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Mourning Beer | Thursday September 26, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your warriors outside and join
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  Speaker 1: us inside the Treehouse for laughs and fun and frivolity,
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  Speaker 1: or maybe just a good old fashioned pitch session. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: the case is, we'll make your day better here in
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse. Welcome to Episode one thirty six, Thursday September
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  Speaker 1: twenty six, twenty twenty four. I'd like to welcome Raj
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  Speaker 1: back inside the Treehouse after his shorthat us. Yeah, in
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  Speaker 1: the illustrious words from one of my favorite films, Tucker
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  Speaker 1: and Dale versus Evil, after he accidentally wood chips of
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  Speaker 1: college students.
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  Speaker 2: You okay, things are good, man, as good as can be.
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  Speaker 2: We lost Nikki's.
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  Speaker 3: Mom after a brave battle with dementia, uh and hydrocephalus
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  Speaker 3: and uh.
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  Speaker 4: Just you know, old age complications. But luckily they thought
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  Speaker 4: it was gonna last a lot longer.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, And she.
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  Speaker 4: Passed the other night. So I got to say goodbye
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  Speaker 4: to her and all that good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, all that good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I got to I filled her in
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  Speaker 4: on what was going on in the neighborhood, told her.
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  Speaker 2: About the dogs. We got to bring her dog up
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  Speaker 2: to see her.
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  Speaker 5: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I just let her know what was happening
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  Speaker 4: and with the neighbors and so on and so forth,
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  Speaker 4: and left that afternoon, came back home, and then that
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  Speaker 4: night she passed away. So I think she was waiting
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  Speaker 4: to see her dog and catch up on all the
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  Speaker 4: gossip in the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: So what was the gossip of the neighborhood that was
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  Speaker 1: that that was so juicy she was hanging on to
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  Speaker 1: hear the end of it, sort of like a soap opera.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we think I don't want to say who, I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to say any names, but we think somebody
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  Speaker 4: has a second family.
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  Speaker 1: That is juicy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh man, we think they have a second family
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  Speaker 4: somewhere because they they in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 4: Because I'll take the dogs out, like six am, right,
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  Speaker 4: and I see the car like like remember when you
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  Speaker 4: were in high school, Like you turn the engine off
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  Speaker 4: and like kind of coast coast into the druckway. That's
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  Speaker 4: what this guy's been doing for like the last couple
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  Speaker 4: of weeks. And I'm like, uh, he's he's coming from somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: He's not trying to wake up this family. But he
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  Speaker 4: left that family.
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  Speaker 1: So does he still have first family stink on him?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: One they don't know, like there's you know, I watched
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  Speaker 4: them the other day like barbecuing and everybody's on the
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  Speaker 4: trampoline and he's like smiling and you know drnking Bears
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  Speaker 4: with his buddy. I'm like, oh, you're lying so good.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, she got all pot up on all that stuff,
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  Speaker 4: and she got to see her dog and that was nice.
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  Speaker 4: And so he just kind of laid by her for
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  Speaker 4: like the couple hours that we were there, and then
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  Speaker 4: like that night she passed.
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  Speaker 1: So will you send me an invitation to your next
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  Speaker 1: door app for that neighborhood. I'd like to I like
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  Speaker 1: to start watching this show. Please.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to angle the she has security cameras
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  Speaker 4: around the house, and I'm trying to angle it towards
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  Speaker 4: towards his driveway. Absolutely I can catch him, like I
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  Speaker 4: know he sees me. I know that because I'm walking
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  Speaker 4: the dogs at like six am when he's coasting, like
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  Speaker 4: the lights turn off, the engine turns off, and he
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  Speaker 4: just kind of coasts in, hits the emergency brake, a
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  Speaker 4: little parking break whatever, and then I just like shuffles
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  Speaker 4: into the house and I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh, you did something bad.
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  Speaker 6: You're gonna feel really bad though, if you know, he
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  Speaker 6: turns out like he's taken a night job to uh
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  Speaker 6: just get through college or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: No, neither of those two kids are going to college
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  Speaker 4: I can tell you about right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, unless you can major and weed. Uh uh.
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  Speaker 4: Those two kids cars never move like. I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: think they were real. I didn't think they were real people.
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  Speaker 4: I just kept hearing about these kids. And then one
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  Speaker 4: day one kid came out and like literally went to
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  Speaker 4: his car and got his backpack out and then went
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  Speaker 4: back in. That's the last time I've ever seen a child.
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  Speaker 4: So I think it's just and but there. But you
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  Speaker 4: can smell. If you just want to get a contact high,
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  Speaker 4: you can just try. Just come over and stand in
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  Speaker 4: the lawn for a little bit. You'll you'll understand what
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Is that not a college degree yet, you know, majoring
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  Speaker 1: in marijuana? Because look, I mean, if there was a
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  Speaker 1: school that would be at the forefront of that, I
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  Speaker 1: would expect it to be Texas A and m RAJ.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a beer?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's Martin Nelly's apple juice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, I didn't mean to sound so judgy there.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't you do you you're in mourning. But it
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  Speaker 1: looked like Trey, what what beer does that look like?
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  Speaker 1: It was that a like, yeah, it doesn't have to
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  Speaker 1: label up top.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, stella.
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  Speaker 2: It kind of looks like a stella.
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  Speaker 1: I think maybe that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like, you're drinking a Snell.
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  Speaker 2: This is Martin Nelly's Northwest Blend Sparkling cider.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I was gonna go with Bartles and James Dan.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really do they still make that?
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  Speaker 1: Of course they do.
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  Speaker 2: No, they don't rush. Come on.
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  Speaker 1: The last time you like, the last time I had
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  Speaker 1: a Bartles and James wine cooler was when we were
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  Speaker 1: going on that ghost hunt to East Texas and you
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  Speaker 1: were driving.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we had we had mad Dog.
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  Speaker 1: Also mad Dog, but we also buy Classy got Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well look we were going to East Texas. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: the big city kids going on a ghost hunt. We
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  Speaker 1: wanted to we wanted to blend in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got mad Dog. I didn't have I don't
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  Speaker 2: think maybe I did. Yeah, you don't remember Bartles.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that you don't remember that you had it
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  Speaker 1: proves that you had it.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: No, the fact that I don't remember is proof that
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  Speaker 4: mad Dog still works.
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  Speaker 1: So both can be true at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: Do they still make wine coolers? Is that a thing?
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  Speaker 1: I think so?
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  Speaker 2: I never I haven't seen them.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's interesting because with the onslaught of Seltzer's,
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  Speaker 1: you don't see those other things as much as you do,
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  Speaker 1: like the wine coolers. I wonder now if they like
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  Speaker 1: put those in the back somewhere, like it's shameful to
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  Speaker 1: be looking at or obviously buying a wine cooler.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what white people did before white claw,
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  Speaker 4: Like what did you guys do?
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  Speaker 2: Like, what was it? Bartles and James?
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  Speaker 4: Is that because Seltzer's hard Seltzers are are white people drinks?
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  Speaker 2: We can on that right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: We had off ice mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember the zema and you put the jolly
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  Speaker 2: wrencher in the bottom.
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  Speaker 5: That was good.
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  Speaker 2: See, I went to a white school.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen lots of people of color enjoying white Claws
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  Speaker 1: and Seltzer's.
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  Speaker 2: Are they with other white people?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that's called trying to fit in, That's what that is. No,
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  Speaker 4: I don't the hard Seltzer craze. I mean, I think,
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  Speaker 4: but light tried it. I think a couple other company
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  Speaker 4: like white Claw, one like that, one Truly one so
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  Speaker 4: truly one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, it's really like a it's a one
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  Speaker 1: A one B. But I would trade truly at least
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  Speaker 1: at least as far as where I live in the
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  Speaker 1: Virgin Islands. Truly is king.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's like sales wise everything else.
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  Speaker 6: Truly like White Clock came out first and then Truly
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  Speaker 6: came out with a vengeance.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, I know bud Light tried it. I think
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  Speaker 2: they I think they packed that.
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  Speaker 5: Up, Corona, bud Light, michelob Ultra.
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  Speaker 6: I could probably name twenty different things that tried to
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  Speaker 6: do get in the seltz market.
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  Speaker 1: And they need to not do that. You need to
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  Speaker 1: just do one. You don't have to do. If you
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  Speaker 1: do one thing, well, you don't need to do twenty
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  Speaker 1: other things, you know, mediocrely if that's you.
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  Speaker 4: But there is a there is a history like fruity
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  Speaker 4: pebbles and then the cocoa pebbles, and both of those worked.
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  Speaker 4: So it is kind of those like, hey, can we
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  Speaker 4: have bud Light and can we have bud Light Seltzer.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the thing, you had the pebble market, so
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  Speaker 1: you could venture out, you know, from the fruity pebble
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  Speaker 1: into the savory pebbles if you wanted to, no one
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  Speaker 1: else was touching pebbles.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: If your bud Light and or your Anheuser Bush, what
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  Speaker 1: do you do? We make beer and then someone comes
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  Speaker 1: in and says, hey, let's do Seltzer. No, we make beer.
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  Speaker 1: Just make really good beer. Let it stand on its own,
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  Speaker 1: let it speak for itself, and people will buy it.
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  Speaker 1: And all you're gonna do is spend a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: money on a selter that's probably gonna fall flat because
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  Speaker 1: you're not known for seltzer, whereas Truly and White Claw are.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like Coke just wrapped it up on
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  Speaker 4: a Coca Cola, just wrapped it up on the spiced thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's done now, because who asked for.
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  Speaker 1: Spiced Coca cola?
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  Speaker 6: Well, if you know who Truly is made by, oh
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  Speaker 6: White Jesus, well probably not far the Boston Beer Company.
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  Speaker 6: So Sam Adams, Sam Adams, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what, then I take it back. If you're a
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  Speaker 1: big company and you do something well, and you're going
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  Speaker 1: to try to do some thing else, well, at least
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  Speaker 1: try to do the thing well, because that's clearly what
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  Speaker 1: the Boston Beer Company did was bud why is there
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  Speaker 1: and all these other ones like oh, we have to
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  Speaker 1: have a Seltzer too.
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  Speaker 4: Like Sam Adams doesn't suck? Like does anybody buying? Have
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  Speaker 4: you had a Sam Adams? What was the last time
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  Speaker 4: you had drink one.
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  Speaker 2: Of those beers?
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  Speaker 5: Sam Adams is one of those beers.
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  Speaker 6: It's not a popular bar beer on premise beer, but
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  Speaker 6: it is a popular like a home beer.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Really, I have never once in my life gone, you
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  Speaker 4: know what, I need to go to the store and
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  Speaker 4: pick up some sam Adams.
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  Speaker 1: But you're asking that question to two wrong people. One,
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  Speaker 1: I rarely drink beer anyway. I'm a liquor guy. And
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  Speaker 1: Trey hasn't had to drop an alcohol in eight years.
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  Speaker 2: So you but when he was drinking, like, what did
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  Speaker 2: you did? You trade?
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  Speaker 1: Did waste time on sam Adams?
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  Speaker 6: But Sam was dead with Jack Daniels is also a a.
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  Speaker 5: Far more popular beer like in the Northeast.
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  Speaker 2: Gotcha Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I I can do like a couple of beers,
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  Speaker 4: Like I can do one or two and then I'm
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  Speaker 4: beerd out, uh and then like but my yeah, same
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  Speaker 4: thing go to is like, but I've never gone.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I gotta use Sam Adams. I've never
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  Speaker 2: said that in my life.
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  Speaker 5: Beer was just filler for me.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 5: It's like if you were.
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  Speaker 6: Gonna have a long day of drinking college football pro
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  Speaker 6: you know football is Saturday Sunday. Yeah, beer, beer is
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  Speaker 6: what you drank so you weren't hammered by by seven.
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  Speaker 4: See Sam Adams, for most people is a is a
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  Speaker 4: house drink. I figured it would be like a car
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  Speaker 4: drink for you back in the day, Like like you
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  Speaker 4: just from from work to the bar. You just had
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  Speaker 4: a couple of Sam Adams in the in the console
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  Speaker 4: tray's right.
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  Speaker 1: The only time he would drink beer was sort of
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  Speaker 1: like a snack between his main meals of whiskey.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a looker guy as well, Like I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I can't too much beer, Like after a couple of
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  Speaker 4: them out, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do it. So I would not drink You're
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  Speaker 2: especially eleven o'clock in the morning. I'm not. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh dude, I guys, I don't know why I said
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  Speaker 1: it that way. There's no judgment here. I mean, the
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  Speaker 1: whole reason brunch exists is so no one you know
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  Speaker 1: looks at you funny when you order three bloody Mary's
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  Speaker 1: and fourteen carafts of sugary champagne and Jews.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, brunch, it exists.
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  Speaker 1: For uh, don't say it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 5: I can prove your wrong on this one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'm just saying it's for.
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  Speaker 1: No, don't say it. Don't you say it. Black ladies
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  Speaker 1: love brunch, Raj, they love them. I know a lady
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  Speaker 5: White thing.
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  Speaker 2: It is not. It's for white moms. Uh, that's what
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  Speaker 2: it is.
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  Speaker 5: That may be its origin story.
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  Speaker 1: I take to that.
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  Speaker 2: The origin story of brunch.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to hear that. I want to know
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  Speaker 1: the origin story of brunch. Please tell me, Trey or wait,
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  Speaker 1: should we tease it for the next break?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: about the origin of brunch next.
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  Speaker 1: hm mm hmmm. Let's talk brunch, shall I? All right, Trey,
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  Speaker 1: no more holding out? Please please uh tell me and
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  Speaker 1: Raj about the origin of brunch. Manda man Oh origin
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: of brunches. Raj is absolutely correct.
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: It's it's uh white moms that wanted to break from
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: the kids on Saturday or Sunday and could like take
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: them to a daycare or some kind of event.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: And then they all went and got smashed.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, it may have broke the color barrier, but
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I'm saying it started out with white soccer moms that
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: just wanted a reason to drink champagne.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: And you know what, they I believe most of them
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: had earned it, you know, because I mean you're talking
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: about you know, the family and the house and oh yeah,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: husband and kids. So yeah, I understand want a Saturday
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: or Sunday morning get away. And I also know that
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: that's probably the reason why we have all these other
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: breakfast brunch places that open up now seven days a week.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: But I appreciate, I appreciate what the white soccer mom
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: did for all of us because it also made it
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: okay for us dudes to go. Because while we got
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: dragged there initially for a couple's brunch and we hated it,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: we realized, you know what, I love a good bloody Mary,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: and you know what, and you know what else, I'm
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: man enough to have met like some champagne a little
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: bit of juice in it. And then so then it
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: broke the sex barrier going from female to male, and
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: now as Trey is educated Raj, it's also broken the
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: color bearer barrier well.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: And also for single guys.
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: That also you were like, hey, that's where all the
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: single girls are.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that makes sense. Okay, gotcha, But you don't.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: You don't need bumble or hinge. You just you just PLoP.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: You just show up at brunch.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: You just need Knox and Henderson.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: Just tie a stirring around a carapa mimosas he'll real one.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: In h I am very shocked to learn this because
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: I've never witnessed it with my own eyes.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: But you Dan, you said you enjoyed the mimosa.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love mimosas. They're tasty.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Interesting. I did not. I did not see that.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: I could see the bloody mary because it's the vodka
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: and the tomato juice, and I got I get that,
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: but uh, I can't see you with like a flute
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: of uh of champagne and orange juice.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Look peaky out.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah with a spinky.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I hang on judgy britches. My pinky is out. But
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I do it on a normal rocks glass if I can.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, Okay, so you try to butcher up your mimosa.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So what I do is it's all it's all
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: about the presentation, right, So what you do is you
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: get your mimosa and instead of it going in the
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: champagne flute, I put it in the water glass. And
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: also that way I can get more in there.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Gotcha?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you're at you guys are bottomless mimosa people.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: We used to be, but now we're of a certain
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: age where that's not a good idea. For one, if
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I drink it, if I drink too much, it gives
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: me a really hilacious headache. Champagne. And then also at
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: a certain point, I just get real sleepy and just
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: want to go take a nap on champagne.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: And then the the the accoutrement that comes with the
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: bloody mary now is a little excessive.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Some places it is.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, I mean I saw one I was I
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: can't remember where we were, but there was a hamburger
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: like a slider like on the Oh.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I've seen one that's an actual hamburger, like a cord.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I might even seen one with a big mac.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: That's a little much.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I've seen some with like French dip sandwiches I've seen.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I've seen Bloody Mary's with pizza sticking out of them. Uh.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I'm almost positive I've seen one with a full seafood
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: tower sticking out the top.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's a that's a little much. M h.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Like I can I enjoy Bloody mary as well, the
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: spicy but now they're putting like spicy olives and they
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: got the like the heen thing, and then they got
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: the like the tamarin stick that goes in it, and
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: then bacon, and then I'm like this, just just give
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: me the vodka and a tomato juice. Can't, like, just
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: do it, let's do let's do it airplane style. Just
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: give me the vodka and the tomato juice. Can I'll
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: mix it myself.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: You know what The weird thing is, that's the only
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: time that vodka and tomato juice sounds remotely good to
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: me is on a plane, because the canned tomato juice
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: is disgusting. The vodka is what it is. You put
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the two together on a plane, somehow it works. But
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: when I have it on land, I absolutely hate it.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Will not drink it. If it's bloody marry time for me,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: it's vodka and zing zing the way God intended.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Zing zing zing zang ing. Okay, I don't know what.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: That is, but it's a heavenly green bottle behind the bar.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: That's how you know they'll have a decent bloody marry.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Some bars will have and train knows this. Some bars
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: will have their own mix of bloody marry mix. And
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: that's hit or miss and always. But zing Zang is old, faithful.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I thought it was the Missus tea.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: No, no, you're at least a decade behind the times.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: We got to get you out of his quiet man
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: nay man.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I was just on spirit. It's missus tease. I can
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: tell you all that.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on a plane it is, and like I said,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: in the air that's tasty for some reason. I don't
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: know if it's the pressure or whatever it is, or
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: just the distance from the ground. But on the ground
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you get that trash away from me. In the air
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: it's tasty.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: I had a Missus tees uh and Tito's that's what
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: I had the other day on the plane, and it
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: was I'm delightful. I don't know what zing zang is
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: or zing zang or whatever it is you're saying, but uh.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: Actually made by lean parents, and it's it is probably
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: if it's not the best, it's top three. Like you,
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: you can't go wrong with it.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, what's the number one?
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: I mean it's there's a couple other smaller ones, but
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: as far as things you're gonna find in the grocery store,
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: everything else, zing Zang.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Like I said, you can't go wrong with it.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well that's good.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Well now we're our listeners know the zing zangu is
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: where it is. Missus T's garbage apparently.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Zing Zang. All right.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I would like to point out that while alcohol has
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: killed uh uh before and and it will again m hm,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: no one from this show ever died from a bloody mary.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I want that on the record, that anybody there to mix.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: They zinged and then zinged. That's a completely different way
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: It's use use, use the mixer, don't live it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: That's the slogan for the show.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Now, I think that should be the slogan for zing z.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: You're listening to the tree House, visit us online at
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• 23:56
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• 24:01
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• 24:08
  Speaker 1: When I had my house in Dallas, Jacqueline, you came
• 24:10
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• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and your response time was phenomenal. And it wasn't just
• 24:17
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• 24:21
  Speaker 1: trying to help every client and try to get there
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: as soon as you can.
• 24:25
  Speaker 10: Well, I mean the reality of it is is that
• 24:27
  Speaker 10: plumbing is unfortunately a need and not so much a want. Yes,
• 24:31
  Speaker 10: you can want to remodel the bathroom and that's not pressing,
• 24:35
  Speaker 10: but typically when it comes to service or leak investigations,
• 24:38
  Speaker 10: et cetera, et cetera, if you've got to stoppage on
• 24:41
  Speaker 10: the mainline and you don't know and you keep putting
• 24:45
  Speaker 10: liquid or you know, waste into the drains, if it
• 24:50
  Speaker 10: has nowhere to go, it will come back in the
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• 24:55
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• 25:05
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• 25:07
  Speaker 1: That's right, and they'll show up and they'll do it quickly.
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  Speaker 1: by the way, Shaker Tin's Arlington, I thirty and Collins
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: from five to seven pm. Treehouse road Show. We should
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: get a we should get a Mimosa craft for a
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: for our table.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe not for the table for you and me, Raj
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: and I Bet Jerry I am certain remind me to
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: ask him tomorrow. I'm certain that Jerry also would would
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: like him Mimosa and Trey, you can have some juice.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I can't do the champagne.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Why not? What happened? What is raj on champagne?
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Like one glass and it's the headache thing? Like I
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: can have one, like a couple of SIPs and it's instantaneous.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I was hoping you turned into a white girl. I
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: can do that too, just with a headache.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, I just can't. The champagne doesn't go
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: well with me. I did that thing back in the
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: day where I tried to bawl out of control and
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: I was like, let me get a bottle of Cristal
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: and I did the crystal thing and how I had
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: a glass of it and I was like, oh, that
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: was a waste of three hundred and seventy five dollars
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: because I had maybe four SIPs and just the worst
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: headache in the.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: World to this day, my worst headache, and I do
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: remember it. It was from too much champagne.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it was.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: It was right here, right here in my right here
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: in my temple. You're seeing. It felt like someone was like,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly all the what's supposed to happen
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: in a lobotomy, but that's kind of what I think
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: it would feel like.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, from the side, that's the worst one and it's
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: a same vein as champagne. Worst hangover I ever had
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: was after a day of drinking ace pear apple cider
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: on dress. Oh it's all that sugar, h Trey.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: You know what that noise was that you heard out
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: of me? And Raj relatability? Yeah, empathy relatability. We've been there, bro, Yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I have hear talking about mimosas and apples siders.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a buddy is a cider guy, Like
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: that's his go to. Like, it's not beer, it's not whiskey,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: it's ciders. And I'm like, I don't know how you
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: take that much sugar in uh and five six seven?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Good? Huh.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: He's hurting just thinking about that. Yeah, speaking of hurting heads,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, speaking of herding heads. Remember the first
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I believe I have to say this. Do you remember
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: the first Trump assassination attempt this year?
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: M h.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Uh. New information has come out about that an inexperienced
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: secret Service agent called tech support for help piloting a
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: drone ahead of the Trump rally shooting. Isn't that what
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: you want out of a secret service, which is calling
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: tech support. A preliminary report of the July thirteen assassination
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: attempt and former President Trump from the Senate Committee on
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs ripped into newly revealed missteps
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: that went into the Secret services planning and execution of
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: security at the event, during which a spectator was killed,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: two others were seriously wounded, and the GOP candidate was
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: struck on the ear. Among the key failures, an agent
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: inexperience with drone equipment called the toll free Tech Support
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: hotline for help after a request ahead of time for
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: additional unmanned assets was denied. That's according to a preliminary
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: summary of findings, he had just an hour of informal
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: training with the device. I hope the informal training wasn't
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: just following around soccer moms doing brunch.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: I like that they called. So when you say they
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: called tech support, like you know, in my head, it
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: automatically goes to my people.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Which is what I want secret Service doing is talking
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: to foreign national about national security.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Have you tried to turn it on and turn it off.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: In the reset button?
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Of course, take your batteries out for ten seconds.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Thank you for calling tex support. This is Mike.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, it's not nod.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Called tech support. That's awesome.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Which is another thing I don't want. Not only do
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I not want an inexperienced Secret Service agent protecting anybody,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: but uh, I also don't want them frustrated when they're
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: doing their job. I want them to have a clear
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: mind's eye about the job in which they need to
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: be doing, not still pissed off because they talked to
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Mike on tech support about how to properly reset the
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: drone that they've just been tasked to use.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Reset the drone and extended his car warranty.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's the kicker that they offer after the tech support,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: so that way you feel a little bit better after
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: the frustrating tech support portion.
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: After reading some of the stuff that's come out, it's
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: amazing if the Secret Service has been as incompetent, its
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: just I don't know how.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: For how long? Like that's a great question. I mean
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: you one could say it goes as far back as Lincoln,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: but that also might be an extreame circumstance.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: You could you can make a case that it seems
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: that splitting it from the Department of Treasury was not
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: a good idea.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: They should have just let that be.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I think you bring up a great question, and this
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: is one of those that I had after I stopped
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: laughing at the headline, which is, have we been giving
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: the Secret Service too much credit? Do I give? Do
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: we give everyone too much credit? Because we don't know
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: much about them, but we hear about, you know, I
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: guess rumors or legends about, you know, how skilled and
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: proficient they are. And a lot of that's going to
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: be from you know, Hollywood, the television shows and movies.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: You look at the badass Secret Service agent, I mean hell.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Gerard Butler is still cashing in franchise checks on one
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: of the fallen movies, White House Fallen or whatever, London's fallen?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: What's that? No, White white House Down was a chaining
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: tatum James. Gerard Butler's version was White House Fallen or whatever.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: The best though was London has Fallen because in that film,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: after a long escape on foot with the President, Gerard
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Butler gets into a safe house grabs a bottle of
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: water and issues a legendary cinematic line, which is I'm thirsty.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: As that's great in the script meeting, that was really essential,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Like you hand the bottle of the president and he says,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I'm thirsty.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: You bought a ticket for this?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: No I didn't. It was on Netflix.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you wait for.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: A few hours of your life.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we used to watched it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but had I not watched it, I wouldn't know
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: about the worst one of the worst lines in movie
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: history that I could then share with you guys.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: So because there were like four of those movies, weren't.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: There at least three that I've seen, This.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Is the first.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: The first one was so good. Look, I had to
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: draw a line at Topeka has fallen.
• 33:52
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• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Uh, thank you.
• 34:52
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  Speaker 1: in there with me, okay. So some of the things
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: that we covered while you were out, we now know
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: the origins of the demure thing. Also the Titan sub.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: They're doing hearings, Coast Guard doing hearings on the Titan
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: sub finding out more about that. We found out actually
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: there's actually a good headline on this. Let me share
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: this with you. We found out that their navigation method
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: was idiotic, according to one of their contractors, because they
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: were using pin paper and Excel spreadsheet. Ye a little
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: troubling there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Also we also discussed not only did we find out
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: that what the origin of the being demure it was,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: but the reason why was because people are already starting
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: to name their babies demure.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Nice with an apostrophe.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Uh, it was a capital M, no apostrophe. And I'm
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: not making that up.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, the name that wins all names. You guys, remember,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: this guy is the coldest.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I do not remember that name.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: He is a he.
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  Speaker 4: I think he plays for LSU now, but he's from Louisiana.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: It's the coldest.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: And his middle name is I'm not making this up
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  Speaker 4: to ever do it M So last name is Ferguson.
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  Speaker 5: I believe.
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  Speaker 1: Look that there's a there's a lot of pressure associated
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: to that name.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's and he's actually a very good football there.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean, yeah, you don't want to have
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: that and be like mom and dad, I want.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: To balle like. You don't want to be the coldest
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: to ever do.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: It, because then you'd be the lamest.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: But yeah, his name is it's the coldest to ever
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: do it. That is his full name, Ferguson, Ferguson.
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  Speaker 2: That wins Demir.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but like I knew, I knew a kid who
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: was his name was Millionaire and his the l's were
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: dollar signs.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's not how that works.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's how he spelled it.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, look, the people identify as all sorts of
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: things these days. Yeah. We also talked about Jerry Jones
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: being infatuated with one of his players eight and a
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: half inches. We also made sure to cover the high
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: school that banned all homecoming activities because students displayed a
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: racial slur using life size scribal tiles. Thanks Oklahoma, I
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: did see that. We also talked about a body that
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: was found uh in Ireland on the grounds of a
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: hospital that may have been there for a month.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Limerick, Ireland.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Limerick.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: My friend Steve, Steve Cummings is from Limerick and they
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: they say he said scumbacks come from Limerick. Uh so
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: it's also Limerick is Uh. They've legalized drunk driving on
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: a tractor. So if you're if you're on your tractor, yeah,
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: if you're on your tractor and your plow house. Uh,
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: you are are okay, they will not take you to
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: jail anymore.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: So it's you can't you can't drink and drive, but
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: you can plow wild plowed.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Yes, you can. You can drinking John Deere, you can't
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: drink and Chevy.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: What about cocaine and kuboa.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Cracking caterpillar?
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: Did they legalize it just because it's like like where
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: in Canada they had to make a law that said
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: saying I'm sorry isn't an admission of guilt because everyone
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: does it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I think it was because it was happening so much.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: They're just like, yeah, same thing, right, it was happening.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: So much, like you know what, we're we're tired of
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: of having to because you have to drive the tractor.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: We got no one left a farm.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I wonder if they had to go so old school
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: as to say that it's okay to do heroin while
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: on a whore, yeah, horse while horse riding.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: First, I said heroin while on a whore. I was like.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Half of the eighties metal bands wouldn't be.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: While illegal, it's not really enforced, it's just kind of
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: frowned upon.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's one of the things when I when
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: I was in Ireland, that was the big news, is
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: like we just were not going to rest you anymore.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Just if you're if you're on your tractor, fair game,
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: you're good to go home.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: It's it's or like they say in Australia, good on you.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I appreciate that. They're just like, you know what,
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: We're tired, We're done with this. You guys drink away.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: We also covered the story about the man who got
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: out of jail immediately stole a utility truck with a
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: spectrum worker still in the bucket.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, was that tell me that was in Florida. That
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: sounds that sounds like a Florida crime.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Close North Carolina. I believe he was headed in the
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: direction of Florida.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: They all do.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: It really is a gravitational pull of stupid right to
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: that state.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: With the guys still in the bucket, still in the bucket.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: And that's when we asked the question. And I'll pose
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: it to you right now, Roger, is this the right
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: hang on, I'll pose it to you as well. If
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I can find it. We're going to ask you the question,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Raj said. I asked Trey just a day or two ago.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: That is if you are the spectrum worker in the
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: spectrum bucket and you have a harness, which he did.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: He was harnessed in. At one point he spilled out
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: of the bucket going down the highway at a high
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: rate of speed, so he's dangling in the wind. Do
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: you would do you cut the harness and fall to
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: the highway below or do you let it ride?
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I let it ride.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: I I not cutting the harness and throwing myself onto
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: the highway sounds extremely painful.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Trey, was there anything else after the spectrum worker in
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: the bucket that we covered that I forgot to mention.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Deaj got the dead guy. Oh, some some guys were
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: camping and saw like a thousand alligators outside their tent
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. But that was fun.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Well, like legitimately a thousand elegators outside.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: It's hard to tell. It was dark, but there were
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: like like probably a thousand eyeballs.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Wow. Uh Okay.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Also, I have to go to the I have to
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: go back to the dentist on Friday to get more
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: work done. So this half of my face is going
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: to be completely numb at the beginning of the road show. Really,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: So if you have a bucket you could bring to
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: catch my drooel I would appreciate that.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: So when you when you go to take a sip
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: of your whatever it is you're sipping on, you're mimosa
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: the so half of that's just gonna fall off, like
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: out of your mouth. Yes, wow, okay, what do you uh?
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: What do you haven't done that? They have to numb
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: your face?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, just a really deep clean. Yeah, they have to
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: pressure wash up in there.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Oh gotcha. Okay, that's good.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I guess we'll need two carafts, just one for each
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: side of my face.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: You're gonna double caraffe.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I think that's a category on porn hut.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: It's right next to the fisting.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: It's in the brunch section.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Texology. All right, that'll do it for us. On Thursday
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: September twenty sixth, twenty twenty four, inside the Treehouse. Thanks
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: for hanging out with us. We will see you tomorrow
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: right here inside the Treehouse and at Shaker Ten's Arlington
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: five to seven pm. Treehouse Roacho, We'll see you there.