Latest / Armstrong & Getty One More Thing / Why So Mean?

Transcript

Why So Mean? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Why so mean? It's one more thing. I'm strong and getty,
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: one more thing before we get to one of the
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: meaner texts I've ever received. I'm a little preoccupied.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: I was just in the coffee room there watching some
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: coverage of the Stormy Daniels testimony, which is occurring on
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: this May seventh as we record this, and former US
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: attorney in John Roberts and one of the cute chicks
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: on Fox was discussing and I'm sorry, I don't mean
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: that to be dismissive. I just can't remember which one
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: it was. We're discussing how Stormy Daniels testimony is relevant
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: to anything, and they would toss out like theories, but
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: then the others be like, nah, probably not.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Well, does testimony have to be relevant to occur in
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: a trial? Yeah, well, it has to be relevant to
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: the charges. I couldn't just bring up my brother and
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: ask him questions about our childhood, why, because he's never
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: been inside a courtroom before. You're honor right.
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: I thought he would enjoy this, so you'll excuse me. Hey,
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: do you remember the time we rode our bikes down
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: to the creek?
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: What did you think of her mom's meat? Loaf, remember
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: under oath?
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't so, Yeah, nobody can figure out what
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: the hell does it have to do with the business falls.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: Everybody knows they had an agreement and the National Inchoir
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: and the Pecker dude and from oh Jesus, the other
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: Pecker dude, the dude named Pecker.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: From what I've read so far, the stuff at the end,
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: you could at least understand somewhat how because she got
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: into the I had a story to sell and then
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: got paid for it and all that sort of stuff.
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: But the first couple hours that Katie was reading on
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: the show, that was all about the lack of condom
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: and the position and the Yeah, but what he was wearing,
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: what she was wearing had imagining out. It's hard to
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: imagine how that's relative. It is so tauntry, uh well,
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: but relevant, not relative. Everybody's conceded that he paid her
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: off through Michael Cohen. That's been stipulated. There's no dispute
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: as to those facts, is there? Oh?
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: It was?
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: It was amusing anyway, going outter tired old Asian porn
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: star can't tell the truth act, How do we have.
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: An age on her? She's in her forties, right. I
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: feel like we looked this up the other day. Forty
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: eight fifty two. Her age is almost exactly the same
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: as the number of movies she's started.
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: She's in, She's I almost just said she's in forty
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: five movies forty five years old.
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: Oh ok, she's kind of a prolific career. She's a
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: bit of a weathered forty five. But that industry will
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: aid you. Stripping in pornography. We heard all about it today.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: She's had a rough life. Yeah, oof man, there's so
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: many different directions you can go as a very pretty
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: young woman, and she went the direction. And I'm guessing,
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: with little likelihood of being contradicted, that she didn't have
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: the greatest childhood or dad in her life because she
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: was a pretty girl at a very young age. I
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: think twenty. I saw she started stripping in Louisiana. Then
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: a somebody suggested and went to la.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: And then you know, so, yeah, I have as a
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: heterosexual male, allegedly I have what was that? I have
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: no issue with the fact that women, particularly those who
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: are above average attractiveness, have sexual power. It's it's just
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: part of being a human being. We're a beast as
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: well as a you know, a frontal lobe, this super intelligent.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: I'm perfectly comfortable with that, but I think it's so
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: sad and pathetic women who that's all they are. That's
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: like they're in the entirety of their being, that's their
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: only strategy.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: I just think that's sad. Yeah, well, and you're also
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: you also set up for when that goes away, which
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: it inevitably does as we all age, Then what do
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: you have? Yeah, No, that's tough. Cool.
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: It's hard now, especially with the Internet, because there are
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: so many girls that are putting themselves out there in
• 4:07
  Speaker 3: that fashion at a young age, and that's why you
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: change up with them later.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: Oh who is I was talking to somebody about this
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: the other day, the sexualization of kids happening so much
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: younger and the and that's been an age old complaint
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: of every generation that it seems to happen too early.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: But the incentive structure is different than it's ever been,
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: as you're just talking about. I mean, it's so easy
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: to see attractive women in your age making money, oh yeah,
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: putting on a bikini and talking about a lipstick every.
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: Day more, way, more money than you could make doing
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: the other things that I was kind of hinting a
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: woman should maybe want to do, including raising a family.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you go back to the classic era and story
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: of like a Marilyn Monroe taking a bus to LA
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: and getting off the bus and somehow getting discovered you
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: were a That was a one in a gazillion shot.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: But some people still try it now. Man, everybody can
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: take a swing at it if you're an attractive young woman.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: Low barrier of entry, as they say, zero barrier of entry. Yes,
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: you know something somebody said brought to mind. Oh you
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: were talking about how early kids are sexualized.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: In fact, I got to believe it'd be hard to
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: not go down that road. If you're attractive and you
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: find out and a friend of yours, who's you think
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: not even as odd as I am, is making ten
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars a month doing something on OnlyFans which might
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: not even be explicit, right, which might not even be
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: that big a deal. How would you convince yourself not
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: to do it? Yeah? I know, well, plenty of good arguments,
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: but I know what you're saying, emptying. I'll tell you so.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: As I started to say I was reminded the other
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: day I saw multiple videos of transactivists saying, and this
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: is all neo Marxism, remember folks at its heart saying
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: we need to destroy the myth of childhood sexual innocence.
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: Children are not sexual innocent and we need to destroy
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: that myth. What the hell is how friggin sick is that?
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: How can anybody agree with that?
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: I know it's part of the whole neo Marxist critical
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: theory nightmare? Gross Yeah, okay, well, I started to say
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: earlier time is a cruel bastard, speaking of cruel bastards.
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: No, I gotta go back to Katie twice. My transition
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: is failed. She made a comment, we can't let slide by.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: You said, it's tempting. Yeah, you're being serious. Absolutely, Oh
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: my gosh.
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: The amount of time is that.
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: You're a very attractive young woman. So have you ever
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: thought about reading the news on oldly fans? I have
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: an eyeball jersey and shorts or something. Yes, please don't
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: get any more specific.
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: I would be lying if I said that I hadn't
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: thought about that.
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: I had it.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: God be lying if practically every woman who's attractive hasn't
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: thought about it. Yeah, how would you not? And plenty
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: of gay dudes make plenty of money too, right, I've
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: thought about it. I thought I could earn ten bucks
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: sure mine or not? Well?
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: Hell, I've thought about how I would get away with
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: bank robbery and or murder. So thinking about it isn't
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: any sort of indictment.
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: But there's there's a girl that I know that is
• 7:08
  Speaker 3: raking in major cash and all she does is post
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: pictures of her feet on this website.
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: How are your feet? They go to They all know
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: great A plus feet.
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, you need an agent, but I mean one
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: of the best that foot agents in America.
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: Right, you know, it's that easy. But there's something ick
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: about that to me. For some reason, my eighth grade son,
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: he and his friends have an ongoing joke about how
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: he needs to put his feet on foot Finder. That's
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: the website. Yeah, yeah, feet Finder.
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: And you can go to this website and you click
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: I'm looking for feet or I want to post my
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: feet and it is that easy, and they give you
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: a sign up sheet and I could be posting my
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: toes in five minutes if I want to do that.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: One I don't. I really don't understand how you haven't
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: done that one, because I mean that that's super easy.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: Your face isn't out there.
• 8:07
  Speaker 3: You know I haven't done that one because I asked
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: my husband and he said, no, Oh, that's why I
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: haven't done that one.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: My my girlfriend or wife says that we can make
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: this much more money. All I gotta do is show
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: All you gotta do is show your feet. Where do
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: we sign up? You know what?
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: I realized this is kind of unconventional. But if we
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: can pause the podcast for me to say a little prayer. Lord,
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: do you remember the whole Noah's Ark thing with the
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: rain and the flood and it's time.
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: It's time, Amen. I think this could be a gateway drug.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: First the feet, then the ankles.
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for you know it. You're on knees dot com.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: Oh boy, right, all right, this probably ought to end here.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: That turn I didn't forget to my mean text. Maybe
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: I'll do that tomorrow.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: What I want to hear you? Please? All right, our
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: executive producer chanting in the headphones, read the text. This
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: one's rough. I'm not even looking forward to reading it
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: because it's just flat out rough. Wow. Twenty three year
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: lover of Armstrong and Getty. I've asked before, why does
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: Jack have to be such a dick, not just to
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: Joe but to the audience by insisting on whining even louder.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: You got issues, Jack, do you do? You do therapy?
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: You need it? You could have saved your marriage and
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: your kid wouldn't have grown up with all the psychic
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: psychic issues he has. Yes, Okay, what a sigva. Then
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: he says, in all caps, not trying to be mean,
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Oh you piece of shit, shut up. I just want
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: people to realize the core issues that are plaguing us
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: that transcend politics. It starts in the family, and often
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: the individuals who aren't parent material. I don't think Armstrong
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: and Getty realize how damaged the US is now and
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: how precarious world piece is. I would just settle for
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: Armstrong and Getty to be honest, and then it kind
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: of degenerates. I don't understand. Feel free to text me
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: and chat good day.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: The combination of intelligence you can tell by the way
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: it's written with an utter lack of wisdom, is mind boggling.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: Still, nothing will ever top back when when people were
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: sending me I'm glad you got cancer texts I was
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: in chemotherapy. Wow, people are a special kind of of evil. Luckily,
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: I've been in this business long enough that I just,
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: I honestly think ninety nine percent of the time, I
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: just think how incredibly awful your life must be. Like
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: if you're if you're sending text to people you don't know,
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: you find out they had cancer, I'm glad you got cancer.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: I've always hated your blah blah blah or or making
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: leaps like the text or did.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's just I will forever be grateful that
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: my mind can't go to whatever level that person is
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: on to send something like that.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Wow, that's gusting with something. If you ever want
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: to be even minor famous, that's the sort of a
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: feedback you will get.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Furthermore, Lord, if you'll give me ten minutes to call
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: my wife and tell her how much I love her.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Sending the blood now once again, yours truly, Joe Getty. Amen,
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: what a moose knuckle Well, I guess that's it.