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Christine's Man Sent Some Interesting Text Messages · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Christine, you know your man ain't listening right now. So
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  Speaker 1: can you please read it on the air?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. 106.7 Light FM. Just do it.
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  Speaker 3: Please.
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  Speaker 1: I want to share with the audience the dynamic relationship
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  Speaker 1: you have.
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  Speaker 2: And Eric have your fiancé.
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  Speaker 3: But I shared this with you privately. No. I probably
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  Speaker 3: shouldn't even have done that. He's going to be embarrassed.
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  Speaker 2: If you're listening to this, Eric, I'm making her do it.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason I like it is it's because it's
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  Speaker 1: something I would do, too.
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  Speaker 3: You think?
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  Speaker 2: Because Eric and I both have a sense of humor
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  Speaker 2: of a 12-year-old. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't even know that he meant to do this,
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  Speaker 3: but he's out on Long Island last night. And, yes,
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  Speaker 3: hopefully sleeping.
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  Speaker 2: He had a boys' night? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: He was doing what he calls a man hang. So, like,
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  Speaker 3: all his guys got back together and they... Should I
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  Speaker 3: name the restaurant? I don't even know. Like, how much
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  Speaker 3: do I give away here?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, give the restaurant. He's gone now.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Big Daddy's.
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  Speaker 2: Big Daddy's.
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  Speaker 3: This place is called Big Daddy's. It's like a New
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  Speaker 3: Orleans experience or something.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like something else.
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  Speaker 3: So they.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's.
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  Speaker 3: Not something else. Because then I'd be in a pretty
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  Speaker 3: bad mood today.
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  Speaker 2: I want to go to Big Daddy's.
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  Speaker 3: It was just food. So they're hanging out. They've got
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  Speaker 3: a designated driver, so they're drinking responsibly. But honestly, Cubby,
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  Speaker 3: I woke up. My phone... called me like two times
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  Speaker 3: even though he knows i'm asleep right he called a
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  Speaker 3: couple times i've got pictures of food i've got videos
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  Speaker 3: of his friends going and saying hi to me and
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  Speaker 3: then yeah and then he says okay i am home
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  Speaker 3: i miss booze that's archie and me we're the booze
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  Speaker 3: because we call archie da boo so and then we
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  Speaker 3: became booze we're the boo family that's cute and then
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  Speaker 3: he wrote not too drunk poop.
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  Speaker 2: That's a wrap, folks. And that was the last communication
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  Speaker 2: with him.
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  Speaker 3: The last was poop.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, clearly a little bit drunk. And that whole poop
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  Speaker 1: thing seems to follow you.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Remember you were doing something. You were doing a speak
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  Speaker 2: to text to somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And it took a different word and turned it into poop.
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  Speaker 3: There was a lady that was so nice in our
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  Speaker 3: neighborhood and she was giving away curtains. And I went
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  Speaker 3: to her house to pick them up. She wasn't home.
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  Speaker 3: She gave me the code to her garage. She was like,
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  Speaker 3: just let me know when you've got them and you've
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  Speaker 3: closed the door because people want to know my stuff
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  Speaker 3: is safe. And I was mad. Like, they were really heavy,
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  Speaker 3: much heavier than I expected. So I was carrying the
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  Speaker 3: curtains and trying to text, not talk to text, but
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  Speaker 3: text with my fingers at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't know how in the world. And thank you, iPhone,
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  Speaker 3: for deciding what I want to say. But it's like
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  Speaker 3: something like I poop now or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that was a callback to what you did with
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  Speaker 1: that text chain with that other person. Maybe Eric finds
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  Speaker 1: it funny still and just randomly does it to you.
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  Speaker 3: I think he was trying to write something else and
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  Speaker 3: it came out. Because I don't trust iPhone. You know
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  Speaker 3: how iPhone, you'll start to type something and it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: you want to say? And it's like, no, it's not
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  Speaker 3: what I want to say.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's one word that comes up a lot. It's
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  Speaker 2: never that word.
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  Speaker 3: Whack, whack, you know, it rhymes with that. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what he was trying to say, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and he's not up. So this will be fun
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  Speaker 2: to find out. This is a mystery. This is a mystery.
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  Speaker 3: What did he mean?
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  Speaker 1: Was he trying to be funny or was he just
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  Speaker 1: done in poop?
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  Speaker 2: Poop, I'm out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: You can text us, by the way, at 44363.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, just text the word poop to 44363. Let's
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  Speaker 2: see how many poops we get.
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  Speaker 3: I'll answer to it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. All right. We're going to look out for your
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  Speaker 2: text right now here at Light FM.