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The Great Woodchuck Showdown: Angel's Battle Continues · HAVE FAITH LET IT BEGIN®

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  Six, five, four, three, two, one.
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  The woodchucks are back. And now, it's personal.
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  Two holes. One underneath my house, and one by the shed.
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  This morning, as I walked out, they looked right at me. They smirked,
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  and they went right back in their hole.
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  Have faith, let it begin. Angel versus the woodchuck. The war is on.
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  Part two starts right now.
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  Faith, let it begin. When it starts right now.
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  Welcome to Have Faith. Walk in Cody. Let it begin. Here's your host, Angel Santana.
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  Ariel, can you say, have faith? Let it begin. Let it begin? Let it begin. Say, have faith.
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  Let it begin. Let it begin. No. No? No? Okay. Good boy. Hi, Noah. Noah! Noah!
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  Happy birthday, Noah! Give it a 1BD. Give us the 2BD.
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  Noah. This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it sound.
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  This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it sound.
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  This little light of round, I'm gonna let it sound. Let it sound.
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  Let it sound. Let it sound. Yes. Yes.
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  Daddy, I'm so excited, but I have one question. What's your question?
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  I'm going to be a pastor or a minister.
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  Good question. I don't know, but it is all in God's hands. Good morning.
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  You're listening to Have Faith Lab again, and it starts right now.
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  The woodchucks are back, and they're driving me nuts.
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  So, last night, as I mowed the lawn and got done, I peeked over, and I saw a woodchuck.
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  And he was watching me mow the lawn. He was almost like upset because we did catch one.
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  That's right. We caught one. And.
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  They started looking at me, and I said, hmm, retaliation's coming. I could tell.
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  Sure enough, they dug underneath my home. My wife, who works at home,
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  could hear the commotion at her feet because underneath her feet is where the lady was digging.
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  I say lady because it looked like it was the mom.
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  And the woodchuck, I think purposely, was taunting my mom, my wife.
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  I think personally Chuck was underneath Knocking up top Saying we're home We're
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  here What's your husband Going to do now Oh yeah It's on I was trying to be nice I said to Dr.
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  E I said we're going to be nice We're going to learn to forgive We can live
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  in the same area And sure enough Now they've infiltrated my home Not only did
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  they damage About a foot and a half worth of Wood on my shed Which now has to be repaired.
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  Now they're infiltrating the home.
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  And they're starting to dig near the electric, which is the last time it was
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  done. They did the same thing.
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  What do you do in this situation? I still forgive them. I know they got to live.
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  I know they've got to eat.
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  Last night, I decided maybe I'll catch another two. So I put two traps up.
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  And I said, what do we have in the fridge?
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  Last time I caught one, I used lettuce. We didn't have any lettuce.
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  So I said, hmm, how about some Cheerios? They have a heart on them, right?
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  There's some Cheerios nowadays that have actually pictures of hearts. So let's go that route.
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  And sure enough, they ate all the Cheerios, set up all the traps,
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  set them all off, and then proceeded to eat the Cheerios this morning in front
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  of me because they knew I was watching.
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  As I ran out in my underwear to try to catch one, they went back in the hole,
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  and then they peeped their head out, almost as if they were smiling at me,
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  saying, thanks for the Cheerios.
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  Yeah, wood chucks are back.
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  Pray for me. Let's pray. Programming note, everybody.
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  This is, of course, a lot for entertainment purposes, but it is true.
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  I am having a war with them.
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  So this Sunday, I'll be back up on the pulpit from my pastor who's going to be away.
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  It's called Counting, Connecting the Dots, and I hope you'll enjoy it. It'll be at 10 a.m.
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  This Sunday. Let's pray. Heavenly Father, you have a sense of humor.
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  You made all the animals, and for some reason, the animals that you created
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  that informs the woodchucks are coming after me, and I don't know what else to do.
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  Should I give up? Should I throw the white flag?
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  I'm certainly not going to feed them any more Cheerios.
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  Lord, hear our prayer. Let them go find a farm somewhere else to infiltrate,
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  not my home, and don't bother my wife.
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  We pray this unto you in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. In Jesus' name we pray.
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  Amen. May God be with you. May he shine his light upon you and grant each and
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  every one of you peace on earth. Have a great weekend.
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  The Woodchuck War lives on.
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  Thank you for listening to Have Faithful Begin. I'll be back tomorrow.