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Jack, Reach Her: Jack Ryan, Reacher & New Terminator 2 Game · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  yeah I I'll ad I've played some of the PAW Patrol games
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  myself you and my should hang out you're you're probably better at
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  them than she is she's pretty good though yeah well yes cuz some can you
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  play sky because if you can't play as Sky my one with the hovercraft or
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  whatever it is any of their names she but comes over to me she's got so she
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  has a switch light so and she comes over and she goes dad something's wrong um
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  and then she's as sky right she goes watch this and she goes to like a lake
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  in the in the map and the hovercraft goes out on the lake she goes look I can
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  go on the water but then she goes to like the ocean which is like the edge of
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  the map and she goes I can't go mhm and I was like I don't know how to explain
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  to you that that's the Ed of the map yeah that's games yeah they just put
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  walls in places yeah but she was like can you fix it I was like no man some of
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  thech are pretty brutal in those games though it's like collect every single
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  one of the dog bones and stuff which she doesn't care about that [ __ ] she can't
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  even read what it says so mean she does collect them she doesn't care about that
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  dopamine Rush of unlocking that achievement though no she likes the
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  dopamine Rush of that when you hit the button the dog turns into the car that
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  it gets in the car you know like it just kind of changes but yeah yeah um I did
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  start recording at some stage I don't know if there's an ENT opening in there
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  but you'll see I think there's an opening in there I think you know
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  there's an opening in there there's definitely an opening some if not we'll
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  just create an opening where there was an already one
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  yeah and you know we will Luke you of all people know we will it's getting a
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  little dark now yeah yeah it's cuz we've Turned the Lights Off mhm mhm welcome to
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  multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy good morning good morning the world's still here yeah good morning and
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  welcome to uh multiple nerdgasm a cozy
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  podcast oh say cozy I three cozy nerds
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  talk about the Cozy news [ __ ] hate that word now
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  everything I love it I love it just because you hate it it's just so
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  annoying I do see I do see it everywhere have you heard about Cozy fantasy that's
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  a thing now what's I I don't know about it well I
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  saw one it's about [ __ ] elves that open a [ __ ] Bookshop Cafe so if
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  that's not cozy I don't know what it is all right I get you all right it just
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  seems to get applied to everything it's just marketing crap is it just sort of
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  like Co fantasy is that just sort of like it's fantasy without any risk or
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  anything like yeah low key low stakes I think you're you're the Cozy one yeah if
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  you're if you're engaging in cozy media it means that you're cozy yes it's not
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  going to make you it's not going to challenge you yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe
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  it just used to be called dumbed down used to be called young adult I'm
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  so I have not seen it anywhere but actually Twilight is young adult and
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  that's definitely not cozy so I retract my statement isn't that is it Twilight
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  if I remember that correctly isn't it a bit rapy Yeah abive relationship I mean it's
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  one of those ones where it is but like it's not like if you just took it at face
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  value it's not it's just the kind of the implication of it yeah well I'm just
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  going to watch you sleep and not to talk to any also I'm 400 and you in school
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  and I'm pretending to be a student here that's predatory
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  yes good books no no they're not no oh
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  okay um you know what I haven't read them maybe they're great I know they're
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  not but I don't want to say they're not when I haven't read them they're better
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  than 50 Shades of Gray which I couldn't get through I'm not saying they why you
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  even tried to for this podcast I said I would and I
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  tried and I was like [ __ ] it yeah now I am going to give a bit of a we have a
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  Twilight Episode which Justified me reading those books oh shut up you read those
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  before all right bright should I be considering this you're too bright is
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  that better is that what your teachers told you yes I do want to give I do want
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  to talk about give a little bit of plug for the Afterparty this week cuz cuz
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  there's a lot of geek in the week that
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  week increasingly brutal well yeah I've also got to add another one to the list
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  that we don't have oh so you're going to add one you're going to murder someone
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  between now and the after party yeah so be careful but yeah I just want to give a
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  little bit of a plug for that so keep an eye out for that if you do want to find
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  out who yeah we should proba explain what that means uh the geek of the week
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  is a segment where we will talk through all of the um
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  I guess celebrities or or people famous people people of note who have died this
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  week I mean if if we've heard of you you're famous unless unless you went to
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  school in our area we haven't heard of you but you did something significant
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  and we've just learned about you because you died all those people that died this
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  week people we have to tell Luke that they existed in the hopes that he will
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  dub them and we got to pitch him on their achievements much like you know
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  much like Elon Musk if we work for the government um
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  and we he will pick the ones that he the one sometimes two sometimes sometimes
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  two one per week right if we missed a week sometimes he'll pick two cuz he'll
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  allow one from the previous week last week he put there the best person who
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  died this week by Luke's standards whatever means who died yeah the one I
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  think that earned it but yes to get that you have to go to the Afterparty which
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  means you have to go to patreon.com mulp nerdgasm and give us uh five bucks a
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  month for the after party which is where we keep talking for I it was an hour
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  last week yep so basically a whole extra depends how excited we are after we
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  finished the first podcast sometimes it's not an hour I should be honest
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  about that it's at least 15 but sometimes it has yet gone longer than
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  the main show it's very rarely only 15 but I don't want to we like to talk too
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  much yeah that is true this is this is this is how we hang out these days cuz
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  we're old men in different countries and different states within those countries
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  m m different state I'm in a state of disrepair actually no sorry me and Dan
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  are in the same state oh that's true Luke commutes Interstate to go to work
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  each day y that's true yeah five minutes to get to the other state but it does
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  take me five I could actually also there
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  my state encompasses it envelops Him
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  circumambulates Luke yeah so Luke's state was invented because we couldn't
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  agree on which state which city sorry should be the capital city ridiculous so funny
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  and for those of you who are not in uh in Australia if you're in the US as I am
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  now uh I'm in the literally the smallest state in the US oh are you yes Luc is
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  just outside the smallest state in uh Australia right C Small Tasmania yeah
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  yeah y um New South Wells is [ __ ] enormous comparatively so like we we we
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  actually Australia is sort of weird we've got what what is it five states
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  and two territories or something I forget how it is is but we are actually
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  the same size as United States of America he has 50 plus mate we're the
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  same size as Europe yeah I mean it's not a whole lot
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  in the middle but no there's nothing going on in the middle and that's part
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  of the reason like there's a lot of emptiness in a lot of the places so yeah
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  like your heart yes so I take people out for Geek it a
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  week O Okay so the person You' put in you murdered this person
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  you took them out and then you murdered them yeah I didn't use the phrase [ __ ]
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  to death that's just what people are
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  saying you have to wait and see um speaking of things that you
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  wanted to uh media that you wanted to consume uh to discuss on this podcast I
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  literally queued something up tonight to watch before this in the half hour
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  before the show to be able to tell you guys I watched it and I couldn't I
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  couldn't do it I could not watch episode one of the bald ones oh god oh that just
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  seem I'm not I can't I'm I think I'm going to watch it it doesn't seem
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  interesting I don't watch reality TV anyway no I don't to like I I've
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  literally made more reality TV shows
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  than I've watched right gothy
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  yeah um but
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  uh I just I couldn't I wanted to see Alec bald I like Alec Baldwin I liked
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  him before he murdered that woman Mur weird about it
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  [Laughter]
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  you woman slaughtered man I love Will Smith before he got the stank on him now
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  I'm like [ __ ] Will Smith could [ __ ] off yeah he's gone weird hasn't he well
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  no I think with Will Smith he's always been weird like you hear some of the
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  stuff like with the kids and stuff about and it's just like really you what
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  celebrity everyone's turned on in the last couple of weeks is Ryan Reynolds
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  what you any of this this because of the Blake Lively
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  well it's it's come out because of the Blake Lively thing right but you know
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  how because everyone's going like but she's married to ryal Reynolds like the
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  nicest guy ever and a lot of co-stars have come out going nicest guy ever yeah
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  right he's a serious businessman probably yeah I think that's what it is
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  he's just taking very seriously he's got his fingers in a lot of pies
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  not the way Neil G has his fingers in pies like just he gets he gets signed
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  contracts before he does it it makes me think of the rock I think the rock is um
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  very like his whole persona it's all a thing it's not no I think I think I
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  think that's actually changed over time I think he was that super nice guy but
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  then turned into a business that's when he sort of changed and I think that's
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  sort of why like at the start I quite like but then over time you see is he
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  not your favorite actor anymore favorite actor hang on hang on who's your
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  favorite actor now he was my favorite wrestler turned
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  actor but now that's John Cena luckily for Dan and I we've got recorded
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  evidence of you saying that he's your favorite actor called this show because
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  he he overtook the guy who plays [ __ ] Stiffler in the American Pies as your
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  favorite actor at I still say he's a great actor he just he's not in anything
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  anymore I'm Bulletproof Monk yes my favorite actor at the moment
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  but that may be changing is Ryan Reynolds I still R fun all right oh he's
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  definitely funny I don't think anyone's questioning fun would be fun but I'll
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  say this though I other than the Deadpool movies I I don't watch his
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  movies because he does a lot of straight to video movies and I'm not interested
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  got coming out soon the electric state or something isn't that he not
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  interested oh I watched that because it's what's his name Simon Simon
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  Norwegian man I forget I can't remember these books that'll be good right the
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  electric state will be good okay you know what I shouldn't say that but it's
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  not it's not hitman's bodyguard seven I enjoy those movies they're just fun
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  movies I don't heard that something the H there's the hit bodyguard and then
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  there's hit's bodyguards wife and there's red something they're fun movies
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  just throw red something was which also starred the rock the Christmas one
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  no one with galado right G yeah yeah yeah that's a that was an easy movie to
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  watch very easy to very easy to write too IE for Luke that means very play
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  Xbox while it's on in the background yes you don't really have to pay attention to plot or
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  words um but I don't want to see Alec Baldwin at home uh and I don't want to
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  see his wife either do or not do a Spanish accent I want to find out if
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  they address the fact that in that trailer she does not have the accent
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  anymore I saw just the headline or something of the Variety article or
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  Hollywood Reporter saying um she she just speaks does do anymore her real
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  accent yeah yeah she's from Boston
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  um so confused how you can be so I mean she's not like a household name right
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  hararia B but her husband is right and she's she's very famous right and it' be
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  quite easy for people really easy for people to find out she's from Boston and
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  not not Latina whereever wherever she claims she's from doesn't she should not have that
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  accent it's just confusing to me do that she wants to say how versatile she is as
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  an actress and wants to get in and go hey do accents I still recall her not
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  knowing the English word for cucumber you say cucumber
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  it's just how embarrassing why do that it's so
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  strange yeah don't understand but yeah i' would love to know but I guess they
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  won't talk about that this this show is from the trailer is just
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  about making the shooting about them seems like it's just such a strange move
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  it seems like it's about the fact that that uh the accident happened he shot uh
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  what's her name can't remember the cinematographer and uh and it's make and
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  it's about them having to tell their kids about it or whatever right that's
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  basically the premise of this show I don't want to watch that that's not
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  entertaining Publishers te had at the time I really hope they have been fired
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  now cuz everything he done since the shooting has been a terrible step I'll
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  say this though I I I watched four back-to-back seasons of Rick and Morty
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  over the last two weeks and I the other night I was like I got watch something
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  else right I got to watch something else um but I'm just I'm just shy about new
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  comedy so I was like it's got to be something I already think is funny and
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  so I started 30 Rock from season one right oh yeah that's always Baldwin is
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  [ __ ] incredible yeah it's his
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  absolute best work mhm and the writers whoever's writing for his character is
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  just spot on knows his tone knows how to bring out the about that show the you
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  know the writers that they have the actors they are actually also writers on
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  the show like that's not amazing that's great try that show again I guess I
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  don't know I'm so surprised you can't get into it cuz I think it it's I didn't
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  try that hard let's be honest I did you start from from the start did you watch
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  the first episode I watched the first episode and I was like I don't really
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  care well I mean you know it's okay Everyone's entitled to their opinion I
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  think the first episode is what is very funny so if you don't if you didn't
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  think that was funny don't don't watch anymore I don't remember anything about
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  it it was a while it was a long time ago I couldn't even tell you how long ago
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  maybe I'll try again it is is silly it's it's
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  silly and you might it may be because you think Trac and Jordan's going to be
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  the he's great though I don't remember anything about it is he like that in
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  real life or is this just a great character I think that's just him like I
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  get that feeling too right but and some of the stuff he says I'm just like
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  there's just random like Family Guy random which is no longer funny ites
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  doesn't make me laugh but he'll say something so random that I'm like why
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  would you think to say that why would you think to say
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  that I'm so happy he recovered from that accident oh that's right I forgot about
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  that he was in a really bad accident and they thought he wasn't uh yeah he he was
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  in a limo and that got T-boned and got not s brain damage but those was like Fe
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  that he was going to lose that quickness but he seems to have recovered so it's
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  quite I just know this is unpopular I don't like Kenneth I know Kenneth is
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  everyone's favorite character but I just can't I can't do it if he comes on
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  screen I'm like is it the camp guy yeah yeah I see although there was there was this
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  hilarious seen bits of clips of that guy it's got to be everyone's favorite
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  character yeah but the um there's this there is one great episode early on
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  where um Frank who's um oh Jack Jack
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  Jack Jack yeah Jack who's
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  um is beating everyone at poker because he can just [ __ ] read everyone's
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  Tails except he can't read Kenneth because Kenneth's not thinking any thoughts
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  so
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  right I watched well actually I've watched now two seasons of Jack Ryan and
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  I really enjoyed those season two set in Venezuela very good
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  mhm and so is this is just like The New Adventures of Jack R it's like these
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  aren't from the books these are just some think so they might be I mean
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  they're too modern to be from the from old books they may have adapted cuz
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  they're not like a plot from a no no exactly right no this is about Venezuela
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  in particular there's uh uh oh it's it's more complicated than
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  that it's like more complicated than you just saying the word Venezuela yeah yeah
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  yeah I was about to say there's an election in Venezuela and it's about the
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  election but it's not it's about AR CIA the the election puppet they're not but
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  they're they get they're trying to find this other thing and then they're
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  interacting with a candidate and then it looks like they're interfering with it
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  and then it's it's it's very like it's it's very political but also a lot of
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  action and shooting and stuff like that if you're mid-40s man like me it's I
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  mean it sounds EXO I mean I [ __ ] love I love clear and present danger so yeah
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  it's that kind of stuff like yeah yeah season one was about like a terrorist
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  from um like a Syrian terrorist this one's about like a arms dealers and an
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  election in Venezuela so it's all that things and then the next season which I
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  uh I haven't started yet is is like a a Soviet like uh starts in the Soviet
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  thing with a bit of backstory then it's now it's modern day Russia I mean
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  they're going to have a hard time making Russia the enemy of America with
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  everything that's happening at the bit on the nose isn't it there turns out
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  they're not so bad mad I'm joking of course yeah yeah they're awful and so
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  America yeah um I know Venezuela and Panama are not the same place but um you reminded
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  me of a great book called The Tailor of Panama by John lar because I'm also a
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  45y old man who who who likes Espionage Thrillers you mean Southern
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  America you're 45 does me I'm 4 almost
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  almost almost uh and Matt goes first yes
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  um uh this CIA agent goes down to uh oh think it's MI6 actually he's British
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  goes down to Panama and has to recruit local spies to feedback to you
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  know um he's [ __ ] lazy right so he blackmails he blackmails his Taylor
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  who's a Taylor for like dignitaries and you know generals and presidents and
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  stuff and says I just need all your um all your secrets from everyone um but
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  but it turns that he's been lying to him and he doesn't know any of these people
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  so he's been making up stories just about his wife his friend his wife's
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  brother and stuff like this um and giving them back to this spy who's been
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  given them back to you know headquarters and um but they were actually trying to
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  start a coup and then at some point they sended troops to just murder all those
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  people yeah right that don't even know they're in fake stories [ __ ] great
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  John L carry get on it there is a movie
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  it's not very good yeah well and I also started watching Reacher
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  season 3 which is see good Reacher is something I think I will watch I think
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  Reacher is I kind of want to watch this too I must admit have you watched any of
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  the other Seasons I've seen a couple of episodes but not but it does seem it
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  seem it's dumb fun it's about a big guy who catches a bus everywhere and gets
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  caught up in crimes and he's ex he's an XMP so he's good at you know yeah good
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  at stuff and then is it episodic like each each episode there's there's a
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  different crime that he's got to solve no it's like a yeah seasonal so this
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  season actually the I think I mentioned this the big big thing was that he you
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  know this season he fights someone who's bigger than him cuz so the and I've seen
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  the guy now and I was like is is that
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  CGI it's not he's a Dutch guy right so the guy Allan Richardson I think his
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  name is the guy who plays Reacher is 6' one I think okay and you've seen him
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  right he's [ __ ] enormous huge the guy
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  that he is kind of they haven't had a big fight yet but they they're not
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  getting along he's this Danish I think or Dutch actor he's [ __ ] 7 foot
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  tall ripped and he doesn't look like you know people with like gigantism kind of
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  look they're not proportional oh Jesus see he just looks like a [ __ ]
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  enormous man like he looks seen this picture huge huge compared to that dude
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  compared to Tom Cruz who also seen yes
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  because the scene like basically when when he first count encounters him the
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  guy comes out and he's reach's sat in the car and the guy looks really big and
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  then it's like played like Reacher gets out you think oh he's going to she's
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  going to be bigger than this guy and he gets out of the car and stands up and I
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  was like [ __ ] that's got to be like a some Hobbit style camera trick camera
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  trick cuz that guy's enormous no that guy is really [ __ ] huge but but he
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  can act they haven't just found the biggest man no that's that's the other
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  thing too no he's so far he's yeah because I remember in the ' 80s and
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  don't get me wrong I love movies from the ' 80s but the Remake was just find
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  the biggest men you can and put them in a movie Andre the Giant loved him oh
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  yeah not a good watch [ __ ] oh yeah true yeah and I I would have watched
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  anything with him in it he said is he a good actor I'd be like it's not the point
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  but also the pl of reach season 3 is quite interesting too I was very
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  confused at first but I was like oh okay that's actually quite clever yeah I just
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  found that photo you had comparing them all and it's like my
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  God but I mean in the book does it specify Jack Reacher is is really big or
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  is it this actor is big I think so I haven't read the books but I believe
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  that because people said um Tom Cruz was not particularly accurate and so the the
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  thing that movie though was quite good like whether or not he was so the
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  character is largely the same he's like the ex-military guy who just travels
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  around on buses he doesn't have anything like he has just things in his pockets
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  like he's got his wallet and a toothbrush and a phone and like catches
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  buses around America and then when he wants new clothes he goes into a thrift
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  shop and he donates the clothes he's
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  wearing and buys new clothes in that
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  order I mean if you if you likey [Laughter]
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  if I was [ __ ] ripped as him I know whatever who gives a [ __ ] yeah people
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  are already looking at him cuz would you rather be massively ripped just
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  naturally right not cuz you working out all the time but just naturally mive but
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  a tiny little penis
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  right yeah or our normal with
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  the we have yeah yeah yeah I'm quite
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  happy as I am Dan yeah just be yourself yeah I'll try the other way for a bit
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  yeah sure yeah why not no I I really I don't know for me I don't think this is
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  I think this sort of might be also natural for him a little bit because I'm
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  sure he does a lot of work for it as well but he's been I've seen his yeah he did he did a
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  men's health thing I remember I talked about this on the podcast before that
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  it's it's worth watch it it's funny because he it's that you know they show
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  you what's in your fridge and what your workouts are and stuff and his fridge
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  he's like you're going to hate me because it's just junk food I just eat
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  what the [ __ ] I want mate and then I go lift weights and this is what happens
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  yeah cuz I've seen him shows for like years and he's that's just his body
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  shape it's not like other actors where you see which are constantly going up
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  and down to say I'm sure he I'm sure he does lift weights and stuff like he must
• 25:17
  I'm not saying that he doesn't like he does he would work out but I don't think
• 25:21
  it's very muscular and [ __ ] enormous no but
• 25:26
  like a mutual friend of our just can I say his name yeah he doesn't
• 25:30
  care he's not going to talk to us dick dick from high school
• 25:35
  Luke I don't you know course you and
• 25:38
  Dick dated sisters once right
• 25:42
  remember um we dated the same sister actually but not at the same time oh yes
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  true yes yes why did I think you each
• 25:51
  had one no you yeah bill
• 25:58
  Bill Bill dated the sister yeah we to name there weren't there weren't that
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  many women in the town
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  we yeah this is Bill who impregnated my brother's
• 26:12
  ex-girlfriend wow Bill's daughter's mother was my brother's long-term
• 26:18
  girlfriend very small town we come from yeah yeah what were we talking about
• 26:24
  dick oh yeah like we were friends when we were little kids right so like I saw
• 26:30
  him with a little kid body which looked exactly like mine but then when puberty
• 26:34
  hit it hit us differently and he just
• 26:37
  got [ __ ] abs and like for no reason just not doing anything he wasn't even
• 26:43
  that sporty yeah he he didn't play sports he didn't work out and he was
• 26:46
  just he just was ripped I [ __ ] hated
• 26:50
  him for that [ __ ] hated you for that
• 26:56
  dick you dick
• 27:01
  yeah um somebody's put sance in I'm assuming it's Dan unless Luke watched it
• 27:06
  I haven't gone back the last episode was one maybe the best episode so far
• 27:12
  really interesting I've been seeing stuff that like the Ines and outies are
• 27:16
  getting closer together or something I've been reading seeing articles about
• 27:19
  but maybe you don't even know who's an in and who's in Audi L maybe you don't
• 27:24
  know what I do know is that the dop of this whole show directed this episode
• 27:30
  it's the directorial debut and it's a master class in non nillionaire story
• 27:36
  toing sure yeah I'll give it that yeah I was like like I mean looks like half of
• 27:42
  it was shot on film or they made it it must be yeah yeah yeah like and and then
• 27:47
  some shots I'm like was that even a real shot was that a CGI person because
• 27:51
  you've done something crazy with that camera yeah it's very interesting well I
• 27:54
  did I did have a theory before I stopped watching that one of the enies was not
• 27:57
  actually being the in more an out pretending to be n and I think I I am
• 28:02
  right on that now I'm starting to think and it is the redhead isn't it wait
• 28:05
  didn't you you've watched that episode yeah they they they announc it in that
• 28:09
  episode at the end the one that you watched that you said you were confused
• 28:12
  oh I didn't finish watching it I actually are correct you are correct
• 28:16
  like I had a feeling a few episodes before that was coming that one more to it than that
• 28:22
  but and I re or less to it than that actually yeah I reckon there something
• 28:26
  we don't know as well because I Reon they're playing fast and loose with the
• 28:29
  timeline now oh yeah because the episode after that before this one usually when
• 28:36
  they do flashbacks they make it very obvious there's a flashback right but
• 28:41
  when you see an innie at work and then you see an Aude in the next scene at
• 28:45
  home you assume that that's sequential the same date right except that we saw a
• 28:51
  scene where something happened in on the severance floor and then we saw a scene
• 28:56
  where outside redhead an outside main guy are in a Chinese restaurant talking
• 29:02
  yes yes and then she said I'm sorry about the um what do they call it the
• 29:08
  the overtime event yes pulling him out uh the other night but we know that it
• 29:15
  was 5 months that he wasn't in the oh you're right Seance so that must have
• 29:20
  been well they told them it was 5 months yeah yeah see someone's lying
• 29:25
  they're either liy to each other or they're liy to us both or whoever's
• 29:29
  writing this is not keeping
• 29:33
  track and he D doesn't care
• 29:38
  yeah I might try and give it another go but no no but I really liked I really
• 29:42
  liked this week's episode I like lot I liked it I was I I guess I'm like
• 29:48
  invested in like some of the other characters that were in this course yeah
• 29:52
  yeah yeah it was at the detriment yeah
• 29:56
  yeah but I like I like shows and anytime people do this successfully I'm like
• 30:02
  [ __ ] Bravo where characters that you think are sideline characters or just
• 30:07
  afterthought characters they will have an episode that's a backstory and you're
• 30:10
  like [ __ ] okay like I think that's
• 30:14
  usually pretty pretty good Y no still very good just didn't bring shows
• 30:20
  together in it so no none zero Juro but then I guess we got a pretty [ __ ]
• 30:27
  good Juro episode last week yeah yeah did you see Christopher Walkin this week
• 30:32
  oh also Christopher Walkin as well in that episode oh he's back yeah so I mean
• 30:37
  slight potential spoilers although we've already done a few Luke's not watching
• 30:40
  it anymore yeah no no I me for the listeners Watchers Witnesses
• 30:46
  um you know during the the dinner party thing right and then Fields who a
• 30:52
  [ __ ] love that actor says that says you know when 20 years ago when you were
• 30:56
  working at lumen and it gets awkward and and he's like you know that they only
• 31:01
  invented Severance you 5 years ago whatever it is and and then they like H
• 31:06
  it gets kind of awkward and then he goes when they're leaving he goes can you
• 31:08
  believe Fields got that wrong and it's like well obviously that's something
• 31:13
  you're setting this up now yeah and then um you know an interview this week was
• 31:18
  asked what's the deal with that and then he goes like he didn't even miss be he
• 31:24
  goes [ __ ] you know sometimes you you ask me what when did this thing happen I say
• 31:29
  happened 5 years ago it was 10 years ago yeah people you know forget you know
• 31:32
  remember these things it was just like such a really good like I'm not going to
• 31:36
  tell you yeah yeah but like there was not even a hint of anything he was just
• 31:41
  I wouldn't think I wouldn't worry about it mate yeah I I'm am enjoying this being
• 31:48
  weekly but only because we're talking about it if we weren't discussing it I'd
• 31:53
  just be angry that's how it used to be but now this is why I still think some
• 31:57
  shows better to be weekly cuz if if you binge watch as I've always said like you
• 32:03
  binge watch stuff you stop paying attention to some of this so you're
• 32:06
  going to miss details Because by the second episode you're on your phone and
• 32:10
  then you sort of you're there but you're not whereas week to week you're going to
• 32:13
  pay attention for that half an hour well like with If lost had me binged it
• 32:17
  wouldn't have landed as well because the whole thing with it is that you some
• 32:21
  weird thing would be in the background like be some [ __ ] guy walking in the
• 32:24
  background and everyone be like that guy's the [ __ ] he's doing this and
• 32:28
  all these theories and why is there a letter L on this thing and which you
• 32:33
  just wouldn't have any of that if it was all out the same time even um the first
• 32:37
  season of True Detective oh that was that was week to week and it was one of
• 32:41
  the last shows that I remember being week to we where people were like [ __ ]
• 32:44
  what what's happening cuz you're like where is this going and now it's just
• 32:48
  like oh let's just find out well I think that real life saying I'm not paying
• 32:52
  attention to Rick and Morty is is what you're saying you're saying because I'm
• 32:54
  watching three episodes of that at night but no I think the real
• 33:00
  last would have been Game of Thrones wouldn't it that would have been the one
• 33:04
  that people were having watch parties and that's everyone's talking about that
• 33:08
  I never watched it but that was less about like mystery and more about who's
• 33:12
  just going to randomly get [ __ ] murdered cuz that was kind of the thing
• 33:16
  with that show yeah yeah who's tits and Dick are we going to see this week first
• 33:20
  couple of seasons of that was so good though I watched one season and didn't
• 33:25
  get it the first season yep I'm just making
• 33:32
  sure I dipped into the middle def no idea what was going on the thing is I
• 33:38
  rewatched the first season after I watched the whole thing um CU I was
• 33:42
  going to do a complete rewatch and then just stopped after I think the second
• 33:45
  season or third season but the first season makes so much more sense when you
• 33:50
  know every who everyone is because they just talk about someone they mentioned
• 33:54
  Stannis so often that first season he doesn't appear they didn't even have a
• 33:59
  [ __ ] casting for that character he appears in season 2 only but if you
• 34:03
  don't know who that is or why significant you just okay there's this
• 34:06
  guy who's been talked about again I didn't watch it to like I watched that
• 34:09
  after like season three or four come out and then it was only then I found out
• 34:12
  Starks not even in half the show he dies the first season and I thought he played
• 34:17
  a big part in it gone dly was dead yeah he played the part he was born to play
• 34:23
  and they were yeah the murdered guy yeah yeah but they were kill kill anyone they
• 34:30
  anyone yeah none of your your favorite character is not safe except Peter
• 34:34
  Dinklage who they killed and then brought back to life yeah did they do
• 34:38
  that in the book or that for a TV show cuz we needed him back ratings oh really
• 34:42
  just TV show didn't know that yeah we need the ratings that was a bad mistake we
• 34:48
  made I hate when they do [ __ ] like that like with [ __ ] Mandalorian they just
• 34:54
  send baby Guru off and then he's back yeah and now he's supposed to just be a
• 34:59
  one seon thing and then they were like oh we'll keep him for a second season
• 35:02
  and then we'll get rid of him and then ah [ __ ] it just he's back that's what
• 35:06
  the show is I mean I understand why it just annoyed me oh I've got baby Yoda tattooed on
• 35:11
  me you do and the eggs right and the
• 35:15
  eggs he's eating the eggs he's e
• 35:20
  genocide and that was a joke in this episode that was just eating This Woman's
• 35:26
  children yeah yeah I mean I understand because Disney
• 35:30
  literally don't know what people like about Star Wars because they are shocked
• 35:35
  when they get it right and they are shocked when they get it wrong and uh on
• 35:41
  that note Andor season 2 there's a trailer actual [ __ ] and then if you I to
• 35:46
  turn the audio off but this trailer looks very good but I like what I turned
• 35:49
  the trailer off because I couldn't why is there like Brit pop in a [ __ ] it's
• 35:54
  so weird like trailers are dumb now trailers back in the day used to be so
• 36:00
  stock you just knew what a trailer was going to be what it was going to sound
• 36:04
  like and it just told you if you were going to like the movie or not now
• 36:07
  you're like well I don't know but why would they have like that music on a
• 36:10
  trailer for Star Wars cuz Star Wars made George Lucas made a choice like in the
• 36:14
  70s which was a good choice imagine if Star Wars back
• 36:18
  then had have had like disco music in it which was recommended to him and he went
• 36:24
  well every other sci-fi movie in the 70s had like synth score you know so imagine
• 36:31
  if we didn't get that to happen we would have been stuck with it might have been
• 36:35
  a very different may not have taken off to what it was of course
• 36:39
  now we do have that it just it wasn't that was awesome still but yeah you
• 36:43
  don't want that the movie but um I'm hoping that with this
• 36:48
  cuz the trailer does look amazing but yeah they go back and realize that this
• 36:54
  is what people are liking not the I like that menon's back as kenic it's
• 37:01
  good stuff yeah he's gonna bang my mothma his
• 37:07
  um krennic is going to bang mom noar yep okay sure why not why wouldn't they
• 37:13
  they're going for the Game of Thrones thing we're going to get m m tits
• 37:17
  out I thought you they were going to be brother and sister cuz that's also a
• 37:22
  Game of Thrones thing um I can't tell from this trailer so I guess he's not
• 37:26
  but my favorite character character from season one was that um like middle
• 37:31
  management uh Empire dude he's in it he's in it he's in one shot in this yeah
• 37:35
  okay great cuz he was excellent yeah he looks different he's looks like he's got
• 37:40
  like religious vestments on or something or it might not be but he looks like he's got
• 37:47
  yes guy's great he's also in this [ __ ] show bodies that you would love
• 37:53
  Matt yes yes [ __ ]
• 37:58
  time travel and [ __ ] Jack the Ripper [ __ ] just [ __ ] watch it you [ __ ]
• 38:04
  idiot all right what else of else you got on your list this is better than it
• 38:08
  I've got a counterpart that you told me to watch yeah that's good put that queued up I've
• 38:13
  got bodies is probably better than counterpart oh but counterpart might be easier to
• 38:19
  watch I think I've seen bodies this is the one where it's sort of there's
• 38:23
  different time periods isn't it yeah and you watch yeah watch this no this was
• 38:28
  good that was good right yeah yeah it's on Netflix is it yep yep all right I've
• 38:35
  got that British Science Fiction Thriller mhm yeah what more do you need
• 38:41
  [Laughter] mate mind you [ __ ] the whole world don't like that there's a gay black man
• 38:47
  playing Doctor Who right now do they really I don't even know do I thought
• 38:51
  they were taking a break from Doctor Who completely for a
• 38:56
  bit I but then again I didn't watch any I
• 39:01
  haven't watched it since JY wher and not because I don't like women I need to
• 39:05
  make that personally clear kind of done with this I heard
• 39:11
  that she was kind of good in it but I think everyone just got a bit over
• 39:14
  Doctor Who I thought they were taking a break to reset again like a few years
• 39:19
  let it yeah but guess not and then we wait for the gritty
• 39:25
  reboot yes the game of drones Doctor Who you see his dick that's behind the
• 39:31
  scenes in Doctor Who with tenant and what's his name daughter um Peter Davidson's daughter
• 39:38
  what isn't he David Tenant married actress who played his daughter
• 39:45
  in the show The Doctor's Daughter different yeah different Peter
• 39:49
  Davidson's daughter who played oh in real life correct yes oh [ __ ] I didn't
• 39:54
  know that I'm pretty sure it's Peter Davidson but it's hard I think it'd be
• 39:59
  pretty hard to sort of start a ro romantic relationship when you're
• 40:01
  pretending that that's your daughter yeah Georgia tenant is pet
• 40:08
  davids's daughter David tenant's wife played the doctor's daughter played the
• 40:11
  daughter in the show and that's how they met apparently
• 40:15
  yeah but he might I mean that's two that's two out of three so you must just
• 40:20
  be like oh this is my this is you know Georgia she's not my daughter like she
• 40:25
  didn't even play my daugh daugh she played his daughter and also played by
• 40:31
  him and she is his daughter but she's not my daughter daughter so she's 40 how
• 40:36
  old's David Tennant 53 okay so it's not that weird I mean not crazy yeah no it's
• 40:42
  not that weird I do have something weird I want to bring up but I'm going to wait for
• 40:48
  the Afterparty as well something just hit me te recently teas it in teas it
• 40:52
  now it it involved um Nellie Portman I'm just going to leave it at that o all
• 40:57
  right weird hit me about that would entice me bit of bit of weird Natalie
• 41:02
  Portman news coming in the after party teasing a lot for the after party
• 41:06
  tonight and I don't know why you want that you want that 100
• 41:12
  bucks yeah I do L you been playing more avow um no
• 41:18
  because I've been playing um Yakuza life is a pirate or something but I'm going
• 41:24
  to go back to a b cuz I am enjoying that as well I just got to a yeah I got to a
• 41:29
  new city today mhm yeah I thought you might have played it Matt I wasn't sure
• 41:33
  whether you were implying you had played it or that you just were going to play
• 41:36
  it no I I did I so I messaged you guys because I didn't know I don't know how I
• 41:42
  didn't know this that I didn't know it was pills of Eternity I don't know how I
• 41:47
  didn't know that so the intro started and they were talking about um the god
• 41:54
  like I can't remember the the name of the world and and then charact and like
• 41:58
  Waker the god wer and I was like oh I know this I know that so you actually
• 42:02
  know more about more me cuz I've never played pill yeah so I played through the
• 42:06
  hollowborn crisis in Pillars of Eternity one so if they mention that I was there
• 42:11
  for that it is yep uh so I guess this is obviously set afterwards um and then I was like I
• 42:17
  don't think it is but I was like is this Jeremy Irons doing the narration I don't
• 42:22
  think it is it just sounds like it it could be is he talking about marrying his son
• 42:28
  Jeremy Irons AOW I don't think so it just sounds like
• 42:32
  him no I don't there's a lot popping up I tell you there's only one thing I
• 42:38
  don't buy in this there's a dwarf I don't know if you have to but I had a
• 42:42
  dwarf companion at one stage the little blue guy oh no no no no not him an
• 42:48
  actual dwarf oh annoying yes but he's got an American accent like just and I'm
• 42:53
  like dwarves dwarves have to be Welsh or Scottish or
• 42:57
  you can't have once you get a little bit further you can choose who your
• 43:01
  companions are and you can just leave him at Camp yeah he's a bit of a he's a
• 43:07
  bit he's a bit too negative for my his Vibe brings my vibe
• 43:11
  down it's not Jeremy eyes it's a different actor but yeah okay so I
• 43:14
  haven't met anys yet just that yeah that little blue
• 43:17
  feather look seems bit wingy to me I do say he's get some negative feedback
• 43:22
  online and I think people are going I think people are upset because it's not
• 43:25
  Skyrim but I've seen a lot of negative feedback but I haven't actually been
• 43:30
  able to find what the feedback is I've just heard people saying don't [ __ ]
• 43:33
  play this this is everything that's wrong with gaming and I'm like what I
• 43:37
  love this I'm having a lot of fun with this it's a little bit clunky but and as
• 43:42
  I said like it's a little bit like streamlined like it's not it's not
• 43:45
  really open world at first it was like
• 43:48
  it was like I guess uh I I try was trying to interact with everything but
• 43:54
  you just can't and that put me at first yeah but actually then I was like well
• 43:59
  it's kind of nice to be honest I'm not just Wheels cheese and [ __ ]
• 44:04
  everything like in skri like in this the room could be full of stuff but if unless it's
• 44:11
  glowing it's not you can't pick it up it's not interesting yeah and you might
• 44:15
  actually have a weapon weapon rack with two like pre-rendered swords on it and
• 44:19
  one sword that clearly you can pick up you know and the others are just yeah
• 44:24
  I'll say though it's very generous given you [ __ ] like if you get into a skirmish
• 44:29
  or if you rate a camp or something there'll be a chest there'll be [ __ ] in
• 44:32
  it like y it it rewards you if you find a little hidey-hole and go and explore
• 44:37
  it there will be something to to pick up from there the one advice I can give you
• 44:42
  is once you've got your Camp pay attention to what weapons you like and
• 44:46
  learn how to make sure you're prepared to upgrade cuz that's all I was trying
• 44:49
  to figure out how to do that but you can't do it just without I've only
• 44:53
  literally only done the intro Mission and then I got to the first city yeah once you to
• 44:57
  Camp that's you can UPG make your Camp your first Camp yeah
• 45:02
  haven't done that yet yeah I really like so far the way it seems like magic works
• 45:08
  with the book is that is it that just how it all works that's [ __ ] cool man
• 45:13
  yeah where you you equip a book yeah in your just read spells out of that book
• 45:17
  while you're combat but it's like you you use it as like your attack and he
• 45:22
  holds the book up and then you hit the button for the spell yeah that's really
• 45:24
  clever I've never played a game where that was it's good great yep no that's a great
• 45:30
  game I'm going to go back and play more more I've been playing it I'm in the I'm
• 45:33
  in the next town now I just got there um
• 45:37
  I'm putting all my points in that um spell that you can cast which in the
• 45:43
  first instance it was just like basically force force lightning somebody
• 45:48
  but then I'm two more I've got two more levels of it now and it bounces off them
• 45:53
  and goes to other people kind of like the arc in the end of
• 45:58
  Raiders yeah chain lightning so like I just walk up to people and just [ __ ]
• 46:03
  start zapping the first one and like two three other people will also start
• 46:06
  flopping around on the ground like this is good I'm liking this maybe I should
• 46:10
  have invested in that I still can it's not that hard that's a good thing cuz
• 46:13
  even if you want to change you don't have to really learn your skills it's
• 46:17
  all about just upgrading the weapon so something else yeah the way the magic
• 46:22
  works is making me want to do magic in it for sure climbing up things makes me
• 46:26
  fall I'm very bad at climbing things I find that mechanic is not great and for
• 46:31
  some reason when you fall you pull out your sword it's like not only do I have
• 46:35
  to climb that back up but I've got to unequip this now too but I need to ask
• 46:39
  about in case you have to attack the ground youve now seen the inventory
• 46:42
  system yes do you understand what's so great about it um revolutionary I still
• 46:49
  think it's just a slow news R for that brighter yeah I think I mean it is it's
• 46:54
  it's quite well organized and everything I wonder if that's what they mean where
• 46:57
  it's not just like a big bucket everything's split into types that's been
• 47:02
  around sky has
• 47:06
  that sort of it's easy to Skyrim's inventry is very very clunky to navigate
• 47:12
  though CU but it still breaks them up into like armor I think but the way that this is
• 47:16
  laid out like a spreadsheet with tabs is very convenient to and quick so I think
• 47:22
  it is welld designed but yeah I don't it didn't yeah it reminds me of um there
• 47:29
  was a mod for Oblivion and I wonder if that's what this is based on that that
• 47:33
  reorganized the Oblivion inventory it was very good it reminds me of it okay
• 47:38
  um a lot of those little things that you pick up to like the
• 47:42
  um uh items for building crafting upgrading oh yeah have no weight either
• 47:49
  so you don't have to like sacrifice I've not been over encumbered at all and Nei
• 47:55
  I'm running around I do get I do get so weapons pretty quickly cuz that's where
• 48:00
  that's where the weight is in weapons and armor everything else is oh I got a
• 48:04
  nice set of armor today than I'm wearing now it's nice it's
• 48:09
  nice is someone running someone the
• 48:14
  desk yeah yeah I did get excited I had to break up with a prostitute in the
• 48:21
  game I was going to say stay on topic D [ __ ] because I was playing this game too
• 48:26
  much I have time we've got some prostitute news should we leave that for
• 48:30
  the Afterparty or yeah look we're almost in the after party so we the viewers can
• 48:35
  wait 10 minutes and plus the 11th minute where you go and sign up on patreon patreon.com
• 48:42
  mpasm um but the razi awards happened this week and I I want to go through
• 48:48
  these yes please yes please so um
• 48:54
  uh we just start with worst worst film of the Year there was some pretty [ __ ]
• 48:59
  films this year anyone want to guess or do you want me to just blur it out I S
• 49:04
  already opened it okay well it's Madam web yeah which I didn't see didn't see
• 49:09
  this year or last year no it was last year last year even then I was like oh
• 49:14
  okay but I could believe that cuz I I never saw it had no interest in seeing
• 49:18
  and you just heard terrible things about it yeah yeah and people online were like
• 49:22
  they must have changed the story halfway through the edit yeah that was
• 49:26
  interesting so much weird stuff happening off screen and people talking
• 49:31
  when you can't see their mouths moving and I want to know if they're going to
• 49:35
  funny understand that they can't make this work without Spider-Man and just
• 49:41
  what you doing but why I guess Venom works okay they're on the third one the
• 49:46
  third one which but even the third one like that came out I didn't see any
• 49:50
  marketing or anything for it it's just I saw I can buy it now and I didn't know
• 49:55
  yeah but it's not even about just the fact there isn't Spider-Man it's like
• 50:00
  like it's like what we said like what the [ __ ] happened to this movie like you
• 50:04
  made it and then changed it all and like this dialogue that doesn't match
• 50:09
  people's mouths and that like like what are you why surprises you that this is
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  not doing well like you do like when they wrote the script whoever the writer
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  of the script was and they brought it into you and said that's when you change
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  it yeah like oh okay but these not after you've made the movie right well if I
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  guess not anymore moves too fast for that but that's what that's the problem
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  right doing this look at that Craven the hunter thing they got that [ __ ]
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  animated still of the person's mouth moving like I think they honestly just
• 50:44
  need to finally just go we don't deserve the rights to make this anymore like
• 50:49
  yeah here you go Marvel who you your borderline don't deserve it anyway even but your
• 50:55
  Spider-Man better than this people I saw a very funny complaint about the new
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  Captain America the other day mhm it was so I haven't seen it obviously but um it
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  was uh might have been on Instagram a real where someone was showing a clip I
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  don't know if it's from like a cam of it or whatever it was a clip from the movie
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  I don't know how they got it but they were like this is ridiculous this is
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  impossible [ __ ] amcu is dead to me because there's a a shot where Red Hulk
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  had har for Red Hulk is swinging like a telegraph poll or something at telephone
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  poll at a bunch of soldiers and Captain America the new Captain America who was
• 51:35
  Falcon flies in and grabs it to protect them mhm and then the guy was like he's
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  not a superior he's [ __ ] dead now
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  like the Hulk hit his arms with a t a
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  telephone pole like right that nonsensical and I was like I think maybe
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  you need to lower your expectations as far as suspension of disbelief goes like yeah
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  it's it's it's a comic book movie just accept it you don't need to you're right
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  you absolutely correct but yeah but that was always going to be the issue with
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  him being Captain America is that he's not a superhero he just has a backpack
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  that lets him fly yes and the shield now yeah yeah but yeah it's still attached
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  to his arms that are normal arms which those bones will shat right
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  but it's a comic book just go no I was going to say maybe they address that but
• 52:32
  whoever this guy criticizing is would have would have known that too
• 52:35
  so may the only thing he's seen that clip anyway it just made me laugh cuz I
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  was like okay mental not don't care about stuff like that if I watch this
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  movie yeah which I won't but the funny thing is Marvel used to be more careful than that
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  I think so maybe that's what he means too it's just that like when you watch
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  Iron Man you don't go oh come on like you just go [ __ ] yeah so but maybe
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  that's just a sign that the movies themselves aren't as good anymore no
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  because I mean it I think it depends because Guardians played loose with that
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  stuff too because for example when Drax fights Ronan in the first one he gets
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  his ass kicked and he's hurt in the second Guardians movie when the ship
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  crashes and draxx is [ __ ] smashing into trees and then then like he's just
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  hanging out the back of the ship on a piece of rope and he's like smashing and
• 53:31
  then it crashes and he's like like he's not hurt like they play loose with that
• 53:36
  stuff true but that was a good movie so it doesn't matter yeah that exactly
• 53:40
  right that's the difference well speaking of which the other movies that
• 53:42
  were up for worst picture that didn't get at the runner-ups Borderlands oh
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  yeah did anyone watch it I did um you did did you I did
• 53:53
  and it was it was not good and I I think it's because cuz I think they changed
• 53:58
  mway through we're not going for the r riging we're going for
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  PG-13 from Eli Roth to what's his name the guy who did um the first
• 54:07
  Deadpool and Tim Miller but yeah like you changed like Borderland should be an
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  our movie it's a lot of blood and murder and guns and it's not inappropriate
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  sexual humor yeah so that's what happened to that they got scared yeah
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  well Jo is in here follow um which I didn't see I have no
• 54:32
  interest in seeing it but also person that I know who saw it went it's [ __ ]
• 54:38
  garbage like anyway on this list as well oh is
• 54:43
  it lady G on hot ones and she was more down to earth and Charming than I
• 54:49
  expected oh okay put that out there yeah right I don't know why I thought she was
• 54:54
  I assumed she was kind of a bit pretentious I would like dress yeah
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  right yeah maybe maybe you got on a good day yeah yeah but yeah also she's
• 55:05
  basically a character at this point so who knows yeah yeah yeah megalopolis
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  when I popped it on I was like this is going to be a train wreck but I I'll
• 55:14
  I'll watch it crash and actually the first like maybe 30 minutes I was like I
• 55:19
  quite like this and then it and then it started disappearing up its own ass
• 55:25
  yeah yeah you know that is it the Aurora Boris the snake eating its own tail
• 55:29
  imagine if the tail was just going up its own ass you want to know the only
• 55:33
  reason why I know what that's called yeah red
• 55:38
  dwarf was for Red Dwarf I would not know what that snake was
• 55:42
  called froming story originally
• 55:49
  yeah if we talked about the weird production of never- Ending Story on
• 55:54
  this podcast I don't remember I don't think so flag
• 55:58
  that for next week because we're getting to the end I'll rattle off the rest of
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  these razes yeah yeah yeah let's go okay so worst actress Dakota Johnson from
• 56:07
  Madame web really I feel like it's not her fault it doesn't mean she's not a
• 56:13
  bad I think generally is she actually haven't seen her she only in that other
• 56:18
  that 50 Shades shades of she's in other stuff is she I don't I don't know her
• 56:22
  from wasn't she in that movie that um quantis made everybody watch when she's
• 56:27
  like getting a gear off in that remember there was that story about how the
• 56:30
  quantis flight entertainment system wasn't working properly put on a movie
• 56:34
  so they took a vot and everyone wanted to watch the sex movie and then the
• 56:38
  parents with the kids were like [ __ ] you wow that's so
• 56:44
  weird um I have read ahead an I call
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  [ __ ] on the actor oh you think oh right so best
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  actor worst actor worst actor worst
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  actor Jerry Jer Seinfeld's a great actor I don't think he was playing Jer
• 57:05
  Seinfield in unfrosted like in the movie like I don't did you watch unfrosted
• 57:09
  yeah I didn't mind it was a well Amy Schumer also one worst supporting
• 57:14
  actress for that movie was she was she bad yeah she was bad yeah nothing changed
• 57:21
  there um director but worst director Francis V cop for megal
• 57:26
  oh wow Mighty have fallen yeah I was going to say maybei
• 57:33
  too but yeah but he went and collected it yeah I know he redeemed himself
• 57:37
  instantly Francis Ford coper went on Twitter straight away and just started
• 57:41
  talking about how you just don't understand it if you don't like
• 57:46
  it if only you understand it there's a problem yeah that's right and then um
• 57:52
  two words for Joker um best or worst Sequel and worst on screen combo for Wen
• 57:59
  Phoenix and Lady Gaga I might watch it one day but I don't know why they followed
• 58:05
  up they said going to be stand alone and it was a great
• 58:11
  Standalone and again I haven't seen it but evidently like it it is a fullon
• 58:16
  musical like you know we joked on maybe it's just one sequence or something no
• 58:19
  apparently it's a fullon musical all the way through apparently the songs are
• 58:22
  garbage and then evidently whatever kind of interesting plot they start setting
• 58:27
  up in the first half stops and then the whole second half is just like a taking
• 58:32
  itself way too seriously courtroom drama and like what is going
• 58:37
  on I saw um coima loved it and was like
• 58:43
  say he said on Twitter I think he said something about people will realize in a
• 58:48
  few years what a masterpiece it is and and revisit it I do have to see it and I
• 58:53
  was like I don't know man well we have by going other people's reviews and then
• 58:58
  we come back and we watch and we go that's true I've Loved things people
• 59:03
  hated yeah so like the acolyte the acolyte was great remember I
• 59:08
  still I still can't get over when people were going ah there's space lesbians and
• 59:12
  stuff it's a COV of witches like yeah what are you expecting and when
• 59:16
  somebody's like oh the the characters are they thems no she just didn't know
• 59:20
  how to talk about an alien it was a funny joke you could have made it in the
• 59:26
  pre era just just as the same I would it was kind of a little bit at the expense
• 59:31
  of the work C it was like yeah not in a mean way but like yeah I
• 59:37
  don't I did not I we've done this before I did not understand the hatred for that
• 59:41
  show I thought it was really good I thought it was I didn't think it was really good I
• 59:47
  thought it was good but I certainly thought it was one of the best recent
• 59:51
  Star Wars things yeah it did something different it was like it was yeah it was
• 59:56
  was perfect and it was the second most stream thing on Disney plus so if
• 1:00:00
  everyone hated it as much as they did they seem to watch it an awful lot and
• 1:00:05
  every of the nitpicky things people were talking about when I saw it I was like
• 1:00:10
  come on that's fine people were going in to pick that movie apart or pick that
• 1:00:15
  show apart like that was what I thought I was going to hate about it was the
• 1:00:19
  cast because I'd seen all this press stuff beforehand and oh yeah and that
• 1:00:24
  ruined it for me at least can blow the Death Star that guy yeah all that stuff
• 1:00:30
  I think with the stuff why people hate that is I honestly think it comes out to
• 1:00:34
  jealousy a little bit yes that when an actor gets something wrong like that something
• 1:00:40
  thats doesn't even know yeah yeah absolutely because he doesn't need to
• 1:00:45
  know he's a [ __ ] actor yeah he reads the words that are written on the script
• 1:00:48
  and he's a good actor so his character in the [ __ ] show is a [ __ ] idiot
• 1:00:53
  as well so it it fits that he's kind like dopy and you know death star hasn't
• 1:00:58
  even happened yet yep how would he
• 1:01:04
  know yeah that's silly act's good watch it list yeah yeah watch it well don't
• 1:01:10
  watch it did you watch all of it you guys season yeah I watch it all yeah
• 1:01:14
  yeah I thought the [ __ ] lightsaber fight in the last episode was was like
• 1:01:19
  great because it again it was something new and and I thought was really really
• 1:01:24
  well choreographed and yeah I'll give you that yeah certainly better than
• 1:01:27
  lightsaber fights in the [ __ ] Obi-Wan show like when they start fighting and
• 1:01:31
  they go through the like a walkway and then you there's a shot from the outside
• 1:01:35
  you [ __ ] see the lightsabers coming through the wall and the SP and I was
• 1:01:38
  like [ __ ] yeah that's sick that's what we should have had more of in Star Wars cuz
• 1:01:42
  lightsabers go through everything it just I was like yes except other lightsabers
• 1:01:48
  yeah no I really liked it and and and
• 1:01:53
  swords fight a with a sword Vibra blades or whatever the [ __ ] they're called um
• 1:01:57
  the yeah there's the Mandalorian they've got the B oh yeah B no but even before
• 1:02:03
  that in Ni the Republic the vibro blades can stop a light saer for some
• 1:02:08
  reason I think maybe they're made of kosis that's the word cortosis weave
• 1:02:14
  right y I'll say yes anyway um before we
• 1:02:19
  go one more main show thing did you watch the trailer for this new
• 1:02:22
  Terminator 2 game no came out of nowhere you think luk click on
• 1:02:28
  it I was like I'm clicking along I'm [ __ ] amazed that this got made it's
• 1:02:33
  in looks incredible it looks like the snaz game we deserved and never got do I
• 1:02:40
  have to dust off my mega drive for this it's on the Xbox League you do
• 1:02:45
  not how good it's a it's a 16bit era I would say looking yeah yeah yeah it's
• 1:02:51
  like Sid scroller second gen Seager yeah it it it I I thought this must have been
• 1:02:57
  a joke like that somebody just made this as a fan video I I had to Google it to
• 1:03:01
  find out no it's real fifth have to wait oh you get to play as everyone as well
• 1:03:07
  it's play s cona you play as Anie yep
• 1:03:11
  you get run away from a truck I'll say this the
• 1:03:17
  Amiga Terminator 2 game was quite good it was better than
• 1:03:22
  the arcade game it had essentially every level was a different type of mini game
• 1:03:28
  so it was an arcade brawler for the first level and then it was this a bit
• 1:03:32
  like that too top down yeah which is why this this reminds me a little bit of the
• 1:03:36
  Omega yeah yeah cuz this looks like it's yeah like a platformer and then like a
• 1:03:43
  um and then you're in the truck yeah right exactly or on on the bike and all
• 1:03:47
  that on the bike by the truck rather that was a level in the
• 1:03:52
  Omega yeah it's great and it just it came out of nowhere I didn't even know
• 1:03:57
  this was being made I guess nobody did they just dropped this trailer and
• 1:04:00
  [ __ ] blew everybody's mind I think they dropped it too soon though yeah
• 1:04:04
  September is a long way away yeah I think this would have been a good
• 1:04:07
  trailer to drop like a month beforehand yeah cuz yeah I think it's once you know
• 1:04:12
  it if this came out and it available now they'd have my money already Yes like
• 1:04:16
  that's the type of stuff this would have been great like there was just the Xbox
• 1:04:19
  in the Showcase or one of those things which this would have be the perfect
• 1:04:22
  game for Play the trailer andone go wow and then you go available
• 1:04:28
  now that's your favorite thing isn't it why do you say it so sexily though
• 1:04:32
  that's what I want to know because I super I get super excited about100 on
• 1:04:37
  the patreon patreon.com multip nasm it's great when they do that not the
• 1:04:42
  announcement for some to get excited and oh yeah it's about four or five years
• 1:04:45
  away cyber Punk 11 years yes I was watching I was watching this um or
• 1:04:51
  listening to this podcast the other day and they they mentioned their patreon and um
• 1:04:56
  and and one of the hosts says did you know that I've read this week where the
• 1:05:00
  word patreon comes from he goes what he goes yeah a patreon is a fish that it's
• 1:05:04
  like it leeches off all the other fish in the ocean he's like oh [ __ ] really
• 1:05:08
  he's like no that was that was a joke and I'm like oh man you totally had me for a sec
• 1:05:14
  there a patron
• 1:05:20
  surely that patron.com wasn't available so there were like in there almost
• 1:05:25
  certainly where com fromong yes it has to I'll look into it I'll have a report
• 1:05:30
  on that for you everyone next week right well speaking of patreon we're going to
• 1:05:35
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  free because I can't do that anymore cuz I [ __ ] up the um the video thing so I
• 1:06:01
  apologize if I'm misleading you there I need to figure out what to do about that
• 1:06:05
  we'll work something out for you yeah yeah yeah and um if you're a sister and
• 1:06:11
  you've dated both Matt and our friend dick right in getting the show don't
• 1:06:17
  don't she's not I'd love to hear from you she's not listening but her sister
• 1:06:21
  is and telling her what we say about her or at least has been in the past cuz
• 1:06:24
  I've gotten nasty messages about it oh have you is this not the first time that
• 1:06:29
  we've called her out on this show I mean I'm not surprised we've been doing first
• 1:06:33
  time not the worst thing we've ever said about her either we didn't really call
• 1:06:36
  her out on the show The calling out is she dated Matt is that really a we said
• 1:06:42
  yeah well hold on let's go to the after party and then you can remind me best
• 1:06:46
  thing that ever happened to her [Laughter]
• 1:06:50
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