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- 0:00Speaker 1: Children of the Eighties is brought to you by Q
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- 0:28Speaker 2: Welcome back to Children of the Eighties. I am one
- 0:31Speaker 2: of your hosts, Jim, and I am joined as always
- 0:35Speaker 2: by the lady who thought her parachute pants would never
- 0:38Speaker 2: go out of style. It's my co host, Lindsay.
- 0:41Speaker 1: I still wear them around the house.
- 0:43Speaker 2: You do. They're comfy, they are, but they make a
- 0:48Speaker 2: loud sound. They kind of swish.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, especially because I'm voluptuous. So when you're voluptuous,
- 0:56Speaker 1: they this is the sound they make your any.
- 1:01Speaker 2: I believe that's the first time the word voluptuous has
- 1:04Speaker 2: been used on this podcast.
- 1:08Speaker 1: I have a question for you that I was literally
- 1:10Speaker 1: just thinking about before we hit record. Okay, do you
- 1:12Speaker 1: think I'm getting quirkier with age or less quirky with it? Oh?
- 1:17Speaker 2: No, no, no, quirkier for sure.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Have we not just had some of the most random
- 1:25Speaker 1: conversations in the past hour.
- 1:28Speaker 2: You are so strange. I know that had you been
- 1:33Speaker 2: this strange when I met you, I'm not sure how
- 1:37Speaker 2: I would have.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Felt, I know, But you know what we have fun,
- 1:40Speaker 1: don't we.
- 1:41Speaker 2: Well, you know, I've grown in my tolerance for your quirkiness,
- 1:46Speaker 2: so you've matured.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm aging like fine wine.
- 1:50Speaker 2: I am aging like cheese a tire on a Nascar
- 1:58Speaker 2: very quickly losing your treads, losing my treads. It's not good.
- 2:05Speaker 1: So we're at a really strange place in our marriage
- 2:09Speaker 1: and in our lives. And Emmy has gotten to the
- 2:13Speaker 1: point where she is gone more than she's home. Yes,
- 2:19Speaker 1: And so I mean that's great, it's good. It's just
- 2:23Speaker 1: it's a new era for us. But we're also now
- 2:27Speaker 1: like it's a good thing we like each other because
- 2:29Speaker 1: suddenly we're alone a lot.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Speak for yourself. Although I do hear in my head
- 2:36Speaker 2: when she's gone, I think we're alone now, do you?
- 2:40Speaker 2: There doesn't seem to be anyone around.
- 2:42Speaker 1: No.
- 2:42Speaker 2: I think it means that we've done a good job
- 2:44Speaker 2: preparing her to, you know, fly away from the nest
- 2:48Speaker 2: at some point, because she doesn't mind being away from
- 2:51Speaker 2: the nest for long periods of time.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Right now, well, she she's definitely checking out the world,
- 2:56Speaker 1: and I'm proud of her and excited for her. But
- 2:59Speaker 1: it's just an interesting place to be. Well, because now
- 3:02Speaker 1: we're suddenly here with a whole lot of time on
- 3:05Speaker 1: our hands. And I had planned a trip to Mexico,
- 3:08Speaker 1: but I guess I'm going to need to cancel that.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Yeah, you should probably stay away from that country for
- 3:14Speaker 2: the time being.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Oh, we might have a little getaway, just the two of.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Us, get away to heaven because we wouldn't be coming back.
- 3:21Speaker 1: Be you and the cartel.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Yes, no, thank you. I saw enough breaking bad to
- 3:26Speaker 2: know that I don't really want to mess with the cartel.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so we won't go to Mexico. But anyways, Yeah,
- 3:31Speaker 1: and I'm sure other people listening have probably been here already,
- 3:36Speaker 1: and maybe a few people aren't quite here yet. But
- 3:38Speaker 1: it's just it's different. Wasn't quite ready, But it doesn't
- 3:43Speaker 1: matter if I'm ready or not.
- 3:44Speaker 2: She's ready, right, No, did it really? Your life is
- 3:47Speaker 2: over now? Basically? I mean, you have no say so?
- 3:51Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, it was like my
- 3:53Speaker 1: life is overhit. I'm sacrificing myself for her. I mean,
- 3:57Speaker 1: I would.
- 3:58Speaker 2: That's what you do for children, right.
- 4:00Speaker 1: I know, I know, so listen. I got so many
- 4:03Speaker 1: complaints about the Valentine's Day episode and the horrible songs
- 4:08Speaker 1: that you picked. And then Aunt Jean, who is now
- 4:13Speaker 1: she against the honor of being my Saragate mom now
- 4:15Speaker 1: that my mom's not here. She said it's a good
- 4:18Speaker 1: thing that she loves us because she survived the Valentine's
- 4:22Speaker 1: Day episode and then last week's episode of the actors
- 4:28Speaker 1: who turned into musicians, and she didn't like those songs either.
- 4:32Speaker 1: She said, it's a good thing she loves us, or
- 4:33Speaker 1: she would have you know, she could checked that out. Yeah,
- 4:36Speaker 1: so I thought we needed to do something other than
- 4:38Speaker 1: music this week.
- 4:39Speaker 2: I hope that the rest of our audience doesn't feel
- 4:41Speaker 2: like that.
- 4:41Speaker 1: I know.
- 4:42Speaker 2: I hope others didn't check out after two weeks of
- 4:44Speaker 2: bad music.
- 4:45Speaker 1: I know.
- 4:46Speaker 2: Actually I take that. No, the first week wasn't bad music.
- 4:50Speaker 2: It had a couple of bad songs, but it had
- 4:52Speaker 2: a lot of good songs. You're not going to get
- 4:55Speaker 2: much better than waiting for a start of Fall.
- 4:57Speaker 1: Well, that's true. Had a few hidden gims.
- 5:02Speaker 2: I guess I'm a hidden Jim.
- 5:07Speaker 1: You're not hidden in that blues jersey. I can see
- 5:10Speaker 1: a loud and clear.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Gotta represent even if they stink. There you go. So
- 5:16Speaker 2: it is a strange time podcast wise, and life Wise
- 5:21Speaker 2: and all that fun stuff. And we had planned to
- 5:24Speaker 2: pump out like seventeen podcasts today and this is probably
- 5:28Speaker 2: the one and only that we're doing.
- 5:30Speaker 1: I mean, are you surprised, No, I don't know. Something
- 5:33Speaker 1: happens on Sunday afternoons where my brain just goes to mush.
- 5:37Speaker 2: You go into a coma, I do, and rightfully so
- 5:42Speaker 2: you know at some point you need to rest and
- 5:44Speaker 2: recharge for the new week. We were yesterday, We were
- 5:48Speaker 2: guests on Matt Cook's show, Spinning the Wheel podcast all
- 5:52Speaker 2: about George Michael. Yes, you were really worried going into that.
- 5:56Speaker 1: My exact words to you and then to Matt was
- 6:00Speaker 1: everything I know about George Michael I could put on
- 6:03Speaker 1: a postage stamp.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Yes, but we made it through. I think it's gonna
- 6:08Speaker 2: be a good episode, and I think folks should go
- 6:10Speaker 2: check that out.
- 6:10Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I actually think it's going to be
- 6:13Speaker 1: a really good episode. And I can sometimes be a
- 6:17Speaker 1: little bit of a tough critic, just on myself, but
- 6:20Speaker 1: I think it came together really well. And I always
- 6:23Speaker 1: enjoy our conversations with Matt because he keeps it real
- 6:27Speaker 1: and I appreciate that.
- 6:29Speaker 2: Yeah, and of course he'll be back on our show
- 6:32Speaker 2: for this theme song NCAA style tournament that we're going
- 6:36Speaker 2: to be doing in March, and always fun to have
- 6:39Speaker 2: him on as well as well as the other guests
- 6:42Speaker 2: that will that took part in it last year will
- 6:45Speaker 2: be back this year. Plus we're adding a new one,
- 6:48Speaker 2: so should be fun.
- 6:50Speaker 1: It's gonna be good.
- 6:51Speaker 2: We've got a lot of stuff coming up where we're
- 6:54Speaker 2: just like every day we're doing something in the podcast world.
- 6:58Speaker 1: See, I needed to today to get ready.
- 7:01Speaker 2: I know, So yeah, take your get ready pill. That's
- 7:05Speaker 2: all I'm saying.
- 7:05Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. So this is where I think I'm
- 7:07Speaker 1: at in the whole menopause journey. I'm so exhausted that
- 7:11Speaker 1: I went to a place that might have been legit,
- 7:14Speaker 1: it might not have been legit. I didn't really know
- 7:16Speaker 1: and I didn't care. And they gave me an IV
- 7:19Speaker 1: allegedly of vitamins and minerals that my body needed, and
- 7:24Speaker 1: I'm hoping it'll give me a boost to help me
- 7:26Speaker 1: get through all of this.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Well, I know when I came home on Friday, you
- 7:29Speaker 2: said that you had a nice boost of energy.
- 7:31Speaker 1: Well, I came out of the room after they gave
- 7:34Speaker 1: me the IV, talking like ninety miles an hour about
- 7:38Speaker 1: just I had more energy than I knew what to
- 7:40Speaker 1: do with. And I think they were so taken aback
- 7:43Speaker 1: by that that they asked me if I would just
- 7:45Speaker 1: stop and write a review for and I was like, whoa.
- 7:52Speaker 1: I don't think I stayed quite at that height, but
- 7:55Speaker 1: I do think it gave me a little nudge.
- 7:56Speaker 2: But you think that's gone. Now do you think you
- 7:59Speaker 2: need an IV every day?
- 8:00Speaker 1: Possibly every day, which I don't think financially we could
- 8:04Speaker 1: do that.
- 8:04Speaker 2: But it was a little expensive. I was a little
- 8:07Speaker 2: taken aback when you told me how much it costs.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Now, I would like you to have more energy. I'd
- 8:13Speaker 2: just like you to have cheaper energy.
- 8:16Speaker 1: I know, well listen me too, but nothing these days
- 8:18Speaker 1: seems to be cheap.
- 8:20Speaker 2: I don't need you going and getting Doc Brown's plutonium
- 8:24Speaker 2: to have your energy.
- 8:27Speaker 1: That could have been what it was. I mean, it
- 8:29Speaker 1: looked reputable, but I'm like they're putting a needle in
- 8:32Speaker 1: my arm. I didn't care. I was like, whatever it is, cocaine, fine.
- 8:36Speaker 2: Well you not fine. You do lots of research on
- 8:46Speaker 2: places to look at their ratings and their reviews and
- 8:49Speaker 2: everything else they got.
- 8:50Speaker 1: Oh and I did for this place and they had
- 8:52Speaker 1: a perfect five point zero. But again, if everybody is
- 8:57Speaker 1: as exhausted as I am, and we're going in and
- 9:00Speaker 1: they're giving us pesticides, I mean, as long as it's
- 9:03Speaker 1: giving us energy, aren't we going to give them a
- 9:05Speaker 1: five point zero?
- 9:06Speaker 2: Could it be the placebo effect?
- 9:08Speaker 1: Maybe? Why? Possibly?
- 9:10Speaker 2: Could it be the Mandela effect?
- 9:13Speaker 1: Maybe? I mean they were wearing Fruit of the Loom outfits.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Is this where I go? Were they really?
- 9:23Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 9:24Speaker 2: You serious, clerk?
- 9:25Speaker 1: Are you serious?
- 9:25Speaker 2: Clerk? All right? Well I got nothing after that, Like
- 9:34Speaker 2: you start talking about minno pause and my my brain
- 9:38Speaker 2: checks out. I don't know where to go from there.
- 9:40Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna stay silent because I feel like
- 9:43Speaker 2: mino pause was named pause, that men should pause because
- 9:48Speaker 2: oh my gosh, they're going crazy.
- 9:50Speaker 1: So this is the guy back when I was pregnant
- 9:53Speaker 1: with Emmy and we were getting to the point of
- 9:56Speaker 1: like taking the classes and we start talking about the
- 9:58Speaker 1: birthing plan, and he was the guy that said I'll
- 10:02Speaker 1: be in the waiting room with the cigars. Yes, yes,
- 10:05Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't think that's how it works anymore.
- 10:08Speaker 2: Unfortunately, so anything it.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Is not anything female related. Jim just automatically shuts down,
- 10:16Speaker 1: checks out, doesn't listen, doesn't see, doesn't hear, doesn't.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Know, see no evil, hear, no evil speak.
- 10:24Speaker 1: No, you forced me. The other day I had to
- 10:26Speaker 1: go talk to Emmy about a menopause issue and she
- 10:29Speaker 1: was traumatized.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Better her than I.
- 10:34Speaker 1: She was like, I don't think I should be talking.
- 10:36Speaker 2: About this, better than I. That's all I'm saying. Put
- 10:42Speaker 2: down your arrows, quit slinging them at me, And I
- 10:47Speaker 2: guess let's get to the podcast.
- 10:48Speaker 1: Okay, what are we doing today? Do you have something prepared?
- 10:52Speaker 2: I don't. I'm hoping you.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Don't anything over here?
- 10:55Speaker 2: All right, well let's go anyway.
- 11:02Speaker 1: This is a podcast that looks back on the decade
- 11:05Speaker 1: of the nineteen eighties. We talk about things that were
- 11:08Speaker 1: important to us as children and what we look back
- 11:11Speaker 1: on with fond memories as adults. Ultimately, this is a
- 11:17Speaker 1: nostalgia podcast.
- 11:19Speaker 2: And this is the point where I usually speak and
- 11:21Speaker 2: tell you what our episode's going to be about. But
- 11:24Speaker 2: I have no clue. This is one of those Lindsey
- 11:27Speaker 2: centric episodes where I've been given zero information and I
- 11:31Speaker 2: am just put here to react, I guess to run
- 11:36Speaker 2: the road caster to yeah, to run the sound. That's
- 11:39Speaker 2: what I'm here for.
- 11:40Speaker 1: This is about the only episode that I have ever
- 11:43Speaker 1: said yeah I got this when I really didn't. Uh oh,
- 11:47Speaker 1: So here we go. I had this idea that we
- 11:51Speaker 1: should take a few minutes and we should talk about
- 11:55Speaker 1: things from the nineteen eighties that were so prevalent and
- 11:58Speaker 1: so normal and so part of our everyday lives that
- 12:02Speaker 1: it never crossed our mind that those things would ever
- 12:05Speaker 1: be obsolete. Yet here we are in the year twenty
- 12:08Speaker 1: twenty six, and they're not a thing anymore. They don't
- 12:12Speaker 1: even exist.
- 12:13Speaker 2: Are you talking like parachute pants?
- 12:14Speaker 1: Well, we're a kind of I hadn't really thought about fashion,
- 12:18Speaker 1: because fashion to me changes so quickly anyway, right, But
- 12:23Speaker 1: I mean that's an example. Sure, why not, I'll allow it.
- 12:26Speaker 1: But I wrote a few down o, some kind of obvious,
- 12:29Speaker 1: some maybe not quite so oftous. Sure, okay, payphones?
- 12:37Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, payphones out on the road right where
- 12:39Speaker 2: you going? You stick in your quarter and apparently it
- 12:42Speaker 2: was a dime back in the day, and then it
- 12:43Speaker 2: was a quarter when we were kids. Well, I'll tell
- 12:46Speaker 2: you what I used to do I used to walk
- 12:49Speaker 2: by payphones and reach in and see if somebody had
- 12:51Speaker 2: mistakenly left chained.
- 12:52Speaker 1: I did too.
- 12:53Speaker 2: I've got a couple of pac Band games out of that.
- 12:56Speaker 1: That's awesome. You can always find them at the entrance
- 13:01Speaker 1: or an exit of a store, you know, Kmart, the mall.
- 13:05Speaker 2: Oh, you'd just find it randomly out on the street somewhere.
- 13:08Speaker 1: That's true. I think that was probably more so in
- 13:11Speaker 1: a in a city setting, which I didn't grow up in.
- 13:14Speaker 1: But I've seen that on TV, so I can understand
- 13:17Speaker 1: that that might have been a thing.
- 13:18Speaker 2: Yeah. So you know you've seen my house, right, I
- 13:21Speaker 2: lived on just a little avenue, and then you'd walk
- 13:26Speaker 2: down to the end of the block, and that road
- 13:27Speaker 2: was a little bit busier, right, because that's just a
- 13:30Speaker 2: busier road that leads to all the different little avenues
- 13:32Speaker 2: around my house. And I would make a left and
- 13:35Speaker 2: up there was where my sisters took dance. There was
- 13:38Speaker 2: a dance studio up there, but that was also where
- 13:41Speaker 2: the local pac Man machine was. That's where I played
- 13:43Speaker 2: most of my pac Man So as I'm walking that way,
- 13:47Speaker 2: there's a payphone just randomly sitting out not right like
- 13:51Speaker 2: right outside the building right, but away from the building
- 13:55Speaker 2: in its own place, like in between a house and
- 13:57Speaker 2: the dance studio. There's just this random pay phone, and
- 14:00Speaker 2: every single time I walked by, reach in see if
- 14:04Speaker 2: I got me a quarter.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Sometimes you did.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Well, I think twice in.
- 14:07Speaker 1: My life I did got lucky.
- 14:10Speaker 2: But yeah, it was just randomly there. Like if you
- 14:14Speaker 2: were driving or if your car broke down or whatever,
- 14:16Speaker 2: you could walk to that payphone, putting your quarter and
- 14:19Speaker 2: make a phone call.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Well that also then necessitated. Is that a word that
- 14:24Speaker 1: you had to have change with you?
- 14:26Speaker 2: Yes, and change is kind of a thing of the.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Past, it really is, right, But do you remember little
- 14:32Speaker 1: old men used to jingle when they walked because they
- 14:34Speaker 1: played with the change in their pocket.
- 14:35Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, probably because they were keeping it there for
- 14:39Speaker 2: a payphone call, for an emergency payphone call. So did
- 14:43Speaker 2: you ever call collect from one of those payphones?
- 14:46Speaker 1: So that's what I was going to bring up. When
- 14:48Speaker 1: we used to go on vacation, about halfway through the trip,
- 14:52Speaker 1: I would get to where I was missing Papa and
- 14:55Speaker 1: Nanny and I would want to call home and tell
- 14:58Speaker 1: them that I missed them or whatever them about my trip.
- 15:01Speaker 1: And but yet talking to the telephone operator because you
- 15:06Speaker 1: spoke to a live person.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Yes.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Stressed me out. And my mom would be like, listen,
- 15:12Speaker 1: if you want to do this, then you're going to
- 15:15Speaker 1: need to learn to speak to the telephone operator and
- 15:17Speaker 1: tell her what you're wanting. And the whole thing was
- 15:20Speaker 1: so overwhelming. I remember one time working up my nerve
- 15:25Speaker 1: that I would do this, and she put the call
- 15:28Speaker 1: through and pap All picked up and answered the phone
- 15:32Speaker 1: and she said, well, you accept a collect call from
- 15:36Speaker 1: Lindsey Helton And he said no and hung up. He
- 15:40Speaker 1: was like, why are you calling me from Florida. He
- 15:42Speaker 1: didn't want to pay for that call. He was like,
- 15:45Speaker 1: don't be wasting my money calling me from Florida. I'll
- 15:47Speaker 1: see you when you get home.
- 15:50Speaker 2: I thought for sure, if he would accept it for anybody,
- 15:52Speaker 2: it would be for you. But apparently I was wrong.
- 15:56Speaker 2: Speaking of operators, are there even telephone operators anymore?
- 16:00Speaker 1: Like if we told Emmy this, she would look at
- 16:02Speaker 1: us like we had lost our minds. Right, But if
- 16:04Speaker 1: we were out of town and I wanted to call home,
- 16:08Speaker 1: I had to what dial zero and you get an
- 16:11Speaker 1: operator and you would tell the operator who you were
- 16:14Speaker 1: wanting to call. And what your name was and what
- 16:18Speaker 1: their name was, and then she would call and she
- 16:20Speaker 1: would speak to them. It was a huge ridiculous process.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking to the operator. You would have to speak
- 16:30Speaker 2: to them and I wouldn't really know what to say, right,
- 16:33Speaker 2: And I'm assuming that you didn't know. No, I got
- 16:36Speaker 2: nervous what to say either, right, Yeah, I got super
- 16:39Speaker 2: nervous about it. Well, this is what we should have said, operator, Well,
- 16:58Speaker 2: could you help me?
- 16:59Speaker 1: Please? Come? Right?
- 17:03Speaker 2: Isn't that something that we should have said.
- 17:04Speaker 1: I love that Emmy would not even know what that
- 17:06Speaker 1: reference was.
- 17:07Speaker 2: No, she would, She would have no clue. We actually
- 17:11Speaker 2: showed her a phone booth that in the UK down
- 17:14Speaker 2: at Epcot. Yeah, and I think she understood the purpose
- 17:19Speaker 2: of it, but I think to her that was in
- 17:21Speaker 2: some magical fantasy.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Right.
- 17:23Speaker 2: Well, and you know that's where Superman used to change Superman.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Where does he change clothes? Now? We don't even know. Okay,
- 17:30Speaker 1: so that leads me to something else, okay, busy signals?
- 17:35Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, yes, I mean I don't think that
- 17:37Speaker 1: really even exists anymore, right.
- 17:39Speaker 2: Right, No, And you remember how frustrating it was when
- 17:43Speaker 2: you were trying to call somebody and their phone was busy, yes,
- 17:46Speaker 2: and it might be busy for Howard.
- 17:47Speaker 1: I know, it was so frustrating.
- 17:50Speaker 2: So my grandma she could talk an ear off.
- 17:54Speaker 1: That's a grandma thing.
- 17:55Speaker 2: Yeah, she could just literally talk an ear off. So
- 17:57Speaker 2: I may want to call and talk to her, and
- 18:00Speaker 2: her phone's busy, and so then, you know, little kids,
- 18:02Speaker 2: they're not very patient. So then I felt I waited
- 18:05Speaker 2: like an hour, which was probably like three and a
- 18:07Speaker 2: half minutes. Yeah right, And I called again and it
- 18:11Speaker 2: was busy, And then I'd wait another three minutes and
- 18:14Speaker 2: call again. It was busy. And by this time, I'm like,
- 18:17Speaker 2: she was picking up the phone to call me because
- 18:19Speaker 2: who's more important than me? And she tripped and fell
- 18:23Speaker 2: and banged her head and her phones off the hook,
- 18:25Speaker 2: and that's why, and we need to go over there,
- 18:28Speaker 2: just see, to just go over there and check on her. Well,
- 18:30Speaker 2: it turns out that she was talking to you know,
- 18:33Speaker 2: one of her sons or one of her friends or
- 18:35Speaker 2: whatever for an hour and a half to say, yeah, well,
- 18:39Speaker 2: she always had things to say, and so yeah, busy signals.
- 18:43Speaker 2: That's something that I totally totally forgot about.
- 18:45Speaker 1: Right right, isn't that funny?
- 18:48Speaker 2: Man? That used to drive me nuts.
- 18:50Speaker 1: Okay, I got something else for you. What's that cigarette
- 18:53Speaker 1: vending machines?
- 18:55Speaker 2: You still might be able to find those in a
- 18:56Speaker 2: bowling alley, but they're not nearly as prevalent as they
- 19:00Speaker 2: used to be.
- 19:00Speaker 1: They were everywhere when we were going.
- 19:02Speaker 2: Were in bowling alleys, they were in restaurants.
- 19:04Speaker 1: And you could anybody could buy a pack.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Of cigarette red baseball games. Oh yeah, no. My mom
- 19:10Speaker 2: would send me in to buy a buy a pack
- 19:12Speaker 2: of cigarettes, like I was like ten years old, and
- 19:14Speaker 2: I'd be like, can I have a pack of Virginia
- 19:19Speaker 2: Slim one hundred lights?
- 19:22Speaker 1: And did the person give you any crap about it?
- 19:25Speaker 2: Like they didn't care.
- 19:26Speaker 1: They were like here, here you go go.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Uh, you know, smoke them if you got them.
- 19:31Speaker 1: That's crazy to me, But yeah, you could go just
- 19:35Speaker 1: amount anywhere, put some money in and get you a
- 19:38Speaker 1: pack of cigarettes. Now, I don't know that it. Did
- 19:40Speaker 1: kids ever buy the cigarettes? I have no idea.
- 19:42Speaker 2: I guarantee the teenagers did.
- 19:44Speaker 1: It. Seems like in hindsight that was a horrible idea.
- 19:46Speaker 2: It was a horrible idea. But you know, and you
- 19:51Speaker 2: also overpaid for them, right because they might be they
- 19:54Speaker 2: might be a bucket like that local gas station, but
- 19:57Speaker 2: at that that cigarette machine is going to be two bucks,
- 19:59Speaker 2: right right, And so they're looking for the people that
- 20:02Speaker 2: are desperate, which.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Then leads me, Okay, talking about cigarette machines leads me
- 20:09Speaker 1: to something else. Smoking and non smoking sections at restaurants.
- 20:14Speaker 2: They still have that in some places. Probably in Missouri
- 20:17Speaker 2: do that. I'm sure that they do.
- 20:19Speaker 1: So. Immy got back from Paris a couple of days
- 20:22Speaker 1: ago and I said to her, what does Paris smell like?
- 20:26Speaker 1: And she said, everybody smokes in Paris. It smelt like
- 20:29Speaker 1: cigarette smoke.
- 20:30Speaker 2: Well, that's funny. So we always chose, well, it depended
- 20:34Speaker 2: who we were going with, right, If we're going with
- 20:36Speaker 2: my mom, we always chose the smoking section.
- 20:38Speaker 1: Yeah. My dad smoked like a house on fire, so
- 20:41Speaker 1: we always said in the smoking section.
- 20:43Speaker 2: Yeah. But if we said in the non smoking section,
- 20:46Speaker 2: it wasn't like it was a walled off room. It
- 20:49Speaker 2: was just this section of the restaurant. And there might
- 20:52Speaker 2: be this little tiny like half wall half wall on
- 20:56Speaker 2: your booth, which is really only about it two feet
- 20:59Speaker 2: maybe at but probably a foot, and the person right
- 21:02Speaker 2: next to you was smoking in the smoking stone right now,
- 21:05Speaker 2: you're still gathering. And to me, there's nothing I can't
- 21:09Speaker 2: stand more than trying to eat and smelling cigarette smoke.
- 21:13Speaker 1: Here's the thing I think, because I grew up everybody
- 21:16Speaker 1: in my life smoked cigarette smoke to this day does
- 21:20Speaker 1: not bother me. It does me, I know, And it's
- 21:22Speaker 1: so funny from the former smoker that it bothers you.
- 21:25Speaker 1: But but yeah, everybody smoked in the eighties.
- 21:32Speaker 2: Everybody.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Everybody.
- 21:34Speaker 2: I mean, so people would go walking into Kmart smoking, right,
- 21:40Speaker 2: they're just puffing away. I don't know where they're flicking
- 21:43Speaker 2: their ashes. I guess on the floor.
- 21:45Speaker 1: Pregnant women smoke.
- 21:47Speaker 2: They smoked on airplanes.
- 21:48Speaker 1: That's insane to me.
- 21:50Speaker 2: They smoked on airplanes. So not only are you in
- 21:52Speaker 2: the big giant metal tube of death.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Yes, right, but you're also with getting long cancer with
- 21:58Speaker 1: a small little fire going in your Yes.
- 22:01Speaker 2: Movie theaters, yep. Smoke. Restaurants, smoke, office buildings. People would
- 22:09Speaker 2: be working in the office smoking. Yes.
- 22:12Speaker 1: I don't understand that. No.
- 22:13Speaker 2: And eventually they were like, Okay, you got to go
- 22:15Speaker 2: outside to smoke, Like, no smoking inside. You gotta go
- 22:19Speaker 2: outside to smoke. But I remember in around college I
- 22:23Speaker 2: worked at an office depot, right, and this dude comes
- 22:28Speaker 2: in trying to hide a cigarette, but he's smoking when
- 22:31Speaker 2: there's no smoke in a in a building. Yeah, it's
- 22:35Speaker 2: obvious when someone comes in.
- 22:36Speaker 1: With a lit cigarette, it sticks out like a.
- 22:41Speaker 2: Purple thumb. And I'd be like, sir, there's no smoking
- 22:47Speaker 2: in here. And he just didn't even pay any attention
- 22:49Speaker 2: to me.
- 22:50Speaker 1: So, my mom, do.
- 22:51Speaker 2: You know what I did? Kick them in the crutch?
- 22:54Speaker 1: I was like, I'm sorry. I thought you were there
- 22:56Speaker 1: with your story. Were you not done? So my mom,
- 22:59Speaker 1: speaking of men a pause, I know, since it doesn't
- 23:01Speaker 1: make you uncomfortable or anything, that my mom had a
- 23:04Speaker 1: hysterectomy when I was in la second grade. So when
- 23:10Speaker 1: would that have been eighty seven ish, eighty six or
- 23:14Speaker 1: eighty seven? Well, back then you stayed in the hospital
- 23:17Speaker 1: like a week, right, my dad smoked in the hospital room. Yes, yeah,
- 23:22Speaker 1: in her hospital room because insane my grandmother, so my
- 23:28Speaker 1: mom's mom came home from the hospital pitching a fit
- 23:33Speaker 1: that my dad had been smoking in my mom's hospital
- 23:37Speaker 1: right after her surgery. But can you.
- 23:40Speaker 2: Imagine no, no, I mean yeah, that that has flown
- 23:46Speaker 2: out the window.
- 23:47Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, listen, that's one of the good things
- 23:49Speaker 1: that yes, that we've miss six has brought us, certainly, Okay,
- 23:53Speaker 1: not everything is worse than twenty twenty six.
- 23:55Speaker 2: And it was nineteen eighties, and that includes smoking sections,
- 23:58Speaker 2: smoking and buildings, the office, airplanes came art whatever.
- 24:01Speaker 1: I got one more thing for he related to cigarettes, okay,
- 24:05Speaker 1: the built in cigarette lighters and cars.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's where I stick my change. Wait,
- 24:14Speaker 2: not anymore.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Not.
- 24:15Speaker 2: I was like an out not in this car. No,
- 24:17Speaker 2: but in the last car that I had, I think
- 24:18Speaker 2: they probably had like a built in cigarette lighter.
- 24:20Speaker 1: You remember the smell, of course, the smell of the
- 24:24Speaker 1: lighter itself.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Yes, when you pushed it. Oh, you're talking about the lighter.
- 24:28Speaker 2: I thought you're talking about the ash trays.
- 24:29Speaker 1: No, the lighter. Do you remember the cigarette lighters?
- 24:33Speaker 2: Yes, I remember the cigarette lighters and the ash trays
- 24:36Speaker 2: inside the car.
- 24:37Speaker 1: So when you pushed in the cigarette lighter to heat up,
- 24:41Speaker 1: it had a definite smell.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Yes, and then it turned orange yes, and it was
- 24:47Speaker 2: hotter than boiling water.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Did you ever have an intrusive thought that you wanted
- 24:53Speaker 1: to touch it? Because I did, No, I knew better.
- 24:57Speaker 2: I had probably been burned as a kid by touching
- 24:59Speaker 2: a stove or whatever, and so I knew not to
- 25:02Speaker 2: I knew that I did not want to get burned.
- 25:04Speaker 1: I remember saying something to my mom when I was
- 25:07Speaker 1: little about like wanting to touch it, and she was like, yeah,
- 25:11Speaker 1: do it and find out the.
- 25:13Speaker 2: Most around and find out right.
- 25:16Speaker 1: So it was it's interesting how much of our lives
- 25:19Speaker 1: just revolved around smoking.
- 25:21Speaker 2: Yes, that's so weird. So remember remember like in the
- 25:25Speaker 2: in the car, if you were in the back seat
- 25:27Speaker 2: on the on the front seats, on the back of
- 25:29Speaker 2: the front seat, you pull out, you pull out the
- 25:31Speaker 2: little astra, right, so people in the back could just
- 25:34Speaker 2: ash there.
- 25:35Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't understand it.
- 25:37Speaker 2: I mean, and we wonder why this country has like asthma, cancer, yeah,
- 25:42Speaker 2: emphysemab all that stuff. Yeah.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Okay, So all of this brought me to thinking about
- 25:53Speaker 1: the malls of the nineteen eighties. Oh yeah, because an
- 25:59Speaker 1: in side mall, at least in the metro Atlanta area
- 26:03Speaker 1: is not something that we have a whole lot of anymore.
- 26:06Speaker 1: And the ones that are laughter like ghost Town, Yeah yeah,
- 26:09Speaker 1: they're just basically riding out their lease, yes, and making
- 26:14Speaker 1: plans on you know, it's gonna be bull dozed and
- 26:16Speaker 1: turned into something else.
- 26:17Speaker 2: Right, We walked through one of those not too long ago,
- 26:21Speaker 2: and we saw tumbleweeds rolling through.
- 26:26Speaker 1: But the mall was central to a kid slash teenager's
- 26:32Speaker 1: life back in the nineteen Yes, that's where it all
- 26:37Speaker 1: went down.
- 26:37Speaker 2: Yes, you had your arcades there right, like a Laddin's
- 26:41Speaker 2: castle where you just walked into a room and there
- 26:44Speaker 2: was all this beautiful noise and sounds and lights, and
- 26:51Speaker 2: it was like a little piece of heaven.
- 26:53Speaker 1: So I got a little something for you. You ready,
- 26:56Speaker 1: I'm ready. In the nineteen eighty, the mall wasn't just
- 27:01Speaker 1: a place to shop. It was where life quietly unfolded.
- 27:05Speaker 1: On any given afternoon, Teenagers wandered its chiled corridors without
- 27:09Speaker 1: a plan, doing laps past record stores and clothing racks,
- 27:13Speaker 1: hoping to run into someone familiar. The air smelled lights, pizza, sugar,
- 27:19Speaker 1: and freedom, and time seemed to slow down under those
- 27:22Speaker 1: fluorescent lights and potted palms. You didn't need money or
- 27:26Speaker 1: even a destination. You just needed to be there. The
- 27:30Speaker 1: mall gave us a rare kind of independence, a shared,
- 27:34Speaker 1: unsupervised space where friendships formed, crushes were spotted from across
- 27:39Speaker 1: the atrium, and growing up happened one escalator ride at
- 27:43Speaker 1: a time. Long before phones told us where to go
- 27:46Speaker 1: or who we were, the mall gave us room to
- 27:49Speaker 1: figure it all out together. Did you write that, Yeah,
- 27:54Speaker 1: that's a You should be a poet, you know. I
- 27:58Speaker 1: fancy myself a writer.
- 27:59Speaker 2: Yeah, though, that was really good to me. Sugar, that's
- 28:03Speaker 2: what the mall smells like, more so than even pizza sugar.
- 28:06Speaker 1: It was just a mixture of smell. Yeah.
- 28:08Speaker 2: I guess if you walk through the food court, you're
- 28:11Speaker 2: probably going to smell pizza, right, But anywhere else, I
- 28:15Speaker 2: felt like it just always smelled like sugar.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Listen, that's not a bad smell. There was a time
- 28:20Speaker 1: when if you wanted to see your friends, you didn't
- 28:22Speaker 1: text them, you didn't email them, you didn't DM them.
- 28:26Speaker 1: You went to the mall. Yeah, Like, that's where you went.
- 28:29Speaker 1: You knew they were there. You would find them there.
- 28:31Speaker 1: You just showed up and you would run into somebody there.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Whether it was a friend, it was a crush, it
- 28:37Speaker 1: was an enemy. You would find somebody at the mall. Right,
- 28:41Speaker 1: So I want to talk a little bit more about
- 28:44Speaker 1: the mall culture of the nineteen eighties.
- 28:47Speaker 2: Ooh, I like.
- 28:48Speaker 1: Because that is what I feel like. We lost it,
- 28:53Speaker 1: slipped through our fingers and we didn't even realize it
- 28:56Speaker 1: was leaving until it was already gone.
- 29:03Speaker 2: Comment, Ca, let's go to Is that what you said
- 29:16Speaker 2: to your friends?
- 29:17Speaker 1: Yes, let's go to the mall today. I was always
- 29:20Speaker 1: up for a trip to the mall. Yeah, okay, the
- 29:24Speaker 1: mall was our social media feed before social media even existed.
- 29:31Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I can see that. What are some of
- 29:34Speaker 2: the stores that you remember always going to in the
- 29:38Speaker 2: in the mall in the in the eighties.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Okay, So my family lived.
- 29:43Speaker 2: For Sears, Your family lived for Sears, Sears or Bust. Okay,
- 29:49Speaker 2: we we did Sears, Jenny.
- 29:52Speaker 1: JC Penny locally. I think this was a regional store.
- 29:57Speaker 1: We had riches, which was a step up from Sears
- 30:00Speaker 1: and JC Pitt.
- 30:01Speaker 2: Yeah, we did not. We did not have riches.
- 30:03Speaker 1: What about Mervins? Did you guys have a Mervan? You
- 30:07Speaker 1: did not have a mrrh Yes? What was your nicer store?
- 30:11Speaker 2: Then? I'm trying to think of what it was. Now
- 30:17Speaker 2: why am I not coming to I want to say
- 30:19Speaker 2: it begins with a D. But all I want to
- 30:20Speaker 2: say is deer Bergs, and that's a grocery store. Dillards, Dillard's.
- 30:24Speaker 2: Did you have a Dillards? We did, We had a Dillards.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Yeah, and those were those were nice stores. Yeah, okay,
- 30:29Speaker 1: let's talk about so those were what do they call
- 30:31Speaker 1: those the anchors?
- 30:31Speaker 2: Yeah, those were like the anchors. Yeah, they were at
- 30:33Speaker 2: like the corners of the mall or something like.
- 30:35Speaker 1: Let's talk about what was inside.
- 30:37Speaker 2: We would always get all when we got when we
- 30:39Speaker 2: got in high school, and we would roll through Dillard's
- 30:43Speaker 2: or J. C. Penny or whatever. We would walk by
- 30:46Speaker 2: the cologne section where they had the free colone out
- 30:49Speaker 2: and spray.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta spray yourself down so you smelled good
- 30:52Speaker 1: for the lady. Okay, So what about Benaton? Did you
- 30:57Speaker 1: ever see a Benaton store?
- 30:58Speaker 2: I know I saw a Benaton store, but I have
- 31:00Speaker 2: no idea what it was.
- 31:01Speaker 1: Benetton was colorful clothing that was just yep. So eighties yep,
- 31:07Speaker 1: the gap of course. What about Chess King?
- 31:13Speaker 2: I don't remember Chess King.
- 31:14Speaker 1: What about did you have an a spree store?
- 31:17Speaker 2: We did have a spree store.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Okay, you have a stride right store for your shoes.
- 31:23Speaker 1: Maybe we had a lot of foot lockers. Okay, foot locker,
- 31:26Speaker 1: we can do that.
- 31:27Speaker 2: What about Sam Goodie, Yes, record store, baby, Sam Goodie.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Camelot Music, yep, power records, power records, yesday. Speaking of
- 31:36Speaker 1: something inside of a mall that is one hundred percent
- 31:42Speaker 1: obsolete now, even if you can go find a mall somewhere.
- 31:46Speaker 1: You went into one of those music stores and they
- 31:49Speaker 1: had a music listening station and you would put on
- 31:53Speaker 1: the big headphones. Yep. I don't remember how you picked
- 31:57Speaker 1: out what you wanted to listen to, but you could
- 31:59Speaker 1: stand there and get a snippet of the song. Do
- 32:01Speaker 1: you remember this was absolutely who disinfected those headphones?
- 32:05Speaker 2: Nobody, which is why we all have your infections.
- 32:08Speaker 1: Now. What about B Dalton?
- 32:12Speaker 2: Oh yeah, B Dalton books? Baby? Did you have probably
- 32:16Speaker 2: where I bought my first book? Was B Dalton?
- 32:18Speaker 1: Really? What about uh KB toys?
- 32:22Speaker 2: We had KB?
- 32:23Speaker 1: Okay? Now what about Spencer's.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Of course every mall has a Spencer's.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Why did Spencers have a twenty one in older section?
- 32:31Speaker 2: Yeah? Because there were some things in Spencer's that little
- 32:34Speaker 2: kids shouldn't be seen.
- 32:35Speaker 1: I mean that I learned some things in Spencer's. Yes,
- 32:39Speaker 1: But then it also made me think I shouldn't let
- 32:41Speaker 1: my mom go in there because she didn't know those things.
- 32:44Speaker 1: I didn't want to be embarrassed. Yes, yeah, So for
- 32:48Speaker 1: the girls or the ladies, we had Claire's, uh huh.
- 32:51Speaker 1: And we had of course, there was always the jewelry store,
- 32:55Speaker 1: like a K Jeweler's or a Zal's. You always had
- 32:57Speaker 1: to pass by the jewelry store.
- 33:00Speaker 2: About radio shack we had there was there was always
- 33:03Speaker 2: a radio shack, and.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Then a couple of like not branded stores. But you
- 33:10Speaker 1: always had the hair salon. You always had the photo
- 33:14Speaker 1: studio where they would do like the glamor glammer shots. Yes,
- 33:18Speaker 1: you always had a shoe repair shop.
- 33:21Speaker 2: Yeah I never understood that, but yeah I do.
- 33:24Speaker 1: Well, do you never got your shoes repair?
- 33:25Speaker 2: No?
- 33:26Speaker 1: Really? Oh okay, so yeah, Just does any of that
- 33:30Speaker 1: bring back any memory?
- 33:31Speaker 2: Oh for sure? For sure. Do you remember Marshall Fields?
- 33:38Speaker 2: Marshall Fields?
- 33:39Speaker 1: That name was he on How I Met your Mother?
- 33:44Speaker 2: No, he was not with the Robin Smarkles and How
- 33:47Speaker 2: I Met your mother?
- 33:48Speaker 1: What? What? What is a Marshall Fields?
- 33:50Speaker 2: It was written in cursive and it was green and
- 33:53Speaker 2: it said Marshall Fields and it was an upscale department store.
- 34:00Speaker 1: So the ones that we just named, or even if
- 34:02Speaker 1: it's not one that we've named, what store would teenage
- 34:07Speaker 1: Jim go into if he was cruising the mall.
- 34:12Speaker 2: Uh, We're probably going into foot locker, okay, because they
- 34:17Speaker 2: had more than just shoes, right.
- 34:20Speaker 1: Uh.
- 34:21Speaker 2: Was Champs sporting goods in there, so we're probably We're
- 34:24Speaker 2: probably going into sporting goods stores because that's where you
- 34:27Speaker 2: got your umbros Yeah, well yes, or your you know
- 34:32Speaker 2: hats yep, right though. There was a place called lids
- 34:36Speaker 2: Z that did nothing but hats, so we're probably going there.
- 34:40Speaker 2: We're going to some kind of music store, whether it's
- 34:45Speaker 2: Sam Goody or whether it's music Land.
- 34:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:50Speaker 2: I think we had more music Lands than Sam Goodi's.
- 34:53Speaker 2: But that was good. That was good. There was a
- 34:56Speaker 2: place called Tape World where they sold cassettes. Yes, uh,
- 35:01Speaker 2: we would go there. Of course we'd hit the food court.
- 35:04Speaker 2: So the mall is where young Jim discovered Chick fil
- 35:07Speaker 2: A because we didn't have any Chick fil As in Missouri. Yeah, uh,
- 35:10Speaker 2: Saborrow Yeah, because we didn't have that New York style
- 35:15Speaker 2: pizza where Michael Scott can go into the city and
- 35:18Speaker 2: get a slice.
- 35:20Speaker 1: So this might surprise you. We had to go to
- 35:24Speaker 1: the mall to get Chick fil A when I was
- 35:26Speaker 1: growing up. Really we didn't. They didn't have standalone Chick
- 35:29Speaker 1: fil A's when I was growing up. It was like, yeah,
- 35:32Speaker 1: you had to go into the mall to get your
- 35:33Speaker 1: Chick fil a and it. Boy, it was just better
- 35:36Speaker 1: back then. I don't know why.
- 35:38Speaker 2: Yeah, because they cook things in unhealthy oil back then,
- 35:41Speaker 2: that's why.
- 35:42Speaker 1: But the food court it deserves its own I think
- 35:46Speaker 1: moment here in our conversation section, no matter what drew
- 35:51Speaker 1: you into the mall, you were always going to have
- 35:54Speaker 1: your time in the food court. Oh absolutely, So you
- 35:58Speaker 1: named Sparrow chick fil A? What I Panda Express Andanda Express.
- 36:04Speaker 1: What about the Great American Cookie Company?
- 36:07Speaker 2: Yes, the Great American Cookie Company.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Every time I went to the mall, I had to
- 36:11Speaker 1: get a cookie from the Great American Cookie Company. Basking Robins.
- 36:16Speaker 1: You could probably get some ice cream. There was gonna be,
- 36:19Speaker 1: no doubt, a store where you could buy something on
- 36:23Speaker 1: a stick.
- 36:24Speaker 2: Yeah, hot dog on a stick.
- 36:26Speaker 1: Hot dog on a stick. Something was going to be
- 36:28Speaker 1: sold on a stick.
- 36:29Speaker 2: What about the Great Steak and Potato Company.
- 36:31Speaker 1: Yes, I hadn't thought about that in a million years.
- 36:34Speaker 1: Did you ever eat there? I did not, but that
- 36:36Speaker 1: must have been for our parents. They also had rax
- 36:39Speaker 1: roast beef okay, which there's only a couple of racks
- 36:42Speaker 1: left in the nation now I think they're in Kentucky. Wow.
- 36:46Speaker 2: But we used to have those in Saint Louis And
- 36:49Speaker 2: next time we were in Kentucky, I think I want
- 36:51Speaker 2: to try and find a rax.
- 36:52Speaker 1: What about in Nathan's famous hot Dogs?
- 36:54Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, they had that.
- 36:57Speaker 1: And then we got to the point where there would
- 37:02Speaker 1: be a euro gyro a yeah, a euro Those started
- 37:13Speaker 1: appearing in the food court. But that was like if
- 37:16Speaker 1: you thought you were something, that's then you started getting
- 37:18Speaker 1: the euros.
- 37:20Speaker 2: So you said, Missus Fields, was that part of the
- 37:24Speaker 2: food court or was that part? Was that just somewhere else?
- 37:28Speaker 2: So it was a great American cookie company.
- 37:30Speaker 1: It would be like at the food court, but it
- 37:33Speaker 1: would be like right on the outside of the food Okay,
- 37:35Speaker 1: what about the places where there was just like random
- 37:38Speaker 1: food places like Orange Julius that earn in the food court,
- 37:41Speaker 1: but it would be near kind of well maybe not.
- 37:44Speaker 2: So it wasn't part of the food court. And here's
- 37:46Speaker 2: why the.
- 37:50Speaker 1: Food Corners downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It's not
- 37:53Speaker 1: like we're talking quantum physics here. The cookie I love that.
- 37:57Speaker 1: Did you ever get an orange Julius?
- 37:59Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Oh than I did, think I ever did. How'd they
- 38:01Speaker 1: stay in business then?
- 38:03Speaker 2: I don't know, But I mean, obviously people were buying them,
- 38:06Speaker 2: but it just wasn't me.
- 38:08Speaker 1: So for a lot of us, the food court at
- 38:11Speaker 1: the mall was the first place we ordered food without
- 38:13Speaker 1: our parents. You would it was not unusual to split
- 38:17Speaker 1: a meal, or split an order of fries, or to
- 38:20Speaker 1: share a soda. But that level of independence that you had.
- 38:25Speaker 2: What about Kenny Rogers Roasters.
- 38:28Speaker 1: I we had one of those right down the street
- 38:30Speaker 1: from my house when I was growing up.
- 38:32Speaker 2: We did not they were only in the mall. Of
- 38:35Speaker 2: course that was probably that was probably more early nineties
- 38:38Speaker 2: than eighties.
- 38:39Speaker 1: But if you had to build the perfect nineteen eighties
- 38:43Speaker 1: food court, tell me what the three for sure restaurants
- 38:48Speaker 1: would be.
- 38:49Speaker 2: Oh, it's going to be a Chick fil A okay,
- 38:52Speaker 2: so borrow okay, and the Great Steak and Potato Company.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Okay, so it's going to be Chick fil A sborrow, No,
- 39:02Speaker 1: the Great Cookie Company.
- 39:04Speaker 2: No, the Great Steak and Potato, the cookie company.
- 39:07Speaker 1: What's it called, the American Cookie The American Cookie Company,
- 39:11Speaker 1: Great American, the Great American Cookie Company. And I'll give
- 39:16Speaker 1: you the steak and Potato just because that does bring
- 39:18Speaker 1: back some But I think we need something on a stick.
- 39:20Speaker 1: So I'm gonna do the stick.
- 39:21Speaker 2: You're gonna do hot dog, gonna stick the stick food,
- 39:24Speaker 2: the stick food. You're not going to do the gyros.
- 39:28Speaker 1: No gyros. I've never had a gyro in my life.
- 39:30Speaker 1: I'm not going to start at forty six.
- 39:31Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, you're only forty six, I know, right,
- 39:36Speaker 2: Oh goodness.
- 39:37Speaker 1: I know. I'm a good bit younger than you. Don't
- 39:38Speaker 1: forget that. What about Pretzels at Wetzels Pretzels at Wetzels.
- 39:42Speaker 2: Wetzels was a pretzel company.
- 39:44Speaker 1: So I liked Anti Ann's pretzels.
- 39:46Speaker 2: Well you should have had Wetzels Pretzels.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Does Wetzel still have pretzels?
- 39:51Speaker 2: Yes, Wetzels has pretzels.
- 39:53Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
- 39:54Speaker 2: But you know they also had like TCB y there
- 39:57Speaker 2: in the right, the country's best yogurt. Yes, they always
- 40:02Speaker 2: had some Chinese food. It wasn't always Panda Express or
- 40:05Speaker 2: maybe there was Panda Express, but then there was like
- 40:07Speaker 2: another Chinese place there that you weren't really sure if
- 40:11Speaker 2: they were serving real authentic Chinese food or they were
- 40:14Speaker 2: serving cat Okay, what about caramel corn? You remember that?
- 40:17Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, I could go for some good caramel corn
- 40:21Speaker 1: right now. So I asked our listeners on social media
- 40:26Speaker 1: if they had any stories. I didn't get a ton
- 40:33Speaker 1: of feedback, but let me read you what I got. Here.
- 40:40Speaker 1: We go, so Brandon Williams. Back in the day where
- 40:43Speaker 1: I lived in Rocky Mountain, North Carolina, we had two malls,
- 40:47Speaker 1: Terrytown and Golden East. You know there were You always
- 40:51Speaker 1: had at least two malls. Oh yeah, and you had
- 40:53Speaker 1: your preference on which one you wanted to go to.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Terrytown is no longer here, But I remember the electric
- 40:59Speaker 1: train that cost fifty cents for about a ten minute ride.
- 41:03Speaker 2: I remember the electric train. I didn't ever ride it, though.
- 41:06Speaker 2: You have to realize I didn't start going to the
- 41:08Speaker 2: mall until I was like a teenager. I didn't do
- 41:11Speaker 2: it like as a little kid. My parents weren't out
- 41:13Speaker 2: shopping at the mall.
- 41:14Speaker 1: And then he said he would then go and blow
- 41:17Speaker 1: five dollars in quarters in the arcade.
- 41:19Speaker 2: See, I am jealous of that because I never got
- 41:21Speaker 2: to do that.
- 41:22Speaker 1: So Sean Nihoff said, I used to run off and
- 41:26Speaker 1: hide in the department stores, and my little brother would
- 41:29Speaker 1: think I got kidnapped. It was cruel, but I got
- 41:32Speaker 1: to kick out of it.
- 41:34Speaker 2: That's great. That's great.
- 41:39Speaker 1: So on a given week, sixteen seventeen year old gym,
- 41:47Speaker 1: how often did he go to the mall.
- 41:48Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday nights? Because we were cruising for one, Oh, yeah,
- 41:52Speaker 2: you go, we were cruising, and then we would well,
- 41:56Speaker 2: we would probably go into the mall at first, right
- 41:58Speaker 2: to do whatever by by whatever kasingles that we wanted,
- 42:04Speaker 2: certainly spray on some cologne and then they'll look at
- 42:07Speaker 2: the foot locker or the champs, and then we were
- 42:11Speaker 2: back out to the car, you know, cruising around until
- 42:14Speaker 2: they finally made a no cruising ordinance at the mall. Yes,
- 42:17Speaker 2: because it was just it was out of control.
- 42:20Speaker 1: Yeah, it became a whole big old thing. I know
- 42:23Speaker 1: it did here as well.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Our favorite thing maybe that happened at the mall though,
- 42:28Speaker 2: and it happened pre Wayne's world. Remember in Wayne's World,
- 42:33Speaker 2: when Wayne's ex girlfriend is riding the bike and she's
- 42:37Speaker 2: like Hi, Wayne, Hi, and then she hits the car
- 42:40Speaker 2: and goes flying off. So we are walking at the mall,
- 42:45Speaker 2: three of us and this girl who's driving. There's these
- 42:51Speaker 2: two girls, ones in the passenger seat, ones in the
- 42:52Speaker 2: driver's seat. Well, I guess the one in the driver's
- 42:54Speaker 2: seat wanted to get my friend's attention. So she's basically
- 42:57Speaker 2: like calling him. She's like Hi Wayne, Wayne, and boom
- 43:01Speaker 2: she crashes into the car in front of her.
- 43:03Speaker 1: Oh no, and then let's.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Out a squeal and we just all start cracking up,
- 43:08Speaker 2: dying last.
- 43:09Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 43:10Speaker 2: And so when Wayne's World comes out and they do that,
- 43:12Speaker 2: we just like lost it. We just it'suse. We have
- 43:16Speaker 2: lived that in real life. Yes, and so yeah, it
- 43:20Speaker 2: was hilarious. I mean the thing in Wayne's World isn't
- 43:22Speaker 2: that funny?
- 43:23Speaker 1: Right?
- 43:23Speaker 2: People might laugh, but we we were on the floor
- 43:26Speaker 2: because we had lived it.
- 43:28Speaker 1: So just think about the different things that we talked
- 43:32Speaker 1: about that are obsolete now. The cigarette machines.
- 43:36Speaker 2: The phone booths, busy signals.
- 43:39Speaker 1: I was going to say, you could find all of
- 43:40Speaker 1: those things at them all. Yes, what about a paper box?
- 43:44Speaker 1: Remember you could go you could buy a paper in
- 43:46Speaker 1: the paper box.
- 43:47Speaker 2: Yes, you could buy a paper in the paer box
- 43:49Speaker 2: and if you wanted to, you could rip them off
- 43:51Speaker 2: because you could put in the twenty five cents or
- 43:53Speaker 2: fifty cents and it wasn't pull all the.
- 43:54Speaker 1: Papers out of the I don't know what you're going
- 43:56Speaker 1: to do with, you know, a whole stack of papers,
- 43:59Speaker 1: but you could.
- 44:00Speaker 2: Kids that were hustlers would would sell them for you know,
- 44:03Speaker 2: they'd pay their fifty cents and then sell them for
- 44:05Speaker 2: a quarter and wow, make some money. But of course
- 44:07Speaker 2: they're ripping off the paper. The poor paper got th right.
- 44:11Speaker 2: So I wasn't one of those kids. By the way,
- 44:14Speaker 2: I was never a hustler, so.
- 44:16Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
- 44:18Speaker 2: The only thing I hustled on was the baseball field. Yeah,
- 44:23Speaker 2: those were I forgot about the papers, but yeah, those
- 44:25Speaker 2: those were great times. You could just boom walk in.
- 44:28Speaker 2: I don't know why you wouldn't just go to your
- 44:30Speaker 2: local quick trip and get a paper instead of find
- 44:34Speaker 2: a paper machine on the street and get one.
- 44:37Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was a thing.
- 44:39Speaker 2: It was a thing.
- 44:40Speaker 1: So there's one more thing before we wrap up than
- 44:42Speaker 1: I want to talk about what you would have absolutely
- 44:45Speaker 1: had to have had this if you were going to
- 44:47Speaker 1: be cruising the mall, mote a beeper a lot, communicate with.
- 44:59Speaker 2: Guy paper Die die.
- 45:12Speaker 1: You got to call that number. Yes, did you have
- 45:16Speaker 1: a beeper? Oh?
- 45:17Speaker 2: Of course did you?
- 45:18Speaker 1: Who paid for it?
- 45:21Speaker 2: I guess I did.
- 45:22Speaker 1: That's crazy. I never had a beeper. There are memes
- 45:25Speaker 1: on social media now that joke about gen xers could
- 45:29Speaker 1: take back the world by writing a message like somehow
- 45:35Speaker 1: it's like writing incursive only having the cars with the
- 45:39Speaker 1: stick shift. Yeah, yeah, manual, only having a manual car
- 45:42Speaker 1: and a rotary phone, and we could take back the world.
- 45:45Speaker 1: And if we had threw in a beeper, communicated by beepers,
- 45:49Speaker 1: absolutely they would have no idea what to do with those.
- 45:52Speaker 2: I still had a beeper in the nineties, what because
- 45:56Speaker 2: I could not afford a cell phone plan because they
- 45:58Speaker 2: were still really expensive in the night's right, And so
- 46:00Speaker 2: I had a beeper. And I remember I was working
- 46:02Speaker 2: at office depot and it was like the last day
- 46:06Speaker 2: of the season, and my buddy would text me when
- 46:09Speaker 2: Mark McGuire would hit a home run, right, because all
- 46:12Speaker 2: you could do was put in numbers, right, So he
- 46:14Speaker 2: put in sixty eight, yeah, and then sixty nine and
- 46:17Speaker 2: then seventy and I knew Mark McGuire had finished the
- 46:19Speaker 2: season with seventy home runs.
- 46:21Speaker 1: Awesome, but see, I mean that's just something. When was
- 46:25Speaker 1: the last time you thought about that?
- 46:28Speaker 2: Right now?
- 46:28Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, ain't that crazy?
- 46:30Speaker 2: And when it happened, isn't that crazy?
- 46:32Speaker 1: And you could look down at that little screen.
- 46:35Speaker 2: Because I'm like, who's buzzing me? And they know I'm
- 46:37Speaker 2: at work. I look and I see seventy and I'm.
- 46:39Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, and that cool. Yeah, those were the
- 46:43Speaker 1: good old days.
- 46:43Speaker 2: They were the good old days. I liked it better
- 46:45Speaker 2: when you couldn't get a hold of somebody at will.
- 46:48Speaker 2: I know, it was just it was better. We were happier.
- 46:51Speaker 1: But it's like, okay, so you had a beeper, you
- 46:54Speaker 1: paged somebody and then they called you, and then you
- 46:57Speaker 1: talked my phone. People don't do that.
- 47:00Speaker 2: No, I don't even do that anymore.
- 47:01Speaker 1: I know.
- 47:02Speaker 2: I let my birth mom get on our plan to
- 47:05Speaker 2: have a phone. Because she did that, you had no
- 47:07Speaker 2: way to contact her. But I told her when I
- 47:10Speaker 2: when I shipped her the phone, I said, do not
- 47:12Speaker 2: call me, only text.
- 47:14Speaker 1: I won't answer only text.
- 47:16Speaker 2: I answer the phone call. I answer the phone for
- 47:21Speaker 2: three people in my life. Yeah, you my dad, Jason Colvin.
- 47:28Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say the CFO of your company.
- 47:31Speaker 2: No, uh, Jason will call me like if he's like driving,
- 47:35Speaker 2: you know from URK, you know, if he wants to
- 47:36Speaker 2: say something, he will call me. Or if he wants
- 47:39Speaker 2: me to join Real Quick or see if I can
- 47:41Speaker 2: join Real Quick an episode of his, he will call me.
- 47:44Speaker 2: And so those are really the only three people that
- 47:47Speaker 2: I answer the phone for.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Do you have his pat number?
- 47:49Speaker 2: I do not have his pager number, but I do
- 47:52Speaker 2: have his smart phone cell phone.
- 47:54Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay.
- 47:56Speaker 2: But yeah, other than that, I don't talk on the phone.
- 47:58Speaker 2: I mean I only answer the phone.
- 47:59Speaker 1: I hate talking on the phone. Isn't that just so.
- 48:02Speaker 2: It's weird because you'd think, as children of the eighties,
- 48:04Speaker 2: we would like talking on the phone because we had
- 48:07Speaker 2: corded phones. Speaking of stuff that don't exist anymore, we
- 48:10Speaker 2: had corded phones at.
- 48:11Speaker 1: Home, absolutely with those long cords.
- 48:13Speaker 2: Well, you'd hope it had a long court because if
- 48:15Speaker 2: I had a short cord, you were stuck there talking
- 48:17Speaker 2: in front of everybody.
- 48:18Speaker 1: Everybody got tires with conversation.
- 48:20Speaker 2: But then we'd get the long cords, and I'd grab
- 48:21Speaker 2: the phone from the kitchen and I'd wrap it around
- 48:24Speaker 2: and go into a bedroom. And it wasn't my bedroom anymore,
- 48:27Speaker 2: because my bedroom was downstairs, was like my sister's bedroom.
- 48:29Speaker 2: And I'd wrap it and go in there and shut
- 48:31Speaker 2: the door and lay on her bed and talk on
- 48:32Speaker 2: the phone.
- 48:33Speaker 1: Isn't that awesome?
- 48:35Speaker 2: Something else that you know probably exists, but not too
- 48:38Speaker 2: many people use as a home phone anymore.
- 48:41Speaker 1: Oh right, Yeah, we don't have a home phone.
- 48:43Speaker 2: Right, And if you do have a home phone, it's
- 48:45Speaker 2: most likely it's cordless. It's not corded, right, it's going
- 48:49Speaker 2: to be internet based. What about the the circular the
- 48:53Speaker 2: rotary dials that you had to dial and if.
- 48:55Speaker 1: You messed up one of those last numbers, Oh, it
- 48:58Speaker 1: was it was goad to start over.
- 49:00Speaker 2: Maddening really, So my grandma had a rotary. My grandmother
- 49:04Speaker 2: did two and it was maddening because I'd be trying.
- 49:06Speaker 2: You know, kids are in patient, right, So I'd be
- 49:08Speaker 2: trying to dial fast and I'd I'd either not make
- 49:11Speaker 2: it all the way around, or I'd accidentally go in
- 49:13Speaker 2: the wrong one, and and I'm like, oh gosh, I'm
- 49:16Speaker 2: gonna start all over, to start all over, and then
- 49:18Speaker 2: the anger came in. It's like four two six and
- 49:23Speaker 2: it made that little yes. Yes, did you ever speaking
- 49:29Speaker 2: of busy signals, did you ever do an emergency breakthrough
- 49:32Speaker 2: on someone that had a busy signal?
- 49:33Speaker 1: What?
- 49:34Speaker 2: Yeah, you could never heard of this. Like you could
- 49:36Speaker 2: do an emergent. You could call the operator and be like,
- 49:39Speaker 2: I need to do an emergency breakthrough on their on
- 49:42Speaker 2: their phone because it's been busy for an hour and
- 49:44Speaker 2: a half. I've never been the operator would interrupt their
- 49:47Speaker 2: phone call?
- 49:48Speaker 1: Are you serious?
- 49:48Speaker 2: Yes? It was like call waiting before call waiting.
- 49:51Speaker 1: That's insane, right, So you could be like, I think
- 49:54Speaker 1: my grandma is dead on the floor. Will you please
- 49:56Speaker 1: see if you can interrupt this phone call to see
- 49:59Speaker 1: if she's really tall? Yes?
- 50:00Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, So before we go, I know, I
- 50:03Speaker 2: know you had it wrapped up here, but I'm going
- 50:05Speaker 2: back to the phone things because you said beepers and
- 50:08Speaker 2: that got me on cell phones and then that got
- 50:09Speaker 2: me on real phones again. What about calling for the
- 50:14Speaker 2: time and temperature?
- 50:15Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I love to do that. I like
- 50:19Speaker 1: to do it just because it made me feel grown up.
- 50:22Speaker 2: Right, So you could call for the time and temperature,
- 50:24Speaker 2: and so you could do that. But now it's here
- 50:27Speaker 2: on our cell phones, so we don't ever have to
- 50:29Speaker 2: do that again. But there was also we discovered when
- 50:31Speaker 2: we were teenagers that there was a local like a
- 50:37Speaker 2: local number where you could dial and get like sports scores.
- 50:41Speaker 2: No way, Yeah, so we would dial that. It would
- 50:43Speaker 2: be like the Cubs beat the Mets today four to
- 50:46Speaker 2: three and eleven innings, and you know, the Los Angeles
- 50:50Speaker 2: Lakers beat the Sacramento Kings in overtime.
- 50:53Speaker 1: I have never heard that.
- 50:54Speaker 2: Yes, so we could. We could do that when you know,
- 50:57Speaker 2: before there was twenty four hour news, twenty four hour sports.
- 51:01Speaker 2: It was just you know, that just blows my mind.
- 51:05Speaker 2: I know it was crazy, but it was it was
- 51:07Speaker 2: so much fun. I missed those times.
- 51:08Speaker 1: I do too.
- 51:09Speaker 2: I would like to go back and uh and do
- 51:12Speaker 2: that because I feel like if if we had had
- 51:14Speaker 2: cell phones in the nineteen eighties, Daniel some wouldn't have
- 51:16Speaker 2: got beat up so much.
- 51:17Speaker 1: I know, I know we would have called.
- 51:20Speaker 2: I would have called his mom and if she could
- 51:21Speaker 2: have got that car rolling downhill by herself.
- 51:24Speaker 1: She would have been there in a heartbeat.
- 51:25Speaker 2: And jumped it she'd have been there in her old beat.
- 51:28Speaker 1: Those were the good old days.
- 51:30Speaker 2: They were. Well, this was a lot of fun. Thanks
- 51:33Speaker 2: for bringing back I tried, and I hope the old memories.
- 51:36Speaker 1: I hope people have enjoyed it. That's my favorite part
- 51:39Speaker 1: about what we do here on Children of the Eighties
- 51:42Speaker 1: is just the the warm fuzzies that it can bring
- 51:45Speaker 1: when you start talking about the things from from the eighties.
- 51:50Speaker 2: You know, you know what we should name this episode
- 51:52Speaker 2: because you probably wouldn't named it like Forgotten Things from
- 51:55Speaker 2: the eighties, right right, but we should.
- 51:57Speaker 1: Name it mixed a lot communic.
- 52:04Speaker 2: Beepers. We should name it beepers. Let's do it.
- 52:11Speaker 1: What you got you want to talk about? Before we
- 52:12Speaker 1: wrap this bad boy.
- 52:13Speaker 2: Up, I just want to say that if you haven't
- 52:16Speaker 2: checked us out, go check us out on Patreon. We
- 52:18Speaker 2: will have another episode coming out this week. This week,
- 52:21Speaker 2: we're gonna get our act together and we're gonna get
- 52:23Speaker 2: it done, y'all. And you know, there's good community over there.
- 52:27Speaker 2: People are participating in polls and chats and and everything
- 52:31Speaker 2: else I put out there the other day. You know,
- 52:34Speaker 2: if you if you could only pick five songs from
- 52:36Speaker 2: the eighties, what would they be and people were like,
- 52:39Speaker 2: are you insane? It's impossible, and I'm like, it is impossible,
- 52:43Speaker 2: but just name the first five that come off your head,
- 52:45Speaker 2: and so they did. We had good conversations about it.
- 52:47Speaker 2: Of course, everybody picked good songs and so what.
- 52:49Speaker 1: You you have told me numerous times the difference between
- 52:53Speaker 1: what we do here and what we're doing there is there.
- 52:58Speaker 1: I can be unhinged, I cannot be unhinged. And I
- 53:02Speaker 1: have thought, and I have thought, and I have thought,
- 53:04Speaker 1: and I have an unhinged story for Patreon this month.
- 53:09Speaker 2: Oh you do. I thought you were already unhinged.
- 53:12Speaker 1: I know, but that's why. Do you know how hard
- 53:14Speaker 1: I've had to work to come up with something that
- 53:16Speaker 1: makes me more unhinged than I am here. But I've
- 53:20Speaker 1: done it, and so I can't wait to share it.
- 53:23Speaker 2: Yeah, go check that out. We're on Patreon. I mean,
- 53:26Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 53:26Speaker 1: That may have just scared people away.
- 53:27Speaker 2: Wait, I mean it could have, but I may have.
- 53:29Speaker 2: You know, you did the old radio teaser right like
- 53:32Speaker 2: I know people are like, Ooh, I wonder what that's
- 53:35Speaker 2: going to be. I may have to uh go check
- 53:37Speaker 2: it out, Go check it out and jump in.
- 53:39Speaker 1: So You can find us on all the socials. We
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- 53:48Speaker 1: Jim what's our handle?
- 53:49Speaker 2: At Children of Underscore Eighties. You can also reach us
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- 54:16Speaker 2: about our childhood memories.
- 54:18Speaker 1: And most importantly, we would be ever indebted to you
- 54:21Speaker 1: if you would tell someone absolutely.
- 54:25Speaker 2: But until next time, I'm Jim.
- 54:29Speaker 1: And I'm Lindsay and we are Children of the Eighties.
- 54:34Speaker 1: See you next Wednesday.