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Aliens and Butts | The Treehouse | It's Friday!!! #39 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the Treehouse.
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I'm Daniel Malley along with Raj Sharma on a Friday Treehouse episode thirty.
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I'm not here? Did I not say? You? No? Really?
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Really? Man? That's embarrassing, and that's how it always goes. It's
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you Betrath and me. Yeah, when you me and then stared at his
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face, I'm really sorry. Trey Trenhon's also here, guys, and Trey
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Trey fell, get off the floor, Trey, you're here. Tell you
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what I'm gonna make up for. Here we go, Here we go.
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It is time to leave your worries outside and join me. Daniel Mally,
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Raj Sharma. I did it again. I'm gonna get this right, all
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right, hang on, I'm just gonna I'm gonna start with the quicker starting
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show winter right. Here we go. It is time to leave your worries
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outside and join me Daniel Malley and Trede Trentholme inside the Treehouse. Now you
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left that right, she left me out? Well, then what do you
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motherfuckers do it? Are you having a fucking stroke? What is happening now?
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All right? Look full disclosure the first one unintentional the following two.
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Okay, I need to go back to that neurologist or a better one.
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He had a nice office. It's very convincing. Yeah, he told me
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this sleeping bag is just the testing area. I don't. I guess I'm
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pretty gullible. Uh, Daniel Malley, that's me along with Tarry Trenholme and
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Raj Sharma. We're all here inside the treehouse. Uh. We all have
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power, at least for now, barring any more tree limbs taking out power
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lines in front of Raja's house. We might all make it to the end
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of this episode. But that'll be one of the interesting twists on this show,
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which is we all started here together? Will we end that way?
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There are radio stations that can't say the same. I know because I've been
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a part of a couple. Not my fault though. All Right, So
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today is Friday, May thirty first, Yeah, final day of May May
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thirty first, twenty twenty four. Lots to get to today, including the
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scariest of aliens. Also, will we ever get to the moose baby story?
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And the reason I asked that question is because in our previous episode we
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got majorly sidetracked with the was it Tavarious from Wheel of Fortune and was right
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in the butt guess of solving the puzzle, which led us into the classic
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South Park Wheel of Fortune thing uh, which, by the way, I
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did go back and bleep that in post. There's no way I can let
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that go. I was just like, no, I gotta I need to
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know thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just because it's okay for
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YouTube doesn't make it okay for us in and on YouTube. So I went
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the smart way there, uh. And then that led us into a couple
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of old classic uh clips from the Newlywed game all the way back in the
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seventies maybe early eighties. I'm not sure exactly where the clips, uh what
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year the clips you know aired? But that got us to Olga Olga.
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It's like when you search for classic Newlywed game, the one that comes to
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mind most, and if you start typing it on YouTube, it'll finish it
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for you. Then that is in the butt bob Okay. That's where bob
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U Banks asks the panel of women as their husbands are sequestered. Rox,
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I'm sorry, he asked, initially asked the husband. So then they write
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down their answers, and they bring back the wives to see if they match
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the answers, and Bob you Banks asks the wives, where is the weirdest
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place you've wanted to make whoopee? And Olga seems shy about answering it at
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first, because, well, I guess it's not a standard answer, So
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instead of saying in the kitchen or in the car, she said in the
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ass. It turns out there's a little backstory to that clip, and I
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think it's only fitting that if you want to know behind the scenes information on
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butt stuff on the Newlywed game, the place you need to go for that
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information is going to Bob Ye Banks himself. Right, So here we go.
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Here is the behind the story of in the Butt Bob from Bob ye
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Banks himself, star of the newly Legged game. There was an urban legend
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that went out there that said I said, where's the strangest, most unusual
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place you've ever made whoopee? And the lady was supposed to have said,
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well, that would be in the butt Bob, And that never happened.
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That never happened. Well, five years ago I get a cough and Game
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Show Network and they said you better come down here and take a look at
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this. So I go down and take a look at it. There is
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this little Caucasian lady from Pennsylvania, right, her name is old Guy.
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And I said, where's the strangest, most unusual place you've ever said made?
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And she said in the ass? I said, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, it has to be a location.
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Oh oh sorry. You know, so that that didn't make it on the
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air. We cuckooed that one out. So do you get that now?
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So that clip that we aired last time never even made the air, But
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it's on YouTube, right, It's on YouTube, which means it got out
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somewhere somehow, right, M. So here's the here, here's the how
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that didn't make it on the air. We cuckooed that one out. When
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they did the Chuck Barrow's story Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Uh called her
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up and they said we're gonna put the clip in the movie and she said,
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oh no, no, I'm a grandmother, now, please don't do
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that. They said, well, it's worth cold right ahead and put it
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in. You know, I guess that was a normal phrase for Olga five
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thousand bucks to put it right in. Yeah, warn't She got the the
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first time, I'm assuming. So there you have the behind the story of
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in the Butt, Bob Slash Olga's in the Ass, the Mowed game.
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I feel proud of us for being able to revisit something and tie an ize
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bow on it and give people the information that they never asked for. There
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you go. I think that should be the slogan of this show, the
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information you never asked for. Yeah, it's very accurate, it's certainly fitting.
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It's definitely appropriate. I am working on a marketing slash advertising campaign the
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Treehouse podcast Everywhere you Don't want to be There you go. Yeah, I
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think this one would play along nicely as a you know, he aged really
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well, he looks good. I don't know how long ago this is,
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but he well yeah, this clip here of Bob you makes it that wasn't
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like last week, no, no, yeah, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
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was probably twenty years ago. So yeah, that was a great movie.
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So whenever, whenever that was recorded with Bob You Banks, I don't know,
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but the clip that I just played on YouTube that is from ten years
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ago. Okay, so it's like it's at least ten years ago and Trey
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you're right, it is probably more like twenty years yeah, because it looks
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like a standard deft shot too, So uh, that's probably why is he
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still alive. I don't I don't know. I don't think so, and
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I feel like it should have been a bigger deal when when he passed,
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because what you're assuming he has, like we haven't looked it up to confirm
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You're right. I'm just assuming he is no longer of this earth. He
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is still around, really eighty six years old. Like Dan killed Bob you
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Banks, I didn't kill him. I just assumed he was dead. He
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was dead. You'd assume I didn't pronounce him dead, I said, I
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assumed he was dead, just based on age, just on this earth anymore.
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Eighty six years old. Good for Bob you Banks, I'm a fan
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of I feel better now. I found I've got some really good news today.
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So no matter what's happened up until this point all week, I feel
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really really good knowing Bob you Banks is still alive. However, I am
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saddened by the fact that the man is still alive but he is not currently
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on television hosting a game show, because I feel like there are plenty of
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opportunities. They don't make game show hosts like they used to. You know
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what as Chuck Woolery, Bob you Banks? Well, you know uh what
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was it Ray Colmbs from Family Feud? That was a bit of a different
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situation there, but yeah, it's I don't know if it was like a
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game show host academy or school. But man, the guy who hosted Card
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Sharks, the Scrabbles Show, all these great hosts. Yeah, Jean's last
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name Match Game and then uh, I mean Richard Dawson. That's he was
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such the ultimate. He got to be the bad guy game show host in
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Arnold Swartz Nigger's the running Man. That was how good he was at game
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show host is he got to play a really sadistic game show host and a
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futuristic film with sports Nigger. Here's the scary So I just sent y'all so
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evidently Bobby Banks was recently interviewed. I just sent it to y'all. And
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here's the shocking thing. Is Bob E. Banks at eighty six now looks
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like Mary Povich. I don't have my phone with me. I left it
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in the other room. And I was so excited for the power to be
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here, so I just wanted to kop on as quick as possible. But
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most people don't realize that Richard Dawson is British and they made him lose the
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accent for so after Hogan's Heroes, they made him lose the accent so that
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he could be more commercial for American audiences on television. I actually did not
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know that, Thank you, ro Yeah. So if you go back and
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watch Hogan's Heroes in one of it's one of those small world moments. But
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my monologue coach in not monologue coach, My monologue teacher in UH college was
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Larry Hovis, who plays Carter on Hogan's Heroes. And he's the one who
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told me. He's like, yeah, they just had to make him.
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He was very handsome, women loved him. Uh. The British accent,
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UH was not at that point appealing on TV, so they had they made
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him lose the accent. So if you go back and watch, he'll do
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it every now and again on match game, he'll do the British accent.
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Interesting. Okay, now that now that we have, now that we're armed
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with that little bit of information, that no way to go back to UH,
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I go back to what got us uh here in the first place,
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and that was in the butt. So speaking of anal play, oh jeez
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uh, I I know, I know, uh speaking of anal play.
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Let's talk aliens. So we've talked a couple of times about the alleged alien
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interaction or sighting in Las Vegas last year. Right, Well, now a
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guy who is a crime scene analyst has broken down the Las Vegas alien sighting
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video and he says that it's real and that the aliens are real, which,
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well, well, we'll discuss that a little more in depth, but
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I want you to be able to hear what he has to say for himself
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and then watch a little bit of this video because the video that they that
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he kind of breaks down is the one that if you saw the story,
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you probably watched a little bit of it last year, and that is there's
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just three guys. They got the camera, phone out, they got a
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flashlight, and they're going into the backyard. You see there's a tree and
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there's a fence. They're looking like across the street or in an alleyway and
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they think they see an alien. And then there's some and I think they
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thought they saw like two aliens. But according to this, in the moment,
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they only thought they saw the one, and then when they went back
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and watched the video is when they think they saw a second one. So
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now this crime scene analyst decides to break down the video and give us his
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thoughts. To me, you know, I applied the same principles that I
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would apply to any kind of a homicide investigation. Right, yes, and
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you have to look at the totality of the evidence, and you're gonna have
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debunkers that'd be like, well, but the shadow it could be this,
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that or the other. No, no, no, it cannot. And
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I want to open this up. Everything that we've done. I'm opening it
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up for peer review. Okay, anybody out there with a degree in photography,
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anybody out there who's a qualified expert witness and video analysis like I am.
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Anybody out there with a master's degree or hire an education in video analysis,
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video editing, photography, film development, computer animation, and so on
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and so forth, bring it on. Look at what i I've put on
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my YouTube channel, look at what Jim and I are going to talk about
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today. And I'm willing to hear what professionals in my field have to say
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about this and open it up, and if I'm wrong, you know,
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I'll admit it. But I think that the evidence at this particular time,
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with what we've see in here, is proof a couple of things that these
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entities, both in the background and in the foreground behind the fence, are
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real. They're there. This is not fake, This is not a fraud.
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I guarantee it one hundred percent. These two items, these two beings
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are in the real world environment with the ken More family. That's a fact.
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It's an absolute fact that is there. And the one in the background
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is there. So I have learned in recent years that when anybody says something
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is one hundred percent, I don't believe it because it all it's because it's
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whenever you go that route and you go that hard in the paint, I
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feel like it's compensation when you say it's one hundred percent. Again, I've
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had experience with this. It's not that being said. I don't know if
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you guys caught this, but we're playing that audio and then there's video that
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goes along with it. It's the original video and the three dudes that you
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see from behind their heads right, you see behind the heads of three dudes.
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To their right is a wooden fence, and above that wooden fence is
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a tree with really no leaves in it. Okay, they look across the
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street or whatever, and they see what this crime scene analysis guy says is
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in fact, you know, a being across the street, and they put
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a little red arrow over the top of it. Right. What they didn't
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know the three dudes is on their right, above the fence line is a
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second shadowy figure that gave me chills watching it earlier, because I guess I
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didn't see it first came out a year ago. Watch the shadowy figure come
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like a creepy neighbor on home improvement above the fence by of the evidence,
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and you're going to have the bunkers that'd be like, well that the shadow
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it could be this, that or the other. No, no, no,
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it cannot And I want to open this up. And so he even
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draws a little red arrow there. And this guy's name is Scott Roder.
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He's testified as an expert in some of the most highly publicized criminal cases in
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the world. He broke down this video of a reported alien sighting in Las
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Vegas frame by frame. He actually believes that that shadowy figure you see above
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the fence line is a cloaking device that the aliens are employed. Do you
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believe him when he says it's one hundred oh no, no, I mean
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it's a cloaking device, that's what he says. What do they But they're
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they're out in the open, so what do they You just can't see them.
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That's what they're trying to be? A tree? Mum hum. Okay,
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Yeah, they need to reopen every one of the cases he ever testified
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in. I know, I feel really bad for any prosecutors that used him
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around the world because they may have some issues. Yeah, they're going to
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use this on appeal as well as they should. Why would they need if
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I don't understand the whole story, why would they need a cloaking device?
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And so they you don't know it's a tree, but it's an alien.
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Well it's like, yes, you can't see him. Yeah, that way
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you can walk amongst the people that you're studying without being seen, gotcha.
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Okay, So it's like Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Cloak of Invisibility
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or whatever it is, gotcha, Or it's just like the cloaking device,
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the Romulus using Star Trek. There's a whole there's a whole point to you
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know, having the element of surprise. God, I wish I k know
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what you just said right now, Trey, does you watch Star Trek?
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You've never seen Star Trek. I'm gonna go with a couple of episodes,
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not I don't know what, none of the movies. No, just iuse
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like some of the stuff, like, I know you've seen Ghostbusters, and
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I'm very glad for that because that's at least one film Trey and I can
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throw references album to and you'll get But there's a multitude of others that you're
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just like right over your head. Yeah, I didn't see any of the
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Star Trek movies. I didn't see the multiple shows that were Star Trek Next
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Generation, and they were pretty much all crap after Generation Space nine? Is
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that another one of them? Yes, just that just sounded like a porn
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to me. Yeah, that's actually one of the one of the few shows
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that's original title was the same title as the porn parody of it. Oh,
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I did not know that? Okay, yeah, uh no, I
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didn't. You know. I'm not a big sci fi guy. I didn't
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get into Harry Potter until uh, probably ten years ago. And I read
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the books and then I watched the movies and they're fantastic. But I'm not
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a big sci fi I'm a more I'm like, I'm I'm a mob guy
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like I like, uh, the historical stories. So if you give me
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like the Untouchables or the Godfather like that, that kind of stuff is more
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my more my speed. Okay, scarface. Yes, So now imagine Tony
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Montana had the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter. Okay, can you see
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the advantage that he would have in having the search technology. I think if
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you watched Scar's face, he would have had the coke of ability invisibility,
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the cloak of invisibility. Uh yeah, okay, I get it now.
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But and how tall apparently are these alien They think like like eight to ten
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feet tall, the ones that were allegedly seen in Las Vegas last year.
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Well, so basically, yeah, it's good to know that they've grown,
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because every account of every alien ever is there about four feet tall and grayish
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and whatever. But now these guys are drinking milk and vitamins and now they're
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eight feet tall. I don't know. I'll have to I will have to
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disagree with you. There have been many accounts of of ten to fourteen feet.
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Where are these accounts? Trey? Trey's talking about the movie Space Jam
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again. I've never seen it, but I believe. But Raj, you
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should. It's historical drama, Michael, not the one with Lebron's treehouse on
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air dot com. All right, Raj, when we come back, I
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have a very serious question to ask you about aliens. Okay, okay,
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to pick up the two big dogs right now. Myself, Colby, and
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the little beagle boy all spent the night in a hotel last night because we
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didn't have electricity. And I don't want anyone to think that I'm that prissy,
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but my office didn't have electricity either. But you want to keep answering
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the phones for your customers, and to do that, I needed a place
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to charge my phone and charge my laptop, and so we waited to go
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into the field until it was more passable weather wise. But we needed to
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create a new mobile headquarters. So we were the West Plano division of Brooks
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Plumbing. But it was terrible and I didn't like it. I want to,
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I wanna. I didn't like it at all. I don't blame you.
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Yeah, you're not supposed to like it, but I do love how
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that no matter what happened weather wise, as you said, you set up
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mobile headquarters for all your plumbing uh customers what whatever, whatever they needed,
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you were there for them despite your time of need as well. And uh
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to get the answer to this question, Raj, but I'm going to ask
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good of you and Trey anyways, Okay, based on the video evidence that
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we just watched of the Las Vegas alien sighting last year where it's two eight
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to ten foot tall aliens using cloaking devices in a family's backyard slash construction site
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because there's a forklift in the backyard. Sure so, based on this video
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evidence of an alleged alien sighting in Las Vegas last year. Crime scene analyst
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looks at the video and says, yes, these beings are there. It
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is a fact. Let's say, hypothetically, he's right, and these creatures
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are real. Let's twist it into a hypothetical movie. Aliens, okay,
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aliens from film? What is the one species of alien from movies that you
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would not want to be real? And there are myriad of choices here that
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Hollywood has put out for scary, terrifying aliens on Earth. Of all of
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them, which is the one you would not want to be real? I
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don't is the Predator? Guy? Is that the thing? Is he Predator?
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Yeah? Predator is an alien? Yeah. Yeah, that's the only
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one I kind of know, which also happens to be about ten feet tall
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and uses cloaking technology. Okay, well, that's we've cracked the code.
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I don't well, I've been afraid of this for the past year because when
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they first said that a ten foot tall aliens in someone's backyard using cloaking technology,
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I immediately thought, well, that's the Predator and we're all about to
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die. Yeah, that's the I think that's the only alien thing I've seen.
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I've never seen aliens no, I don't think. So. You've seen
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a Predator movie, but you've not seen Aliens versus Predator. No, but
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isn't isn't alien like something on somebody's face or something like that. It's part
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of it. Yeah, yeah, okay, Morning Weaver. We'll give you
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a quick recap rag. Two of the scariest Aliens in film history are the
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Predator and the Species. Uh and the Aliens from Alien. I don't ever
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know if they actually gave them a name other than aliens, but in the
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stomach guy that yes, right, So what they do is it's did you
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actually remember that or did you see it from Spaceballs? Now Spaceballs? I
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did see I remember. I remember the thing in the stunt, like the
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guy is on the table and he starts to like I'm gonna throw up,
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I'm not feeling well, and then that thing juts out of a stomach.
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Yeah, I remember that thing. That's because he ordered the special, he
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had the salmon. Well, they acted because that's John Hurt and he was
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actually in the original Alien film. So I mean it all came full circle
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on the Spaceball's thing. But you know the way it works in the Aliens
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movie franchise is you got the queen. She'll lay some eggs, right and
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when the eggs had actually say that again. There's a queen. There's an
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alien queen. She'll lay some eggs and then they'll hatch. They open up
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and these things fly out. These are called the face huggers. They fly
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out onto the humans that the aliens have captured, and then they stick to
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their faces and then that, yeah, so you got the face huggers.
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It's attached to the people's faces, and then they implant I guess alien embryos
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into their bodies and then the face hugger falls off and dies. After it's
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done its job, the people wake up going, oh that's the vibe,
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look you me, and then you know about you know a number of hours
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later, they don't feel so good, and a baby alien rips through their
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body and out into the world, thus giving birth to the next alien.
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And those aliens can survive in stomach acid uh huh, because their blood is
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acid, so then it would be alkaline, so it would offset raj stop
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throwing science in the middle of science fiction. That's why they call it that.
29:41
Okay, gotcha, I'm just saying I say all this just I say
29:45
all this because I think your answer has to be when asked what is the
29:51
one movie alien you would not want to be real, it's got to be
29:55
the aliens from Alien, right, Well, they couldn't be, but the
30:00
Predator guy's pretty scary. I did like the dreads on him. Those are
30:03
pretty dope, but that's all I remember. He had dreads, right,
30:08
mm hmmm hmm yeah, not very laid back for an alien rustafarian though.
30:15
Now an alien rastafarian is what I can get behind. Now we need a
30:18
movie about that. I can get high with that. Dude, I don't
30:22
appreciate it. Uh yeah, Drey, what about for you? If you
30:33
had to pick what movie alien would you not want to be real? I'll
30:41
go I won't go with easy answer, anyone. Remember, I don't know
30:45
raj Dan. Do you remember the mini series V I do remember that.
30:51
I do remember the I don't. I didn't watch it, but I remember
30:52
it was a big deal. Yeah, vaguely. You know those those because
30:59
they were repped hillion, but they could just cover them, they could wear
31:02
like skin suits and look human. Yeah, the theory kind of here.
31:07
Yes, I do remember that, and I think that was because we're not
31:10
too many years apart, but I think that was like in the mid eighties,
31:14
late eighties. Yeah, yeah, that was a big deal. Like
31:17
it was a huge series. And I remember like people talking. I didn't
31:21
my parents wouldn't let me watch that stuff. But yeah, Mars attacks.
31:26
You know those guys. Those guys just just the way they just kind of
31:33
randomly just destroy things. That's the one in the fishball helmet. Yeah.
31:37
The one I'm most afraid of is the one in the tidy whities. He
31:40
doesn't care about anything, He's got nothing to lose. What is what is
31:47
your answer to it? Which one? So I went, I went outside
31:51
the box because my first answer was aliens from alien. But then as I
31:56
thought more about it, Okay, I'm gonna say the Hollywood alien I would
32:01
not want to be real is et because if he's real, when he comes
32:06
back to Earth, he will have told all his friends and family about my
32:10
recents pieces, and then they're gonna eat all the recist pieces. And I'm
32:14
not gonna have any delicious candy coat of peanut butter treats anymore. So I
32:17
say, f those little dudes and there and their big long anal proby fingers.
32:22
Yeah, I was gonna say I wasn't worried about the candy. We
32:25
can we can hoard that, but it's it's you can't get away from that
32:30
finger. See that's the problem. You hide the candy, and you hide
32:34
it somewhere like in you know, shining Mountain or something right, and you're
32:37
like, they're never gonna find it. But then the aliens got their fingers
32:39
and they know you know where it is, so they just inch by inch
32:43
insert that finger. So the next thing, you know, you can't wait
32:45
to tell them where all the recist pieces are. Hey, but you know
32:49
what I mean, you think about it that that feeling that finger also heals,
32:52
so you know, you for a cheat thrill. If you have prostate
32:59
cancer, all you need to do to cure it is that is that is
33:09
that is truly terrifying. And it has another reason as to why of the
33:13
aliens you should not want to be real coming out of movie screens. It's
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the ets. That's a that's a that's a cheap copey. You have to
33:24
have any anesthesia, just a couple of shots of jacket, you're good trade.
33:34
That's how I got into the mess in the first place. I don't
33:39
want to see where he phones home, uh dirty with a finger like that.
33:46
There is no such thing as speed dial. I just want to rotary.
33:59
I I'm not going to be able to watch et ever again because now
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I'm looking at it with with a different perspective and thinking that all the NASSA
34:07
dudes and suits had the right idea. They were right to be careful.
34:16
Poor Elliot, we don't know what happened in that closet. We all know
34:29
you got sucked up on drugs after you know what. Everything since that movie
34:36
is really starting to make a lot more sense. I mean, he does
34:40
turn white. Maybe it was just a coke party. You're listening to the
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35:30
were just telling me you've you've seen some things the past couple of days as
35:34
you're going around town and help people out. Hey, Daniel, I it's
35:37
been crazy. I mean, there's one thing that you will never ever defeat
35:43
in this world, and that's mother Nature. It is amazing the saw the
35:47
winds that came through here recently. They were tracked anywhere between ninety and sixty
35:52
five miles an hour in different places, and it was super intense because they
35:57
were straight line wins. And people underestimate eight line winds. Everybody's always scared
36:01
of tornadoes, and rightfully so, and hurricanes, but straight line winds have
36:06
just as much damaging power. And so last yesterday we got a call first
36:09
thing in the morning at like seven fifteen. Gentlemen called us. He said,
36:13
hey, I think my chimney blew off my house. And we're like,
36:15
well, we definitely have seen that before. That's not that's not abnormal.
36:20
We go out there as fast as we can because obviously he's got a
36:22
gaping hole in his roof. We're still raining at that time. We didn't
36:25
really stop raining yesterday until almost noon, so as so as soon as we
36:30
got this call, we're like, all right, let's get out there.
36:31
So we dispatch it. I meet some of the guys out there. We
36:35
got a rain gear on, we got our boots on. We're trying to
36:37
get up with a steep roof not to fall off and break my neck because
36:40
then carry's going to be mad at me. But you know, we get
36:45
up there and then we figure out. We look across the street and there's
36:46
this huge cover from a patio and it's made out of a metal and we're
36:52
like, all right, So we we start going up the roof and we're
36:54
like, holy caw, where does that go? And then we see a
36:57
ceiling fan in the middle of the street, and we're like, where does
37:00
a ceiling fan go? Well, we get up to the top of the
37:02
roof finally, and we see his chimney. He's right, his chimney's blown
37:07
off. Half of it's hanging off the side of the roof. Half of
37:08
it's blown off into the yard. But then we put two and two together.
37:12
We start seeing these brackets on the back side of the roof, and
37:15
we start seeing down in the backside of his backyard. You can see where
37:17
all this materials is dangling and hanging out. That guy's patio cover blew all
37:23
the way across over the top of his house a good seventy five yards into
37:30
the neighbor's house across the street front yard and destroyed his roof, his chimney,
37:37
landscaping, gutters, and then it landed on the side and then hit
37:40
that neighbor's house on the edge of their roof. So in that thing weighs
37:45
probably three fifty four hundred pounds, So it was quite amazing to see the
37:49
feet of that much wind and what it was able to do. But we
37:52
got the roof covered as well as we can to protect it. We got
37:54
some tarps up there. You know, at least it's going to be preliminary,
37:59
you know, safe, And that way, he calls the insurance.
38:01
We're going to meet the adjusters out there so we can show them all this
38:05
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a lot of things, a lot of it for the second episode in a
39:05
row being butt based, so I think it's important that we try to branch
39:10
out a little bit inside the treehouse. Uh. There's something after this much
39:15
anal play that will make you feel better, and that is, of course
39:22
birthday. That's right, Yeah, good job, but that's wrong to alay.
39:34
It always goes back to that, damn it. That's not to be.
39:38
That's a bumper. There we go. Today is Friday, May thirty
39:45
first, twenty twenty four. Birthdays today. We have got hang on one
39:53
second. It's actually a pretty good day for birthdays. I'm gonna be really
39:59
picky on this. Singer se low is forty eight. His biggest hit Forget
40:04
You, But I think we all know the actual title of that song.
40:07
Tom Morella from Rage Against the Machine, Audio Slave and Profits of Rage,
40:12
and I know him fifty nine. You know him. I do know Tom.
40:17
I will have to wish him a happy birthday. I did not know
40:19
it was his birthday today. He's such a good friend, you didn't even
40:22
know it was his birthday. I met him years ago and that was It
40:27
was one of those Hollywood moments where I was invited to a birthday party and
40:30
they're like, Hey, we're going to Tom's birthday party at the Shouts tell
40:32
Moremont. I was like okay. And I walked in as we're walking and
40:36
they're like, you do know Tom Morella from Dge against the Machine. I
40:37
was like, yes, I do. I'm a metal head. So oh.
40:43
They meant like you know who he is, not that you know?
40:45
Yes. But then we sat down and all he wanted to talk about was
40:47
Deep Elm and the music scene there, and that's how we became friends.
40:51
So but I will message did you give him the bad news? Well,
40:54
I mean this is when it was coming back, right, So this one
40:57
it's always been coming back. Yeah, it comes back every ten years.
41:02
But he was doing the night Watchman tour and so he went two trees and
41:07
did a spond is the night Watchman because it was reopened again. So happy
41:12
birthday, Tom. I will message him later. That's very cool, thank
41:15
you. Normally you just pick random people that I think you like. Usually,
41:21
just picking names of people that I think will all at least recognize,
41:24
Yes, has nothing to do with whether or not I like them. Let's
41:28
see. Let's see who the next one is. Wanona Judd is fifty nine
41:31
as well, so you should tell your nutty Tom that he shares a birthday
41:37
with Wana judge, one of the juds. I will let him know.
41:43
Uh well, okay, very cool. I like her. I don't,
41:47
wasn't. What's his sister who's an actress, Ashley Ashley Ashley Judd. That's
41:52
what it is? Yeah, okay. Also, Ted McGinley turns sixty five.
41:57
He's the one that gets labeled as a cursed actor who gets blamed for
42:00
the demise of just about every series he joined, which includes Happy Days,
42:05
The Love Boat Dynasty, Married with Children, and hope and faith. They
42:09
all went down after a tex board. That's if you actually go research that,
42:15
And he even says it like he was. He was like I was
42:19
on Happy Days for like five years. I was on married with children for
42:22
pretty much the whole run. The whole run. He could lists off and
42:25
he's like, I've had actually really great career. I think he was.
42:30
I want to say, did he come on the West Wing at the end?
42:32
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, But isn't he Is there any
42:37
relation to who's the other McGinley John C? Was that what's guy's name?
42:45
No? No, you got it right, John C. McGinley is is
42:47
uh from Scrubs? Scrubs? I loved him so great on that. Are
42:54
they related? I have no idea. They might just have this McGinley last
43:00
name. It doesn't mention anything as far as them being related. Okay,
43:04
yeah, I liked him on Happy Days. I thought he was great.
43:07
And Ted McGinley was also the head of the Alpha betas in Revenge of the
43:10
Nerds. That's right, Yes, I did see that. So he also
43:15
had a small role in Mad Men and he definitely didn't kill that series.
43:20
So I'm with you. It's like he somehow got that rap as killing series.
43:22
But you're right, it's like every series he was on was on for
43:24
multiple years, including with him there. Also George Clooney was the king of
43:30
failed sitcoms, Like he was known for killing everything he was on, and
43:35
then he got er when he was in his early forties. But he also
43:38
started on Roseanne. Yeah, and then that it ended a year later.
43:44
No, it didn't. He was on way early on Roseanne. Trust me,
43:47
Raj, my wife and I lived in a trailer for almost a year
43:51
and we watched over air television and some of the options were limited, so
43:54
we watched old Roseanne shows, and I thought, he is the one who
44:00
like gone on at the end, like is a handyman or something like that,
44:05
unless he came back. But it was he was early on. He
44:07
was their manager at the Plastic utensil factory, which when you say that out
44:13
loud, sounds stupid, but to what it was, Okay, gotcha.
44:16
But I thought he because he was known like before this guy he was known
44:20
as the king of the failed sitcoms. I think he was fourteen uh sitcoms
44:25
that Clooney got a part in that never went anywhere. A lot of them
44:30
never even made it out of the pilot. So I'm sorry. But the
44:34
only person I can recall that has a track record like that is our very
44:37
own tone Bell. When I did tones roast last time you have to write,
44:46
I started off with they brought me up like fourth or fifth, and
44:51
I was like, I gotta hurry up and get this roast done before they
44:53
cancel this. He's not. He's been on a handful of shows that did
45:01
not quite make it, and none of it was his fault. It just
45:04
is, well, the Facts of Life he was on at the end,
45:07
and that's right, That's what it was. The Facts of Life is what
45:09
he was on at the end, and that killed They said that that's what
45:13
killed the show. It's not, but I think, well, wasn't he
45:15
Wasn't he supposed to be the boyfriend of Joe on Facts of Life? I
45:21
think so? Yeah, I think I think I wore. What killed it
45:23
is that them trying to convince us that Joe was wasn't a lesbian? Yeah,
45:31
where we're not buying this ore how cute that guy is? His kids
45:39
were like he's gay. I mean, that's a huge fact of life that
45:45
they somehow just glost right over. They took the good, they took the
45:50
bad, they took everything. George Clooney had, All right, that'll do
46:05
it for birthdays real quick. A couple of news stories that if I don't
46:07
mention, I'm going to regret, which, by the way, I'd like
46:09
to mention this. We haven't said it publicly, but I think this is
46:13
a great example as to the reason why we need to be on every damn
46:17
day, because there is so much content that we don't get a chance to
46:22
touch on. Because I don't want to do a six hour marathon recording and
46:29
then split it up type of thing throughout the week. That's not how podcasts
46:32
work, you know. I'd rather just because we missed. Like I said,
46:36
we miss out on so much stuff. Yes, like like this,
46:40
which is one of the better headlines I've seen in a while. A Chicago
46:45
man convicted of murder based in part on testimony from a blind eyewitness is suing
46:52
the city and the police department. Or this one, like the Air Force
47:00
veterans who served at top secret base Area fifty two are now suffering from serious
47:07
illnesses and can't seem to get health insurance. We didn't even know there was
47:13
an area fifty two. That's top secret. It was. That's right.
47:17
That sounds like it's next to up Forever twenty one where they jeez, okay,
47:34
let's go back to the can we just the blind eyewitness? Mm hm
47:40
as a prosecutor, how do you go? And uh, here's what we
47:45
would like to call next. I know, like, do you put do
47:51
you put the uh? Do you put the joke glasses on where the eyeballs
47:54
bounce around? It's totally fine. You're on with the still he saw the
48:01
whole well, I mean he didn't see the whole thing, but he smelt
48:06
it. Ear witness at that point just put some googly eyes over his sunglasses.
48:16
Everything's fine, there's nothing to see here. Are we in the courtroom?
48:27
We don't know. It's a good place to hang out. Thanks for
48:45
being with us inside the Treehouse today. We appreciate it. Thank you to
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48:55
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