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FULL SHOW: My Fiery Sphincter · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold Aki cheers toy from bringing
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  Speaker 1: back to laughs and the world gone.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Yeah right, welcome this big show. Really, Jason hits
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  Speaker 2: my note and I'll get your man.
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  Speaker 3: Barstond's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon, the
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  Speaker 3: fifth of November twenty twenty four. And you, my friends,
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  Speaker 3: are listening to the Big Show brought you by Twoy
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  Speaker 3: Get it in, get.
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  Speaker 4: In, you get it in, you get it and you.
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  Speaker 3: Come on eezy, commit many thank you.
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  Speaker 4: It's so full on. No, no, that's really good.
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  Speaker 2: That was really good.
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  Speaker 4: And it's funny if I do it loud like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's very funny, funny. It's just inspires
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  Speaker 5: people to get it in them. When you say that,
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  Speaker 5: I really want to get it in me.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, speaking of which I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to Old Maggie.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean speaking of which?
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  Speaker 3: Well, getting it in here across the across the way
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  Speaker 3: there having a toy with old MOGGI. Yeah, God, you're
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  Speaker 3: looking good mate. Have you been sunbathing? You had a
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  Speaker 3: real glow on at the moment like you look with
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  Speaker 3: child almost you've got that kind of glow on.
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  Speaker 5: I'm glowing yeah, I appreciate that, your dog with good health,
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  Speaker 5: your six son of a bee. No, I haven't been
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  Speaker 5: sun bathing in I'm just the weathers turned, hasn't it?
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  Speaker 5: Fist days of sun in the road. It's warm now.
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  Speaker 5: The cold seems to be dissipating and it just cheers
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  Speaker 5: me right up. It does not to mention the fact
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  Speaker 5: I've got a holiday campin up pretty soon, and that's
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  Speaker 5: that's cheering me up a little bit as well, Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: But I won't bore you with that, brother, I won't. Boy,
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  Speaker 5: you were that big dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'll tell you what. Keasy, God, you're looking
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  Speaker 3: good man your band? Because I know that what.
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  Speaker 4: What are you say? Hey, keasy? How are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm complimenting? Go ahead because I know you've been
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  Speaker 3: filming today Game of two Halves?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew he'd been filming as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, your gang are your bangs have been flossed?
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  Speaker 4: My gangs.
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  Speaker 2: You've got a bit of makeup on still I took
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  Speaker 2: it off.
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  Speaker 3: So you're looking really good at and you're rocking that
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  Speaker 3: sort of grody old.
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  Speaker 2: Jacket there too.
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  Speaker 4: Yes it's not a copy.
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  Speaker 3: Great, but you're looking good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks Jase, I'm feeling good. Yeah, it is great to
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  Speaker 4: have the sun out, and I am really looking forward
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  Speaker 4: to some I'm also really looking forward to Mogy's holiday.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be good. I tell you all about
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  Speaker 4: that carry up.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be a crack out.
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  Speaker 4: That's still a matter of weeks away though. In the meantime, Hoidy,
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  Speaker 4: j you look just doesn't houghdy j look neat and
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  Speaker 4: his little lemon shit.
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  Speaker 5: I was wondering what was going on. But it is good, man,
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  Speaker 5: And that's the thing, Like, you want Jose to be
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  Speaker 5: in a good mood. You want everybody to be feeling
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  Speaker 5: light and happy and sort of coming in and knowing
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  Speaker 5: that it's a very welcoming workplace and you can wear
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  Speaker 5: your comedy shirts and everyone will think it's all cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you've got your comedy lemon shirt on today.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it seems like, oh hey, I'm a bit of
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  Speaker 4: a laugh. And to be honest, Jason, the same age week,
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  Speaker 4: it all do with a laugh.
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  Speaker 5: That's true, man. So that's why I've got the Toy
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  Speaker 5: billboards and that shirt.
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  Speaker 4: You were right, yeah, And your commitment to Toy by
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  Speaker 4: wearing that comedy shirt is just next level.
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  Speaker 3: Things, fellas, And you know, I like to take a
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  Speaker 3: lighthearted approach to life most of the time, particularly when
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  Speaker 3: the weather's got My wife actually bought this from a
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  Speaker 3: thrift shop.
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  Speaker 4: She's taken the purse and I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was stoked when she brought it home and I thought,
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I'm putting that bassett on today and.
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  Speaker 4: I'm feeling good.
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  Speaker 3: I'll get a photo for the Insta maybe, and you
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  Speaker 3: can judge for yourself.
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  Speaker 2: In the meantime, it's Gorilla's.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 1: and Kesy.
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  Speaker 3: This is indeed Metallica there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
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  Speaker 5: This beautiful God, it's beautiful jokes.
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  Speaker 3: It's lovely, isn't it Here in Auckland City, very very blessed.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just say Merry Christmas one and all? Yes,
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  Speaker 4: indeed that?
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say also that whilst it's a magnificent
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  Speaker 3: afternoon here in the big city, I'm dreading today and
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  Speaker 3: I'm dreading tonight of course because about Guy Fawks night.
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  Speaker 3: And it was my understanding, rightly or wrongly, that you
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  Speaker 3: couldn't buy Guy Fawkes or like one or two days
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  Speaker 3: out from.
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  Speaker 2: The actual day.
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  Speaker 3: We've been having guy fawks going off since Friday at
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  Speaker 3: our house as well. You guys know, my dog goes
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  Speaker 3: absolutely bersark, ape shit crazy and bark two hours off
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  Speaker 3: all night long.
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  Speaker 2: We've had that for the last four nights.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to culminate in tonight and then probably drift
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  Speaker 3: on for another five nights.
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  Speaker 2: I'm over the shit.
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  Speaker 3: How do you feel about that, fellas, How do you
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  Speaker 3: feel about guy fawkes?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Look, it can be frustrating, you know when you think
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  Speaker 5: about your kids and all of that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 3: Jason Bug of the kids man up stuff for kids man.
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  Speaker 4: Either all we clipping either of those two often we're
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  Speaker 4: putting that online. My opinion is, Jason, and you said
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  Speaker 4: you sent through a video. This is prior to yelling
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  Speaker 4: that out before you sent through a video of your house.
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  Speaker 4: So that is so much worse than I actually realized.
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  Speaker 4: Because your dog is a Collie, really loud barker as
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  Speaker 4: if it's rounding up sheep. Yes, and that is just
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  Speaker 4: is that all night, all night long.
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  Speaker 3: So it goes all night long, but all night long
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  Speaker 3: in between the barking she pants.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, hyper ventilated.
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  Speaker 3: Hyper ventilating, having a massive anxiety. It's basically an a
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  Speaker 3: tower panic attack is what she has. And but what's
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  Speaker 3: really got my goat this.
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  Speaker 4: Year, it's not a goat as well. It started really.
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  Speaker 3: Early, Mogi crazy, and it's it's just well, I just
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  Speaker 3: I can't do it. So what I'm thinking of doing
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  Speaker 3: is hiring a B and B and old haughty j
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  Speaker 3: just taking taking off for the night, leaving the family
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  Speaker 3: to it.
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  Speaker 4: I think there's the way to go. Man. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: might get lonely, though, you should take your dog. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: then your wife will have a really nice night. Well
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  Speaker 4: I've got a dog as well, Joe says.
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  Speaker 5: You know yes, and you know she hate She was
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  Speaker 5: the same, man, absolutely just going off barking, the anxiety,
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  Speaker 5: the panting. You try all the things, man, you buy them,
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  Speaker 5: those stupid outfits that you know, the really tight vests. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: the anxiety, anxiety, there's all that garbage that you're buying
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  Speaker 5: line that does absolutely nothing. And in the end, like now,
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  Speaker 5: she's she as good as gold because I just set
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  Speaker 5: her down and I explained to her the physics of
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  Speaker 5: fireworks and gunpowder and how it all sort of works,
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  Speaker 5: and you know where it originated from and invented by
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  Speaker 5: the Chinese and all that sort of carry on. Now
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  Speaker 5: she gets it. She loves it, absolutely loves it. I
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  Speaker 5: get her out there with a sparkle. She's into it now.
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  Speaker 5: She puts it in her mouth, rather puts a sparkle
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  Speaker 5: in her mouth and spells her name. I mean she
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  Speaker 5: can't spell. She's of course, she's severely dyslexic, but she tries.
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  Speaker 4: She gets all the letters, thinking, yeah, have you tried
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  Speaker 4: explaining the history of fireworks to your dog?
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  Speaker 3: Finally, last last night, because we've got French doors and
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  Speaker 3: our lounge there, you could just say doors, and she was,
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  Speaker 3: you know, she could see she sees them going off right,
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  Speaker 3: and in our sun lounge you can see them as well,
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  Speaker 3: and she just steeres them.
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  Speaker 2: But she doesn't talk about And I tried to explain
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  Speaker 2: to it, Look how pretty they are, rue, Look how
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  Speaker 2: lovely there. It's just fireworks, just relaxed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then she just did a pool on the
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  Speaker 3: on the floor there and then kept on back.
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  Speaker 2: He played for the audience one more time.
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  Speaker 4: Then she can only see inim black and white, so
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  Speaker 4: it's not that pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, so similar to Jason.
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  Speaker 4: That is really punishing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is very punishing.
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  Speaker 3: I want to get the people's view out there, particularly
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  Speaker 3: dog owners on three four eight three, because I reckon
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  Speaker 3: the majority of our listeners out there will be fully
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  Speaker 3: into the fireworks.
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  Speaker 4: That's the thing, because fireworks are pissing off a lot
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  Speaker 4: of people whilst a lot of other people are really
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  Speaker 4: enjoying them. Yeah, so Texas three for three, five weeks,
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  Speaker 4: years or no, are you pissed off? You can call
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  Speaker 4: us an eight hundred haduki as well.
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  Speaker 5: We've got twoy price backs to give away. And maybe
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  Speaker 5: the other thing that we'll do is we're running the
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  Speaker 5: big pole. We've got Jason's shoot yes or no, Let's
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  Speaker 5: do another big pole fireworks es or now a guy
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  Speaker 5: fawkes es or no. It is a double dual big pole.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just going to run out of ten big poles
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  Speaker 5: a day. That's been the problem. They haven't been enough beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
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  Speaker 3: Ikey Pit a Deaf Leopard there for you on the
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  Speaker 3: Radio hold Aky Bitch Show this Tuesday afternoon once to
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  Speaker 3: see general consensus. They're Keezy on the textual machine three
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  Speaker 3: four eight three. Regarding what regarding the old guy fawks, Oh.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, regarding the fact that you're sick of iffing
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  Speaker 4: and jiffin at your dog barking constantly. Yeah, and you
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  Speaker 4: want them banned?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Really, dogs can't bear dogs? Why not?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm apt to hear with mine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but don't you think you should ban the fireworks
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  Speaker 5: or you should ban your dogs from doing steamers on
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  Speaker 5: your bed?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 2: There's just no way to stop it once she gets.
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  Speaker 4: Going, makee Yeah, training differently when we're hey three four
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  Speaker 4: eight three. It's lighting up with people's opinions on fireworks.
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  Speaker 4: I'm with jas if the kids ban fireworks, right, you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Great staff trip here.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a gun dog that I find my shotgun
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  Speaker 4: right beside him. He doesn't flinch, In fact, he just
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  Speaker 4: goes looks with a bird. However, fireworks freak him out, right,
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  Speaker 4: Ban the shit? What an idiot, the dog or the guy.
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  Speaker 4: I blame you, Jason, for not training your dog to
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  Speaker 4: shut up on command, But that's not solving the problem.
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  Speaker 4: Your dog's still freaking out. Well, it's part of the problem.
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  Speaker 4: It's half the problem.
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  Speaker 2: The problem, how do you try?
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  Speaker 4: You probably I iffing love fireworks. My three leiggured cat
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  Speaker 4: loves them as well. Yeah, good stuff. So that's the
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  Speaker 4: thing about fireworks is there is such a lit down
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  Speaker 4: the ones you buy from the store. Tell you, I
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  Speaker 4: can hear them all around me exploding, and I look
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  Speaker 4: outside and they can't even get high enough past the
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  Speaker 4: hedge at my house. So they're obviously just garbage. I
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  Speaker 4: don't understand why people use them.
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  Speaker 5: They mostly just make a noise. It used to be great,
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  Speaker 5: but now it's just it's just a band. And then
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  Speaker 5: twenty of those in aw.
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  Speaker 4: It costs a fortune as well to buy them. Yes, yeah, personally,
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  Speaker 4: I think that's stupid.
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  Speaker 3: But you've got a personal reason for hating them, Magie,
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  Speaker 3: don't you surely do. I yeah, you know that's right,
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  Speaker 3: because of what happened to here at that time.
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  Speaker 5: Man, that's right. When I was about eighteen, I was
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  Speaker 5: at a party, was at my my cousin's place. Actually
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  Speaker 5: it was yes, chuck of PENI and we're having a
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  Speaker 5: few beers. I was sucking back a few tooies even
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  Speaker 5: then because I'm a day one and keasy. Oh right, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: this was about thirty years ago now, and I was
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  Speaker 5: standing there and I was having a yarn to somebody.
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  Speaker 5: And while I was having a yarn, one of my
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  Speaker 5: mates was saying to me, was going, heymgi, heymogi, they
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  Speaker 5: call you moggi back.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yea yeah, yeah, totally, hey moogi man.
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  Speaker 5: And I was I was in the middle of something
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  Speaker 5: and so I wasn't really I didn't turn around. And anyway,
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  Speaker 5: about on the sixth heymogi, I turned around and I
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  Speaker 5: was immediately decked. I got hit in the eye. And
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  Speaker 5: what my mate had done was he put a skyrocket
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  Speaker 5: and a bear bottle and he was he'd lit it.
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  Speaker 5: He lit the fuse, and he was pointing it at
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  Speaker 5: the back of my head from about maybe ten meters away.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 5: And his plan was that I would turn around and
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  Speaker 5: then he would point it in a different direction. But
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  Speaker 5: because I didn't turn around in time, by the time
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  Speaker 5: I did turn around, it just took off and it
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  Speaker 5: hit me directly on my left eyeball.
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  Speaker 4: And did it hurt.
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  Speaker 5: No, it had about twenty five tollies at that point.
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  Speaker 5: Oh ye backbone. Yeah, And actually yeah, no, I won't
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  Speaker 5: go into that. But anyway, so I went off to
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  Speaker 5: the hospital.
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  Speaker 4: I ended up with.
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  Speaker 5: Having to get a cataract taken out of my eye,
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  Speaker 5: and I've only got probably fifteen or twenty percent vision
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  Speaker 5: in that eye right to this day. So when they
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  Speaker 5: say to you, you know, someone could lose an eye,
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  Speaker 5: you've got to be careful. I am the living proof
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  Speaker 5: that that happened. Now people will probably think I'm full
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  Speaker 5: of bullshit for some reason, not on this show. Not
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  Speaker 5: on this show, but that is a true story. So
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  Speaker 5: I have I'm almost blind in my left eye as
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  Speaker 5: a direct result of people passing around with fireworks.
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  Speaker 4: But you don't want the band like old buzzkill jasough right.
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  Speaker 5: I tell you what I tell you why I do now,
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  Speaker 5: and that is because my my it's because of people
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  Speaker 5: letting them off every single night, yes, and as loud
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  Speaker 5: as hell, and my kid not going to sleep until
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  Speaker 5: ten eleven o'clock midnight, and also animals being scared. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: I don't care, but I do think, like you say,
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  Speaker 5: easy because they sucks, because they scare animals, because they
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  Speaker 5: keep my kid up, and I'm only worried about myself
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  Speaker 5: and my own fun. Isn't it better to just do
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  Speaker 5: the displays and then just and then just ban because
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  Speaker 5: they're suck.
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  Speaker 4: They do suck.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the displays are awesome, you know by the
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  Speaker 3: harbor bridge there, and I'm going to look at them.
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  Speaker 2: No neither am I.
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  Speaker 3: But just fill your boots, go down to a park
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  Speaker 3: or something like that and do it.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine.
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  Speaker 3: It's just the dickheads that go on for like seven
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  Speaker 3: or eight days after the event or before the event,
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  Speaker 3: next to my house that continue to.
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  Speaker 5: Tell this even at ten o'clock curfew. I'd be happy
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  Speaker 5: with that. It's just the on and on.
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  Speaker 4: What's your address anyone who lives near there? Don't let
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  Speaker 4: off fireworks, just say you're addressed now and and I
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  Speaker 4: think that's a pretty good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Jays Key, I'm going to slap you the Hiarchy Big
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  Speaker 1: Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, last night Keez you and Pugshan had a date. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 3: you were watching a was animated porn.
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  Speaker 4: I can just explain what we were doing. He came
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  Speaker 4: to my house and we watched the latest Oscar winning
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  Speaker 4: animated full film from Japanese studio Gibli who was the
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  Speaker 4: director Camember Fame Miyazaki, but he made all these movies.
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  Speaker 4: They were all really highly regarded. Spread It away, House movie, Castle,
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  Speaker 4: blah blah blah. I was like, you want to come
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  Speaker 4: to mind and watch it? He was, to be honest,
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  Speaker 4: the idea I thought was to be at his place,
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  Speaker 4: and he was like, no, we can't go. We have
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  Speaker 4: to go to your place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And so I just because it was you guys,
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  Speaker 4: have been on date to them recently and it started
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  Speaker 4: out great. You know, it was pretty polite. He showed up.
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  Speaker 5: I went through a couple of gigs. I just want
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  Speaker 5: to clarify. I haven't been out on any dates with them,
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  Speaker 5: but you were. You had a date last night. It
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  Speaker 5: was a date at my house.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And you're watching erotic stuff too.
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  Speaker 4: So it's just it's red PG, you know. And Jason, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Just I while you're away.
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  Speaker 3: As I previously said that old pug Son has been
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  Speaker 3: in form and heat, and I think it's actually a
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  Speaker 3: scientific fact that the sunny, warm weather makes you a
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  Speaker 3: bit friskier.
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  Speaker 4: You can, it's a scientific fact.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you know the combination of him and he's just
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  Speaker 3: feeling good.
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  Speaker 2: He's feeling good.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's feeling great, which is good to see but
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: he shows up empty handed. Oh did he you know,
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: which is just such. It's a real big dog move,
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. He walks and he said,
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: on my spot on the couch was in the corner,
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: so you've got the leg rest. Yeah, and then I went, oh,
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: that's my spot. It's good that. Yeah, you snooze, you
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: lose brother.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Did he have pants on?
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: He did at this point, right, Okay, feed up on
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: the couch shoes on. And I was like, hey, can
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: you take your shoes off? My wife? Oh you want
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: to get comforted? You wanted them to get comfortable. No,
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: I was like, my wife hates it when you've got
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: shoes on the house. And he's like, your wife's not here, brother, Yeah,
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. I was like okay, And
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: so it was. It was real.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: But then did he say after that, more's the pity?
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: No, I'm saying more is the pity. PAGs is always
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: saying more. Oh yeah, yeah maybe he.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Did, so I don't know. Yeah, he was saying a
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: lot of kind of out there ship you know. So
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: we watched the movie. That's fine, and then I was like, okay, man,
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: so what time you know, we've got a big day tomorrow.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: What time are you And he's just like, oh, no,
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: you you head off to bed. And then he just
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: fired up. He just grabbed the remote, started firing up
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: his own channels. Was honestly, bro go to bed, you
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: gonna get some shot out. I'll see myself out. I'm
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: just gonna finish my drink. And I was like, yeah, sure,
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: is that? I got a bit. And then he got
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: at the point where he was like walking me to
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: my bedroom and then like close the doors. All right, night,
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: I'll show myself. I'll see myself out. And I was like, yeah,
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: so weird, you.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Know, because sleep now day does.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: That have to do? It's just so do Yeah yeah,
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: I mean at the stage I was still fully clad
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: teeth yet right. He walks me into my bedroom, shuts
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: I'll show myself out, yeah, sweet airs, and then just
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: like insisted that I don't come out, you know. And
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: then then and then you wake up the next day
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: and you go out there and there's just like stuff everywhere.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell he did. Connie's well,
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: like a nest of Connie's like in the middle of
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: the lounge, like someone had just got It's just what
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: you know, what are you even doing? And also I
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: didn't come out of my room all night. I'm like,
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: I go out and look at the latch on my
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Holy cow, there's like a nest of Connie's as Connie's everywhere, rappers,
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: bits of ten foh blah blah blah everywhere. I look
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: back in my room, there's one sitting on my must
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: be a pillow on the bed. And I'm like, I
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: didn't even hear him come in. So I'm just like, yeah,
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: I just don't know. I just don't know how I
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: feel about having Pugs over.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: And I've spoken to him about it, and it feels
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: weird you're bringing it up on the radio because he's
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: right there.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: I can see him.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well I did detective kind of weird energy
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: when I came in today.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm seriously just like not throw I'm just thrown
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: out of wax slightly. I was just hoping that that
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: sort of thing had happened with you guys.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Well, sprayed all over your house, so he's sprayed in
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: your house. So he has now spread his pheromonent all
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: over your house. So that's his house now, big dog house.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Big do He's a Dirty Tom the whole Archy Big
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and kisy Is.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Indeed Pearl Jam there on the radio hod Archy Big
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon, of course, November, the fifth of
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: very big day in the racing.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: World, the old Melbourne Cup. Fellas will be fired.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Up, stay fired up. It's the day that two nations
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: stop point come together. It's right, if only that was
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: a case. Jeez, that'll be that'll be a day to
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: look forward to if both nations came together. How good
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: would that be? But I'm excited. I love my horses
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: always have spend a bit of time as a jockey
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: as a driver, and the trots there as a trainer.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Jason and I have done some training together as well,
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: and yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: So it's nice to have this day come around once again,
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: fifth and November. Kezy, how excited are you?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Mate? But I mean it's pretty exciting. I am just
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: a regular punter, like I don't know a lot at
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: all about horses. In fact, this year come, this day
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: comes round every year and I'm like, okay, read me
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: out the horses and old just peck one.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I know heaps about horses and stuff.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I used to.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know this, but I
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: used to do the old tips, yeah, you know, on
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: the old race.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Nice tips, Yeah.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Nice tips. Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I love like you, Mogi, because I've been a trainer
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: as well. I love my horses.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Is a big day, she's a big day?
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Is there one when we were outside, you say, walking
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: to the car park, someone yelled at you show us
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: your tips? Is that like a thing?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they realized that the Melbourne Cup was happening today, kezy.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, right, So for example, what do we what
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: horses should we keep an eye on here? Because I'm
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: just looking at this paper and it's just gibberish to me.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Well that's the thing, man, Well they've got twenty four
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: horses in the race, right, so that's quite a lot.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah okay, so you've got a one and twenty four
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: chance of winning. So the trick that Jason and I'd
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: always do is you just chug a handy on every.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Single one of them. Oh wow, And you're always going
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: to get something better, wouldn't you? I mean you would?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: I mean sure, unless something really big wins, are you
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: going to be down? Oh? You'll be down, but you'll
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: be a winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then do you
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: just not tell people about the other ones?
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Do you just say that you won? Yeah, because you
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: want bragging rights and shagging.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Rights, and in that regard, I've never lost a race
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: that I've been.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: On because you've been on every horse every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: all right, we're just looking through some of the horses here. Yeah,
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: what ones should we keep an eye on? Well, you've
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: got to watch all of them because they're all on
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: the race. But what if you were to, you know,
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: let your wallet do the talking here?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well I just noticed here they've
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: got number seventeen. Fancy Man. Fancy Man, Yeah yeah yeah,
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: And that's just a funny name. I don't know if
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: it's any Good's playing one hundred bucks, which doesn't sound good, Jason,
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: that's very high odd.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Well, what about chack of cash or HOUNDI on it?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've got number number nineteen here.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: My dirty secret, open brackets, I'm cheap cheating on my husband.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Closed brackets. That's playing too fiddy.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Wow, So my dirty secret, I'm cheating on my husband.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Open brackets.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: I' cheating on my husband closed brackets Philly. Yeah, it's
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: a Philly. Yeah. So there's a couple there. I'd peer
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: them up. I'd go the cornella on those.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, and I put the house on it, the house, okay.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Is that one hundred bucks on the whole house? Oh yeah,
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: about one hundred bucks.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to recall the key we connection here
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: in this particular race as he sacks the race that
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: stops two nations.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Two nations come together, a that they come together.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Number twenty one jo positivity, Yes, and that's what that's
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: breeding out of l Mansor, which is a French bastard
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: in the New Zealand Philly pussy, O'Reilly cool?
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: What about one smooth operator? All one word? I don't
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: like the sound of positivity though, No, it's a stupid
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: name is What about horse number seventeen Queen Latifa?
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Oh yes, Queen Latifa. Now that's a that's a hell
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: of a horse. It's actually got the same number as
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: fancy Man number seventeen.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Have two numbers. Oh yeah, it's fine.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I can't go past my Ratchessma.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's always a good bet in anyway.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: She's in twenty seven year old mayor.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, and I think she's pregnant with twins at the
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: moment too, so of course the other New Zealand favorite,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Lucy Goosey.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's worth putting a few bob on as well.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, only as a joke, because that'll come dead last years,
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: it will, you know, Well, it's got no chance whatsoever.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Lucy Goosey off to the to the dog Tucker factory
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: straight up after the race.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Might as well keep running directly there. Anything else here
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: that you like? Keysing? What about Valiant King number sixteen?
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: How do you feel about Valiant King? It's a golding
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: You know what that means?
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Ah?
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: No, yes, it's when they get a hot poker and
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: they take off as downstairs. So he'll be carrying a
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: bit of eb effide and jeffing about that. He'll be
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: running like a bastard once that gate opens.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Third cage.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: They call it Kezy the bird case, which makes no
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: sense at all.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Speaking of heart, I wouldn't go past my fiery spink
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: there either. And I that pine that's eighteen dollars fifteen.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's pretty good. That's good eating. That's good eating.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So just remember that what was that my firey' sphincter.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: So my firey sphincter is good. Eating the whole.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Evil Last there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon and the Melbourne Cup for twenty twenty four,
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Done and dusted.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Take us through the placings there.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Keyzy, pretty exciting stuff. A photo finish in the end.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: If you had put money on Knight's Choice number eleven, yeah,
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: it came in the top spot. It was paying two
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: hundred and one dollars. Yeah, that is crazy. It is crazy.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: It was literally by a honker. It was by a honker.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: It shortened up in the end of sixty three fifty
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: the winning seventeen dollars eighty the place and incredibly the
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: for the four place tri Effecto, which has probably got
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: a different name box drive effector it might be I
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: was paying seven hundred.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: And fifty k. Wowly cow. Yeah, that's for a dollar
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: investment there, Caysy, did you get on that? Man? I
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: didn't get on that. I got on that. I was thinking,
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Oh you got on that.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I put a houndie on it.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, Wow. Yeah, yeah, so you got seven and a
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: half million. Yeah, man, not bad for days seventy five
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Melbourne or Goods? Yeah wait what is it? Yeah? Yes,
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: I mean it's neither here nor the So why are
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: you guys so chill about it?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: If you want ups and downs, Melvin cup bro exactly exactly, we'll.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: One you through the top. I'll go top ten. Oh
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: look how hot this jockey as it's one here, he's
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: he looks like he's about well, I better move the
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: age up to sixteen. He's got beautiful hair.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Lights and his hair blonde hair lights here, I lights
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: you like that?
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: And what kind of colors? As he were in, I'd
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: say that's a pink pinkacket.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: It's not like my jacket at all.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: It is exactly like Keesy's jacket. And look at him,
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: he's given that horse death.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: We're just seeing a replayer.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: They coming down the home straight and everybody is breaking
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: the rules when it comes to how much you whip
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: the horses. Oh god, that takes me back.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: It's so good to see, isn't it? Fellas top ten anyway?
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Just for those who had, you know, different bets on
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: different horses to play. So in first place, Knight's Choice
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: paying two hundred one dollars. Second place, Queif Latifah, third,
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Eyes to the Front, fourth, Lucy Goosey five, Old Mogi,
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: six Elf Stewart's pawn Collection seven Custard Square, eighth, Fancy
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Man in at nine Lemon shirt. So if you we
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: if you got on any of those horses, you'll be
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: having a bloody great day. And it looks like a
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: great day out there in Flemington as well. Totally man
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: congrat server on that.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: And ol Stuart's pawn collection quite surprising actually in the
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: top teen. I didn't see him placing at all, no.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: I know. So it's amazing for it's kind of a
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: fairy tale story, isn't it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Well, we had invested quite a lot, haven't we, Jason
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: and Al what's his name there, Stuart's porn collection in
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: his his father which was my old man's porn collection.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Jason and I invested a lot of time and money
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: into getting that fell her up and gain Oh wow, okay,
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: yeah you got to whop them into shape. But yeah,
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: it was the hell of a race.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Pretty good mate, seventy five mel I'll take it means
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: the best I've done.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: But so yeah you did.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Actually, when you're not just yarning for the sake of
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: radio obviously easy.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I take my horse racing very seriously.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Man, Okay, can I have some nah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show days from four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: The Blank Key's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five twenty two now
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: New Zealand. This is a great opportunity for all you
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: keen golfers out there. The Big Show has started up
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: the Swingers Club and we want you to be a
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: part of it because it's a great opportunity if you
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: love your golf.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The way it started is Tody j and I
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: were pretty keen to and Mrgie's excited vision totally. Where
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: I get to caddy that's the beauty. Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Do you know how to candy? Yeah? Okay, I sort of.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I judge the distance for your next shot. I work
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: out obviously, know how far you can hit it on
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: average with each of the clubs. Okay, So then I'll
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: give you whatever I want and that's what you have
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: to use for the next shot.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: And that's funny, right, Okay, So let's say one hundred
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: and thirty meters away from this pata. Okay, two hundred
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: meters from the pata. Yeah, cool, Mugi's gonna come and
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: caddy as as that sounds like gonna be fun. If
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: you want to join the Hidarky Swingers Club, it's an
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: excuse for us to basically go and play some of
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: the nicest courses in New Zealand with golf carts, free
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: food drinks, that sort of stuff. Hodaki dot cod inzid
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: into The first one will be happening at Middyway Golf
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Links on Auckland's stunning west coast.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Actually is that coming up.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: That's a couple of weeks time. It's bloody exciting. It
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: has really has dot codo in zid. And just on that, Jase,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: there's something I need to admit to you man, And
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: you said you had a hundreds to what it might
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: be off here there. Yeah, it's golf related. Yes on Saturday,
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: myself and a couple of mates when I played a
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: beautiful golf course out in West Aorkland with Golfty Jay
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: saw a photo goes, oh you played golf without me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I remember that. Yeah, it was just yesterday And I
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: said to you. Yes, we had four, yeah, and someone
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: pulled out. Yeah, otherwise you totally would have been there.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: But what actually happened was there were four of us.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Someone pulled out on like Wednesday, and I feel bad
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: because I should have hit you up. I even thought,
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: who do Jay would love this, But I put it
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: to our group and I was like, I can hit
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: up Jace. He could be our fourth. And it was
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: with Storm and Mania from the ACC and we ultimately
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: decided that a better choice would be Mania's partner just
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: coming with and just driving him in a golf cart.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: And I think the reason why is they're pretty cool guys,
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: you know, Jace, and sometimes you don't.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: Want to mix, you know, races. This feels like it's
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: race based.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Oh I was going to say friendship groups. Yeah, yeah,
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: that sounds race based. It is racist. You don't want
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: the white guy there well to be fit. But yeah,
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: you know, from the outside look at it, Yeah, it
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: absolutely looks like that. It doesn't look good.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: So I just like you're saying the siren please keezy
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: because it is disgusting.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Can I just say, Jay said, I feel really bad
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: about it, and in hindsight, I blood you wish you
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: were it.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Well, he doesn't seem like can I just you know,
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: give you an you need to respond to your jess.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: But it doesn't seem like it regrets because it's been
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: laughing all the way through up man, anyway, none of
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: my business.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: It is what it is.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Key, No, don't like Jay, seriously, man, what are you
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: doing this weekend? Should we go out?
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: And yeah, a.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Little bit hurtful, I'll be honest, that racist as well.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Next time I se him an eye by the way
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: till I'm going to be giving him attle bit of
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: a smack around.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Just while we're on the gulf.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Where, you know, getting stuff out in the open here.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: What can you not go on your phone so much
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: when you play golf?
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Does that annoy you that I'm on my phone all
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: the time? Yes? Really, Well, you're not committing to your
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: your time with Jason. This is why I invite him.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: This is a pain in the art.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: It's a time where you play golf, that's right, and
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: stirring ja. Yeah, the shots of yourself with with your
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: breast cleavage.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm playing. I'm playing golf.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: He six hole.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and the bushes there looking I'm looking from
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: a ball.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: See this is why. Also, I was not on Instagram.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: I have an app that keeps our scores.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: And afterwards Jason's like, oh, what's that app? And I
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: was like cost a dollar and he was like, nah,
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: I'm out the Big Show podcast.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Tiggy pumped there on the radio. Hold, I can Big
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five forty nine.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: So good Jason.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Thanks man.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Hey, that's only the passenger. Yes, over the New Year's period,
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be a passenger on an airplane. So
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: my wife and I booked. I planned the whole trip
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: in fat Fly Fly to Cambodia on Boxing Day at
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: twenty six. She loves Christmas. Of course, she never wanted
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: to miss Christmas. It's a massive deal in your family.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: So we're leaving Boxing Day going to Cambodia and we'll
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: be back two weeks after that. Everything's locked in, all
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: the hotels, yes, Mike, who's in a weird mood right now,
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: all the accommodations locked in. And yesterday she missaged me
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: was like, hey, do you want to lock in the
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: On the first night we're landing. We landed like eleven
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: am and we're going to go back to the hotel,
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: have a wee bit of a nap and then do
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: a potentially an afternoon took took food tour so that
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: you go out to the street market, you find out
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: all the local cuisines and you know what to eat
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: when you're out and about in Cambodia for the storm.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: And I was like, that's a great idea. That sounds
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: really exciting. Mike. Um. I checked, I double checked which
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: day were landing, and it turns out that I have
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: instead of booked tickets leaving Boxing day. Yeah, I have
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: booked tickets for us leaving Christmas Day. Oh oh, she
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: loves Christmas. She loves Christmas. It's really important holiday in
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: your family. You should have done it for boxing.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Wanted on Boxing Day.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: It was meant to be on Boxing Day. How did
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: your bugger that out? It's the twenty fifth, Yeah, because
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: December one's the twenty fifth and that's boxing. No, that's
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Christmas Day, thank you. Boxing Day is twenty six. I
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: was supposed to book on the twenty six book twenty fifth.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: How did you do that? I don't know. I don't
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: know because I remember at the time when I was
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: booking tickets, I was like savvy. I was checking it
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: constantly blah blah blah blah, and then the perfect flight
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: popped up and I got in there and booked it,
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. And then I've just I
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: haven't looked at it for three months, looked at the tickets.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Yesterday Will Pugstan was at my place and my heart
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: just sank. I've booked it, so we have to leave
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: on Christmas Day.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: But what you should do?
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: And it's not in New Zealand. It's China Southern, which
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: was the cheapest option we could find because they were
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: very pricey for that time of year. And every time
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: I look at where to contact them or whatever, they're
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: all in China with the numbers and they're very hard
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: to get a hold of. Don't try and spin this
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: into some sort of Keesys being racist situation.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I can help you out there because I speak.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Chinese you mean Mandarin? Yes, and also to you because jas,
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: what's the Chinese? What's the Mandarin.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Let's not get into the details, obviously, we're trying to
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: focus on your debacle. Maybe far across your itinery to
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: me and I'll get on.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: To them and see if I can sort it for you.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Because I don't want your wife calling me every night
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: in tears because, Geezy, he's made.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: A debacle Christmas.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like there's something a bit darker at
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: play here, Jason.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I could go so.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Far as to say that, but I think what's happening
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: here is Keesy, who we know what it keeps a
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: pretty tight grip on the relationship. He's got a tracking
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: device on his wife, so he knows where she is
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: at all the time. I mean, there's a listening of
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: controlling behavior that we've seen over the years, and it
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: sort of feels like what's happening here is Keesy is
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: making his wife choose between her family and him on
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Christmas Day. You know, we can go down this path
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: of you know, I accidentally booked the flights on Christmas Day.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, what idiot would do that?
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: And secondly, what idiot would believe that somebody could do
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: something so stupid? And so to me, it feels like
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: there's something bigger at play here. And kudos to you, Keezy,
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: because this is exactly the sort of thing you need
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: to do in your marriage. You need to separate your
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: wife from her family and friends and this is a
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: great way of doing it. Kudos, thank you. This is
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: what Jason and I did in our relationships.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I should do excepting to India.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, so what do you think I should do?
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Show tell her and try because at the moment I've
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: left a message with I have emailed leave.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: It, leave it what and then just leave it? Just
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: leave it. Don't say anything until the date.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's twenty have to change it, right okay,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: yeah here essentially wow withholding information?
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah that I know she would okay, yeah.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Well but you know if you do it like on
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: the twentieth, say of December, well it will be too late,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: so you won't be lying.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Well the thing is if
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: you tell her now, you'll just tress her out.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: I don't want the perspect of love keeping up from it. Yeah,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: this is good. Yeah. I like the way you spin
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: things that I know are usually bad, but you say
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: them in the way that makes it sound like I'm
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: doing it now. The world's got a crazy way of
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: looking at these sorts of things. Man. Yeah, thanks, Mogy.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: But I mean, if you get upgraded again, though, you
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: will give it to your wife, won't you, especially since it's.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: None of your business and I'm giving it to my wife.
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• 36:41
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• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Now listen the podcast outro today.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: There's been a bit of a controversy controversy from yesterday's
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: podcast where Keesy was basically caught having a right old
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: perb out the window there.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: You know what I was. You're right, Jason, I was,
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: and I've decided that I need to face up to that,
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: and I approved Pugs putting the footage up online.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: And he didn't want the video to go tonight.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Everyone knows the real story is that Jace was. Actually,
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: we'll play two clips tonight. We'll played a couple of clips. Okay,
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: So here's a clip of yesterday's podcast out just randomly
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: and Pugs you know that I'm you know, that's what
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: I recorded. Now we'll be able to cut around and
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: see what.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: That goes anywhere.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: As known as the eyes of the Front situation, Joe,
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: But that's from yesterday's one anyway.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's by gones. You can't today's podcast out joke. Easy,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: what is it?
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: It's about doctors?
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so how much would you drink in a
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: week or a night?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: And I'd say one or two?
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: What exactly you don't? You don't specify?
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Is that funny? How you're trying to fool the doctor
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: who's just trying to help you with your problem?
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: The problem with them as they're just so judgy. Yes,
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: and I don't find it helpful. You can go in
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: there with a start toe and I'll tell you to
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: give up smoking. It's got to do with it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: You probably, absolutely, Yeah, I should guess what I already know.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna be like, I've got already. Yes,
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: it comes out at seven thirty tonight. It's really good. Oh,
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: it's so good.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: It is really good.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Hey, it's actually the worst part of it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the worst part of it.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Now listen, we're going to do what's for Teenyes, yelling yes,
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: texts coming on three four eight three. I just want
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: to know the big poles to bread my lemon shit, that's.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Right, because we did the big pole around your lemon shirt,
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: didn't we? And I think it was it might have
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: been yes or no. Actually, Jason's lemon shirt.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Yes or no?
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Now I want to say that I've come out family
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: in the affirmative. Yes, yeah, because it just cheers me up.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: It's just funny. Yeah, sure, I like it. It's brighton,
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: it's colorful. Yeah, thanks Keezy Jace, you'll be pleased to
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: know that.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: On the Hodeckey Big Shows Instagram story, ninety two percent
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: of New Zealand say, yes.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Oh well the guy.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: How good's that?
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: My wife will be chuff ninety two that's good.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hey, Kido six coming through on three four eight three.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: If you want to want a toe price pack, tell
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: us what you're having for dins now.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Also, Jason and the other pole that we did, ninety
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: five percent of people said that you have to grow
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: your mustache.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: So I want to know why you haven't started doing that.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: It's growing Big Show podcast Cheer.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: They're on the radio hod what's that one called Jess
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: White Town? Isn't it on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah? No, I just turned my headphones down last night.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: I watched some more Slow Horses. It's on Apple TV.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: It's Gary Oldman. There's four seasons of it. It's just
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: out of winning. Uh befters and Emmy's that's the one.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: Gary bloody Good, bloody good.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'm a big fan of Gary Oldman. Well,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: I didn't watch much last night. I got I was
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: back into Mister in Between, but I sent you guys
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: a video of what my house was like and my
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: dog barking a ass off, and it was doing my head,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: and so I went, I'm not wasting Mister in Between
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: while I'm back, while my dog's.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Barking her ass off.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: You were back.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: So we just watched out of generic things and then
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: IF and IF and Jeff at my dog most of
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: the evening.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Be honest with you, So.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: The dog was back and you started backing at your dog. Yes,
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: and your missus and daughter are just over.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: My daughter was out and my wife she was the
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: most pissed off i've seen your Actually she's.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Usually very calm with it, but she was getting a
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: bit towy.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: So it was no surprise because you were barking as well.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's right, we just lost the plot.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I know that you had a big viewing evening watching a.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Bit of cartoon pawn with old bugsun porn, which I
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: find a bit creepy. What's it called? The old cartoon pawn.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: I have no idea what you're talking about. This is
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: a movie called The Boy and the Hero and at
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: one and Oscar I think for best animated feature Animated
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Animated from legendary animated films director me Azaki over in Japan,
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: started way back in the eighties or seventies or something,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: and it's had just like all these big films Studio
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Ghibli and I just hadn't seen the latest one, Pugs
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: and I watched it. At the end of it, we
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: were just like, how was that? No idea? What was
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: going on? It was a total like Alison, a modern
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: version of Alison Wonderland style movie. But I was ready
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: for a traditional like here's a story with a beginning,
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: of middle and an end, and it had that, But
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: holy shit, it was so confusing all these miss It
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: was like a trip. It was like, it'd be really
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: entertaining if you're on a trip watching.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: It, going to Australia or something like that.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: No, not like a trip, like a like a you're
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: taking naughty stuff and you're tripping out.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: Oh like maybe because he's moving. Castle was just a
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: very traditional.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Even that's only more conf like that's based off a
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: novel even it takes that and goes another level of
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: confusing this, whereas his earlier stuff was very straightforward and
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: just like big action epics. Yeah, so we were both
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: at the end of it, like, what the hell is that?
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: It sounds like it was garbage? How many buzzies? Probably
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: I personally in terms of the story, you're like three
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: out of five. Yeah, in terms of the animation, it's
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: like five. It's that always beautiful to look at because
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: it's all still hand drawn in every single frame and
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: he insists on having but there's like a hundred pelicans
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: in one scene, all flapping and do it like it's
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: not it's the opposite that. It's the opposite of what
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: simple animation. It's very like he's meticulous for being like a.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: It may be hand drawn, but when you're looking at
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: it in terms of the facial features and all that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: So it's not the most the most amazing art that
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: you've ever seen in your life?
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Is it? It's cartoons? It seems crazy. I mean it's
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: it's amazing, but it's not. This is not incredible art.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I mean you could draw it, even you could draw it. Yeah,
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: there's there's like ten old ladies in it, and when
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: they get close up to the camera there are so
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: many wrinkles. It's like ridiculous, right, it's yeah, No, I
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: couldn'tdraw it. You probably could, really. Yeah, what's it called,
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: jays it's you can't just say hi to? That is
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: not Oh oh, isn't that what you said it?
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: It's cool.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: No, it's called the Boy in the Hearing.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Actually you should watch that. One of the main characters
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: looks kind of like.
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  Speaker 3: spa and watching the match. Mogi's been working out all
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: summer to get in shape for that particular day.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Keysy's let himself guard. But that's all good.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing, you know. I'm just an everyday feller. Yeah,
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to be I'm not working out. It's
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: trying to be like the big guy on campus. I'm
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: just tot and I actually forgot to say, the best
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: part about this whole thing is that you get to
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: go on the tram. The second best part is that
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: you also get to sit in the acc Export Ultra
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: party zone during the first innings and sit in the
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: hot tubs as well. How good would that be?
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was pretty good earlier this year, wasn't it. It
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: was absolutely going.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Off so tram Accommodation, great game, hot Pool, hot Pole, Moe,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Mogi's fine cut body meets you in the spar pool
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: and Keys's burnt meat pennies.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Well it be Button Mushroom. If you're keen to into
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: that hits hold Key dot co dot in Z. It's
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: going to be a ripper Hdarchy.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
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  Speaker 3: Well there you got your man bastards. That's your Tuesday show,
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: done and dusted.
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  Speaker 2: Mogie. It's going to be a long night, mate.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's going to be a pretty fun night actually,
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: because it's my daughter's it's my daughter's first night or
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: first guy fawks really, so I think she's having a nap.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: She was having a nap today when she got home
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: from Skull And then we're going to start up late
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: and I went and wasted money on fireworks, and oh,
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: so you've actually got to will be atrocious compared to
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: what I'm used to, But for her, she'll be absolutely thrilled. Well,
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: in fact, I probably got to got away with three sparklers.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: What yeah, yeah, sure?
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: What time have you penciled in for? Like lighting? Just
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: whenever it's stark?
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know when, never there is, Jimmy, that's when
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: they start going off around my place.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you up to?
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Keys? You doing the same thing?
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: No, No, tonight, I'm home alone. My wife comes home tomorrow.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Last night I had the date night with Pugs, which
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: we already discussed.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what are you and I have a
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: date night? Then I don't have to listen to my
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: dog all night.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: We could watch some cartoons, Jason, I just kind of
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: want to. I kind of want to home alone night.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm just gonna snuggle up on the couch,
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: maybe watch something maybe, no, maybe played PlayStation for a
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: wee bit and then do you guys? Are the best
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: sleeps when it's just you in the bid? Yes?
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: No?
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, Mike, Holy shit, I had an amazing sleep last
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: night because my wife wasn't. It's really bizarre. I want
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: it there, but Holy cow is so good.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: And it's good because you can just let them rap
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: when you know there's no one else there, do you.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: I'm well, I'm I'm gonna my night's gonna suck.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: It's just going to sack. There's nothing I can do
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: about it. There's nothing that can be done.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Should give you one of those stress vests.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we've got an anxiety blanket.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: I think I might just lie under.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: That or not your Affearence obviously your dog in fireworks.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's just gonna suck massively and go on
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: and on and on.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Oh god, So.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: There you go. But listen.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: We'll be back, same time, same place tomorrow. Make sure
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: you up the podcast, check out the Instagram account. Talk tomorrow,
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: See you later.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Bye,