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- 0:01Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff you Should Know, a production of I
- 0:04Speaker 1: Heart Radio. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh,
- 0:13Speaker 1: and there's Chuck and Jerry's here to the whole gang.
- 0:16Speaker 1: And this makes this an official episode of the Stuff
- 0:19Speaker 1: You Should Know. Please disregard some previous ones where it
- 0:23Speaker 1: was just me and Chuck. Just disregard him. I don't
- 0:28Speaker 1: even listen to them, And if you have listened to them,
- 0:31Speaker 1: actively forget what you learned. Have you ever seen before well,
- 0:37Speaker 1: let'sen not reveal what's happened. Did you ever see the
- 0:40Speaker 1: Georgia guidestones. I was a bit of a schlub and
- 0:43Speaker 1: assume that I would just be able to some other time. Okay,
- 0:49Speaker 1: did you No? I never had any interest. I wasn't
- 0:54Speaker 1: like passionately interested, but I thought i'd be kind of cool.
- 0:56Speaker 1: And then I looked on a map. I was like, oh,
- 0:58Speaker 1: that's where they are. I don't really feel like going
- 1:00Speaker 1: over there, so I'm just going to put it off
- 1:02Speaker 1: and put it off. I always thought it was kind
- 1:05Speaker 1: of silly, and I still do even more so probably,
- 1:07Speaker 1: but sure it's fun to talk about. No, for sure,
- 1:09Speaker 1: like this is um I think if you don't take
- 1:12Speaker 1: it as partially silly. You are being a little too serious.
- 1:17Speaker 1: But that's also not to say like they were intended
- 1:20Speaker 1: and as any sort of joke or with any sort
- 1:22Speaker 1: of silliness. I think the earnestness with which they were
- 1:25Speaker 1: put up, along with the earnestness which with which some
- 1:29Speaker 1: people took them, that's what really kind of makes it silly.
- 1:32Speaker 1: From like an outside observer's point of view, I think, yeah,
- 1:35Speaker 1: I agree. And what we're talking about are what's known
- 1:39Speaker 1: as the Georgia Guide Stones a k a. America's Stonehenge.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Are are ancient, going all the way back to the
- 1:49Speaker 1: nineteen eighties. That's why I always thought it was kind
- 1:53Speaker 1: of silly anytime they say like something sort of hyperbolic
- 1:57Speaker 1: like that, like this is our stone hinge erected in
- 2:02Speaker 1: right circa forty two years before present? What is that? Ghostbusters?
- 2:07Speaker 1: There's six years before Ghostbusters? Oh we are we doing
- 2:10Speaker 1: that again? No? Maybe just this one time, you know, okay? Um.
- 2:15Speaker 1: I get why they call them America's Stonehenge though, because
- 2:20Speaker 1: they look a bit like Stonehenge, these giant granite slabs
- 2:25Speaker 1: uh set on end with cap stones and such. But
- 2:28Speaker 1: I think maybe we should go back now. That we've
- 2:31Speaker 1: at least told people what the heck these things are.
- 2:33Speaker 1: They're inscribed with words. Uh. And that's all we'll give
- 2:37Speaker 1: you for now, and then let's go back and talk
- 2:38Speaker 1: about the history, because the story of it is is
- 2:40Speaker 1: kind of interesting, I think, definitely interesting. I mean there's
- 2:43Speaker 1: a lot of mystery that was um purposefully I think,
- 2:46Speaker 1: kind of generated around the whole thing, and that mystery
- 2:49Speaker 1: starts at the very beginning when a guy named R. C.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Christian showed up in Alberton, Georgia. I believe it's the
- 2:56Speaker 1: county seat of albert County, which is in the I
- 3:00Speaker 1: think extreme east of Georgia, close to the South Carolina border. Correct. Uh,
- 3:05Speaker 1: it's it's about thirty five miles sort of east and
- 3:09Speaker 1: north of Athens, Georgia, which is, if you don't know
- 3:12Speaker 1: where Athens is out there, it's about a hundred miles
- 3:15Speaker 1: Athens isn't But Elberton itself is about a hundred miles
- 3:19Speaker 1: north and east of Atlanta, so it's headed towards South Carolina,
- 3:22Speaker 1: but it's not like on the border. Okay, And for
- 3:24Speaker 1: those who aren't familiar with Atlanta, chuck, how far is
- 3:26Speaker 1: Atlanta from? Uh? From Montgomery, Alabama. Oh boy, let me
- 3:31Speaker 1: get up my map. So it's in the east of Georgia.
- 3:34Speaker 1: It's in as One, I think the publisher of the
- 3:37Speaker 1: local paper put it. It's as rural as rural can be.
- 3:41Speaker 1: And um, there's like at the time that all this
- 3:43Speaker 1: happened nineteen seventy nine, when Narci Christians showed up, there
- 3:46Speaker 1: were not even six thousand people in the whole town,
- 3:49Speaker 1: nineteen thousand people in the entire county. And it seems
- 3:52Speaker 1: like the kind of place where there are probably more
- 3:54Speaker 1: cows than people at the time. Yeah, I mean, Athens
- 3:57Speaker 1: is a great city and a great call down and
- 4:01Speaker 1: there's some the classic city uh and there are some
- 4:04Speaker 1: great little uh towns outside of Athens, but you know
- 4:09Speaker 1: they're small towns in the further creep outside of Athens
- 4:11Speaker 1: against superbural. Have you ever been to Madison, Georgia? Sure,
- 4:15Speaker 1: Madison is great. It's gorgeous. Man, it is just this
- 4:18Speaker 1: hidden littles And yeah, okay, So back to Alberton, right
- 4:23Speaker 1: and R. C. Christian in particular summer of nineteen seventy nine,
- 4:26Speaker 1: and he shows up in Alberton and probably stuck out
- 4:28Speaker 1: like a sore thumb he wore a very expensive suit.
- 4:32Speaker 1: He had a certain air of refinement around him. He
- 4:35Speaker 1: seemed to be a little erudite. And he showed up.
- 4:38Speaker 1: He presented himself at the offices of Alberton Granite Finishing Company.
- 4:42Speaker 1: And we should tell you a little bit about Albert
- 4:44Speaker 1: County and Alberton in particular. They consider themselves the granite
- 4:48Speaker 1: capital of the world, and they make a pretty good case.
- 4:51Speaker 1: They are apparently sitting on some of the finest granite
- 4:54Speaker 1: in the world in in like right, in like fifty
- 4:58Speaker 1: different quarries in the air. You so, if you wanted
- 5:01Speaker 1: to get something done in granted, say like America's Stonehenge,
- 5:05Speaker 1: this is where you would logically show up. And R. C.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Christian did show up, and he talked to the president
- 5:11Speaker 1: of Alberton Grant Efficient Finishing Company, Joe Finley, who welcomed
- 5:15Speaker 1: him with open arms and got on board immediately. Yeah.
- 5:19Speaker 1: I mean I think Joe Finley, as he probably should
- 5:22Speaker 1: have been, was a little um well, he was two things.
- 5:26Speaker 1: A like you said, he was impressed with this sort
- 5:29Speaker 1: of finely dressed, intelligent gentleman, but he was also once
- 5:33Speaker 1: he started to hear what this gentleman wanted a little
- 5:36Speaker 1: wary of him and thought, all right, this guy is
- 5:39Speaker 1: a little weird to me here in Elberton, and maybe
- 5:42Speaker 1: some kind of crackpot because Mr Christian, who we would
- 5:46Speaker 1: find out that's a pseudonym, uh, said, I represent a
- 5:49Speaker 1: small group of loyal Americans and I would like on
- 5:52Speaker 1: their behalf to be the liaison to commission a massive
- 5:58Speaker 1: structure built out of these huge granite stones that will
- 6:02Speaker 1: be here for millions of years. Irony upcoming just put
- 6:08Speaker 1: it been in that and it was for the purpose
- 6:11Speaker 1: of guiding humanity after the apocalypse. And Finley was like,
- 6:16Speaker 1: m you said a little strange to me in his head,
- 6:18Speaker 1: but here's what I'll do. I'll do it for this price.
- 6:22Speaker 1: And I don't know, I mean, he named a very
- 6:24Speaker 1: expensive price, apparently a few times higher than anything he'd
- 6:28Speaker 1: ever worked on. And I think it was probably in
- 6:30Speaker 1: part because it was one of the bigger jobs he'd
- 6:32Speaker 1: ever worked on, and and there may have been a
- 6:35Speaker 1: little city boy, country boy thing where he was like, oh, well,
- 6:38Speaker 1: I can take this guy for some money. Yeah. Apparently
- 6:41Speaker 1: it was far and away the biggest project that the
- 6:44Speaker 1: Alberton had ever seen. The next biggest project was the
- 6:48Speaker 1: town's bicentennial memorial fountain that they put in the middle
- 6:51Speaker 1: of the town, which is nothing to sneeze at, but
- 6:53Speaker 1: compared to these Georgia stone projects, it's yeah, it's a
- 6:57Speaker 1: little aputian um. Compared to the Georgia guidestones, it's it
- 7:01Speaker 1: is you could sneeze all over it. So it was
- 7:03Speaker 1: a big project. So it was smart that he was like,
- 7:06Speaker 1: I need a lot of money for this um, because
- 7:08Speaker 1: he ended up needing a lot of money for it.
- 7:10Speaker 1: But I get the impression that he made out pretty
- 7:12Speaker 1: well too. Yeah, so uh, Finley of the rock Query said,
- 7:17Speaker 1: go see my buddy, Whyatt Martin, he's the president of
- 7:21Speaker 1: the local bank here, the Granite City Bank, and go
- 7:24Speaker 1: talk to him about how we can finance this thing.
- 7:27Speaker 1: And Finley called ahead apparently and told Martin, like, this
- 7:30Speaker 1: guy coming over as a little cookie, but you ought
- 7:33Speaker 1: to see the suit just way, which is way to
- 7:35Speaker 1: you smell. The guy so fine and he's so intelligent.
- 7:39Speaker 1: And Martin apparently was also impressed with the guy as well.
- 7:43Speaker 1: And this is the point in the story where um,
- 7:47Speaker 1: we learned that Wyatt Martin, of the president of this bank,
- 7:51Speaker 1: is basically the only person who ever learned the truth
- 7:55Speaker 1: about who R. C. Christian really was, because you can't
- 8:00Speaker 1: do banking and do this sort of high profile transactions, uh,
- 8:04Speaker 1: with pseudonyms. So he tells him his real name, but said,
- 8:09Speaker 1: here's the deal, man, I gotta we gotta keep this quiet.
- 8:12Speaker 1: I can never be known. Who I'm doing this on
- 8:14Speaker 1: behalf of can never be known. And you gotta promise
- 8:17Speaker 1: me you're never gonna tell anyone. And once we get
- 8:19Speaker 1: all this stuff done and it's settled, you gotta you
- 8:22Speaker 1: gotta burn all these documents so it can remain a secret. Yeah,
- 8:25Speaker 1: And I mean he chose the right guy to confide
- 8:28Speaker 1: and because Wyatt Martin later said in an interview I
- 8:30Speaker 1: think in two thousand thirteen that even if you put
- 8:32Speaker 1: a gun to his head, he wouldn't tell you the
- 8:34Speaker 1: actual I love that part, right, the ideality. Sure, I'm
- 8:38Speaker 1: on board. Yeah, he really, he really went full board.
- 8:41Speaker 1: From everything that I've ever read, he didn't even tell
- 8:44Speaker 1: his wife, like he just took the secret to his grave.
- 8:47Speaker 1: He died I think in um and uh he never
- 8:51Speaker 1: told a single person. And so after that um RC
- 8:55Speaker 1: Christian went back to the Alberton Granite finishing company gave
- 8:59Speaker 1: Joe Finley a U shoebox with like a little wooden
- 9:03Speaker 1: model of what they were looking for, with some Fisher
- 9:06Speaker 1: Price people in there for scale, and then there was
- 9:09Speaker 1: like ten pages of instructions that were that were accompanied
- 9:13Speaker 1: at and he said to Finley, Uh, you'll never see
- 9:15Speaker 1: me again. But he did keep in touch with Martin
- 9:18Speaker 1: because Martin agreed to be his and then in turn
- 9:22Speaker 1: that group of sponsors representative overseeing the project as as
- 9:27Speaker 1: as well as the money man and so um. They
- 9:29Speaker 1: ended up becoming pen pals over the years. They kept
- 9:32Speaker 1: in touch, um, and they would go to dinner every
- 9:34Speaker 1: once in a while UM in Athens. Uh. And yeah
- 9:38Speaker 1: they were. They got to be pretty close actually, but um,
- 9:41Speaker 1: at the time it was just Martin who was running
- 9:44Speaker 1: the show, and just Finley, who was the only other
- 9:46Speaker 1: person who had knowingly met this RC Christian guy. Yeah,
- 9:51Speaker 1: you know, I waited tables in Athens during the years
- 9:54Speaker 1: of I guess that was probably And I always wondered,
- 9:59Speaker 1: like that I served this guy one night. Could I
- 10:03Speaker 1: have met this mysterious stranger. I do remember a man
- 10:06Speaker 1: that smelled really nice in a soup one time, MEXICALI
- 10:09Speaker 1: girl did you. Yeah, did you ever serve a stone
- 10:11Speaker 1: silver fox in like a nice suit once with another
- 10:14Speaker 1: guy who seemed to be a bank president. I did,
- 10:17Speaker 1: and he he signed his name anonymous so on this check.
- 10:21Speaker 1: So it was very very weird. Like that seems suspicious,
- 10:24Speaker 1: but it's college, so I don't care. But here's what happened.
- 10:28Speaker 1: This is a very big job for this company. Like
- 10:30Speaker 1: we mentioned, um, these stones were not small like you said.
- 10:35Speaker 1: They ended up having to jackhammer fourteen feet into the
- 10:39Speaker 1: pyramid quarry quarry, which is it quarry Corey? All right?
- 10:45Speaker 1: I always say like k w O R r y quarry, Yeah,
- 10:48Speaker 1: because query sounds like a query that you said someone.
- 10:51Speaker 1: It sounds like the way arc Christian probably said it.
- 10:54Speaker 1: Yeah query. I don't know why I said it southern,
- 10:57Speaker 1: because we really have no idea where he was from.
- 10:59Speaker 1: He could have been from Boss and for all I know,
- 11:00Speaker 1: we have potentially an idea. Well that's true, would have
- 11:04Speaker 1: been in that too. Uh. So they had to jackhammer
- 11:06Speaker 1: down fourteen ft Uh. They had to use a hundred
- 11:10Speaker 1: foot tall crane uh to put these stones where they
- 11:13Speaker 1: needed to go. And they needed a location, and it
- 11:16Speaker 1: turns out there was a local I don't know if
- 11:19Speaker 1: he was a real farmer, but he had cattle at
- 11:20Speaker 1: least in a lot of land. And it was a
- 11:23Speaker 1: point at the highest elevation in the county. Um. It's
- 11:25Speaker 1: not you know, some big mountain or anything, because it's
- 11:29Speaker 1: pretty flat land over there, but it is the highest
- 11:32Speaker 1: elevation and very importantly had really clear views um all
- 11:36Speaker 1: around it. Because that'll come into play with sort of
- 11:39Speaker 1: the purpose of what these things. What they ended up
- 11:42Speaker 1: needing them for. Uh. And so we got five acres
- 11:44Speaker 1: for five grand and said here, you and your family
- 11:48Speaker 1: forever more can still graze your cattle here. I just
- 11:51Speaker 1: want to put these guide stones up. Yeah. Um. And
- 11:54Speaker 1: I think the guy, the guy he bought it from,
- 11:56Speaker 1: his name was mullen Ax and he wasn't just a
- 11:58Speaker 1: straight up farmer. He was a contract or and part
- 12:00Speaker 1: of the deal was his company got to um build
- 12:04Speaker 1: the base that the whole thing was put on. Just
- 12:06Speaker 1: to swen Yeah, there's like a molinex Ford. I'm like,
- 12:09Speaker 1: there's no way they're not related. Somehow, I don't know
- 12:13Speaker 1: what to school some mullonexis. You never know. Well look
- 12:15Speaker 1: him up, chuck on Facebook, friend them and get to
- 12:17Speaker 1: the bottom of this mystery. I'm not on Facebook. I'll
- 12:20Speaker 1: have to send a letter via carrier pigeon like I
- 12:22Speaker 1: used to. There there's one other thing I just want
- 12:25Speaker 1: to point out real quick, like this, we said that
- 12:27Speaker 1: this project was the biggest that this this county had
- 12:31Speaker 1: ever undertaken, and it served as like a point of
- 12:35Speaker 1: civic pride from like that point on, Like, no matter
- 12:38Speaker 1: how anybody in town felt about the guidestones themselves, they
- 12:42Speaker 1: were probably prideful about the amazing job that this this county.
- 12:48Speaker 1: The workers in this county came together to produce when
- 12:51Speaker 1: they were called upon to do so. That was definitely
- 12:54Speaker 1: part of it because it was a huge, massive undertaking.
- 12:57Speaker 1: And it also not only does do you have like
- 12:59Speaker 1: hats off to the people of Albert County for having
- 13:01Speaker 1: done this, think about people who used to quarry stuff,
- 13:04Speaker 1: like the people who made Stonehenge without like hundred foot
- 13:08Speaker 1: cranes and jackhammers to go fourteen feet into the ground
- 13:12Speaker 1: like that. It's just mind boggling when you think of
- 13:15Speaker 1: it like that too. Absolutely uh. And as far as
- 13:18Speaker 1: Albert County goes, they got a a genuine tourist attraction
- 13:22Speaker 1: which they didn't have before and so this was sort
- 13:25Speaker 1: of one of the reasons apparently that Christian picked this
- 13:28Speaker 1: spot because he kind of figured and was right that
- 13:31Speaker 1: they would be prideful and kind of take care of it. Um.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Apparently he had some ancestors that were from the region
- 13:37Speaker 1: to um. But he also said, you know, our wishes
- 13:41Speaker 1: that maybe one day the people of Albert County will
- 13:44Speaker 1: come together or maybe just conservationist in general and uh
- 13:48Speaker 1: and do some more big stone rings around this thing. Uh.
- 13:51Speaker 1: That never happened. He never got that wish, But like
- 13:54Speaker 1: you said, they did take care of very good care
- 13:56Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, and like he helped he helped established
- 13:59Speaker 1: that by by transferring the rights to that land over
- 14:02Speaker 1: to the people of Albert County, so that that was
- 14:05Speaker 1: like they would have even more pride in it because
- 14:07Speaker 1: they owned it. It was public land. From that point on,
- 14:10Speaker 1: should we take a break, Um, Yeah, let's take a break,
- 14:13Speaker 1: and well then we'll talk about the monument, right, yeah,
- 14:16Speaker 1: and it's about it's about to get a little sinister
- 14:18Speaker 1: right after this stop. Maybe I overstated it doesn't quite
- 14:35Speaker 1: get sinister. Uh, But from the beginning of this project,
- 14:39Speaker 1: the local townsfolk, while prideful, there were some that were
- 14:43Speaker 1: a little worried about it, and this said, you know,
- 14:45Speaker 1: when you're out in the country and Georgia like that,
- 14:47Speaker 1: it's nineteen seventy, Like, what do you mean you're gonna
- 14:51Speaker 1: build this big monument? This sounds to me like, you know,
- 14:56Speaker 1: the occult or the work of the devil or something.
- 14:59Speaker 1: And there was a sandblaster that worked on the job
- 15:02Speaker 1: named Charlie Clamp who will come up a little bit later,
- 15:04Speaker 1: but he, for one, said that when he was working
- 15:07Speaker 1: on carving these characters in the stone, that he heard
- 15:10Speaker 1: strange music and disjointed voices. Uh. And you know, once
- 15:15Speaker 1: these things were up, apparently some some Wiccans and some
- 15:19Speaker 1: Pagans did come out and do like some dancing and
- 15:22Speaker 1: chanting every now and then, which I'm sure was very harmless,
- 15:25Speaker 1: but would spook the locals. Oh yeah, I mean good lord. Yeah.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Like I think it happened almost immediately, like this thing
- 15:32Speaker 1: went up in March of eighty. I think like the
- 15:34Speaker 1: Atlanta pagan community had adopted by there's like public land,
- 15:40Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Exactly? So another thing that
- 15:44Speaker 1: makes this whole feat um so amazing is that you
- 15:47Speaker 1: know R. C. Christians showed up with the idea in
- 15:49Speaker 1: the summer of nineteen seventy nine, and they dedicated the
- 15:51Speaker 1: thing on March twenty second night, two days after the
- 15:55Speaker 1: Spring equinox. No, that is fast turnaround, because not only
- 15:59Speaker 1: did they have to were it, they had to do
- 16:01Speaker 1: a lot of other stuff to it. These are not
- 16:03Speaker 1: schlubby slabs. Slubby they are, they were. They were pretty neat.
- 16:09Speaker 1: They required a lot of extra work. Rather than just
- 16:12Speaker 1: quarrying and cutting and polishing. There was more too, it
- 16:15Speaker 1: wasn't there. Yeah. Absolutely, Uh, they had a big grand opening.
- 16:19Speaker 1: There were you know, quite a few people, like three,
- 16:22Speaker 1: three or four hundred folks apparently showed up for the christening.
- 16:25Speaker 1: And uh, like you said, it was, it was a
- 16:27Speaker 1: big deal. They were um, not only large, Uh, they
- 16:32Speaker 1: were you know, very I believe, like nineteen feet tall each.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Is that how tall they stood? Yeah, which is I mean,
- 16:37Speaker 1: that's taller than Stonehenge. So take that England Stonehenge, take
- 16:42Speaker 1: that ancient people's uh so nineteen tall. They weighed about
- 16:47Speaker 1: close to a hundred and twenty tons and like we
- 16:49Speaker 1: mentioned earlier, four thousands sand blasted letters and characters about
- 16:54Speaker 1: four inches high. Piece that we'll get to what these
- 16:57Speaker 1: all said. But they're also some cool strological features, right, Yeah,
- 17:02Speaker 1: So um, Fendley went to the University of Georgia and said,
- 17:07Speaker 1: I need an astronomer because I'm being asked to do
- 17:09Speaker 1: some stuff that I do not know how to do.
- 17:12Speaker 1: UM and the guide stones were considered a clock, calendar,
- 17:15Speaker 1: and compass, all kind of ingeniously built into one because
- 17:19Speaker 1: you've got those four slabs that were arranged in an X.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Like you said, there's a center stone known as the
- 17:24Speaker 1: nomen stone, and then on top of it all is
- 17:27Speaker 1: a capstone, a square capstone that covered the nomen and
- 17:30Speaker 1: parts of all four of the other slabs that radiated
- 17:34Speaker 1: out from the nomen And so they had UM you
- 17:37Speaker 1: could tell what day of the year it was, and
- 17:40Speaker 1: that it was noon. Um you could see the um
- 17:44Speaker 1: summer solstice, and I believe the winter solstice as well.
- 17:48Speaker 1: Like the x is were the like the X or
- 17:51Speaker 1: the edges of the X word position so that it
- 17:53Speaker 1: followed the sun or the moon's migration annual migration across
- 17:57Speaker 1: the sky. There was a lot going on that like
- 18:00Speaker 1: the average person, including Fendley, could not just just you know,
- 18:04Speaker 1: guess at it needed to be really precise. Yeah. Absolutely,
- 18:08Speaker 1: they're cutting these holes basically, uh, and these little slots
- 18:12Speaker 1: all around this thing to where you can peek through
- 18:14Speaker 1: and see those uh sun rises and things during the solstice, uh,
- 18:19Speaker 1: winter and summer. You can look through one hole and
- 18:22Speaker 1: look at the North Star. So, like you said, it's
- 18:24Speaker 1: super exact. Um. There was a plaque on site that
- 18:29Speaker 1: listed R. C. Christian as the author of these words,
- 18:33Speaker 1: and it said a small group of Americans who seek
- 18:36Speaker 1: the age of reason. Uh, And then basically says, there's
- 18:40Speaker 1: like a time capsule here, here's where the time capsule is.
- 18:44Speaker 1: And they left this central message that said, let these
- 18:48Speaker 1: be guidestones to an age of reason. And that was
- 18:51Speaker 1: in Egyptian hierocliphics, Babylonian Cuneiform, Classical Greek, and Sanskrit. And
- 18:59Speaker 1: then it lists did and we're gonna read these out,
- 19:01Speaker 1: but it listed ten guides and eight different languages Arabic, Chinese, Hebrew, English, Russian, Hindi, Spanish,
- 19:09Speaker 1: and Swahili. Yeah. And so each side of those four
- 19:13Speaker 1: slabs that radiated from the Noman the center stone had
- 19:17Speaker 1: a language, so that all all four had two languages
- 19:21Speaker 1: on each side, right, and in English these were what
- 19:24Speaker 1: these these rules or guidelines or guides, however you want
- 19:28Speaker 1: to call them, that were inscribed on the stone. What
- 19:31Speaker 1: they said? The first one, chuck, was maintained humanity under
- 19:35Speaker 1: five hundred million in perpetual balance with nature. You here's
- 19:41Speaker 1: another one. If you don't like that one, you're not
- 19:43Speaker 1: gonna like this one either, Guide reproduction wisely improving fitness
- 19:47Speaker 1: and diversity. Yeah problematic? Okay, Well how about this one.
- 19:52Speaker 1: You're gonna love this. Unite humanity with a living new language. Uh,
- 19:58Speaker 1: it could be problematic unless we're sucking. Uh. What is
- 20:01Speaker 1: that one language we did on the years ago? Esperano? Esperanto?
- 20:07Speaker 1: Did we do one on? I think we did a
- 20:08Speaker 1: video on it. I don't think we ever did this,
- 20:10Speaker 1: did we do? Yeah? It gets confusing once you get
- 20:12Speaker 1: back to two thousand eleven twelve, that kind of thing.
- 20:16Speaker 1: We were all confused. Shall I go on? Or you
- 20:17Speaker 1: want to take over? Go ahead? This is fun? Okay Um.
- 20:21Speaker 1: The next one says rule, passion, faith, tradition, and all
- 20:25Speaker 1: things with tempered reason. Down with that protect down meaning
- 20:31Speaker 1: like you're down with it or down the opposite. I'm
- 20:33Speaker 1: down with it. No, that sounds great. Up with that.
- 20:35Speaker 1: I'm down with that. Protect people in nations with fair
- 20:39Speaker 1: laws and just courts. Sure, who wouldn't let all nations
- 20:44Speaker 1: rule internally, resolving external disputes in a world court. M
- 20:49Speaker 1: that sounds a little creepy potentially. The next one is
- 20:52Speaker 1: something the libertarian and all of us can appreciate, avoid
- 20:56Speaker 1: petty laws and useless officials. I love that one. I
- 21:01Speaker 1: wonder what that sounds like in HINDI. Uh, drain the swamp. Right.
- 21:08Speaker 1: There's also balanced personal rights with social duties. It's a
- 21:12Speaker 1: great one too, if you balance it correctly. Uh. The
- 21:16Speaker 1: next one is prize truth, beauty, love, seeking, harmony with
- 21:20Speaker 1: the infinite. Pretty new ag. Yeah, I like it though.
- 21:23Speaker 1: And then be not a cancer on Earth, Leave room
- 21:26Speaker 1: for nature, Leave room for nature. And then the last
- 21:30Speaker 1: one Sabbath rules for the z. I thought you're gonna say,
- 21:38Speaker 1: Megadeth rules Metallica drules Metallica does not drouble. Well, I
- 21:45Speaker 1: thought Megadeth fans didn't like Metallica. I think that old beef. Sure,
- 21:48Speaker 1: but it's totally unnecessary because both are great, Okay, especially
- 21:54Speaker 1: eighties both were great? How about that? Oh? Sure, yeah,
- 21:56Speaker 1: we're yeah, absolutely so what I'm talking about give me
- 21:59Speaker 1: some credit. Um. So from the beginning, the people that
- 22:05Speaker 1: heard about this and uh sort of took it as
- 22:08Speaker 1: maybe what to do after the apocalypse. But apparently Christian
- 22:14Speaker 1: had written a little pamphlet like guide book kind of
- 22:17Speaker 1: thing that talked about, um, not necessarily after the apocalypse,
- 22:22Speaker 1: but here's how we might can avoid catastrophe more along
- 22:25Speaker 1: those lines. Yeah, I found a quote from one of
- 22:28Speaker 1: the from that book that he wrote that said, we
- 22:30Speaker 1: are like a fleet of overcrowded lifeboats confronted with an
- 22:33Speaker 1: approaching tempest. And then he says there are alternatives to armageddon.
- 22:38Speaker 1: And I couldn't find out what those alternatives were. Um,
- 22:41Speaker 1: but if he didn't provide alternatives, then that's just letting
- 22:44Speaker 1: everybody's imagination run wild. The other thing that a lot
- 22:48Speaker 1: of people point out to is that this was These
- 22:50Speaker 1: were inscribed in nineteen smack dab in the middle of
- 22:55Speaker 1: the Cold War, which at that time had no ending
- 22:58Speaker 1: in sight. Um, and a lot of people were very
- 23:01Speaker 1: worried about a nuclear winner. So if he did mean
- 23:03Speaker 1: it like um, you know that that it was meant
- 23:07Speaker 1: to rebuild humanity after a nuclear war, you can understand
- 23:11Speaker 1: how he would have been coming from that way. The
- 23:13Speaker 1: other way though, makes a lot of sense too, because
- 23:16Speaker 1: at the time that whole idea that humanity was going
- 23:20Speaker 1: to keep growing exponentially was really popular. Still. Do you
- 23:24Speaker 1: remember Zero Population Growth episode where we talked a lot
- 23:27Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, that that was that big book in
- 23:31Speaker 1: sixty eight, the population Bomb, which really scared a lot
- 23:35Speaker 1: of people. Uh, And I don't think we mentioned too that. Um.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Christian initially said that they had been he and his
- 23:41Speaker 1: people had been working on this idea for twenty years,
- 23:44Speaker 1: so it would have been all through the Cold War
- 23:46Speaker 1: and all through this sort of population scare if he
- 23:49Speaker 1: was telling the truth that they were coming up with
- 23:51Speaker 1: these ideas. But even even though the population bomb came
- 23:55Speaker 1: out in night, this this kind of thought was going
- 23:58Speaker 1: around because remember our friend Norman Borlog, he saved the
- 24:01Speaker 1: world in the nineteen forties, and people were predicting like
- 24:04Speaker 1: exponential growth. I mean, Mauthis has been predicting exponential growth
- 24:08Speaker 1: since the eighteenth century. So the population bomb really kind
- 24:11Speaker 1: of presented it in stark contrast, um, and it turned
- 24:14Speaker 1: out to not be correct at all. But at the time, again,
- 24:18Speaker 1: people were worried about it. But if you were really
- 24:20Speaker 1: into that kind of thing. You were probably at least
- 24:24Speaker 1: a little xenophobic. Um, you're possibly outright racist, and your
- 24:29Speaker 1: concerns were not about how how fast America's population was growing.
- 24:33Speaker 1: You're probably concerned about how fast Bangladesh's population was growing,
- 24:37Speaker 1: or how fast some sub Saharan African nations populations were growing.
- 24:42Speaker 1: And ultimately you might not have said it what that
- 24:44Speaker 1: meant for the white race and the white races access
- 24:47Speaker 1: to all the resources we need to keep being happy. Yeah,
- 24:50Speaker 1: and you'll see this pop up a little bit throughout
- 24:53Speaker 1: this that some of these notions were possibly guided by um,
- 24:57Speaker 1: white supremacy or xenophobia, you know it. It It sort of
- 25:01Speaker 1: danced around those fringes. Um. Not the least of which
- 25:04Speaker 1: was that first, you know, limit the world population to
- 25:08Speaker 1: five hundred million. Uh that were close to four and
- 25:10Speaker 1: a half billion people on the planet in nineteen eighties.
- 25:14Speaker 1: So that's a pretty drastic reduction. That's an eight percent reduction. Um.
- 25:19Speaker 1: So that's a that's a pretty foreboding thing to list
- 25:21Speaker 1: as your first guideline, I think, right exactly, it's but yeah,
- 25:24Speaker 1: especially if you don't mean it as like a post
- 25:27Speaker 1: apocalyptic guide, but something we need to do in the future.
- 25:30Speaker 1: That is just downright scary because first of all, that
- 25:34Speaker 1: means a lot of people are going to die, but
- 25:35Speaker 1: also who exactly is calling the shots about who lives
- 25:38Speaker 1: and who dies and who are these people to to
- 25:41Speaker 1: say or do something like that. So it takes a
- 25:43Speaker 1: pretty pretty large amount of just entitlement in general to
- 25:48Speaker 1: choose that and then inscribe it as your first guide
- 25:50Speaker 1: on some rocks that you leave standing ostensibly for hundreds
- 25:54Speaker 1: of years. Yeah, and so you couple that with guide
- 25:58Speaker 1: reproduction wisely improving fitness and diversity. That's improving fitness is
- 26:03Speaker 1: sort of the key line that sort of reeks of
- 26:05Speaker 1: eugenics obviously, uh. And then also you're not humanity with
- 26:10Speaker 1: the new living language and the idea of a world court.
- 26:13Speaker 1: All these things are sort of ideas that have been
- 26:17Speaker 1: bandied about and on the fringes of uh, the Internet
- 26:20Speaker 1: and conspiracy minded sites about the new world order and
- 26:25Speaker 1: things like that. And we're not going to dive too
- 26:27Speaker 1: deep into that world, but suffice to say that these
- 26:29Speaker 1: are the kind of alarm bells that are going off
- 26:31Speaker 1: when certain people read the Georgia guide Stones. Yeah, because
- 26:34Speaker 1: I'm not I couldn't find out who originally interpreted as such.
- 26:38Speaker 1: But the Book of Revelations apparently has been interpreted to
- 26:41Speaker 1: talk about a world government and be wary of a
- 26:44Speaker 1: world government because that's the Antichrist who's going to be
- 26:47Speaker 1: leading it, and they will lead you know, the world
- 26:51Speaker 1: into darkness and the final fight with God and all
- 26:54Speaker 1: that stuff. So, um, if you read the quotes, you're like,
- 26:56Speaker 1: I don't quite know how you got here. But there's
- 26:59Speaker 1: a lot of people who's subscribe to that. So when
- 27:01Speaker 1: they were talking about you know, world courts, that really
- 27:04Speaker 1: kind of raised the antenna of some fundamentalists and fringe Christians. Yeah,
- 27:09Speaker 1: it's good way to say it, um, But we we
- 27:13Speaker 1: can talk about some of the theories as to um,
- 27:16Speaker 1: maybe who this group might have been, because again Christian
- 27:20Speaker 1: said that he represented a group of people and it
- 27:23Speaker 1: wasn't just like his you know, this idea of some
- 27:26Speaker 1: you know, rich billionaire, although you never know it could
- 27:28Speaker 1: have been the case because we don't know the truth.
- 27:31Speaker 1: But the Rosa Crucians, and I believe we talked about
- 27:34Speaker 1: them and one of our episodes at some point really
- 27:38Speaker 1: rings a bell. But they were, uh, this society a
- 27:43Speaker 1: secret society. Those are always fun. That started in the
- 27:47Speaker 1: fifteenth century Germany, and the person who started it may
- 27:53Speaker 1: or may not have even existed. It's a gentleman named
- 27:57Speaker 1: Christian rosen Crates Um may be a fictional human maybe not,
- 28:02Speaker 1: but was the founder of the Rosicrucians or the rose
- 28:04Speaker 1: Cross Society. Yeah so, um, the founder rosenkreuz Um supposedly
- 28:12Speaker 1: got together some Turkish Sufi Persian mystical knowledge, put it
- 28:16Speaker 1: all in like a nice three ring binder turned to
- 28:19Speaker 1: some doctor friends and said, let's form a society based
- 28:22Speaker 1: on this mystical knowledge and do all sorts of neat
- 28:25Speaker 1: like incantations and stuff like that. And I don't know,
- 28:28Speaker 1: let's just take over the world while we're at it too.
- 28:30Speaker 1: And I don't even get the impression that we're a
- 28:35Speaker 1: certain that any of this ever existed, that it was
- 28:38Speaker 1: written about years later, maybe centuries later. Um, but that
- 28:42Speaker 1: it was possibly one of those things where it was
- 28:44Speaker 1: like a self fulfilling prophecy, like new groups actually did
- 28:47Speaker 1: establish themselves after the fiction came out. I'm not sure,
- 28:51Speaker 1: but um, it definitely did. Whatever those books were that
- 28:55Speaker 1: introduced Rosicrucianism to Europe, um. They definitely did influence the
- 29:00Speaker 1: Enlightenment and Enlightenment thinkers, including Thomas Payne and um. Thomas
- 29:06Speaker 1: Paine is kind of one of the overlooked founding fathers uh,
- 29:10Speaker 1: and he really was a founding father. He was, um,
- 29:13Speaker 1: he was, he founded the or, he came up with
- 29:14Speaker 1: the idea for the Declaration of Independence. He really kind
- 29:19Speaker 1: of um lobbied for a constitution in America. But he
- 29:23Speaker 1: also wrote Age of Reason being an investigation of the
- 29:28Speaker 1: True and Fabulous theology. He was a deist and he
- 29:31Speaker 1: thought you could use rationalization or rationalism to investigate religion
- 29:36Speaker 1: and that a lot of it was just superstition. So
- 29:38Speaker 1: if you're like a hardcore Christian, you don't really think
- 29:40Speaker 1: very highly of Thomas Paine. But the Age of Reason thing,
- 29:44Speaker 1: remember on the cap stone that said let this be
- 29:47Speaker 1: a way into the Age of Reason on the guidestones.
- 29:51Speaker 1: That's how a lot of people connect the Rosicrucians to
- 29:54Speaker 1: the Georgia guidestones, right, because Thomas Paine was apparently connected
- 29:58Speaker 1: to them. Right. Yes, Okay, so the rose it's hard
- 30:02Speaker 1: to say that word for me, The Rosa Crucians, I
- 30:05Speaker 1: keep wanting to say the Rosa Christians for some reason. Uh,
- 30:08Speaker 1: Like you said, they popped up before the Enlightenment and
- 30:11Speaker 1: then kind of went away, and then later pop back
- 30:13Speaker 1: up in the nineteenth century when there was a big
- 30:16Speaker 1: revival in the Europe and the US of these sort
- 30:18Speaker 1: of occult slash secret societies. A couple of them are
- 30:22Speaker 1: still around today. Apparently the ancient mystical order Rose Crucis
- 30:27Speaker 1: uh and the Rosicrucian Fellowship are still around. Um. But again,
- 30:31Speaker 1: who knows if any of the original stuff was actually
- 30:34Speaker 1: real or just the work of fiction. Either way, um,
- 30:38Speaker 1: people you know, some people think it might have been
- 30:40Speaker 1: the Rosicrucians behind these guidestones. And again, like the rose
- 30:44Speaker 1: Crucians is, it's a secret mystical society, but it also
- 30:49Speaker 1: is potentially engaged in trying to take over the world.
- 30:51Speaker 1: So that's what we'd give it, a really ominous association,
- 30:55Speaker 1: right yeah. And or it also has been theorized that
- 31:00Speaker 1: it was just a red herring to make people think
- 31:03Speaker 1: it it was the Rosa Crucians when it really wasn't
- 31:05Speaker 1: at all, just to get people to sniff them off
- 31:07Speaker 1: the case. And so the Rosa Crucians there are a
- 31:11Speaker 1: widely held suspect um and then of course that um
- 31:15Speaker 1: logically leads to the next subspect Ted Turner. This is
- 31:20Speaker 1: very tenuous to me, I guess because Ted Turner was
- 31:24Speaker 1: really rich um, maybe a little eccentric, but not really
- 31:29Speaker 1: um in the grand scheme of things. But he did
- 31:32Speaker 1: create what's known as the Turner Doomsday video, which was
- 31:36Speaker 1: this video that he created and said basically, this is
- 31:40Speaker 1: the last thing CNN should air if the world was ending.
- 31:44Speaker 1: And you think, oh my god, what was the Turner
- 31:46Speaker 1: doomsday video. It's just this one minute video of a
- 31:50Speaker 1: military band playing the hymn Nearer My God to the
- 31:54Speaker 1: with one of the loveliest ms out there, is one
- 31:56Speaker 1: of my favorites. But that that's all it is. That's it,
- 31:59Speaker 1: that's it. There's over the instructions for surviving the apocalypse,
- 32:02Speaker 1: nothing like that. It's the lamest doomsday video of all time.
- 32:06Speaker 1: It just has a network sign off, is what it is. Right.
- 32:09Speaker 1: But he the reason they called the doomsday videos because
- 32:11Speaker 1: when he brought CNN onto the air, he said that, um,
- 32:15Speaker 1: it would keep it would stay on the air until
- 32:18Speaker 1: you know, the end of the world. So that's where
- 32:20Speaker 1: the doomsday thing came from. And then the other thing that,
- 32:23Speaker 1: like you said, Ted Turners maybe was a little out
- 32:25Speaker 1: there or whatever, at least for his time, like he
- 32:28Speaker 1: did oversee Captain Planet, that cartoon on TBS in the
- 32:31Speaker 1: early nineties. Um, but he also gave a billion dollars
- 32:35Speaker 1: which at the time was a third of his wealth
- 32:38Speaker 1: to the u N to to establish the u N Foundation,
- 32:42Speaker 1: which was involved in gender equality, which I think might
- 32:45Speaker 1: have had some aspects of family planning to it. So
- 32:48Speaker 1: maybe that's where the eugenics tieing comes from, or the
- 32:52Speaker 1: population control. And then also has really engaged in environmentalism too.
- 32:56Speaker 1: So um, that whole harmony with be not a cancer
- 33:00Speaker 1: the earth thing just really implicates Ted Turner. Yeah, if
- 33:05Speaker 1: you if you grew up in Atlanta in the seventies
- 33:07Speaker 1: and eighties, Ted Turner was a big deal. Uh, it
- 33:12Speaker 1: was a name you heard a lot. He owned the Braves,
- 33:14Speaker 1: He owned the Falcons for or no, no, I think
- 33:17Speaker 1: he owned the Braves and the Hawks. Yeah, um for
- 33:20Speaker 1: a long time, and uh was our sort of most
- 33:23Speaker 1: famous uh dude in town. And I remember seeing him
- 33:28Speaker 1: at a Willie Nelson concert at Chastain Like it was
- 33:32Speaker 1: a while ago, but it wasn't way back then. It
- 33:34Speaker 1: was in the probably early two thousand's. Uh, and I
- 33:38Speaker 1: got a real kick out of it. I was like,
- 33:39Speaker 1: I've never seen him out in Atlanta before. I was like,
- 33:42Speaker 1: holy cow, there's Ted Turner. I tipped my scotch to
- 33:46Speaker 1: you know. He was with a couple of uh, younger women.
- 33:51Speaker 1: He's with a couple of younger ladies. But I think
- 33:53Speaker 1: they were, Um, I think they might have been family
- 33:55Speaker 1: members or something, is what someone told me. I don't
- 33:57Speaker 1: think he was like out Fox Stratton with a couple
- 34:00Speaker 1: of gotcha young young girls. He was no stone silver
- 34:03Speaker 1: Fox like RC. Christian. Oh sure he was. He kidn't
- 34:07Speaker 1: make now. He was a handsome man. But the upshot
- 34:10Speaker 1: of Ted Turner's involvement as one of the suspects is
- 34:13Speaker 1: basically strictly because of his proximity to Alberton. That's it, Yeah,
- 34:19Speaker 1: that is it. If Ted Turner was a billionaire in Kansas,
- 34:23Speaker 1: his name would have nothing to do with this whatsoever.
- 34:26Speaker 1: So that makes him a very lame suspect. I think
- 34:28Speaker 1: we're gonna say suspect denied. We need a little sound
- 34:33Speaker 1: effect there. Uh if Jerry listened to these episodes and
- 34:37Speaker 1: we might actually get I know it's gonna be great
- 34:39Speaker 1: that because we're gonna say all this and it's gonna
- 34:41Speaker 1: pass by silently. Alright. So who else we could talk about,
- 34:47Speaker 1: um some religious galbaty cook. Because from the beginning, there
- 34:51Speaker 1: were Christians nearby that said, this is the work of
- 34:54Speaker 1: the devil. Uh, and this is like satanic occultis stuff. Um.
- 35:00Speaker 1: There was a Christian minister named Reagan R. Davis who
- 35:04Speaker 1: visited in two thousand to the Guide Stones and said,
- 35:07Speaker 1: these are the ten commandments of the Antichrist and this
- 35:11Speaker 1: is a culling of the human population by the anti Christians,
- 35:17Speaker 1: is basically what we're looking at. And then of course
- 35:20Speaker 1: all kinds of right wing conspiracy crack pots get involved
- 35:24Speaker 1: and start calling them, uh, you know, Satan based or
- 35:28Speaker 1: Luciferian secret societies and the New World Orders coming and
- 35:33Speaker 1: all of that fun stuff that exists on the fringe,
- 35:36Speaker 1: right yeah. And so I mean there's some holes in
- 35:39Speaker 1: those theories that this is a the new World Order
- 35:43Speaker 1: headed by the elite who are actually following the anti
- 35:46Speaker 1: Christ who was being powered by Lucifer himself. And where
- 35:53Speaker 1: the holes, right, the holes are that this monument, which
- 35:58Speaker 1: is it was impressive, right, is a neat feat, especially
- 36:02Speaker 1: for the people of Alberton, but it objectively pales in
- 36:05Speaker 1: comparison to even the ruins of Stonehenge. That this is
- 36:10Speaker 1: the best that the Luciferian elite of the New World
- 36:13Speaker 1: World Order, right, the richest of the rich, the most
- 36:16Speaker 1: powerful of the powerful. This is this is the best
- 36:19Speaker 1: they could do. And they put it in Alberton, Georgia.
- 36:22Speaker 1: And there's just the one. And this is how they
- 36:25Speaker 1: revealed their plans. Right. They wouldn't just go ahead and
- 36:28Speaker 1: carry out like mass sterilization projects, or actually go ahead
- 36:31Speaker 1: and create the one world currency in government. They would
- 36:33Speaker 1: just erect this relatively small monument in the most rural
- 36:37Speaker 1: of rural Georgia and just leave it at that. Yeah,
- 36:40Speaker 1: and wait decades for the news to trickle out from
- 36:44Speaker 1: the Alberton County Times to the Alberton six o'clock news
- 36:48Speaker 1: and then the Atlanta six o'clock news and so on
- 36:51Speaker 1: and so on until it takes over the world. Yes, so,
- 36:54Speaker 1: and I saw it like put his like that, really
- 36:56Speaker 1: it was the New World Order, like having a laugh
- 36:59Speaker 1: by making just so blatant and just even more ridiculous,
- 37:03Speaker 1: Like you know, I didn't when I when I was like,
- 37:05Speaker 1: we should do one on the Georgia guidestones, it didn't
- 37:07Speaker 1: even occur to me that it was going to take
- 37:09Speaker 1: us down the path of conspiracy theorists. But it really
- 37:13Speaker 1: did because they latched onto this, and so I was
- 37:16Speaker 1: thinking about this, Chuck, I was like, why, why, you know,
- 37:18Speaker 1: what is it about that? I mean, obviously it's mysterious,
- 37:22Speaker 1: and you know, some of the stuff that's talking about
- 37:24Speaker 1: is kind of weird and scary and possibly downright immoral, right,
- 37:28Speaker 1: But I think more than anything, it's like people who
- 37:31Speaker 1: are into conspiracy theories are unsettled by uncertainty, and so
- 37:37Speaker 1: they need, like it's way scarier to have an indifferent
- 37:41Speaker 1: world that that couldn't care less about you, that doesn't
- 37:44Speaker 1: even know you exist, and that is so complex it
- 37:47Speaker 1: can't possibly make sense to anybody that's way scarier than you. No,
- 37:52Speaker 1: there's actually a cabal led by the Antichrist that it
- 37:56Speaker 1: probably involves Nancy Pelosi that we can like focus all
- 38:00Speaker 1: of our attention and energy on. It makes it less scary,
- 38:03Speaker 1: It gives it a form. Whenever you give something form,
- 38:05Speaker 1: it becomes less scary. And then also this is my
- 38:08Speaker 1: own theory, it also puts the conspiracy theorist on some
- 38:12Speaker 1: sort of equal footing, so it gives them importance because
- 38:15Speaker 1: they are a sworn enemy of that antichrist led cabal,
- 38:19Speaker 1: and so they're important as well. So I think for
- 38:22Speaker 1: all of those reasons, it's that's that's why things like
- 38:25Speaker 1: the Guide Stones attract conspiracy theorists, and I think that's
- 38:27Speaker 1: why conspiracy theorists exists in general. They're afraid of the world.
- 38:31Speaker 1: They're afraid of the world, so they make it what
- 38:34Speaker 1: seems to the rest of us like a far scarier
- 38:36Speaker 1: place because they can't accept that it's just not that
- 38:39Speaker 1: way at all, that things just aren't that neat and
- 38:41Speaker 1: tidy and black and white. They're basically all gray. Yeah,
- 38:45Speaker 1: And they're also fed a steady diet of paranoia and
- 38:49Speaker 1: doomsday uh news and paranoia news, and it in filtrates
- 38:54Speaker 1: their brains. So you know, you can also go outside
- 38:56Speaker 1: and the planet flower and drink in some sunshine, take
- 38:59Speaker 1: a walk. Yeah, yeah, it did. It's very sad, like
- 39:03Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not mad at them, I feel bad
- 39:06Speaker 1: for them. I'm mad at like the people who profit
- 39:09Speaker 1: off of it, the ones who like stoke those claims.
- 39:11Speaker 1: I consider them. They're like expansive thinkers with small minds.
- 39:15Speaker 1: That's what like the leaders of conspiracy theorist kind of
- 39:18Speaker 1: world remind me of, you know, no, But otherwise you're right,
- 39:21Speaker 1: it's a very sad life. It is because you're just
- 39:24Speaker 1: scared or mad all the time, all the time, my soapbox.
- 39:29Speaker 1: All right, we'll mention Freemasons and take a break and
- 39:32Speaker 1: reveal some some clues here. But obviously the Freemasons are
- 39:36Speaker 1: gonna pop up anytime you talk about the New World Order.
- 39:40Speaker 1: Alberton itself, um, of course as a small town in Georgia,
- 39:43Speaker 1: so there are Freemasons there. Uh. Samuel Albert, who founded Elberton,
- 39:48Speaker 1: built a Masonic lodge. A lot of people say that
- 39:51Speaker 1: family and Martin were both Masons, which is no big
- 39:53Speaker 1: surprise in a small town. That's a very common thing
- 39:57Speaker 1: for civic and business leaders to be Masons. So, but
- 40:01Speaker 1: Freemason's are always targeted with a conspiracy minded stuff, so
- 40:07Speaker 1: of course they were going to be mentioned as well.
- 40:08Speaker 1: You can listen to our episode on Mason's that we
- 40:11Speaker 1: did years and years ago, many years. Um. So let's
- 40:14Speaker 1: take that break and we'll come back and perhaps reveal
- 40:18Speaker 1: the real identity of R. C. Christian right after this stop. Okay, Chuck,
- 40:37Speaker 1: So we're back, and I think it's high time that
- 40:39Speaker 1: we revealed the possible identity of R. C. Christian. And
- 40:43Speaker 1: it is not nearly as um earth shaking as you'd think,
- 40:49Speaker 1: because it's possible it as a crank from Iowa. Maybe. UM.
- 40:55Speaker 1: There's a documentary from about seven years ago called Dark
- 40:58Speaker 1: Clouds over Elberton, Colin the True Story of the Georgia Guidestones.
- 41:05Speaker 1: It's a Christian documentary filmmaker name named Christian Pinto that's
- 41:10Speaker 1: as Christian as very much. And this filmmaker basically said,
- 41:17Speaker 1: there's a gentleman named Herbert Henzi Kirsten Uh from Fort Dodge, Iowa.
- 41:22Speaker 1: He was a doctor born in nineteen twenty and he
- 41:25Speaker 1: was outed as and there's some pretty pretty good little
- 41:29Speaker 1: convincing clues here for sure that this might have been
- 41:32Speaker 1: the dude. So. UM. He was a Republican, check, he
- 41:38Speaker 1: was into the environment, he was a conservationist. UM. He
- 41:42Speaker 1: supposedly in a letter to the South Florida Sun Sentinel,
- 41:48Speaker 1: UM talked about like how David Duke was one of
- 41:51Speaker 1: the few politicians representing America UM and The thing is, though,
- 41:55Speaker 1: is he's saying like David Duke is leading America. And remember,
- 41:58Speaker 1: David Duke was like the head of the ku Klux
- 42:00Speaker 1: Klan who kind of supposedly disavowed the clan and tried
- 42:04Speaker 1: to run for public office many times in the eighties.
- 42:08Speaker 1: He won at some point, right, did he please tell
- 42:10Speaker 1: me he did? And I thought he was unsuccessful every time.
- 42:13Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure what it was off the dumb, but
- 42:16Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he won at one point. Well, that
- 42:18Speaker 1: is pretty shameful. Whatever state elected David Duke, that's pretty
- 42:22Speaker 1: in Louisiana. Okay, okay, so um, But he was supporting
- 42:26Speaker 1: David Duke in this quote new era of internationalism, So
- 42:29Speaker 1: it sounds like he wasn't down with internationalism, which would
- 42:32Speaker 1: kind of go against the whole idea of creating world
- 42:35Speaker 1: courts and the like. Uh. I had to look it up.
- 42:38Speaker 1: David Duke. Yeah, he was in the Louisiana State House
- 42:41Speaker 1: of Representatives for a little while. Um. Yeah, that's a
- 42:45Speaker 1: good point. Um. But also in his obituary when Kirsten
- 42:49Speaker 1: died in two thousand five, it said that he was
- 42:52Speaker 1: very involved in environmental and world population issues. Uh, and
- 42:56Speaker 1: held ay quote broad vision of humanity. So I guess
- 43:00Speaker 1: some stuff kind of checks out, some stuff kind of doesn't.
- 43:02Speaker 1: One of the things that links him though, to at
- 43:05Speaker 1: least Um Martin. Whyatt Martin, Um, the banker from the
- 43:10Speaker 1: Granite State Bank who was the one person who knew
- 43:13Speaker 1: who R. C. Christian was, was that there was definitely correspondence.
- 43:18Speaker 1: Uh that was I guess it was written down in
- 43:20Speaker 1: a log or something, but that Herbert Kirsten and Whyat
- 43:25Speaker 1: Martin did correspond at some point. So that's I think
- 43:29Speaker 1: what really kind of links them more than anything. Oh okay,
- 43:34Speaker 1: I see what you mean. Um. Interesting, And I don't
- 43:37Speaker 1: think we mentioned too when Christian arc Christian corresponded with Martin.
- 43:42Speaker 1: They were letters sent from kind of all over the
- 43:45Speaker 1: United States, I guess in a bid to keep the
- 43:48Speaker 1: identity a secret. Yeah that's what I took it as too. Okay,
- 43:52Speaker 1: I didn't know that Kirsten actually was in touch, So yeah,
- 43:55Speaker 1: I mean, pretty pretty good clue there. But we should
- 43:58Speaker 1: also say that that South Florida's on Sentinel Calumnists said
- 44:01Speaker 1: that his letter from is full of exclamation points and
- 44:05Speaker 1: underlined words, which automatically says, don't take me seriously. Um,
- 44:12Speaker 1: there's another theory that I think it's pretty lame. Basically
- 44:16Speaker 1: is that the Alberton Granite Association kind of surreptitiously or
- 44:21Speaker 1: at least under the table, ordered this thing, uh to
- 44:24Speaker 1: stir up a lot of um maybe not conspiracy, but
- 44:29Speaker 1: just interest as a tourist attraction, and it was just
- 44:32Speaker 1: sort of an inside job for the county to begin with,
- 44:35Speaker 1: and it ended up you know a lot of people
- 44:36Speaker 1: people from around the world eventually would come and see
- 44:39Speaker 1: this thing, uh and check it out in person. So
- 44:42Speaker 1: it did work. But I just don't know if if
- 44:45Speaker 1: that holds up well. Even at first in the internally
- 44:49Speaker 1: in the town, Friendly and Martin the grantit finisher and
- 44:53Speaker 1: the banker were accused of being the ones behind it,
- 44:56Speaker 1: and they actually took very publicly lie detector tests I
- 44:59Speaker 1: think it Alberton City Hall and both passed. So after
- 45:03Speaker 1: that they the cloud of suspicion they were under kind
- 45:05Speaker 1: of past. But um, yeah, that was I guess kind
- 45:08Speaker 1: of a bit of a controversy from the outset because
- 45:11Speaker 1: you know, um, Findley really kind of made out with
- 45:14Speaker 1: this job and it just kind of dropped into his lap.
- 45:17Speaker 1: So I think some of the other granite finishers were
- 45:19Speaker 1: suspicious of it. So the guy Charlie Clamp, this carver
- 45:23Speaker 1: who heard the voices and stuff, his son Mark Clamp,
- 45:27Speaker 1: which is a great name. UM, would like propose the
- 45:31Speaker 1: idea for like week long festivals, and they would use
- 45:34Speaker 1: that as evidence that it was an inside thing. But
- 45:37Speaker 1: I just saw that as like a younger generation saying like, hey,
- 45:40Speaker 1: we got this thing, let's like try and make some
- 45:41Speaker 1: money off of it. Yeah. I think there are plenty
- 45:44Speaker 1: of people in town. I saw in and there was
- 45:46Speaker 1: a Wired article that in two thousand nine it was
- 45:48Speaker 1: like the definitive story that for a long time. UM.
- 45:52Speaker 1: And they said that it literally put Alberton on the
- 45:54Speaker 1: map because it was first included in two thousand five
- 45:58Speaker 1: and National Geographics Geo Tourism Map Guide to Appalachia. There
- 46:03Speaker 1: you have it. Yeah, And like Alberton would not have
- 46:06Speaker 1: been included in that had it not been for the
- 46:08Speaker 1: Georgia guidstone. So yeah, like it definitely had an impact
- 46:12Speaker 1: on the local economy for decades because it just brought
- 46:14Speaker 1: people who otherwise would not have shown up. Alright, So
- 46:19Speaker 1: the guidestones are there for quite a long time, beginning
- 46:22Speaker 1: in sort of the mid two thousand's. Uh, there was
- 46:25Speaker 1: some vandalism that started popping up here and there, UM
- 46:29Speaker 1: spray painting them Jesus will beat you, Satanist, the letter
- 46:33Speaker 1: you uh no one World government. Uh. Some of them
- 46:38Speaker 1: talked about nine eleven being an inside job. Some talked
- 46:41Speaker 1: about Obama like Obama berthers and saying that he was
- 46:45Speaker 1: a Muslim. My favorite joke, can I share? Yeah, I
- 46:48Speaker 1: think you're about Yeah, go ahead. My favorite was the
- 46:50Speaker 1: Council on Foreign Relations is ran by the devil, talk
- 46:55Speaker 1: about sticking into the new World Order? Am I right?
- 46:59Speaker 1: My favorite was the isis one which was reported to
- 47:03Speaker 1: the FBI, But it said I am isis Goddess Love,
- 47:08Speaker 1: which is you know, talking about the Egyptian goddess? Isis
- 47:12Speaker 1: not not Isis? Isis not isol isis whoever alerted the
- 47:17Speaker 1: FBI makes no distinction between those two apparently, Uh, that's right.
- 47:22Speaker 1: And so these things have been sort of vandalized over
- 47:24Speaker 1: the years. And this culminated in uh just a little
- 47:28Speaker 1: over a month ago, July six this year, UM, at
- 47:32Speaker 1: four am in the morning, a bomb went off in
- 47:36Speaker 1: and destroyed enough of the Georgia guide stones to call
- 47:41Speaker 1: them dangerous and call for their complete demolition by the county. Um,
- 47:46Speaker 1: they have it on video because they did have cameras
- 47:48Speaker 1: kind of monitoring this thing. Uh, and there was a
- 47:52Speaker 1: you know, kind of a blurry video that you can
- 47:55Speaker 1: look it up online. You can see the bomb going off. Um,
- 47:58Speaker 1: you don't really get a very clear look at the car.
- 48:01Speaker 1: You don't get a very clear look at a human
- 48:03Speaker 1: to silver sedan. I looked up just today to see
- 48:07Speaker 1: if there were any new leads and I think they're
- 48:09Speaker 1: kind of coming up empty so far on who actually
- 48:12Speaker 1: demolished this thing. Yeah, I saw that the a t
- 48:16Speaker 1: F is trying to figure out what explosive was used,
- 48:19Speaker 1: and the g b I is looking for this person
- 48:21Speaker 1: who is going to charge them with a terroristic act
- 48:23Speaker 1: or whatever. But sadly, Albertson voted to give the remains
- 48:27Speaker 1: over to the Granite Council, and the Granite Council voted
- 48:31Speaker 1: not to rebuild, So the Georgia guidestones are gone forever.
- 48:35Speaker 1: Because when there's fundamentalist conspiracy theorists around, we just can't
- 48:41Speaker 1: have nice things. You can't have nice things. You got
- 48:44Speaker 1: anything else? I got zero nice things left? All right? Well,
- 48:48Speaker 1: since Chuck said that everybody, it's time for a listener mail.
- 48:54Speaker 1: I'm gonna call this a couple of breakfast emails. Are
- 48:57Speaker 1: that episode just dropped today? I r l about our
- 49:00Speaker 1: breakfast foods and people seem to like it. The first
- 49:03Speaker 1: thing I'm gonna say is I misspoken. Said sour cream
- 49:06Speaker 1: on my bagel instead of cream cheat what everybody's been
- 49:09Speaker 1: talking about. Yeah, I didn't. Obviously, it was just a
- 49:12Speaker 1: verbal typo and you didn't even catch it. So um.
- 49:15Speaker 1: The people that said, hey, you clearly misspoke, thank you.
- 49:19Speaker 1: The people that are like, what you eat sour cream
- 49:24Speaker 1: on bagels? Like come on, come on, come on? All right,
- 49:29Speaker 1: So there's there's a couple of them. Hello, Chaps, really
- 49:32Speaker 1: enjoyed your show about breakfast. But have you ever had
- 49:34Speaker 1: a great British fry up a k a. A full
- 49:37Speaker 1: English breakfast? It's basically a heart attack on a plate. Bacon, sausage,
- 49:41Speaker 1: grilled tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms, black pudding, toast and or
- 49:45Speaker 1: fried bread, hash brown patty style and at least two
- 49:48Speaker 1: fried eggs, the ultimate hangover your cure, and the greatest
- 49:51Speaker 1: meal of all time, washed down with copious cups of
- 49:54Speaker 1: hot tea and complimented with HP brown sauce that is
- 49:58Speaker 1: from Donna Kay in the UK, and uh, yeah, don
- 50:01Speaker 1: I've had that. I don't like the mushroom part, and
- 50:04Speaker 1: I'm not really big on grilled tomatoes. What about the beans?
- 50:07Speaker 1: Do you like the beans? I do? I love them.
- 50:09Speaker 1: I'm down with all the really because you know, you
- 50:11Speaker 1: see those beans and you're like, man, all that's gonna
- 50:13Speaker 1: be low too with brown sugar, and then you take
- 50:15Speaker 1: a bite and you're like, oh nope, they're not like
- 50:17Speaker 1: Georgia barbecue. It tastes like Roger Daltry. That's good. Think
- 50:28Speaker 1: what a great who reference. I'm pretty proud of that
- 50:31Speaker 1: one too. Did you write that down? You just think
- 50:34Speaker 1: of it because you didn't even know. This is coming,
- 50:37Speaker 1: very very well done. All right, here's the other one. Hey, guys,
- 50:41Speaker 1: Breakfast episode is wonderful. We're gonna do a little Judge
- 50:44Speaker 1: John Hodgman here. We're gonna actually intervene here and make
- 50:48Speaker 1: a decision. I keep having to pause the episode to
- 50:52Speaker 1: text my partner, Uh new mind blowing facts that I
- 50:55Speaker 1: had learned, and I was hoping you would say something
- 50:57Speaker 1: that would validate my opinions on brunch, but at last
- 51:00Speaker 1: you did not brunch is breakfast food at lunchtime, and
- 51:04Speaker 1: this is the hill I will die on. I start
- 51:07Speaker 1: this debate regularly as my in laws like to plan
- 51:10Speaker 1: brunch no lunch food at all for nine am, and
- 51:15Speaker 1: I argue that the word they're looking for is just breakfast.
- 51:18Speaker 1: I have no leg to stand on. Thanks for all
- 51:21Speaker 1: you do, and this is from Stephanie. Uh. And so
- 51:23Speaker 1: I asked Stephanie a couple of follow up questions. Basically,
- 51:27Speaker 1: I was like, um, do they sort of alcohol at
- 51:32Speaker 1: this nine am quote unquote brunch? And do they usually
- 51:35Speaker 1: eat it like five am? And so this would be
- 51:39Speaker 1: much much much later for them? Uh? And Stephanie said, Uh,
- 51:44Speaker 1: my mother and father in law don't really eat breakfast normally.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Everyone else probably does have something and possibly early since
- 51:51Speaker 1: most of them are teachers. Um, but nothing agreed. Just
- 51:55Speaker 1: I think mimosas are fair game, so maybe that's fair
- 51:59Speaker 1: enough to get it class about his brunch. But uh,
- 52:02Speaker 1: most of these mimosas are mostly o J unless I'm
- 52:04Speaker 1: in charge of making them. So I'm gonna rule this
- 52:09Speaker 1: is just breakfast. Yeah, I would call that boozy breakfast. Yeah.
- 52:13Speaker 1: And that ain't brunch brunch. You gotta eat it after
- 52:16Speaker 1: after ten thirty at least more like Yeah, no, I
- 52:21Speaker 1: would say ten thirties the early, the earliest you'll walk
- 52:24Speaker 1: past the rooster crowing. Maybe yeah, at that time nine
- 52:28Speaker 1: a m. Is it's just I'm sorry, Stephanie's in laws.
- 52:31Speaker 1: It's breakfast and we have ruled on it. I'm Jesse Thorn.
- 52:36Speaker 1: I mean throw a throw a tuna melt on there.
- 52:38Speaker 1: Maybe you have a case, but if you're deserving breakfast
- 52:41Speaker 1: items at nine am, then it's breakfast. He really is.
- 52:44Speaker 1: But then also, Stephanie, I want to put in a
- 52:46Speaker 1: word for your in laws, like you just lay off
- 52:51Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it brunch if they want to.
- 52:53Speaker 1: But you're right, yeah, you are correct. If you want
- 52:57Speaker 1: to be like Stephanie and can solva dispute, No, we
- 53:01Speaker 1: can't do that, John Dodgment, does that best? The other person?
- 53:03Speaker 1: What's the other person's name? The first guy? Oh, I
- 53:06Speaker 1: got you? The first person was I like that swinging
- 53:09Speaker 1: in though, Chuck, that was great stuff. Donna Kay. Okay,
- 53:12Speaker 1: So if you want to be like Stephanie and Donna
- 53:14Speaker 1: Kay and get in touch with us, we would love
- 53:17Speaker 1: that you can send us an email to stuff podcast
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