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4/03/2026-Full Show: “Was This Flirting or a Fireable Offense?” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: And Lime Juice. It's time to welcome Welcome Bill.
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Kill Billy the Kid in the Morning, starring the
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  Speaker 2: one and only Candace Lopez and producer Pooh Really is
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  Speaker 2: a Kid in the Morning, Get Back Live and logol
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  Speaker 2: Billy's a Kid in the Morning, Bride.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Ride Right.
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  Speaker 3: And Opening Day Opening.
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  Speaker 2: Day Opening Day.
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  Speaker 3: Mix one up two point nine. Good morning, Billy the Kid.
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  Speaker 3: Candace Lopez is your producer.
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  Speaker 1: Pooh is here. Good morning Candace. You get your Ranger
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  Speaker 1: jersey on a Yeah, okay, look at her represent three now.
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  Speaker 4: I've just collected one every year since I moved back
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  Speaker 4: to town.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see through the thirteen blankets that you're wearing.
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  Speaker 4: Well, i'm hot, I'm cold. I'm Katy Perry. I'm hot,
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  Speaker 4: I'm cold. You know, so I just have my He's
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  Speaker 4: playing at me. Yeah, I'm wrapping the Rangers today. I'm
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  Speaker 4: very excited about the game with.
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  Speaker 1: His first thing in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we got to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Did I sound like him? Yeah? Oh totally Rover.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah that was good that way.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to talk all about Opening Day here
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  Speaker 4: in Texas.
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  Speaker 6: Hop story telling us to shut up all kind of okay, cool, No,
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  Speaker 6: I'm excited about it.
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  Speaker 4: I could talk about it now too, but I wanted
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  Speaker 4: to tell you guys, I went out yesterday to get
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  Speaker 4: stuff for Easter.
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  Speaker 6: You know how we were talking about that story a
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  Speaker 6: couple of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 4: They're saying that we're supposed to reach a record breaking
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  Speaker 4: a total of almost twenty five billion dollars.
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  Speaker 6: Spent in easter stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Insane.
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  Speaker 6: Stuff is so crazy. Yesterday, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I spent over fifty dollars on a tiny easter basket.
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  Speaker 6: With stuff for my son.
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  Speaker 1: What did you put in there? He's listening?
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  Speaker 6: No, no, I don't think so. He's out a school today,
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  Speaker 6: so there's no way a Reese's carrot. It's like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: like they put the many the Reese's pieces in there.
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  Speaker 6: I really hope he's not listening, because this is all
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  Speaker 6: hiding in the guest closet right now.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now you just gave it away.
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  Speaker 6: What else is the cutest.
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  Speaker 4: Easter bunny plush? Because he still loves stuffies.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
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  Speaker 4: I got him two baskets, like the cheap plastic ones,
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  Speaker 4: one with Monster Truck on it and one that's like
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  Speaker 4: matches his Easter bunny and then I got a Lego
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  Speaker 4: mini fig Okay, hot wheels, yeah, okay, and this is
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  Speaker 4: all from memory, so I think that's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. I think where's the jelly beans?
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  Speaker 6: Well, jelly beans? I don't really like jelly beans. I
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  Speaker 6: don't care that you like her.
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  Speaker 1: No, of course he's not gonna like him if you
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  Speaker 1: don't get him.
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  Speaker 6: But side note, I also found these doctor Pepper peeps
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  Speaker 6: for you guys to try.
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  Speaker 1: Ohez, you don't have to, but get out. She's holding
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  Speaker 1: up Doctor Pepper peeps. Yeah, what are those? Brother?
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  Speaker 6: If you guys want to try their here, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try them, but I'm gonna throw off.
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  Speaker 6: Pepper.
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  Speaker 1: I get it. But I'm not a big fan of
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  Speaker 1: peeps in general.
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  Speaker 6: No I'm not either.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just not a fan of chewing on rubber, right,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, but I'll try him or Doctor Pepper.
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  Speaker 1: On your tire and just lick it. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: need to put on their cannis and lime juice.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why, but poos Chipotle commercial cracks me out,
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  Speaker 3: and he gets so excited when they in this commercial
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  Speaker 3: one he says, lime juice?
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  Speaker 1: What's in there? Gas and lime juice. There's too much juice.
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  Speaker 6: In his juice, to much juice in the juice.
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  Speaker 3: Listen the way he says juice and lime juice is
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  Speaker 3: all right, producer here, he's juicy. What's going on with you?
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  Speaker 1: Last night?
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  Speaker 7: I was killing tom because my son's practice was extra
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  Speaker 7: long because he ain't got school today. And uh, I
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  Speaker 7: went to downtown Garland. It's a whole vib down there.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, there's a pizza place there that goes off. Ye, yes,
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  Speaker 6: I know, yes, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: That place is man. I walked around.
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  Speaker 7: That place is good, maybe the best pizza in town,
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  Speaker 7: for real, for real, for real. But I realized, God,
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  Speaker 7: don't like ugly. I was watching this couple. I just
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  Speaker 7: bought me an ice cream. I treated myself to a
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  Speaker 7: little Waffle co and Scooper a treat if you do
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  Speaker 7: it every day.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, I've been good. I've been good.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you the other day with the hot and
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  Speaker 1: ready pizza. Okay, that was for the kids. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: need it. I didn't need it. That's okay, And the
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  Speaker 1: machine says, that's.
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: We're trying to be good and eat healthy and every day.
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  Speaker 3: Pooh's Instagram it's big back and.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 7: I treated myself to waffleco one scoop of vanilla, and
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  Speaker 7: I was watching this couple.
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  Speaker 1: Argue and I was like trying to follow him because
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  Speaker 1: I wanted because he was always around people arguing. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 7: There's a little like courtyard right there, and I was like,
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  Speaker 7: why is he trying to explain himself? And he was
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  Speaker 7: over explaining himself, so I was like yeah. I was like,
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  Speaker 7: he's lying and she was like I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 7: hear it or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And I was trying to record. I was walking and
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  Speaker 1: didn't realize the sidewalk cut off and your boy fail
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  Speaker 1: right off the corn. I was like, oh god, don't like.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Of course I fell with the ice cream straight up.
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  Speaker 1: I was like statue of liberty.
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  Speaker 8: I lose my eyes.
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  Speaker 3: And last time I tried to record someone doing something,
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  Speaker 3: I was like trying to be low key. It was
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  Speaker 3: like a wal Mart or something. Yeah, and my light
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  Speaker 3: came on and I said, oh, I was like trying
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  Speaker 3: to be low key and all of a sudden, my
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  Speaker 3: light's just loud shamelight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Or it's like you try to take a picture and
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  Speaker 3: be creepy and it's all of a sudden, it's like,
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  Speaker 3: oh crap.
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  Speaker 5: Tough stories on the Dance with Billy's a Kid in.
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  Speaker 8: The Morning on New Mix one two point nine.
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  Speaker 3: Don't forget a chance at these Bruno Mars tickets coming up.
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  Speaker 3: We do that on the forties. Okay, up grated floor seats,
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  Speaker 3: up close him personally, You get dinner, you get a hotel,
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  Speaker 3: you get hooked up.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, six forty, next shot to win Cannice?
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  Speaker 2: What up?
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  Speaker 4: Well? Baseball is back back, guys. The Rangers home opener
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  Speaker 4: is today at Globe Live Field. They're gonna be taken
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  Speaker 4: on the Cincinnati Reds. First pitch is at three eight pm.
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  Speaker 4: Uh Neil McCoy will sing the national anthem Jake Ottinger from.
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  Speaker 6: The Dallas Stars.
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  Speaker 4: He'll throw out the ceremonial first pitch. The Rangers are
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  Speaker 4: four and two on the season at this point. They've
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  Speaker 4: had some pretty good games already. But they also announced
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  Speaker 4: the new food options yesterday.
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  Speaker 6: Did you see this?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I saw it, but I didn't click on it,
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  Speaker 1: so I was waiting for you to tell.
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  Speaker 6: Me about Yeah, poo and I usually go to this event.
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  Speaker 4: We went last year, but it just was so last
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  Speaker 4: minute yesterday, but they announced the ninth inning rally sombrero,
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  Speaker 4: which is basically a nacho sombrero.
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  Speaker 6: It looks like you can actually wear it on your head.
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  Speaker 6: Oh so yeah, just all block by view. If you
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  Speaker 6: got the nacho sombrero.
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  Speaker 1: After I eat all the nachos, I can wear it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, or you just wear it and just grab nachos
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  Speaker 6: off your head.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I like that. Or Poo wears it and we
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  Speaker 1: just eat the nachos off his head.
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  Speaker 6: Poo in front of us. That's perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a hands free option, you know at
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  Speaker 4: the ball park. The elow day dog that looks pretty good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the biscuits and gravy situation that they have, and then
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  Speaker 4: for dessert people they had the true helmet Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: All of it now, yes, right, please bring it, yes Sunday.
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  Speaker 4: That's what we missed trying yesterday since we didn't make
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  Speaker 4: it out there.
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  Speaker 6: Pooh, but yeah, it's going to be a.
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  Speaker 1: Great US saying, pooh, why can't I go?
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  Speaker 4: Well, because Poo and I went last year. We just
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  Speaker 4: had so much fun and you weren't there, So because
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  Speaker 4: you couldn't go, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Cool, Yeah, you didn't want to go with it. We
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  Speaker 3: had so much fun because you weren't there. Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 3: just save that clip. Do me a favor, save that clip.
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  Speaker 3: We had so much fun because you weren't there.
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  Speaker 6: Well know what I'm saying. We're saying this because you
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  Speaker 6: aren't there. We're saying. I'm saying because you aren't there.
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  Speaker 1: No Freudian slip.
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  Speaker 6: Anyways, No rangers. Yeah, guys, heads up, Dino Nuggies.
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  Speaker 4: Sold that Walmart may be contaminated with lead. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if you heard this.
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  Speaker 6: Morning, but the forest.
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  Speaker 1: Do we not expect that?
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  Speaker 6: No, we don't expect that.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: The frozen chicken nuggets were sold under the Great Value
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  Speaker 4: brand name at stores across the country. These products have
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  Speaker 4: been removed from stores and online, but could still be
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  Speaker 4: in your freezer, so if you have them, you can
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  Speaker 4: take them back to Walmart for a refund.
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  Speaker 6: They have a best if used by date of February.
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  Speaker 4: Tenth, twenty twenty seven. But they're not actually recalling these
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  Speaker 4: because they're not available for purchase anymore.
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  Speaker 6: But just a heads up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, Dino Nuggies hit different hit.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah they do.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if you're grown up. I took my
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  Speaker 3: son Dino Nuggies all the time. Yeah, and before they
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  Speaker 3: even got to him half of more gauld right Dino Nuggies.
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  Speaker 1: But I expect a little laden there.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess, well, Arson Parkins, you know some
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  Speaker 3: red dye forty for sure, that's all. No one's buying
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  Speaker 3: Dino Nuggies Like, hmm, I can't wait for this healthy option.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's chicken for sure.
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't know. I have to check the label.
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  Speaker 1: But damn it's yummy.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of yummy, guys, fans are begging Trader Joe's to
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  Speaker 4: make their April.
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  Speaker 6: Fools joke a reality.
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  Speaker 4: So they were teasing this lip mask inspired by their
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  Speaker 4: chili lime roll the corn Tortilla Chips, which is like
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  Speaker 4: their version of talkies.
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  Speaker 6: They're so good. It's like a purple bag or something.
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  Speaker 6: You probably had it.
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  Speaker 4: But this wins for favorite TJ snack like every year.
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  Speaker 4: But people want this for real, the lip mask of
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  Speaker 4: the Chili Lime roll m corn tortilla chips.
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  Speaker 1: You want tortilla chip flavored lip ball?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just think about it, like when you eat those
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  Speaker 4: that it gets all over your hands, It gets on
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  Speaker 4: your lips, like when.
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  Speaker 6: You lick that stuff off. You're like, yes, that's like
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  Speaker 6: the you know, it's like the cheeto dust these TJ snacks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that, but just you know, I
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  Speaker 1: guess the lip mask.
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  Speaker 6: Because eventually you're gonna wipe it off. But if it's
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  Speaker 6: like you know, if it.
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  Speaker 3: Could be lick your lips for a little flavor, I
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  Speaker 3: mean you could, but I want a different flavor. Why
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, because it just doesn't sound that appealing.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want like Dorito's flavor, you don't, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I want like Dorito's flavor or Cheeto flavor, But.
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  Speaker 6: Why not chili lime?
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  Speaker 1: That is true?
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  Speaker 6: You know, so good?
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm juice exactly?
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  Speaker 4: Did you see the top ramen butterfinger April Fool's joke
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  Speaker 4: that they released, Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 6: A butterfinger ramen.
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  Speaker 4: That would be one that I would be okay with
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  Speaker 4: coming true, like a dessert ramen.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeahh joke's on you because I like that exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Commentrator Joe's make it happen for us? All right, I'm
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  Speaker 4: Kanda Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Are you ready for? Really? Fake news?
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  Speaker 3: Only got three headlines? I'm gonna tell you three of them.
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  Speaker 3: You got to tell me which one's fake, though, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: we go first.
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  Speaker 1: One.
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  Speaker 3: A gas station is charging nine dollars and ninety nine
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  Speaker 3: cents for gas. It would be more, but there isn't
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  Speaker 3: enough room for more digits. Oh my god, a gas
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  Speaker 3: station is charging nine dollars and ninety nine cents for gas.
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  Speaker 3: It would be more, but there isn't enough room for
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  Speaker 3: more digits on the sign right, which is insane?
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  Speaker 1: If this is real, If it's real.
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  Speaker 3: Headline number two, seventy five year old woman snorkels in
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  Speaker 3: a pothole. Seventy five year old woman snorkels in a pothole.
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  Speaker 1: Head line is Dallas. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Headline number three Burger King testing humanoid robots in two
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  Speaker 3: US markets. Oh no, Burger King testing humanoid robots in
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  Speaker 3: two US markets. That is headline at number three. Three headlines,
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  Speaker 3: You gotta tell me which one you think is the
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  Speaker 3: faked one. Let's go to Kandae Lopez. Would you like
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  Speaker 3: to take your first shot your guests or would you
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  Speaker 3: like to pass it to lime juice poop?
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  Speaker 6: I think I'll go first today.
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  Speaker 4: Lock me in for that second story. The pothole storkler.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you think that's fake. Yeah, you're really trying to
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  Speaker 3: win today. Look at you going first. Let's go for it,
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  Speaker 3: all right, No, nice guy Candae today. All right, let's
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  Speaker 3: lock that in. Canda Slopez has our guests, Producer pooh,
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  Speaker 3: which one do you think is the fake story?
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with that last story about the humanoids,
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  Speaker 7: the clone, you know, working at Burger King.
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  Speaker 1: Clone robots robots, Yes, okay, you don't even know the story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think I know the story.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's lock you in, lock me in, locked in,
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  Speaker 3: all right, And the winner today going into the weekend
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  Speaker 3: as a winner.
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  Speaker 1: Is producer poop. What wow, Poop. Yeah, you're on a roll,
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the burger King story, there's no humanoid robots testing
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  Speaker 3: in test markets yet. Yeah, but I can totally see
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  Speaker 3: that happen. Matter of fact, I think it does happen
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  Speaker 3: in other countries. I think in China they have not
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  Speaker 3: Burger King, but another fast food restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know which one, but I think they have
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  Speaker 1: like robots working.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think so too.
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  Speaker 1: It's just kind of crazy. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the stories, the real stories. A gas station is
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  Speaker 3: charging nine dollars and ninety nine cents for gas. It
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  Speaker 3: would be more, but there isn't enough room for more digits.
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  Speaker 1: Where do you think is real? Where do you think
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  Speaker 1: this is happening?
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  Speaker 6: It's got to be California?
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  Speaker 3: So Florida Ding Ding, No, not Florida, California is the
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  Speaker 3: correct answer. Nine dollars and ninety nine cents a gallon
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  Speaker 3: for premium in Big Sir, California.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yep.
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  Speaker 3: The owner says it would be more, but they're just
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  Speaker 3: not room on the signs or on the pumps to
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  Speaker 3: put more digits.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I thought this was fake news when I
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  Speaker 1: read it at first.
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  Speaker 3: But the station is located in Big Sir, like I
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  Speaker 3: said there, I guess what's going on is it's such
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  Speaker 3: a remote location that they have to charge a lot
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  Speaker 3: because there isn't room, you know, along the roads in
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  Speaker 3: the area, and the station itself doesn't have electricity so
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  Speaker 3: it runs on their own generators.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, which makes the gas even more expensive.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So, and locals there say they would honestly have
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  Speaker 3: to pay twenty dollars.
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  Speaker 6: A gallon for gas right because it is the only spot, it's.
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  Speaker 3: The only option available. But I filled up yesterday and
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  Speaker 3: I was so depressed. Yeah, I mean I was so
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  Speaker 3: depressed when I was like, I'm getting an electric car.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna ride my son's e Byke torque every day.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you might start doing that a lot of money,
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  Speaker 6: for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so irritated by gas. Yeah, Sam, don't get me going,
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 3: The other story, seventy five year old woman swam snorkeled
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  Speaker 3: in a pothole.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: This is a real story and.
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  Speaker 3: It's cracking me up. She's a seventy five year old
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  Speaker 3: South African politician. So she literally put on a wet suit, snorkel,
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  Speaker 3: pink swimming cap, did the whole thing, and she paddled
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  Speaker 3: through a muddy, huge pothole that is in a road
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  Speaker 3: in Johannesburg. Wow, to make a point that the city
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  Speaker 3: needs to figure out their life.
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  Speaker 6: Good for her.
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  Speaker 3: The pothole is so big she could fit in it
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  Speaker 3: and go underwater. Okay, that's crazy, like think about and
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: this is not six thirty five. This is a real pothole.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: She was making jokes. She went on a live stream.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: She was looking for fish. She went underwater. Look, and
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: she'd made a whole joke about it. She's running for
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: mayor I guess of the city or something. Either way,
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: they took note, and they finally after three years, fixed
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: this gigantic pothole. Good for her gigantic pot. Yeah, I'm
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: surprised at seventy five years old she could even like snork.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not saying, you know, you can't do
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: things and you're older, but yeah, but at the same time,
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: like you're snorkeling at seventy five.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going on? But the potholes are so insane there.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: They're not much better here. No, did you see the
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: potholes somebody put flowers in? Was it on six thirty?
• 15:47
  Speaker 8: No?
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: I didn't see that.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Somebody planet a pot and whoever did that your genius
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: and I love you for that. Dix one or two
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: point nine, Good morning, it's abibley keep Canda, slow pants producer, pooh.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Everybody eats one garbage food or at least maybe you
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: used to that. People judged you for they were like.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Eh, you eat that?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I have more than some, but the list
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: on Reddit was cracking me up. By the way, Bruno
• 16:14
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• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Seat's good now. But you used to eat like a weirdo.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: And I used to try all the diets like Keto,
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: South Beach.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Diet, Atkins diet. What I was like testing the Atkins diet,
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: going like super low carb lifestyle. I would eat pork
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: rinds just are low carb, but I would dip.
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: Them in salsa. Whoa, yeah, sad like different flavor, no
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: pork rinds.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, of course, pork rinds are great. Yeah yeah, whoa,
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: whoa woll.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Once that's like your only low carb snack for so long.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh, more pork rinds. You got to switch
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: it up and throw some salta in there.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Wait more grinds and salsa?
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: What the mesquite? What's going on there? It worked in
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: the town yeah, because you throw up everything. What in
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: the town east is going on?
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Just add a different flavor to the pork crimes.
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: You get so tired of them.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: What kind of sauce are you would never heard of
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: city kind that New York City. I have never heard
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: of anybody putting sauce on pork crimes.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Oh well, I mean it's not the worst thing in
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: the world. When you just want like low harb and
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: some flavored.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: It works all right.
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: Now, when you get the pork runs from the palateo, man,
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: you can you can put Valentino.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Those aren't normal. Pork crimes are different. Those are different.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Oh they hit different.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: You put the hot sauce in the bag and then
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: shake it up. Yeah yeah, and you know garbage food
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: a lime juice.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, now some of the other garbage foods
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: that people enjoy on this Reddit thread or cracking me up.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: You're ready for this one one. I've been known to
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: eat a can of Vienna sausages on occasion.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: Oh back in the day, for sure, those are nor too.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: Probably they were.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: There's something Yeah, I mean I don't mind it.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I'm not saying if they were on
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: a plate right now, I wouldn't grab.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: One with one slice of white bread like wonder bread. Yeah,
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: and maybe just a little dab of mustard.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Sure, cut them up and put them on some saltine crackers.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, everything's going Yeah, everything's going good. Until you say
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: that I didn't have no bread. Sometimes I just had
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: to make do what I had. So you did what
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: that was a po coterie, that is something, So you
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: would cut up Vienna sausages sauage, get.
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: Some cheese, some salty crackers or those townhouse crackers.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Like, wow, tell me more about the Great Depression people.
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm all down for some cheese and crackers,
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: but something about Vienna sausage sliced up a saltine just
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: screams poverty.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: It's different for.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: Using a utensil with the Vienna sausage.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, what are you doing? Okay?
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: This guy said garbage foods that I love. Garbage food
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: that I love. This guy says slim gems. People make
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: fun of me for loving a slim Jim Quick slim
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: gym is good. Yeah right, I mean you won't eat
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: it because you're a chomps girl. Yes, I'm a chomp scurl.
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah they're so good.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you love chomps.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: This guy says, oh easy cheese, yess. Yes, and I'm
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: not above taking easy cheese straight to the mouth, for sure.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not above it. No, I've done that in a
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: couple of trailing far Okay. This person said, oh, now.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: I did this the other day, and it was a
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: low moment for me. Oh lord, chef Boyar d Ravioli.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: In the can. They I mean, it's not the worst,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: it's not the worst.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: It is not I was. I was looking through my
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: This is how you know I'm a single dude, because
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not going to order food. I'm
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: so sick of Uber eats and door Dash and not
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: spending my money there. So I went to the pantry
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'm gonna find something to make. I
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: don't care what it is. So I saw a can
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: of refried beans, nice, and I was like, I can
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: do that on a tortilla with some cheese.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, why not? Right for sure? And I happen to
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: look at the can. The can was expired.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: How old does something have to be when a can
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: of refined beans are expired?
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Three?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, he always has expired stuff in his house.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: They I mean, it's gotta be good for twenty years.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: So that means that the can of beans has been
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: to my cabinet for that one.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: I'm saying it's bad. They're saying it's best if.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Used by I didn't say I didn't eat them. No,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I said no, and I turned to the raviolis. Yeah
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: and ate, I'm straight out of the can. I know
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: an instantly grew mullet when I did that. This person said,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I love eating just parmegian cheese straight out of the
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: green can.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, it's.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: A little sprinkle here and there, sprinkle.
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: In your hand.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now this person should go to jail.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, I love eating cold refried beans in tuna out
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: of the can on a toastata.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: WHOA, what are you from those individually? If you're going
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: to do that, wow, one at a time.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: No refried beans in tuna on a toastata?
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: No, you do this.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: I literally thought that being a sausage on a cracker
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: was bad. That might be the worst thing I've ever heard.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: This person said my garbage food that people make fun
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: of me for liking his spam. I slice it thin,
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: I fried up and it's nice and crispy and it's excellent.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but spam is underrated. I don't even know
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: what's in it. It's probably not great at all.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, save that, because that might be the most mesquite
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: thing you've ever said.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: Have you had spam masubi.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have. It's not all that to me, really, no, whatever,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I used.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: To have a coworker, coworker that would make it fresh
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: for all of us and bring it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's not even pos anything with spam and
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: it cannot be made fresh.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: Stories in the morning only on the New Mix one
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: two point.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Nine, Charlene. I mean, how can anything be bad with
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: mashed potatoes on it?
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I can't.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I would try that. Yeah, so you're on a mission.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: You're like Artemis go to the Moon your mission this
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: week and has tried to Rito's tacos locos with mashed
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: potatoes on them from KFC. Yes, exactly, yeah, exactly, two
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: different places. I'm doing it all right, Candice Slowpez.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: What is going on?
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: Well, let's time out. The rain aheaded our way, guys.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: It'll be here late tonight and pick up overnight by
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: eight am tomorrow. We're expecting close to one hundred percent
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: coverage out of these storms. Shouldn't be anything severe as
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: of now, cloudy and warm today that we'll get up
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: to eighty four. It's already seventy outside right now, so yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: it is very mugg if you're tailgating at Globe Life today. Yeah,
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: just be prepared for sure. You mentioned Artemis. Artemis two
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: has officially left Earth's orbit and it's on his way
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: to the Moon. There are more than seventy thousand miles
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: from Earth. These pictures coming back of like Crescent Earth
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: are just stunning.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: If you haven't seen them.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: They looked fake. Yeah they do, and maybe it is.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: No, I think it's real this time, is it?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah? We had somewhere that's true.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: They're moving at almost five thousand miles an hour right now.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: They didn't have one little issue yesterday with the twenty
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: three million dollar toilet on board when.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: It stopped working. Excuse me, No, the toilet stopped working yesterday.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: No, no, No, there's a twenty three million dollar toilet.
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a toilet.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: What does it do?
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: So what?
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: They did some troubleshooting and they were able to fix it.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: NASA confirmed toilet is go for.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Use, So tay good. Yeah, because where are they're going
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: to go? Yeah?
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: And don't they recycle their stuff so they can drink it?
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: I guess, so, yeah, something it doesn't just drop off
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: into space.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: I hope, I.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Hope that's the last thing I need to get hit by.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: That'd be my luck having a good Friday all of
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a sudden thwink, I get hit with some Artemis.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, left, depending on what you need the toilet for,
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Like there's different like areas for usage, but like one
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: was not working and one was working.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: It's wild, but it's working, So that's good. Guys.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: If it is, Oh, there it is. You think it
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: sounds like that on Artemis.
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: It's just orbiting around.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what are you doing?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: There's no gravity. I guess they like they go in
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: bags and the toilet's unique because it happens.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a little tiny like thing. I saw
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: one of them inside of like a demonstration of it before.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: They took off, and it was like his knees were
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: up in his face. It was like a whole thing.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: It's gotta be small, you know. It's not like a
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: good sized restroom.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just yeah, I couldn't do it. Yeah,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna hold it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Guys.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Footage from Tiger Woods d u I arrest has gone viral.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: They were quick to get this out too. Why did
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: Justin Timberlake's footage take so long?
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know how they got it out so fat.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is like it's almost like live. It's
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: so in recent.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. They did him so wrong with these screenshots though,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: so oh my gosh. He was in the back of
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: the police cruiser, handcuffed and the picture I saw first it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: Looked like he was screaming, like angry.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: That was my perception was he's angry about this, that
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: this happened to him. But it turns out he was
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: just back there yawning and hiccupying.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Why is he hickeppying if he's not drinking. Yeah, I
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: don't know who hiccups that much.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: The memes are just too much of this.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: The memes are like when you're.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Saying when your mom has to pick you up from
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: school and she's late, and.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: The et ones got me, what's that one? Well, he
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: looks like e T what's that blanket they had him
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: in or.
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: Bike?
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Yes, I mean, this is the best.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Thing that ever happened to justin Timberlakes because now it's
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: just gone away and we're all talking about Tiger Woods
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: and the.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Weird flex is like I guess on the camera Tiger
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Woods goes off like that he walks off from a
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: minute and he was calling a President Trump.
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: I heard that.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: And then he comes back to the cops and he's like, sorry,
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I was on the phone with the president, right big
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: flex Yeah, big flex.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: And the cops like, cool, you're underrest.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: They were talking to him, you know, on the side
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: of the road, and he said he looked down at
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: his phone and then all of a sudden, boom, that's
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: what he you know, hit that truck and trailer and
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: flipped over. But the person who owns that truck and
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: trailer has now hired an attorney because they're saying they
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: have property damage of like five thousand dollars. Of course,
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: the Tiger Woods is involved, hire an attorney immediately.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Gosh, listen, they found like some pills on him and stuff.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: And I'm not making fun of the guy, No, it's
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: it's a problem.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: And he's gonna get treatment. I guess he's even the country.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: They've allowed him to leave the country for treatment now,
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: so that's good.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Well, get it together because you're gonna hurt someone. Yes,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: this is not like the first time you've done this.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: You flip a car every five years, stop it right enough?
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure, all right, get a bike, lot a
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: bike on that.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Well, then he hurts himself and nobody else. But when
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: you're in a car, yeah, someone else, you big dummy.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hopefully this is the last time we hear about
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: any Tiger Woods accidents. Guys, I'm Canda Slopez. Those are
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: your Texas top stories.
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: Off to promise you'll feel better. Welcome to the dirt Secret.
• 27:54
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• 27:56
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• 28:00
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• 28:03
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• 28:16
  Speaker 1: We got you. Okay, dirty little Secret. Good morning, Hey,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: good morning.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: How are you?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I'm good? So, okay, you got some to confess the secret.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I you know, I swear that I don't try
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: to be a bad driver, but but I am. Oh, okay,
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: at least you admit it like I generally like I
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: What it is.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Like I pay attention when I'm driving, I go next
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: and slow. I really do think I'm being careful, and
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: like somehow I've been in like I don't even know,
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: like ten ten accidents maybe ten yeah.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like serious accidents.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Like what the no no no no no, like all
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: minor just like bender bender is really nothing serious but
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: obviously like ten.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Is a lot.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And like my husband he's like he's totally over it,
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Like we just got in this huge fight a couple
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: months ago about my after my last accident, and he
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: basically is like, you have to be more careful, and
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: I'm like I am, but like obviously I'm not right.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: So I just like I don't know. It's like I
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: just it's a mess. So anyway, last week, like it
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: happened again.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: An accident. Yeah, how are you getting in?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: So?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Are you playing bumper cards? Are you Tiger Woods? What
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: is going on?
• 29:33
  Speaker 10: I honestly I know, like I was just trying to
• 29:35
  Speaker 10: parallel park like slowly, very slowly.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: And then all of a sudden, boom, I'm clipping a
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: car in front.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: So you clipped a car.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: You're trying to parallel park first of all, did you
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: have your radio down? Maybe that was the problem because
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: everybody knows.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: You kids up, but like, I need to turn it down.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, Usually when you parallel park, you gotta have your
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: radio turned down. So you let me guess you didn't
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: tell your husband that you got in an accident.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: No, I couldn't do it. I couldn't like and honestly, okay,
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: it wasn't like that bad. It was like a tiny scrape.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: But like, I literally there was no way. I didn't
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: think like, oh no, I just hit a car. The
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: first thing I said was like, I literally can't tell
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: my husband. I can't do this again. I can't go
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: through this lecture. So I did something insane. What I
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: literally drove the car like straight to the dealership and
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: I just traded it in. I'm not kidding.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: I had to get rid of the evidence you traded.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You got an entirely new car so he wouldn't see.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: That was damn. But what about hold on, I know
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: it's so bad, but the person.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: You hit, please tell me you didn't leave hit and run.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: They're gonna find out. They're gonna you're he's gonna find
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: out when the insurance gets involved.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I okay. This is also maybe
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: a little bit on the crazy side. But like the
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: right before I went to the dealership, I like knocked
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: on the door and was like, hey, I apologize like
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: hundred times I venmoed him like five hundred dollars, just
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: be like I'm so sorry, Like, let's not go through insurance.
• 31:05
  Speaker 9: There's you know, it's all good.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: No, no, nothing. Oh my husband will never know. He
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: was like super chill, like totally fine and understanding, and like,
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: my husband won't check my Venmo account, so like I
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: knew that it would be wow.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I would be wow. I mean, dude, this girl, this
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: is that's why. So he just thinks you got it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I'd be upset if you got a new car without
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: me asking. Not that I'm controlling, but at least don't
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: I at least want to know what's going on in
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: our finances. Yeah, that's whimsy, that's a whimsical.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, but he he was like he was mad
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: about that. He was like, why in the world would
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: you just get a new car without talking to me?
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: But like, honestly, that reaction was like a five compared
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: to the ten. It would have been if I was
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: told in my head another car like that would have
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: been yours.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: You know what, You're kind of my hero. I don't
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: know something about you.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: It's making me laugh when we joke around. When it's
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: time for an oil change. Just get a new car.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I just get a new God, she really did it,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you really did it. I'm just going to trade this
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: in so I don't have to deal with that scratch
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: and that thing. Oh who needs that bumper? Forget it?
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Good for you, you know what it props to you.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: You found out a way around it.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Maybe this will also motivate you to not getting another
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: car accident. I know it's an accident, but maybe this
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: will make you just drive a little bit safer.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: With a new car. I don't know.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: I'm trying. I am.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: And where do you live? So I never drive there?
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: He's going for Candace Court. It gets settled here with
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: Billy the Kid in the morning.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Rise for the Honorable Judge Candace Lopez is she takes
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: the bench.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: It's makes one on two point nine. Can we be seated?
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: You may be seated?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Candice Lopez. She's wearing like a cape today.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: It's weird. She's wearing like a Bucky's cape.
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: It's a super court today, so blanket.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's you're wearing it like it's a ape
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: over there. All right, Oka, She's serious, very serious. If
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: you got an issue for Candis Cord at Candas on
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Air on Instagram at canasan Air, Are you.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Ready for this one? All right?
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Cannis Cord? Can I vent and y'all tell me what
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: you think. So my friend and I are in a
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: bit of a fight. We haven't talked since my birthday. Monday,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: A bunch of people were tagging me with birthday posts
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: on social media, which is pretty normal in my friend group.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I was reposting and enjoying my day when I get
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: tagged in a post from a friend who posted an
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: old picture of me when I was heavier.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Come, oh, no, I know where this is going. She
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: knows how hard I've been working on myself this last year,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: looking forward to this birthday, and she decides to use
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: a picture of me where I was thirty pounds heavier.
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Now we're in a.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Fight because I asked her to take it down, and
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: she's mad at me, saying she can't believe I would
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: be mad that she was only showing me for my birthday.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: But it feels like she did this on purpose because
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: she is jealous of my weight loss.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, interesting, So what do y'all think?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Can a slow paz?
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: No, you weren't showing her love. You were showing love
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: to yourself.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, does that? Oh so you're mad? You're mad at
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the girl who posted the pic?
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, if you know, I've been working my butt off
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: all year to lose this weight for my birthday. Like
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: people have a goal, right, Like I have a big
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: birthday coming up this year too, in June, and yeah,
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I'd like to like feel confident on that day.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: That's a big deal. Sometimes that's your weight loss goal,
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: is your birthday.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: But not everybody looks at you as What I'm saying is,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: are we taking in the fact that she doesn't think
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: she was probably heavy.
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: And that might be the case that that would be
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: the case.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I hate I'm saying that, by the way, heavy. That
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: sounds so crazy.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a different way a weight that she
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: wasn't happy with.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Husky? Is that better?
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: No?
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Actually, never call a woman husky.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: She can't get mad at that girl. That's probably your
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: her biggest support. Wait, that shouldn't the biggest boo.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: That's probably her supporter, her support.
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: I mean, how is that not top of mine?
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: When you see that photo, you're scrolling through your camera
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: roll like, let me find a good picture to post
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: it for your birthday.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe that was the only picture they had to get.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Surely not if you're that close to people. Y, Yeah,
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: what scandals?
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: If that's the only picture you have with this girl?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Do you think she posted it because she looks good,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: she didn't care? Okay? Fair?
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: You know of all people who shouldn't be mad at this,
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: it's you, okay, because you're notorious for posting the worst
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: pictures of us.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are, Yes, you are, Candas, you are.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: You're not comfortable with anything I post. And sometimes I'll
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: say photo approval.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: And show you now because I've spassed out, like this girl.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: I have spas, because Candas will just post a picture
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: of me looking like a will to beast. No, that's
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: not seventeen chins, no bad shadows. It looks like I'm
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: seventy eight years old.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: Never do that for your birthday, but you do it.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Any day because I don't think they look bad.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: You guys get upset, but I'm like, they look good
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: to me.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: I would never post a picture of you. It looked
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: like you took the picking selfie mode.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Surprised. We would never do that. Gosh, I had a
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: call care.
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: This is a thirty pound what you've had to call me.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I've had to call you and be like, wow, are
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: you serious?
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: And she's like, what, No, what did I mean to say?
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: Do you want me to take it down? I'll take
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: it down right now.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: If you're not happy, it's not showing you in the
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: best light, forget it now.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Oh big bud Billy coming through is everything? Okay. I'm like,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: are you mad at me?
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: She's like, why, because you just posted a picture of
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: the worst picture on the planet of me.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I apologize because I don't see it that way.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: We all see ourselves differently.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Put it on our story, put it on mixes page.
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: Did you I would immediately take it down.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I have no issue read it out.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: If you honestly I felt like that, I'd take it down. Okay,
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: I said, do you want me to archive this?
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, archive every picture you've ever posted to me immediately. Okay,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: You're you have no pictures of me. She like, waits
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: till a lighting bad she sets me up.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: She's like, Billy, go back a little bit and I'll
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: be like, Okay, she's in charge.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: Would I want to make you look bad on social media?
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, she says.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: The motivation there it turned that light off.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, back up a little bit, Okay, make perfect right there?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: You look extra big? Gotcha post immediately? Okay. Now it
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter what we think, though, it matters what you think. Kennis.
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: It wasn't your birthday. You weren't on a weight loss journey.
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: It was an accident. I'm always on a lost archive.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Well, in this case, this woman is mad because she
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: posted an unflattering picture of her friend. Her friend's like,
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: why would you do that to me? Who's guilty?
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I think you know here this friend is guilty of
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: being a before and after Ashley.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: You see the difference, you know, Don't do that to me.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: It's my birthday.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: This was my goal.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: I hit it. I'm in my stride, I'm thriving. Take
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: that down. I shouldn't have to ask you.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't have to ask.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: You're not getting a repost, so I.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Shouldn't have to ask you. That is what you're saying, No,
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: because I think you're guilty of being a post at Patty.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: No, she is guilty of being a before and after
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: Ashley Tough.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid in the.
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: Morning only on the New Mix one O two point nine.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Brunal Marstinket's coming up upgraded floor seats plus hotel dinner.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: We got you a romantic night with Bruno Mars. We'll
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: do that around eight forty. Candaelowpez, what's going on?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: Baseball is back back, guys.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: The Rangers home opener is today at Globe Life Field.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: They're going to be taking on the Cincinnati Reds. First
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: pitch is at three oh eight pm.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Can we just play it like it's a little bit
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: for opening Day?
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Ask me?
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: What's pretty good? We sound just like I'm telling.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: You, Yeah, we do.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Neil McCoy's gonna sing the national anthem. Jake Ottiger from
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: the Dallas Stars will throughout the ceremonial first pitch. The
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Rangers are four and two on the season at this point.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Yesterday they had their big media day. Unfortunately, we weren't
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: able to go like we did last year. Poo and
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: I had the best time last year trying all the.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: Food, looking at all the new merch.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: So we got a plan better for next year. But
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: listen to this.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: They announced this new ninth Inning Rally sombrero as part
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: of their new food offerings. It's basically a nacho sombrero.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: You can wear.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: No, you can't.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can wear it if you are lying to me,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: because I'm getting so excited right now.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: No, you can wear it.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I can put it on Pooh's head and eat
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: nacho straight off Poo's head.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: Yes, but here's the hack this season, rames do come true.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: When you're buying your tickets, buy seats on one row
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: in front and one.
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: And back instead of like side by side.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: That way you could just dip in the take nachos
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: off the person's head.
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: In front of you.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: When we go to the game. Who's wearing the sombrero.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: I'll wear it for a minute, Dany Cheese, So I'll
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: yeah for you guys.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she can wear it thank and you're like
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: perfect height, Yeah, sure, look down and grab a chip.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Look like a nacho cart.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: They got biscuits and gravy this year and a true
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: helmet Sunday which looks amazing.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Nice. All the food's always so good, it is.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good luck to the Rangers today. If you're going
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: out there, have so much fun, guys, listen to this.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Dino nuggets sold at Walmart may be contaminated with lead.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: The frozen chicken nuggets were sold under the Great Value
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: brand name at stores across the country. These products have
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: been removed from stores and online, but they could still
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: be in your freezer, so if you have them, you
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: can take them back to Walmart for a refund. They
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: do have a best if used by date of February ten,
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: twenty twenty seven.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Do I have to take them back? Or can I
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: still eat them?
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: I mean sure if you want a little lead here
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: or there, So what do your thing?
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: You can't hurt this body. Icy paint chips as a kid.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I'm sure it's fine.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not recalling them because they aren't available for
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: purchase anymore.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: But just to heads up if you haven't anything.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: You're so good, all right, it's spot.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks maybe looking up for Britney Spears Guy's her son,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Sean Preston fetter Line now going by Sean p.
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: Spears on Instagram.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: So his ig was Sean Preston before, but now he's
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: added her last name to his account.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Well you know why.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: He's old enough to go. Okay, this is gonna give
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: me a lot of attention from women. I'm gonna change
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: my last name on my Instagram to Spears so people
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: know for sure I'm Brittany's kid.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, he's not dumb.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was with her on the yacht.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: She posted videos from after she reactivated her account.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: Remember she shut it down after her.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: DUI and then that's how she came back with these,
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: you know, pictures and videos with both of her sons
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: on that yacht dancing. It's but she's posted some normal
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: stuff this week, which I was happy about. She's bought flowers,
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: she's working.
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: On her garden this week.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Posted a picture of a truck and yeah, it looks
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: things are looking up.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Thanks, are looking normal?
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: Super normal? Good?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I can't wait.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm very happy for her.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I just turned your comments back on
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: and I'll be happy. Yeah, because I used to live
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: for the Britney comment. Oh my god, I could I
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: could go for hours reading comments.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Comments are not on, but I'll keep you posted if
• 42:25
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• 42:28
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• 42:29
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• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Of you, because I want to know how you feel
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Hey, I was kind of shocked that this happened and
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: it went viral and the Internet was divided. When I
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: see Internet divided, I get excited. Okay, So this guy,
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: twenty year old guy is out to eat with his parents.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: He's at this restaurant, you know, kind of a low
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: key casual dinner, nothing too fancy, and they're having a
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: good time whatever. During the meal, he was served by
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: this the waitress, who he described as fairly attractive. That'll
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: come into play later on. At the end of the meal,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: she slides her number to the guy. Oh yeah, and
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: it says, you're cute. Here's my number, right, So he
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: takes it, picks it up.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: It's on the bill. He's like, oh. His parents are like,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: what's going on? And his parents start teasing him. Oh,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: you know, all you think it's cute. He did not
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: think that.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: He gets upset and he's like, you know what, I'm sorry,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: but this is absolutely unprofessional.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: What So he gets up and he goes, I'm gonna
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: go talk to the manager about this. No.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he goes, I'm gonna go talk to the manager. Manager,
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: can I speak to you for a moment. Your waitress
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: is very unprofessional. She slid her number to me on this,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: you know, check on the bill in front of my parents.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: It really made me feel embarrassed and nobody should be
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: doing that. I don't care. I'm sorry, it's not appropriate.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Waitress gets fired.
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: Oh no, you went to the manager.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, waitress gets fired, and now the internet is divided,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: which I'm like, what are you divided about this?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: She should have not been fired.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: No, how professional do we expect servers to be? Like,
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: you're bringing me my wings? What do we need here?
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: The right.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: That's the question is some people are like, no, if
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: this were any other business, this would not be acceptable.
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: Right, But it's not any other business.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: That's my point. It's not it's not your you know,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: she was trying to shoot her shot.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: It's not your obg y n. No, it's not the
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: guy who's working as the DMV.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: But a lot of people online are like, no, I'm sorry,
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: we need to draw the line, which kind of shocked me.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: And I was shocked.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: If I'm twenty years old and a girl slides me
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: your number who I would consider fairly attractive, I'm like,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: oh that hey, ego boost.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: Not like she put him in a headlog and was
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: like call me, call me that's hot too.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm sorry, that's awful. I agree with him
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: what I'm telling you. It's not fair. Why would you
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: agree with that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: It's not fair because think about it on the flip side,
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: if a guy was the server and she was sitting
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: down with her.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Family and he was like, hey, you're cute, call me sometime.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Same thing to me, no sexual harassment whatever.
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: No, you know, ladies will do that, especially if you
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: know girls gonna be real quick to be like, let
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: me see the manager.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: You can't be doing it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: You're going to pay your tab and never call him.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: That's it.
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: It's unprofessional either way. Either way, it's unprofessional.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: If a god does it, Wait a minute, does does
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: poo have a point? Which is rare? I usually don't.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: Not in the service, not at a at a restaurant.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: It's different in service industry, is different in general. Do
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: you get offended or do you think it's inappropriate? If
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: somebody and I know it's you're married, so usually if
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: they see the ring, they're like no. But when you
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: were single, would you get offended if a guy slipped
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: to his number?
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: I'd be like, oh that was sweet.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Even if and then you never call, well probably not,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: even if it was in a work type professional environment, Like.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: What kind of environment are we talking about?
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you think that matters.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter that someone's working and someone should be
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: doing only their professional duties.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: As a server that servers all.
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: The time, it doesn't bother me.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: This was a such a.
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: Thing all the time.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: But did the customers give you their number or did
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: you give number? Did you ever give your number out
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: at Bennegan's No, I've ever had to say that.
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: No, I never did.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know people who did.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, on both sides.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Where would it be inappropriate to slide your number then?
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Well, like you said your OEG sure that was extreme.
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: Okay, if you had Jiffy lub or take five getting
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: your oil change and the dude that Jiffy live, somebody says, okay,
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: you're all fixed up, ma'am, here's your receipt and they
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: write their number down.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: That's not unprofessional.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: No, I don't think so.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: See, but I don't think you'd go back. You wouldn't
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: go back.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: I probably wouldn't because I'm like weird about stuff like that.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Go to a different one. I'm gonna go to the
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: one way over out of my way. Oh, I'm telling you,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: just prove a point. I'm telling you. Is unprofessional.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: That's just me. Some women would.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: Okay, So not that I agree with you, because I'm
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: seeing it. Slide me your number, Yeah, you know, prou
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: he wouldn't care if you're rich DM me. I'm curious, though,
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: what people think about this? Eight three three seven eight
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: seven one o two nine. Do you think this waitress
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: I feel bad for Yeah, there's no way as a manager.
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: I feel like there's had to be something else going
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: on for him to just fuck this manager fired this
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: waitress for giving out her number to a cute twenty
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: year old guy that was hur age.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: And why was he so upset? He was there with
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: his parents, like they were probably like, yes, finally get.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: A date, probably for hot take it the day I
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Mix one or two point nine.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Because she slid some guy, some twenty year old guy
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: she was the same age, her number, and the guy
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: got embarrassed because he was with his parents and got
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: her fired. Well, and I was like, that is so
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: messed up. But who did have kind of a decent point.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: He's like, if this would have been a guy that
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: did this would be different. And if it was a
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: different place, a more professional atmosphere, you know, would we
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: look at this a little bit different now? Jamie we
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: call him Canadian Jamie. Yeah, you say you're an HR
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: and what.
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: Yes, sir, I saw I work at HR. And let
• 48:45
  Speaker 11: me also preface this by saying, I'm married, so no
• 48:48
  Speaker 11: one ever hits on me anymore. Anyway, it's married for
• 48:50
  Speaker 11: twenty years. You can shoot your shot anytime you want.
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: If the lady went crazy and was like drawing Bobby
• 48:59
  Speaker 11: pars or in up to them four times. Okay, that's
• 49:02
  Speaker 11: a little bit too much, but she shouldn't be fired.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: So if you get sent to you wouldn't get sent
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: to HR for giving your phone number in the workplace
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: to someone else.
• 49:09
  Speaker 11: I mean, people come to HR all the time for everything, Billy,
• 49:13
  Speaker 11: but I wouldn't. I wouldn't take action on it for
• 49:15
  Speaker 11: just passing a number.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, And she did it quietly, you know, like she
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: could have asked him in front of his parents and
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: that had been super embarrassing for him, but has since
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: she wrote it down.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I just that's no. You're right, so it's not a
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: violation if a guy. If a guy would have did it,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: no for no one.
• 49:30
  Speaker 11: So like producer Pooh, I once got hit on by
• 49:32
  Speaker 11: another guy. I'm straight as an arrow, But hey, it happens, right,
• 49:36
  Speaker 11: I think it as a compliment. Yeah, but in a
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: world would have we're waiting over everything under the sun.
• 49:41
  Speaker 11: Isn't the worst thing in the world that someone likes
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: someone else? I don't think so.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: I agree with you. Thank you, Jamie. I appreciate that.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Hopefully you're having a good Friday. So far it is
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: a good Friday. So it is it makes one or
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: two point nine Billy the Kid, Candy Sloan Pas producer Pooh.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: So we were talking about garbage foods that you get.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I don't made fun of for eating, and you guys
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: are making fun of me because I love sometimes I
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: love going into the pantry and just getting a cheap
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: can of refried beans and slapping it on a tortilla.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and eating it. I don't care. It tastes so
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: good to me. I'm not mad at that, yeah, but
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: people kind of calm me.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: But the other day I went to do it my
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: How a canna beans expires, I don't know, but in
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: my pantry they expired.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: In twenty twenty three.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Wow. How old does that canna beans have to because
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: you would think they would last for at least ten.
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: Years, right, So it's been in there for at least
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: probably six right.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not even sure if my son was born
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: yet and he's fifteen. Can it's also said something wild
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: that I learned about you. Oh, you used to eat
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: what the.
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: Pork rinds with salsa. Yeah, that was when I was
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: like on the Agkins diet or whatever. Back in the
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: day low.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Carb that is wild. Yeah, pork rhynds in salsa.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: You just needed a flavor wherever you could get it,
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: and the crunch.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: When you're a low carbs, pork rins have enough flavor.
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: I don't know the basic ones, no flavor one.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, now I will say this. You want to talk
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: about some big back energy. This girl, Cassandra and innis.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: You are my hero.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: She told me she's not on the phone, but she
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: DM me and told me she had to work. She said,
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: this is the ultimate hack that we get to try.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: It is called a Baja cream float.
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: Baja cream float.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Here's what she does. Are you ready?
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: She goes to Taco Bell. Okay, she gets a Baja Blasts.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I'm down.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Okay. Then she skirts over to McDonald's and gets some
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: ice cream out, and then she puts the ice cream
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: in the Baja Blast to make a Baja cream float.
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: There can't be one thing wrong with that, is not
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: what do you mean you're out?
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: Pooh, don't I don't mess I don't mess with McDonald's,
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: but I'll use Baha Blast.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I go somewhere else to get and plus McDonald's.
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: I used to work at McDonald's our ice cream which
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: scene never worked, but so has it changed?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Broms, there's somewhere and.
• 51:59
  Speaker 8: Get some.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: And get some ice cream.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: I Brohm's Baja Blast A triple bee, a triple be Okay,
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: that's not bad the Ashland and for Worth. I don't
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: know if I could do this. She said she had
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: a fast food combo hack. She goes to Canes and
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: then she must be pregnant. She goes to Canes, she
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: gets the chicken fingers, then she skirts over to in
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: and Out and puts the chicken fingers.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: On an in and out cheeseburger. I'm rarely speechless.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Ye.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I don't like my meats to touch, like different meats
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: to touch.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: It's probably fine, but I would never ever.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Eat chicken and beef in the same dish.
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: Don't know.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I haven't done it, but I'm not mad at I'll try.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: That just sounds weird, like chicken. I don't want that.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: I don't like my foods touching Thanksgiving. I don't want
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: my corn touching my mashed potatoes. I want everything separated. Okay,
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: I don't mind it so much.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: When I was a kid, yeah, give me the plate
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: with the separate compartments.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: But now I'm fine, you're grown up now.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, wait, now okay, Leslie has something that was expired.
• 53:18
  Speaker 9: Okay. So we lived to my parents for Thanksgiving and
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: we were looking in the spices for a particular spice,
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: but we found an old McCormick's can. He looked at
• 53:29
  Speaker 9: it and it was from nineteen eighty two.
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: Whoa, my sister. Wow.
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: But the funny part is is my parents' moved houses
• 53:45
  Speaker 9: in like nineteen ninety.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: Eight, so my mom took this very expired.
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: That's amazing.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Why is that such a grandparents and older person thing
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: to do? There is all always some expired pepper.
• 54:02
  Speaker 9: Well, it kind of turns into a dirty little secret too,
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: because ma'am, my sister confessed that day that we secretly
• 54:09
  Speaker 9: look through my mom's cans and stuff when we go
• 54:12
  Speaker 9: over there for expired food and just toss it in
• 54:15
  Speaker 9: the trestrial.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Fat and they never notice, right, no, and.
• 54:21
  Speaker 9: There's something expired every time. We're like, how do we
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: come over here all the time and still find stuff
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: that's expired. We ended up looking up on eBay those
• 54:32
  Speaker 9: McCormick cans to try to see if we can sell it.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: For some reason.
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: Guess top stories on the Dens with Billy the Kid
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: in the morning only on the new Mix one.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: Two nine on the forties.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Every hour your chance to get these Bruno Mars tickets
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: upgraded floor seats plus dinner and hotel on us.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: We got you on the forties.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: That means nine forty canvas okay, then ten and then
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: eleven forty.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Mat you catch on quick ANDAs Lopez, there you go.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about this rain headed our way. It's gonna
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: get here late tonight. It'll pick up overnight than by
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: eight am tomorrow, we're expecting close to one hundred percent coverage.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Shouldn't be anything severe. As of now, it is cloudy
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: and warm today. We're gonna get up to about eighty four.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: It's around seventy outside right now. Guys, Artemis two has
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: officially left Earth's orbit and it is on its way
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: to the Moon. I guess they're more than seventy thousand
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: miles from Earth at this point. They released some pictures
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: of Earth. The Crescent Earth photo is wild.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: But I thought it was flat. Thought Earth was flat?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I mean no, I guess not because these pictures it's round,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: so it.
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: Looks like a crescent. Okay, solf Off, it's missing.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: It does look so beautiful. It looks like AI.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it really does.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: They're moving almost five thousand miles an hour. They did
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: have one little issue yesterday when the twenty three million
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: dollar toilet stop working for six hours.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Cole's you gonna stop working if it's twenty three million dollars,
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: you work no matter what.
• 55:59
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: They did some trouble shooting and they were able to
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: fix it, but it was the female astronaut who reported
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: the toilet fan was jammed. Can you imagine the stress
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: of thinking, like, we're day one into this ten day mission,
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: what if our toilet doesn't work?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: See?
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: But like it is a musician back in the day,
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: when you know we did music and you're on tour buses,
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: there was a rule you could only go number one
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: on the tour bus.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Well, see, there's two different ways that they can do
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: number one. They could do number two, but not number one.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: They should the toilet and not be able to do
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: number twos on the Space Shuttle.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: Well hold that until we.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Get to the moon. Yes, I'm sorry, wait till we
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: get to BUCkies.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: What's funny is like the words they use, like mission controlled.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: They said, we do recommend letting it run a little
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: bit after donation. Oh yeah, they're happy, you know, just
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: have a toilet with the door because that's the only
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: place they can feel alone for a little while.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: It's like the size of a phone booth.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Well then what do they do with it? They save it?
• 57:00
  Speaker 11: Or do they?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they do with waste.
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: I was researching this and I know, I'm so obsessed
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: with this mission.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: So one thing gets sucked down into a bag and
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: then they squish it into a can canister, and then
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: they dispose of it when they get back.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: But what are you gonna do when you grow up?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Talk about space poop?
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: As you never thought your life and career would be right?
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: You can't breathe.
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they said it gets flushed out into the void.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Are you joking?
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: He's on the New York Post. They say it gets
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: flushed out into the void. What does that mean?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: They just they just let it go into space.
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Take from that what you will.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get clarity here, but I can't make
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: contact with them because they're going.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Around the moon right now, that's awful. They just let
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: it go. I guess so space litter is out of control.
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, Kennis, I'm sorry. Put through that. Go ahead.
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: No, it's fine. We got, you know, another week of this.
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: We're gonna be following. Can't breathe No, once I get started,
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: I kids, I know I'm supposed to talk about Tiger Woods.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: What about that kid though? Did you see the kid
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: on the news.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, he went viral because he was on CNN and
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: everyone thought he'd dropped the F bomb.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: It was close, but he didn't know because I'm about
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: to play it.
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: Okay, this kid is awesome.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: He gets excited. He's like, well, why are you so excited?
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: The reporter says, and he goes.
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: We're going back to the freaking moon.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: That's why he does say freaking he does.
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's so cute.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: He's got a NASA hat on, he's got a camera
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: on his hat like attached.
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: He is so ready at the Kennedy Space Center.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: I love this play going back to the freaking Moon.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: That's why, that is why, that is why guys were
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: quick footage from Tiger Woods.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: Do you I arrest has gone viral.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know how they got this out there so quick,
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: because it took months for the justin Timberlake.
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: To come out. But the screenshots that have gone viral
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: are just I mean, they're awful. Yeah, the guy was
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: in the back.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: He was in the back of the police cruiser, handcuffed,
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: and so they took screenshots that looked like he was
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: screaming or having some type of like emotional response, but when.
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: You watch the video, he was actually just yawning and hiccuppying.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, he's a mess. Yeah, it's not good. It's
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: not good at all.
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: It's a lot of memes.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Though it's a lot. It makes for some good memes,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I will say that it does.
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: I guess the person whose truck and trailer he hit
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: has now hired an attorney.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: They're looking for, you know, some.
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  Speaker 4: Coverage of the property damage that happened, which was around
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  Speaker 4: five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I guess e bike.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Tiger, what are you doing every five years?
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  Speaker 3: You just flip a car every five years just for
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  Speaker 3: no reason. You just yeat yourself off a cliff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: roll over, You're gonna hurt someone. Stop this mad what
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  Speaker 3: would you do with that, da, Yeah, that's fortunate. Way
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  Speaker 3: to the back drive them, that's what I would do.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 4: For sure he's gonna get you even out of the
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  Speaker 4: country though, So that's good news for a tiger.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Kanda Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories.
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  Speaker 8: Get it off your promise you'll feel better. Welcome to
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  Speaker 8: the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully you're having a good one so far, we get
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  Speaker 3: your Dirty Little Secret. It's mixed one or two point
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  Speaker 3: nine billing a kid Candice low Petz, producer Pooh and
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  Speaker 3: Brutal Marstiket's coming up next, by the way, so you're
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  Speaker 3: ready upgraded floor seats plus dinner and hotel on us
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  Speaker 3: on the forties every hour all day. Your chance to
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  Speaker 3: win that now, if you have a secret, confess, okay,
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  Speaker 3: it is good Friday. So yeah, it's probably best right
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  Speaker 3: before Easter Sunday, just to cleanse your soul for sure,
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  Speaker 3: you know. Eight three three seven eight seven one o
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  Speaker 3: two nine. If you got one and you do, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I you know.
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  Speaker 5: I swear that I don't try to be a bad driver,
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  Speaker 5: but but I am.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, at least you admit it.
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  Speaker 5: Like I generally like I don't know what it is,
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  Speaker 5: Like I pay attention when I'm driving, I go next
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  Speaker 5: and slow. I really do think I'm being careful, and
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  Speaker 5: like somehow I've been in like I don't know, like
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  Speaker 5: ten ten accidents maybe.
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  Speaker 6: Ten yeah, yeah, like serious accidents like.
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  Speaker 5: What the no no no no no, like all minor
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  Speaker 5: just like fender bender is really nothing serious, but obviously
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  Speaker 5: like ten is a lot. Okay, yeah, And like my
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  Speaker 5: husband he's like he's totally over it, Like we just
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  Speaker 5: got in this huge fight a couple months ago about
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  Speaker 5: my after my last accident, and he basically is like,
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  Speaker 5: you have to be more careful, and I'm like I am,
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  Speaker 5: but like obviously I'm not right.
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  Speaker 9: So I just like I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: It's like I just it's a mess. So anyway, last week,
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  Speaker 5: like it happened again.
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  Speaker 1: An accident. Yeah you're doing how are you getting in?
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  Speaker 8: So?
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  Speaker 1: Are you playing bumper cars? Are you tiger woods? What
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  Speaker 1: is going on?
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  Speaker 10: I honestly I know, like I was just trying to
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  Speaker 10: parallel park like slowly, very slowly.
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  Speaker 5: And then all of a sudden, boom, I'm clipping a.
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  Speaker 3: Car in front. So you clipped a car, You're trying
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  Speaker 3: to parallel park. First of all, did you have your
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  Speaker 3: radio down? Maybe that was the problem because everybody knows
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  Speaker 3: you can, but like, I turn it down. Okay, usually
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  Speaker 3: when you parallel park, you gotta have your radio turned down.
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  Speaker 3: So you let me guess you didn't tell your husband
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  Speaker 3: that you got in an accident.
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  Speaker 5: No, I couldn't do it. I couldn't like and honestly, okay,
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't like that bad. It was like a tiny scrape.
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  Speaker 5: But like I literally there was no way. I didn't
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  Speaker 5: think like, oh no, I just hit a car. The
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  Speaker 5: first thing I saw was like, I literally can't tell
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  Speaker 5: my husband. I can't do this again. But I can't
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  Speaker 5: go through this lecture. So I did something insane. What
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  Speaker 5: I literally drove the car like straight to the dealership
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  Speaker 5: and I just traded it in. I'm not hitting it.
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  Speaker 5: Had to get rid of the evidence.
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  Speaker 1: You traded. You got an entirely new car so he
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't see there was damn But what about hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's so bad, but the person.
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  Speaker 3: You hit, please tell me you didn't leave hit and run.
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  Speaker 3: They're gonna find out. They're gonna he's gonna find out
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  Speaker 3: when the insurance gets involved.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I okay. This is also maybe
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  Speaker 5: a little bit on the crazy side. But like right
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  Speaker 5: before I went to the dealership, I like knocked on
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  Speaker 5: the door and was like, hey, apologize. Like one hundred
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  Speaker 5: times I venmoted him like five hundred dollars just to
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  Speaker 5: be like I'm so sorry, Like, let's not go through insurance.
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  Speaker 9: There's you know, it's all good.
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  Speaker 5: No, no nothing. Oh my husband will never know. He
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  Speaker 5: was like super chill, like totally fine and understanding, and like,
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  Speaker 5: my husband won't check my Venmo account, so like I
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  Speaker 5: knew that it would be wow.
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  Speaker 1: I would be wow. I mean this girl, this is
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  Speaker 1: that's why. So he just thinks you got it. I'd
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  Speaker 1: be upset if you got a new car without me asking.
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  Speaker 1: Not that I'm controlling, but at least don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: I at least want to know what's going on in
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  Speaker 3: our finances. Yeah, that's whimsy. That's a whimsical I mean.
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  Speaker 5: But he he was like he was mad about that.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, why in the world would you just
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  Speaker 5: get a new car without talking to me? But like, honestly,
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  Speaker 5: that reaction was like a five compared to the tenant
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  Speaker 5: would have been if I told my head another car, like.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, You're kind of my hero. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know something about you.
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  Speaker 4: It is making me laugh when we joke around when
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  Speaker 4: it's time for an oil change.
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  Speaker 6: Just get a new car.
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  Speaker 1: She really did? You really did it?
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  Speaker 6: That's so Hilary.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna trade this in so I don't have
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  Speaker 1: to deal with that scratch and that thing. Oh who
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  Speaker 1: needs that bumper? Forget it?
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  Speaker 5: Reacted well?
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  Speaker 1: Good for you.
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  Speaker 3: You know what it props to you. You found out
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  Speaker 3: a way around it. Maybe this will also motivate you
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  Speaker 3: to not get another car accident, right. I know it's
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  Speaker 3: an accident, but maybe this will make you just drive
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  Speaker 3: a little bit safer with a new car.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying, I really am.
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  Speaker 1: And where do you live? So I never drive? There?
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  Speaker 3: Mix one on two point nine, I'm billing a kid.
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  Speaker 3: Cannas low Pens producer Poo Cannis is so giggly on Fridays.
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  Speaker 3: She can't even do stories behind the scenes. All she
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  Speaker 3: does is just sit here and laugh. I think I
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  Speaker 3: think she's drunk.
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  Speaker 4: I'm deliriously tired late nights all week with baseball games
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  Speaker 4: and GT showcases and all things check.
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  Speaker 1: Her Yetti, do you have a YETI what do you
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  Speaker 1: got over there? Stanley?
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  Speaker 6: No, No, I don't have a yet. You have a
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  Speaker 6: shaker blender bottle too.
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  Speaker 3: I think there's some tito's in there, I really do.
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  Speaker 3: You're getting hyper opening day. I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so ready.
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  Speaker 1: They have protein titos. Shut up? Her eyes lit up?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Gluten freego garbonzo bean pitos. I could eat that. No,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Rod here, we'll see you later. Have a
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  Speaker 1: great weekend.
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  Speaker 3: So many chances to win these Britto Mars tickets if
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  Speaker 3: you want them on the forties every hour plus you
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  Speaker 3: get dinner.
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  Speaker 1: You're the hotel.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you get it all. Yeah, super nice.
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  Speaker 3: And the seats are really good too. Floor seats sold out,
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  Speaker 3: floor seats. Speaking of floor seats, we won't be at
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  Speaker 3: those tonight because I'm sure we don't have that good
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  Speaker 3: of tickets. But yeah, we will be at the MAVs
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  Speaker 3: game tonight, Yes we will. We're gonna do the karaoke
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  Speaker 3: cam at the MAVs game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: If you're going, look out for us, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look look out for us. I don't know when they
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 3: They usually do it whenever, but second quarter, third quarter,
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  Speaker 3: either way, the second or third quarter.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the MAVs are on fire right now, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no are they not. I love the MAVs. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go to a game no matter what their record is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I love them. And Lucas in town this weekend too, Luca. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so is he playing though? I think he got hurt.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't heard yet. If that hamstring is all good,
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  Speaker 4: I think they were going to check it out. He
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  Speaker 4: was getting it Mari today.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, poor Luca. Let's not talk about that either way.
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  Speaker 3: MAVs came tonight. So if you see us, say hi,
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  Speaker 3: sure we love that, that'd be great.
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  Speaker 1: Cannae. What else you got going on this weekend?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I have four dozen cascad onis and that are
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  Speaker 6: ready to go.
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  Speaker 4: So we're gonna do confetti eggs this weekend for Easter weekend.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that we've painted eggs since Enzo was
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  Speaker 4: like super small, but he asked to do it this year,
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  Speaker 4: so I got all that ready to go.
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  Speaker 6: We're doing it this Yeaster.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. See I missed doing that because my son's fifteen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he didn't want to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Who do you do that or no? Like is that?
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  Speaker 1: They don't like that? Have you ever done it? Yeah? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I used to do it back in the day.
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  Speaker 3: We should paint Poohs heads for Easter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then just hide it the Metro place somewhere
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  Speaker 3: people can hunt for it and you win.
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  Speaker 1: Right yeah all right? Maybe not maybe next Easter. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: all right. Or we'll see you later. I have a
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  Speaker 1: great weekend and we'll see you Monday. More dirty