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- 0:01welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
- 0:08bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis
- 0:14Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra multiple nerdgasm your guide to
- 0:21All Things
- 0:26nerdy L do you remember back a couple of years ago when civilization 5 came out I
- 0:32do yes and remember how I got a little bit obsessed with it and played 300 near
- 0:38consecutive hours of it yes yeah I know that six has recently come out have you
- 0:43picked that up yet yeah yeah I have you have I have look I haven't played a
- 0:48whole lot of it I only picked it up last y but uh you know this could be bad this
- 0:53could be bad for me well I know even with five I played it once that game
- 0:58took me like 12 hours and that was just sitting there yeah and because that game
- 1:02there's something about it's just a one more turn yes that's the curse of it
- 1:07right you can save the game and come back but y you can I've never gone back
- 1:11to a safe game no no you don't I I've done a couple of campaigns where I've um
- 1:17restored off of saved games to uh keep a same going over multiple days but mostly
- 1:22if I can't start and finish one in one sitting I'll I'll abandon it and start
- 1:25again cuz yeah by the time you get back to it you don't remember where you are
- 1:28what you're up to but tell me what's six like look six so far hasn't captivated
- 1:34me I'll admit that okay in the way that five did it's it's got a few more steps
- 1:38to do every time which is fine once I get my head around those I'll be happy
- 1:43to also work in diplomacy into my kind of step-by-step gameplay that's all fine
- 1:48what I don't like about it is that it's very cartoony yes I have heard this it's
- 1:54uh Civ 5 kind of had this real serious kind of tone to it whereas this looks
- 1:59like characters and I don't know why they've made that decision um no I I
- 2:04don't know cuz I have seen it it does look a bit cartoony to what it has been
- 2:07in the past could it just be I know they've got a rule when they're creating
- 2:11Civ games that they've got like a 33% rule 33% of what 33% of the game has to
- 2:16be the same right 33% has to be like
- 2:20tweaks and 33% has to be new okay okay that's interesting a good philosophy
- 2:26that's why it's instead of just releasing the same game yeah every time
- 2:30maybe this time they couldn't work out what was new for the 33% so let's make
- 2:34it cartoon yeah it just takes away I don't know look I probably I'll be the
- 2:39first to admit that I take playing Civ a bit too seriously right like for a game
- 2:46that's not in any way an RPG I play it like an RPG mhm you know what I mean so
- 2:51y look it's probably just me wanting it to be a bit more serious cuz I project a
- 2:56lot of seriousness onto it but uh yeah just not really enjoying the jokey
- 3:01characters mind you I'm fairly certain that this is Sean Bean doing the voice
- 3:05over okay but how can you take it serious like Gandhi is the most vicious
- 3:10person in that game yeah man you come up against Gandhi he's all about the
- 3:17nukes yeah yeah it is funny how they do that I I do wish that's you've actually
- 3:22highlighted one of my not problems with Civ but something that I I guess makes
- 3:26Civ interesting but also takes away the ability to play it real hardcore which
- 3:32is like that you can start off being Gandhi or you can be America for example
- 3:36you can be the United States of America you still start off in the Stone Age
- 3:40whereas I I want to only be able to play civilizations that are existing at that
- 3:47time and I want them to evolve over time in the right way you know what I mean so
- 3:51like if I'm the Babylonians in the neith era then I I want to you know I want to
- 3:56be the Ottomans by the time I get to the Middle Ages you know what
- 4:00y I think this is you just trying to bring more into the game than there ever will
- 4:04be yes correct I I can't help with
- 4:08that no it's all it's all in my head here's something else I can't help with
- 4:13M Final Fantasy 15 sure it's been it's comes out next week and I know some of
- 4:18our listeners are looking forward to it but it's been released early in a few
- 4:21other parts of the world people are complaining about getting
- 4:25spoilers right the problem I have with these people they were watching it live
- 4:31on Twitch all right well there's your problem like it's not that's not
- 4:35stumbling across a news story and reading a bit too far or catching a
- 4:38picture that's you're watching it you know what you're doing yeah that's not
- 4:42like Game of Thrones where everyone's updated their status to blood fr the Red
- 4:46Wedding yeah that's like that's that's seriously avoidable stuff right there
- 4:51yeah and I think that's why like you know how I don't really care about
- 4:54spoilers yeah I don't actually come across many spoilers either well I think
- 4:58it's not that you don't care about them your exact words to me last time were I
- 5:02don't believe in spoilers y well it's true like you're still going to go in
- 5:06and ex where you experience might be completely different to however everyone
- 5:09else does yep that's true too there there are movies I know out there that
- 5:13people hated that I loved yep yeah I encounter that on a daily basis
- 5:19Luke Hudson Hawk I still think is a great movie oh Hudson Hawk is a great
- 5:23movie but so many people don't like it mate Hudson Hawk is such an original
- 5:27idea for that kind of wacky crime moveie y singing show tunes of varing lengths
- 5:33so that he knows how long he has to Burg a house that's brilli y they need to
- 5:38make a sequel to that I read a fact yeah they should do a sequel to that and they
- 5:42should do it now like Hollywood's listening to us yeah that's true Hudson
- 5:46Hawk write it down yep you know how he has a latte no not a latte a cappuccino
- 5:52yes a one thing he wants yeah yeah he wants his cappuccino right apparently
- 5:57the writer of that discovered the cappuccino while he was in Europe and
- 6:01this is the first reference in any American movie or TV show to a
- 6:05cappuccino that can't be true can it I read that it was and that that
- 6:09cappuccinos became popular after that but before then no mention of cappuccino
- 6:14I'm not putting this out there as a fact I'm putting this out there as something
- 6:16I read on the internet yeah so if you want to take it as fact you can research
- 6:21it but we're just telling you what Dan that's right and if you want to
- 6:23criticize me you can come back and say your sources are wrong I don't want
- 6:26people coming back going you swar to me that the Cuna was invented in
- 6:321985 sources are always something we might have read somewhere on the
- 6:36internet in my case I might have dreamt it yeah that's right quite often we
- 6:40report on news that Luke's dream speaking of which Luke and I don't want
- 6:45to jump too quickly through our topics today but there's there's a headline
- 6:48here that I swear must have come right out of one of your
- 6:51dreams yeah which is Trump's victory has encouraged the rock to run for president
- 6:58oh my God I I I if this happens if he officially announces I'm going to move to America
- 7:04I'm going to start getting my paperwork so I can vote for him yeah yeah The Rock
- 7:09Johnson The Rock want to be our next celebrity president and People magazine
- 7:13is determined to make this The New Normal I I could see him as president
- 7:18yeah same I can see him being the kind of president that you get from uh the
- 7:23movies like Independence Day you know Y where he just comes up and rils everyone
- 7:28up but in a good good way yeah not against people just bring everyone
- 7:33together yeah yeah and he's not going to take any [ __ ] no no he's not someone
- 7:39you're going to want to piss off exactly so has he said he's going to do this or
- 7:43is people saying he came out and said something along the lines of well if
- 7:48Trump can be president anyone can even I could and the world has just jumped on
- 7:53that okay so in 2020 we're going to have the rock going against Kanye West oh my
- 8:00God yeah yeah that's the world we live in now it's scary cuz it could actually
- 8:05happen and it's scary probably West would win somehow yeah or he probably
- 8:11wouldn't but we'd never hear the end of it yeah you just rock would be coming up
- 8:16to do his first speech and Kanye would just run upstage look I'm going to let
- 8:19you finish but I just going to say this yeah that's right Beyonce had the
- 8:23best presidential campaign of all time y'all of all time okay so
- 8:30I could I don't think he actually would I think he's I see what he's saying like
- 8:34yep like if he could anyone can I could but I I think he's too sensible to do it
- 8:39yeah I think so too but here's the thing America now has a president endorsed by
- 8:45the Klux Clan right I'm not going down this path looke don't worry I'm just
- 8:49saying like no it's going a bit weird right well it's sort of funny because
- 8:55the way I think Trump did it he's he sort of played it everyone sort of be in
- 9:00the back of their head and now he's actually won he's yeah no that's not
- 9:03true no be nice to each other no Hillary's a nice person we're not going
- 9:07to go after her like he's just Backtrack on everything he said he's just saying
- 9:11stuff to get elected well I mean that's that's the that's the whole problem with
- 9:17with the way that presidential campaigns not just in America but all over the
- 9:21world are run now it's it's basically get elected at any cost well here's
- 9:25something I found actually quite funny with Australian advertising laws yeah in
- 9:30Australia you can't advertise something that's wrong sure like if you know what
- 9:34wrong it's can't but if you're running for an election mhm you don't have to it
- 9:38doesn't have to be true it just has to be said by someone yeah right do know
- 9:42how at the end of all of our president uh election ads it's always said by such
- 9:48and such from me spoken by Luke alerson from the aop camera yep the reason they
- 9:51say that is because someone just has to say it doesn't mean it has to be true
- 9:54what they said but that person said it so it's true that they said it yes but
- 9:59what they're saying may not be true yeah but if I was advertising the new
- 10:04PlayStation and I went this will run Xbox games and PC games and you'll never
- 10:09have to replace it ever that would be wrong you to get in trouble for that
- 10:12okay what if this what if you came out and and made wild claims about the
- 10:16PlayStation and then over the end little blur it said um spoken by Luke olon CA
- 10:20no because it's not part of an political campaign
- 10:23at it's weird yeah that's weird that is weird it's weird that they change the
- 10:30law to allow that kind of thing you would think that there'd be laws to
- 10:33protect against that kind of thing yeah like if you're coming out say something
- 10:36like it's the truth but well maybe what that person's saying they believe is to
- 10:41be the truth but I don't know it's weird yeah have you seen uh Microsoft has to
- 10:47come out with a little bit of an apology do they yes they sent an email out and
- 10:53people sort of perceived it as a bit of a racial slur oh God what did they do
- 10:58you can see where it's I can actually understand it they were sending
- 11:03out not the fact they said a racial slur but I could understand where it came
- 11:07from yeah they're sending out an email about the new game coming out at
- 11:11Christmas Dead Rising 4 mhm and in the title they wanted to make it a zombie
- 11:17noise yeah so they went
- 11:19n yeah which they spelled nnn n g g g h
- 11:26h h a a a a yeah and some people sort of
- 11:31went what the hell and thought they may have been uh using some very
- 11:37inappropriate language yeah there's um
- 11:41there's a word isn't there for is a linguistical term for words that are still
- 11:47recognizable even with the vowels taken out and somebody smarter than me can
- 11:52write in or my dad will text me and say he's disappointed that I don't know it
- 11:57but I know what you're talking about cuz you see it on like Facebook and stuff
- 12:00where people got you can read this and it is missing all that but your brain
- 12:03just puts it all together yeah that's right so um so with that phenomenon in
- 12:09mind basically people just got a bunch of emails from Xbox saying uh Dead Rising 4 is out
- 12:15[Music] [ __ ] pretty much but you can sort of
- 12:21understand like you just I could to write something that's bit zombie no
- 12:26yeah that yeah and then just hit send they couldn't have going with
- 12:30brains zombies can't speak English that's just limited to single words like
- 12:34brains not in not uh Dead Rising zombies yeah I've never actually played Dead
- 12:39Rising really yeah I don't think I have it's gotten sillier over the years it
- 12:44was always a bit out there dead is dead rising [ __ ] I can't even honestly and I
- 12:49I know I've gone on a rant about zombie games before because I used to love
- 12:53zombie games but there are too many of them now I can't even remember which
- 12:55ones I've played no it was left for dead that I loved that I was playing Dead
- 12:59Rising I don't think I've ever played that the yeah the Left for Dead is sort
- 13:03of the multiplayer one where you play with like four players yeah run whereas
- 13:07Dead Rising is a single player where you just run around surviving and killing
- 13:11zombies and building ridiculous weapons okay well you know that does sound fun
- 13:16I'm not going to deny that that does sound very fun but it just wasn't on my
- 13:19radar because I don't know I think I played enough Resident Evil back in the
- 13:23day but I'm not really going out looking for more of that no I can understand
- 13:27that although I'm actually I I haven't played a Resident Evil game in a long
- 13:30time but I might be picking up the next one oh really it looks completely
- 13:36different from Resident Evil games in what way actually first person oh okay
- 13:42interesting but I love the Resident Evil games I I would if they brought out a
- 13:46new one that that looked like it could be really good I would 100% play it see
- 13:52they started off like res Evil 1 was it was good the acting was terrible yeah
- 13:59two was a great game and then four was brilliant and then it just went down
- 14:04yeah six was just atrocious but I think they're just completely Reinventing it
- 14:09now well that's what they do now isn't it yes don't create new things you just
- 14:14reinvent you can't blame him at SS yeah absolutely I mean I just bought I bought
- 14:20Skyrim again you know what I mean yeah I have that already yep you could have
- 14:24just gone back and played that again it's not even a new game I bought the
- 14:26game again I I don't need to tell you this you buy games multiple times
- 14:31constantly um I just brought the Witcher 3 again why you bought the PC version
- 14:37now nope they have on the Xbox one I now own two copies of The Witcher right
- 14:42because the Game of the Year edition of The Witcher has new achievements ah new
- 14:48achievements see they know how to get you man yep I'm bad for it I know I have
- 14:52a problem but I'm okay with it I'll come to terms yeah yeah the first step is
- 14:58realizing that you have a problem yep and then just doing nothing about that
- 15:02problem yeah that's not affecting me doesn't ruin my life no I don't think no
- 15:08you work hard for your money you got to spend it on something yeah like if I
- 15:12didn't have this addiction why would I go to work exactly should a man not be
- 15:16entitled to the sweat of his brow exactly fantasy never played a final
- 15:22fantasy we've talked about this before nobody cares but yeah I've I've never
- 15:27played one I've never played a Zelda a final fantasy or a Pokemon game up until
- 15:32Pokémon go and you played that for what a week a weekend weekend yep see I've
- 15:38played I've finished quite a few Final
- 15:40Fantasy games like 3 7 10 13 um I've
- 15:46skipped all the online ones CU M I don't like playing with people online
- 15:51yeah just don't care for it I played Kingdom Hearts which uh kind of a final
- 15:57fantasy h thing is you need to commit a lot of time to it yeah sure and it's not like
- 16:03um with Skyrim I think and even for that you can sort of drop out for a while and
- 16:08then come back into it and then you sort of know what you're doing but offense
- 16:12you can't do that I don't find yeah sure it's very much a story especially where
- 16:16it is now half of its movie yeah right yeah I swear Final Fantasy 13 I justed
- 16:21hit a every now and again and watch the movie right so it's like Metal Gear
- 16:25Solid yeah very much so I will say this though I'm I'm enjoying Skyrim playing
- 16:32it now and you know last week I had a bit of a winge that I didn't feel it was
- 16:38remastered enough yep I I I I think you were right L I think it's just that I I
- 16:44remember things being better than they actually were at the time yeah because
- 16:48this does have some nice texturing and stuff that I recognize as being new now
- 16:51and I think it's just the when they show the comparison videos they show the
- 16:54worst shots of the 360 version and the best shots of the Xbox One version yep
- 17:00you know cuz sometimes it will be a Sunset and I'll be like oh okay well
- 17:03[ __ ] spectacular what you remember is completely like gold and eye on the
- 17:07Nintendo 64 I remember when that came out it's the most beautiful game ever
- 17:11yeah that's piece of [ __ ] yeah right yeah exactly even Halo when Halo came
- 17:17out on the Xbox that was a great game when they re-released it and they had
- 17:22like the old you could switch between like the new graphics and the old
- 17:25Graphics it's sort of yeah it's not what you remember the Maps were just like
- 17:30he's a gray wall and that was it and that's he thought was amazing was that a
- 17:34feature could you really switch back and forth in game yep oh that' be great see
- 17:39that the Halo 1 and Halo 2 remasters was just yeah so all the brand new great
- 17:43looking graphics and then this is what you used to play and thought was good
- 17:46yeah see that's what I want on this to occasionally remind myself just how good
- 17:49I've got it now y yeah that's interesting quite a bit of the Halos get
- 17:56obsess with the Halos as you guys did well that's funny like I do like the
- 18:01games but I like the story more which I know I've said before but I like the
- 18:05universe Microsoft get into movies make a Halo movie they've tried man they've
- 18:09tried just I don't know what keeps going wrong yeah I don't know like it's a
- 18:13great story and even the first movie wouldn't be that expensive yeah cuz the
- 18:19first movie He's not in the outfit right oh really it's all about no no the first
- 18:26movie would be about kidnapping six-year-olds oh sure yeah and then
- 18:31training them to become Spartans and kick asss yeah yeah right well it's a
- 18:37very [ __ ] up story I did watch Ford under Dawn and that was [ __ ] amazing yeah I
- 18:43just don't know why they can't get like a more mainstream like a a Hollywood release
- 18:50why not it's yeah and then they come out with something like uh the Warcraft
- 18:55movie which I didn't even bother seeing did you I haven't seen I've just heard
- 18:59terrible things about it and it looked awful it looked I saw the trailer and
- 19:03the trailer looked terrible yeah yeah I'll say the Assassin's Creed movie
- 19:08looks like it might be good but I I don't want to hold my
- 19:13breath no like it's there aren't really
- 19:16a lot of good yeah game movies the first
- 19:21Resident Evil was a great oh yeah movie I I'm purposely not seeing that ever
- 19:27again because I don't want to ruin my memory of that movie cuz my memory of
- 19:32that movie is very very positive that was I still think a great M then they kept
- 19:37going yeah and I think there's what six of them now oh my God the second one was
- 19:42awful like straight away it wasn't like a like a decline like with the Rocky
- 19:46movies no de terrible and then the third one I remember watching the start of it
- 19:51and there was a desert and they were postapocalyptic world with driving
- 19:56trucks and I just went n done so I don't know what's happening in it now speaking
- 20:01of post-apocalyptic truck movies right mhm you watch Mad Max Fury Road right no
- 20:06I haven't you still haven't watched it should watch it man it's good it's a
- 20:10good movie I want to watch it there's the black and white version of it I want
- 20:14to watch yeah and Dr George says that's the version he wants you to watch too
- 20:18really yeah he said I would have done this in black and white if the studio
- 20:21had let me um you know I tried to make it quite monochromatic anyway um but now
- 20:26that I can do the Blu-ray and I can do what I want it's in black and white and
- 20:30that's the real movie that will be the way I'll watch it then yeah yeah I can't
- 20:33wait to see it again too there is a Chinese Mad Max knockoff movie coming
- 20:38out called mad Sheila and mad Sheila that sounds Australian yeah well they've
- 20:44tried to make it Australian it is the Chinese doing a Mad Max movie but Mad
- 20:49Max is a chick and it basically looks like Fury Road um I think I want to see
- 20:55that too yeah yeah there's a full trailer out for it so I'll uh I'll put
- 20:59the link in the show notes yep do we know if they're making a new man Max yet
- 21:05uh there was talk of it but I don't know if anything was confirmed actually yeah
- 21:11I really hope that they don't make it a direct sequel cuz none of the Mad Max movies
- 21:16have been a sequel ever no that's right which is kind of what's made it good
- 21:20with this it's just a mythology yeah like it's just people
- 21:24sitting around the the campfire telling a story and there's just a guy Max in it
- 21:29yeah that's right who may or may not be a real person even yep and so I really
- 21:35want them to if they do make a SLE they need to stick with that I think that's
- 21:38what makes it work yeah I agree the problem is that um furiosa was so
- 21:44popular a character in Fury Road that I worry they're going to want the next one
- 21:49to be a direct sequel so that she can be it again because that's how Hollywood
- 21:54works yeah and I do understand as well cuz that's how you make and it's called
- 22:00Show Business not show art mhm I don't like art
- 22:07movies I saw one last night that you would have hated I went when I was in New York I
- 22:12went to the Met yeah right I don't get
- 22:17up yeah just fair enough don't understand it that's a contemporary art gallery
- 22:23though right cuz I explain Contemporary Art to me it's it's not just pretty
- 22:27paintings it's all weird stuff that you've got to know the symbolism they
- 22:30were like big children's play blocks yeah yeah and that was a display and I
- 22:35went that's just children's play Blocks made bigger I'm convinced that the art
- 22:41movement is a conspiracy against us to
- 22:46keep seeing what we as a society will accept under the blanket term of art
- 22:51because it used to be that you had to be [ __ ] Michelangelo standard right
- 22:56paint in paint or sculpt in complete realism and everyone's like yeah this is
- 23:01good art dude well done and now you can put children's blocks in a gallery and
- 23:07the gallery itself somehow transmute the concept of art into whatever you put on
- 23:13there I can beat this go I was reading somewhere I forget where I was reading
- 23:17it so this is back to our maybe true maybe not Dre dream y that uh there was
- 23:23a uh Museum was having a competition yeah so everyone's submitting things one
- 23:29of the artists got the people the genitors to sweep up all
- 23:34the rubbish in the area yeah for for a few weeks f it all into one area and
- 23:39that was his display just the rubbish that was there anyway and he
- 23:44won like it's he didn't do anything no no exactly right that's not
- 23:51art except it is and that's infuriating I'm on your side ly I'm on your side I
- 23:57do like paintings and stuff but I just yeah I yeah I'm I'm never going to a
- 24:04museum again it's pretty much moral story done tried it once wasn't for
- 24:10me I tried art I didn't understand it dicted pornography it's so much easier
- 24:17you want to talk about the woman who swapped sex for tacos okay nachos
- 24:22actually swap just try to um she never
- 24:26got her nachos is the uh the kind of was she trying to give the nachos for sex no
- 24:33she she was trying to solicit sex for
- 24:37cash and nachos she said uh it was an and or an all yeah it cost no no no and
- 24:44it costs this much but I'm also quite hungry so you do have to drive me to a
- 24:49naos place after this and and get me ma nachos and it was there that uh that she
- 24:55and her John were apprehended arrested that was just a date yeah see
- 25:01that's what you could have argued right H look what why are you taking you to
- 25:06prostitute would I really take my prostitute to get nachos no we're on a date
- 25:12obviously yeah this this dirty Street walking slapper and I are on a date
- 25:17currently yep at Taco Bell you'd have to try it wouldn't you
- 25:22yeah you would have to try have we talked about the conundrum with a kind
- 25:26of paradox on this podcast before how in certain States of America prostitution
- 25:31is illegal but pornography is legal so if you have sex with a prostitute you
- 25:35can be arrested unless you film it in which case you're not breaking any laws
- 25:39that can't be true cuz you can pay someone to have sex with you on camera
- 25:43you just can't pay someone to have sex with you for no reason did I have to
- 25:46have a license to film porn though well I think laws are changing now because I
- 25:51think I was reading that there's oh no
- 25:55they've introduced condom laws in C which means you can't shoot any
- 26:01pornography without a condom yeah that's why the porn industry sort of left
- 26:05California went to Florida Florida right they shoot it all in Miami now yeah cuz
- 26:10yeah and that'll just continue to happen keep moving it around yep no one wants
- 26:16condoms all right you keep your own personal politics out of this L hey no
- 26:20no I'm all for porn mhm because porn will get us
- 26:25VR yeah true cuz it happened with VHS
- 26:29and beta Max happened Blu-ray and HD DVD
- 26:33yep and now porn have now jumped onto VR
- 26:37as well yes they have so that will be pushing that forward a lot cuz there's
- 26:42nothing on VR at the moment no true but once there's a home video market for it
- 26:47people start just putting all sorts of content on yep yeah it's funny how like
- 26:52everyone's s of very hush hush about porn and it's been happening for years
- 26:57but then it drives the market so much yeah so true in fact did you read this
- 27:02article about the uh the virtual
- 27:06[ __ ] no okay so you've heard perhaps
- 27:10of uh Camp porn right where you uh you
- 27:16watch somebody live on their webcam uh you interact with them in real time you
- 27:21give them money and suggestions let's
- 27:25say y uh they your for your do there's now a device
- 27:32that uh allows you to get a virtual blow
- 27:35job from your cam artist you both need a
- 27:39part of it so uh you kind of have to have the hardware and the software and
- 27:45um so you you log in you choose your
- 27:48your person and uh you slip you slip
- 27:52your half of the uh device over yourself
- 27:56specifically the penis yep and um and
- 28:00then your uh your cam model poates the
- 28:03uh the object that she has and uh based on the sensations she's causing uh you
- 28:09feel it that's a pretty cool device yeah so you know just kind of gives you sense
- 28:16of realism she can ease
- 28:18you back off go for it you feel it all
- 28:24there'd be a cheaper version wouldn't you where you could just hit play on
- 28:27another video and it just does it for you without having to pay them extra
- 28:31money yes so that happens too so um you can you can experience it live or you
- 28:35can um you can roll a prepaid pre
- 28:39pre-recorded clip um and the data is then you going to have to think this is
- 28:44something else that she's done for someone else yeah that's right so you're
- 28:48getting someone else's [ __ ] yeah oh yeah yeah that's like getting two
- 28:52[ __ ] and going and giving one to a friend but the uh I think what we'll end
- 28:58up happening more often than not is rather than paying for someone else's
- 29:01blow job as many people as they want can pay for a generic blow
- 29:05job I need to where's this device I want to see it uh yeah there's a picture of
- 29:10hers yeah I think it's hers I would assume so unless that's just a uh you
- 29:15know a vibrator stop photo yeah um by the way we we didn't uh we didn't
- 29:19mention the name of this uh service it's called Blow
- 29:23cast so want that to put out there so the uh the device itself is called the
- 29:30kiru Pearl vibrating dildo that has been packed by cam soda to collect sensory
- 29:35data as the model flates the device the data is then uploaded to a repository on
- 29:40Blow cast and the user can select a [ __ ] based on the model and the user
- 29:43reviews oh okay so perhaps you can't get it live but I'm assuming you will be at
- 29:48some yeah that that won't be far way but user reviews of the blow job I'm about
- 29:53to get or maybe I would imagine you could get that in real life you know
- 29:57maybe that that a save you on some uh they like Teeth you don't need them for
- 30:03what you're doing no comment
- 30:06no by the way um I'm not making this up the the scientific term for the
- 30:12technology of um of uh remote sensory uh
- 30:18sex toys is called hel
- 30:22dildonic so that's probably the name of this podcast uh and most definitely the name
- 30:29of of the science behind this all right I'm going to click away from that page
- 30:33now cuz I don't otherwise I'll just keep reading too distracting yeah yeah before
- 30:37we uh before we get off sex news completely with our sex toy news we do
- 30:42have some dick news as well we do did you uh did you happen to hear about the
- 30:47new makeup Trend that is sweeping young girls across the world particularly in
- 30:53America called Dick lineup I've just clicked on the link what the hell so
- 30:58you've heard of you've heard of eyeliner which is where you get a little black
- 31:02pencil you draw a line around your eye no no one really knows why anyone does
- 31:07that but it's pretty pretty well established yeah it's something that
- 31:12people do for God knows what reason yeah uh now girls are drawing a dick around
- 31:18their eye dick and balls any reason well I don't know about a reason but I can
- 31:24tell you how this all got started right oh this is good when you know where it
- 31:28starts from so a girl on Twitter decided to just draw a dick on her eye um
- 31:34because she was watching a lot of makeup tutorials and a lot of things were
- 31:39pretty complicated and took a really long time to do every day and she was
- 31:42like well you know if you're going to go to that length to put on I you may as
- 31:45well just [ __ ] draw a dick on your face so she did took a picture of it and
- 31:49put it on Twitter just making fun of it so the kind of uh the ridge that's
- 31:54created when you have an open eyelid she just basically continued that on both
- 31:58sides put a little couple of balls on one side and the head on the other side
- 32:04yeah and I think she yeah as you say she was taking the piss right this was this
- 32:08was a satire but of course the internet doesn't know the subtlety of satire no
- 32:14right so now everyone's just doing it completely unironically oh one of the
- 32:18pictures here they it's it's it looks like the penis is coming yeah y silver
- 32:23glittery come see it's a it's a shame I don't go out go out
- 32:28anymore so I could see people nightclubs wearing this yeah yep actually I'm quite
- 32:34happy I don't go out anymore I don't want to see this no you don't you don't
- 32:38the last time I went out um was the last day of the Mayan calendar right and
- 32:44there was there were girls all over Sydney walking around with t-shirts that
- 32:47said [ __ ] me the world is ending and uh that's when I knew I was just too old
- 32:52and cynical to to be amongst the young people anymore yeah yeah I just I I can't do it
- 32:59anymore yeah I just typed dick liner into YouTube and there's lots of videos
- 33:04with views
- 33:07and yeah howto videos howto videos yeah
- 33:13yep how to dickliner drawing a penis on your eyelids see when you see the word
- 33:18dickliner you think perhaps uh perhaps it's eyeliner for your dick you know to
- 33:23really accentuate the uh the details yes
- 33:28but uh not not not eyeliner with a dick I don't really know which one's worth
- 33:33though to be honest I probably not likely to do either yeah but you're more likely to
- 33:39see the eye dick thing yeah I'm I'm in very few scenarios where I'm looking at
- 33:45Dicks anyway yeah made up or not yeah so
- 33:49um oh Matt's not here oh yeah Matt's not here Matt uh Matt made the trip from uh
- 33:55the east coast of America to the West Coast Oregon Trail and um as far as we
- 34:01know um he's died of dentry y y good on
- 34:06your that's that that that's it for Matt but uh if he had been at home yeah he
- 34:12might have been able to see some porn man this is a this is an adults only
- 34:16episode of this podcast isn't it it really is I don't know why I know well
- 34:20that's just the world we live in man I mean that's just the week we've had yep
- 34:25but uh yeah over at Boston so Matt's Ro
- 34:27oh yeah that's his down the road yep um
- 34:32woman sort of was settting down on Thanksgiving Day to watch um Parts
- 34:37Unknown Anthony Bourdain yep yep yep cooking and travel show yep what she
- 34:44actually ended up seeing was 30 minutes of hardcore transvesti porn
- 34:49oh right uh also called Parts Unknown
- 34:53one would assume I would assume so so did she make the mistake and she was
- 34:58actually on the adults only Channel or was this mislabeled here's the thing where it's
- 35:04getting very very tricky because I've actually somehow been following this
- 35:08story as it as it breaks as it breaks so
- 35:13this woman she tweeted that hey this is what I'm watching right now CNN what's
- 35:18going on yeah and she then she said like
- 35:22went on for about half an hour she's now made her Twitter private because she
- 35:26kept getting yeah abused and dick pic
- 35:29sent to [ __ ] hell man CU that's the F perfect first thing to do you should
- 35:35send dick pics to per people all you can do really God I'm happy I'm not a girl on the
- 35:39internet but then um we're just the ones who send the pic yeah Tri
- 35:444 Snapchat yep triple 4 you can find me
- 35:50send me all the dickpics you like I must say luk just before we continue on but
- 35:56for for an app that I feel was probably invented uh to show each other our
- 36:01genitals um I've only ever received
- 36:04Snapchat nudes from you uh yep yeah or
- 36:09more to the point from your wife but of you yep yeah so I'm just putting that
- 36:16out there there's no noed I'm not making a point I'm just I'm just just stating a
- 36:21fact I think we're too old to be getting all the nude photos sent to us clearly I
- 36:26think we just missed that part of if we were like 10 years younger you imagine
- 36:32if they had this [ __ ] when we were in high school like can you maybe 20 years
- 36:35younger now yeah it's it's it's oh God so was this
- 36:42two years yeah I know where 20 years yeah but this woman so she said this
- 36:46scene then came out and went look it's not us the cable operator they've
- 36:52screwed up okay but they do admit that something was broadcast well they did
- 36:57but now they've gone no we didn't okay so they did come out first to say yes
- 37:02there was something and they blamed someone else but now everyone's coming
- 37:05and said no it didn't happen so now I don't know if it's true or
- 37:10not did anyone else document this while it was on or is
- 37:15this woman the only one who claims to have seen it appears to be This Woman's
- 37:19the only one who's seen it well a that's terrible ratings and CNN should really
- 37:24take a good hard look what what time sort they're putting Anthony bouraine No
- 37:28Reservations not No Reservations U Parts Unknown Parts Unknown but yeah it's just
- 37:35weird cuz this story just a lot of news sites picked up on this and yeah looks
- 37:40it they only had one confirmed report and it wasn't really confirmed it
- 37:44was someone on Twitter yeah right I mean that does smell suspicious doesn't
- 37:51it except if they if they initially came
- 37:55out first and said oh it's not us it's it's the broadcaster not the broadcaster
- 38:01the cable what did you the cable provider yeah CNN actually came out when
- 38:04the RCN C operator in Boston aired inappropriate content for 30 minutes on
- 38:09CNN last night CNN has asked for an explanation so they've actually come out
- 38:13and said it was a thing look it might be different in
- 38:16America but when I worked in broadcast TV in Australia the actual Channel
- 38:21itself broadcast its own signal
- 38:25so there was no there was no Cable cable provider
- 38:32getting in the way of that and switching over feed you know especially to
- 38:37something else with uh with the same title I mean that's just that's just an absurd
- 38:42coincidence so what you know I mean even they came out and we're in a process of
- 38:48researching it yeah that's what I mean so the fact that they quickly said it's not our
- 38:53fault means that but no even a cable provider went we researching how to work
- 38:58out what happened really and then it's true yeah now they realiz only one
- 39:03person saw it yeah now it's now it's he said she said but yeah this sort of
- 39:10really went through a lot of news sites
- 39:12andet very quickly or one person maybe
- 39:17making a joke or yeah that's true maybe it was maybe it was they walked in on their
- 39:24son and he's h no no no this has been to be Anthony Bon's Parts Unknown I don't
- 39:29know what's going on yeah and these parts are very
- 39:35unknown yeah look I me I I always think that I I think that every behind every
- 39:40hoax Scandal or uh conspiracy there's a teenage boy who knows he's done the
- 39:46wrong thing y you know like that old woman who's being accused of uh
- 39:51wrongfully downloading illegal video games and I think you know yes maybe
- 39:57that's a mistake but more likely there's a teenage boy living in her house that
- 40:02knows exactly what's going on like I'm just going to duck over the grandm
- 40:05download these games and then go home that's right yes yeah I'd like to think
- 40:11it was true but I don't think it is but I just find it funny well let me try
- 40:15this I'm going to I'm going to go out on a limb here mhm and actually search for
- 40:22Parts Unknown transexual porn
- 40:28good luck with that I just want to see if if there is a real film called that I
- 40:33just want you to know I'm taking one for the team here because I'm seeing a lot
- 40:35of crazy [ __ ] right now yeah yeah I'm not even going to try look all I can
- 40:41find are other articles that link to this what I can't do you have safe search on doubt
- 40:48it does anyone have safe search on why
- 40:51does that even exist you got kids man if I had kids I just wouldn't have any
- 40:57internet you know what I mean yeah oh if if they're on the internet I'm sitting
- 41:01behind them watching what they're doing yeah yeah that's right if I was left
- 41:06unsupervised as a kid in a time where there was an internet I'd never have
- 41:10left the house I remember when the internet was becoming a thing yeah so
- 41:14dial up modems I could still find porn yeah I remember when the internet was
- 41:18you had to know the phone number of the person's modem you wanted to dial in to
- 41:22look at their web page yep and we still found porn yep
- 41:27yes and it today it's just so much easier just go to Google image search
- 41:33and type boobs yeah type in Parts Unknown I'm actually going to just
- 41:39Google that just to see that comes up with porn
- 41:45you can't help it can you what in an image search yep yeah that's a good idea
- 41:52unnown F that right Anthony bouran as far as I can see
- 41:57yeah although doesn't Google base it on your
- 42:01own usage like if if I'm more likely to look up Anthony Bourdain then
- 42:07transvesite porn it would know it right Google would know that I would assume so
- 42:11yes but list is right did you find tvti porn ory yeah that's right I love it was
- 42:18Matt was here and he was going no guys what are you talking about I'm getting all [ __ ]
- 42:24porn yeah no I've got no [ __ ] porn here no neither
- 42:31disappointing so is this old news too or are Road one tickets going on sale
- 42:36tomorrow from what I've cuz I've been trying to buy tickets for the last month
- 42:41yeah cuz I want to go to the midnight screening and I also want to go to like
- 42:44the fancy Cinema with the reclining chairs they bring you drinks yes so I've
- 42:48been looking out for it cuz I don't go to the pleb Chum theater anymore no I
- 42:53don't do that either like I don't want people I don't know sitting next to me
- 42:57being able to touch me I want my own's chair and Y yeah yeah so from what I've
- 43:01seen tickets go on sale tomorrow which I still think is very late yeah I mean
- 43:06this is a movie that comes out in only a couple of weeks yeah I didn't Star Wars
- 43:11go on sale like um six weeks early I'll be third world country when this comes
- 43:16out I better be able to find a good cinema to watch this you don't need a
- 43:20good cinema you just need no one sitting next to you yeah that's right well it's
- 43:24not going to happen Rogue one y um yeah so tickets finally go on sale tomorrow I
- 43:29believe so I'm going to be trying to get Midnight screenings in the fancy Cinema
- 43:34if I don't I'm not going to midnight yeah I don't need to go to midnight scre
- 43:38anymore you may as well see it comfortably the next morning episode 8 I
- 43:42would yeah but Rogue one I could hold off for some reason I find I'm
- 43:48considering this one more of a main story than a than a side than a side
- 43:54Standalone film because because it is a about the plans for the Death Star yeah
- 44:00it's it's actually about a story we actually know yeah no but from what I've
- 44:04heard though is this might be the first trial to see if they continue making
- 44:09more Standalone movies down the track yeah that's true like staying away from
- 44:14like the the Skywalker story which is yeah the actual Saga and just going out
- 44:20and doing everything else which I'm really hoping they do from the trailer
- 44:24this looks amazing yeah y but it still looks like a Star Wars movie what I
- 44:29which I love but what I'm interested is I read a review the other day not a
- 44:34review I read an article about how the Han Solo Standalone movie is going to be
- 44:40truly Standalone you know it it's it's going to be like a space
- 44:45Weston and which I'm fine with yeah me too like I think you tell the stories
- 44:50that they need as they need to be told did you guys talk about last week the
- 44:53fact that they announced there's going to be no opening crawl on this movie no
- 44:58yeah did you read that though no opening crawl they they're going to continue
- 45:01doing the opening crawl for the main Saga but the Stone movies are going to
- 45:07just you know they're not going to they're not going to force them into
- 45:11that Motif I can sort of understand that a bit because like the The Saga is sort
- 45:17of like giving you a bit of rundown of what's been happening and then goes into
- 45:21the movie because there's a bit of time between everything whereas this is just
- 45:25going to be its own thing yeah this is the story you're seeing so cuz I'm
- 45:29looking forward to this one Han I think can be good stories I hope they go with
- 45:33the original Han Sol character not the one that George Lucas then created after
- 45:38yeah yeah the water down on solo yeah we
- 45:44want just this guy that will shoot first drink woman ner I want that's we want I
- 45:49want them to edit back into a new hope the discarded scenes from the first elry
- 45:55shoot of the Cantina scene where when they come in he's got a prostitute on
- 45:59his knee he gives her a kiss slaps on the ass and she walks off so he can
- 46:03man's bus yeah bring that back yeah we did talk about last week about how he
- 46:10was uh during that he was sort of maybe having a bit of fun with Carrie Fisher
- 46:15yeah evidently I always had a feeling that was a thing yeah well you know I
- 46:20mean he was 30 and handsome she was 17
- 46:25mhm no no she she was 19 oh 19 okay yes yes
- 46:31he was 19 and couple of years before he was divorced but don't worry about that
- 46:36that's right but yeah I'm actually going to read that book yeah oh absolutely and
- 46:41I also said last week that you haven't heard that yet I would still sleep with
- 46:45K Fisher oh 100% 100% today yeah well let's see if we can arrange it okay
- 46:51sweet I can do that yep let's do it yeah totally my my other one I'd I'd
- 46:58sleep with her and I'd sleep with Debbie Harry from Blondie yes there she's still
- 47:03got it yeah yeah man she's still punk as [ __ ] yeah like I saw her play I was
- 47:10quite about 10 years ago now but she was
- 47:12awesome yeah yeah yeah har yep She'll
- 47:18always be all right now this one we did leave stranger things oh yeah stranger
- 47:23things producer adapting Sesame Street adaptation
- 47:27what the actual [ __ ] is it going to be a Dark Twisted thing I mean if you think
- 47:34about it Sesame Street's a bit weird to begin with right yeah but I just think
- 47:39that doesn't this guy s of now he's got like strange leagues he have a bit more
- 47:43play this seems like a job you take to pay the bills the Sesame Street movie
- 47:48yeah yeah you could be right does he need to pay bills though after uh I mean
- 47:53you would assume the entire cast and crew of stranger things are absolutely
- 47:56rolling in it are they though cuz that would have all been paid beforehand yeah
- 48:01true but surely they're all on board for season 2 oh they well they are now
- 48:05because they went with the making it a year after not 10 years yes that's right
- 48:10everyone should be back but I mean there's a character in Sesame
- 48:17Street CU Sesame Street's set in New York City there's normal people there's
- 48:21normal kids then there's a big bird and the big bird has an imaginary friend
- 48:27that's a woolly mammoth like that's pretty are they going to are they
- 48:31bringing stuff alus back cuz he had to go away because you can't have imaginary friends
- 48:37anymore cuz did do you know what I got rid of is that what happened yeah
- 48:41because Big Bird used to have his imaginary friend stuff like was who he'
- 48:45tell secrets to yeah well no you shouldn't but for kids like yet having
- 48:50something bad happened telling your imaginary friend instead of telling your parents a
- 48:53parent that I had to get rid of him that's great which I think sort of sad yeah it is sad
- 48:59I mean for the same reason that they got rid of the Cookie Monster because he
- 49:02glorified overeating it's like well be that as it may I still understood as a
- 49:06kid that he was a [ __ ] Glutton yeah like I yeah I never understood that like
- 49:13I never cuz I grew up watching it I never had this big urge to start eating
- 49:18a lot of cookies no no I didn't have an urge to live in a garbage bin just cuz
- 49:23[ __ ] Oscar made it look good no yeah I just yeah I don't understand like we turned
- 49:29out fine I think yeah I think we were right oh do we want a whole bunch of
- 49:31kids that turned out like us though maybe maybe we're coming get this from
- 49:34the wrong angle yeah did you see that episode of Sesame Street now you
- 49:40wouldn't remember it from when you were a kid but I I've since seen this clip
- 49:43online somebody shared it with me where big bird learns about death no I don't
- 49:49think I have seen that one somebody from the town and I think it was Mr Cooper
- 49:53passes away and I think the main the actual actor have died in real life so
- 49:58they wrote it into the script that he died and then the people on the street
- 50:04explain death to Big Bird who's confused about where Mr Cooper is
- 50:10gone and they do it in a no holds bar no
- 50:14[ __ ] really honest and direct way awesome which is the way it should be
- 50:19though yeah absolutely I think what when I really learned about death was in
- 50:24Robotech yep that was the first thing I sort of watched where a character died
- 50:29and never came back that's interesting I learned about love from
- 50:34Robotech that scene where um where they kiss above the birthday cake yep and
- 50:40then he's asleep and she pulls a blanket over him like that's when I that was the
- 50:45first time I thought to myself oh being in love must be nice H is is is it's
- 50:50amazing what we pick up from things isn't it yeah and robot Tech man
- 50:57I love it I started watching it again did you does it hold up
- 51:01yeah well I've watched I've been watching it for years and I yeah I just
- 51:06haven't it's been a while since and it's I think it still holds up mate I haven't
- 51:09seen it since I was a kid Y no no I've yeah I used to own all the DVDs but then
- 51:15I got rid of all my DVDs yeah yeah and now I just watch
- 51:19it yeah they keep talking about making
- 51:23another series a movie just do something
- 51:27already think of it yeah come to think of it I've still got to catch up on the
- 51:32new uh volon series I watched the first episode of it
- 51:37and it was really good yes good I'm glad you said that because I really want this
- 51:42to be good like yeah I watched it and I haven't it was late at night and I went
- 51:47this is out awesome started watching it and yeah it was I enjoyed it it was an
- 51:52amazing story it's about how they sort of find the Lions again and where
- 51:57they've been now they have to work together to fight and win and yeah it's
- 52:01that's great I went to a uh a little con
- 52:05um just a really little Con in a in a shopping mall a couple of weekends ago on
- 52:12uh these big robots not just Voltron but
- 52:17what's what's the term for it Japanese have a term for the big robots that I can never
- 52:23remember um no no hang on let me let me let
- 52:31me there's the
- 52:33gungan gun um gunam yeah is it that I
- 52:39think that's actually just a show though yeah but there's a word anyway there's
- 52:43it's definitely not gungan no it's definitely not gungan um you can leave
- 52:47all this in Matt yep we can stumble around this while somebody at home is
- 52:52going oh my God I can't believe you don't know the [ __ ] word I'm like
- 52:55especially when you're telling a story that you are at a [ __ ] con of
- 53:01this um giant robot names um
- 53:07Mecca Mex it's it's not it's something real
- 53:12japane sounding um no I can't find
- 53:17anything yeah all right well I mean there's not much of a story to go along
- 53:22with this either so Matt you can you can determine if any of this even makes into
- 53:26the podcast I did just find something though remember ages ago we spoke about
- 53:30the Japan versus America giant robot fight yes it hasn't happened yet okay but it is
- 53:37happening um I found a story from July this year where it says last year we
- 53:43promised to Jo robot fight between Japan America and new update explains why
- 53:46we're going to have to wait oh and why are we have second what is this [ __ ]
- 53:52um I think it's money ah well that makes cuz it was would be hard to make
- 53:57these things travel cuz they're not yeah you probably have to either build them
- 54:03where you want them to be or give them some kind of sentience and let them walk
- 54:09across the ocean on their own accord one thing I also think it was is the fact
- 54:14that the American one was pretty much just giant guns on a
- 54:20robot yeah and one of the rules that Japan had was beasts yeah or best a
- 54:26sword right yeah so yeah not Not Just Guns and I think if you're going to do
- 54:33that you may as well not have a robot yeah so draw plenty of viewers I'm just
- 54:38sure trying to find why I don't know I'll we'll discuss this more next week
- 54:45yeah we'll give some follow up yeah we won't we never do but no if we were
- 54:51going to follow up on anything giant robots at fight would be it though
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