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- Ellie Hubbard: you Rumor Busters Podcast: Welcome. Welcome back to the Rumor Busters Podcast. Rumor Busters. First off, thanks for all the support. Yeah. A little crazy to be honest. we got a really nice comment from somebody all the way in Jordan. And they said to keep our keep his comment until we make podcast studio and get millions of views. Well y'all better be subscribing. Like, subscribe, follow. That's right. Share. and submit your stories. Because we can't keep this podcast going if you don't submit your story. Your tea. Spill the tea. I know you all have it. Every last Do it. Not a threat. Do it. Okay, well, what happened since last week? Before we get to our stories. well we've had an enormous amount of people reach out to us, comment, see us in person, ask us about when the next podcast is gonna be. thank you. That's awesome. We love all of you. Hi, we're famous. We just need a viral moment. One of our friends from Idaho had a friend who lives in Utah. She said she's gonna tell all of her friends in Utah. So we're just gonna be all over the world before you know it. Millions of dollars. Yeah, sponsor us. We need to get some new cameras and some soundproofing. We want to switch this bed for some chairs and table. A couch. He's Chucky today. He's very cute in his little shirt. Biggie. Biggie Kev. and we need an air conditioner in this room too, so. If you know anyone who does a AC, let us know. I mean We had a fan last week, but we didn't need a better one. Yeah. It doesn't really do us well. So send us your fans. We also are gonna be dressing up on our next podcast. we're gonna do like a costume each podcast in observance of Halloween. Yes, that's gonna be so exciting. We have some pretty good ones. Our other our friend Becca is gonna help us make one of them and you guys are even know how we're gonna sit on this bed while we wear to be honest with you. We're gonna be touching. It'll be really good though. You'll love it. and we got backdrops too. So there will be a new one each time we do a new episode. So keep your eye out for that. I mean they'll probably repeat a little bit because that's a lot of backdrops. Fifty two backdrops a year. I mean they're only like eight ninety nine. If anyone makes top it's pretty they can bring an airflow airflow banner. Ready to get into the stories if you are. Yep. We've got some pretty good ones today. We've got two that we're gonna go over and they're both pretty funny. So this week's episode, we're naming it Who Pooped in the Box. here we go. At my old job years ago, we had an employee bathroom in the back of a building. One day, one Monday morning, we found a note from housekeeping that was left on top of the waste bin where you dispose of feminine products that reads Human waste does not belong in this housekeeping. My coworkers and I were confused, so we le before we left that evening, we left a note for the housekeeper that read, please define human waste. If it's feminine products, then where do we put them? The next morning we received another note back from housekeeping that to our whore read on Friday, I, the housekeeper, actually pulled poop from the feminine box. I was trying to be discreet about it. That's what I meant by human waste. So we had a s a cereal pooper in our office and nobody ever fessed up to shitting in the feminine waste bin. It's so disgusting. The first thing that went through my mind was how did they reach up into that? Like those are like, you know, like mid body length or height. So how did they get their butt into that? My thought was they just grabbed it out of the toilet and just plopped it in there, or maybe the toilet clogged and they were like digging it out or something. They were too embarrassed to ask for a plunger. Could could you imagine though? I wonder if I w well they said a cereal pooper. So did it happen multiple times? Well my guess is that it happened multiple times. Huh. And I wanna know. It had to have been an employee at that point. It couldn't have been a guest. Well yeah, 'cause it was in an employee bathroom. true. So maybe there was just somebody who really hated the boss there, so he went back. Little did he know that the boss doesn't clean the toilets. The housekeepers do. Be nice to housekeepers. They're essential and they get treated very badly. Yeah, disgusting. Not at nursing homes though. The CNA's have to clean that up first. That shit up first. And then the housekeeping comes in to sanitize. So but at the workplace, like At our workplace, if that happened, they'd probably honestly they'd probably just leave it there. And they'd say, You guys can deal with that. Literally. I'm not dealing with that. That's disgusting. We have a cleaner that comes once a week. I don't think she would do that. I think she would probably just leave it. And I wouldn't blame her by like tackle that an extra two hundred and fifty dollar fee. We also don't have a feminine waste bin. We have just a big trash can, which whatever, I mean same difference. So yeah. But open it up and there's just poop in there. W but like I wonder if it was a men's bathroom and a women's bathroom, like a shared gender, or if it was like a female bathroom. Because we have the female bathroom at work in the office and then we have the guys' bathrooms out in the shop. So was it in was it, you know, a gender bathroom or not? 'Cause That would also lead you to believe who did it. If it was separated. I hate to be sexist, but I just don't see a woman doing that. You never know. Unless she panics. You said, did they do it intentionally, like put their butt up to the basket, or did they reach into the toilet or did they poop in their hand and put it in the basket? I I always thought like like that person who fell into the outhouse up Mount Walker that that one year, like they got trapped because they went diving for their cell phone in the pooper. Like I could imagine like digging out my cell phone out of the toilet if I had just done number two. Like that that's necessary to get it before flushing your phone down the toilet. But why just the turd? Why? Yeah. So if you are the one, the serial pooper, you should put in a sa a letter to us. A response. Yeah. Please. Why did you do it? Or if you've ever done anything like that, why don't you tell us why you did it? Yeah. Cause I've heard we've heard stories about people stomping poop down showers. Because there was no other no no other option. So the cereal waffle stompers. That's so disgusting. yuck. I just can't believe it. do you have the button? No, I rats. Becca made all these buttons that you record something into. So we'll we'll bring those next time and we'll press one so it'll surprise you guys of what they are each each week. Unless someone wants to donate a sound. We can just have buttons to press. Okay. the next one's kind of a long one. Go. Okay, I have some local tea for you. I used to work for a retail grocery company as a personal shopper. Part of my job was literally to walk around the entire store shopping for customers' orders. I was also expected to greet customers, say hello, and ask if they needed any help. About a month into working there, I randomly received a message from a woman I had never met. She asked me how I knew her husband. Apparently she and her husband had been shopping in the store and And according to her, I had said hello to him, then kept relocating around the store and showing up in the same areas as them. Ma'am. I only know one person that says ma'am. So I'm like, was this you? I was a personal shopper. My entire job consisted of walking around the store with a shopping list and following basically the same routes every day produce, dairy, meat, backed produce, halfway across the store for one random item. You get the idea. I genuinely didn't remember these people. I see hundreds of customers and apparently saying, Hi, how are you was enough to land me in the middle of somebody else's relationship drama Boo. I was told by my employer to ignore her, so I did, but apparently that wasn't enough. She started messaging me on other social media platforms. When I continued ignoring her, she eventually started messaging my boyfriend too, claiming that I had been following them around the store and even calling her husband by his name. I looked at pictures of the people afterward and honestly couldn't even remember seeing them. Now, could I have crossed paths with them? Absolutely. Could I have said hello? Sure. That's literally what I was being paid to do. But intentionally following them around the store? Absolutely not. And here's my question: if your husband gets a hello from a woman at a grocery store and your immediate response is to investigate the woman, message her repeatedly, find her on multiple platforms, and contact her boyfriend. Are we sure the grocery store employee is the problem? I still have no idea who this woman thought I was or what she thought was happening, but apparently I accidentally became a supporting character in a relationship I wasn't even involved in. I am so sorry. How embarrassing. How creepy too. How did they even know who you were? Right. How did they know who you were? Really good question. To find you on social media. To message you like that stalker. Literally. And when do you when do you get your own manager involved and like ban someone from the store? Yeah. Because what she is waiting outside one day for her to get off work. All of you store managers, retail store managers, pipe in please. Yes. In the comments, let us know what you would do. That is so wild. Like I've heard stories of, you know, employees getting mad at other employees thinking that they're flirting with their spouses at like Christmas parties or whatever. But an employee getting harassed by a customer? I'm sure she had a name tag, but I don't think the name tags have the last names on them unless it was like it was local. So it could have been someone that she knew or that the other person knew. Yeah, and then just like who is this? Do you know who this is? Do you know who this is? Do you know who that worker is who works from seven to three at Walmart every Friday? Her name is Brie or whoever, whatever her name is. Do you know who this is? That's like stalker one on one. That's creepy. God, what an annoying conversation to have to explain. You shouldn't even have to freaking explain that. Like really? You're gonna go into a store and someone's gonna say, Hi, do you need help finding anything? And you're gonna get attacked for asking that question. Like, you're not allowed to ask people questions. That's literally your job. A lot of people do that and it makes me so mad sometimes when I'm actually like looking for something and I walk by someone and they're like so f zoned in on their phone and they're a worker, or they're just like, They don't even acknowledge you and they walk right by you, they don't even look at you in the eyes. That bugs me. I do that sometimes when I'm trying to avoid people, but if you're a worker, you shouldn't do that. And you can tell someone's looking for something. Yeah. Definitely. Like there's lots of times where I just want to get in and get out of the store and it's annoying when a bunch of people keep asking me if I need anything, but like Home Depot. Home Depot. Come on. So embarrassing. So embarrassing. And there's so much stuff that's locked up nowadays and you can never find anybody. Even the phone chargers in the back, like where the phones are in Walmart, they're like all locked up. The needos squishy toys. Literal squishy toy needos are locked up. That's crazy. I bet that lady would have thought that the workers Probably. Watch it be like the plan B section. Can you come and unlock this for me? Have you been doing something that I don't know about? Behind my back? He has the same feelings towards her or she's just crazy. That'd be nice to know some of the backstory. Also, if you're a worker and you're a girl and you're really pretty, then of course all the other girls are gonna be jealous of you. True. That's just kind of how it goes. Yeah. Unfortunately. I mean, especially working in retail, you see literally everyone in their mothers every day. It's bound to happen that you're gonna see someone who you absolutely never wanted to see ever, or people that you would have never expected to see. And people who you really don't want to see again, but you see them every day. They're like bin shoppers. Like I said in our last episodes. Babies with everyone. I dated him in middle school. Literally. So be careful. Yeah. started a Reddit thread like a question. What's the craziest workplace rumors? Yeah, so we just have a quick stories because of course we want lots of local stories but we know everyone's busy so sometimes submitting something onto a form I guess is hard. Also zoom in on this they AI made us really obese and we're not even the people in this picture. All I wanted to know is where we're supposed to put the lighting and I don't know why people Random people. They aren't even us. They look like us from a distance, but they're not us. And yeah, zoom in. It's just so funny. It's just for our reference. We're not gonna like post it. Don't worry. where did it go? Hold up. Wait a minute. Okay, what's the craziest story, rumor, or drama that has happened to you or someone you know? A guy I know had one kid from his ex and he asked his dad to give him the money to get a vasectomy so there wouldn't be any more unplanned kids. Dad loaned him a couple thousand, but he used it as a down payment on a used truck and never got the surgery. Then he got at least two more women pregnant. Someone commented, you can't fix stupid. I mean, come on. It's like like women who say that they need to get an abortion. And they get the six hundred bucks from the from the person who's supposed to be the baby daddy and they were never actually pregnant. I've never heard of that. Yeah, I've heard a couple of stories like that. That's news to me. my gosh. Having to pay child support for three babies though, after your dad paid. Out of pocket. I can't even imagine how much out of pocket is for that. Surgery. It is America after all. Yeah, probably a lot. Probably thousands. I had just started a job and overhead several people and or overheard several people say that I was having triplets. I explained that I was not pregnant, and to please not spread that rumor around, apparently the girls that I took was pregnant with triples. Apparently the girls' position that I took was pregnant with triple triplets. We also have the same first name. my gosh. everyone thought it was. What if you don't even look like you're having trip I mean my gosh. That's like people you know, a lot of older people, they're you know, they just assume if you have a big belly or something 'cause you're fat, you're pregnant. when are you due? And they just ask that question like nonchalant. are you pregnant? Congratulations. Yeah. And it's like, no, I'm just fat Could you imagine having to tell like all your coworkers slowly coming up to you saying congratulations and you have to explain to every single one that you're not actually pregnant? It wasn't me, it was the other Becky. That would be so frustrating. I would just send out a company wide email. here's another one. I was seventeen. My boyfriend and I broke up. I was crazy about him. I took my full-size van and started pushing his car down the road. He came out and tried to drive off. I chased him through town, ramming the back of his car because he had a girl in it. He had to pull into the police station and I pulled up behind him. The cop told me to go home. That's like vehicular assault. Attempted manslaughter. Like what are you doing? my gosh. The things that we did as teenagers for love. Come on. I wouldn't want to damage my car over a boy. No. Like but if you had another girl in the car, I might. I'd be like my brain shield. Yeah. What's going on here? A little carry underwood slash a hole. Dug my key into the side. Mm-hmm. Yep. here's another one. I was in a diabetic coma for three days and then the ICU for seven more days a few years back. I was getting ready to be discharged when a woman with a few files in her arms came into my room and say, Okay, who do we have here? First name, last name. my god, it's you. Her voice rising as she read out my name, and I was like, yeah. She explained she was with the financial unit of the hospital, went over a few pertinent things with me, and then explained that after I came in, she had been on the phone with one of with my mom a couple of times because I was, of course, not talking at the moment. She then confided confided that with regard to herself and some others at the hospital, we weren't sure you were going to make it. Ten minutes later, a nurse told me the same thing, just not as colorfully. That's like the vet coming out and telling me that my dog turned blue when they were clipping his toenails and he pooped himself. And I was like, so so he almost just died because you were clipping his toenails and you didn't stop after five minutes. I like-where you take your dog to get their nails clipped. Shocked. Shocked. I would be shocked if someone like said, we didn't think you were gonna make it. my gosh, you're still alive? Wow. Yeah, and then hearing everything afterwards. Could you imagine? lives of teenage the secret life of the American teenager. my gosh. And it was the scene where the mom's telling her that she's gay and she's like, No, you're not gay. You are married and you have children. And you have a boyfriend. You're not gay. I'm gay. Not how that works. I can't believe I used to be obsessed with that show. Same. Like, think it was the best thing ever made. And then you go back and watch the clips from it, and you're like, How? How did anyone think this was a good show? Like, how did it go on for so long? Crazy. And it's funny because most of the actors in it are really good. Just the show writers were really not good. But I'm ABC fan. I look back at that and I'm like, wow, I liked this. I it is literally like soap opera. Like and I I'm fine with soap operas to an extent, but like that is like the cheesiest, cheesiest, so like the ho most horrible acting ever. And we all fell for it. It's so ready. Like this is so good. I mean, what would you make? It's not like a six. What do you call those? Almost, I guess. I don't know. I know that there was other ones like that too that I remember. It was just it was like switched at birth. Do you remember that one? Yeah. That's just so funny. I wonder I haven't ever like seen clips of that one recently. So I I wonder what it was like. Yeah. That we all just remember together and how dumb we were. Wow, this Okay, here's one. When I was in high school, we had something called the Dads Club. It was a group of dads with kids attending the school who would hold charitable events like raffles and cookouts to support the athletic teams. Well, one of the dads apparently stole twenty-five thousand dollars from the club. It was big news at our school. One day one of my friends came up to me and asked me if I heard who the dad was that stole the money. I told him I didn't know. He told me it was my dad. I immediately knew it was true because he was divorcing my mom and was in deep debt and also trying to buy a house with his new girlfriend. He was weird he also weirdly told me a few weeks before that if I heard any rumors about him to not believe them, good old dad. That is literally crazy. Someone asked, Wow, how did that end? Arrested, served time, exiled? He was not arrested. I was later informed that he was offered to repay the money taken and he refused. The school did not pursue prosecution due to the embarrassment it could cause him and his sister and the school. We lived in a smaller town in my high school, only had 500 students. However, he was arrested after a years. For a bookmaking go figure. Hmm. Bookmaking. Whatever that is. I don't know. Like you'll have to wait for the book. my gosh, that's so funny. That's the next one underneath that one. The book making. I guess it's the bad. Yeah, you'll have to wait for the book. That's so crazy though. He stole $25,000. That's crazy they even had that many donations for such a small school. Some of these like I don't think these are rumors. This is like something that actually happened. Yeah, some of them are just crazy. That's just like crazy stories. That's okay, that's true. Yeah. here's another been deceived by a fake religion to join them. Well there I saw the original books. I was supposed to destroy them and compared them to the new ones. They have been obviously manipulated by a greedy dwarf whose wife is still missing. What? Is that real? It's really a rumor. They're just making that up. Which religion had a dwarf or a leader whose wife has disappeared and his best friend is a very short and very Hollywood actor who loves to run? Wait, what? Their leader is a dwarf? Are you talking about Scientology? What are they talking about? Not really. But he is extremely short. I washed dishes in the kitchen at the same sink he did years earlier. The senior people told me, be proud. You are washing dishes at the same sink the big guy did many years ago. And look where he ended up. And then with a smirk, but he was standing on a rack to be able to reach L O L. okay. Who's Shelly? Where's Shelly? says. Some of these are so funny. Okay, let's find Speaking of the if we go back to the poop one, I feel like I should tell the story about the time I walked into the hair. There was a lot of restrooms there because there was a lot of people there. And but there was this particular restaurant restaurants, restrooms that were right in front of the building. And those were usually the cleanest ones. So I went in and I walk in and I see something on top of the toilet, like back on the top part. And I get closer and it's hair. Visibly hair. Visibly thick curly hair. The kind you, you know, find in your pants. You make hair. And so before wiping it off into the trash can, which can't even believe I had to do that. Thank God we kept gloves in all the bathroom. Wait, you actually did that? Yeah, I did. I wasn't gonna go find somebody. my god. And anyway, so I took a picture of it. And while I'm in the bathroom, I send an email to all of the managers at the building. And I said, if I have to see it, you all have to see it. We all had a pretty good idea of who who it was, which obviously I won't out them. But let's just say this person had also been caught like blasting YouTube videos and sleeping, snoring very loud a few times. Never got fired though. Very interesting. Must have been a good worker, but Yeah, couldn't really believe that someone was just trimming their pubes in the bathroom, the public restroom. Yeah, can't you do that at home? W or like at least do it into the toilet and flush it. Why on the back of the toilet? I mean like did you lift up the back of the toilet bowl and put it in, you know, the the top of the house? The second story, you know? that's people called those the upper deck. That's the upper deck. And some people put turds in them to prank other people and they call it the upper decker. gosh. When you flush, it continues like coming out brown water, and they're like, what the heck is going on? Well, they don't know it's in the clean water reservoir that fills the toilet up. Well, sick. People are really sick out there. Speaking of which, we should come up with a really good April Fool's joke. Yes. I think we have to do something really, really good. I want to prank someone at work. There's a few some ones that we Be really good to prank, I think. I want to prank you. Get you really good. One time my friend Stacy pranked me by putting butt kisser on the back of my bar and like where the license plate goes. So it was covering my actual license plate. And I drove all over town. And then I went to the grocery store and went to go put my groceries in the trunk. The first time I even looked at the back of my car that whole day, and I saw it, and I ripped it off, and I instantly called her and she was like, didn't do that. I didn't do that. She still denies it to this day, but it was definitely her. I don't know who else would have done that. Well, I'd like to know who drew the pee-pee on the back of my window, on the back of my car, about four weeks ago, three weeks ago, when it was really, really dirty. I have no clue who did it. And I know a certain someone in this household does not have that good of drawing or handwriting, so I know it wasn't him. So it had to have been somebody else. And I wanna know. No, I think it was someone who was out camping out at the farm. So if one of you guys are watching this and you're the one that drew the little pee-pee on the back of my car, that is just so funny. I had to go get a car wash. Yeah, always check, check your surroundings. Also, people are creepy. They like put tags on the bottom of your car and they'll like track you. we were watching this, we watched Trafficked last night on Prime, and it's about human trafficking. And it just made me think like someone put a satellite phone in her bag when they were in the bathroom together, and she didn't realize that her phone and another phone was in her bag and she had her phone on her and her f the other satellite phone started ringing and the husband was like, Your phone's ringing and she's like, My phone's right here. What are you talking about? And so she went to her bag and opened it up and it had the satellite phone in it. And she's like, This is really weird. This one creepy lady saw me in the bathroom. She must have been the one to put it in there and she told me like, I'm so excited for the fourth of July. And she thought it was the weirdest thing ever. And the passcode was seven, four. seventy four or seventy s seventy nine. What is it? Seventeen seventy nine or seventeen seventy four. Anyways, the that was the passcode was the fourth of July. And yeah, it just went down this whole rabbit hole about how people will tag cars and and stuff. That's way off topic, but watch your car. Yeah. It's like if you see a dollar under your windshield, you're supposed to just leave it 'cause it's somebody who's waiting for you to try to grab it kind of thing. What? Yes. I didn't know that. Ever see something on your car and you're in kind of an empty parking lot, don't ever touch it until you drive away. Because somebody's probably waiting to snatch you up or steal your bag or I'm always ready to whip around at the back of my seat. I always check behind my seat just to make sure there's not a Michael Myers back there. That's why like some of the newer cars because you have it where you only open the driver's side door when you get in. Yeah. All the other doors don't open and somebody can't sneak in there really quick. All of you girls didn't like how my car only opened my door and then I had to go inside and press unlock so it'll open everybody else's. So I changed that setting. So when I open up mine it opens all the doors. Maybe I should change that back. someone tries to get you. What, the rape whistle? No, the bang bang, the gun. I don't know. Guess we'll find out. We're gonna find out today. my gosh, I shared a I shared a video with Ellie today and I said if me it said if me and my friends started a podcast, episode one, who we are, episode two, apologizing, episode three, we're canceled. Episode four, goodbye. We also said when we get our first hate comment or something, we're gonna do a episode about that. Yeah, we're gonna if we get any hate comments, which I don't think that really starts happening until you have a couple thousand people watching you, but when we start getting hate comments, we're just gonna keep all of them and we're gonna do one episode like at the end of the year with all the comments and we can leave them. We're just gonna laugh about it. Cry. either losers or bots these days. So it's usually robots. They don't even mean anything. what was I gonna say? back to the poo. Circling back. One time I walked into the bathroom at my old work and there was smeared crap all over the toilet seat. All over the walls, all over the handle to pull yourself up, all over the floor, like they had like like been slipping in it after they like got up off the toilet. All over the sink. I literally opened the door and I looked and I saw all that. I looked at and it smelt so bad. It it was like it was like diseased turd. I closed the door immediately and I just called someone and I was like, You're gonna have to come clean this up because I'm not going in there. It was so and I was like, yeah, I don't really want to ever use that bathroom ever again because I know what was on that. Up with that. Why don't they use the bathroom? Or like they don't flush the toilet. Or it's like they fell, maybe. I don't know. Maybe they've slipped off and then they were like then the poop just didn't stop. And then they were trying to get up and they get they like they like grabbed the toilet bowl to like get themselves up, and then their hand slipped in the toilet, and that's how the crap went everywhere. What would you? I don't know. And you know these people, these people who film these TikToks and they have these poo knives. The poop knives. Yes, if you've never heard that story, you need to go to Reddit right now and just go to the search bar and type in poop knife. I'm gonna read it. Because that is the funniest story I it's so gross. I will never understand how it's real. But apparently you can buy one and they are It's a real thing you can buy. These people were not using a real poop knife. They were using an actual kitchen knife. But everyone knows this story. So the poop knife. You're gonna hear it right now. Here it is. It's called the poop knife. My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet. But everyone birds giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl, and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out hey. Can you give me the poop knife? I thought it was a standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward twenty-two. It's been a day or two between poops, and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had guests over because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it is the sideways one. So I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for the poop knife. My what? Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it, please. What the fuck is a poop knife? Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A dung divider? A guano what does that say? Guano Glave? I don't know what the heck that is. I explain what it is and what and why I want it. He starts giggling, then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives. It was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bull bowels. Fuck my life. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes, so she will be getting her own utility knife now. Edit. Common question Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer we only had one poop knife and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn't have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn't. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife. Some the first comment, a true classic. Every time. Every time I hear that story, I'm just so appalled. I just a dung divider. Yeah. Did they c did they clean it out? They just let poop just harden on there every time? I feel like I know this person because I've seen a TikTok before of this lady who is like. They don't flush their toilet. They only flush it like once a month, I think. Do you remember that lady? Like the l like the people, the the money saver people. Yeah. Who share the same shampoo like Let me get your shampoo and put it in mine. We'll shower together. no, they they don't flush. They only flush like once a month. And this lady literally had a poop knife and I'm like, my god, I've heard that story before. There's another person that has a poop knife that I know about. And then this lady has a poop knife, so I'm like, my gosh, it must be getting popular out there. People must just be starting to make their own poop knives. They must have big turds that they lay, must be genetic. I don't know. I just I don't believe it. Lay offs a Taco Bell. I don't believe it. How Okay. One, yes, why do you only have one knife? And how do you clean it afterwards? That's what I really need to know. And second, that lady that you were just talking about. I mean maybe they don't put the paper in there. Maybe it's once a week. I don't know, but what it's definitely once a month. mean I could see like a like a five gallon bucket, but toilets aren't that big. Yeah, why don't they just get a compost toilet if they're that concerned about it? Or you know those toilets that literally like burn the stuff? Yes. We actually had a customer who called me called us and a was asking if we work on what was it, incinerating toilets. I had no idea what that even was. Well apparently it burns at a certain temperature all of the feces and it just evaporates. Just burns it. And then it's gone. Now they say cow dung is bad for the environment. Imagine that. Sick. Burning a bunch of that sounds like some medieval time stuff. Like who and they were actually they said that it's normal in like RVs or something? I guess that would make sense. Was that what he was calling about? I can't remember. Just said Port Townsend to be honest. Yeah, it must be by the paper mill. Yeah, maybe. Maybe that's actually why it smells so bad. It's because they're toilet. They're incinerating toilet. Why the paper mill smells? I don't know. I don't know, but I blended this weekend for we got a ninja slushy and we were making daiquiries and pina coladas. And I was blending we had to make our own strawberry puree, which consists of cut up strawberries, some sugar, and lime juice. And I was making my own and I blended it and it literally smelt like rotten eggs, like hard boiled, fresh, freshly boiled eggs. When I opened up the blender lid, and I was like, pew, tanner. And he's like, What? And I'm like, Did you just shit your s your frickin' pants? And he's like, No, what are you talking about? I'm like, Dude, smell this. And he smelt it and he didn't smell it. So then I like put the lid back on and I blended it again. And then I gave it to him to have him open it and he smelt it. He's like, I don't know why it smells like that. So if anyone knows why it would have smelt like that, it was so bizarre. That is so weird. I have n like, shouldn't it just be strawberries? Yeah. Next time we'll just cook them on the stove with sugar. It was so gross. No, we got our own puree. We got we Amazon some puree. Plus, I'm never putting lime juice in a strawberry daiquiri ever again. It was so tart and sour and was not sweet at all and did not taste like strawberries at all. It was bad. Yeah. That's why I say just put it on the stove. Yeah. That's Kevin, come here. Kevin, let's say bye-bye. Come here. Come here, Kev. Kiv. There he goes. Okay, so just a reminder, don't forget to go to our Google form and put your drama in there. 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