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Whackhead Prank: Can it be argued that condoms prevent SUVs? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Movie.
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  Speaker 1: No, we don't know.
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  Speaker 2: tell you that it's hammer time that you do it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what's entering?
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  Speaker 2: Can it be argued? That condoms prevent s u vs.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, Yeah, they do prevent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Very immensely? In fact, that man was answering your question
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  Speaker 2: so earnestly. He was fantastic contributing to society. He thought
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  Speaker 2: he was brilliant. He thought