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OUTRO: Charitable Sorts · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards.
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  Speaker 2: Loving the Big Show podcast Get Up Even Closer on Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: To seven every weekday on radiocad.
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  Speaker 1: Gid A phils Bone. Hello, Hello, you're like this, Here
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  Speaker 1: we go.
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  Speaker 2: I got stiffed coming into work today.
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  Speaker 1: For the first time in your life. Ha, allright, someone shagged.
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  Speaker 1: You have been anywhere that you haven't been stiffed?
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  Speaker 2: To me, there was a guy about fifteen meters ahead
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  Speaker 2: of me, right unloading stuff out of his trap. He was,
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  Speaker 2: and he spotted me, and he got broke out into
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  Speaker 2: this huge smile and started jogging towards me, and I
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  Speaker 2: had my headphones on maybe, But then as he got
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  Speaker 2: close to me, he went to do the high five,
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  Speaker 2: and I went to high five him, and he put
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  Speaker 2: his hand down.
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  Speaker 1: That is so good.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh man, and he cracked up. He
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  Speaker 2: fucking stepped me.
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  Speaker 1: Man, did you swing through with it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I did him? Yeah, No, I mean did you He
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  Speaker 1: put the high five up and.
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  Speaker 2: I swished the air embarrassing good one.
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  Speaker 3: So did he then say like, oh no, just joking?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he did.
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  Speaker 1: But I felt like.
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  Speaker 2: I'd already humiliated myself.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I like it because it doesn't matter who you are,
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  Speaker 3: and you're a big deal I am. You can be
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  Speaker 3: brought crashing down to Earth.
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  Speaker 2: Not a day goes by when I don't, you know,
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  Speaker 2: get some sort of interaction with the punters out there.
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  Speaker 3: What a legends number one? I reckon at least three
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  Speaker 3: or four days would go by for me.
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  Speaker 1: I would completely agree.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not on the CBD with hundreds of
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  Speaker 2: people every day.
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  Speaker 1: It's also true, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: It's also true you're out in the dark depths of
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  Speaker 3: west Auckland.
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  Speaker 2: No one goes out on the streets there, and it's
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  Speaker 2: too dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: True.
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  Speaker 3: I love what you're doing here because you're trying to
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  Speaker 3: wind me up because you know that I'm on the
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  Speaker 3: fringe of Westorkland and proud to be part of we Storkland.
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  Speaker 3: But you've come in from so far out west, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Yeah, I see you, Jason Man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of my west Auckland heritage.
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  Speaker 1: Man, It's not heritage's who you are. Jason.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just glad to get out of there, That's all
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, gets you've been telling me, it sounds like things
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  Speaker 3: have gotten way better.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 2: I was telling the fellows. Actually, it was my loudest
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  Speaker 2: night in the city last night, A massive party at
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  Speaker 2: about two o'clock in the morning, about ten meters from
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  Speaker 2: my bedroom window.
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  Speaker 3: So is it out in the park with a big speaker.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, with a big boom box. About twenty dudes just
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  Speaker 2: on the purse, screaming and laughing at each other a
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  Speaker 2: good time, having a great time. That sounds also it's
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  Speaker 2: like peak, pat if you walked into a party at
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  Speaker 2: at peak time.
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  Speaker 1: What day of the week was it, Tuesday?
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday? On the steps fucking to the park, I was
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  Speaker 2: Jeffan and Jeff and I can tell you. And then
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  Speaker 2: someone having a massive breakdown at about five wasn't so
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  Speaker 2: cool either.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't have as that does all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm surprised that your your building mates, your neighbors
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  Speaker 1: that live in that building, because they're stuck up, rich bastard.
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  Speaker 2: No, they're lovely people that listen to this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: In my opinion, that's not what you said. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: surprised that they don't seem to react in any way,
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  Speaker 1: shape or formers because they're elderly and dear or is
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  Speaker 1: it they.
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  Speaker 2: Do but they don't leave their apartments.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon there's a part of that loves it.
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  Speaker 2: And also yes, and also you've got a lot of
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  Speaker 2: are on the other side, so we're on the side,
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  Speaker 2: so the part most of them are on the other side,
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  Speaker 2: so they're not getting the direct in your face through
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  Speaker 2: the windows stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I was a Wednesday last week, I think it was Wednesday,
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  Speaker 3: was walking down to do my gaming potty there, which
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  Speaker 3: involves me walking through that ABDS.
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  Speaker 2: Such a good podcasts game?
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  Speaker 1: Is it so good?
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  Speaker 3: It's on TV?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Watch it. I'll tell you he hasn't got a
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  Speaker 1: TV show on TV. And plus he's probably got a
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  Speaker 1: few on their dogs.
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  Speaker 3: But I was walking through one of the parks. What's
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  Speaker 3: that walking through one of the parks and I would
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  Speaker 3: have been twelve pm on a Wednesday, and there was
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  Speaker 3: a group of about five six seven dudes sitting up
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  Speaker 3: for a party boxes twenty four boxes of beers, reds,
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  Speaker 3: big boom box. I was just connecting up to it,
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  Speaker 3: having a darry and as I walked past them, they
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  Speaker 3: looked at me and I did the old eyebrow.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you know like, we're how did
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  Speaker 1: you do it? Did?
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  Speaker 3: I did like a like a sort of like if
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  Speaker 3: I didn't have a podcast, Yeah here you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean? On you Fellers, one of the young guys
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  Speaker 3: just goes hey, and I was like, what's up man,
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  Speaker 3: and he goes, I love your show, broh Yeah, And
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  Speaker 3: I was like yeah, it's like, yeah, that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: You have a good day. And I was like, yea cool,
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  Speaker 1: all right, it was pretty It's pretty good, bueller yesterday
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  Speaker 1: been been iff a recently into the Moon TV?
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  Speaker 3: Is that off here or off here for the Moon TV?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it was unreal.
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  Speaker 2: This is and this is what I love, these little
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  Speaker 2: long claves Kizy like whenever I walk home or you're
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  Speaker 2: walking up to it, you know by that sky City
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  Speaker 2: area Mogi where they're we're they're partying down you know
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  Speaker 2: most nights. Yeah, help with the pie. Yes, it's it's
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  Speaker 2: a dangerous area there. There's like four or five people
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  Speaker 2: just getting on it, you know, and smoking big doobes
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  Speaker 2: and fucking sinking the past that ship.
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  Speaker 1: Jason is thinking, man, that's living.
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  Speaker 2: Totally, am that would be great.
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  Speaker 1: It's a dream.
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  Speaker 2: And then you go past job, you go past in
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  Speaker 2: the morning there asleep on the bus fucking shelter seat.
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  Speaker 1: For the grace of God goes.
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  Speaker 2: You're totally totally the whole ky Big Show week days
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  Speaker 2: from four on Radio Hurdarky.
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  Speaker 1: The wy Big Show Podcast. This job's not holding, you bet,
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  Speaker 1: a three hour job. You could imagine if you were
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  Speaker 1: living in one of those busheld It's how close the
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  Speaker 1: commute would be.
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  Speaker 2: That's true, man.
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  Speaker 3: And you have to commute from the party outside your
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  Speaker 3: house to your house.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you guys would be all right if I was,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I came in to do the show steamed.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be out of the ordinary for Hucky.
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  Speaker 2: We've also still got to do We've still got to
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  Speaker 2: do our big show green special.
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  Speaker 3: What's that, oh, Basil Basil special?
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  Speaker 1: Couple of years old?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we were supposed to do it at your bloody.
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  Speaker 2: We kind of did, but Mogi wasn't there.
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  Speaker 3: Yea, Mogi had COVID. Yeah, a bit of work, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: I did have COVID, is right.
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  Speaker 2: I was sick as a fucking Should we do that again?
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  Speaker 2: Should we try that again?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, because especially over winter, I'm still fucking spilling it
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  Speaker 2: out there.
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  Speaker 1: We're looking for something to do for our ten year
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  Speaker 1: winning anniversary. I wanted to go back and stay yet
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  Speaker 1: because we got married at pink Carow Lodge down in Wellington.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so pin Caroll Lodge if you're at in
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  Speaker 1: the harbor, it's the lighthouse on the other side of
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  Speaker 1: the harbor there, and they had like a little house
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  Speaker 1: that we stayed in. It's fucking it's a long haul
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  Speaker 1: getting out there. Keys. You look out across the South
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  Speaker 1: Island across the cook straight stunning. But I thought they
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  Speaker 1: might have done up the little shed we setting because
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  Speaker 1: we got in there that night after the shindig and
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  Speaker 1: the power cut out after about two minutes, so that
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  Speaker 1: was it. But it looks like it's been I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: sold or something or rather all right, but look, that
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  Speaker 1: would have been great to go back there after ten
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  Speaker 1: years and do that and have our family look after
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  Speaker 1: our kid. I anybody out there can recommend. I want
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  Speaker 1: ocean views highly style that the place where we went to.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it depends how you and your wife are with
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  Speaker 3: doing nothing, Yeah, because it is awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Well we won't be doing nothing, will we get on
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  Speaker 1: the purse? And my wife was I said, I was
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  Speaker 1: talking to my brother last night. I said, I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: over for Magic Ground. I'll be getting on it there,
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  Speaker 1: trying to take the rest of the year off. My
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  Speaker 1: wife went past and said, no, you're on it for
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  Speaker 1: our wedding anniversary. Well, fair enough to I think fair enough.
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  Speaker 1: I think fair enough. That's realized because I probably, if
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  Speaker 1: I was sober, i'd probably do a bit of funny.
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  Speaker 3: Funny that I can imagine you for some reason, you've
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  Speaker 3: got your wedding suit on again.
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  Speaker 1: You're a bit of work.
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  Speaker 2: It's really funny because I knew this person and I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to give too many details because it might
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  Speaker 2: become obvious. And he was in a relationship he gave
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  Speaker 2: up the pass for like two years. Wow, and his
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  Speaker 2: partner said, you're so fucking boring. Was you're so fucking boring,
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  Speaker 2: you should just get back on it again, And so
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  Speaker 2: he did and just went massively downhill. Yeah, and the
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  Speaker 2: whole relationship combusted, which.
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  Speaker 1: Is effectively what my wife thinks as well. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She said, if you don't drink, then you don't sit down,
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  Speaker 1: which is one hundred percent true. If I'm drinking, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Everything else in my life. I'm giving
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  Speaker 1: it a hundie.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm trying to drink better than anyone's ever drunk before.
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  Speaker 2: I'm you know, I And the tendency is too when
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  Speaker 2: you don't drink because you don't go out. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to fucking go out and sit with people getting
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  Speaker 2: on the purse. It's just too go for half an hour, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: or an hour or something point. But yeah, yeah, good ship.
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  Speaker 2: But I just thought that was a classic sort of
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  Speaker 2: thing of you know, going, oh, you're so boring now, okay,
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  Speaker 2: well I'll get back on it. Yeah yeah, And then.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, how's this, how's this for when you drink? Pass?
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  Speaker 2: Let's break up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm addicted again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: So in that situation, job, in that situation, maybe that's
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  Speaker 3: when they should have gone, oh, maybe we aren't over
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  Speaker 3: the right fit for each other.
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  Speaker 1: If drunk, if you need to me to drink. But
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  Speaker 1: then the conversation would have been, well, just have a couple,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to get wasted, And then the feeling
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  Speaker 1: would have been wow. I mean, I guess I've been
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  Speaker 1: off it for a couple of years. I'll probably break
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  Speaker 1: and broken my own cycle. Let's give it a go.
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  Speaker 1: Next minute you're in the gatta. Yeah, cover in your
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  Speaker 1: own jew. I thought they wheeze, but jizz.
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  Speaker 2: Cover up at sky City there at the bus stop.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, I feel bad for I see a lot
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  Speaker 3: of elderly tourists walking around and getting like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: being visibly quite scared, and the awkmand CBD and fair
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  Speaker 3: enough to oh yeah, yeah it sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I've been in the middle of the chests with
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  Speaker 1: a pipe, you know, by an elderly, homeless gentleman who
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was the funniest thing ever was and
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  Speaker 1: was right. It kind of was. The it was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: It's all in the eyes too, Keysy. You know, you've
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  Speaker 2: got to just check out when you're walking towards someone
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  Speaker 2: and they're having a you know they're not in a
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  Speaker 2: good space. You just eye contacts not good.
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  Speaker 1: See, yeah, I feel like you. No, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good at reading people and going, Okay, this fellow's having.
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  Speaker 1: A bad day.
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  Speaker 2: I need to just give them a bit of space.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: One thing I've done is take out quite a bit
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  Speaker 3: of cash. It's coins currently, but I'm gonna do five
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  Speaker 3: dollar notes because every single day there's someone at my
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  Speaker 3: window as I'm parked at the line. Yes, and so
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  Speaker 3: I've started giving out like a couple of dollars at
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  Speaker 3: a time and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna get a hundred bucks with a
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  Speaker 1: five dollar notes out.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and then for the next two months, every time
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  Speaker 3: there's someone there, here's five bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. Because it's just it's out of control. Man. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: what percentage of your income do you give away to charity?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty thirty percent? Well I get fifteen text is included,
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  Speaker 1: so that's about thirty five percent text.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I tell you what. Actually, my wife's
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  Speaker 2: a fucking shocker for that, for paying text. Well, no,
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  Speaker 2: for so many charities. I'm like, what the fuck's this one?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck was that? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: God?
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  Speaker 2: I just thought we should you know, and we we
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  Speaker 2: get it. We've been getting into the habit of taking
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  Speaker 2: money out, yeah, and giving it to people. It's literally
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  Speaker 2: what I just said I was going to do, right,
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  Speaker 2: but like twenty bucks, forty bucks?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, five bucks, that's literally what I talked about on
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  Speaker 1: the show, Remember that guy, Yeah, yeah, And it was.
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  Speaker 3: The pistols closed the Murgers. Look at the bright side, man,
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  Speaker 3: At least you were homeless, and I thought that was
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  Speaker 3: very distasteful, fucking pretty cruel, tasteless, tasteless, not as crooked
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  Speaker 3: as your cake. Hey, listen to the Big Show four
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  Speaker 3: or seven weekdays radio. Hurarky yeah man,