Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 3 - Social Media Scrub
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ding long.
- 0:01Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three, as we say,
- 0:06Speaker 2: boom shack alanca. We're talking some football this hour. Reminder
- 0:10Speaker 2: Benny Versus the Penny available on YouTube YouTube dot com
- 0:14Speaker 2: slash at Benny Vspenny pick on the Thursday Game will
- 0:18Speaker 2: be another episode up later today with all the other
- 0:20Speaker 2: big games of the weekend. But here in hour number three,
- 0:23Speaker 2: how do you process Chiefs defensive tackle Chris Jones deleting
- 0:28Speaker 2: social media after he was caught not hustling when the
- 0:33Speaker 2: Jacksonville quarterback Trevor Lawrence fell down. Also, Bailey Zappi could
- 0:37Speaker 2: be the Browns backup quarterback rather than you know who?
- 0:41Speaker 2: Where does this news leave Shooter Sanders in Cleveland? The
- 0:44Speaker 2: Browns trading Joe Flacco this week? And how do you
- 0:47Speaker 2: parse the words of Bucks quarterback Baker Mayfield on his
- 0:52Speaker 2: changing perceptions, the perceptions of him changing based on his success.
- 0:58Speaker 2: We'll talk about that as well. Right now here, it
- 1:00Speaker 2: is our number three.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Well, you didn't play well, so do the old scrubb
- 1:07Speaker 3: A dub dub.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Welcome in the beginning of another.
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- 2:18Speaker 2: Mind Show be all right, So we settle in to
- 2:26Speaker 2: our number three. We have asked Ben coming up later
- 2:29Speaker 2: this hour, but our lead, we're gonna move away from
- 2:31Speaker 2: the baseball.
- 2:32Speaker 3: It's been a baseball heavy show.
- 2:34Speaker 2: We're past halftime and we did not have bad bunny
- 2:37Speaker 2: perform at our halftime show.
- 2:38Speaker 3: But we're gonna get into some football.
- 2:39Speaker 2: We go to cansa city where the Ben Mallard chicken
- 2:44Speaker 2: fingers are piping hot. At that iconic landing and Liberty, Missouri.
- 2:47Speaker 2: We had a wonderful meet and greet last November. Man
- 2:50Speaker 2: was that fun. So many people come from far away,
- 2:53Speaker 2: near and far. I had a great time. Hopefully we'll
- 2:54Speaker 2: go back there relatively soon again into Kansas City.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Had a great time at Arrowhead as well.
- 3:00Speaker 2: Not only not only did Taylor Swift's favorite team gag
- 3:05Speaker 2: against Jacksonville on Monday Night football, but one of the
- 3:09Speaker 2: headliners has been put on blast. So if you didn't
- 3:13Speaker 2: see this, it's a developing story. And this is the
- 3:16Speaker 2: kind of stuff I love. That's one of the reasons
- 3:18Speaker 2: I enjoyed doing talk radio. So Chiefs defensive star Chris
- 3:23Speaker 2: Jones keeping up with the Joneses. Okay, so Chris Jones,
- 3:27Speaker 2: he has decided to go drastic. He has deleted all
- 3:32Speaker 2: of his social media all. He's gutted his social media
- 3:35Speaker 2: accounts this week. Why well, he's been criticized for being
- 3:41Speaker 2: a lazy bones. Lazy bones there the now infamous Trevor
- 3:46Speaker 2: Lawrence game winning stumble and score where against a supposed
- 3:51Speaker 2: championship level defense game on the line, Trevor Lawrence fell
- 3:57Speaker 2: to the ground, untoughed, got up still untouched, and just
- 4:04Speaker 2: walked into the endslet and the face of that defense,
- 4:09Speaker 2: Chris Jones. His quote went viral after the game because
- 4:13Speaker 2: he said, we've just got to finish and it was
- 4:17Speaker 2: a fluke play for Trevor Lawrence and he was able
- 4:20Speaker 2: to break that many tackles.
- 4:22Speaker 3: Of course, the promise he didn't break that many tackles.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Even Andy Reid was less than pleased with the explanation
- 4:29Speaker 2: after the game.
- 4:29Speaker 3: And so this, of course, social media did its thing
- 4:32Speaker 3: and the drama O rama.
- 4:34Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question how do you process
- 4:39Speaker 2: the Chiefs defensive tackle Chris Jones deleting social media after
- 4:44Speaker 2: being caught not.
- 4:46Speaker 3: Hustling, he even hustling.
- 4:49Speaker 2: So my views on this, I have Cathedral, iPad tutorial
- 4:55Speaker 2: and Sunny Street and we will connect all of these
- 4:59Speaker 2: things together. We're gonna play Connect three and then we're
- 5:01Speaker 2: gonna have a big side of babaganosh big side of Babago. So,
- 5:06Speaker 2: first of all, based on a minutes long Mallard deliberation
- 5:11Speaker 2: and investigation, I have determined that Chris Jones was in
- 5:18Speaker 2: cruise control.
- 5:19Speaker 3: It's not my opinion, it's a fact.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Now, the problem is, you're the highest paid defensive player.
- 5:25Speaker 2: I still believe he's he's in the top three. At
- 5:28Speaker 2: the time he signed the contract, he was the highest
- 5:30Speaker 2: paid guy. I think he's like in the top three
- 5:32Speaker 2: or four still in the AFC one hundred and fifty
- 5:35Speaker 2: eight million dollar contract or something like that. And you're
- 5:38Speaker 2: out there, it's an island game. You're living the island
- 5:41Speaker 2: life sports with Coleman loves when I say iland life.
- 5:43Speaker 2: It's a Monday night and it's like you're taking a
- 5:47Speaker 2: stroll through the daisies.
- 5:49Speaker 3: La la la la la la la la la la
- 5:51Speaker 3: la la l l l la la. I'm going for
- 5:53Speaker 3: a nice walk.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Andy Reid, one of his famous quotes is film Don't Lie,
- 5:58Speaker 2: Film don't Lie.
- 5:58Speaker 3: It's a famous Andy Reid quote.
- 6:00Speaker 2: The clips gone live and been replayed over and over
- 6:05Speaker 2: and over and over, and that particular highlight of Chris
- 6:10Speaker 2: Jones offensive tackle the Chiefs is going to be in
- 6:13Speaker 2: a time capsul and it will be in the forever
- 6:17Speaker 2: Hall of Fame of business decisions. He made a business
- 6:22Speaker 2: decision for some reason.
- 6:25Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe he's not in tip top shape
- 6:27Speaker 3: to not hustle.
- 6:29Speaker 2: So the argument is, well, you don't hustle, it's a
- 6:31Speaker 2: business decision. Total loaf job.
- 6:34Speaker 3: Right. That was a chronic case.
- 6:36Speaker 2: And I'm being doctor maller here is IDGAF.
- 6:40Speaker 3: I don't give a flip. You thought I was gonna
- 6:42Speaker 3: say something else.
- 6:43Speaker 2: I don't give a flip, idgaf, chronic case. He acted
- 6:47Speaker 2: like the laws of physics do not apply to him.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Trevor Lawrence fell down and was standing there like he
- 6:57Speaker 2: was waiting for a lift to pick him up.
- 7:00Speaker 3: You see, back in the old days, there was this infomercial.
- 7:03Speaker 2: If you, you know, fell down, you would have to
- 7:06Speaker 2: hit this life alert thing. He's like he needed that,
- 7:08Speaker 2: and then he got up and just walked in the answer.
- 7:10Speaker 2: And so then Chris Jones deletes all of his social
- 7:13Speaker 2: media accounts.
- 7:14Speaker 3: You know what, that is a dead give It is
- 7:18Speaker 3: a dead giveaway. And it's straight.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Into the cathedral and you go right to the confessional
- 7:25Speaker 2: booth in the cathedral. Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
- 7:29Speaker 2: I loafed on an island game on National TV.
- 7:33Speaker 3: My name is Chris Jones.
- 7:35Speaker 2: Of course you can't take the heat, so you get
- 7:37Speaker 2: off the micro blogging planet. The deleting thing is to
- 7:41Speaker 2: tell like, you don't need to delete it, you just
- 7:43Speaker 2: stay off it. They delete, You can delete the app
- 7:47Speaker 2: without these are these people so stupid they don't understand
- 7:51Speaker 2: you can.
- 7:51Speaker 3: You don't have to go on there now. If you're
- 7:53Speaker 3: that addicted to it, just.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Delete it from your phone, But don't delete the account
- 7:57Speaker 2: because when you delete the account, it's like me figure
- 8:00Speaker 2: it out and then we're.
- 8:01Speaker 3: Like, oh, what's going on here? And so generally speaking,
- 8:05Speaker 3: you're and I know this is an outrageous taken.
- 8:08Speaker 2: You shouldn't say that, Ben. You should play to the whistle.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're such a shock shot. Oh my god,
- 8:14Speaker 2: that's why you're doing overnights. You think players should play
- 8:16Speaker 2: to the whistle?
- 8:18Speaker 3: What's wrong with you?
- 8:19Speaker 2: I just know how I relate to it is I
- 8:23Speaker 2: treat every segment on this dopey overnight show like it's
- 8:27Speaker 2: the most important segment. I played to the whistle. If
- 8:31Speaker 2: I didn't play to the whistle, I would There used
- 8:34Speaker 2: to be overnight guys here that taped hours of their
- 8:36Speaker 2: show and they recorded segments and they didn't it just
- 8:41Speaker 2: didn't play to the whistle. And and part of it
- 8:44Speaker 2: is because if you like, if I ever replayed an hour,
- 8:47Speaker 2: if I just said, you know, I'm gonna be lazy
- 8:48Speaker 2: bones and I'm not going to do a full show,
- 8:52Speaker 2: I want to leave early because it's the weekend or
- 8:54Speaker 2: something like that.
- 8:55Speaker 3: I'll just replay an hour.
- 8:56Speaker 2: There's one guy did one hour, did overnights here did
- 8:59Speaker 2: one hour and replayed it for the rest of the show.
- 9:01Speaker 3: That lazy. That lazy, And I don't believe in that.
- 9:05Speaker 4: Right.
- 9:06Speaker 2: You're supposed to, especially a got like Chris Jokes, you're
- 9:08Speaker 2: supposed to be the emotional thermostat of the defense.
- 9:11Speaker 3: Like that's the whole selling point. When you get that
- 9:12Speaker 3: kind of money. You're the leader.
- 9:15Speaker 2: You're not You're the pace car, you're not the caboose,
- 9:17Speaker 2: you're the injured. You're not supposed to be the guy
- 9:22Speaker 2: that lowers the temperature to luke warm. And the Chiefs
- 9:27Speaker 2: paid a lot of money, they paid for a nice furnace,
- 9:30Speaker 2: and they've got right now what appears to be Chris
- 9:33Speaker 2: Jones a scented candle you don't want. And for the record,
- 9:39Speaker 2: deleting X does not delete the tape. The film was
- 9:42Speaker 2: still there. The efforts still there, and I guess it
- 9:45Speaker 2: wasn't all right.
- 9:46Speaker 3: Now.
- 9:46Speaker 2: Secondly, we go to Cleveland Bad Football, good talk radio.
- 9:51Speaker 2: That is where the Cleveland Browns this week said bye
- 9:53Speaker 2: bye to Joe Flacco. He was decommissioned, sent to the
- 9:57Speaker 2: Bengals the all Ohio trade, which must have blown the
- 10:01Speaker 2: mind of Dick and Dayton. Now that was assumed by
- 10:05Speaker 2: those that are rational human beings that if you do
- 10:10Speaker 2: the calculus on the Brown depth chart, Dylan Gabriel is
- 10:13Speaker 2: QB number one number. If Dylan Gabriel's QB number one
- 10:19Speaker 2: and you traded the backup quarterback Joe Flacco, then that
- 10:22Speaker 2: would mean the third string quarterback Sheldur Sanders.
- 10:24Speaker 3: Would move on up to a penthouse on the upper
- 10:27Speaker 3: east side and he would be the backup.
- 10:30Speaker 2: Well, as Lee Corso would say, not so fast, my friend.
- 10:34Speaker 2: The Browns leaking to state run NFL Media, the prov
- 10:38Speaker 2: the news service of Pro Football.
- 10:41Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no no.
- 10:43Speaker 2: That the Browns that they want Shdur Sanders to start
- 10:48Speaker 2: eventually in a system built for him, and that is impossible.
- 10:54Speaker 2: It cannot happen if he came off the bench as
- 10:56Speaker 2: a backup for Dylan Gabriel question, where does this news
- 11:02Speaker 2: leave Shuldar Sanders in Cleveland? So this is a what
- 11:07Speaker 2: a load of crap situations? What this is like that?
- 11:10Speaker 2: That is code? And what is the code? The code
- 11:13Speaker 2: the Browns leaked this. The code is the kid can't
- 11:16Speaker 2: play unless it's scripted. The kid can't play unless it's scripted.
- 11:20Speaker 2: He's a system babe bait. He's a system baaby that
- 11:24Speaker 2: should Sanders. What the Browns are saying by leaking this
- 11:27Speaker 2: information is that he needs a PowerPoint presentation. He needs
- 11:32Speaker 2: a laminated play sheet. He needs you know, those color
- 11:35Speaker 2: coded wrist brand bands at all all the place. He
- 11:37Speaker 2: needs the iPad tutorial, get out the iPad tritorial. He
- 11:41Speaker 2: needs a hug from Dion and a glass of warm
- 11:44Speaker 2: milk is what he needs before every drive? God forbid,
- 11:48Speaker 2: God forbid. You tell him, hey, the blitz is coming,
- 11:51Speaker 2: change the play He'll freeze up like he's buffering on YouTube.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Can't happen, right, And for Shauldur Sanders, like this is
- 11:59Speaker 2: it's an electric situation. It's the electricity zapping his heart
- 12:04Speaker 2: or Bailey zappy, Bailey zappy?
- 12:07Speaker 3: Could zoom? Could zoom?
- 12:11Speaker 4: Buy?
- 12:12Speaker 2: Should Sanders from the practice squad and steal his heart
- 12:17Speaker 2: and steal his job. Folk hero, patriot, legend, Zappi Mania
- 12:21Speaker 2: is alive and well, and he's on the football field
- 12:24Speaker 2: in Cleveland. The Browns essentially saying that shoulder, listen, well,
- 12:29Speaker 2: we'll call you when we rewrite the playbook, and we'll
- 12:32Speaker 2: do it in crayon. It's one of those left handed compliments,
- 12:37Speaker 2: like they're saying, hey, should a Sanders.
- 12:39Speaker 3: You can't do anything until.
- 12:41Speaker 2: The lighting is just right. It would be like taking
- 12:46Speaker 2: Larry David and putting him in a Marvel movie. It
- 12:49Speaker 2: would be a waste of his talents. You tell someone
- 12:53Speaker 2: who is an expert at ad libbing that you have
- 12:56Speaker 2: to follow the script exactly, and it's like, eh, I'm
- 13:00Speaker 2: uncomfortable with that.
- 13:01Speaker 3: But this is the reverse. This is the Browns saying.
- 13:03Speaker 2: That Shouodter Sanders can only follow the script, that he'd
- 13:06Speaker 2: be perfect for a Marvel movie. But if you put
- 13:08Speaker 2: him on curb your enthusiasm and you told him you
- 13:10Speaker 2: got to do some ad living there, he'd be screwed.
- 13:13Speaker 2: That shooter is the he's the obbit. He needs a
- 13:15Speaker 2: teleprompter like teleprompter Tom. If you watch Benny Versus the penny,
- 13:19Speaker 2: which is up right now, Uh teleprompter, Tom, he needs
- 13:22Speaker 2: an ear piece and he needs a Sanders remains in NFL.
- 13:27Speaker 3: Purgatory at this point.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Now it's not official official based on that leak, the
- 13:32Speaker 2: smart money is that we are going to not have
- 13:35Speaker 2: Shooter Sanders as the back. That could change between now
- 13:38Speaker 2: and the Browns game this weekend.
- 13:40Speaker 3: We'll see, all right. Final thought to Tampa we Go.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Follow up follow up to the Butcher, The Baker the
- 13:48Speaker 2: touchdown Maker. After being celebrated on this show and on
- 13:53Speaker 2: other places for yapp beating at the Seahawk Fan yap
- 13:56Speaker 2: of the app, he got into it jawing with the
- 13:59Speaker 2: Seahawk fan. We're talking about Baker Mayfield. The Buccaneers won
- 14:02Speaker 2: that game in Seattle. So Baker was asked about the
- 14:06Speaker 2: changing perceptions of him.
- 14:09Speaker 3: Did you hear what he had to say? Did you? All?
- 14:11Speaker 5: Right?
- 14:11Speaker 2: Well, rather let me tell you what he was. I
- 14:13Speaker 2: could read the quote like on Baker Mayfield. But here
- 14:15Speaker 2: is Baker Mayfield. You'll hear him explain people think differently
- 14:20Speaker 2: of him.
- 14:20Speaker 3: Take a list.
- 14:21Speaker 6: I sold you guys, try and not get too high
- 14:23Speaker 6: and not get too low, which is something that I
- 14:25Speaker 6: was not doing early on in my career, but you know,
- 14:27Speaker 6: early on in my career, Yeah, it's looked as cocky, immature.
- 14:30Speaker 6: Now it's Moxie. He's a dog, same different days. Just
- 14:36Speaker 6: as long as you play well, they change the narrative.
- 14:38Speaker 6: But you just got to be yourself. And I've always
- 14:40Speaker 6: been like.
- 14:40Speaker 3: That, all right.
- 14:42Speaker 2: So there was a word edited because I guess we
- 14:45Speaker 2: can't hear the S word, but he said the word.
- 14:47Speaker 2: I liked that he mentioned my dog's name, Moxie, and
- 14:50Speaker 2: she appreciates that, my dog Moxie. So a question on
- 14:53Speaker 2: this one, how do you parse the words you just heard?
- 14:55Speaker 2: How do you parse the words of Buccaneers quarterback Baker
- 14:57Speaker 2: Mayfield on the changing perspectives around him. So the obvious
- 15:04Speaker 2: answer to this, well, it's a results based business. It's
- 15:06Speaker 2: always been a results based business. And you throw touchdowns,
- 15:11Speaker 2: you win games, you'll be romanticized by the bleeding heart
- 15:15Speaker 2: bloggers and they love you and they'll pump the tires
- 15:18Speaker 2: on you forever a hero.
- 15:20Speaker 3: If you lose, you're seen as a bit of a parasite.
- 15:24Speaker 3: It's just the way it is.
- 15:24Speaker 2: It's standard human nature, it just is, and Baker nailed it.
- 15:30Speaker 2: He dotted the I know he went to Oklahoma and
- 15:33Speaker 2: all that he dotted the eye on this. He did,
- 15:36Speaker 2: absolutely know. The narrative is completely tied to performance. It's
- 15:40Speaker 2: always been that way. When I saw him in person
- 15:43Speaker 2: a few times with the Browns when they'd come into LA,
- 15:45Speaker 2: and you know, he was throwing interceptions, He had terrible
- 15:48Speaker 2: body language.
- 15:49Speaker 3: He was a jerk.
- 15:50Speaker 2: In fact, the famous Baker Mayfield story is Odell Beckham
- 15:53Speaker 2: deputized his dad to post nasty comments on social media
- 15:57Speaker 2: so he could get released Odell Beckham and go play
- 16:00Speaker 2: for a good team that didn't have Baker Mane as quarterback.
- 16:03Speaker 2: And so now he's jawing with fans. He's jovial Baker.
- 16:08Speaker 3: And they win the.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Game, the Buccaneers, and people are ready to make him
- 16:13Speaker 2: like this Johnny Appleseed folk hero type thing.
- 16:17Speaker 3: But life is so full of double standards when you
- 16:19Speaker 3: think about it.
- 16:20Speaker 2: My favorite personal double standard, yeah, I don't know what
- 16:23Speaker 2: yours is, and you can tell me if you want.
- 16:25Speaker 2: My favorite is you remember that old it's a few
- 16:27Speaker 2: years old, that Sunny Street comic. I think that really
- 16:31Speaker 2: sums up the double standards of life. And there's so
- 16:34Speaker 2: many of them. But that's the one kind of for
- 16:37Speaker 2: those of you that are blind and can't see comics.
- 16:39Speaker 2: So the Sunny Street comic is there's this handsome guy
- 16:42Speaker 2: that you know in the office and tells his female
- 16:46Speaker 2: coworker that she looks great, and she just melts. I
- 16:50Speaker 2: think her name is Susan in the cartoon, and she,
- 16:52Speaker 2: Susan just melts. I mean, she is just butter, a
- 16:55Speaker 2: warm butter. I mean, this handsome hunk of a man
- 16:59Speaker 2: says she looks great. And the next part of the
- 17:02Speaker 2: cartoon is this big fat tub of goo who says
- 17:05Speaker 2: the same exact thing.
- 17:07Speaker 3: Boys, Susan, you look great. I hope you have a
- 17:09Speaker 3: great day, and she's immediately on the phone calling human resources.
- 17:12Speaker 3: That's the world, right, that's the world right.
- 17:14Speaker 2: You win your charming, you lose your creepy fat you're
- 17:18Speaker 2: a loser. And Baker just acknowledging the truth that talent
- 17:22Speaker 2: and timing make people love you. Another great example in
- 17:27Speaker 2: football Brett Farv. Brett Farv was an alcoholic. He was
- 17:32Speaker 2: addicted to certain pharmaceutical drugs in Atlanta. The famous line
- 17:37Speaker 2: about Jerry Glanville trading him to Green Bay because he
- 17:41Speaker 2: had so many issues there if he'd stayed in Atlanta
- 17:44Speaker 2: with the scene there, it would not have ended well
- 17:46Speaker 2: for Brett Farvr, And so they sent him to.
- 17:47Speaker 3: Green Bay and he became a Hall of Famer.
- 17:50Speaker 2: But when Brett Farr was throwing touchdown passes, they didn't
- 17:53Speaker 2: talk about the fact he had an alcohol problem and
- 17:55Speaker 2: he had drug problems.
- 17:56Speaker 3: They loved him. They were like, this guy's the greatest
- 17:57Speaker 3: thing in the world. He's the life of the party.
- 18:00Speaker 2: If it had gone opposite, they would have torn them
- 18:02Speaker 2: apart necessarily.
- 18:02Speaker 3: Wait it. So results cover a lot of sins in anything,
- 18:07Speaker 3: like anything you do, the results.
- 18:10Speaker 2: I've worked with people on radio over the years that
- 18:12Speaker 2: were real a holes, real schmucks, bad people, but they
- 18:16Speaker 2: got ratings, and the bosses, the powers that be said, okay,
- 18:20Speaker 2: we'll put up with it. You're making the company money.
- 18:23Speaker 2: And eventually that catches up to you. And there's some
- 18:25Speaker 2: disadvantages to that lifestyle. You run fast and loose, you
- 18:28Speaker 2: burn the midnight oil and you know, burn the candle
- 18:31Speaker 2: at both ends, and eventually it comes back to bite
- 18:32Speaker 2: you and you don't get the ratings anymore.
- 18:34Speaker 3: And suddenly all.
- 18:35Speaker 2: The stuff that they put up with, they don't put
- 18:37Speaker 2: up with anyone, right, And so that's that's it. You know,
- 18:41Speaker 2: you start missing some throws again and all that.
- 18:43Speaker 3: Dog charge I want dogs for Baker Mayfield.
- 18:47Speaker 2: It all vanishes, it all goes away, and they'll go
- 18:50Speaker 2: back to calling you toxic and you know, washed up.
- 18:53Speaker 3: And that's the way it is. It is the Ben
- 18:56Speaker 3: Malor Show, that's the way.
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- 26:47Speaker 3: don't think that's good. Advice. JET i just don't think
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- 28:04Speaker 3: Glenn more than. Me how many how many hours a
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- 28:11Speaker 5: if he just like waved me.
- 28:12Speaker 4: Over right now.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Haut, yeah so you're saying that we're pretty pretty.
- 28:19Speaker 3: Loose here is what you're.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Saying he had to, go he, SAID i guess he
- 28:26Speaker 2: had to Call Glenn Glenn. Beck, yeah let's, uh let's
- 28:29Speaker 2: say allot of Hollering james In, Minneapolis minnesota had an
- 28:32Speaker 2: epic call, yesterday one of the great.
- 28:34Speaker 3: CALLS i think that's worthy Of call of The year.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Territory let's see if he's still got the gusto the
- 28:38Speaker 2: fire Hollering, james, Collaring, james a lot of, hollering making me, Ready,
- 28:46Speaker 2: james you was so you were so good. Yesterday you
- 28:49Speaker 2: got the most airtime you've ever gotten.
- 28:50Speaker 3: Yesterday it was.
- 28:51Speaker 4: SORRY i would like to hear That betty to, pay
- 28:54Speaker 4: BUT i don't know how to get that you. Too
- 28:56Speaker 4: i'm not sweart enough to now you, too what steals
- 29:00Speaker 4: THE tv and WATCHES o reruns of my three?
- 29:04Speaker 2: Sons, Now, james can you not announce publicly that you're
- 29:08Speaker 2: so stupid you don't know how to get on?
- 29:09Speaker 3: YouTube because it's not that, Hard, james it's really.
- 29:15Speaker 7: Simple teach.
- 29:16Speaker 4: Me she could teach me many. THINGS i don't.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Think she's interested in teaching you. Anything BUT i don't.
- 29:22Speaker 3: KNOW i don't want to speak for. HER i mean
- 29:23Speaker 3: she might want to teach you how to hang up, Right?
- 29:25Speaker 3: Lorena maybe, Yes i'm.
- 29:26Speaker 1: Done is right on the left side of your.
- 29:28Speaker 8: Phone, no come, on.
- 29:31Speaker 3: All, right what's on your mind? Here?
- 29:35Speaker 4: Manny where did you think about My viking's one of
- 29:38Speaker 4: one for one? Overseas they lost the first, one came
- 29:41Speaker 4: back and one second. One now they're coming home to
- 29:45Speaker 4: have a. Bye then a tough. Game, Well Philadelphia Bank.
- 29:50Speaker 4: STADIUM i love What big poppies?
- 29:53Speaker 9: Wrong and she.
- 29:56Speaker 3: Rum Big poppy or he's a Baseball what are you?
- 30:03Speaker 3: Talking what are you? Talking, no he's.
- 30:07Speaker 2: Happy Big poppy was happy about. That he was mocking The.
- 30:09Speaker 2: Yankees Big poppy hates The.
- 30:11Speaker 3: Yankees that's how do you like?
- 30:14Speaker 4: Him?
- 30:14Speaker 3: Wait, wait, Wait, james all, Right oh my.
- 30:18Speaker 2: God so you think one of the great clutch hitters
- 30:21Speaker 2: in baseball history for The Boston Red sox likes The.
- 30:23Speaker 3: YANKEES i don't know What's David, Ortiz, So, james in
- 30:30Speaker 3: this phone, call you have announced now we're on six
- 30:33Speaker 3: hundred plus radio.
- 30:34Speaker 2: Stations we're on an international platform On, iHeart which has
- 30:37Speaker 2: heard all over the. World you have just on satellite
- 30:39Speaker 2: radio On SIRIUS. Xm you've just now announced to the
- 30:43Speaker 2: entire World, james you don't know how to get on,
- 30:45Speaker 2: YouTube and That David ortiz is A yankee. Fan would
- 30:50Speaker 2: you would you like one more? Great do you have
- 30:52Speaker 2: one more hot? TAKE i don't know how you can
- 30:54Speaker 2: top that one more hot?
- 30:55Speaker 4: TAKE i had a watch outs For Anthony edwards for
- 31:02Speaker 4: a shire or some of them young, rookies honest.
- 31:04Speaker 2: Team, okay you JUST i feel like that's a repeat.
- 31:09Speaker 3: Take you're you're taking a take from someone, Else you're
- 31:12Speaker 3: repeating the.
- 31:12Speaker 2: Take i'm a real old g that's, original, Man LIKE
- 31:18Speaker 2: i met you.
- 31:19Speaker 4: At The mermaid And i'll never forget that.
- 31:21Speaker 2: MOMENT i know it's the greatest moment and really the
- 31:24Speaker 2: history of. Humanity people talk about great moments at the,
- 31:26Speaker 2: time meeting.
- 31:27Speaker 4: Me at that, MOMENT i look time out for you
- 31:32Speaker 4: and you meeted. ME i didn't even walk back to our.
- 31:35Speaker 3: Table YES i.
- 31:37Speaker 2: Did it's what a, night my, god game changing that that.
- 31:42Speaker 4: Light remember when you keet Him. MINNESOTA i get the
- 31:45Speaker 4: Story state Super polward giving you a.
- 31:49Speaker 3: Ticket well there were. Two there were two wild things
- 31:51Speaker 3: AND i had a great. TIME i Loved. Minsota it was.
- 31:53Speaker 3: Beautiful BECAUSE i was there during the. SUMMER i thought
- 31:55Speaker 3: it was just.
- 31:56Speaker 2: Great but there were two things In minnesota that were
- 31:58Speaker 2: funny about that. Trip meeting, you getting speeding ticket and
- 32:01Speaker 2: then pulling up to The mermaid and having my name
- 32:03Speaker 2: on the marquee.
- 32:04Speaker 3: There that a big.
- 32:05Speaker 2: Deal and THEN i just got a speeding ticket by
- 32:07Speaker 2: a police officer.
- 32:08Speaker 3: THAT i think was sixteen years.
- 32:09Speaker 2: Old, also just kind of cruising Around, minnesota and at that,
- 32:14Speaker 2: TIME i was, LIKE i told MY i, said, LISTEN
- 32:15Speaker 2: i just kind of want to avoid that area where
- 32:18Speaker 2: The George floyd thing. Happened you, know there's probably a
- 32:20Speaker 2: lot of stuff going on. There we don't want to
- 32:21Speaker 2: go down in that area BECAUSE i don't want to
- 32:23Speaker 2: get in. Trouble so of course we're just driving around,
- 32:25Speaker 2: randomly and we dove right through the intersection right by
- 32:28Speaker 2: that little store or whatever.
- 32:30Speaker 1: That, no we're going straight to.
- 32:33Speaker 3: IT i told MY i, said what are you? DOING
- 32:34Speaker 3: i didn't know where it.
- 32:35Speaker 2: WAS i, SAID i know, you but you, anyway all,
- 32:37Speaker 2: RIGHT i gotta, Go, james thank, you all, right go.
- 32:40Speaker 3: Away it's, hollering, Hollering. James right. There it is The
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- 34:40Speaker 3: One Hi rob and the three two One a's In florida.
- 34:43Speaker 10: Coop he wants to, Know, ben what is the most
- 34:45Speaker 10: memorable game you attended that you still tell friends.
- 34:47Speaker 2: About, Uh, well the game for me it Was i'm
- 34:52Speaker 2: gonna date, Myself but it Was game seven of The
- 34:56Speaker 2: World series between The marlins and The, indians two TEAMS
- 34:59Speaker 2: i didn't care, about but it was it went extra
- 35:01Speaker 2: innings in game. Seven it was like the Coolest i've
- 35:03Speaker 2: never been to A World series, Before so that was
- 35:06Speaker 2: that was absolutely bananas for, me because you, know it
- 35:10Speaker 2: was the first, time you, Know i'd done something like.
- 35:12Speaker 2: That But i've been to some really good football games
- 35:14Speaker 2: over the. Years but that's that's the one that pops
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- 35:17Speaker 3: Now what's, Next? Goop what do we?
- 35:18Speaker 4: Have all?
- 35:19Speaker 10: Right this, ONE i imagine is probably just For lorena AND. I, okay.
- 35:26Speaker 8: Would like to Know i've.
- 35:27Speaker 10: MET i would like to know at what age did
- 35:29Speaker 10: you finally discover That santa doesn't?
- 35:31Speaker 3: EXIST i learned That Honikah harry doesn't exist WHEN i was?
- 35:37Speaker 3: Eight is that is?
- 35:38Speaker 8: That is that a? Thing Hanka? Harry that sounds?
- 35:41Speaker 11: SCARY i feel like he would be like that scary
- 35:44Speaker 11: hairy guy who breaks.
- 35:45Speaker 3: Up it was a it was a like A Saturday
- 35:47Speaker 3: Night live. Skit.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Year.
- 35:49Speaker 3: Uh now we have we have the The, jews have
- 35:54Speaker 3: the mench on the. Bench that's what we've. Got, oh that's,
- 35:57Speaker 3: Right you've got el the elf on the. Shelf we've
- 35:59Speaker 3: got to mention on the.
- 36:00Speaker 11: Bench go, Ahead, Lorena i'm as far As i'm Concerned Santa.
- 36:03Speaker 11: Israel so you, guys just, okay that is, true Coul, COOPER.
- 36:07Speaker 1: I Play santa every. Year what are you talking? About
- 36:09Speaker 1: someone has to be.
- 36:11Speaker 10: S, YEAH i.
- 36:14Speaker 8: GUESS i guess you have plenty Of. Santas and there
- 36:16Speaker 8: is this.
- 36:16Speaker 1: Man who's LAP i said on at them all every year.
- 36:18Speaker 3: Too who do you think he?
- 36:20Speaker 1: Is some random, guy some. Creeper, no his name Is.
- 36:23Speaker 2: Santa the lesson of, That coop, is if you're a
- 36:26Speaker 2: good looking, Woman sanna never. Ends if you're a, fat
- 36:32Speaker 2: middle aged, Man santa.
- 36:33Speaker 3: Ended a long time. Ago oh, yeah go, Ahead.
- 36:35Speaker 8: Coop, YEAH i THINK i was like, twelve maybe eleven.
- 36:39Speaker 8: TWELVE i feel mad for.
- 36:40Speaker 1: You the magic is.
- 36:41Speaker 3: Dead, yeah well find other. MAGIC i guess what's next?
- 36:47Speaker 3: Year cooper's ask. Man your questions are answers for the
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- 36:57Speaker 8: Hi fergie wants to know how many pets do you?
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- 37:07Speaker 2: move him to a second. Home But moxie is my.
- 37:10Speaker 2: Dog moxy helps me write The mallor. Monologues she's with
- 37:13Speaker 2: me pretty much every, night and her, job and she's my.
- 37:15Speaker 2: Assistant her job is to fart While she lays on my.
- 37:18Speaker 2: Legs that's her, job.
- 37:19Speaker 3: And she's really good at. That and she.
- 37:22Speaker 2: Knows she does not. Move she's the laziest Creature i've
- 37:25Speaker 2: ever met in my. Life she's so. Lazy WHEN i
- 37:28Speaker 2: walk into the room AFTER i get home from the radio,
- 37:31Speaker 2: station she doesn't even move her. Body she'll maybe move her,
- 37:35Speaker 2: eyeballs but that's.
- 37:36Speaker 3: It it's. Fascinating that's not a garden. Dog well she.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Looks, intimidating but, yeah if you really want to get
- 37:46Speaker 2: her fired, up, though turn the vacuum. On she attacks the.
- 37:48Speaker 2: Vacuum she thinks the vacuum is a demon and she.
- 37:52Speaker 2: Attacked other than, that what about your ani?
- 37:54Speaker 1: Pets, no not to live with.
- 37:56Speaker 3: Me, no that's something that you might, date all, Right.
- 38:01Speaker 10: COOP i have two, cats Two penny And, piper and
- 38:07Speaker 10: they don't like.
- 38:08Speaker 3: Me Oh i've never met. That, yeah it's. Interesting they
- 38:15Speaker 3: well that's. Cats what's? Cats? Do they? Hissed it was
- 38:19Speaker 3: one everyone knows that.
- 38:20Speaker 10: Anyway moving, On, yes we have a question From Cowboy killer.
- 38:25Speaker 3: Here Hi Cowboy, Killer uh.
- 38:28Speaker 8: Do you reverse in a parking? Space and WHY.
- 38:32Speaker 2: I always try to back in to make a quick?
- 38:34Speaker 2: Getaway in, fact as an. Adult you're supposed to do
- 38:38Speaker 2: that because if there's a stressful, situation it's proven and
- 38:43Speaker 2: you're going to be so flustered backing up you might hit.
- 38:45Speaker 3: Something but if you park backing, in you're. Good you're
- 38:49Speaker 3: good to. Go you always have to be. Prepared oh, wow,
- 38:53Speaker 3: yeah that's an.
- 38:54Speaker 11: IDEA i was actually watching this video the other day
- 38:57Speaker 11: about this guy and there was a big mudslide here
- 38:59Speaker 11: In california and his truck was parked and he tried
- 39:01Speaker 11: to back his truck, up but he actually backed it
- 39:03Speaker 11: up into the mud slide instead of away from the.
- 39:05Speaker 2: Mudd, no it's serious in a stressful situation getting out of.
- 39:09Speaker 2: It like if there's a disaster or something you gotta
- 39:10Speaker 2: get out at a, dodge you got to back. In
- 39:12Speaker 2: and the other thing is AND i, ALSO i complain
- 39:15Speaker 2: to my wife all the, time you always got to
- 39:17Speaker 2: leave at least have to take a.
- 39:18Speaker 3: Gas same.
- 39:19Speaker 2: Reason if there's a disaster and you got to get
- 39:21Speaker 2: out of dodge and you don't have any, gas you're.
- 39:24Speaker 3: Poort Oh i'm really really bad at. That it's a.
- 39:27Speaker 3: Problem you got to do. It i'm telling. You you,
- 39:29Speaker 3: know some something bad, happens you got to get out of,
- 39:31Speaker 3: there you, know around, here if there's an earthquake or,
- 39:34Speaker 3: something you got to get on the road and you're you.
- 39:35Speaker 2: Know.
- 39:36Speaker 11: YEAH i don't usually back, in BUT i do feel
- 39:38Speaker 11: fancy WHEN i.
- 39:39Speaker 6: Do.
- 39:40Speaker 2: YEAH i love the FACT i started driving there were
- 39:42Speaker 2: no backup, cameras AND i feel Like i'm cheating WHEN
- 39:44Speaker 2: i have a backup.
- 39:45Speaker 3: Camera so it's kind of really.
- 39:46Speaker 10: COOL i feel like it's, easy so, easy, cool H
- 39:49Speaker 10: i do it, sometimes mix it.
- 39:52Speaker 3: Up, yeah, yeah all, right what is?
- 39:53Speaker 2: Next it's Ask? Ben your questions are. Answers if you
- 39:56Speaker 2: like this, segment it's every week and we do something
- 39:59Speaker 2: on people have a cue of ripping this off on
- 40:01Speaker 2: The Fifth hour.
- 40:01Speaker 3: Mailback it is totally different Than. AskMen, yeah it's totally
- 40:05Speaker 3: different than.
- 40:05Speaker 2: Nasmen but if you love The Fifth hour, podcast we
- 40:07Speaker 2: do something On, sunday which is not like this at.
- 40:09Speaker 3: All what's next? Year?
- 40:10Speaker 10: Cool donkey? Sausage, Hi, donkey would like to know what's
- 40:14Speaker 10: Your Halloween Friday night plans this?
- 40:16Speaker 2: Year, Yeah so it's kind of. Cool we don't have
- 40:20Speaker 2: to do the radio Show friday. Night So i'll probably
- 40:22Speaker 2: record a podcast in the morning and THEN i Think
- 40:25Speaker 2: i'm gonna go see my niece and nephew their little,
- 40:27Speaker 2: kiddies And Uncle benny will watch them trick or Treat
- 40:31Speaker 2: and so that's my tentative plan at this.
- 40:34Speaker 3: Point what about, You. LORRAINE i will.
- 40:36Speaker 1: Be at The Boogie bash'll You Boogie Bash?
- 40:38Speaker 11: Disneyland oh, yeah and Then i'll be staying in The
- 40:42Speaker 11: Grand california that.
- 40:43Speaker 3: Night look at.
- 40:45Speaker 1: YOU i know it's gonna be a good.
- 40:46Speaker 3: Night is that a special event or something like that
- 40:48Speaker 3: kind Of.
- 40:49Speaker 11: Yeah two hundred dollars special ticket for the event and then,
- 40:52Speaker 11: yeah super. Fun i'll get all the candy And i'll
- 40:54Speaker 11: bring it into the studio and share with you.
- 40:55Speaker 8: Guys oh, well thank.
- 40:57Speaker 3: You what about, you?
- 40:58Speaker 10: COOL i will be In Las, vegas the Bar Last,
- 41:02Speaker 10: VEGAS i think SPECIFICALLY i will Be Fremont.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Street oh hopefully you don't get shanked, there and, uh you,
- 41:11Speaker 2: know