Dating Roundup #11: Going Too Meta

Don't Worry About the Vase Podcast · Jan 23, 2026 · 30m

Podcast episode for Dating Roundup #11: Going Too Meta

* 00:00 - Introduction

* 00:13 - You’re Single Because You Live In The Wrong Place

* 01:44 - You’re Single Because You’re Not Okay Making Less Money Than She Does, You Fool

* 03:04 - You’re Single Because You Work Out The Wrong Amount

* 07:01 - You’re Single Because You Don’t Know You Are Hot

* 08:47 - You’re Single Because Age Gap Discourse Is Crazy

* 09:22 - Dating Apps Are Bad For Mental Health

* 12:35 - You’re Single Because You Listened To E-Girl Advice

* 13:27 - You’re Single Because You Didn’t Hire Blaine Anderson

* 15:08 - You’re…