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Episode 25: Put A Lid On It · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: How are you keeping my man backing up again with
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: the tropical Blast?
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  Speaker 2: I can't swear to God to this. I have about
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  Speaker 2: fifty quids worth of Ken's here ready to go off
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  Speaker 2: Tropical Blast. Do they take these ones? Because they're in
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  Speaker 2: a multiply pack, And either way, I don't care who
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  Speaker 2: could into my.
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  Speaker 1: Bra I'll love it, Harry All keeping everybody. This is
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  Speaker 1: indeed the Tom and Jerry Show. Tom's they are drinking
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  Speaker 1: Tropical Blast. And let me tell you, troum. Tropical Blast
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  Speaker 1: maybe the name of some of the fireworks that are
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  Speaker 1: going off outside my window right now.
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  Speaker 2: Why is the fireworks? Jerry, it's not even October's.
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  Speaker 1: Very the very best of questions, Tom. By the time
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  Speaker 1: this hits will be around about the twenty fifth of September.
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  Speaker 1: So if there's a mother Halloween that takes place at
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  Speaker 1: the end of September that Paes want to celebrate, I've
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  Speaker 1: yet to hear about it.
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  Speaker 2: But you're most likely to fireworks here around here. Is
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  Speaker 2: it's a certain season, if you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 2: where there's acquisition of pointy antlered fella's going on left,
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  Speaker 2: right and center at the minute, and we're about time
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  Speaker 2: where guns will be going off fairly soon.
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  Speaker 1: No, Tom, I'm reporting to you here. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: Kate ady.
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  Speaker 2: Wit reflex check it on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've just got like a flat jacket on and
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  Speaker 1: a little press sticker on the back of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And you know more as we get it as the
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  Speaker 1: weeks roll on. But if the lads here aren't trying
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  Speaker 1: to take down those delivery drones over the next couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks.
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  Speaker 2: There was literally the force. The very first thing I
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  Speaker 2: thought when you came out with the about fireworks.
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  Speaker 1: I said, here we go if it is not their
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  Speaker 1: sole purpose to take down a delivery drones, And I
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  Speaker 1: have to tell you the quality of young lads skull
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  Speaker 1: degree has plummeted.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because that was the first thing into my head
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  Speaker 2: going for the drum. Those drones have not come out
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  Speaker 2: of my mind since you told me about that day one.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot wrap my head around. I like, it's not
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  Speaker 2: that we've had a drown up over our house and everything,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm like, what they're delivering group. It's like I'm
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  Speaker 2: telling the biggest jump for me from my brain.
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  Speaker 1: Just the lads out the lads out here, they'll be
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  Speaker 1: dialing down for three crispy cream doughnuts to be dropped
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  Speaker 1: up to the house and they'll have like a battalion
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  Speaker 1: of fellas with rockets and squealers and whatnot to take
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  Speaker 1: it down over the green. I'm telling you that's what
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  Speaker 1: will happen.
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  Speaker 2: That's what should be happening. In all fairness. If you're
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  Speaker 2: going to be acting the maggot, you may elect the
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  Speaker 2: maggot anyway.
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  Speaker 1: It would be very much like a campaign of boyos
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  Speaker 1: up the North in the late seventies early eighties, who
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  Speaker 1: all they wanted to do tom was bring a helicopter
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  Speaker 1: down the ground so they could get a better look
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  Speaker 1: at it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bit of a bit of a different vibe there,
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  Speaker 2: the exact same vibe, added that swearing young FLEs going
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  Speaker 2: around with their hands down the front of their their
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  Speaker 2: their trousers, trying to set up bottle rockets to hit
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, flying lawnmower, A flying lawnmower. That's delivery
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  Speaker 2: and some delivery and up and down the place. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a bit of a I mean, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's a stretch.
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  Speaker 2: It's a stretch.
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  Speaker 1: I would imagine that, I would imagine the the desire
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  Speaker 1: is there, and I can tell you Tom.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think there'll be any folk songs written by
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  Speaker 2: the wolf Tones over that scenario, to be honest, No, no, no, no, But.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Tom, if the lads do succeed, and hey,
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  Speaker 1: maybe we'll have to cut this. I'm not putting ideas
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  Speaker 1: in anybody's head, like maybe there's young lads out here
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  Speaker 1: in Dublin fifteen going.
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  Speaker 2: Like take down a drone.
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  Speaker 1: Not a bad idea, McBride. Okay, no, no, no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying it. I'm just saying I won't be soprieted
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  Speaker 1: if you do do it, if.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be surprised by if there's many young lads from
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  Speaker 2: Dublin fifteen listening to this podcast they've got anyway, cool
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  Speaker 2: cheez what you know what I mean? They're not content,
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  Speaker 2: not our people, not our people. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: If they are there, you're more than welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Pay the feuds over it. Just leave the drones alone.
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  Speaker 1: If you do take a drone down, that will be
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  Speaker 1: big news, Tom, But that's not this week's big news.
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  Speaker 1: This week's big news is slightly smaller, but still in
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  Speaker 1: all very very close to our heart. So we're going
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  Speaker 1: to get into it with a segment that loyal listeners
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  Speaker 1: will recognize as being the weekly what have You.
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  Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case mod you know, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: what have you, and h a lot of strands to
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  Speaker 2: keep in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: For some reason, I urge you say, loyless listeners, Jesus Christ,
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Stone.
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  Speaker 1: The town they're not They're not their demographic demographic either.
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  Speaker 2: He would not fit into that that culture.
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  Speaker 1: With that being said, if there's anybody playing this in
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  Speaker 1: their local Orange order, hey, the feud is over, like
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  Speaker 1: and subscribe. What can I say? Better if he's listened
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  Speaker 1: to it individually than get together at one hundred at
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  Speaker 1: a time, Yeah, that just counts as one listen anyway, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: the big news this week is the death of a
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  Speaker 1: company that was very very close to the Tom and
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Show. We can have not in Tom. They're taking
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  Speaker 1: carrd away from.
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  Speaker 2: Us, everything everything, everything now what now?
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  Speaker 1: What have they come from?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why. I look down at work. They're
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  Speaker 2: the world toughened. But anyway, they have taken up aware
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  Speaker 2: now for a lot of people to be like what
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  Speaker 2: you're taking. They're banning top Aware. They're not banning Tupperware
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  Speaker 2: because it's such a universally well known name like Jeep
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  Speaker 2: or Hoover. Yes, the actual company top Iscelotape. Yeah, top
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  Speaker 2: Aware is out the gap after seventy eight years. They've
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  Speaker 2: had to Cannacher because they just.
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  Speaker 1: Did you intend that?
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  Speaker 2: Of course, of course I did. Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: I had to put a little it. Yeah. Now, Tom
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  Speaker 1: has mentioned on the podcast going back how he has
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  Speaker 1: a love for TopWare. Tom, I gotta tell you, I
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  Speaker 1: can take it or leave it, but I've never had
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  Speaker 1: the real good stuff. I suppose top Aware if you've
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  Speaker 1: never heard of it, it's it's pyre ex but plastic.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it's good tech. I brought some. You wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: get TopWare too handy here. You could one time, but
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  Speaker 2: you couldn't get the brand top of were too handy.
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  Speaker 1: Here the legit Topperware top of Ware.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I'm sure Jerry could probably get a
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  Speaker 2: drone to drop some ship on his front door of
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  Speaker 2: you know, of whatever. He wanted, an Amazon drone. But
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  Speaker 2: we we had top Aware in the house. And the
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  Speaker 2: only thing that ever was the nemesis of top Aware
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  Speaker 2: past Balne sauce. Yeah, the receiver. Do you know that too? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Christy heartless past.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's two things will take top aware out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Dull Mio and the liquidators.
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  Speaker 2: Liquory.
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  Speaker 1: Lots of jobs been lost here. I'm not making to
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  Speaker 1: be fair, sorry, but I have to take my laughter.
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  Speaker 2: Why top Aware stole the show really did day one
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  Speaker 2: was because much like I suppose, if people are listening,
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  Speaker 2: they go, I don't know, what's the big deal. What
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  Speaker 2: they were back in the day was it was revolutionary ship.
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  Speaker 2: It was up there with the fridge. It was the
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  Speaker 2: next stage of food preserve.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly yes, before tupperware. If you had half a dinner
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  Speaker 1: left over, then you had half a dinner left over
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  Speaker 1: and it either went bad in the pot or yeah
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  Speaker 1: it all. I'm in favor of that.
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  Speaker 2: Now you look at the you look at the lung ranging.
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  Speaker 2: I suppose that the lung ranging effects of it as
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  Speaker 2: now weave all these people and their meal prep on
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  Speaker 2: a Sunday night and everything else, and exactly yes, into
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  Speaker 2: into you know, the plastic dishes of some sort like
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  Speaker 2: to put them away, and it's most likely not tupperware,
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  Speaker 2: but there would be no other brand, whether it be
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  Speaker 2: Glad or these other ones. And my wife is very
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  Speaker 2: into these things, but she gets the ones, very snazzy
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  Speaker 2: ones altogether. They're pyrex spot them.
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  Speaker 1: But the lid, yeah, yeah, the seal lid on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, to be.
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  Speaker 2: Fair, to be fair, there's a few, and they they're good,
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  Speaker 2: they're good jokes. But again, there'd be nowhere if it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't for tupperware and top wear such a big, big
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  Speaker 2: thing back in the day that there would be toperware
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  Speaker 2: parties where you get reps now for people going what okay,
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  Speaker 2: talking about Okay, we've all heard of the pre hin
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  Speaker 2: night night where the summer's rep comes around and everybody
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  Speaker 2: gets drunk on pro Psycho and you know there are
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  Speaker 2: races of vibrators down the coffee table and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Same deal. Less sexy. So unless drinky, slightly less sexy,
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  Speaker 2: this would have been the slightly only slightly, I to
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  Speaker 2: be honest, the shit For me, I can see a
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  Speaker 2: lot more value in a bit of tupperware. But everything
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  Speaker 2: I've had touperware, I have toup aware of. Like definitely
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  Speaker 2: I have one or two within an arms reach, and
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  Speaker 2: there's one over there with a load of Jubilee clips
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  Speaker 2: in it, different sized Jubilee slips in it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want them going bad.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want them going bad. But you know it's
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  Speaker 2: got a step lead. You know I won't My heart
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  Speaker 2: won't be broken if that ever breaks. But I'll get
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  Speaker 2: another one. Most likely that came from the Chinese, I
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  Speaker 2: would imagine. But again, takeaway grub, like we talked about
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  Speaker 2: on the watchm color wouldn't be anywhere if there wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: Before TopWare tom a lot of just show open your
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  Speaker 1: door and hand you a handful of curry.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I'll tell you a good one. And this is
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  Speaker 2: in a million years ago, but it's a million years ago,
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  Speaker 2: early two thousands. There was a woman in Carraga Line,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't know she had a food safety license
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  Speaker 2: ator ends and but she would from working men that
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: were by themselves in digs or whatever, are in bed sts,
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  Speaker 2: or like myself, just living in a small little house
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  Speaker 2: by myself. She would make you seven dinners on seven plates,
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  Speaker 2: and you take it home, put in the microwave yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Now she really in today's mark. She'd probably packaged it
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  Speaker 2: a bit better, but this is literally on plates and
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: cling film over cling film over and you bring back
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  Speaker 2: the plates to her. Yeah, and it was and every
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  Speaker 2: night it meant you were having a good roasty dinner.
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  Speaker 2: It was a great fucking idea because you weren't going
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  Speaker 2: to go making that. But at the same time, I
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  Speaker 2: was kind of going, Jesus, have to put this on
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  Speaker 2: the car seat now, like you know, caution because I
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: get there and all of a sudden the PARSI the
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  Speaker 2: sauice is run down the back of the fucking the
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  Speaker 2: did the volkswagon candy fucking thorn seats. We don't need
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  Speaker 2: that happening. But had she a bit of the old Tupperware,
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  Speaker 2: I would have even brought my you know, I could
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  Speaker 2: have started out myself too likely.
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  Speaker 1: That was just it was me. It was meal prepping
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  Speaker 1: without the without the top ware, and like you know,
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  Speaker 1: folks be here listening to us, going like that's a
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  Speaker 1: really going on about what is, for all intents and purposes, lunchboxes.
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  Speaker 1: But we did like it. We wed and no harms.
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  Speaker 1: I've never been to a Topperware party, but by all accounts, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: with my scant reading that I've done on ri ip
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  Speaker 1: dot i E for Toperware, they were still going that
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  Speaker 1: was the main way you bought Tupperware was through a
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  Speaker 1: Toperware party.
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  Speaker 4: There was no top show, No, no, there was a
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  Speaker 4: rep like Avon would come around and gather enough like
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: minded individuals to come to the parochial hall or someone's
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  Speaker 4: house house.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, and and and here's the latest and
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  Speaker 1: greatest product MSDS wanted or not and sell it out
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  Speaker 1: the yard, the one that.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: I had, the one that I brought back from the States.
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  Speaker 2: Would you believe it? Jer You could actually kind of
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  Speaker 2: pump the top it's lightly to suck the air out
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  Speaker 2: of it, get by a couple of even more days
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  Speaker 2: if it wasn't in a cool spot. But again, you
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  Speaker 2: say lunchboxes, lunch boxes were a big lump of metal
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  Speaker 2: or you know, if you work down minds, you know
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  Speaker 2: you had a cornish pasty in your pocket and hope
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: that it didn't get eaten by a rat. Like lunchboxes
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  Speaker 2: only were also top aware, do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: They were?
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  Speaker 2: They have top aware the time for their invents.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Here's one thing now, and we'll we'll we'll
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  Speaker 1: stop saying topperware. One little fact that blew my mind.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you knew this. You probably did,
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: seeing how you've stock in the company. Which is which
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  Speaker 1: is worth for call now?
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  Speaker 2: But he's sorry to say, I know it's did the
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  Speaker 2: bed last week. Unfortunately, Topperware.
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  Speaker 1: Was invented by a man named Earl Topper.
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  Speaker 2: Worse, it was like that, what like?
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: That's that's like learning that there's a chap out there
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: that invented coding inflements called shamous scissors.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Do you think there wasn't? I only learned this morning
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: that there was. Pennsylvania was called after a bloke called
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: pen who wanted to call it sylvania as and they went, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: it'd be much better with your name stuck in there too.
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  Speaker 1: Pen Is That is that like how we get the walkins,
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: tans and all this of of the world up airway?
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I tell you one for nostalgia and the right culture
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  Speaker 2: listener out there. I drove past an old tractor yesterday
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: and my son was looking at it, going what, because
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: of course all he's seen is these brand new monster
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: trucks everywhere At the minute, He's like, what is this yoke?
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: I went, that's a David Brown? You went, who's David Brown?
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: The insanity for him to think that some bloke had
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: put his full name on the side of a tractor,
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: like he didn't even call it Brown's Tractors at least Tupperware.
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  Speaker 2: Al Johnny Tupper said, look, it's Tupperware. He Brown went aware,
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  Speaker 2: are aware of mister Tupper, like John Dory the fish
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  Speaker 2: like some blow called John Dorry found it went well, what.
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  Speaker 1: The hell lots that? We're gonna call it toper any rate?
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  Speaker 2: It works, it worked. I don't know if like I
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: have an awful name for it put into a product
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  Speaker 2: like mcbrideware. Yeah you could, you could. You could, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's finishes with a vowel. You could be tough enough
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  Speaker 2: to crow barren in there, but there's no way you're
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  Speaker 2: doing Oman anywhere, like.
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  Speaker 1: That's not But you could do like o'manonny com no,
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  Speaker 1: or you could have ann O'Mahony, which was a tool
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  Speaker 1: that did something past the o'manni there right, yeah, before
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: delegate work all right, yeah, just.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: Ignorantly shaped, misused. Nobody fully knows what it's for, but
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  Speaker 2: you have it anyway because yeah, you never knowing you
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: need the ol manny.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to be for screwing together eyeglass at
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  Speaker 1: the tom I can promise you that.
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  Speaker 2: It's absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: There you, Earl.
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  Speaker 1: Topper Your company lasted long and inspired many imitators who
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  Speaker 1: eventually got so big that they put you out of business.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry to see you go, but we're gonna take a
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  Speaker 1: drink out of a Topperware mug later on over no
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  Speaker 1: or not well, Earl, there you go. Your company's out
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  Speaker 1: of the way. And that's that lad. Tom, You know
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: what we do this time this show. Don't you talk
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: about that lad. We talk about another lad okay, a
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: lad that just stood out and and this is like
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  Speaker 1: for the first time a long time. This is a
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: lad okay, a proper lead, proper lad, proper lad lad,
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  Speaker 1: someone who's very fitting and and and has earned the honor.
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  Speaker 1: Would it be an honor at this dige?
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  Speaker 2: Of course it is. Last last week it was a
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: tiny hippopotamus. But you know, this is the quintessential if
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: you're Irish and you think of lead and saluting people,
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  Speaker 2: you know, from a Volkswagen Jetta with the back of
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  Speaker 2: your hand. This is this lad.
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  Speaker 3: This like that.
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  Speaker 2: Now there's that guy.
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  Speaker 1: This week's this lad is a young man called own Lynch.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what he is, Tom, do you know
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  Speaker 1: what he is. He's a viral superstar for the week.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna do the main character every week,
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  Speaker 1: and this.
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  Speaker 2: Week I'm gonna do people a favor.
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  Speaker 3: Have a listen, so tell us your name? Awhere, you're
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: from yourself on Lynch from Mitch Song Clark Monster. And
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: how is the plowing going for you today? Savage Savage? Here,
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: we're enjoying it.
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  Speaker 5: Now. There's a lot of various size around the plass,
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  Speaker 5: so this is a good and.
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  Speaker 3: I suppose anything in particular of an interesting the.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: Plowing slurry, Jez, I love the Slorry year, a lot
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  Speaker 5: of slurry. I just think about slurry. I eat Slorry
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: and dream about Slorry. That's that's, that's my motto. Now sorry,
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: I'm sure that.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: What are you gonna do now when the season's wrapped
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: up on the first of October?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Spread para washings.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: That's that's that's that's what I'm gonna go.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Now, spreading parallel washings. And what kind of a tractor
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: would you catch you in?
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: Case one six five? Now with my baby, No, I
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: wouldn't like to be seeing in the John dee a.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: That's the correct No. And how do you like the
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: cases Savage Job now super.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Job, they're well they're well.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: Manufactured now in fairness to them, we deal with a crowd.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Lynch McCarthy a long cock and our savage dealers shot.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: So yeah, now if that isn't an accent that that
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: well that I grew up with. He's from about fifteen
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: miles up the road from me, which.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: It's just mitche down.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's about heading into North Cork where the
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: accent does change drafts drastically. But it's like just I
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: love sho I love.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: And we'll throw the video up on the on the
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: social stare as well. But even from the voice there
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: you learned that he's a young man called On Lynch
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: who took part in just like a I was gonna
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: say street level interview, but really field level interview would
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: be a better way of saying it.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Metal metal cloud footpath.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: There you go down at this year's Fox.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Oh there we got industry industry labels for what it
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: really is, the vox pet I think he he he
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: like he they were given and he put himself forward
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: for yes, as soon as as soon as I heard
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: him say that, Yeah, sure, I put myself forward for it.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, oh that ties into the level of confidence.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I love the level of confidence from it. And it's
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: not cocky this, it's just like you're all lead.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Lead, and and here's the thing, Okay, now I can't
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: find anywhere the ageless young man, but I saw another
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: interview with him, with Agrey Land and he's in school,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: like the school age.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Lad Yeah, because he was like, no lunch still you're still.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree Land. We got to give them a
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: shout out as well.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Agree Land.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: You can follow them on Twitter. Good a good crowd
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: who just you know, and you know, they were interviewing
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: by his all day.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: All day, Like they got one kid in the temporary
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: jersey who just this big blue teeth and mouth on it.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: It was hilarious.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: And they're like and then every now and then, like
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I say, tom or show depends on it. Every now
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: and then.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Just this ladge shows up.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, perfect, no smart artery or smarty about it. Now.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: He's not going up to make a joke or laugh
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: or or or or like you know, impress anybody back.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: And he just wants to go up and say I've
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: had a great time at the playing match and above
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: all else I've been checking out the latest and graded
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: innovations in slurry.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Now, if anybody has kind of gone Jesus Christ, let's
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: what he even I have been lost from the second
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: head light opened his mouth. Why urge you to go
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: back back back and find a way a very deep
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: dive for two and a half three or myself and
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Cherry did on a song called hit the diff and
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: there's an explanation to the type of slurry spreading that
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: owned us. And it would be tethered kind of a
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: milkle cord one rather than just tankers going out around
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: the field. Because there's some footage of him actually like
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: agree agriland went out and actually filmed him like laying
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: laying this road flat pipe like six thousands.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Yes many as a gap he wouldn't get out.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: But again he's got to be outtract to driving age anyway.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: So sixteen, which is.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: We're not going to we're not going to out the
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: man's business here, but let's assume that he is subtractor
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: driving age. Now, Tom, there's one bit that I didn't
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: quite catch. It's what he's gonna do if the slow
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: if the arch falls out of the slurry. I dietn't
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: quite catch at the end. Is it parlor washing parallel washing?
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So which is milking parallel?
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Keeping them hygienic and clean by power washing the fuck
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: out of them, right.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: So I kind of I took it two ways. Was
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: he going to bring his tanker to to to clean
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: like when they're washed out to soak away pit of sorts?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Because they can't just be left run out around the
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: yard these days like they would have once upon a time.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: You gotta have the shit, like they were talking industrial
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: commercial level cleanliness now is required and the disposable disposal
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: of I suppose if he sees because there's going to
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: be cows in there twice a day getting milked and
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: they're shitting, and they're Scotland and they dragon mucking around place.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: So I'm guessing he's going in probably going to tip
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: around the farms, just sucking up the shite that right
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: will come out of the and the same stuff can
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: go out onto a field, no problem, Like I mean,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: it's the same thing, only different. But I would imagine
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: or like that you're first taking it. Maybe he's going
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: to take up the power washing business, but I doubt
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: that your average farmer would be looking after that themselves,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: like you know what I mean? Right, They go, yeah, jugon,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I have a power washer, I'll wash it myself. Yeah.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: But then like young only just give them ahoile of
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: his crack and be like all right, go on, yeah, yeah,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: convinced me, so.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: You know what you would to you let him in
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: around the place, like you know, because I'll find something
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: for you to be at. Any kid that speaks like
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: that and is loving much like that hit the day
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: phe And when we spoke to Martin Moone that time,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: like he was trying to get it across a lot
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: of people don't understand. This isn't work for us. We
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: love this stuff and cannot wait to get at it,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Putting in a twelve and fourteen our day to your
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: average sixteen year old that sounds like hell and being
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: made work like a working man makes you that's horrendous.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: But these kids, it's just in their genetics, their veins.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Everything from the grid round up and all they want.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, for a kid of all the of all
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: the agricultural pursuits, he could have been into everything from
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: hedge cotton to actually milking carries. So maybe cutton wheat.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: He picked the playing xbox Tom other things.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Even farm farm the farm thing on on the xbox
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Jesus christis sound like such an no man.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: The farm and similar No Tom, do you know what
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: he could be at? He could be up here fire
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: and bottle rockets, a drown deliveries.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: But instead he's spreading shit over the whole of North Cork.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Oh god, well.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Listen before we get off the subject now and a
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: young omen. Then we wish you all the best on
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry show. Anything you want.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: For the crash.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a safe place plowing match.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: We we we had the best intentions to do a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: big plowing match special. Don't want to pull back the
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz Corton here, but me and Tom had
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: every intention to do a big special on the plowing match.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: And there's go to the damn thing, Tom. But you
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: know what, all of a sudden we looked at our
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: watches and the planing match was on D three and yeah, right, okay, okay,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: So for the only uninitiated, Tom, just take us through
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: the plan match there. It's just just a little short
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: rundown when I go down to the planing match. Is
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: it all lads like go Onlyn's just loving life, high
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: five and.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Tractors or it's not, No, it's not. It's it's jaw
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: dropping in its size first right, biggest one in Europe,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: which I mean.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: And and that just like the plan match is not
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: an Irish thing. There are planning competitions the.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: World overright there, and there are agree competitions like you
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: go to the Tullamore Show. It's similar, like the clown
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Mel Show is similar, but they're all on a smaller scale.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: The plowing Championship, I suppose it's rooted way. It's rooted
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: in actual plowing championships, like an actual and guys come
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: from all over the world to compete on the best
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: turn of the sod and everything. But here's the thing there,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I would say about one center people, I should go
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: and look at the plowing. You've got to be really
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: into now. They plow with bread, dimneck yolks. They plow
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: with the latest things. They plow with horses and different
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: aged horses, different age lads running the horses. It's grand
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: if you're into.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'll put it to you like this, Tom.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: If somebody won this year's plowing match. If there was
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: a winner of the player.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: There is, Yeah, there is a different categorizing.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I've yet to hear of it.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, is.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: There is there like a Magnets for magnuson of plowing.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Is there like a character in plowing?
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I hope there is, like some absolutely you know what
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: do you know what? You just give me a thought
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: when you said Magnets for magnism, Like I mean, for
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: anybody who's really keen eared, that would have been he
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: would have been strong Man nineteen ninety eight kind of yes, yes, yes,
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: and yeah great and I would stand out in the pack, yeah,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: stand out, great character. But now I think what they
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: should be doing is yoking big giant men from around
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: the world. Just do and I get them plowing. What
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: do you reckon? Okay?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like you know, it's certainly weren't a category.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Do you know what this is? Tom, I'm going to
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: tell you now there's the makings of like a Will
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Ferrell comedy. Yeah, because God love man. I like Will
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Ferrell and I wish them all the well, but like
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: all the best in the world. But like he had
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: his talidagging Knights for race, and then he had ice
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: skating where he was at, and then he was semi
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: pro basketball and and then he was Eurovision Eurovision Singing. Right,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: So like it's there's a straight line for the Will
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Ferrell give it a go, unusual sport comedy that's heading
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: right towards.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: The player match. We so the remainder of the Planer
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: match that you see, I said, the remainder. The other
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: ninety five percent of it is well laid outstands, like
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: incredibly well laid out stands from every big I suppose
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: company that can even dip their toe in it, like
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I hosted one years ago for bus Ayern because.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: You would ask have what does Boss Aaron have to
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: do with fields?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Well, of course it's nothing to do with fields, but
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: it's rural roots that were announcing and all the rest
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: of it. I was just there interviewing people on the
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: big red share, much like Graham Norton would flick it
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: when I was a rubber story. Everybody got a price.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: It was great crack. A couple of politicians were supposed
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: to come in and have interviews with me, but when
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: they found out it was a stand up comedian, they
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: about faced and turned in the other direction. But what
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I will say to anybody, and this is advice, Like
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: even if you're not you go, well, I'm not really
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: into farment, you should go to this. It's got but
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: it's got everything. Like my wife found a whole section
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: that was like, what would you say, like crystals and anderware. No,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: not not top aware, for God's sake, but that kind
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: of woo woo medicine. Yeah. Yeah, I found the whole
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: section of that. I found a whole section that was
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: giving me free brisket every time I turned around, Like, yeah,
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: on that, by the way, go hungry. Go there, hungry
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: the amount of free food. But you're gonna and also,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: if you want pens, Jerry, you love a pen. If
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: you want free stationary, you're.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Going all partial to a hearing.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: You're going to get a lot of them, a lot
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: of them. You're going to get to climb. You're gonna
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: get to see the most badass looking things that can
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: eat a whole house, chew a tree from the top down,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: like the most insane things. I don't know who is
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: turning up to buy these things. The last time I
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: was there, I met a monahan. Man. Uh, I think
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: this is how I find out mccorr is there. No,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: this isn't how I know who owns Red Rock Trailers
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: in Red Rock.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he's I.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Believe you've met you've met his son in law more
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: than a friend of ours. But he was just talking
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: like there was a queue for that man. He was
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: like a god. All these all the leads, whether boots,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: and just wanted to que up and talk to this
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: man he owned Red Rock Trailers, And.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's that's that's like meeting Enzo Ferrari.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: It really is for a lot of But aside from
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: all that, if you have an interest in anything, I
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: guarantee you there's a stand there. I guarantee you can
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: stand there of some sort. And if notton As they've
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: got the most cute and cuddly caves for people to
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: go over and rub on.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: The head down the pet, the baby go to.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: It's a it's a like you could honestly the three
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: days it's on, you could do all three days and
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: not say any of it. There's gonna be music, music,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: or you know what I mean. You could just get
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: locked in one part. There's the Hardy Gurdies as well,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: for the kids if they really are not interested in
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: huge machinery and cool ass stuff. But well, I would
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: urge anybody to go. It's like, just on its monumental
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: scale and the amount of cool shit you'll go.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, I have to convince me now that's we're gonna
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: throw it on the pile of places we've mentioned on
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the podcast that we're gonna try and bring the podcast.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: That's the Duneygall Rally Rosary listing, Varna Festivals, Electric Picnic,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: the Plowing Match.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, I could take a leave Electric Picnic
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: to bar Metsva.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: We will show up any or so we will.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: We would genuinely would uh and we'll do we'll.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: We'll do those gigs and there won't be a ward
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: out of us, Tom, there won't be a complaint, there
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: wont be a peep, there'll be no fighting, there'll be
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: no round whatsoever. Would you agree two years?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Don't stop until we get to the point of how
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: we should present ourselves. Yes, we're gonna wear matching tops. Maybe.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I mean never forced you at a beard for a while,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I've never forced facial hair on you. But I think
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: there comes a time jar and we we need to
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: discuss Look, I got rid of them all. It you
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: never heavily judged me for it. In fairness, you knew
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: the ironic meaning behind it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: I knew.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I knew we were both in the absolute pits of
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: lockdown depression at the time. It's true, it's tracking out,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: that's all. It was acting out.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: But for some reason, Jared, you've hung on to that
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: well up.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: From Okay, In the development of the show, we were
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: looking for this lads before Young Lynch came in just
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: stolen on a stay of a slurry and stole our hearts.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: We we identified a gentleman who had run through downtown
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Florida and in the spate of a crimes be chopped
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: off thirty five man bons in an hour. That was
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: an article we've seen online and we were like, okay,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: he's got this laddish quantities about him. But when we
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: got into it, it turned out that it was a fake
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: article spread by some satire website. What can I say,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Tom goes around comes.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Around when I was reading now and this is so
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: funny that McBride is reading this and getting to the
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: same point.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: I didn't.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Website, I see, I can't throw the stones here, but
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: that fall aside. But what we what we want to
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: talk about is the whole aspect of the man bone
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: of it all. Now, Tom, we have both in our
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: time has been long haired gentlemen. And you wore yours
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: as a mullet, and I wore mine as what could
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: only be described as like a sideshow bob birth of
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: the universe.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: If you found will if you found Wilfer in a hedge, Yes,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: that's kind of what Jerry was rocking there for for
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: a while.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: And lockdown finished and we had to go back to
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: the offices and whatnot or just society. The worst just
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: be seen outside. And I tamed the long hair down
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: a little bit. And it must be said, I have
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: to say, the handiest way to keep it up out
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: of your out of your business, cut it off throat
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: is the thrown an ill man?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, planning right? When is uh? What's the story?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I I were like, we're a million episodes in. I
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: gotta ask what is it? Just back there and the
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: way like.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: The back there?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, like the builder says, I can't say it
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: from my house, do you know? Yeah, Like I'm I'm
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I'm balding all for my head and I'm bawling up here,
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: and somebody asked me what I remember. It was about
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: a year ago, somebody, would you ever get? But I've
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: been bawling since I was eighteen, and I have a
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: nice little penalty spot at the top of my head.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: And I remember a fella say to me, would you
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: ever go to the Turkey?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: And fuck?
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: So, why would I do? Well, here's the thing, right,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: And his thing was, would you not be self conscious?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: But sure, I can't see you when I look out
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: my eyes.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: We're married and settled.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, yeah, yeah, if anything, that's the
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: hilarity of me being a comedian, is it too?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I'll put it to you how I come to have
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: a man bone like? And I would still sort of
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: look you dead in the eyes and say, I don't all.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Right, that's the thing you're looking at me. I can't
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: see it, and I'm kind of going, oh no, I
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: don't believe Jerry. And then you turn around and I
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: see that door handle hanging out the back of your
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: head and.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Like, yes, it's it's it's a it's a it's a
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: bad knob on the top of my head. But I
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: would just argue that that's no, that's not a man bone.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: That's just how I keep my long hair tidy and up.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: And you look at me go like, yeah, dip shit,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: that's a man bone. You can just describe a man bone,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you stupid fuck. I was like, but it brings to
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: mind the story where when I went to the barber,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: when I used to go to the barber, and he
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: was cutting the cutting my hair as he was this
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: this isn't the before times, and he's cut in the
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: back of my hair, and like I say, I have
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: a penalty spot showing on the back there as well.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: That really, I'll tell you one thing when you see
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: that is when you're at the self service checkouts and
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: you look up and you catch yourself in the in
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: the in the CCTV is like, here's that baldy bar
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck? Why is he buying the exact same things
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I'm buying?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck right?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: And your man, the barber says to me, I goes,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: how's it looking back there as a windy? He goes, ah,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: you know Tom's way, you know. He says, I'll tell
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you what I can do if you if you want, like,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I'll just leave it a little bit longer there, and
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: it'll cover it over and you know it'll I'll leave
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: it a bit longer at the front of it and
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a little bit longer the back, and it'll cover it because.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: A very different.
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: And I was like, yeah, she sounds quite clear. For yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: that's yeah, that a thing you do for lads. He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, no,
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: my boys get that done all right. I goes, Okay,
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: that's a that's an innovative thing. That's that's a and
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: then it.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Just kick it's been going on a while.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: That's a come over. Yeah, that's a.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: That's a Bobby Charlton nineteen sixty six World Cup comes and.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: And and and I always would see buys with like
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: como because you know the il buys, you'd see them
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: with like the thinnest whee strand covering across like Homer Simpson.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Is not a parody, it's like a documentary.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Yet getting caught in the wind when they walk out
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: a mass and all right, it stands up straight like
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: like the Undertaker.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: And you'd say to yourself, how did that ever start?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: There's how it started. Barber said, don't believe that a
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: wee bit longer, and the boss, I, yeah, go and
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: do Yeah, I didn't. I didn't. This is no no
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: event shaven more gas.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what what are you telling me is that
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: you grew it out the sides to drag the forest
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: around the back.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, All I'm saying is that I'm in
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: deep denial about this even being a man one time.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Oh all right, but the very fact that you have
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: to put men before bond kind of tells you that
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: you're not supposed to have it, right.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is it. I mean, like, why can't it
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: just be a bond, Tom? Why can't it just be
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: a little Stephen.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: There are certain things we're not allowed to have her.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: There's certain things.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: To be a man, because when you put a man
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: before it just makes it sound you know, petty, like
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: man flu Yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and that's exactly what it is. They're certain.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Look their rules. That's why we get to be strong.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: We get to be the stronger ones, basically stronger you could.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I don't care how how often how many weights your
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: wife lives. Nine out of ten times you're going to
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: beat her in a fight if if it all you
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? In the holes. And that's that's
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: where we give up our rights to have things like
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: men bons. It's unfortunate. We're just I know you want
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: to wear a fenny peck, maybe you do. Maybe you
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: want to wear a fenny pack.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see that? Do you ever see and
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: it is a predominantly to my eyes, it's a predominantly
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: like an Eastern European. Just gonna say, gentlemen have like
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the like that's a handbag, right, a little hand may.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I used to do a bit about this and people
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: got irate with me because they were like, we're allowed.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: I did that make them? I'm like, I don't care.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I did ask to make lippy. It's still lippy. Like
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: you don't like I get it. You know what you
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: need to carry your ship, Well, that's when you get
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: a driver's license and you fill your fucking car with it.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: That's all the stuff because anywhere you're supposed to be traveling,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: if that stuff don't fit in your pockets, bags, keys, phone.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Leave it at home.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: What else do you need? Nothing?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you something, Tom. The man bone
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: issue in the McBride household is a mood point because
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: this man bone is on hiding to nothing.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I figured as much to be fair, it's it sounds
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: like it's built on sand. Like yeah, and if you
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: you'd be coming at me way stronger if the entire
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: family were behind it. But I again, sense I can nobody. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: like I knew when my my mullet had run run
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: its course, like I knew you. Yeah, And I cut
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: it off and it raised seven hundred quid for charity
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: or seven hundred plus for charity, so at least I
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: could justify it growing to at least it got some
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: charity money out of it. But we all knew in
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: the house, we all know this is this. Yeah, it's
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: time to go.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: And then not for nothing, Tom, I'm a lazy man,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: like to keep this hair, you know, luscious and smooth
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and timothy and all that. Yeah, it's way more effort
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: than I have, way more effort in time than I
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: have to put into it. So I reckon now, between
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: now and the new year, we might.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Wrap it up. Yeah, and you know what you're I
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: want you to look forward to something. They'll know there
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: will be a while where you have phantom bun. You know,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: you'll rub your hand back there and go me. But
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: but I will tell you something when you do have
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: a shower and you wash the head and you have
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: a nice back. Jesus Christ got them. Yeah, two rubs
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: of the towel and the hair is done.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Is done?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Is going to look over I see the pricking my
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: wife has to do with hair dryers and whatever else. Like,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: there's a whole evening needs to be set aside for
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: starting our air out. I'm like, oh, I could literally
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: run mine under the tap, yeah, give it a rub
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: of the towel, or.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Walk out in the rain.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I could just pull my t shirt top over my
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: head twice. Yeah, that's it. We're back in the game.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Back in the game. Jar. If for nothing else, time saving,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: which you don't have a lot of these days, you
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: know what. Not precious time, Not precious time. I think
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: if you could buy an extra ten minutes a day,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, even two minutes, do you
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, by the end of the week,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: you've gained minutes.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Well, folks, should I cut off my man men? Cut
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: off to our men? Bone let us know in the comments,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: let us on the social media channels.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: You got to do a pole on this one.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: You got to do a pole on this one. You
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: gotta do to do a pole on this one. But no,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: then if I do cut it off, it'll seem like
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I was led by the masses correctly. If if you
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: tell me to cut it off, I'm just gonna keep
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: it from the three.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Years rice, did you really? Oh yeah, it was my
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: birthday to the weekend. I forgot to tell you that.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, happy birthday, Tom.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I think we're the same age. Now what
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: you in a forty three? Yeah?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I forty three? Yeah, so we coincide for a couple
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: of weeks. This is this is like, this is it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: We're both forty three for six weeks, folks. So if
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: you're ever going to fight us, this is when we're
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: at our weakest start. This is it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: This is it. This crossovers like two Highlanders just meeting exactly.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: We just don't know what to do.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Well, Happy happy birth to Tom and all the listeners
• 38:27
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• 38:30
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• 38:40
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• 38:44
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• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I heard another Jerry McBride the other day and that
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: spelt the correct way. It spared the jway. And he
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: was a movie producer. He made he was one of
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: the makers of Tiger King documentary maker and he just
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: made Crazy Chimporld or whatever. He's another Jerry McBride.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you to tell the fine folks what you'd
• 39:08
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• 39:10
  Speaker 1: and Ary Show, and I'll look up this fucking comedy
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Goldie Jerry McBride.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Well, look at if it's your first time listening, or
• 39:17
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• 39:19
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• 39:20
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• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I'm all delighted here, Tom, I'm all delighted here, and
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: do all that Tom tells us every week to do that.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I did screen grab. Let us know where you're listening.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Are you on a roof, are you peeling the plans bladder?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Are you down a hole? Are you getting sausage rolls?
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Are you inside? And I don't know, doing surgery on somebody.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: We were into every white color and blue color. Folk,
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Why are you delighted by this jerryman.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: All the light of time? Because I put in Jerry
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: mcbride' spelt j e r y and the first thing
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: that came up was, did you mean Jerry McBride.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: That's not because you've been googling yourself. Nice your computers
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: absolutely playing it your ego. Sorry, jer you're the most
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: beautiful j Jerry ever.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're right that a chap called Jeremy McBride goes
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: by Jerry and he is the producer and Tiger King,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: and I wish him all the best in.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: The future, don't you? Absolutely no, you don't.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I tell you better not get a podcast. I'll tell
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: you that much. I heard him speak Tom York from Radioheads. Everybody,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: thanks listening. Then y'all
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: M