Latest / Vanity Farah with Chris Farah / 90 Day Fiancé- Before the 90 Days Season 8 Episode 7 "Brace for Impact" with Emily Towers
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Hi there, my name is Chris Fair. Welcome back to
- 0:06Speaker 1: Vanity Farrah with Chris farrahs me. Hi, so many Farahs
- 0:09Speaker 1: in one sentence? What I do that to myself?
- 0:11Speaker 2: Hi, welcome.
- 0:12Speaker 1: I'm so excited. It's a special episode for so many reasons.
- 0:16Speaker 1: But let's get into ama docket. It's ninety Day Fiance.
- 0:20Speaker 1: It's a recap of Before the ninety Days season eight,
- 0:22Speaker 1: episode seven, Brace for Impact, and today I have a
- 0:26Speaker 1: very special guest who's a friend and also like very funny, hilarious,
- 0:33Speaker 1: absolutely like Jim of a person just happens to be
- 0:36Speaker 1: like a prolific successful TV writer. She's a non family
- 0:40Speaker 1: guy and just like you know, animal control, just like
- 0:43Speaker 1: you know, kind of big deals. So here's the things.
- 0:46Speaker 1: She's also cool as fuck. So I'm so excited for
- 0:50Speaker 1: all of those reasons, and on top of it, she
- 0:52Speaker 1: loves the show, knows the show intrinsically. So please put
- 0:57Speaker 1: your hands together for me, and I guessed as I
- 1:01Speaker 1: do it.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Emily Towers, Hi, I'm.
- 1:05Speaker 3: So happy to be here, honored, privileged to be here.
- 1:09Speaker 3: This is all I've ever wanted to talk about the show.
- 1:11Speaker 3: You and I see each other, we talk about the
- 1:13Speaker 3: show anytime we see each other. I feel like I
- 1:17Speaker 3: started watching it with friends and like people and then
- 1:21Speaker 3: and like now i watch it in a little tiny
- 1:24Speaker 3: vacuum and I'm like so excited to talk to you.
- 1:27Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing.
- 1:30Speaker 1: Obviously we're talking about maybe one season of one thing,
- 1:33Speaker 1: but we can touch on everything and we will, you know,
- 1:36Speaker 1: like you can jump around and I mean you know
- 1:38Speaker 1: that you know me, so I don't mind it. I
- 1:41Speaker 1: have notes for this episode, but yeah, give me every
- 1:44Speaker 1: thing that you need to, like, you know, cross reference
- 1:47Speaker 1: or whatever, like because obviously there are familiar themes and
- 1:50Speaker 1: tropes and people bring up similarities.
- 1:53Speaker 3: Right yes, oh yes, at this point, we have seen
- 1:57Speaker 3: some of these relationships, uh come and go, like we know,
- 2:03Speaker 3: we know the style, we know what's going on in Nigeria,
- 2:06Speaker 3: we know what's going on, we know what's going on
- 2:09Speaker 3: in the Philippines, like we've but it's always different and
- 2:11Speaker 3: it's always thrilling and exciting. I know.
- 2:15Speaker 1: So instead of wanting to smoke real cigarettes, Lisa wants
- 2:18Speaker 1: to be in Nigeria and some vape.
- 2:22Speaker 3: Or like black tar looking like giant, like it was
- 2:29Speaker 3: wild and we hadn't seen it before, right, have we
- 2:31Speaker 3: seen not in that level.
- 2:33Speaker 2: She had somehow kept that undercover with faith and.
- 2:37Speaker 3: On the plane, because I don't think she bought it there.
- 2:40Speaker 1: You know, here's the thing. Yeah, Like, if it's nicotine,
- 2:43Speaker 1: she can, right, she just can't. If it's a carry on,
- 2:47Speaker 1: she can bring nicotine, right.
- 2:48Speaker 3: I guess. So, I guess so, But I don't think
- 2:50Speaker 3: it's the nicotine. It's like the batteries of these shady
- 2:54Speaker 3: giant vapes that the planes are, like you have having
- 2:58Speaker 3: your carry on. But she probably didn't you And I
- 3:00Speaker 3: was like, yeah, here it is, it's fine, I need it.
- 3:04Speaker 3: She did.
- 3:06Speaker 1: She did. When someone says they need a smoke, it's
- 3:10Speaker 1: almost like I don't. I mean, I believe them.
- 3:15Speaker 3: And she's in the most stressful situations that exists. I
- 3:21Speaker 3: just didn't wasn't aware it. So I guess she smokes
- 3:23Speaker 3: like cigarettes. But here she's like, I just I need
- 3:25Speaker 3: a babe. I need a babe right now. This is
- 3:27Speaker 3: a lot. And I didn't expect to see her with
- 3:30Speaker 3: one of those gi giangantic like little like bricks such
- 3:36Speaker 3: early two thousands.
- 3:38Speaker 1: With like enough smoke that you would think it's one
- 3:40Speaker 1: of those hookah things, you know, like it's going to
- 3:42Speaker 1: come out smelling like strawberry pineapple or something, you know,
- 3:45Speaker 1: where you're just like, I mean, it's not even normal.
- 3:49Speaker 1: It's like it feels like it's made for that. But okay,
- 3:52Speaker 1: it's the next morning. And then we realized, you know,
- 3:57Speaker 1: a couple of things. She had come in with that
- 4:00Speaker 1: red number. He had the reaction he did, which is
- 4:04Speaker 1: that he was too tired, didn't want to shower with her,
- 4:06Speaker 1: you know, like you know, it wasn't he had given
- 4:08Speaker 1: some faces.
- 4:09Speaker 2: And then we get a play by play by her.
- 4:12Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a script. The most detail, the best
- 4:18Speaker 3: part is the detail she gave us.
- 4:22Speaker 1: She knew and every moment she had to make mental
- 4:25Speaker 1: note to talk about it. So she's like, okay, so
- 4:27Speaker 1: the first time, Yeah, he couldn't. He just he couldn't
- 4:30Speaker 1: get it hard or I think he couldn't come. He couldn't.
- 4:33Speaker 1: It wasn't hard or come. I couldn't even feel it.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I couldn't tell because they bleeped it.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Did she say that I I was wet or I
- 4:44Speaker 3: wasn't wet, so it wasn't good, Like she was like,
- 4:47Speaker 3: he couldn't get it up, and then I was bleep,
- 4:52Speaker 3: and so it wasn't quite sex like we tried, like
- 4:56Speaker 3: I couldn't hear.
- 4:59Speaker 1: I said, yeah, gramp, because of course, yeah, I don't
- 5:01Speaker 1: know if that because we're talking two things. Obviously, there
- 5:04Speaker 1: was the night before that is one event, and the
- 5:06Speaker 1: night after. In the morning after, I have a different situation.
- 5:08Speaker 1: The morning after is when she's like it was so different.
- 5:12Speaker 1: You were so big that it was like you were
- 5:14Speaker 1: so erect that like it was big and too painful.
- 5:17Speaker 1: And then yeah, she was like it was too painful.
- 5:19Speaker 1: And then I'm assuming that also means that she probably
- 5:22Speaker 1: was also, you know, some series of not wed enough
- 5:25Speaker 1: is what I'm doing.
- 5:26Speaker 3: Yes, well, and this is her first time with a man.
- 5:27Speaker 1: And one man and but it didn't work, just like
- 5:30Speaker 1: riding a bike. No, because yeah, but you know, she
- 5:33Speaker 1: loosens up quite fast. She says, she accommodates.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Well, it's twenty years, Like your body's different. She's a
- 5:41Speaker 3: penis and her body is gonna it's probably gonna be
- 5:44Speaker 3: a different ball game. How much younger is Daniel.
- 5:47Speaker 1: In her Uh, he's thirty nine. I want to say
- 5:51Speaker 1: he's thirty nine or something like that.
- 5:53Speaker 3: Dan, you can't get it. He's a handsome.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Yeah he can't kiss to save his life.
- 5:59Speaker 3: No, no, no, but he is all these are one
- 6:02Speaker 3: of my most favorite things. Is like what uh? That
- 6:07Speaker 3: was wild? And I'm like, who is this for? Is
- 6:10Speaker 3: this to a sure? Incredible? I know, like incredible. I
- 6:17Speaker 3: just a fly on the wall, like I this is
- 6:19Speaker 3: why this is the epitome while of the show is
- 6:22Speaker 3: because like this is a different situation that does not exist.
- 6:25Speaker 3: It's like he's like, I'm going to go all in
- 6:28Speaker 3: because I need this to work and I will be available.
- 6:33Speaker 3: I think. Didn't he say I will shower later? Or
- 6:37Speaker 3: he's like, how about you you take a shower and
- 6:39Speaker 3: I'm going to shower later.
- 6:41Speaker 1: No, he wanted to take a shower and then she said, oh,
- 6:44Speaker 1: do you want me to take a shower with you?
- 6:45Speaker 1: He's like, no, you do it later.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Which can you mean, slash? I don't know. I'm coming
- 6:53Speaker 3: off a long flight, like maybe the first shower I want.
- 6:57Speaker 1: She's the one coming off the life. She's the one.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Oh right, he's the one that's like, I don't want
- 7:03Speaker 1: to shower with you. She should be right. I would
- 7:07Speaker 1: give me in that shower. There was only one wipe, Honey,
- 7:10Speaker 1: I had only one white left in the packet. And
- 7:13Speaker 1: then so you saw I use that one wipe on
- 7:15Speaker 1: both pits and that and went oppened into my butt
- 7:19Speaker 1: with it like one wipe, and so like you know.
- 7:22Speaker 3: And the strap is bra. The brale the worst idea
- 7:26Speaker 3: I've ever heard of, the worst and the most unnecessary thing.
- 7:30Speaker 3: You could bathe yourself in a bathroom stall, but you
- 7:33Speaker 3: can't wear a strap. You can't wear a full bra
- 7:35Speaker 3: on a plane and then switch into when you get anywhere,
- 7:41Speaker 3: literally in your seat. That was wild. I had taken
- 7:46Speaker 3: aback by a strap bra airplane. So she doesn't make
- 7:48Speaker 3: the best she does, and she wore the wig on
- 7:51Speaker 3: the plane, like all the things that like she probably
- 7:53Speaker 3: kind of didn't have to do. She was going to
- 7:55Speaker 3: do this entire makeover in the stall, as we've seen before,
- 8:00Speaker 3: but that's an older episode.
- 8:02Speaker 1: Here's a question though, Yeah, what was going to happen
- 8:05Speaker 1: to the wig if he said, yeah, get in the
- 8:07Speaker 1: shower with me.
- 8:09Speaker 3: That's a great question because we learned that he knows
- 8:13Speaker 3: she doesn't normally, but she like saw her in her
- 8:14Speaker 3: once and was like, yeah, I like that, and she
- 8:17Speaker 3: was like, great, it doesn't come off. I don't know,
- 8:19Speaker 3: I would guess she keeps it on tries not to
- 8:22Speaker 3: get away. That's my theory.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Why is it as tries to not get puts it
- 8:28Speaker 1: in a shower cap, one of the hotel shower caps,
- 8:30Speaker 1: you know, like they're just not going to do anything
- 8:32Speaker 1: in that wig. It's like, you know, Emma and her,
- 8:34Speaker 1: they're her wig would break through one of those shower caps,
- 8:37Speaker 1: like my virginity, you know, like my hymen, you know,
- 8:39Speaker 1: just like Jesus, you know, it's gone.
- 8:43Speaker 2: So she is just like, you have the nicest ass
- 8:45Speaker 2: I've ever seen.
- 8:47Speaker 1: He's like, I'm blushing and she's like, and I also
- 8:50Speaker 1: love your dimples. And there was a one more thing
- 8:53Speaker 1: I love. And we're like, oh Jesus. And he's like,
- 8:56Speaker 1: she's like your belly.
- 8:57Speaker 3: Button, Oh that's right. And she's like it's an audi.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Oh everything is new again. Or her she's like, men, men.
- 9:11Speaker 3: Weird, No, I can't. There's like a weird there's an
- 9:15Speaker 3: old snl with like a super oudy belly button and
- 9:17Speaker 3: that's all I think of. It looks like a hot
- 9:20Speaker 3: dog sticking out of a belly. But I thought I
- 9:24Speaker 3: caught that as like the strangest thing is she does
- 9:27Speaker 3: she really love it? Is she scraping the barrel? Is
- 9:30Speaker 3: she filling the silence? Or was she really down with
- 9:35Speaker 3: this belly ben?
- 9:37Speaker 1: Is she afraid of his d so she didn't want
- 9:39Speaker 1: to say that totally. Yes, yes, so uh yeah. So
- 9:47Speaker 1: at the say, you decide to go to a little
- 9:49Speaker 1: market and this is a weird also just dumb exchange,
- 9:52Speaker 1: and it was like, hated so much, and I wonder
- 9:54Speaker 1: if you picked up on an MLI. She's through driving
- 9:56Speaker 1: there and she sees a taxi and she's like, oh, oh,
- 9:59Speaker 1: what's the word for taxi? And then he says something, okay,
- 10:03Speaker 1: let's just okay, I'm not going bad da da And
- 10:05Speaker 1: then she's like ba da da da. He's like, but no,
- 10:06Speaker 1: da da da and he's and then he's like yeah,
- 10:09Speaker 1: She's like and what is that the.
- 10:10Speaker 3: Word for it?
- 10:12Speaker 2: And he's like, ta taxi taxi?
- 10:17Speaker 3: I did I did catch that? That was great? That
- 10:20Speaker 3: was great?
- 10:22Speaker 1: What do you make of that? That just the she
- 10:27Speaker 1: just got distracted by having to say it that she
- 10:29Speaker 1: forgot what they were talking about.
- 10:30Speaker 3: Right well, And I would never do I think I
- 10:33Speaker 3: would say this in her defense. I feel like so
- 10:35Speaker 3: many places you go internationally it is taxi right, right,
- 10:40Speaker 3: but I guess she was hunting for just trying to
- 10:43Speaker 3: engage with this man, Like she's just trying to engage
- 10:48Speaker 3: with this man and not thinking that's what that's my read.
- 10:52Speaker 3: This woman is so out of her helment so in overhead,
- 10:56Speaker 3: but it sounds like this is what she does. This
- 10:59Speaker 3: is exactly. This has not happened before.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Yeah, oh absolutely, but I just I know that that's
- 11:08Speaker 1: so dumb to me. It's so funny to me, Like
- 11:11Speaker 1: I am mad about it, but like it is just
- 11:14Speaker 1: like one of those things where I'm like, if this
- 11:17Speaker 1: is in the episode to speA because of producers or
- 11:19Speaker 1: in the editor, is like, someone's gonna enjoy this very much.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Her name is Chris. So basically at this point, she
- 11:26Speaker 1: goes to a market and she has a full chicken meltdown,
- 11:30Speaker 1: just like Grenade did spelled r A Y n E.
- 11:34Speaker 1: You know, like I don't know if sisters, but she
- 11:37Speaker 1: was like, I raise chickens. They had their own small
- 11:40Speaker 1: TV and an old small VCR where they would play
- 11:42Speaker 1: their own versions of Beaches over and over again, Chicken
- 11:45Speaker 1: Beaches with a chicken version of beat Middler. You know,
- 11:48Speaker 1: you're just like what I.
- 11:49Speaker 3: Need to see this. I need to see the chickens
- 11:51Speaker 3: watching TV. Is it like like a small actual TV?
- 11:55Speaker 3: Was it a tiny little chicken sized TV? And he
- 11:58Speaker 3: goes your chicken, her chickens. I's like yes, yeah, And
- 12:05Speaker 3: then she tried to give it to her. The lady
- 12:07Speaker 3: like tried to hand it to her in like a
- 12:09Speaker 3: way that someone who is giving poultry meat to someone
- 12:15Speaker 3: is like, take this chicken. You want to buy this chicken? Yeah?
- 12:18Speaker 3: That was wild. Love it. Love a market scene. It's
- 12:24Speaker 3: just like Noah, I love it. And then the vendor
- 12:27Speaker 3: is always so perplexed, so perplexed, doesn't understand anything. What
- 12:32Speaker 3: is happening? Are you going to buy this chicken? Is
- 12:34Speaker 3: she going to buy this chicken? Yeah?
- 12:36Speaker 1: Why are you acting weird like I'm doing something wrong
- 12:38Speaker 1: when I'm just passing it to you?
- 12:40Speaker 3: Oh?
- 12:41Speaker 2: I often like, you know how dog?
- 12:43Speaker 1: But you know how? Dogs pick up dogs by the
- 12:45Speaker 1: like the nape of their necks, and like some people
- 12:47Speaker 1: like try and pretend to do that with whatever, and
- 12:49Speaker 1: I can't even do that, Like I can only pick
- 12:51Speaker 1: up animals with such reverence. I'm like, yes, everything is
- 12:55Speaker 1: like a little baby duck.
- 12:56Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying yes, yeah, like a kitten,
- 12:59Speaker 3: like I'm on my kitten and a mouth. Yeah, that's
- 13:01Speaker 3: how they handed it to her, and she was also perplexed. Yeah,
- 13:04Speaker 3: it's always I just love the the like lack of
- 13:07Speaker 3: research any white woman does before she goes to any
- 13:11Speaker 3: of these places.
- 13:14Speaker 1: They all yeah, they all expect to be told like
- 13:17Speaker 1: they don't, for some reason, ask for a lesson. Doesn't
- 13:19Speaker 1: seem that they were, like I don't they ask for
- 13:21Speaker 1: like a certain like learning annex just like recap or whatever.
- 13:23Speaker 1: But they are always so so expectant that they would
- 13:28Speaker 1: be told every single detail they might possibly want to know.
- 13:33Speaker 1: And only I find that crazy because I feel like
- 13:35Speaker 1: a lot of my anxiety is asking or wanting to
- 13:38Speaker 1: know every possible detail so that I can hyper control
- 13:41Speaker 1: my situations. But I think that like you have to
- 13:45Speaker 1: really lean into a certain amount of trust and not
- 13:47Speaker 1: to do the opposite, And I'll never.
- 13:48Speaker 3: Have that or naivete or stupidity, because literally you can
- 13:53Speaker 3: figure out anything now with the clickup, you can ask
- 13:56Speaker 3: your phone literally anything. But I always come when I
- 14:00Speaker 3: see these scenes, I'm always like, did you watch the
- 14:03Speaker 3: show before you sign the insane contract to be on it.
- 14:07Speaker 3: Have you seen the show before? No, I guess not.
- 14:12Speaker 3: I wonder if that's a prerequisite for casting as well.
- 14:15Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, and you haven't watched this, right, Yeah,
- 14:20Speaker 1: it's almost like when you have to be on a
- 14:21Speaker 1: jury and not know anyone, you know, Yeah, perfect, great,
- 14:29Speaker 1: Yeah to keep doing the show though, because a lot
- 14:32Speaker 1: of people, yeah.
- 14:35Speaker 3: Well they and I feel like the people absolutely haven't
- 14:38Speaker 3: watched it, and I'm always like perplexed that they find
- 14:42Speaker 3: people who haven't watched the show.
- 14:44Speaker 1: I wonder if Nikki did. I. I think that mean,
- 14:47Speaker 1: I don't know. I can look back and maybe see
- 14:49Speaker 1: some But she basically is also she gets a bomb dropped,
- 14:54Speaker 1: which is that she has to get a blessing from
- 14:57Speaker 1: his uncle in lieu of his dad. His dad's sick,
- 15:01Speaker 1: so Dad's gonna call a uncle and the kuncle's film
- 15:03Speaker 1: the dad and talk about stuff. And she's like, oh,
- 15:05Speaker 1: I already met the uncle. He loves me. And he's like, no,
- 15:08Speaker 1: that wasn't the blessing. That was just like him being
- 15:10Speaker 1: cool and like showing up being one of the dancers,
- 15:12Speaker 1: you know. Like she she's like, oh no, and he's
- 15:15Speaker 1: like you have to like also like get some you know,
- 15:17Speaker 1: traditional igboo culture where and so she goes to a
- 15:22Speaker 1: place they this one woman is like, oh easy, everybody
- 15:25Speaker 1: do this turban and you're gonna like practice with this thing.
- 15:27Speaker 2: Just I'm gonna do it on you. You'll know how
- 15:29Speaker 2: to do it.
- 15:29Speaker 3: Now.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I'm on her side because I'm like,
- 15:31Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're doing. There is no mirror,
- 15:33Speaker 1: I can't see it, and no I will not okay.
- 15:36Speaker 1: And she's also like, I have a wig. And then
- 15:38Speaker 1: on top of that, like that's they're gonna just like
- 15:41Speaker 1: give her a piece of fabric and then they're like,
- 15:43Speaker 1: we're gonna wrap something around. Now this part's a little murky,
- 15:45Speaker 1: but basically it feels like the woman's like, yes, we'll
- 15:48Speaker 1: have to get two pieces. And then she's like because
- 15:51Speaker 1: I'm fat, because I'm fat, because I'm fat. Now to me,
- 15:53Speaker 1: it wasn't Daniel that said He's like, no, baby, no,
- 15:56Speaker 1: But it does feel like maybe she is saying that
- 16:00Speaker 1: maybe there is one piece, and then she knows one
- 16:03Speaker 1: Sometimes most people need two pieces. Are people that might
- 16:06Speaker 1: need three, So you just get how many swaths. She
- 16:08Speaker 1: looks like a two person's two swath lady I don't know, and.
- 16:12Speaker 3: A language barrier where it's like I know one word
- 16:14Speaker 3: for a larger woman and it is fat and she
- 16:18Speaker 3: said it to her right and she was just so
- 16:19Speaker 3: taken aback, and it's like, again, I think this is
- 16:22Speaker 3: the only way that this woman conveys we're going to
- 16:25Speaker 3: need two pieces even though they're all safe and sizes
- 16:28Speaker 3: of women, and we're gonna need more. But I always
- 16:31Speaker 3: find those. That's like for me to dress up, I'm
- 16:33Speaker 3: like so excited and I get to wear something new
- 16:36Speaker 3: and something beautiful. But the head piece, did you hear
- 16:39Speaker 3: it against the mic? It sounded like it was not
- 16:42Speaker 3: like a regular fabric. It sounded like crepe paper or
- 16:46Speaker 3: something like. It was incredibly stiff, and like she was like, maybe, yeah,
- 16:52Speaker 3: you just do this, and I'm I'm on her side too,
- 16:55Speaker 3: because it was like I can't see what you're doing
- 16:57Speaker 3: and it looked quite I mean intric Yeah, it was like, uh, intricate, yes,
- 17:03Speaker 3: And to keep it to stay and all of that,
- 17:05Speaker 3: I hear you it was.
- 17:07Speaker 1: And not just respect the culture, you know, because here
- 17:09Speaker 1: you know, I mean not to show up with like
- 17:11Speaker 1: a mop on your head and be like I tried
- 17:13Speaker 1: you know, like you I would little make No, you're
- 17:14Speaker 1: gonna have to I mean this posession. Yeah, give me
- 17:18Speaker 1: someone you're to come to someone's gonna have to come
- 17:20Speaker 1: to my place for staying and do it for me.
- 17:22Speaker 1: I'll pay him whatever it is, like, want her to
- 17:25Speaker 1: go through we gotta yeah, come on, yeah, I mean okay,
- 17:30Speaker 1: So she after this moment, gets very upset. Okay, And
- 17:34Speaker 1: so that's when she runs out and she you know,
- 17:37Speaker 1: dragons down babe.
- 17:39Speaker 2: You know, she just like she's huffing. She's puffing. She
- 17:42Speaker 2: is just like the.
- 17:48Speaker 3: Face off like Vader.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so upset, you know, she's she's she's been
- 18:00Speaker 1: having like panic attacks.
- 18:01Speaker 2: This is the third one.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Yes, she already had two panic attacks, one like when
- 18:06Speaker 1: he was going to see her, one when after his
- 18:09Speaker 1: mood change in the hotel. This is now number.
- 18:12Speaker 3: Three, you know, right when he wouldn't take a shower.
- 18:15Speaker 3: She and like I it was crazy. But I also
- 18:18Speaker 3: see her in like one little thing. It's like, is
- 18:20Speaker 3: this over? He hates me? I should have come here,
- 18:24Speaker 3: Get me out of here.
- 18:25Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just spiraling. She's just spiraling.
- 18:30Speaker 3: So vape it up. That'll help, truly.
- 18:33Speaker 1: Also, some palm wine. So yeah, he takes her to
- 18:36Speaker 1: this beautiful restaurant with some palm wine and some fu fu,
- 18:41Speaker 1: which is some fermented kasava ruthe. This one's pounded. He
- 18:45Speaker 1: was excited about that. It was some oha soup. And
- 18:49Speaker 1: she was so excited about the oha soup because she
- 18:52Speaker 1: did some she did some research. She had looked at
- 18:54Speaker 1: some YouTube videos and she watched people do it, and
- 18:56Speaker 1: so she thought she was like good, but unfortunately there's
- 19:01Speaker 1: like even more nuance to it, and he is hyper.
- 19:04Speaker 3: I'm so proud of her. I was like, this is
- 19:06Speaker 3: a lot for someone on this show, Like she at
- 19:09Speaker 3: least watched a YouTube about how to eat the ball.
- 19:14Speaker 1: This is they're back and forth that I found so
- 19:19Speaker 1: funny Emily that I recorded it. It's when he is
- 19:22Speaker 1: trying to tell her how to say I think the
- 19:27Speaker 1: palm one and uh and listen. The way that it
- 19:32Speaker 1: sounds is just not something native for her to be
- 19:35Speaker 1: able to say. And she does her absolute best bet
- 19:39Speaker 1: and it honestly, it's kind of good enough, and he
- 19:43Speaker 1: doesn't think it is. And I when she has her
- 19:46Speaker 1: melt that, I'm like, yeah, that's fine, just okay. I
- 19:49Speaker 1: don't know how to say move on. I mean, are
- 19:51Speaker 1: you really going to think right now, I'm gonna be
- 19:52Speaker 1: able to like make that sound like he does. But
- 19:55Speaker 1: it's the it's an it's like an N sound. So
- 20:01Speaker 1: there's a sound that is distinctly not English that is
- 20:06Speaker 1: such a beautiful, interesting sound that I hear in other languages,
- 20:09Speaker 1: not just his, Like, there's other languages where I can
- 20:11Speaker 1: hear this, and I'm like, oh my god, it's such
- 20:13Speaker 1: a different sounds. I love it so much. Okay, now
- 20:18Speaker 1: I'm just saying it over and over again here it is, okay.
- 20:22Speaker 3: Do you know.
- 20:26Speaker 4: I can't say that, my uncle.
- 20:35Speaker 1: I'll do one more time.
- 20:37Speaker 3: Do you know I can't say that?
- 20:42Speaker 4: What does it mean?
- 20:50Speaker 3: No? That's her way when she gets shut down it
- 20:54Speaker 3: and then he embarrasses her a little bit by being like, no,
- 20:57Speaker 3: it's not good, and she's like, step, I'm not saying
- 20:59Speaker 3: it anymore. I'm not doing this.
- 21:03Speaker 1: I've said it three times. I tried.
- 21:06Speaker 3: I tried it to me.
- 21:07Speaker 1: It sounds the exact same, So it literally sounds to
- 21:10Speaker 1: her like that he's fucking with her.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Yeah, she can't hear the difference.
- 21:15Speaker 1: One more soul like I mean, and I'm not She's
- 21:18Speaker 1: wrong there's obviously a difference, and he's right, but it's
- 21:21Speaker 1: just like how different they are that he's like, no, no, no, no,
- 21:23Speaker 1: I can't really get this woman to be like you know,
- 21:27Speaker 1: you know, yeah, like she's just going to really get
- 21:30Speaker 1: it in this moment over and over again, and it's like, no,
- 21:32Speaker 1: it's gonna it's going to take her six hundred and
- 21:36Speaker 1: forty seven thousand times to say it before before you
- 21:42Speaker 1: like it, and it's not gonna happen at this restaurant,
- 21:43Speaker 1: right right.
- 21:44Speaker 3: If you ever like it, and you ever like it
- 21:45Speaker 3: coming out of her mouth, like I think he's gonna
- 21:51Speaker 3: hold it over. This is his power, this is all
- 21:55Speaker 3: this is what he's got. But I think it's wild that,
- 21:58Speaker 3: I mean, her realizes she tried, and then it's just
- 22:01Speaker 3: like responsive, no, no, no, step it, step it, step it.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Not today. Just let me enjoy them. Let me enjoy
- 22:09Speaker 1: the uncle. Can I enjoy the uncle like I'd rather be?
- 22:13Speaker 3: When she dipped it and she rolled it and she
- 22:15Speaker 3: uses the hand and she was like look and he
- 22:17Speaker 3: was like and again, do it again? Roll it again?
- 22:21Speaker 3: When do you make it a ball again? Yeah?
- 22:24Speaker 1: She's like, it's it's a ball. I dip a whole
- 22:27Speaker 1: straight ball like you know. Yeah, he does seem a
- 22:29Speaker 1: little controlling, a little dominant, you know, like his.
- 22:33Speaker 2: Kisses are suspects.
- 22:34Speaker 1: And I've been saying that obviously, like he's so tongue
- 22:36Speaker 1: forward that I'm like, you know, what is his life?
- 22:39Speaker 1: He's he but he absolutely is Like she's obviously is off.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Like I said, she gets upset. She's up south there bathing.
- 22:45Speaker 1: He comes out and he's like, you know, Christians don't smoke,
- 22:48Speaker 1: and you said you're a Christian person in My uncle's
- 22:51Speaker 1: going to really ask you about that like those He's
- 22:55Speaker 1: going to make sure that you know you're a good
- 22:56Speaker 1: Christian woman. And she's well, Emily, you know is she?
- 23:03Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know the Nigerian Christian like I
- 23:06Speaker 3: don't know how strict we're going.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:09Speaker 3: He also gets on her about drinking, like good Christians
- 23:12Speaker 3: like don't drink and that's like Mormon, like you drink
- 23:14Speaker 3: wine sometimes it communion like what is zeal But then
- 23:20Speaker 3: he gives your palm wine and he's like one sip,
- 23:23Speaker 3: you're drunk. I remember. He's like you're I think you're drunk,
- 23:26Speaker 3: and she's like, I had one sip one sip, We'll
- 23:28Speaker 3: do it for our palm wine. And she did appear
- 23:31Speaker 3: drunk by the way, like a little bit, and I
- 23:34Speaker 3: don't think it's from the palm wine, but he was like,
- 23:36Speaker 3: I just wanted to show you that we have wine too.
- 23:39Speaker 3: So he's all over the map and he's one of
- 23:42Speaker 3: the right, like we have seen Nigerian men on the
- 23:45Speaker 3: show before, but he's I feel like, far older than
- 23:48Speaker 3: a lot of we usually have, like very young gentlemen.
- 23:52Speaker 3: And I'm just like, has he had a wife? Did
- 23:55Speaker 3: he had kids before? Like? What is his need here?
- 24:00Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
- 24:00Speaker 3: That is what this whole conversation like had me thinking,
- 24:06Speaker 3: what's your.
- 24:07Speaker 1: I could see him having I could see him having
- 24:10Speaker 1: already another.
- 24:11Speaker 3: Wife, like a whole family.
- 24:12Speaker 1: Yeah, And I could see him yeah, like because he
- 24:15Speaker 1: feels very like, you know, my way or the highway.
- 24:20Speaker 1: He's used to just barking orders and having someone like
- 24:23Speaker 1: very quickly deliver their best you know, shot at them.
- 24:28Speaker 1: And so she's not. And so when he starts to
- 24:30Speaker 1: be like, you're drunk, I think it's just literally because
- 24:33Speaker 1: he deciphers her indignance as being drunk behavior.
- 24:37Speaker 2: But she's just like, now, I don't want to, but
- 24:40Speaker 2: she's also you know, God bless.
- 24:41Speaker 1: You, you know, on or she's going through her own
- 24:44Speaker 1: whatever she's going sure, sure m hm. So I don't
- 24:48Speaker 1: if you're on the Reddit forums, but like you know,
- 24:51Speaker 1: everyone from her sister to faith her daughter has like
- 24:53Speaker 1: you know, posted about her and her mental healthcare and whatnot,
- 25:00Speaker 1: and it's just all there a lot or whatever.
- 25:02Speaker 3: So that exactly. Yeah, it's painful like that. She promised
- 25:05Speaker 3: her daughter all these things, and the second she gets
- 25:08Speaker 3: off the plane, this woman has like massive weaknesses.
- 25:12Speaker 1: She's got us that button works, that Audi belly button,
- 25:18Speaker 1: she loves that. She wants it, so let's go swimming
- 25:22Speaker 1: in it. She can't though it's a it's an Audie.
- 25:24Speaker 1: So it's just like you just kind of like pet it.
- 25:26Speaker 1: You know, you can go swimming in mine. Mine's an
- 25:28Speaker 1: any Mine's like a whole ass ocean. You know, you
- 25:30Speaker 1: can do so much water can send in my belly button.
- 25:33Speaker 3: There you go, And there's probably a Nigerian man out
- 25:37Speaker 3: there who's like, I just want that deep deep belly.
- 25:41Speaker 1: Button mm hmmmm hmmm. Kind where she has like she
- 25:44Speaker 1: cleans it out with Q tips.
- 25:45Speaker 3: You know, the lint, the laundry lint.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, yeah, no she doesn't. She makes sure to
- 25:51Speaker 1: get everything out because if you don't, you know, all
- 25:53Speaker 1: health can break loose. Yeah, I love you so much. Yeah,
- 25:59Speaker 1: so basically I just loved just how much.
- 26:04Speaker 2: Yes, she doesn't have food. So this is I want
- 26:08Speaker 2: to say this.
- 26:09Speaker 1: There's a still I took where it's she's saying, he's
- 26:11Speaker 1: everything I could have dreamed about, except he doesn't have
- 26:15Speaker 1: Now this is the captions that a computer is doing.
- 26:20Speaker 1: I swear to God that she said boobs. I think
- 26:25Speaker 1: she said he's everything I could ever want, except he
- 26:29Speaker 1: doesn't have boobs.
- 26:30Speaker 3: But the AI has taken over the and they don't
- 26:34Speaker 3: get it right every time. That makes a lot of sense.
- 26:37Speaker 1: For her food, you get your own food. You've already
- 26:41Speaker 1: had food. I mean, she has food, you know, like
- 26:43Speaker 1: you know, she just wants another pair of she wants
- 26:45Speaker 1: she wants that ass, that dick, that belly button to boobs, Yeah,
- 26:51Speaker 1: pair of boobs.
- 26:53Speaker 3: Yeah, like she is a lesbian or pan.
- 26:56Speaker 1: You know or pan.
- 27:00Speaker 3: Someone's gotten her, yeah, you know, across the country.
- 27:04Speaker 1: Honey, I wish the best for her. This is not it, though,
- 27:07Speaker 1: So basically let's move on to Sena and Forrest opens
- 27:12Speaker 1: on some yummy ice cream and a trike honey and
- 27:15Speaker 1: brought me back to the good old days.
- 27:17Speaker 3: This is one of my favorites. That's happening a current season.
- 27:21Speaker 1: Yeah, they get into this trike honey and they squish
- 27:25Speaker 1: in and he says it's like a can of sardines. One,
- 27:28Speaker 1: but also two. He doesn't mind the fact that, like
- 27:32Speaker 1: she has to push her whole body against him.
- 27:35Speaker 3: He said that, He's like, I, this is like uncomfortable,
- 27:39Speaker 3: and you know, it's cute, but also she's pressing into
- 27:43Speaker 3: me like so hard. I heard it as a complaint.
- 27:46Speaker 3: And then I looked at that in that picture you
- 27:48Speaker 3: just showed it. I'm like, you're kind of lying on her, well,
- 27:53Speaker 3: like she's sort of taking your weight if I can
- 27:57Speaker 3: in that in that setup, he.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Looks, Yeah, he should have. Yeah, he should have put
- 28:02Speaker 1: that shoulder behind her. That whole arm should be like
- 28:06Speaker 1: a Danny Zuko arm all around her. Yeah, yeah, around her.
- 28:10Speaker 1: Be so much more comfortable for him. And then she
- 28:12Speaker 1: would be laying on him and then he would get
- 28:15Speaker 1: you know, he would get some body yaddi yadi. He
- 28:19Speaker 1: there'd be skin contact, you know, he could and well,
- 28:23Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe that other maybe that other arm
- 28:25Speaker 1: could be like touching I don't know, her thigh or something.
- 28:28Speaker 3: He'd probably had an erection, oh so hard.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Like yeah, at that point the tri they yeah, no.
- 28:37Speaker 3: They still haven't. Okay, so they're both virgins.
- 28:40Speaker 1: I think that they are both still virgins because they
- 28:42Speaker 1: are waiting for Molly to not be in the same place.
- 28:47Speaker 1: But now I think they are. But now are they
- 28:49Speaker 1: going to their parents bed and breakfast?
- 28:52Speaker 3: Their parents gorgeous? Lie as hell that we learned about this,
- 28:59Speaker 3: So this is like, to me, it's like a Blumhouse movie,
- 29:02Speaker 3: this storyline. That's why I love it. I'm like, we're
- 29:07Speaker 3: going deeper and deeper and it doesn't make sense. And
- 29:10Speaker 3: is Sina gonna be like kisers? Like has Sheena been
- 29:14Speaker 3: the connecting tissue to all of this? She's the only
- 29:18Speaker 3: one making money. Oh, it's just I love it. I
- 29:22Speaker 3: mean I can't wait for next episode. But yes, as
- 29:24Speaker 3: they get closer and closer, because Forrest is like it's
- 29:29Speaker 3: blowing his mind. Everything he sees, it's blowing my mind.
- 29:35Speaker 3: They're kind, They're like they speak great English, Like yeah,
- 29:41Speaker 3: I was just like, what is this world? What's going on? Sheena?
- 29:46Speaker 3: Shea Gina, you have some explaining.
- 29:50Speaker 2: To do, Yeah, she does.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Yeah. It's funny because obviously, like Molly's big thing with
- 29:56Speaker 1: Sheena was like, why'd you lie? Like she's a liar
- 29:58Speaker 1: and we were all like.
- 29:59Speaker 3: No, she's not.
- 30:00Speaker 1: You don't understand like the obligation of this culture. And
- 30:04Speaker 1: then now we're like and now you know, literally out
- 30:06Speaker 1: of Sheena's mouth, she's like, she's worried that she she
- 30:10Speaker 1: said she said that she's worried because she hasn't been
- 30:12Speaker 1: honest about some things. And I'm like, oh, yeah, like
- 30:18Speaker 1: are you oh, you're like yeah, And this like airbend
- 30:23Speaker 1: B and B, Like it's so funny because it kind
- 30:24Speaker 1: of reminds me of like Forrest walking through and looking
- 30:26Speaker 1: at the pool and looking at the really cute swing
- 30:30Speaker 1: set or whatever. Like all of it almost is like,
- 30:32Speaker 1: you know, when reality show contestants go to the house
- 30:35Speaker 1: that they're gonna be living in for the first time
- 30:37Speaker 1: or whatever, and they're always like overwell, like they over
- 30:40Speaker 1: the top, like well, I can't believe it. He's having
- 30:43Speaker 1: kind of that reaction instead of instead of being overly
- 30:46Speaker 1: joyed about it, being like holy shit, I can't believe
- 30:49Speaker 1: how cool this is.
- 30:50Speaker 2: But I was lied to about what the fuck this is?
- 30:54Speaker 3: What does this mean?
- 30:55Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 30:57Speaker 3: It's all like you see in his head behind the eyes,
- 31:01Speaker 3: like it is all has my crazy mother been right?
- 31:05Speaker 3: What's going on? Sheena?
- 31:08Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 31:09Speaker 3: And then like when Sheena has been confronted, she sort
- 31:11Speaker 3: of just cries her way out of it, and I'm like,
- 31:14Speaker 3: Sheena alone, like, oh my gosh. But now I'm like,
- 31:19Speaker 3: does Sheina just like is it her worst fear ever
- 31:23Speaker 3: to like let anybody say no to anybody or like
- 31:27Speaker 3: let anyone down? Like it? Did I catch this? She
- 31:30Speaker 3: also diagnosed with autism. Have they said that?
- 31:33Speaker 2: Okay, this is why it's a little interesting.
- 31:35Speaker 1: They met in a neurodivergent group on Facebook.
- 31:38Speaker 3: Okay, so.
- 31:43Speaker 1: I can see.
- 31:47Speaker 2: I can sorry, I can see.
- 31:49Speaker 1: I can see how one can assume, you know, But at.
- 31:52Speaker 2: The same time it's not stated correct.
- 31:55Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and it and it's and I love them
- 31:58Speaker 3: and like as soon as we saw them to get
- 32:00Speaker 3: I was like, oh they found each other and this
- 32:02Speaker 3: is like beautiful and they're so alike. But now, you know,
- 32:07Speaker 3: like now I'm like thinking back, the camera's all over
- 32:10Speaker 3: his house to see when he comes and goes. The
- 32:13Speaker 3: fact that he is like on her time zone and stuff,
- 32:19Speaker 3: and yet everyone is so upset that he doesn't work.
- 32:24Speaker 3: But she kind of insists on this, I don't. It's
- 32:27Speaker 3: there's a lot of questions unanswered. Also, like he's like,
- 32:31Speaker 3: you know how I'm having this conversation right now. He's like,
- 32:35Speaker 3: I don't work because I can't really talk to people.
- 32:37Speaker 3: For example, I don I'm talking to you right now,
- 32:40Speaker 3: but it's really hard, it's really terrible.
- 32:43Speaker 2: They're like, if you can't.
- 32:45Speaker 3: Click in a spreadsheet, you know, you can't be clocking in. Yeah,
- 32:50Speaker 3: you can't be like identifying YouTube videos, like you have options, sir.
- 32:58Speaker 1: You know, I just didn't like talking to people and
- 33:00Speaker 1: found a whole ass doctor job.
- 33:03Speaker 3: Yeah, hell over your life.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, that's true, and she knows about Yeah.
- 33:09Speaker 1: The thing. The thing about Sheena, though, is it does
- 33:13Speaker 1: feel like Sheena. Both of them are afraid, like you said,
- 33:15Speaker 1: to talk to anyone, but Sina feels like she has
- 33:19Speaker 1: the propensity to be able to talk to Forest more
- 33:21Speaker 1: than anyone because she already sort of rules him, like
- 33:24Speaker 1: with the whole ring PAMs and stuff, Like there is
- 33:26Speaker 1: a little bit of a dominance to that or an
- 33:30Speaker 1: ownership to it, you know, like theree have hinted at
- 33:35Speaker 1: maybe like mild kink play, you know what I'm saying,
- 33:40Speaker 1: which I need to know so much more about or whatever,
- 33:43Speaker 1: and so all that to say, like what why would
- 33:45Speaker 1: she hide.
- 33:45Speaker 2: Certain things from Forrest?
- 33:47Speaker 1: Maybe? And maybe it's like, well, if you didn't meet him,
- 33:48Speaker 1: oh and then Emily, let me just tell you this, honey.
- 33:52Speaker 1: The Reddit streets are saying that there are pictures from
- 33:56Speaker 1: them possibly having met in twenty nineteen. People are confused,
- 34:04Speaker 1: you know, So I don't know what's right, what's wrong?
- 34:07Speaker 1: What's ai? What's a no?
- 34:09Speaker 3: You know, like two of them. There is some like
- 34:12Speaker 3: deeper stuff going on, I think, but I don't understand
- 34:17Speaker 3: how he is giving he has been giving money to her, right, No,
- 34:23Speaker 3: I thought he was giving her like some disability or like.
- 34:26Speaker 1: He lives off disability. He lives off disability in America.
- 34:30Speaker 1: But he I don't think that he like I have
- 34:32Speaker 1: not assumed that any of the money that was in
- 34:35Speaker 1: the savings account that we're talking about was ever from him.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Got it?
- 34:39Speaker 3: Because it's all all the angriness from the mom is
- 34:42Speaker 3: about how the money her money is taken away by
- 34:47Speaker 3: her parents or something.
- 34:49Speaker 1: Yeah, how like she keeps lying and saying that they're
- 34:52Speaker 1: going to be together. But every time, like you know,
- 34:55Speaker 1: she's supposedly like has raided funds, it's you know, it
- 35:01Speaker 1: pucked up in some way, and so yeah yeah, yeah,
- 35:06Speaker 1: yeah that like they needed funds work. It was like decrepit.
- 35:08Speaker 1: And now they're like, oh, it's because what you wanted
- 35:10Speaker 1: to put a pool in there, and you.
- 35:12Speaker 2: Wouldn't let us stay here? Oh sheina, And now they can,
- 35:18Speaker 2: I guess now shea. I mean yeah, now they can.
- 35:21Speaker 3: But yeah, and they had to travel, I mean next steps.
- 35:24Speaker 3: I'm like very excited because Molly's going to come in
- 35:26Speaker 3: there and try and get to the bottom of it.
- 35:30Speaker 3: And I yeah, she's has all kinds of red flies.
- 35:32Speaker 3: That mom and the sex stuff and the like makes
- 35:36Speaker 3: me crazy. However, yeah, what the fuck is going on?
- 35:42Speaker 3: See how the airbnb?
- 35:44Speaker 1: I can't wait because obviously I think that this airbnb
- 35:47Speaker 1: is going to like, you know, get a lot of
- 35:48Speaker 1: play now that it's been on TV. And I think
- 35:50Speaker 1: the parents know that too, So at dinner, they're all
- 35:52Speaker 1: like making you know, like the best yummiest looks, like
- 35:55Speaker 1: fried chicken or like you know, grilled chicken, grilled pork. Yeah,
- 35:58Speaker 1: and here's some fucking fresh fruit. Oh my, the fruit
- 36:00Speaker 1: looks so good. Just the yellowest, goldenest pineapple. I mean,
- 36:05Speaker 1: you're just like we're my Hawaii's is the beginning.
- 36:07Speaker 3: The lighting at their dinner like alone, I'm like, is
- 36:10Speaker 3: this wh lotus? Like they're sitting around a beautiful like
- 36:12Speaker 3: open air, like this is beautiful.
- 36:16Speaker 1: Yep, take me there right?
- 36:17Speaker 3: Did you take me there up here? Yeah?
- 36:20Speaker 1: Give me a candle light, give me outside, you know,
- 36:22Speaker 1: like I'm sec of this life. Give me I want
- 36:25Speaker 1: grilled chicken. So the parents are like, so, yeah, you
- 36:30Speaker 1: know you don't. You need to get some funds together.
- 36:32Speaker 1: That's what your job is is you're as you can't
- 36:34Speaker 1: just take her daughter, as you know, you need money
- 36:36Speaker 1: to live and period. And then also, as you know,
- 36:41Speaker 1: we take her money, so you have to have money
- 36:43Speaker 1: for both of you guys, and you can just assume
- 36:45Speaker 1: we'll continue to take her money so period. And then
- 36:50Speaker 1: they're like, well, Bob, Molly is coming tomorrow.
- 36:55Speaker 3: Mom's coming see you guys out. Yeah, I mean as
- 36:59Speaker 3: wild At the same time, the way that the father
- 37:03Speaker 3: said it so plainly is like, we prefer you have
- 37:07Speaker 3: a job, like Sheena ends up with someone who can
- 37:11Speaker 3: make money and honey, job like it sounds so simple
- 37:16Speaker 3: in the scene of like this whole saga, and I mean,
- 37:20Speaker 3: I can't wait, I can't wait for the parents to
- 37:24Speaker 3: doke it out and she is just gonna cry, and
- 37:29Speaker 3: then Forrest is gonna be Forest has got some heavy
- 37:32Speaker 3: decisions to make, because I also think he is like
- 37:37Speaker 3: feeling like he's been a little bit led into like
- 37:42Speaker 3: a haunted attic.
- 37:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder two things. They're going to have to
- 37:48Speaker 1: have a come to Jesus talk tonight. And the come
- 37:50Speaker 1: to Jesus talk is why she was not honest with
- 37:54Speaker 1: him period the end, because and she could say any
- 37:56Speaker 1: of the following things, it's because I feel like you
- 37:58Speaker 1: should be giving money for me to live there, and
- 38:00Speaker 1: you don't have any money for me to move there
- 38:02Speaker 1: and take care of me. So what's the point in
- 38:04Speaker 1: me having enough money so my parents needed I'll give
- 38:06Speaker 1: it to them. That's what I feel like. She you know,
- 38:09Speaker 1: I don't know, or I'm you know. Secondly, I told
- 38:13Speaker 1: you I'm neural divergent and talked me to say no,
- 38:15Speaker 1: my parents guilt me as I said, And yes, they
- 38:16Speaker 1: have this business, but you know, it looks nice and
- 38:19Speaker 1: it is beautiful, but even things come up all the time.
- 38:21Speaker 1: As the mortgage oners or as a homeowner, there's a leak,
- 38:24Speaker 1: there's a data to someone who's you know, just all
- 38:26Speaker 1: of that the roof. So I have to do what
- 38:29Speaker 1: I can do. And then you know, the third thing
- 38:32Speaker 1: is I expect you to get a job, not just
- 38:34Speaker 1: be my whole family. And he's like, oh, in America,
- 38:37Speaker 1: I can get like you know, disability, And she's like, yeah,
- 38:40Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is I'm also neurodivergent and I
- 38:43Speaker 1: did it, so you have to do it like and
- 38:45Speaker 1: that's it's like almost like there is no she yeah,
- 38:49Speaker 1: she's like that her. I listen, there is levels to
- 38:53Speaker 1: neurodivergence where whatever people can hold down jobs. God bless it,
- 38:56Speaker 1: God bless it. And I don't know, you know what
- 38:59Speaker 1: a blessing The privilege to not to be able to
- 39:02Speaker 1: like make money doing stuff I like sometimes you know,
- 39:04Speaker 1: I'm saying that all the time, but often I guess
- 39:06Speaker 1: to make money doing something.
- 39:07Speaker 3: You went, you're adhd girl over here, and I've not
- 39:10Speaker 3: that I'm sena nor could be a thing. But yeah,
- 39:14Speaker 3: there are ways. We also have observed forest now and
- 39:20Speaker 3: it isn't this crippling?
- 39:22Speaker 1: Yeah, what is his thing?
- 39:25Speaker 3: Like?
- 39:25Speaker 1: What do you think?
- 39:25Speaker 3: I'm like, did he say autism?
- 39:27Speaker 1: He's no, I'm sorry, Yeah, Emily, what do you think
- 39:30Speaker 1: that he'd be good at? Like? What is there a little?
- 39:33Speaker 3: Like?
- 39:33Speaker 1: I don't like, he should be obsessed with something and
- 39:35Speaker 1: then be able to like do something in the field
- 39:37Speaker 1: of what his obsession is.
- 39:38Speaker 3: Right, he can literally buy and trade action figures, you
- 39:43Speaker 3: don't have to talk to a single person on eBay,
- 39:46Speaker 3: baseball cards, you can walk dogs, you can you consider
- 39:54Speaker 3: it his home and create. Like I'm I'm definitely generalizing
- 39:59Speaker 3: that he likes video game Let's say he creates avatars
- 40:02Speaker 3: that sells them. I like teens that do this. But
- 40:05Speaker 3: I feel like there is so much, especially post pandemic
- 40:09Speaker 3: work on line he can make, uh, you know, suits
- 40:15Speaker 3: for larger men. You can't find one.
- 40:18Speaker 1: Oh, Emily, Oh my god, what a beautiful gift where
- 40:24Speaker 1: he can like, you know, really take you know, something
- 40:26Speaker 1: that we he struggled with and like, you know, make
- 40:28Speaker 1: fun suits you know, couples him.
- 40:30Speaker 3: Yeah, should them to the Philippines.
- 40:33Speaker 1: Yeah, all over.
- 40:35Speaker 3: You know.
- 40:35Speaker 2: I everyone deserves some big and tall options.
- 40:38Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, let's move on to Aziza and Stig.
- 40:46Speaker 1: They are at the barrier reef, the second greatest barrier
- 40:48Speaker 1: reef in San Pedro.
- 40:51Speaker 2: He can't swim. When I was, I was surprised by that.
- 40:54Speaker 3: I'm surprised I didn't catch that. I was like, grew
- 40:58Speaker 3: up in.
- 40:58Speaker 1: He should just prop me, you should learn I mean
- 41:00Speaker 1: just yeah. I mean it's like around, just learn it.
- 41:05Speaker 3: And he's never fallen in. Yeah, like I can't now, No,
- 41:10Speaker 3: he's got his woman, I guess. Yeah, that was interesting
- 41:16Speaker 3: because he was really like selling the barrier reef to her, right. Yeah,
- 41:19Speaker 3: it's like you're gonna have to go. You should check
- 41:20Speaker 3: it out. It's so beautiful. But you're doing it alone.
- 41:23Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And if I fall in, you're coming out
- 41:27Speaker 1: after me because I yeah, I depend on you know,
- 41:32Speaker 1: a young woman saving my life.
- 41:34Speaker 3: If you could save me.
- 41:36Speaker 2: Oh my god, my life.
- 41:39Speaker 3: Yes.
- 41:40Speaker 1: People were like, I got I got comments just so
- 41:42Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, now I know. Breja is a totally
- 41:45Speaker 1: common thing that people say, and it doesn't have the connotation. Yes, sure,
- 41:48Speaker 1: it's rooted and whatever we think is rooted in, but
- 41:50Speaker 1: like totally normal, and you know it's just slightly playful,
- 41:53Speaker 1: just slightly flirtatious, so he.
- 41:56Speaker 4: Should know the steaks among those two though, Well, if
- 42:01Speaker 4: they weren't, they didn't keep talking about raw dog sex,
- 42:04Speaker 4: we would also be like, okay, well, yeah, he had
- 42:08Speaker 4: to calm her down last night.
- 42:09Speaker 1: So they had sex three times with that without anything.
- 42:13Speaker 1: And so now they're drinking coconut water because of the electrolytes.
- 42:18Speaker 3: Good by, that's healthy, taking care of yourself, right.
- 42:26Speaker 1: He's like, so you're gonna go to my show tonight,
- 42:28Speaker 1: and she's like, what's your setless, babe? And he's like,
- 42:31Speaker 1: marry your daughter TMTM and VICKI.
- 42:38Speaker 3: And that draws the line.
- 42:41Speaker 1: She was like, I love marry your daughter. I love TMTM.
- 42:45Speaker 1: That mustache times men, you know that's like, I don't,
- 42:52Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea. Honestly, I could
- 42:54Speaker 1: have thought of.
- 42:54Speaker 2: A better trademark.
- 42:56Speaker 3: Trademark put me.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Out of this.
- 42:57Speaker 3: I was, you know.
- 43:00Speaker 1: Week okay, I prayed this last episode. But since you're here, yeah,
- 43:09Speaker 1: are you to sing a beva?
- 43:10Speaker 3: Why is it? She like? Sing? And you should? I would?
- 43:21Speaker 1: Yeah, I did breed you mmmmmmmm and almost because of
- 43:27Speaker 1: like the songwriting in me, I thought it was going
- 43:29Speaker 1: to be something slightly different because he's like, would I marry? Yeah,
- 43:32Speaker 1: yes I would. And so when he said would I
- 43:35Speaker 1: a breed? Ye, Like I thought it was going to
- 43:36Speaker 1: have a slight variance like.
- 43:40Speaker 3: Right that be good?
- 43:41Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 43:44Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I hear you. And then he only does
- 43:47Speaker 3: two not even three? Three is musical? Me? Good? If
- 43:54Speaker 3: we should? Yeah, this dancehole.
- 44:01Speaker 1: Okay?
- 44:02Speaker 3: And it was like small. It was like kind of
- 44:03Speaker 3: a smaller show than I think he like led us
- 44:08Speaker 3: to believe, by the way.
- 44:09Speaker 1: Yeah, like the show is basically like only slightly bigger
- 44:13Speaker 1: than this VIP area that he's in.
- 44:16Speaker 3: It's like a restaurant gout light it is.
- 44:21Speaker 1: It is so basically she's like, you're not gonna perform
- 44:24Speaker 1: that fucking slut song, Vickie, Okay, absolutely, because I know
- 44:28Speaker 1: what's happening. Remember my aunt, who can forget my beautiful aunt. Listen,
- 44:32Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now that they are waiting
- 44:35Speaker 1: for spring to come back, and me too. You know
- 44:37Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Winter has fucking been here and Spring
- 44:41Speaker 1: is around the corner. Yes, and she is, you know,
- 44:45Speaker 1: obviously foot on the ground with people being like he
- 44:47Speaker 1: fucks sumbitch. After you want I'm singing the Viki song.
- 44:50Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not gonna sing the Vikkie song. And
- 44:52Speaker 1: then here, you know, at the very marginally attended event,
- 44:56Speaker 1: Vicky comes on and there's this one battie that like
- 44:59Speaker 1: they kept showing us with one of them ripped numbers,
- 45:03Speaker 1: you know, like Jersey just ripped with like a little
- 45:06Speaker 1: blade just like across the titties, just like eight times,
- 45:10Speaker 1: like she knows.
- 45:11Speaker 3: I mean, Billie is ready. I'm wondering if they were
- 45:14Speaker 3: like get to the front, go to the front, we
- 45:16Speaker 3: need I'm like, because she was, I mean, it made
- 45:19Speaker 3: it sound like there was gonna be all these women
- 45:20Speaker 3: hanging on them, and there was just like they're all
- 45:22Speaker 3: into it. But then there was just like the kind
- 45:24Speaker 3: of the one hanging out and in with him right
- 45:29Speaker 3: on stage.
- 45:30Speaker 1: Ish I couldn't tell what she was doing, Like at first,
- 45:34Speaker 1: I felt like it felt like she was just in
- 45:36Speaker 1: the VIP area kind of dancing kind of on her phone,
- 45:39Speaker 1: and then didn't quite realize that he was like fully
- 45:43Speaker 1: performing right now and was just kind of like in
- 45:45Speaker 1: the area, just like, yeah, this is happening, like because
- 45:51Speaker 1: she's also on her phone, like she's dancing, but she's
- 45:53Speaker 1: like live streatment, you know, and he's coming in there
- 45:55Speaker 1: and it's liked da da, and she's like, I'm at
- 45:58Speaker 1: San Pedro. Look at this stage. She's also like she's
- 46:01Speaker 1: not performing, nor is she even giving him anything, Like
- 46:05Speaker 1: she's not doing what we know like back in the day,
- 46:08Speaker 1: like a you know, a girl would have to get
- 46:09Speaker 1: down yes, and like show like skirt to literally yeah,
- 46:15Speaker 1: get up there, you know, like torque on him, like
- 46:17Speaker 1: all the things that like, you know, were your attention
- 46:19Speaker 1: is on him because as of course there's a lowly dancer.
- 46:22Speaker 1: The importance of like this male star is to like
- 46:25Speaker 1: be you know, sexually important.
- 46:27Speaker 3: So like he's the biggest star I believe.
- 46:29Speaker 1: Yeah, this girl doesn't give a ship. And then here's
- 46:31Speaker 1: the thing. Aviva's like, I'm not gonna watch you sing
- 46:35Speaker 1: this bitches song and then watch you be on this
- 46:37Speaker 1: stupid girl's live stream.
- 46:39Speaker 2: I'm gonna get on my phone too.
- 46:40Speaker 3: I have a fun time phone, Gonna get on my
- 46:42Speaker 3: phone the ultimate fuck you. I'm to sit in the
- 46:44Speaker 3: front road of your show and look at my phone.
- 46:48Speaker 1: My blonde ass hair just like you know, just oily
- 46:50Speaker 1: as a day is long.
- 46:51Speaker 3: You know all of your friends have already hate me
- 46:54Speaker 3: and sus and don't I be here? Yeah, live up
- 46:59Speaker 3: to everyone's expectations.
- 47:02Speaker 2: I'm wearing red, I am unmissible m h.
- 47:06Speaker 3: And I'm gonna look, I'm not gonna leave. I'm gonna
- 47:10Speaker 3: storm out because I don't like just gonna like check
- 47:12Speaker 3: my phone, like look at my phone and like for
- 47:14Speaker 3: a long time.
- 47:16Speaker 1: Look at it again, look it down, just like look
- 47:18Speaker 1: like she's uninterested being like this assholes playing a stupid song.
- 47:22Speaker 3: I have friends and so his livelihood, like this music
- 47:25Speaker 3: isn't good. I'm gonna look at my phone.
- 47:26Speaker 1: Like your aunt spring. He's singing Vicky and there's a
- 47:31Speaker 1: girl with a stripe?
- 47:33Speaker 2: Is it the Is this okay, Vicky?
- 47:34Speaker 1: Is it this fucking bitch? I don't know?
- 47:36Speaker 3: Is he the Texas girl knowing? Different girl?
- 47:41Speaker 1: Okay? To me, Vicky was a different girl. Okay, that
- 47:45Speaker 1: was like that. It wasn't Belieze adjacent lived and Belieze
- 47:48Speaker 1: not in Texas. Now. He describes Vicky as the concept
- 47:53Speaker 1: of another woman whose name is not Vicky. Got it,
- 47:57Speaker 1: name's Vicky, And this woman is married and just met
- 48:01Speaker 1: him when he was bartending, like thinks of him as
- 48:05Speaker 1: like a Sansy pansy or what yees, yes, pansy.
- 48:09Speaker 2: There's a word for it, that forgot and it's on
- 48:12Speaker 2: It's what you know, like.
- 48:15Speaker 3: So many yeah Dominican Republic bros. But yeah, I was
- 48:23Speaker 3: just gonna comment on the aftermath of that and how
- 48:27Speaker 3: their age is very much showing like in their private
- 48:31Speaker 3: and their confessionals. They're both just like livid about how
- 48:35Speaker 3: the night went, including him, and then cut to them
- 48:39Speaker 3: and like the actual event afterwards, and he's just on
- 48:43Speaker 3: the bed just like and he's like inside, I'm fee me,
- 48:48Speaker 3: I can't believe she did that. I can't believe it
- 48:50Speaker 3: brought her show. Blah bla blah blah. This is in
- 48:52Speaker 3: the confessional, not in front of her. And then it
- 48:54Speaker 3: cuts to him just like lying on the bed like
- 48:56Speaker 3: I think I'm going to go take a walk or whatever.
- 48:58Speaker 3: He does, and he like gets out and it's like comet,
- 49:00Speaker 3: tell her that that made you mad, Like tell her
- 49:03Speaker 3: and then she's like, I can't believe you did it.
- 49:06Speaker 3: Tell him like that is the classic. It's like she
- 49:10Speaker 3: has no clue. You are fuming, right, She has no clue.
- 49:14Speaker 3: You're sitting there as relaxed as possible, and this is
- 49:19Speaker 3: hilarious talk to each other.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's funny because remember when she was on
- 49:24Speaker 1: the boat and she was mad when she first found
- 49:26Speaker 1: out about Texas Biddy and he like knew it and
- 49:29Speaker 1: he was like, you're no, you only tell me why.
- 49:30Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, they both know that they kind of
- 49:32Speaker 1: have to like pry things out of each other, like
- 49:35Speaker 1: they are not you know, so yeah, I mean less.
- 49:40Speaker 1: You know, the streets are saying, you know, I don't know.
- 49:42Speaker 1: I don't want that maybe that all of this sex worked.
- 49:45Speaker 3: You know, I was gonna say the chances of those
- 49:50Speaker 3: people being pregnant. I was gonna say, are the streets
- 49:53Speaker 3: to shary advocate she already had that baby? I don't know.
- 49:57Speaker 1: But I don't know if you don't know the answer
- 49:59Speaker 1: to that part, I don't know the answer to that
- 50:01Speaker 1: part exactly.
- 50:03Speaker 3: They're playing with fire. They playing with fire. Yeah, I
- 50:06Speaker 3: know she doesn't want to no, no, no, no, it's like, yo,
- 50:08Speaker 3: this is not it's a baby. It's the least cool
- 50:14Speaker 3: thing to go on tour with a need to chat
- 50:20Speaker 3: and talk. Yes, And I think you would talk about
- 50:22Speaker 3: this last episode because I was do it and how
- 50:24Speaker 3: all of his friends were just like, like the worst.
- 50:28Speaker 3: It was like the worst conversation in my mind to
- 50:31Speaker 3: like go here from this guy that you like, and
- 50:33Speaker 3: his friends are like just throwing everything in the kitchen
- 50:36Speaker 3: sink at her to get her to go any this
- 50:41Speaker 3: that Yeah, cool, cool, cool, just going to sit here
- 50:45Speaker 3: next to you during this show.
- 50:48Speaker 2: She's like, I know, I'm happy, I'm cool with that.
- 50:50Speaker 2: I'm chill with that.
- 50:51Speaker 1: That's fine. He told me about that. And then yeah,
- 50:53Speaker 1: like then she just like she sits on the last
- 50:56Speaker 1: piece of information and waits for him. Yeah. Like, here's
- 50:59Speaker 1: the thing. We definitely need Texas Biddy to like show up,
- 51:03Speaker 1: come you see a picture of her, were like, you know,
- 51:05Speaker 1: like we need to know more. You know, what did
- 51:07Speaker 1: he promise her?
- 51:08Speaker 3: I think she looks exactly like mm hmm. What's her name?
- 51:12Speaker 3: What's her Anna? No? No, Aviva, Aviva the one couple
- 51:18Speaker 3: I don't write down. Yes, No, there is Ava, Yes
- 51:21Speaker 3: and Stack. I bet you Texas is a carbon copy.
- 51:27Speaker 2: And she kind of looks like Haley Duff to me
- 51:28Speaker 2: a little.
- 51:29Speaker 3: Bit from Texas from Houston, Texas, Hillary and Haley they
- 51:36Speaker 3: went to school with a bunch of people I knew.
- 51:39Speaker 3: I don't know them.
- 51:40Speaker 1: Are they all the mom group together?
- 51:41Speaker 3: All? They probably? I was gonna I have to do
- 51:44Speaker 3: more research on that. Yes, but that it is a
- 51:46Speaker 3: it is a Texas look to Texas vibe.
- 51:51Speaker 2: Mm hmmmm hmmm mm hmmmm hmm.
- 51:54Speaker 3: And that it's pregnant it stays pregnant. M God.
- 52:02Speaker 1: I've never never lived there, but I would not that
- 52:06Speaker 1: I'm saying I wouldn't to, but I just haven't. So
- 52:09Speaker 1: let's move on to beer Can and Laura Amazing. So
- 52:14Speaker 1: Laura just seems to like keep waking up from this
- 52:17Speaker 1: nightmare and then somehow going back to bed, you know.
- 52:20Speaker 3: Right back into it. Yep.
- 52:23Speaker 1: So she's like, it sounds to me he's obviously confess
- 52:26Speaker 1: it's fifty thousand dollars in debt, and his whole plan
- 52:28Speaker 1: is just to obviously leave the country.
- 52:29Speaker 2: Thank you think, Laura, beer Can?
- 52:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I just get the fuck out and never think
- 52:35Speaker 1: about that again. And meanwhile, Laura's like, that's your you
- 52:38Speaker 1: would have you have no dignity or integrity to do that, like,
- 52:42Speaker 1: and it's also because he flowery talks poetic shit all
- 52:45Speaker 1: goddamn time to her. So she thinks of him as
- 52:47Speaker 1: being like real high brow. But on top of that,
- 52:49Speaker 1: she also is like and he said to me that
- 52:52Speaker 1: he's like a provider protector type. And when I heard that,
- 52:54Speaker 1: I was like, oh and you just okay, okay, A
- 53:01Speaker 1: lot okay, the a lot of women want provider protector types,
- 53:04Speaker 1: but I isn't assuming that at a certain age, if
- 53:06Speaker 1: that is what you want, then you have like some
- 53:08Speaker 1: wherewithal to do some due diligence to see if that
- 53:11Speaker 1: person is like on God's green earth with their feet
- 53:15Speaker 1: on the ground, m h.
- 53:17Speaker 3: And you have the wherewithal to like when they clearly
- 53:19Speaker 3: don't and they have like you know, number one bad
- 53:25Speaker 3: thing of a supporter is fifty grand in debt. You
- 53:29Speaker 3: would have the wherewithal to be like, oh, that is
- 53:31Speaker 3: not which you are, not this thing that I thought
- 53:35Speaker 3: you were. However, it sounds like she didn't I mean,
- 53:37Speaker 3: she didn't know clearly to this point. And he saved
- 53:41Speaker 3: he sat on this for a while. It sounds like right,
- 53:46Speaker 3: because she's kind of in person the whole time. Yeah,
- 53:49Speaker 3: and I think you touched on this, But like I
- 53:51Speaker 3: also am like, how do you acquire fifty thousand dollars, Yeah,
- 53:54Speaker 3: in debt in Turkey.
- 53:57Speaker 1: Right, because you know, obviously people have that that in America,
- 54:01Speaker 1: holy and more, you know, and a lot of it
- 54:03Speaker 1: could be for so many things. Medical expenses, it could be,
- 54:06Speaker 1: you know, it could be for college expenses. It could
- 54:08Speaker 1: be you know, a billion things. So starting in business,
- 54:13Speaker 1: who knows didn't go so well? Mortgage is on her homes,
- 54:15Speaker 1: you know, like so but it's but obviously things are different,
- 54:19Speaker 1: and so I like it really begs the question like
- 54:21Speaker 1: where did that money go?
- 54:22Speaker 2: And she doesn't ask.
- 54:28Speaker 3: Not on camera. Yeah, I'm super curious. I'm thinking I
- 54:32Speaker 3: don't remember the names. But it was like a Korean
- 54:34Speaker 3: a couple where the guy was South Korean and he
- 54:37Speaker 3: was like repurposing like stolen cell phones. Do you remember
- 54:41Speaker 3: that guy? And like he oh, I guess yeah, went
- 54:46Speaker 3: to prison or he was like in trouble, but that
- 54:48Speaker 3: was like how he.
- 54:49Speaker 2: Got yes, yes, Devin, and oh.
- 54:53Speaker 3: That sounds right somewhere around there with the with the
- 54:56Speaker 3: woman and they had a daughter. But he that feels
- 55:00Speaker 3: similar to like maybe he got into something uh like
- 55:06Speaker 3: that or with the wrong people or whatever. But I
- 55:09Speaker 3: am very curious though there are sparks between them though
- 55:14Speaker 3: that I'm like, do these do get along? Like is
- 55:16Speaker 3: this gonna work? The answer is no, but there are
- 55:23Speaker 3: moments where I'm like, oh, I guess I kind of
- 55:25Speaker 3: see like how they ended up, but yeah, she is
- 55:30Speaker 3: the next episode, right, they were like teasing that. His
- 55:33Speaker 3: friends are like, you need to tell her, you need
- 55:36Speaker 3: to tell her. Yeah, like there is something about him
- 55:42Speaker 3: that they all know that she doesn't know, and yes,
- 55:47Speaker 3: give me more, Yes, what is it?
- 55:49Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, like I need I need to know
- 55:53Speaker 1: what it is. I've been dying now.
- 55:55Speaker 3: He's just a little savvy, like he knows some stuff.
- 55:58Speaker 1: Oh for fucking sure. Yeah, I'm it's because you know,
- 56:01Speaker 1: he has been whatever sexual with her whatever time, like
- 56:04Speaker 1: he like wanted to watch you know, TV instead of
- 56:06Speaker 1: be with her. So basically after she has this conversation
- 56:09Speaker 1: where she's like, well, it sounds like you might just
- 56:11Speaker 1: be in it with me for the money in the
- 56:13Speaker 1: green card, which is basically what my Catholic parents told
- 56:15Speaker 1: me and like what everyone tells me and is that true?
- 56:18Speaker 1: And he's like, we think that's true, and so she's
- 56:20Speaker 1: like yeah.
- 56:22Speaker 2: Yeah, and sounds that way.
- 56:23Speaker 1: They go back to the apartment he's just like back
- 56:25Speaker 1: in his like dreamy state, washing dishes. She's frustrated and upset,
- 56:31Speaker 1: and then she like goes and tries to like confront
- 56:34Speaker 1: him about how this situation can be really like awkward
- 56:37Speaker 1: and bad, and he, i mean just does a full distraction.
- 56:46Speaker 1: I mean, he just is like, well, you want to talk?
- 56:49Speaker 1: What's happening? Am I gonna look cute where you want
- 56:51Speaker 1: to talk? And then then from right to that to
- 56:55Speaker 1: goddamn fifty shades of great, he pushes her up a
- 56:57Speaker 1: goddamn against the wall and kisses her and she is
- 57:00Speaker 1: shocked that it happened a be shocked that it happened
- 57:02Speaker 1: on camera.
- 57:03Speaker 3: Yeah, and her mind went blank, her mind erased everything
- 57:09Speaker 3: else that he said, and she was like, holy shit,
- 57:14Speaker 3: this was the best thing it's rappen to be pushed
- 57:16Speaker 3: against the wall by a handsome Turkish man. This is
- 57:18Speaker 3: everything I've ever wanted.
- 57:21Speaker 1: Oh, and I thought we were about to watch them
- 57:24Speaker 1: get like assaulted on TV. But then the next scene
- 57:27Speaker 1: is her being like, I mean, it is a fantasy
- 57:29Speaker 1: of mine, you know, And obviously she writes fantasy, so
- 57:32Speaker 1: she just like was so charged by the display of
- 57:39Speaker 1: intensity when we are like well, it was an intense
- 57:43Speaker 1: display to distract you from where you were going.
- 57:48Speaker 3: Yes, you knew you were figuring things out, you were
- 57:50Speaker 3: it was making sense, the clarity was coming to you, and.
- 57:56Speaker 1: Well, yeah, then she calls it out. She's like, you
- 57:58Speaker 1: think that a couple of cases are going to distract me?
- 58:00Speaker 1: And then he's like, I see what I have to do.
- 58:06Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 58:07Speaker 1: I picked her up and take her to the bedroom
- 58:08Speaker 1: and just yeah, yeah, maybe he was a jiggal.
- 58:13Speaker 2: Yes, he wouldn't be away and he wouldn't be in
- 58:17Speaker 2: debt rich Okay.
- 58:19Speaker 1: You're right, I don't know. Two things I don't know.
- 58:22Speaker 1: I don't know drug sex, gambling sex are.
- 58:25Speaker 3: Just like he does seem like just irresponsible, like I
- 58:28Speaker 3: tried this business and I walked away, and I tried
- 58:31Speaker 3: this and I didn't I don't know. He didn't return
- 58:35Speaker 3: a library book for like twenty years.
- 58:38Speaker 2: I could see that.
- 58:39Speaker 1: Yeah, like my yeah, he seems like someone who would
- 58:43Speaker 1: keep enrolling, like in a university, in different courses.
- 58:47Speaker 3: Never completing, never paying the bill, but also not letting
- 58:51Speaker 3: them know that he will not be showing up anymore.
- 58:55Speaker 1: Yeah, or he tries to show up and then they
- 58:57Speaker 1: finally kicked him out and he's but he's also sleeping
- 58:59Speaker 1: in the dorms. That's why I can't sleep.
- 59:00Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm I can't wait to find out. And
- 59:06Speaker 3: his name, I just say every time I hear her
- 59:08Speaker 3: say his name, she says beer Khan, beer con. I
- 59:12Speaker 3: just think of like it's like a beer convention in
- 59:16Speaker 3: San Diego. Oh, beer cons.
- 59:22Speaker 1: It's obviously written as beer can, so I think of
- 59:25Speaker 1: it as beercan, like a beer can bag or beer
- 59:27Speaker 1: birkin bag. It's bercan or burken, but like, you know,
- 59:30Speaker 1: one of those.
- 59:32Speaker 3: She could be saying it very wrong. She's probably saying it.
- 59:36Speaker 3: Think I'm beer Khan.
- 59:38Speaker 2: I'm sure I'm saying it. His mom says it like.
- 59:43Speaker 1: I don't know. She's like, what, m Yeah, he hates
- 59:48Speaker 1: his family. We know that he hates his family, and
- 59:50Speaker 1: so she should hate hit her family, you know, and
- 59:52Speaker 1: not just her family, her friends.
- 59:54Speaker 2: She's like, well, I love my friends.
- 59:55Speaker 1: You have your friends, you love like those people we
- 59:57Speaker 1: met while on the pier, and I have my Michael,
- 59:58Speaker 1: my pickleball Michael. He's like, Michael, get Michael gone. And
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: she's like, what are you saying it's Michael or you
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, I'm saying it's Michael or you.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: She's like, okay, well you don't have to be happy.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: He's like why because it made me change my mind.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: He's like about me. No, He's like he's like about him,
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: and she's like, no, about you, and he's like, oh okay,
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: And that's how it ends.
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: Michael, Get Michael out there. I want Michael to show up.
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: I want to see the three of them. I feel
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: like Berka is gonna do something crazy and she's going
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: to be like I call my friend Michael and he's
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: always here. Yeah, great, it's gonna be great. I also like,
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: get with Michael. Then, jesus, what are you doing? But
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: it's not exciting. It's not a novel. It's not a
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: romance novel.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: I wonder if Michael knows that, like he needs to.
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: He's watching this, you know, Michael's.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Watching Yeah, Like wait, this whole time, she's been wanting
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: me to like be aggressive and assertive and just kiss
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: her and be like I want to be with you.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: I've really always want to be with you. I just
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: was nervous, but like your body next to mine, like
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: smelling you every pickle ball Sunday or whatever, just like
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: I can't wait to like push you into a shower
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: and just like make love to you as the water
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: rains over our bodies and you heave your pusson against me.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: She's just like, you know whatever.
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: She's just like, can to make you like nervous, like
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: uneasy around me?
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: Yeah, like yeah, like am I going to hit you?
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: Am I going to like fuck you?
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: You know?
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: Like she's like, oh my, oh my god, this is
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: my kind of like yeah, no, Emily, okay, we have
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: one more just trash set.
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: I don't even have to tell you about. I can't happen.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: Me is like do I even talk about this couple anymore?
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: It's I don't know, I know.
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: Rick and yeah splash Path, Yes, yes, yes it is
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: one of it is like one of the couples that
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: makes me yeah, like not even the couple, but man,
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: that makes me, yes, so angry. It's like this is
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: like pito me of like everything that goes wrong I
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: think in like uh probably like uh relationships of this
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: of the show. And he is the worst where he
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: presents as is I'm my father and my kids are
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: my first priority. You better be the right kind of
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: woman for me and be la la la la, and
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: I'm the best. I'm the best, I'm the best. And
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: he is holding It's not just like a little secret,
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: it's the end of the two of you. You are
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: holding onto that. And the longer he holds onto it,
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: the more he is punishing her, like punishing her for
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: every decision she makes. And he there's like definitely a
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: subconscious level where he needs her to have cheated, and
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: that validates what he did. He did not just cheat.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: Didn't he fly? Weren't they not talking for like a week,
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: but he flew to like Columbia?
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: Was it not even during He only made the play
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: during the five days? And then after they got in
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: contact he still went.
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: Still done, You're done, sir, ye, you're out of here.
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: And you are the devil for taking this, dragging this
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: woman in her hometown through the dirt and like telling
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: her she's not this and not that. How dare you
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: ask for presents? And how dare you whatever? And I
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: did love that she's a squirter and he buys this
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: as he called it a splash pad, which makes me
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: so angry. It's like where you splashis where you take
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: little children. It's like the in the summer public parks
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: now have yeah flash pack and he's calling that black
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: sheet that like dexter black sheet a splash dab and
- 1:03:47Speaker 3: she was she was like offended. I love that she
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: was offended by the splash pad because she's like, are
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: you saying what the juices I make are disgusting? And
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: like I think she was just like you don't. Yeah,
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: I think she's just like you don't. You're putting on
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: like gloves to like touch me, you know sort of thing.
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: And I love that she didn't even explain it. She
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: was just like, no, what put that away? And yeah,
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: this is poor. She's in for it. She's so gorgeous.
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: She's so lovely.
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: Yeah, she's works cue clothes. She has amazing hair. You know,
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: Like he I don't want to. I don't understand because
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: he got the video, saw the squirting, was excited, wants
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: to marry her. Obviously it's into the squirting, but then
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: brought the splash pad like I like you said, as
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: if he's not into it or can't touch it. When
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: I'm like, if you like that kind of stuff, I'm
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: assuming you're into some sort of like primal like you know,
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: like we're all in this together. But the other hand,
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: to me thinks that he's so fucking cheap that that's
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: why he did it, because of the cheapness, and that's
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: why he talked about how expensive the splash pad was
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: and how expensive the mastress would be. When I feel like.
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: Right, if the hotel the hotel, you're gonna pay when
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: the hotel charges.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: Me for Like, no, I'm not.
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: No, that's that's a gift, sir. Yeah, the gift you get.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: Every mattress is filled to the brim with different disgusting
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: liquids of human varieties. That's what we all assume when
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: you stay at a different place that's not your mattress,
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: and you have to even assume that your mattress has
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: all that shouldn't it, do, you know, you know, just life.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: But yeah, so she does gracefully just get all out
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: of that. He's disgusting. And then they decide to go
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: to a romantic island. It's called Nosey b Cool.
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: That's very cool. I want to go there.
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: Yeah. She's like, let me tell you guys, it is
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: the place to go if you're in a romantic relay.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: And I was like, all right, girl, I see you.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: Blue Waters. Blue Waters.
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: It's an island off an island.
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: Yeah, island on island.
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, wow, already amazing.
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: Yes, m hm oh. And this is where it gets
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: bad because she just is in the car and she's like,
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be here and there's a moll
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: over here and you know, like maybe he can go
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: and buy me something. And he freaks the fuck out
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: about this, and I will tell you she did not.
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: See it coming, and I understand why.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: And it's I hate to say this, it'll just this
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: when you think that your man doesn't live there, and
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: he's like there, he's gonna like take care of You're
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: gonna like do fun things. There's so many activities you
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: can do, like in resort environments, and one of them
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: is shop, like you know, shopping, Like you know, She's like, well, yeah,
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: we're gonna go shopping and I'm not gonna obviously buy
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: my things. It's you to buy me you're you're never
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: here or whatever. And he, because he's a cheap ass,
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: like I said, just immediately, is.
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: Like no, I'm shutting that shit down. I'm not going
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: to buy you anything.
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: And that is one hundred percent about him and his
- 1:06:46Speaker 3: own money issues. And also I would bet that he,
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: in their many text conversations before being in with each other,
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: has been like, I'm gonna buy you this and I'm
- 1:06:58Speaker 3: going to take care of that. I'm gonna buy and
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: I can't wait to take you to shower you with
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: gifts as you shower.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: Me with your body, like in them you come out
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: and tight dresses after being a dressing room and I'm like, yes, no,
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: bring me on lingerie.
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: You know she like serfs. They have had lots and
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: lots of great sex. It sounds by her whatever she
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: wants to, Yeah, what it's going to break the bank
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: on this like tiny island, Like I don't know. And
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: I hate it because that is so clearly he gets
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: so aggravated. It is about his own shit. He's worried
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: he's not gonna have money to impress her, and it
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: shuts her down and.
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: He lets a lot of truth bombs fly because in
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: this conversation where he's like, I'm not going to be
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: a sugar daddy like you said, and he says, I
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: could have found this attitude in the States. I thought
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: you were different. The passport browness of that coupled with
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: the information that his last wife was from Nigeria, where
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: he has it in his mind that American women own
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: like want man men to spend money on them, period,
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: and he needs to go somewhere else where women appreciate
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: men for just being men. But I there's the rub,
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: like you want a hot piece, period, and a hot
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: piece wants your old ass with some financial security period.
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: Like I don't understand. It's like you could easily go
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: to America and be with a woman that's your age
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: and you know, like an appropriate level of attractiveness and
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: like has her own shit together and isn't going to
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: be like buy me this, buy me that. And you're
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: not with that person for a reason. I'm so sorry.
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: And he wants her to be available to him, right,
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: Like it's always like he wants her around. I'm sure
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: she's like clearly not working and like taking just hanging
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: out with him all the time while he's there. Yet
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: I'm not going to pay for things. I'm not going
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: to like buy you whatever.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: He's like, I pay your rent, which I was surprised about.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: Oh he pays your rent.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, I pay your rent. So why do
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: you ask me for any more.
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: Maybe because you pay her rent. I don't know.
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: Maybe maybe because she's like, if you pay my rent,
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: which is a basic need, I guess if we're out
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: and I just am like, can you buy me a
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: bathing suit for this lush vacation we're on that he
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: would that you would be okay with that because you
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: also somehow have twenty five dollars to spend on some
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: bullshit splash pads. So I thought my bathing suld be
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: totally fine. This is not the line I thought you
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: would suddenly draw awkwardly angrily in the car, you know, and.
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: It's not a no. It's like that, like you shouldn't
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: have even asked, and like, oh, it's so punishing, and
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: it's so like and they're trapped. I mean, and you
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: see this over and over again. It's like and you're try,
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: this was a couple living in there, you know, the
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: same city, normally whatever, But they can't get away. You know,
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: someone would walk away and be like this is crazy.
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: I'm gonna go home. We'll talk about this when I
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: feel like it again, Like why but they are trapped
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: in this hotel room, trapped on an island, on an
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: island and she has to know. She's like, yeah, it's
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: like well, and I think every a lot of women's
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: instincts are just to like all right, Jesus Christ, like
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: I have to just like Grin and Barrett, Grin and
- 1:10:34Speaker 3: Barrett to get out of here. A why yeafully he
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: this is like not what I thought, but here we are.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: I hate him. I hate him so so much.
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I like want to fantasize what's gonna happen next,
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: like her rich powerful ex boyfriend with like yeah, I'm
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: yeah with many different friends that just will do whatever
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: odd tasks he asks, will just like pull up on
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: the island, on the island and like try and like
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: pick her away and also be like I will make
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: I'm the one that made you squirt in that video,
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: you know, like you know, I don't know what you
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: know he.
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: Could possibly say, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah touching touch you
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you you actually can't only
- 1:11:20Speaker 4: squirt with me.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: It's because of how magical my touch is or whatever.
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: Yeah, like and then he Rick just feels so bad
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: that he immediately calls Colombian woman who like is like,
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: oh no, I found anyone out.
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm married with children. I'm so happy.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, No I hate him.
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: I'm just I am dreading the reveal that he the
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: Columbia Woman to her.
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: Because what do you think she'll do.
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: She's gonna be fucking livid and she's gonna be like goodbye. However,
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: on this show, I always feel like they're still on.
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: But they're on the show because it continues. Like I
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: always like, there is hardly ever a couple that is like, wow,
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: that was awful and they're done. It's always like, well,
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: they are featured on it a fancy that means there
- 1:12:13Speaker 3: is more. Somebody gives in and this this chaos continues
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: sometimes for nine years. But like I always read it
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: as like, if they're still on the show, uh, there's
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: a chapter two to this at least, or the producers
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: wouldn't waste their time.
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Now. Other things to just
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: remember is that a Lease supposedly comes in with her
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: Australian boo at some point mid season. So whether she
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: is a replacement of someone or whatnot, I just want
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: to I have no idea, but she is at some
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: point coming, you know, and it's already again been episode seven,
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: so you're you're right at some point now we're with
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: this episode, but you're watching toe, So just quickly, do
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: you want to say anything about I watched the latest
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: what I would love.
- 1:13:09Speaker 3: To talk about. I did watch the latest Sister Wise
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: last night.
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: I'll talk about it. Yeah, yeah, I.
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: Think I did. And I'm worried about Christine. I watched
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: the tell All, like.
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: The one on one problem.
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: Yes, and I'm worried about Christine. I took pictures not
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: even knowing.
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: So when this episode comes out, there'll be a new
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: Sister Wise. So yeah, both on Sunday.
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: Yeah, or it's like a part two of tell All.
- 1:13:33Speaker 3: But it's just like Christine going. First of all, the
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: tension rising between her and her new husband is palpable.
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: And the shirts. I took a picture of the shirts
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: that I have shirts I haven't the octopus as they
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: get on the buggy and I'm like, this is not Christine.
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: None of this to go up.
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: I might have deleted it to put up these pictures.
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: Oh, I did bring my hair.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: I have so mad I have the MOV No, well
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: I do have it. I do have it here.
- 1:14:05Speaker 3: Janelle was so glammed out.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: Yeah, Janelle, I mean Janelle. I feel like once she
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: got her release, I have it here. Once she got
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: her release, she started to wear like titty shirts and
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: stuff like that, or titty dresses like the one. Okay,
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: David and Christine here, I'm trying to take this away,
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: but it's here. Wait one second.
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: Okay, do better than I do.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: Oh lord, no, I'm just gonna do ah yes, yes,
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: so yeah I hated these shirts. I talked about it
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: and Okay. This is when he's also like, yeah, last
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: Sister Wives, tell All, you know, I couldn't get awarded
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: agelies because you just kept over talking me and we're all.
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: Like, we don't say your show, bro.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: Yeah you think we care about your voice when you
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: have to say about what your life with Cody on
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: those times. We don't even care about your sisters. I
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: don't know one of your kids. It's I don't. All
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: you care about is Moab and racing cars.
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: And shirts and that that buggy was that stage. It
- 1:15:08Speaker 3: had to have been staged just to show the buggy
- 1:15:12Speaker 3: they get in that little buggy thing that desert side.
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: We're gonna go by side.
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: Yeah oh yeah. I thought that was a reference to
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: the Tell All seating and then I really know that's
- 1:15:22Speaker 3: what this is called. This is what this hideous thing
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: is called. And they're like, we're going to drive this
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: to Flagstaff and I was like, oh, your fuck, this
- 1:15:31Speaker 3: is a terrible idea. And sure enough they go like
- 1:15:34Speaker 3: ten seconds and they turn around and she's like, we're
- 1:15:37Speaker 3: going back. We're going to get in a real car.
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: It's too hot. Like he's like, yeah, it's actually really hot.
- 1:15:42Speaker 3: And I was like, this seems like a bit. This
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: seems like did you just want to show off that vehicle?
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: Like it seems super dumb, super dumb to drive that
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: a long distance. Yeah. They couldn't hear each other, like
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: it was crazy.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: Also, like why are you wearing those shirts? I was like,
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: I think I said this, like does one of his
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: kids make those shirts? Like there's a reason why they're
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: wearing those shirts.
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: He bought it, Like it's his. It's not a Christine
- 1:16:12Speaker 3: creation creation or like thought I think someone, Yeah, one
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: of his kids bought them for them. And he's like,
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: and we'll wear the matching shirts on the toe all
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: day and we'll go.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Now that you're here, I'm just gonna show you my
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: favorite pictures. This is my favorite Robin in her like
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: weird hat in a Sepia tone, going out and just
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: I just keep going out there and putting my good
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: energy and my good juju into Coyote pass And obviously
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: would that do absolutely fucking.
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: Nothing, nothing nothing.
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: The dolls her in front of the dolls, like doing
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: some weird tick where she holds her bottom of her
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: cheek like cheek skin, you know, like just worried as
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: fu like what her life is?
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: She's so fucked yep. And do you think that was
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: when Mary first saw? Is this truly the first time
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: Mary heard that? They tried to like edger out her
- 1:17:10Speaker 3: biggest yeah spear.
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: Yeah, which is so funny because she she didn't sign
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: the NDA, and then she didn't say anything like she
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: brings Jen for no reason, I guess to Jen. And
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: then they ask her questions and Mary's responses to each
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: one of those questions are like maddening, like from top
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: to end, like you know, even like do you have
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: any hidden talents? Mary? Juggling, okay, juggling three four different personalities.
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: She I read her as like I have had all
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: this trauma, but I have moved on and life is
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: great and things can't be better, and like, I will
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: not be silent. And the second she talks to Cody,
- 1:17:53Speaker 3: she talks to she still has so much. She has
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: not processed, she has not dealt with, has not faced
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: and it's like plain as day to me. And yet
- 1:18:05Speaker 3: she's like, life is great. I'm dating rob or what
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: her name is, hottie rob Ron, and I've moved on.
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: Everything's fine, Everything's totally fine. Glass shatters in her hand.
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: Yes, she worried about her energy is loud. Yeah, I've
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: she's I find her insufferable. Like I just feel like
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: I can feel myself if I had to be in
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: a room with her, just be able to handle bare minimum.
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: You know, what do you what do you want? What
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: are you angry about? Like what's going on? You know?
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: And like would just be tiptoeing around like and so
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: sometimes I get Cody right.
- 1:18:47Speaker 3: Well, Mary, it's like twenty plus years of like abuse
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: and weird, like you're the ugly duckling who couldn't give
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: me more kids? Like I think that it was this
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: like wild ride. Yet she could always stand on the
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: pillar of first.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: Wife, yeah, and best friends, and you.
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: Know, like I had him first, I guess. But the
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: bronze are in the hair, like she hasn't grown.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like they knew that she had the
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: first ownership, and that's why Cody was like, give me
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: that Celtic ring, and I'm going to melt it down
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: so that you have no claim over me.
- 1:19:29Speaker 3: I will divorce you so I can marry.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: Robin Mary and then adopt her kids. Yeah, and like
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: melt down the symbolic thing of our marriage. Like, I mean,
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: once you do that, there's no coming back from. Like,
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: once someone's like I don't want to be associated with
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: you in any form, not even this dumb thing you
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: give me, I just be like, well, okay, I'm out.
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: I cannot wait for the next tell All where they
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: talk which airs aired last night. When you hear this,
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: I hope I hopefully watched it. I've watched it, where
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: they talk about the fact that Robin knew about the
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: catfish and told Cody about it.
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: Right he told Cody?
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: Is she told uh huh?
- 1:20:16Speaker 3: But wasn't it two things yelling about like she didn't
- 1:20:19Speaker 3: throw at first, right.
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: Well, she didn't throw at first, you're right, So what
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: had happened was the the catfish was a woman, right,
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: and so I think she decided that she was going
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: to like extore Mary or like come out, you know,
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: like obviously she knew that Mary was fucking famous, you know,
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: like on a television show, and the catfish knew, so
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: like the catfish was, I think was threatening to come
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: clean or come out, and so Mary had to. And
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: so maybe I don't know if Mary then told Robin
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: or whatnot, but Robin definitely told Cody, and that's basically
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: what they're going to talk about, which I'm ye fiending
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: for twist. Christine's just there, like then IgA to be
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: with David, who's like wanting to fu and talk needs
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: me about you.
- 1:21:02Speaker 3: D get out of here, go back to being the
- 1:21:05Speaker 3: David we first met this like quiet gentleman, but I'm
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: telling you he got more comfortable. He is way too
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: excited about being on camera, way too excited to talk
- 1:21:15Speaker 3: to camera. He's way too excited to talk over her
- 1:21:17Speaker 3: on camera. It's like an old man who discovered Facebook.
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: He's like all in and yeah, he like bullies her
- 1:21:27Speaker 3: and pushes her around and ship no, you can't have it.
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: And she'll be there till the end though, because everyone
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: told her whoa too fast, including her own children.
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: Yeah. So she's like, now I'm in a grin and
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: bear for the rest of my life, just like I did.
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: I know how to do this. I know how to
- 1:21:42Speaker 3: grin and bear it, and like, oh.
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: God, yeah, ah my love.
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: I thank you so much for being on this episode
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: and talking about everything that we've talked about.
- 1:21:54Speaker 3: It's so funny, such a pleasure. I need somewhere to
- 1:21:58Speaker 3: download it anytime like this is this is so fun
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: as you can tell.
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: Yeah, so, thank you, thank you.
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- 1:22:52Speaker 2: However, Emily, where can people find you?
- 1:22:55Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I'm on Instagram, but I'm private because
- 1:22:58Speaker 3: it's mostly just pictures of my kids. And Twitter have
- 1:23:02Speaker 3: never been I have one follow me. It's x now
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: Emily on Ice on both of those on Emily, Emily
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: on Ice and you know, you can just google me
- 1:23:13Speaker 3: watch Animal Control, watch it on Netflix. I think I
- 1:23:16Speaker 3: get a check. Apparently it just went to Netflix, so
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: that would be helpful. And then yeah, i mean in
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: every family, guys part of it. You can watch it kitchen,
- 1:23:27Speaker 3: in who world.
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: Where you've heard of it? Yes, literally everywhere.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: That's so fun.
- 1:23:35Speaker 3: I'm so glad this is what this is more fun.
- 1:23:38Speaker 3: I pitched so many ninety day storylines things, and I
- 1:23:43Speaker 3: just didn't have I didn't have the other people there
- 1:23:46Speaker 3: to like support me and be vouch for it.
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: Yes, do this. People will know this is a reference
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: that needs to be seen. Yes, I know, it's a
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: huge reference, huge reference. I love you so much, thank you.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: I need to have you back on, we'll talk other
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: things for sure, this dream come true, but yeah, coming
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: up obviously we're following Toe and also sister wives and
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: some other fun things.
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: So tell us what you're into.
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: And other than that, we do our breath, our little
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: present breath, because we're just going to if we can
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: give ourselves a mindful moment wherever you are in this moment,
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: in this day, just touch grass, just getting touched wherever
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: you can touch, you, your seat, but touch this specific
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: present moment with your breath or with sounds. So the
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: two ways to kind of like bring yourself into where
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: you are presently listening to this podcast and I'm currently
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: making it.
- 1:24:38Speaker 2: So two breaths. One is rehearsal and one's the ground.
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: Dam okay, I love it. I love you guys so
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: much and appreciate anyone listening. And obviously Emily, thank you again.
- 1:25:09Speaker 3: Thanks so so fun. You're wonderful, This is amazing.
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: You're so awesome. It's just like so fun. And spend
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: time with you.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: And if it's not going to be in Palm Springs
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: or like you drunk at a party, it's it's certainly
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: fun to be on Zoom with you talking about this stuff. Yep,
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: all right, my babe. This is for Emily, but also
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: for you. Take care of yourself and and one another.
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: Stand up for what you believe, and make art, even
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: if it's small, you know, just put it out there.
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be great. It's like singing a song,
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: you know, just put it out all right, we'll talk later.
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: I'm going to end it now. Bye, guys,