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Kyle bought one banana! ONE! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We always talk about technology on the show. We're on
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  Speaker 1: the cutting edge of technology. Why we have YouTube and
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  Speaker 1: we've got cameras and Instagram, well on Instagram lave right now,
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  Speaker 1: as Kyle tells her story about being a technology genius.
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  Speaker 2: I think, so it's like the opposite.
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  Speaker 3: I'm int're like, hey, I just had to like send
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  Speaker 3: a reminder to myself to stop ordering groceries when I'm tired.
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  Speaker 3: So normally it's like Saturday night, at the end of
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  Speaker 3: the night, I'm like, oh, I better order groceries.
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  Speaker 2: So we have food this week.
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  Speaker 3: And some weird things have popped up over the like
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  Speaker 3: you know, over the last couple of years, where I
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  Speaker 3: fell asleep while ordering groceries and then the next day
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  Speaker 3: it's like I didn't order this.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I did. So yesterday the groceries.
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  Speaker 3: Came because this weekend, I was like, it's Mother's Day weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not ordering groceries. I'll do it Onday. So the
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  Speaker 3: groceries come yesterday, and like the bag, I'm emptying the bag.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, where are the rest of the bananas.
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  Speaker 3: There's only one banana. The whole families were the groceries,
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  Speaker 3: and one banana And it turns out when you order
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  Speaker 3: groceries on Walmart delivery, you can pick, you know, however
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  Speaker 3: many bananas you want. And I just picked one, and
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  Speaker 3: I started thinking about the poor person who had to
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  Speaker 3: shop for me, like wondering, what is this psychotic person
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  Speaker 3: doing ordering one banana?
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  Speaker 2: One banana at a time. Where's the rest of the bunch.
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  Speaker 3: So anyways, I'm gonna stop ordering groceries when I'm tired.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do it anymore because it's just too weird.
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  Speaker 4: Wait what was what else was in there? A banana?
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  Speaker 4: And what else did you get?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Just like the mostly the normal stuff. But like in
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  Speaker 3: the past, it's been like like sauces that I've never
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  Speaker 3: heard of, Like Chick fil a Buffalo sauce came one
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  Speaker 3: time and I'm like, I guess we're doing something with
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  Speaker 3: chick Fili.
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  Speaker 1: But I was the one of the guy who was
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  Speaker 1: picking it is like, oh, single lady.
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  Speaker 4: Boy, she's got you know, ten Hamburger patties.
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  Speaker 3: I did. I had a bunch of me like two
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  Speaker 3: different packs of like chicken and turkey, meed and ground
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  Speaker 3: b there's just one banana.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it was so sad.
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  Speaker 5: Random, yeah, random banana chicken.
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  Speaker 4: Get the order chicken, one chicken, breast, one banana.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe that's what they were saying, is there were stuff
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  Speaker 3: in the grocery cart. Yeah, so it's it's a problem.
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  Speaker 4: Pay What happened to you? I know, you got yeah, pulled over, right,
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  Speaker 4: you had.
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  Speaker 5: To go to traffic Oh my goodness. Yeah, well I
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  Speaker 5: got pulled over because I did like a slow roll
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  Speaker 5: through a stop sign.
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  Speaker 2: But it was early in the morning, there was no
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  Speaker 2: cars there.
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  Speaker 5: But you know what I mean, I respect the officer
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  Speaker 5: for laying down the law. But Rich was telling me
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  Speaker 5: that sense it was a moving like vehicle violation, that
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  Speaker 5: I was going to have to physically go into traffic
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  Speaker 5: school for eight hours. And I was like, oh my
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  Speaker 5: gosh no. And then my court date came around and
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  Speaker 5: I was like, let me see if I can go
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  Speaker 5: online and actually do traffic school. Well, I can do it,
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  Speaker 5: but it was past like the due date, so I
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  Speaker 5: had to get an extension.
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  Speaker 2: Long story show.
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  Speaker 5: I finished my traffic school and I didn't have to.
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  Speaker 2: Go in person.
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  Speaker 4: Yay, that's lucky. They must have changed that.
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  Speaker 5: Well. No, so, actually, when I had written a letter
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  Speaker 5: to the court to get an extension on my dates
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  Speaker 5: so I could finish the traffic school. At the first
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  Speaker 5: part of the letter, it said, here's the website you
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  Speaker 5: can go online and do your traffic school. And then
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  Speaker 5: further down on the letter it said, make sure that
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  Speaker 5: you bring your ID and your registration to class.
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  Speaker 4: You wrote town. No. I was wondering if anybody heard
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  Speaker 4: that wear.
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  Speaker 3: It, but we all get it trying to say them police.
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  Speaker 3: You say when I had wrotten a letter to the court.
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  Speaker 5: When I written a letter, how are we say when
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  Speaker 5: I wrote the letter to the poem?
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  Speaker 2: I wrote the.
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  Speaker 5: Letter to the court.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we knew what she was.
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  Speaker 1: Saying anyway, yellow, green and brown, Oh you mean rotten.
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  Speaker 2: It was not an english man.
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  Speaker 4: I am chance Peyton. Do you drive differently now that
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  Speaker 4: you've done the traffic school online or something in your
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  Speaker 4: head that's like probably fly?
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  Speaker 5: Do you want me to tell you truth?
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  Speaker 4: Well, to tell the truth?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, no, but you should.
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  Speaker 3: Because at least for two years, right, because you could
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  Speaker 3: only do traffic school.
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  Speaker 4: Is it two years?
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  Speaker 5: Once a year? I think it is.
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  Speaker 4: It goes like, because you're getting really big way.
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  Speaker 2: You should be driving for years.
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  Speaker 1: up exactly one hour from now. So I was on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram Live during the last Peyton Tooner traffic story, Coyle
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  Speaker 1: telling or banana story, and uh, it's distracting for me
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  Speaker 1: to be on Instagram live because people are commenting as
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  Speaker 1: we're live, some not I can't fully listen to what
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  Speaker 1: I can't do both.
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  Speaker 4: I can't like.
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  Speaker 1: Multitask, which Kyle can tell us about that in a second.
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  Speaker 1: But there was a comment that said they also ordered
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  Speaker 1: from Walmart and they got all these things that were
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  Speaker 1: wrong and then Walmart to just keep it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually happened to me before I went out
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  Speaker 3: to pick up my groceries and it's like someone else's order.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like all this stuff that I'm like, why
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  Speaker 3: does anybody get eight things of celery?
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  Speaker 2: Like what were they making? Some maybe soup or something.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, But they won't take the groceries back
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  Speaker 3: because they don't know if like you've messed with them.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna do crazy things with this cellar.
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  Speaker 4: So then the but then do they give you your your
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  Speaker 4: order after that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Well that's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I know, Well they probably didn't say they're like, this
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  Speaker 1: woman got one banana, let her go, Let's not contact her.
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  Speaker 4: She's but Kyle, you just don't go roving in the
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  Speaker 4: aisles at the grocery store anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Of that, like no ever since, Like I like, Walmart
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  Speaker 3: has basically like an Amazon Prime for what it is
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  Speaker 3: called whatever, and with it you get free grocery delivery.
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  Speaker 3: Like why would I roam the aisles of said grocery.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it comes to my house.
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  Speaker 2: It's just right there.
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  Speaker 4: You don't know what you need until you roam the wall.
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  Speaker 3: And I save money that way, because like I'm not
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  Speaker 3: getting all this extremeous thing.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, see that was gonna be my question. I feel
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  Speaker 5: like if I was just scrolling on my phone. I
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  Speaker 5: would feel like I was just shopping like clothes, and
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  Speaker 5: I would just add a bunch of stuff to my cart,
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  Speaker 5: and I sometimes money.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes it happens before the most part.
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  Speaker 3: They have like this session that's like, you know, you
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  Speaker 3: order your usuals and so it's all just right there
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  Speaker 3: where I normally order, and we basically eat the same
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  Speaker 3: thing every week.
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  Speaker 2: Repeat order, Yeah, repeat order, and then you're done and
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  Speaker 2: it's super fast.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was saying something about multitasking because I can't
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  Speaker 1: be on Instagram Live be on the radio at the
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  Speaker 1: same time and listen to you guys tell your stories.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got off of Instagram Live, and now i'd
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  Speaker 1: like to hear Kyle talking about multitasking.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I feel like it's Maycember right now, and so
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if like every mom relates to this,
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  Speaker 3: but there's so many things happening. It's like all the
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  Speaker 3: school stuff and birthday parties, and it's just it's never
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  Speaker 3: an in sports and all the things. And so I
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  Speaker 3: I really have like let myself go health wise in
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  Speaker 3: the in the realm of like I really haven't worked
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  Speaker 3: out and who I can't remember when and So I
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  Speaker 3: had this idea because every day I have a little
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  Speaker 3: extra time where I'm in the car in pickup line
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  Speaker 3: and I'm kind of like I'll answer emails or I'll
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  Speaker 3: just scroll through Instagram, and I'm like, this is improductive.
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  Speaker 3: So I feel like I have found the health hack
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  Speaker 3: of all health hacks.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually really embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: I have put dumb bells in my car and during
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  Speaker 3: pickup line, I'll do waits.
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  Speaker 2: But the problem is the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Is is like you can really only work your biceps
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  Speaker 3: because there's not like you can't really do like tricips
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  Speaker 3: up hi, you know, because like the roof of the.
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  Speaker 2: Car is there.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be like.
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  Speaker 3: Doing it, like you know, it only takes like a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of time. What they say, just takes a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of time a day. You just have to
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  Speaker 3: dedicate it to And so I'll like be doing like
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  Speaker 3: some curls or whatever, and I'm like, I hope no
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  Speaker 3: one's watching me, Like what if the car in front
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  Speaker 3: of me is looking in their rear view mirror and
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  Speaker 3: they're like, what the heck is that stupid girl?
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  Speaker 5: No, you need to start recording yourself and posting it
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  Speaker 5: on TikTok. It's a huge following. It's like it's like
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  Speaker 5: a couple more workouts the same way that like it's
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  Speaker 5: car up banks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's really.
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  Speaker 3: The line workout today where we're here at biceps again.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have one of those things you put the
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  Speaker 4: camera on your desk.
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  Speaker 2: I do not, because.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be so cool to have. Like just you know,
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  Speaker 1: you have millions of followers on Instagram. They always have
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  Speaker 1: their niche. It's like, yeah, so you're and you got
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  Speaker 1: to do stuff like I always see these like coaching
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  Speaker 1: instagram casts be like you know, be like here are
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  Speaker 1: three exercises you could do in your car right now,
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  Speaker 1: and then you do the three extra you could.
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  Speaker 2: Do, like push ups on your steering wheel.
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  Speaker 4: No, well you really can't. You just came up with
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  Speaker 4: something different.
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  Speaker 3: But I've even like I even recognized it, like while
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing them because of the way the seed is.
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  Speaker 3: It's like very comfortably positioned. There's no core action, like
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even engaging them.
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  Speaker 4: Then you cafrey your face.
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  Speaker 5: Care all the way back to sh ups.
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  Speaker 4: Come on up, man, I'm going to steal that idea.
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  Speaker 2: Your pickup line work out of the day.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna steal that idea, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be at random schools
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  Speaker 1: pickups today.
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  Speaker 4: I'm at a random school work out in the party line.
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  Speaker 4: And then what you're gonna do is you gott to
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  Speaker 4: rate the schools pick up line. How fast you go
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  Speaker 4: through the Yeah, the line you pick up a random
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  Speaker 4: kid once a day that I don't know, you got
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  Speaker 4: something there?
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  Speaker 3: How much of the way it's gonnaccount I should started
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  Speaker 3: just they're just five pounds. I'm gonna you know, when
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  Speaker 3: I get a little bit, I just started up again.
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  Speaker 3: So when I think I've gotten a little stronger, I'll
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  Speaker 3: move the eight pounders. That'll be a big That'll be
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  Speaker 3: a big day on the account. Okay, guys, we're moving
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  Speaker 3: up in weights today.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of want to steal that and do it.
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  Speaker 4: It's so good if I have nowhere to go, because
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  Speaker 4: I'd have to do it.
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  Speaker 2: On the way here and let our car work out.
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  Speaker 4: All they do is come here. I don't have a
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  Speaker 4: pick up, and it's your adrenaline raising by cutting somebody
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  Speaker 4: off and traffic, get your heart rate up, and then
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  Speaker 4: you do the weights. I think it's brilliant,