Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Sucking Rainbow Lollipops (RHUGT Recap)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two Teas and a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teeth and
- 0:19Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamorra Judge.
- 0:22Speaker 3: Hi, Tammy, Sue, I'm exhausted today.
- 0:27Speaker 2: I slept for maybe thirty four seconds last night.
- 0:30Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I'm well.
- 0:33Speaker 2: I keeps having I keep having the same recurring nightmare.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Is this a common thing? Can you guys message me
- 0:38Speaker 2: if recurring nightmares is like, like I keep picking up
- 0:42Speaker 2: where I left off like every night. No, but it's
- 0:46Speaker 2: happened three times this month, and it's the same one.
- 0:50Speaker 2: It's involving my dad. It's like bad news. I don't
- 0:54Speaker 2: understand why it keeps happening. And then I.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Hot.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Yeah, well I woke up full sweat, had to take
- 1:02Speaker 2: a shower at two.
- 1:03Speaker 4: In the morning.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Putting you take a shower at two in the morning. Yeah,
- 1:08Speaker 3: I might never be able to do that because that'd
- 1:10Speaker 3: be wide awake.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Well I was what That's why I didn't go back
- 1:13Speaker 2: to sleep till like four forty five. But I was
- 1:16Speaker 2: in soaking what pajamas, just laying there shivering, and so
- 1:19Speaker 2: I was like, I have to shower.
- 1:21Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what. Don't you make him go do like
- 1:24Speaker 3: the prenuvo scan.
- 1:26Speaker 4: I know he's fine. Here's the thing.
- 1:28Speaker 2: He's seventy four years old and he's like on this
- 1:30Speaker 2: massive tour right now.
- 1:31Speaker 4: And he says he's so.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Maybe you're worried about him being so busy.
- 1:35Speaker 4: I don't know, but I think who knows. I'm gonna
- 1:38Speaker 4: ask me, probably.
- 1:39Speaker 3: Like subconsciously like worried about him.
- 1:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:44Speaker 2: But yesterday when we were talking on the phone, I
- 1:46Speaker 2: was telling him about my recurring dreams and which I
- 1:49Speaker 2: probably shouldn't have but he was like, Teddy, you know,
- 1:53Speaker 2: I'm fine, I'm fine.
- 1:55Speaker 4: And then I go, Dad, I mean you're probably a buff.
- 1:57Speaker 2: Fine, you're seventy five years old and you're touring the
- 1:59Speaker 2: United States now, And he goes.
- 2:01Speaker 4: I'm seventy four.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Oh God forbid, God forbid one year? Sorry about it.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Sorry, but he didn't take my dream.
- 2:11Speaker 3: Well, it's like if somebody said I'm sixty, like I'm
- 2:14Speaker 3: fifty eight.
- 2:18Speaker 4: Oh my god. When people start saying I'm fifty, what
- 2:20Speaker 4: am I going to do?
- 2:21Speaker 3: Oh no, lean into it, baby. So today we are
- 2:26Speaker 3: going to be recapping The Ultimate Girl's Trip twentieth year
- 2:31Speaker 3: Anniversary special, and we're on episode two and I can't
- 2:36Speaker 3: wait to just kind of dive into this.
- 2:38Speaker 2: I know we got to get right into it, but
- 2:40Speaker 2: this episode kind of had me, as the kids say,
- 2:44Speaker 2: and my feelings.
- 2:46Speaker 3: And you feel it started out in your feelings.
- 2:48Speaker 2: Started out in my feelings. Before heading to Beverly Hills,
- 2:53Speaker 2: Kyle gets emotional about her thirtieth anniversary with Mauricio.
- 2:59Speaker 3: Well, I don't really think that Vicky helped her out much.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Vicky relating meanwhile, being like, you should be upset at yourself.
- 3:07Speaker 3: You did, like we all looked up to you, like
- 3:11Speaker 3: how dare you get divorced? And then it's like, oh,
- 3:14Speaker 3: by the way, you're never gonna get over it. She's like,
- 3:17Speaker 3: I'm still not over Don.
- 3:19Speaker 2: And I'm like, whatever, Michael is gonna be pissed because
- 3:23Speaker 2: you're always talking about Don.
- 3:25Speaker 3: So when Vicky and Don are together, like me and
- 3:27Speaker 3: my ex would hang out with them and stuff, but
- 3:30Speaker 3: she acted like she really didn't care about him, like
- 3:33Speaker 3: they were so like had grown apart. But I think now,
- 3:37Speaker 3: especially watching Orange County where she talks about how Michael
- 3:42Speaker 3: and Brianna don't have a relationship, and I think, of course,
- 3:46Speaker 3: as I know, when you get divorced, sometimes it just
- 3:49Speaker 3: splits the family up, completely splits it up. So I
- 3:53Speaker 3: think that's why. But I don't think it's like the
- 3:55Speaker 3: same situation with Kyle and Mauricio where they were so
- 3:59Speaker 3: in life and they were together through, you know, almost
- 4:02Speaker 3: thirty years, and it's that's difficult, that's hard to move on.
- 4:07Speaker 2: I mean, I think the hardest thing is just watching it.
- 4:10Speaker 2: It's like I love both of them, and I know
- 4:13Speaker 2: how much like they love their family and what a
- 4:17Speaker 2: great family they are, and like so everything that she's saying,
- 4:21Speaker 2: and she's feeling us as viewers, even if I wasn't
- 4:24Speaker 2: friends with her, me as a viewer felt that same
- 4:26Speaker 2: way watching them throughout.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Yes, do you think any chance they'll ever get back?
- 4:31Speaker 4: I have no idea.
- 4:33Speaker 2: I really don't know. I mean I think that whenever.
- 4:37Speaker 2: I would never think that Vicki and Don would get
- 4:40Speaker 2: back together either, But who knows.
- 4:42Speaker 3: Now he said that he would get back together with
- 4:44Speaker 3: her when monkeys flew out of this asshole.
- 4:47Speaker 4: Well, monkeys are really in right now.
- 4:49Speaker 3: So I think that with Ai, who knows I watched,
- 4:53Speaker 3: I mean Ai really gets me.
- 4:54Speaker 2: I watched like a whole thing about two little baby
- 4:57Speaker 2: ais like laughing and having a converse, and.
- 5:00Speaker 4: I was like, it's so funny. I was like, very bare.
- 5:06Speaker 3: Well, I thought it was interesting. In the sprinter Vand
- 5:10Speaker 3: when Gazelle confronts Vicky and for saying she's putting her
- 5:13Speaker 3: in a box.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Well, then Vicky tries to not engage and she's just
- 5:20Speaker 2: working instead.
- 5:21Speaker 3: Well the thing is, it's like that's the thing on
- 5:23Speaker 3: our show now. Yeah, And I'm like, hmm.
- 5:27Speaker 4: Okay, Vicky, shary, this is a job and you need
- 5:31Speaker 4: to clock in. Hello.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Well, when Vicky confronts Giselle about the whole confrontation with me, yeah,
- 5:39Speaker 3: and Vicky saying, well, she's mean, I mean she she'll
- 5:43Speaker 3: admit she's mean. And I'm thinking to myself, hmm, what
- 5:48Speaker 3: have I ever done a Vicky tried to help her
- 5:50Speaker 3: from guys weren't good to her. She has gone after me,
- 5:55Speaker 3: she has gone after my husband, she's gone after my marriage,
- 5:59Speaker 3: She's gone after my daughter, my relationship with my daughter.
- 6:04Speaker 3: And I'm just thinking, why do I always get the shit?
- 6:10Speaker 4: Because what I think you're an easy target?
- 6:15Speaker 3: She's mean.
- 6:16Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, what well, because like you're not gonna
- 6:20Speaker 2: fight back right now about it.
- 6:22Speaker 4: So it's just like it happened, you know, like.
- 6:26Speaker 3: Ever gone after VICKI, we got in a fight once
- 6:29Speaker 3: about that's my apparent dating a guy. Yeah, her dating
- 6:32Speaker 3: a guy that wasn't good. Why it was allegedly lying
- 6:36Speaker 3: about cancer. So it's like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like,
- 6:39Speaker 3: I'm so kind of getting over it.
- 6:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Well, at this point, Teresa calls Vicky out for being mean.
- 6:47Speaker 3: Well when they start talking and then she's like, well
- 6:49Speaker 3: speaking of mean Teresa.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:52Speaker 2: And then but Teresa's like very chill these episodes, Like
- 6:56Speaker 2: you can tell she's like she seems like she's in
- 6:58Speaker 2: a good place.
- 6:59Speaker 4: But Vicky is like.
- 7:01Speaker 2: In mid confrontation, but it's like a mellow confrontation, but
- 7:05Speaker 2: like she's finally actually hearing Teresa. She apologizes. We kind
- 7:09Speaker 2: of see like things starting to move on. But then
- 7:12Speaker 2: all of a sudden, she's like, oh wait, look there's
- 7:13Speaker 2: that designer store right there.
- 7:15Speaker 3: It's a second best designer. It's a second hand It's
- 7:18Speaker 3: a resale place, is what it is. On cue. I
- 7:20Speaker 3: think it's called something like that. And well, at least
- 7:24Speaker 3: she did take a little bit of accountability when you know,
- 7:28Speaker 3: she's like you said, I was the most overrited housewife
- 7:30Speaker 3: by the way. I think I might have said the
- 7:32Speaker 3: same thing. We weren't getting along and I was asked,
- 7:35Speaker 3: But that doesn't matter. So she is like confronting her,
- 7:40Speaker 3: like she's all, well, you got Dance with Stars, you
- 7:44Speaker 3: got the Prentice, you got this. Maybe I was jealous.
- 7:48Speaker 4: I love that, she said, maybe, Like yet you know
- 7:50Speaker 4: her full resume.
- 7:52Speaker 3: I don't. And then she's like tapping away in her computer.
- 7:56Speaker 3: By the way, that's what she does, and that is
- 7:59Speaker 3: kind of an issue when we film, and it's been
- 8:01Speaker 3: an issue since day one.
- 8:03Speaker 4: You know who else does that?
- 8:05Speaker 2: But it's not who else did that, but it wasn't
- 8:07Speaker 2: on their computer. LVP would do it on her iPad.
- 8:11Speaker 2: She would just read but.
- 8:12Speaker 4: She Vicky's working.
- 8:14Speaker 2: LVP would just be looking through Twitter, like scrolling up
- 8:19Speaker 2: on this like iPad, and I would be like, hey,
- 8:22Speaker 2: we're in the sprinter van, like it's time for us
- 8:24Speaker 2: to talk, Like can you quit like idolizing yourself for
- 8:27Speaker 2: a second.
- 8:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it's constant, not with Vicky, Like whenever there's like
- 8:30Speaker 3: any even when there's not downtime, she'll just sit there
- 8:32Speaker 3: and get on. Well, I'm working.
- 8:34Speaker 4: How can she focus when there's like eleven people.
- 8:38Speaker 2: There or I don't even know how many people were there,
- 8:40Speaker 2: but like a big group of people there ready to
- 8:42Speaker 2: do their job and she's supposed to be doing hers.
- 8:45Speaker 4: Yeah, like yeah, I don't get it.
- 8:47Speaker 3: And then did we pay? Did we talk about the
- 8:49Speaker 3: whole pay your taxes?
- 8:52Speaker 4: Or she's like, I just I can pay your taxes.
- 8:54Speaker 4: I wasn't necessarily talking.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Well, did you touch it? She said?
- 8:58Speaker 4: She said, I was talking about some on my cast. Yes,
- 9:01Speaker 4: I caught that.
- 9:02Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I was just wondering.
- 9:04Speaker 2: And it ain't me, baby, I had a feeling if
- 9:08Speaker 2: you were going to bring it up, it wasn't you.
- 9:10Speaker 3: It wasn't May Pam.
- 9:11Speaker 4: Malta doesn't me.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Yeah then yeah, but Vicky has a good way of
- 9:18Speaker 2: slipping and slipping it in there, but she has she
- 9:20Speaker 2: does it with like her funny voice, so it's like
- 9:23Speaker 2: you don't realize what a dig it is.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Well, she gets away with everything because of that. I mean,
- 9:29Speaker 3: it's something we talked about on the show. It's like
- 9:31Speaker 3: she's so funny and then she'll say something and she'll
- 9:34Speaker 3: be like, so what who cares, what are you talking about?
- 9:36Speaker 3: What's the rob.
- 9:38Speaker 4: I know, it's kind of endearing.
- 9:40Speaker 3: It's funny, She's just unintentionally funny.
- 9:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Like, but at this point, I'm like, she must know. Yeah,
- 9:48Speaker 2: I mean, she's been on how many years? I think
- 9:52Speaker 2: thirteen thirteen years, and she's probably washed herself all thirteen seasons.
- 9:57Speaker 3: Well, she's been awful time for a WHI while I
- 10:01Speaker 3: get this is her fourteenth year, but for like the
- 10:05Speaker 3: past five years, I want to say, maybe six, she
- 10:09Speaker 3: either made a cameo or she was part time.
- 10:12Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean I thought she I thought she
- 10:15Speaker 2: handled it well, and I feel, like Giselle said, She's like,
- 10:19Speaker 2: you know, this is what I love about this group
- 10:21Speaker 2: of women.
- 10:22Speaker 4: They can have her confrontation and then clean it up
- 10:24Speaker 4: and then we're done.
- 10:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:26Speaker 4: Well it's easy.
- 10:27Speaker 3: It's easy to do that when you don't have that
- 10:29Speaker 3: much history with people.
- 10:32Speaker 4: And you know that you're only going to be together
- 10:34Speaker 4: whatever it is, for two weeks.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Yeah. It's the same with doing Ultimate Girls Trip. It's
- 10:42Speaker 3: the same situation like when I did it. I mean
- 10:44Speaker 3: it's like, you don't know, there's not enough history there
- 10:47Speaker 3: to go deep, so everything's kind of just superficial and
- 10:50Speaker 3: what happens at the moment, but.
- 10:51Speaker 4: It kind of makes it more fun that it doesn't
- 10:53Speaker 4: go that deep.
- 10:54Speaker 3: Well, it makes it less toxic, that's for sure.
- 10:56Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more entertaining that, you know, we do get
- 11:02Speaker 2: to actually see conflict and then resolution. Yeah, and like
- 11:05Speaker 2: I don't think Teresa's going to bring up the taxes
- 11:07Speaker 2: thing again.
- 11:08Speaker 4: Like I think she really has moved forward from that conversation.
- 11:12Speaker 3: We will see. I wish we Vicky didn't cut her
- 11:14Speaker 3: off and we could have heard more about it, because
- 11:17Speaker 3: I feel like it was the first time she's really
- 11:19Speaker 3: been open about it.
- 11:22Speaker 4: But you know, Vicky kind of can't help herself with that,
- 11:26Speaker 4: I know.
- 11:39Speaker 2: Then all the girls arrive in Beverly Hills and then
- 11:41Speaker 2: I love how they're like, we're staying at Kathy Hilton's hotel.
- 11:44Speaker 3: Well, why didn't they have Kathy. Why didn't they have
- 11:46Speaker 3: Kathy greet them?
- 11:48Speaker 2: I don't know, there must be some kind of rites
- 11:50Speaker 2: or something like I can't imagine Kathy.
- 11:52Speaker 4: Why Kathy wouldn't greet them.
- 11:54Speaker 3: That would have made sense, right, Yeah, I.
- 11:56Speaker 2: Mean, especially if Crystal's ugly leather pants were on there.
- 11:58Speaker 2: But like Kathy, I would.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Have loved to see her standing out on the front
- 12:03Speaker 3: of the hotel, like you know the champagne. Yes, hear
- 12:09Speaker 3: their hat on and hats, presents for everybody and a bag.
- 12:13Speaker 4: With stuff falling all out of it.
- 12:15Speaker 2: She was probably out of town probably, I mean, because
- 12:18Speaker 2: it was a succinct amount of time, like it had
- 12:21Speaker 2: to be on a certain day. I do remember that,
- 12:24Speaker 2: like for you and for it wasn't like this could
- 12:26Speaker 2: be Monday or Tuesday.
- 12:27Speaker 4: It's like, no, this is exactly.
- 12:29Speaker 3: I had a very strict schedule because they only had
- 12:31Speaker 3: like a couple of weeks.
- 12:33Speaker 2: Then they all get ready in their nineteen twenties pajamas.
- 12:36Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, did you die that. We're like,
- 12:39Speaker 3: we're gonna have a pajama party, and they're all getting glammed,
- 12:42Speaker 3: full glamp but they all glam but I'm talking up
- 12:46Speaker 3: dudes and make a And then I don't think Vicky
- 12:49Speaker 3: got clammed.
- 12:50Speaker 4: No, I don't.
- 12:51Speaker 3: Orange County so relaxed jama party.
- 12:57Speaker 4: Vickie's like, fuck, I just washed my hair.
- 12:59Speaker 3: It's still what exactly, that's how we do with jaman
- 13:02Speaker 3: parties here in Orange County.
- 13:04Speaker 2: But I need to know, and so I need to like,
- 13:06Speaker 2: ask Luyne this, did she really not have underwear on?
- 13:10Speaker 4: Wearing that tight little negligee?
- 13:13Speaker 3: I don't know a lot of people don't wear underwear,
- 13:15Speaker 3: do you know?
- 13:15Speaker 4: Was she's still with that guy?
- 13:16Speaker 3: Guess what? I didn't wear underwear yesterday.
- 13:19Speaker 4: I don't wear under her half the time, but if
- 13:21Speaker 4: I have a little girl.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Always do always and jeans. I feel like I did
- 13:27Speaker 3: ten podcasts yesterday and I literally like had gotten on
- 13:31Speaker 3: the shower, just put sweats on because I covered Remember
- 13:33Speaker 3: I covered my body in castor oil, so I'm like
- 13:37Speaker 3: I wanted it to soak in. So I just grabbed
- 13:39Speaker 3: a pair of jeans and slipped him on. And then
- 13:40Speaker 3: all day long I'm like, oh, I don't have my
- 13:43Speaker 3: underwear on.
- 13:44Speaker 2: See I'm fine unless you have a skirt on. But
- 13:48Speaker 2: that whole conversation, it was like the guy that she's engaged,
- 13:51Speaker 2: is she engaged to him?
- 13:53Speaker 4: Yeah, she had a big.
- 13:53Speaker 3: Ring on, but she's engaged to him. The guy that
- 13:56Speaker 3: she was face.
- 13:57Speaker 2: Timing, I mean, she has a ginormous the Timo Mauricio
- 14:08Speaker 2: Tu Timu.
- 14:10Speaker 3: The Timo Mauricio, whatever it's called. The she and Mauricio.
- 14:16Speaker 3: I mean like at first when he started talking and
- 14:19Speaker 3: you could barely see that. I'm like, is that a rasio?
- 14:21Speaker 3: I go, fuck, what a plot twist? This is?
- 14:25Speaker 4: Who would have thought it?
- 14:26Speaker 2: But no, then he's like he knows she's filming, and
- 14:29Speaker 2: he's like, can you show me a little can you
- 14:32Speaker 2: take that little thing off?
- 14:34Speaker 3: I hope you're wearing underwear? Baby?
- 14:36Speaker 4: No, he's like, show me that. You prove it to
- 14:38Speaker 4: me that you're not.
- 14:39Speaker 3: I know because she's And then she goes, well, look
- 14:42Speaker 3: the camera guys are all here and they're all sitting
- 14:44Speaker 3: there like they're all like, I mean, it was just
- 14:49Speaker 3: funny to see all their different dynamics, you know, with
- 14:53Speaker 3: this lumber party, Wan putting the kebab on Vicki's plate
- 14:56Speaker 3: and Vicki acting like it was the grossest thing in
- 14:58Speaker 3: the world. It wouldn't even affected me, wouldn't even cared.
- 15:01Speaker 4: Well, Vicky acted like she chewed it up and spit
- 15:04Speaker 4: it out.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Porsia calling it a hungry heifer trip.
- 15:09Speaker 3: All they do is eat and at the end, but
- 15:15Speaker 3: the end was what I love when they're like, okay,
- 15:18Speaker 3: let's get dance and no, then.
- 15:20Speaker 2: They get this is the second time we've seen an
- 15:23Speaker 2: impromptu dance party, and but I mean, they're all being
- 15:27Speaker 2: such good sports about it. And then I got a
- 15:29Speaker 2: little bit emotional too. When Lisa Barlow, you could tell
- 15:33Speaker 2: like she's been really having a rough.
- 15:35Speaker 4: Go of it on Salt Lake City.
- 15:36Speaker 2: She's like, this is the first time I've actually had
- 15:42Speaker 2: a good time fun while filming, Like.
- 15:44Speaker 3: They're tearing up and girls are going after her, and
- 15:48Speaker 3: it is different. You know, I had a lot of
- 15:50Speaker 3: fun filming this season, where other seasons I've been stressed
- 15:55Speaker 3: out during the filming, after the filming, all of that stuff.
- 15:59Speaker 3: But how when Luanne calls Vicky controlling and then Vicky
- 16:03Speaker 3: gets all defensive and Lane says, I know I know
- 16:05Speaker 3: you better than yourself, and.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Kyle's like that's a miracle, Yeah, you've known her twenty
- 16:10Speaker 2: four hours.
- 16:13Speaker 3: And then Porscha's like, if somebody could have filled out
- 16:16Speaker 3: Vicky's clipboard, then Vicky would talk to them more.
- 16:19Speaker 4: And then they're like, oh, yeah, I need my insurance.
- 16:25Speaker 3: Even when they all start dancing and you see, like
- 16:28Speaker 3: you know, Porsche's starting inch they're doing all the sexy dancing,
- 16:31Speaker 3: Vicky's like, Nope, it's a no dog. It ain't happening,
- 16:35Speaker 3: I ain't dancing well.
- 16:36Speaker 4: She can't even like the fact that, like, I know I.
- 16:40Speaker 2: Can be defensive, Like I know that about myself, and
- 16:43Speaker 2: I know when I am.
- 16:44Speaker 3: Defense, people can get defensive.
- 16:46Speaker 2: But Vicky's like, when they get to the controlling thing,
- 16:53Speaker 2: like I know I can be controlling as well.
- 16:55Speaker 3: But she's like, what do you mean? What do you mean?
- 16:58Speaker 4: And then they're like, you're being defensive.
- 16:59Speaker 3: She's like, I'm not the what it God, damn, I'm not.
- 17:03Speaker 3: Depends on what the fuck's wrong with you, I know.
- 17:07Speaker 3: But then we get the get the girls dancing, and
- 17:10Speaker 3: Porsche's looking all sex as hell. I couldn't even imagine
- 17:13Speaker 3: even trying to attempt what she was doing. And then
- 17:15Speaker 3: Kyle does she starts humping the couch and then does
- 17:18Speaker 3: her infamous splits and.
- 17:21Speaker 2: Then who did Lisa Barlow did another set of splits,
- 17:23Speaker 2: right she did the other.
- 17:25Speaker 3: Yeah, So they're trying to get Vicky to dance and
- 17:40Speaker 3: she's not. And I kind of know a little bit
- 17:43Speaker 3: about Vicky in the sense that she's got a very
- 17:46Speaker 3: conservative business. She's doing family planning, you know, state planning
- 17:50Speaker 3: and all that kind of stuff, financial planning, insurance, all
- 17:53Speaker 3: that I can almost bet. It's like, I don't need
- 17:58Speaker 3: my clients seeing me do that.
- 18:00Speaker 4: Uh well, I have a question. When she's whooping it up,
- 18:04Speaker 4: are you guys dancing this season?
- 18:08Speaker 2: No?
- 18:08Speaker 4: Just in general in the past.
- 18:12Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't remember. I mean, she'll whoop
- 18:16Speaker 3: it up, but she's it's not like it wasn't like
- 18:19Speaker 3: twenty years ago. She was twenty years younger, like she
- 18:22Speaker 3: would do we would whoop like, yeah, we'd go to
- 18:24Speaker 3: Andelay's and do all that kind of stuff. Yeah, she's
- 18:28Speaker 3: more conservative now.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Well it kind of can make sense. I feel like,
- 18:32Speaker 2: you know, as time goes on. I mean, I saw
- 18:36Speaker 2: a meme today that said, you know how freaking Instagram
- 18:41Speaker 2: stalks us about any time we think about something.
- 18:43Speaker 4: So she's talking about hobbies and it said.
- 18:49Speaker 2: You've been, you know, told that you should go back
- 18:51Speaker 2: to some of your old hobbies. So to my sixteen
- 18:54Speaker 2: and seventeen year old self, you can find me drunk
- 18:56Speaker 2: in a field somewhere.
- 18:58Speaker 3: Oh my exactly.
- 19:00Speaker 4: Well that's what we used to do.
- 19:02Speaker 3: So it's like, was this the time when they started
- 19:05Speaker 3: talking about second D.
- 19:08Speaker 4: And what did they say about sucking.
- 19:09Speaker 3: D that VICKI needs to suck some.
- 19:12Speaker 4: No, they agent say she needs to suck some day,
- 19:14Speaker 4: she needs to get some d.
- 19:16Speaker 3: Somebody asked her if she did, and then she's like,
- 19:19Speaker 3: I am in a committed relationship. Porscha asked her, I'm
- 19:22Speaker 3: in a committed relationship. I don't think that we need
- 19:24Speaker 3: to talk about that.
- 19:25Speaker 4: So let's just well, she asked if she sucked veenis
- 19:27Speaker 4: in general.
- 19:28Speaker 3: Yes, So compared Vicky now to how she was let's
- 19:32Speaker 3: say fourteen years ago. Thirteen years ago, she was deep
- 19:37Speaker 3: throating a lollipop in the spring van. Oh yeah, deep
- 19:43Speaker 3: throating it like I'm talking deep throating it in a
- 19:48Speaker 3: van in Mexico. So there is a difference. Vicki is
- 19:51Speaker 3: way more reserved. It was a rainbow penis lollipop that she.
- 19:56Speaker 4: Was taken down.
- 19:58Speaker 3: Taking down, well, I to.
- 20:02Speaker 2: Picture Vicki giving a blowjob right now is a little
- 20:05Speaker 2: bit hard for me. But I'm I'm sure she does it.
- 20:12Speaker 3: They're like, I bet you if we talk dirty to
- 20:13Speaker 3: Vicki about insurance, do you think that Michael does that.
- 20:17Speaker 2: He's like, hey, baby, I have a friend that's still
- 20:20Speaker 2: under the age to get insurance, so let's really get
- 20:25Speaker 2: it on and immediately she's like, oh, I'm wet.
- 20:30Speaker 3: I don't know. I will ask him the next time
- 20:32Speaker 3: I see him, that's for sure.
- 20:34Speaker 2: But do you think that I mean, I know that
- 20:36Speaker 2: we already talked about Lisa Barlowe getting emotional that she's
- 20:41Speaker 2: actually hasn't said she said she hasn't laughed this hard
- 20:45Speaker 2: and so long.
- 20:46Speaker 4: But do you think that she's different on the show.
- 20:52Speaker 3: I'm telling you, it's a different experience when you go on,
- 20:58Speaker 3: you know, and all to mcgirl trip, like me and Vicky,
- 21:02Speaker 3: we went together and it was nice to have somebody
- 21:04Speaker 3: that I knew because I had anxiety going I had
- 21:08Speaker 3: been off the show for a year. I knew these
- 21:11Speaker 3: girls right now on the podcast back then, so I
- 21:14Speaker 3: didn't It's not like I had talked to them all
- 21:16Speaker 3: the time or knew all the and I wasn't one
- 21:18Speaker 3: of those people that was like in their dms, hey girl,
- 21:21Speaker 3: Hey how are you. I'm just not that I'm not
- 21:24Speaker 3: social like that, and so going to it was really scary.
- 21:28Speaker 3: So I had Vicki and we were on great terms,
- 21:30Speaker 3: so it was no big deal, but getting to know them,
- 21:33Speaker 3: and I knew Deirinda, but I didn't know where that
- 21:37Speaker 3: well and so it's a different experience.
- 21:40Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I kind of loved it.
- 21:42Speaker 2: I was like, as we're seeing each person break the
- 21:48Speaker 2: fourth wall and also kind of show their softer side,
- 21:53Speaker 2: it's making me excited for each one of their shows
- 21:56Speaker 2: to start.
- 21:56Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I'm like, ooh, when is this gonna happen? Oh?
- 22:01Speaker 2: You know, like it makes me really like everyone is
- 22:04Speaker 2: very There's not one person I can say I don't
- 22:07Speaker 2: like on this cast.
- 22:09Speaker 3: No, it's it's great.
- 22:10Speaker 2: I mean it's like normally watching a show and there's
- 22:12Speaker 2: someone that's bothering us.
- 22:13Speaker 4: No what Like everyone I'm like, oh.
- 22:15Speaker 3: They're like, well haha, Like it's just a good old.
- 22:18Speaker 4: Time and I'm like, this is who am I?
- 22:21Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 22:21Speaker 4: Why am I? As normally?
- 22:22Speaker 3: So, I mean it just makes me think, like do more?
- 22:27Speaker 3: Do more Ultimate Girls Trips Bravo? Like why did you stop?
- 22:32Speaker 3: Well we know why they stopped allegedly, but the concept
- 22:39Speaker 3: of going like I don't know if they can repeat this,
- 22:42Speaker 3: but the concept of going to each one's hometown and
- 22:46Speaker 3: doing something iconic from the past, it's kind of cool.
- 22:51Speaker 2: I mean, and everybody did such a good job of it,
- 22:56Speaker 2: But then you realize that who else has been there
- 22:59Speaker 2: that short of other than Lisa Barlow, like she's almost
- 23:04Speaker 2: considered like a newbie.
- 23:06Speaker 3: Well not really. I think they're going on six years now.
- 23:08Speaker 4: I know, but she feels like a newbie with this group.
- 23:11Speaker 3: Oh well she's Yeah, she'said the least amount of time
- 23:13Speaker 3: on the show. But you know, there was franchises that
- 23:16Speaker 3: they left out.
- 23:18Speaker 4: Yeah, there was some franchises they left out.
- 23:20Speaker 3: Like nobody from New York And I don't know if
- 23:22Speaker 3: New York was filming at the time.
- 23:24Speaker 4: Well, it's the same production company.
- 23:27Speaker 3: Oh, Luyenne was there, but Luanne's Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 23:31Speaker 3: I was thinking new cast.
- 23:33Speaker 2: So what cast didn't make it on Miami's the only
- 23:36Speaker 2: cast that didn't make it on there or Dubai.
- 23:39Speaker 3: Okay, so it was Miami in Dubai. Yeah, I could
- 23:42Speaker 3: have seen Chanelle on there. That would have been great, But.
- 23:45Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 23:46Speaker 2: I think they need to have like, ah, I can
- 23:50Speaker 2: see Chanelle this next time. But I think for the
- 23:52Speaker 2: original one, I liked that these were some of the
- 23:54Speaker 2: original people.
- 23:55Speaker 3: So do you think that Lisa shouldn't have been on it?
- 23:58Speaker 2: No, I think she was great. I think it showed
- 23:59Speaker 2: it amazing side to her. I was like, you heard like,
- 24:03Speaker 2: sixteen lawyers can rest easy. They don't have to worry
- 24:06Speaker 2: about anything on this trip for her, like, but it
- 24:12Speaker 2: it kind of makes me sad because I then saw
- 24:15Speaker 2: the scenes for next week and you can see the
- 24:17Speaker 2: other girls from Salt Lake City kind of going into it,
- 24:20Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh shit, this is gonna last long.
- 24:25Speaker 3: Let's get into the ugly leather pants party. What a
- 24:31Speaker 3: good idea, I know, agree, what a good idea. I mean.
- 24:36Speaker 3: Crystal tells Vicky that we're all here because we watched you,
- 24:41Speaker 3: and Vicky thinks Sutton, I mean Crystal, and Sutton looks
- 24:45Speaker 3: so much alike.
- 24:46Speaker 4: Well, I love that.
- 24:47Speaker 3: She's like, I mean, I kind of see it enough
- 24:51Speaker 3: so that she talks about it in her confessional.
- 24:54Speaker 2: She's like, I just really appreciated the fact that Sutton
- 24:58Speaker 2: said that I was, you know, a key person of
- 25:00Speaker 2: this show coming together.
- 25:02Speaker 4: And then you hear like the little producer. She's like,
- 25:04Speaker 4: that was Crystal, I know.
- 25:06Speaker 2: And then so they're like, oh, is that Crystal and
- 25:09Speaker 2: she's like, she goes, well, I don't know who that is.
- 25:12Speaker 3: I mean, speaking of Crystal, there's so much talk. Do
- 25:14Speaker 3: you think that she's going to return to Beverly Hills.
- 25:17Speaker 3: I don't, Oh, you don't think so.
- 25:19Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 25:22Speaker 2: But I love that she was like so funny about
- 25:26Speaker 2: her pants, Like she's I did appreciate Crystal, like laughing
- 25:29Speaker 2: at herself.
- 25:30Speaker 3: She's like, these were ugly.
- 25:31Speaker 2: Yes, you could tell like after a housewife has been
- 25:34Speaker 2: a housewife and they're off and they're not taking themselves.
- 25:37Speaker 4: So seriously anymore. Yeah, And that's kind of how she was.
- 25:40Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a question. Do you do you keep
- 25:42Speaker 3: your clothes from six years ago?
- 25:44Speaker 2: I keep my some of my diamond holding dresses. You
- 25:50Speaker 2: do I would not have my ugly leather pants from
- 25:52Speaker 2: six years ago?
- 25:53Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't either. I go through my clothes probably
- 25:57Speaker 3: twice a year.
- 25:59Speaker 4: No, but like I still have.
- 26:01Speaker 2: Like Marcella was over the other day, one of my
- 26:04Speaker 2: best friends, and she tried on my first season of
- 26:08Speaker 2: Beverly Hill's sparkly silver dress. Oh really yeah, and like
- 26:14Speaker 2: she was like, why do you keep this? I was like,
- 26:16Speaker 2: I don't actually know.
- 26:17Speaker 3: Well, I mean certain things I keep, like gowns, Like
- 26:21Speaker 3: if certain gowns I'll keep because how often do you
- 26:24Speaker 3: wear a gown? Not very And if it's like something
- 26:26Speaker 3: that doesn't really go out of style.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Well, this is a gown I don't think I'll ever
- 26:30Speaker 2: wear again. But I mean I still keep my wedding dress.
- 26:36Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people do.
- 26:38Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean people do. I feel they're getting divorced.
- 26:41Speaker 3: I gave my wedding dress away from the one that
- 26:44Speaker 3: I had from Simon. I gave it away. I did,
- 26:49Speaker 3: like this thing, like people that need a wedding dress
- 26:53Speaker 3: reach out to me, like tell me why, and I
- 26:56Speaker 3: gave it away.
- 26:57Speaker 2: Do somebody, well, because you had like a fancy wedding dress,
- 27:00Speaker 2: Mine wasn't really a wedding dress.
- 27:01Speaker 4: It was like a slip dress.
- 27:02Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about my dress to first Simon.
- 27:07Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but I'm sure it was still like.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Bold. There was a wedding dress. I mean, it was
- 27:15Speaker 3: not really one that would go out of style. It
- 27:16Speaker 3: was it was okay.
- 27:18Speaker 2: But they kind of walk in the house. Everybody's greeting
- 27:20Speaker 2: each other. Every It looks so good. I love everybody
- 27:23Speaker 2: in their leather pants. They look really good. Leui Anne
- 27:26Speaker 2: walks in and she sees where her seat placement is
- 27:29Speaker 2: and she moves it.
- 27:31Speaker 3: She's supposed to be next to Vixie, so I have
- 27:35Speaker 3: a feeling those two butt heads later on in.
- 27:37Speaker 4: The season already butting heads.
- 27:40Speaker 3: I know. So there Sudden asked the girls at one
- 27:43Speaker 3: point like so, like, what have you guys done so far?
- 27:47Speaker 3: And Giselle's like, well, we went to the Quiet Storm.
- 27:50Speaker 3: And I'm like, honestly, that's a no, I mean, no
- 27:55Speaker 3: better name than that Quiet Storm. I'm actually surprised Shannon
- 28:01Speaker 3: storms the door hadn't.
- 28:03Speaker 4: Come up without herself come up with their self, I.
- 28:05Speaker 3: Know, because I call it the Not So Quiet Woman. Yeah,
- 28:09Speaker 3: I mean I think it was really funny. She claims
- 28:12Speaker 3: she put them on the map. Well she but I
- 28:15Speaker 3: guess she did. They did do, and I was I
- 28:17Speaker 3: was thinking, wow, they cut out that whole thing in
- 28:20Speaker 3: the first episode at the table, so they do a
- 28:24Speaker 3: flashback to the Bunco party where I'm like, nothing is happening.
- 28:29Speaker 3: There's seventeen million conversations going on and nothing is happening.
- 28:34Speaker 3: So I'm like, hey, there's like three of you that
- 28:37Speaker 3: were all that were on Love Hotel, Like how did
- 28:41Speaker 3: you like, how did that go? And then that sparked stuff.
- 28:45Speaker 2: Well, now I'm kind of annoyed that I didn't watch
- 28:47Speaker 2: Love Hotel like is it something I need to go
- 28:50Speaker 2: back and watch.
- 28:52Speaker 3: You can. I don't remember it. I only watched like
- 28:54Speaker 3: three episodes or something. Yeah, I mean, but it's weird
- 28:57Speaker 3: that it didn't come back.
- 28:59Speaker 4: Supposedly, Shannon made out with Giselle's guy.
- 29:04Speaker 3: She said that she tried to steal her guy. Meanwhile,
- 29:07Speaker 3: Shannon literally brought him to o C last season as
- 29:12Speaker 3: her date. Was that, oh, I think twice. How about
- 29:19Speaker 3: when leu Anne said we did this thing with Slate
- 29:22Speaker 3: his name Slade, I know.
- 29:24Speaker 5: My daughter because because he called Vicky porky pig and
- 29:29Speaker 5: she's like, no, like porky pig.
- 29:35Speaker 3: Like it's miss Piggy and she's a muppet. She's not
- 29:39Speaker 3: a real pig.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Well because then everybody starts like doubling down, trying to
- 29:43Speaker 2: make her feel better about the comment, and they're like,
- 29:46Speaker 2: I'm everyone looks like an animal sometimes, and she's like
- 29:50Speaker 2: an animal.
- 29:51Speaker 4: It's a mommt.
- 29:53Speaker 2: But then Kyle calls out Giselle for previously saying she
- 29:58Speaker 2: would spend time with horizontally.
- 30:01Speaker 3: Okay, well, I have I have mixed feelings about this
- 30:03Speaker 3: and Giselle's defense.
- 30:05Speaker 2: She also kept thank You Ashley from sleeping with Mauricio.
- 30:10Speaker 3: She actually said the words off limits. He's off limits. Yeah, so,
- 30:15Speaker 3: and she said in her confessional like basically, if he
- 30:19Speaker 3: wasn't with Kyle, like if they were not ever together,
- 30:23Speaker 3: she could see herself horizontally. But I had to die
- 30:26Speaker 3: laughing when Teresa goes, what's what's horizontal?
- 30:30Speaker 4: Sixty nine?
- 30:31Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like inter confessional, she's like, and they're trying
- 30:34Speaker 3: to explain it to her, and then she's like, oh,
- 30:36Speaker 3: you mean sixty nine, And I'm like, only she's like
- 30:39Speaker 3: sixty nine, like vertically is this way? This way? But
- 30:46Speaker 3: then she's like, so sixty nine. Y.
- 30:49Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, laying down. I even know that.
- 30:55Speaker 2: But I think Kyle is a good sport about it
- 30:57Speaker 2: because then she's like, you know, as Giselle's saying, it
- 31:00Speaker 2: would never happen, yes, do I think it maybe would?
- 31:04Speaker 3: Maybe it probably wasn't.
- 31:08Speaker 2: But then they go when they showed that old scene
- 31:10Speaker 2: of them from Potomac where they're all like drooling over Mauricio. Yeah,
- 31:15Speaker 2: I had totally forgotten about that.
- 31:17Speaker 3: Oh I didn't.
- 31:18Speaker 4: I had totally forgotten that even existed.
- 31:21Speaker 3: I mean, Ashley was actually upset afterwards, like what are
- 31:24Speaker 3: you doing like she really wanted to like and she's like,
- 31:28Speaker 3: that's Kyle Richard's husband. So I thought that just thatway
- 31:32Speaker 3: was being a girl's girl in that moment. But I
- 31:34Speaker 3: thought it was cute that they addressed it. Isn't like
- 31:36Speaker 3: Kyle was like pissed off or anything.
- 31:39Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't think you'd be pissed if
- 31:41Speaker 2: somebody said Eddie was hot on to Then the ladies
- 31:46Speaker 2: are served dessert in the shape of a mouse as
- 31:50Speaker 2: a callback to Duriet and Suddens Let the Mouse Go moment.
- 31:54Speaker 2: Let the Mouse Go. That was also one of the
- 32:00Speaker 2: nights that Denise did. Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo. She didn't
- 32:05Speaker 2: do that only when we were traveling.
- 32:07Speaker 3: She think they'll have reference to that in this did
- 32:10Speaker 3: Denise film? Do you know? Yeah? She did? Do you
- 32:13Speaker 3: think they'll have reference to that?
- 32:15Speaker 2: I I don't know if they're going to have reference
- 32:19Speaker 2: to that. I think it's whatever she's gonna end up
- 32:22Speaker 2: bringing to the conversation. Yeah, but and I don't think
- 32:26Speaker 2: anyone there's no one that has a problem with that still,
- 32:29Speaker 2: Like there's I don't know anyone that would be like,
- 32:32Speaker 2: I need to talk to Denise now about how she
- 32:35Speaker 2: used to do Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo.
- 32:37Speaker 4: How annoying that is.
- 32:38Speaker 2: Now they actually break the fourth wall and they would
- 32:40Speaker 2: have found all of the times that she did it.
- 32:42Speaker 3: Yeah, what was the last time you did a scavenger hunt?
- 32:47Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
- 32:48Speaker 2: One of my dad's girlfriends before the one he's had
- 32:50Speaker 2: for like I don't know six years or whatever.
- 32:54Speaker 4: Who I love. By the way, Kristin is amazing.
- 32:57Speaker 3: Meg Ryan, are you talking about No, I'm not.
- 33:00Speaker 4: She not make frying. Oh my god.
- 33:02Speaker 2: No, there was somebody in between, okay, okay, and she
- 33:10Speaker 2: like she was younger, not younger than me, but she
- 33:12Speaker 2: was young. Shocker at shocker that we you know, we
- 33:15Speaker 2: like an age and Kristen's not Kristen's younger than my dad,
- 33:20Speaker 2: but she's not like she's not a toddler. She's not
- 33:23Speaker 2: a toddler, but so uh. She We were all at
- 33:31Speaker 2: Thanksgiving at the house and she was like trying to
- 33:33Speaker 2: get all of us kids by kids, I mean myself
- 33:37Speaker 2: just as huts back, like we're adults to do a
- 33:41Speaker 2: scavenger hunt, and we were all like, fuck off, we're
- 33:46Speaker 2: not doing it. Oh my god, Like thanks for trying
- 33:50Speaker 2: to put the family together.
- 33:51Speaker 4: We'll just sit here on the couch on our phones
- 33:53Speaker 4: yelling at each other.
- 33:55Speaker 3: I did one like five months ago.
- 33:57Speaker 4: You did?
- 33:58Speaker 2: Oh?
- 33:58Speaker 4: I can't wait to tune in.
- 34:02Speaker 2: But then Sutton announces that let the mouse go game
- 34:05Speaker 2: scavenger hunt, leading the girls to a pair of twenty
- 34:08Speaker 2: my glasses twenty five thousand?
- 34:10Speaker 4: Did you know? Hold on?
- 34:12Speaker 3: But then.
- 34:15Speaker 4: While they're doing.
- 34:16Speaker 2: The scavenger hunt, I'm kind of laughing because people are
- 34:20Speaker 2: getting stuff just by, Like whoever did this for Sudden
- 34:24Speaker 2: did an amazing job, like the from the Blue Bunny
- 34:27Speaker 2: to like it was just very clever.
- 34:30Speaker 3: Yes, the whole show has been very clever like that. Yeah,
- 34:32Speaker 3: and everybody got really into it. Laser, good job, Laser.
- 34:38Speaker 2: But then Giselle's team wins and as a prize they
- 34:41Speaker 2: went a ticket to Kyle's white party.
- 34:43Speaker 4: Was that a joke?
- 34:44Speaker 3: I think it was joke. I think what I win
- 34:47Speaker 3: when I win? She goes a ticket to my white party?
- 34:49Speaker 4: Yeah? But I mean what did they win?
- 34:51Speaker 2: Because Sutton kept making it seem like she was gonna
- 34:55Speaker 2: they were gonna win some nothing.
- 34:56Speaker 3: I'm sure they won nothing. Are they all going to
- 34:59Speaker 3: share the twenty five thousand dollars sunglasses. You're gonna traveler. Yeah,
- 35:04Speaker 3: they're kind of traveling sunglasses. Yeah.
- 35:08Speaker 4: See No, I think they probably were twenty five thousand.
- 35:11Speaker 3: You think Sutton bought somebody twenty five thousand dollars sunglasses,
- 35:14Speaker 3: I'd take it back so fucking fast.
- 35:15Speaker 4: Well, I think she did.
- 35:17Speaker 2: Also, I kind of loved when Vicky when they're all
- 35:19Speaker 2: sitting at the table and there's like all of these
- 35:22Speaker 2: servers around them, and Vicky's like, and I'll see, we
- 35:25Speaker 2: just put.
- 35:25Speaker 4: Our own plates down by now.
- 35:27Speaker 2: We don't have like I couldn't imagine having all these
- 35:30Speaker 2: people here doing this. But I mean I thought that
- 35:33Speaker 2: everybody did a good job. Everybody gave what they needed
- 35:36Speaker 2: to give in this moment.
- 35:37Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 35:38Speaker 2: I thought Sutton was good. I thought Sutton looked beautiful.
- 35:41Speaker 2: I appreciated Crystal.
- 35:43Speaker 3: Everyone's great.
- 35:44Speaker 4: Everyone's great.
- 35:45Speaker 2: Well, thanks for tuning in to another episode of to
- 35:47Speaker 2: Teas in a Pod.
- 35:48Speaker 4: We will be back soon, so keep listening.