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OUTRO: Midday Matinee · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for doggies for to seven every
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  Speaker 2: weekday on radio record, give a.
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  Speaker 3: Fellows, Hello, how are we going?
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  Speaker 1: Team? What a weekend?
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  Speaker 4: What a weekend? It was the stunningly.
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  Speaker 1: The stunning weather continues.
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  Speaker 2: With the fellas. It was beautiful, wasn't it? Yes, it
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  Speaker 2: sucked At the end of last week though, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: winter sucks.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we had two ship days.
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  Speaker 2: And then back to beautiful again.
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  Speaker 3: I think we've heated two ship days all of autumn
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  Speaker 3: and the start of winter. I mean, we've got to
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  Speaker 3: count our blessings fail.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, CAZy man, come on, be more positive, Keyzy,
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  Speaker 5: I'm literally stoked positive CAZy.
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  Speaker 1: Very nice here, doo man, very good?
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  Speaker 2: What's with the grit? No?
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  Speaker 3: Can I just pay you a compliment without you thinking
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  Speaker 3: that I.
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  Speaker 6: Was playing a compliment. You had a smirk, I said,
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  Speaker 6: put a smile on my face in here do like here?
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  Speaker 6: Do is like a weird here do as in you're
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  Speaker 6: looking sharp. It's looking good to you.
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  Speaker 4: He was telling me off here that he thought you
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  Speaker 4: look at prick.
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  Speaker 2: Really a prick. There's like pretty full on man.
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  Speaker 3: Whereabouts exactly did I say that to you?
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  Speaker 5: You're just out there and you're looking at keys, and
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  Speaker 5: you said they look at you.
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  Speaker 4: Look at this prick.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Because for a bit that you guys were down
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  Speaker 2: that end and I was down on the other end.
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  Speaker 2: Is that when it happened? Well we shot because we
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  Speaker 2: did that video.
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  Speaker 4: You did a video clan and then he said, look
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  Speaker 4: at this guy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that wasn't he look at prick?
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  Speaker 1: So I said, look at this guy, look at this preck.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what I said?
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  Speaker 6: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: But the thing is, Jason, we never have a crack
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  Speaker 2: at you over stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: That's two personal And well why would you I have
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  Speaker 3: a lovely head of hair, you do, but.
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  Speaker 4: You normally covered up with a hat but not today.
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  Speaker 4: Is this your new leaf?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, my new leaf.
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  Speaker 4: Have you had a hair cut over the road yet?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: I just got mine down there just across the road
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  Speaker 1: from me.
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  Speaker 2: Really, And the guy rest his penis on his shoulder.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, the guy that's dealing drugs in the park there,
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  Speaker 5: the guy that was jacking it in the park as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy I sat down on the path while
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  Speaker 3: he jack didn't cut my hair that's fucked up.
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  Speaker 1: And then I called Geezy a preck.
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  Speaker 4: You're getting the hang of this now, I man, you've changed.
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  Speaker 2: Man, you've become a bit of an asshole. Of yes,
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  Speaker 2: but but I I for the first time ever, I
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  Speaker 2: missed a hair appointment on Friday. I booked a car
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  Speaker 2: and I completely just it slipped my mind.
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  Speaker 1: I know you rang me in tears.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I got a phone call from my barber, Adam,
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  Speaker 2: who's a great fellow. He's like, hey, very good. A
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  Speaker 2: hut fuck. No, it didn't charge me one, did they not?
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  Speaker 2: But I wanted to. I should have showed me one
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  Speaker 2: a while ago. Did they they did? I would have
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  Speaker 2: paid it anyway.
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  Speaker 5: And I was going to offer. I was like, and
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  Speaker 5: the reason I didn't tune up was because my daughter
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  Speaker 5: was sick. Yes, but I also I forgot.
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  Speaker 2: I just forgot. And he's like, bro, you had a hiccut.
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  Speaker 2: And then I reckon, I've said the word about five times.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then today you called him a real piece
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  Speaker 4: of work.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I called him a preck. So look at this prick. Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I'm late. By the way, I was getting pricked my
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  Speaker 2: haircut from a guy and getting jacked off out what
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  Speaker 2: was it sitting on the path The Whole.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of missing things, we were, oh the haircut appointment?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I looked out all the time keys.
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  Speaker 3: On setday morning, my wife and I were having a
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  Speaker 3: coffee daily bread actually just down downtown fucking good.
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  Speaker 4: On the Customs Street. Ye, yes, opposite show Girls.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where show Girls is, so I couldn't
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  Speaker 3: tell you it's good from him?
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  Speaker 2: Is it down by the train building?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that is the train Yeah, fucking can I just
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  Speaker 3: say expensive but bloody delicious.
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  Speaker 4: And they do a funny thing there, just since you
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  Speaker 4: brought it up. Yes, they overcook their croissants. Oh, I
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  Speaker 4: find always a little bit too brown.
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  Speaker 5: You been golden. They're a bit darker than that. And
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  Speaker 5: we always get our croissants from them, the frozen ones, right,
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  Speaker 5: get them out the night before on a Sunday, we've
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  Speaker 5: got our Sunday tradition of croissants and pinot choko lakasy.
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  Speaker 5: You can get a mixed bag. The daughter watches TV
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  Speaker 5: and has a piano chokola while we sit in bed
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  Speaker 5: have a coffee croissant read the paper.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, very nice. It's a great thing.
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  Speaker 5: However, of late, when you put them in the you
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  Speaker 5: put them on the tray in the oven to defrost overnight.
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  Speaker 5: They're meant to rise. They haven't been rising. Well they've
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  Speaker 5: changed something. Uh well yeah, seemingly they put so they
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  Speaker 5: just end up being a hard little bullet baths. As
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  Speaker 5: we've returned same you think it'll be a one off,
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  Speaker 5: but it's happening quite a lot. And I met the
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  Speaker 5: point now where I'm going to stop buying them fair enough.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm just telling you it's a real shame because
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  Speaker 5: they are the best in the business.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we went to the one on dom Road, which
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  Speaker 2: is like Auckland's best place to get them.
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  Speaker 4: We got and we wrote as well, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Daily bred at some other place, it's like a standalone Okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and got a pan of chokola, which when we were
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  Speaker 2: in Paris, the first somebody even had one. I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 2: this fucking rule. Yeah, head one there was delicious.
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  Speaker 3: Have you been to Paris, Chase, No, but I've had
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  Speaker 3: a pan of chokola many times.
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  Speaker 2: Let's pronounce pino chocolate, you know that.
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  Speaker 1: Can I get back to my story.
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  Speaker 7: Wait wait, and then we were and then we were
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  Speaker 7: back there and got a croissan that was overcooked. We
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  Speaker 7: were like, cool, the best croissiants and Awkland apparently are overcooked.
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  Speaker 2: What's that about? And we'd been to the one you
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  Speaker 2: were talking about, same things, same thing, don't you think
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  Speaker 2: the fuck man? What are you saying? Jayson?
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, we were at Daily Bread enjoying our breakfast
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  Speaker 3: and my wife got a message saying on an email saying,
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  Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed Sons of Oar.
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  Speaker 4: Show.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, oh, that's weird that they would send me that.
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  Speaker 3: Why would they send me that?
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  Speaker 1: That's a show.
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  Speaker 3: And she'd made a booking for Friday, and actually last Friday,
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  Speaker 3: I got home and I went, oh, it's funny because
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  Speaker 3: I thought we were going to that play tonight. She said, no,
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  Speaker 3: it's next Friday. It was this Friday gone, So you
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  Speaker 3: missed it.
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  Speaker 1: So we missed it.
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  Speaker 3: But the good news is my wife used to go
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  Speaker 3: to school with the guy that wrote it. Oh really said,
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  Speaker 3: oh mate, I hope it's going well. Sorry, absolutely, I've
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  Speaker 3: cocked it up and we missed it. We were meant
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  Speaker 3: to go on Friday, and so he got him more tickets.
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  Speaker 5: Oh great, when you again, Wednesday, that's a good day.
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  Speaker 5: So that's midday or that night?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean a mid Why would they do
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  Speaker 1: a show a mid day?
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  Speaker 2: Because he said that's a good day, and I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: it must be a mid day then.
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  Speaker 1: A midday theater show.
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  Speaker 2: I don't fucking know a Wednesday met And isn't that
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  Speaker 2: a thing? God, I'm not like a chest when you
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  Speaker 2: going Wednesday night.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's a.
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  Speaker 2: Big two days for you. As what I'm saying Englebert,
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and then a play.
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  Speaker 1: But I've got to be honest.
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  Speaker 2: I went, nah, you said no to it?
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  Speaker 1: Was that Hops review? No, yeah, that's not Actually that's
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  Speaker 1: a very good point. Keys here, there's Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: Is hot, and I have eagle Bert the night before,
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  Speaker 2: so it's a big, big week.
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  Speaker 3: I thought we could go on Friday to the Ram
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  Speaker 3: if we watch some place to eat that Ram and
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  Speaker 3: joint just up there open just.
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  Speaker 4: A bit more European, I'm afraid why.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, don't really do you though?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll go to any of these places. It's good
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  Speaker 4: for me to find out about your restaurants.
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  Speaker 1: It's not amazing, but it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: See what he's doing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, managing expectations.
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  Speaker 3: It's not hot pot, but that would be weird doing
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  Speaker 3: hot pot together, because you guys would get all squiffy, siffy.
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  Speaker 4: It's not a word. Look at you.
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  Speaker 2: I love a hot pot.
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  Speaker 4: You know that.
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  Speaker 2: You know that I'd love a hot pot. But we
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  Speaker 2: need somebody right close to the theater there because we're
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  Speaker 2: pretty tight for time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's just up and up a queen, just
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  Speaker 1: up from the corean place.
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  Speaker 4: We went to.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, Yeah, that's spot on and there'll be room
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  Speaker 2: enough for a Yeah, it's quite a big so.
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  Speaker 4: We'll get won't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we closed and we're gonna get.
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  Speaker 1: A hot I miss it free in a freakish way.
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  Speaker 3: Is booked that night or something, but it's never very
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  Speaker 3: full the ones book.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe do you want to take care of that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, okay, because.
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  Speaker 2: You would to walk past it. Maybe you could walk
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  Speaker 2: past pop and hey, can I book a table for
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  Speaker 2: eight tomorrow? Just after seven?
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  Speaker 4: There?
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  Speaker 1: Just after seven?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Alright, yes, is anyone doing sushi today?
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  Speaker 4: I've thought about it. Are you going over?
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  Speaker 1: Question?
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  Speaker 4: The timing is really good. We should go.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to chop about a minute out of this.
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  Speaker 1: What I like.
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  Speaker 3: What I like about this ramen is it's not a
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  Speaker 3: stupidly large serving.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so it's a small ramen. So we're going to
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  Speaker 2: go have a cup of mesa ships.
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  Speaker 1: It's an adequette and you can get it real hot
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  Speaker 1: if you want.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want a bit of Bernie don't?
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  Speaker 2: Should we all go Bernie nurse to ingle Bert?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, ingle burn ourselves ingle burn?
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  Speaker 4: But yeah cool man.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for see the big show. Goodbye, good listening.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see you on the radio, the FOTA seven weekdays radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hurdaki stop it