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Luke Soup: Belle Delphine's Bath Water, Storm Area 51 & Sith Trooper · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  guys did you know that the I summon has 8,000 views now I know did I know that on the
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  internet 8,000 is not a lot but
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  8,000 separate people watched us have a
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  seance to channel the ghost of Steve Jobs welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple
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  nerdgasm your guide to All Things
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  nerdy think about that for a moment yeah that is interesting I'm often
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  surprised that anybody listens to this podcast to be honest because this is
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  just does chatting to each other every week so for all I know nobody
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  does I still call you guys up on Skype every week anyway we hear from people so
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  it's fine by me if no one listens yeah I'm always shocked when someone writes in
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  yeah so thank you listeners and thank you Watchers of
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  isman uh that was fun I it was fun yeah I I'd say we do more videos like that
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  but um none of us live in the same country anymore so it's not going to
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  makes it a little hard that was also that that was the the night we recorded
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  that is also the night I got engaged oh yeah okay interesting did we know that
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  at the time or was that something you sprung on us later no well the thing is
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  we recorded it and then I drove home and then oh and and then got engaged to
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  camera and then proposed to me oh you were proposed to yeah of course right I also forgot
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  that detail of course I forgotten that as well so it wasn't something I could give
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  you a heads up that was going to happen because I didn't know had she planned
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  that or was she just so overwhelmed by watching uh by watching
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  the speak with yeah that she was like I've got a lot this man
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  down I think that was that was her last chance to sort of get out of it really
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  you think about it like she knew what she was getting into then oh yeah after
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  that I mean that's the test for sure I don't know that she did in total
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  come on Luke likes to leave some things uh to
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  be discovered along the way I like to think of an open
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  book yeah you are but then you're notorious and I don't mean this
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  in a bad way CU sometimes it's amusing you are notoriously light on details in all
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  situations yeah that's right however an open book but a particularly short book
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  a very vague book that but you don't notice that it's vague until later when
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  you get home and you sit down and someone goes uh oh you know how's Luke
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  oh he's good what's he been up to I don't
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  know yeah I have no [ __ ] idea we
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  talked and I'm sure I'm sure I asked but I don't know yeah or when you're getting
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  up to make a speech at Luke's wedding about
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  uh about how they met and fell in love and you realize you know practically
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  nothing about Luke maybe that I mean
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  maybe that's just us Dan maybe we're just bad friends you're saying we're
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  just terrible friends it's possible wouldn't surprise me if we highly
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  possible I have always been good around giving enough information that people
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  are happy but then not actually giving anything away at the same time you would
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  actually be really good in advertising really yeah I think you
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  could be an advertising copywriter just giving the people just enough
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  information that they are interested in the product but not bombarding them with
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  facts about what it'll actually do and and distracting them with something
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  shiny to like to direct away from that like a silly
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  hat speaking of hats Luke are we all locked in for doing our uh our hat
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  making course in Paris there's only one thing I need to ask do you want to do it
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  afternoon do you think or evening oh uh I'm thinking afternoon sure afternoon
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  sounds fine and we can go and have dinner and drinks in the evening wearing
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  our hats yes exactly all right I will get that organized very good then I'm
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  going to have a green one I purchased uh you guys probably saw in the snap I
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  purchased some clothing this week you
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  sure did man it was a it was a it was a
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  choice man so you know we have Renaissance Fairs here and I I think
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  they're fun make excuses no no it's not an excuse I I purchased some some
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  Renaissance clothes and so uh they arrived on Friday and I I popped one of
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  my shirts on one of my Renaissance shirts on and uh and then we had some
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  people around people hopped around for dinner and no one said anything for a
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  while and then at one point I was like oh what do you think of my uh
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  Renaissance shirt and um Jenna's sister goes oh you know actually I um I I
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  didn't really notice uh I was just oh yeah M wearing a funny
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  shirt like well what does that say about me mhm well it just means that that the
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  it suits you if people don't think anything of it that's now your style and
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  I'll be honest Matt I mean I noticed the shirt 100% but I didn't know you were
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  going to a renaissance fair I thought you were just like [ __ ] it I'm doing the
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  sh at the time I was at the time I was just like [ __ ] it I'm wearing this now
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  they're very comfortable have you know very comfortable well qu said to me like
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  are they having a costume party I said no I don't think so
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  no I thought nothing of the shirt no I just I don't think I wasn't I just yeah
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  I just assumed that was just a shirt you're wearing I think we need to get a
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  picture up on the uh on the multiple nerd gasm Instagram for the listeners to
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  check it out that's uh MTI ner gasm two shirts I bought need to get
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  some pants to go with them now yeah probably need some pants well you're not
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  wearing pants either I was just wearing jeans I think maybe they're more
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  concerned about you not wearing pants do they have pants in
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  Renaissance you just needs think oh yeah some tights I have
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  of a black leggings
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  okay is there a a funny design on them uh I've got a few pairs but yes they
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  have I mean they're not I don't think they're they're not funny they're just
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  sorry I didn't mean to imply yeah sure I'm coming across all wrong here
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  Matt but I I didn't mean to be condescending I just mean like they've
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  all got wacky stuff on the uh Black Milk clothing articles right well they've got
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  but you know one of them's got like uh the playing card symbols and some skulls
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  on it and uh I've got I don't know I've got I've got a few of them like there
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  the ones I wore when we went to Rocky Horror uh that are kind of like it's
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  like they're ripped little holes all through them and stuff yeah I got a
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  bunch a couple pairs of luk did you ever think that it would get to a point where
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  Matt's wardrobe included ripped leggings
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  cuz I didn't no no I've had him for a while I mean pot I may have I may have
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  obtained them when we lived together then yeah right I mean that's been a
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  while that's cool man I'm I'm down with that just didn't know yeah well cuz we
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  didn't really we didn't bother to wear clothes at home often when that is true
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  that very true cuz why would you I know yeah why would you why would you wait
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  well when guess came around obviously but yeah depends on the
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  guest obviously not Luke yeah no he's not a guest but tell you what there's
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  only L anyway he just shows up no one ever I just magically
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  leave he insists that you don't yeah that's right spoil all there's only one
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  person you need to like your clothes and
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  that's you yeah that's a good point yeah Luke should start making those little
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  motivational posters for um tweens to put on
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  Instagram imagine tween sharing pictures of Luke little motiv only person who has to like
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  your clothing is you yep that's true yep
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  agree a photo of Luke in a trench coat at Disneyland
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  yeah worry what the kids parents think it only matters what you think I don't
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  know why I did that I don't either it was very funny though I think it's
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  because we'd only sort of just got there from where it was still snowing yes
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  and I I just thought it was going to be cold so I put the jacket on mhm MH but I
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  haven't worn since we got back just to be clear it's Califoria full length
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  trench coat you're talking about the behind Disneyland oh okay Florida oh
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  also a place in the tropics that does not get cold yeah okay yeah exactly a
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  very humid hot place mhm mhm we've got some uh this this been some news this
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  week uh Luke's starting a new business uh inspired by uh someone that I never
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  expected to get as famous as she has she started popping up on Reddit and then
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  it's kind of just blown up because I don't know I almost almost
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  genius to be honest what she's up to say I don't I don't know if I'd necessarily
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  use that word but uh there's certainly something isn't there yep yep she's
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  taking advantage of of of a of a need
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  out there apparently who knew who knew who knew that people need needed to
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  drink well not drink it says don't drink people who people wanted her bath water
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  talking about Bel deline if you don't know who that is uh Google or just quite
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  who she is she's just from Eng really know who she is outside of her selling
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  her own bath water um and we now know the price as well uh it's come out 30
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  bucks for a bit of beline bath water 30 bucks all right so I'm going to sell
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  mine for cheap that's fair so what's what's your what's the name of your company
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  first uh can I just go off multiple no oh sure I suppose just pop it up on the
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  on the store yeah I don't know I don't know if um T public uh do the print on
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  demand bath water or or bathe on demand I guess it would be bathe on demand yeah
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  that's the thing are you just collecting all bath water now or will you do
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  custom bath water it's going to it's going to be per order so it's always going to be
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  fresh [Laughter]
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  oh so Bel doine is is just some girl I
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  guess who was on Instagram and uh and she I guess
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  trolls people young I guess young men of
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  like her cuz she's cute and she she doesn't give up the goods but
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  she pretends like she's going to give up the goods I guess that's the point of it
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  right that's why this is that's why this is happening like she said I don't know
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  I've not seen enough to know that but she did I've reading an article today
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  that she was caught selling caught out selling naked photos but they weren't of
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  her yeah that's what I mean people were giving her money thinking they were
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  getting photos to her and then her excuse was oh sorry I keep all my not
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  safe for work stuff in the one folder and I just must have copied the wrong
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  photos and it's sort of yeah you if you got photos of yourself though that
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  you're going to be selling you're not just throwing them in some folder with
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  everything else you download off the internet well she said that she was
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  going to put up uh if if an Instagram post got you know 2 million likes or
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  something she would post um a video on PornHub and so it got all these likes so
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  she put up she put up a bunch of videos uh I can't remember all of them one of
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  them was um it was uh PewDiePie inside Bel Deli and it was just a video of her
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  eating a photo of PewDiePie and um it's pretty funny maybe she is a genius Matt
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  I'm coming around to your point of view I like I said I think [ __ ] good
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  honor take it if you're stupid enough to spend $30 on her bath water [ __ ] more
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  power to her honestly didn't she just she sold out didn't she she sold out I
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  don't know did did she sell out of bath water or I thought you me like she's
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  phally sold out yeah oh she's fighting
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  the living off your you have sold out
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  I used to believe in you yes M she she's given up 99% of the
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  goods if you go to [ __ ] Google image search so I don't know why I mean for a
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  little more cuz she has a patreon and then I think she has like you can if you
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  pay on patreon you can sign up to a Snapchat but my understanding is that
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  she just yeah she's not really showing anything that you couldn't easily just
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  Google like I just don't know why you get sucker into this man I mean she
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  looks like a clone of every other girl out there even right down to the [ __ ]
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  pink baby pink hair that they all have I don't I don't quite get it but whatever
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  people like her I guess I guess and you know what like what you want spend your
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  hard-earned money on what you want um but yeah hats off to this girl who's
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  making a living out of selling her bath water yeah
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  yep who's the fool here she sits at home yeah has a bath and then makes money off
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  it yeah and this isn't even like those girls in Japan who sell their underwear
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  and have to like wear it around and then like every time you sell a pair you no
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  longer have a pair to sell I mean you could just she's [ __ ] putting water
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  in jars and selling them for $30 each well this article that I popped in here
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  was most it was um there was somebody on Reddit said that they had the water d
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  tested and it showed no human DNA and they were they were claiming that she's
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  a fraud but then at the time apparently she hadn't even shipped the water out
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  and it was this whole big thing I'm just like why is everyone what it just stop
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  this is going too far like yeah who cares if it's really her bath water or
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  not the whole thing is stupid like trust me there'll be DNA in the vials I send
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  out it's ridiculous what are you going to do with oh and the the bath water
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  comes with a warning that it's not for consumption it's only for sentimental
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  purposes oh God please drinking this but I guess that's no different to buying
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  somebody's autograph is it I think it's a bit different isn't it
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  um is it it's it's along the same lines really I think you might be right maybe
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  like if you like something you want a little something from them like what if
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  you bought a lock of their hair if you bought a lock of this girl's pink candy
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  floss hair yeah wig yeah I was say another thing she could just Mass
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  produce really yeah um you know is that any different to buying a little tub of her bath
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  water yeah I suppose not is it to put in your own bath maybe you know what I mean
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  like oh we're having a bath together now if you purchased Bel delphine's bath
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  water please write in and let us know what the [ __ ] you're going to do with it
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  podcast multiple.com on Twitter mulm on Facebook we have all bought things with
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  no practical purpose let's not pretend
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  we have it absolutely absolutely but I
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  don't know yeah you're right I suppose I hate that I'm agreeing with
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  you because it sounds ridiculous but yeah I guess I guess there's nothing
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  wrong with buying some I am actually worried for her why
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  on um I'm hoping that she does find a way to transfer whatever she's doing
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  into a real job at some stage yeah hopefully she does have actual
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  skills like yeah because she's she is only like 18 19 isn't she she's uh very
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  young I think so I believe yeah I'm not sure and then if if she doesn't sort of
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  get any skills and this is what she does and then in five years time where she's
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  going to drop out of University I didn't have any bable skills when I was
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  so you know she can make if she can make a decent amount of money off of this in
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  the meantime she may not even need a job when she's that age yeah well it's the
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  weird thing like a lot of these celebrities like YouTube celebrities
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  they're not actually it's not a lot of money in it no no that's very true like
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  you've got the fame behind it but you don't actually have that money where you
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  can go buy a million dollar house or anything well we've talked about this
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  kind of thing a lot of them have day jobs as well you just don't realize it
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  cuz they don't talk about that cuz it's not the Persona interesting it's like
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  people in bands I've found out the the a lot of metal bands like a lot of metal
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  bands bands that you wouldn't wouldn't expect like uh Testament like I mean
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  they're not huge but they're pretty famous metal band jobs they love day
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  jobs they can't afford to just be in the band because they don't make any [ __ ]
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  money and it's sort of one of things and it has to sort of they have to try and
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  also find a flexible job where it's oh by the way I'm going to go on tour for
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  three months um the guitarist for Machine Head uh he he's a
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  mechanic they touring and he's a mechanic like yeah until you discover
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  your your your bath water you're going to have to you just have to work a day
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  job as well well I've got my bath water yeah I mean I guess the dream the dream
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  is to make money off your own bath water but uh yeah you know until then keep
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  reaching for that rainbow well the British dream I guess I think she's
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  British I believe so so I tried something new this week uh or more to
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  the point I tried to force somebody else to try something new you uh was it your
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  bath water yeah no no we don't have a bathtub here uh not really a not really
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  a thing here yeah I would have thought
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  it was yeah no uh so I uh H was away
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  with the her she wolf pack last weekend and they they ended up playing a card
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  game that she enjoyed which was a uh it's it's a it's actually quite good she
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  taught me how to play it when she got home and it's like this kind of Monopoly
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  card game and it's all backstabbing and quite fun so I took the opportunity to
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  be like well if you're now into role playing card games like we can just
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  [ __ ] expand this infinitely outwards
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  right so um so uh so I threw her
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  straight into munchkin uh that very night um and I realized that um unless
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  you have like a solid background of playing roleplaying games and things
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  like uh Dungeons and Dragons things like
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  that um the the Nuance of the humor Ed
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  munchkin uh gets lost a little yeah right okay so I've never thought of that
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  before yeah so so I'm like [ __ ] look at this and she's like what does this
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  even mean like I found myself not only having
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  to explain the actions of the game but also the point of the game and also why
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  it was even relevant in a more philosophical sense you know that's
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  really interesting yeah but I suppose without the context of I know
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  fantasy yes like and and and then without that it it made me kind of
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  really take an introspective look at the genre take a look at yourself Dan no but
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  like I mean look I got no you know I got no quals I'm a nerd you know what I mean
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  I don't care who knows but like trying to explain to someone like why it was
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  fun to do this was a challenge if if they didn't just find it
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  Fun by default you know what I mean yeah maybe you could try and get one of the
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  other versions of munchin I said that too I said there's so many versions like
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  you know what do you like we could we could try to find something but uh you
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  know monopo munchkin
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  yeah well we we played uh board games once a week well we we still do here but
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  but back in Sydney we didn't you came a few couple times Dan and we invited
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  people at times and some people just just aren't into it you know it just
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  happens and then sometimes they'll really latch on to a game and then other
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  times you be like oh you like that one you like this one and then they're just
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  like I don't [ __ ] get it I don't get
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  it it's tough yeah I mean there was one point we were playing and um well you
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  know you know the rules of munkin pretty well I assume probably do too and um so
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  at one point you know she kicked open the door it's a monster there and she's
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  like and she picks up a race card and just goes I'll send a dwarf in and I'm
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  like no but she's like well hold on hold on how could you use this potion and a ring
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  and this and this and this and I can't send a dwarf in you know what I mean and
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  I didn't I didn't have an answer for it it was a valid question fair enough fair
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  enough so I got the dwarf here why can't I just
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  send him in so I I'm going to feeling you're not going to be playing that game again
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  anytime soon unfortunately no and we had some people over on the weekend cuz
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  apparently this [ __ ] Monopoly game is just gone massive right now and like
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  people came out of to our house to play it and uh and I was telling everyone
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  about munchkin and trying to like segue into uh try to get you know maybe here
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  maybe you could come back later in the week uh let me just tell you a little
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  about you know I felt like a [ __ ] Jehovah's Witness knocking on people's
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  do honestly yeah what's like when um I found mostly in a positive way people
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  don't know what Dungeons and Dragons is and so I've had a few people I've said
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  oh yeah we play Dungeons and Dragons and they're like oh what is that and I'm
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  like oh come along and play and usually they're like absolutely not that's
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  terrifying but I've had a few people come uh and like you know like even
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  people who who are now part of the the group I play with who
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  who were like sort of interested and then like I guess I'll try it out and
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  then once it kind of clicks and you realize like I can do anything like it
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  we're just yeah acting out a movie basically and you can just say what you
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  want to do and then together we make up what happens it's like some switch Flix
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  and cuz it sounds kind of silly yeah if you're a very serious adult it's not
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  it's [ __ ] awesome well there's this web series that Gordon worked on where
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  it's about a new player coming into a d and d game it's it's not licensed so I
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  don't think they say D and D but um he doesn't get it either but all the shit's
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  happening around him like with like really lame people with plastic swords
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  and stuff and then as soon as he like lets go and Embraces the concept of it
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  then suddenly everyone around him's got real weapons and and all this cool [ __ ]
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  going on around but that actually is kind of how it feels when you play
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  absolutely yeah once you realize how it works it's like [ __ ] awesome have you
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  seen do you remember that I think it's a French video that was on YouTube or
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  whatever about the guy who um who Waits until all the other party members are
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  asleep and then he [ __ ] them and steals all their [ __ ] yeah roll the dice to see
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  if I [ __ ] you yeah it's like you no roll to see if you wake up and then he's like
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  I roll the one he's like you don't wake up and
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  like so good and because it's actually cutting to uh it's cutting to
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  reenactments of it as well yeah is it the same one yeah yeah French one yeah
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  yeah yeah it is a totally French one it's very fun so good what because the
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  performances in it are very good yeah cuz he turns out with beer and stuff and
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  the other guys are like really serious and they're like GH we don't drink when
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  we play yeah well that was going to be my other point it depends how serious
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  you take it and I think in some ways the more serious you take it the more fun it
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  is and with other groups the less serious you take the more fun it is so
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  it's just you have to read the room as well Yeah you sort of have to find that
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  middle ground though you need to yeah be flexible with it but but you also need to stick
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  to the whole what's the word I'm looking for no I'm just cutting you off it stick to the
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  hole and I'm just going to leave it stick to the hole y yeah yeah the well D
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  and D if if you're playing D and D you've got like there's a a world that
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  already exists and it's got like rules of how things work and that
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  and so like you can only go so silly I guess without kind of breaking the the
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  world Matt Matt we have proved that that's not the case we have 100% proved
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  that that is not even remotely the case yeah fair enough Fair Point hey I did
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  some homework this week oh go on I uh you guys do we need to play the
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  T Toy News jingle well well maybe we'll get to that
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  um no oo uh I did some homework and I watched uh I watched
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  Rocky cuz you guys said that I really should do that but not only did I watch
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  Rocky I watched two of the sequels so far and I'm going to keep going you're
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  up to Rocky 3 with Rocky 4 yeah I
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  watched Rocky 3 yes exactly um so the what did you think I I made a couple
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  notes um the first one I really liked I enjoyed it a lot uh I thought uh
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  Stallone was really good in it actually mhm uh surprisingly good CU it was
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  basically like it was a character cuz he wrote it it was a character that he
• 26:34
  could play well yeah yes he's like he's a nice guy but he's also kind of a
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  douchebag he's not like perfect like actually none of the characters are
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  they're all interesting characters I think that's probably why
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  it's a like kind of a classic film is everybody's a bit [ __ ] in it like yeah
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  that's right underworld low life and and just to remind you uh it was it was up
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  for nine Academy Awards uh the year that it came out and
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  I even think maybe it one best picture yeah no I could see that it it
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  was it well done yeah and then you get to the
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  sequels so the second one I also enjoyed but I found it to be quite a bit more on
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  the nose than the original cuz the original was like almost believable but
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  not not quite but almost like a lot of stuff has to line up coincidentally for
• 27:33
  for things to happen the way they do
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  like um he doesn't win right he just
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  lasts yeah sorry spoilers he doesn't win he just he just he just doesn't get
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  knocked out and then at the end Apollo still wins but he doesn't get knocked
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  out by the chance that's right yeah and it's only because he works his ass off
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  and Apollo doesn't take him seriously but in the second one he and Adan have a
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  have a b spoilers have a baby and then he's not sure what he's going to do cuz
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  he maybe doesn't want to fight anymore he's not training properly and at the
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  last minute he pulls it together meanwhile Apollo's [ __ ] pushing
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  himself and training because he doesn't want to get doesn't want to get shown up
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  again and but then Rocky still wins like
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  I don't know it's just I was like okay yeah cuz basically from the second one
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  on Rocky can't lose yeah why would you go and see a Rocky movie if he didn't
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  win at the end but I like the stuff about him getting
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  too famous too quickly and then like he buys a car and all this dumb [ __ ] and
• 28:35
  he's just being like a [ __ ] and he's all he's terrible in all the TV commercials
• 28:38
  he tries to do and stuff I like I love one where they build a statue of him no
• 28:43
  that's in the third one and I there's something funny about that too that I
• 28:46
  wanted to talk about but my favorite scene in the second one is Adrian's in
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  hospital in a coma because yeah of complications for the pregnancy and
• 28:56
  she's going to maybe going to die and Rocky's in the chapel in the hospital
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  he's freaking out and then Mick his coach comes in and says the P you doing
• 29:05
  it here mate [ __ ] forget your wife and child you got to fight Apollo Creed
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  tomorrow what are you doing get your priorities
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  straight that made me laugh like all right yeah I feel like
• 29:20
  moment it had like a mixed message in that sense I thought the film in general
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  that was like how's he going to choose like choose your [ __ ] wife yeah what
• 29:30
  do you mean how's he going to choose yeah and then the third one the
• 29:35
  third one is the first appearance Mr yeah Mr T Mr T is [ __ ] awful in it
• 29:41
  he's [ __ ] awful as we discovered last week this was Mr T's first acting role
• 29:47
  and it was written for him by Sylvester Stallone mhm so I'm not super surprised that he's
• 29:54
  not better in it than you were expecting yeah that's fair this one was directed
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  by Stallone as well and its tone is
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  quite different yep I was confused at
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  the start because Rocky is now just the best boxer the world champion is just
• 30:15
  beating everybody and I was like when did that become a thing he was not the
• 30:19
  best it was like yeah hard work and and luck that that that made him win and
• 30:26
  then that all just got dropped but then it got revealed that his coach is kind
• 30:30
  of controlling who he was going to fight so I was like in this is in the third
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  one I was like oh okay so it was kind of they were making it so that he was the
• 30:38
  best so okay yeah but then he has that [ __ ] fight with Hulk Hogan do you
• 30:42
  remember that God I don't oh yeah it's
• 30:45
  [ __ ] bizarre I forg he was in it I the whole time it was happening I
• 30:50
  thought oh this is just a setup and they're going to reveal that Rocky and
• 30:53
  everybody was in on this because he like he's doing this match and then Hulk hog
• 30:58
  comes in and Hulk Hogan is revealed to actually just be a [ __ ] murderous
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  psychopath and so he's trying to strangle Rocky oh yes and and Paulie
• 31:06
  Rocky's friend comes in and smashes Hulk Hogan with a chair and then hul Hogan
• 31:11
  punches him in the face and then the [ __ ] cops come in Hulk Hogan's
• 31:14
  punching out the cops and throwing them out of the ring and I was like oh this
• 31:17
  this they're not going to expect me to believe that this is real no that's part
• 31:22
  that's apparently that really happened in the story of Rocky Hulk Hogan [ __ ]
• 31:27
  tried to murder a bunch of people yeah the first two are pretty good and then
• 31:31
  the third one just starts to starts yeah go off on its own
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  track exactly I'm looking forward to you watching the fourth one how many are
• 31:40
  there I can't even I mean not including the the newer ones which are actually
• 31:44
  not bad five they Circle back around in a way I think there's six now you've got
• 31:49
  Dolph lungren still coming up right yeah he's number four and then there was
• 31:55
  Rocky five and then there was that Rocky movie that came out a few years ago yeah
• 31:59
  Rocky B right yeah yeah so that's that's actually number
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  six I didn't mind that one on the topic of the statue right they they make a
• 32:09
  statue of him in the third one and Y when they're unveiling the statue
• 32:13
  there's a marching band that is playing the Rocky theme music and I was like Wow
• 32:20
  meta yeah so not only is it the theme for the movie in the world of the movie
• 32:26
  it's his theme and it exists in the fiction which is a bizarre twist that I
• 32:30
  did not see I love that that's great you know what I've never thought
• 32:35
  of that before yeah it you just sort of accept it because that's that's his
• 32:38
  music yeah soon but I guess because I watched them like back to back I'm more
• 32:43
  aware of that kind of stuff I didn't just accept it and then they started
• 32:47
  playing it and I was like wait a minute how do they know I love stuff like that
• 32:51
  you know like it's like in uh you know the in The Avengers uh one of the I
• 32:57
  can't remember which one but uh it might even be the first one where Captain
• 33:01
  America has his list of movies he wants to watch and Star Wars is on it which
• 33:06
  means yes like there can never be a crossover because the movie Star Wars
• 33:10
  exists in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as a yeah as a as a f as a movie yeah that's right
• 33:17
  y yeah well shut themselves on foot
• 33:20
  there Disney I I I reread um uh Herbert
• 33:24
  West reanimator um recently oh yeah and um uh which which I believe that
• 33:30
  Lovecraft the author himself hated so I feel weird for liking it but uh it's
• 33:36
  quite good but uh but I think it must
• 33:39
  take place in a world where the novel Frankenstein was never a thing because
• 33:46
  no one says this is basically happening exactly like in that novel
• 33:50
  Frankenstein sure you know what I mean yeah pretty sure there was probably even
• 33:55
  the first at least of the Frankenstein movies that had come out by that point
• 33:58
  too that somebody might have gone you know what you're doing it's very similar
• 34:02
  to what they do in that book and
• 34:05
  movie yeah the uh Curious Case of Charles Dexter Ward is a is a good one
• 34:11
  too oh but again they're all they're all kind of similar in theme very
• 34:17
  very but uh well so I do look looking forward to hearing your thoughts on the
• 34:23
  rest of the movies yeah I know I I will just apologize for having to sit through
• 34:28
  number four well from what four is the one I'm most familiar with from pop
• 34:33
  culture cuz I know it's got Dolph ler in it and I know what happens like vaguely
• 34:38
  I know some I know something that's going to happen in it that that upsets
• 34:41
  Rocky because just cuz that's a thing that I know I've absorbed over the years
• 34:47
  because but not also I got to say who like clearly Stallone wrote and
• 34:54
  directed this film right so Stallone presuma thought I don't know when Rocky
• 34:59
  3 was made in the 80s probably he thought that that scene with Apollo
• 35:04
  Creed and Rocky at the beach beach was just two guys having a laugh and it was
• 35:11
  not I mean not that like not that I have any problem with with with a portrayal
• 35:15
  of of a gay couple in a film but he did not think that's what that was yeah
• 35:20
  because that was just in the 80s as far as I as far as I know that scene is so
• 35:27
  odd so it's it's it's odd to think that you would film a scene in your own movie
• 35:34
  where you and another man uh playing in
• 35:37
  the surf together and like [ __ ] it's
• 35:42
  just odd kissing and laughing and touching kissing they're not kissing but
• 35:48
  they are they are like embracing and like slapping and it's just very I was
• 35:52
  just like and it's fing slow motion as well and I was just like they're not
• 35:56
  wearing top yeah exactly like I'm not like I have no problem with with them if
• 36:02
  they if they were a gay couple in the film fine but that's not what he was
• 36:06
  going for and it's like who the [ __ ] nobody said I think it might make it
• 36:11
  seem like they're in love when you when you put this scene in the film cuz it
• 36:16
  sure [ __ ] does so well maybe they were it's also a bit at the start of
• 36:22
  Rocky 3 where it's Paulie's birthday and they buy him a robot you remember that
• 36:26
  oh yeah that's [ __ ] weird too I do not remember I think that's more so just
• 36:32
  showing how they're just blowing money yeah I do yes absolutely but like but
• 36:37
  that's still that robot people thought robots were going
• 36:40
  to be a thing in the80s yeah cuz they he offers to clean up the birthday cake
• 36:45
  this I'm like robot I tell you it's a [ __ ] hideous alien robot thing yeah
• 36:52
  that's what they buy him for his birthday also I love Paulie's character
• 36:54
  throughout the film how he's always just a [ __ ] greedy prick who like hassles
• 36:58
  Rocky for money because he he in that scene with the robot he's like what is
• 37:02
  this I wanted a sports car like [ __ ] off
• 37:07
  yeah anyway I'm enjoying them on on many levels I'm enjoying them
• 37:13
  so I actually caught up on a movie that you recommended Matt um oh yeah actually
• 37:19
  I can't remember if you recommended but you certainly did review it on this
• 37:23
  podcast um I watched a little I guess it a film you'd call it not a movie it's a
• 37:29
  film um it's called
• 37:33
  geostorm yeah yeah yeah yeah Geor watch
• 37:38
  name think [ __ ] well you know it's like what what it says on the t is what you
• 37:44
  get inside you know the light on the plot don't don't
• 37:49
  think about it too much enjoy enjoy the man running away from a [ __ ] volcano
• 37:56
  or driving away from yeah yeah enjoy
• 38:00
  enjoy not so subtle foreshadowing of the end at the start where they basically
• 38:05
  lay out everything that's going to happen later in the film and then follow
• 38:08
  that trajectory exactly um but you know ger Butler can
• 38:14
  really sell an idea you know yep it is what it is it certainly
• 38:20
  is certainly is I uh I actually don't really remember the plot of it very much
• 38:26
  I just remember that I you know I didn't hate it it was just it was fine do you
• 38:30
  know what I I watched we were at a friend's place and um they had uh on the
• 38:35
  background cuz SC kids were watching uh Battleship right and oh yes I haven't
• 38:41
  seen it but I was actually distracted by it because I was like I think I want to
• 38:46
  watch that like it's not as terrible as you think it even if it is terrible it
• 38:52
  looks interesting in in in a way that I was like wait a minute the [ __ ] is going
• 38:57
  on in this movie I need to watch it to figure out what the [ __ ] is happening
• 39:01
  because it's certainly not what I would expect a battleship movie to
• 39:05
  be and I know that Dave reviewed it back in the day on this podcast and he
• 39:10
  probably said all of that but I guess I've forgotten that it was about aliens
• 39:15
  it's about aliens yes yes I forgot it was about aliens too so and and a ship
• 39:21
  with no radar and they have to just uh guess the coordinates yes yeah they
• 39:26
  create a scenario where they have to play Battleship in real life with these
• 39:29
  aliens and it stars Rihanna it does she was actually quite
• 39:35
  good in it okay yeah yeah I mean no reason why she shouldn't have been fair
• 39:40
  enough yeah so I might I might watch that at some point just just out of
• 39:45
  curiosity like actually I was distracted by it I was like
• 39:50
  sorry I'm surprisingly interested by this film that's great well I support
• 39:56
  you catching up on a film that interests you met and I think I'm going to watch
• 39:59
  geostorm this week do it yeah do it something else that I've been watching
• 40:05
  is stranger things 3 and uh I'm only halfway through so I I don't want to get
• 40:10
  any spoilers uh okay but [ __ ] I'm loving this [ __ ]
• 40:14
  man yeah I've watched we watched it all we binged it the other weekend I think
• 40:19
  this is stronger than the second season I agree and the reason I think that um
• 40:24
  is because the the first season was great and then the second season was
• 40:27
  stranger things Season 1 Part Two and that's fine yes uh I think the one thing
• 40:33
  that really killed the second season was when she went to the city y for a few
• 40:37
  episodes stop the story dead they tried a lot of stuff didn't work no and
• 40:42
  they've just gone back to basics this is you know a new story uh where the
• 40:48
  characters have new motivations and uh new stakes and it's just working so well
• 40:54
  I'm so into it yeah it's really it's that's really good [ __ ] I love Billy he's such a
• 41:00
  douche I hated him in the second season I actually quite like I as soon as he
• 41:05
  showed up in I mean you've obviously seen the first episode so you know he's
• 41:08
  in it but I was just like yeah I feel like they used him
• 41:13
  better yeah but what isn't Steve just the nicest guy in the world the thing
• 41:18
  they did that with Steve between seasons one and two yeah now he's great I love that that
• 41:24
  whole him and Robin the girl at the yeah ice cream stand and um yeah dun dun or
• 41:31
  Dustin
• 41:32
  dun dun Dustin Dustin Dustin Dustin dun
• 41:43
  Dustin yeah but I'm interested to see sort of cuz I yeah well we'll discuss it more
• 41:50
  once for the listeners and yeah but no no I'm just I'm I'm they haven't
• 41:54
  officially announced season 4 yet but there's no way they're not going to make
• 41:59
  itag they decide not to do one yeah be surprised if they didn't although the
• 42:05
  the kids are getting a bit old old like I mean not because they're growing up as
• 42:10
  [ __ ] kids do but also I think like cuz there's sequences where they
• 42:15
  flashback to season one and they look very different not different but just
• 42:21
  yeah yeah it's noticeably been a long time I think remember originally there
• 42:26
  was going to like a 10e gap between season 1 and season two like season 2
• 42:31
  was meant to be in the '90s two wasn't even going to have them yeah
• 42:35
  yeah know we love the kids we want them back so maybe now they might when they
• 42:41
  do do for it might they it might be a thing where we might have to wait an
• 42:45
  extra year and then they do do it as bit of a time Jump type of thing yeah that
• 42:48
  could work yeah possible cuz waiting 2 years for a television show it's not unheard of now
• 42:55
  like Westworld yeah I got to watch a year in between season
• 42:59
  you know they're here right now in Singapore shooting for the third season
• 43:03
  oh are they yeah I think it must have something to do with the future
• 43:09
  world right because you live in the future there cuz I live in a yeah a
• 43:13
  place that looks like you know those kind of places that people in the white
• 43:18
  suits walk around in Sci-Fi
• 43:21
  movies your apartment yeah my apartment there a lab
• 43:28
  it's because of all these test tubes I keep around the place probably yeah that's
• 43:32
  right hey uh are you going to buy another Nintendo switch Luke so it can
• 43:37
  sit next to the other Nintendo switch that I don't use they've announced uh might pass on
• 43:43
  it yeah uh I'm I'm interested in it but I uh I don't need it so I don't think
• 43:49
  I'll buy one but yeah I find this one a little bit odd that they've released
• 43:54
  like the the light version where the controller the handle
• 43:57
  the controls stay attached like they don't disconnect at all and you can't a
• 44:01
  lot of games actually require that I told they announced it right now I was
• 44:04
  telling Jenna and I said oh it's like a it's a switch that you can't plug into
• 44:08
  the TV and the controllers don't come off and that and she said well it's not
• 44:11
  a [ __ ] switch then is it like good point it doesn't switch it doesn't
• 44:15
  switch it doesn't switch it's just it's just this is replacing the 3DS yeah well
• 44:20
  apparently it's not replacing 3DS they've been very adamant about that
• 44:23
  it's just a next another another way to play the switch
• 44:28
  Nintendo's vague about all this [ __ ] apparently the 3DS is still
• 44:34
  going okay but yeah it's uh slightly smaller and it's got better battery life
• 44:39
  cuz it doesn't have the controllers that can come off so I guess there's more
• 44:42
  space to make a battery bigger and also the screen's smaller and it's just a
• 44:48
  portable one which I mean it's already portable but it's more portable you can
• 44:53
  put it in a pocket I wonder can you connect controllers to it yes you can
• 45:00
  you can yes okay so you can still do that like let's all just gather around
• 45:04
  and we'll play well together type of thing oh yeah but just on the small
• 45:08
  screen yeah and not use the controllers that are on it yeah yeah yes I believe
• 45:14
  that's the case and uh I don't know I when Witcher
• 45:20
  three comes out I guess I'll know whether I need this or not cuz I'm
• 45:24
  probably going to be carrying a switch around a lot you've already got a switch
• 45:28
  you can carry around with you it doesn't have Witcher 3 on it yet though oh no no
• 45:33
  I I'm having trouble carrying that one maybe I'll need a smaller one that's
• 45:37
  what I'm saying that'll be the test is if I'm like oh got know where to put
• 45:41
  this giant switch I need one that's an inch smaller in all
• 45:45
  directions no comment might make it apparently it's the size of a the new
• 45:52
  one is a size of a switch with a joyon removed like take off the
• 45:58
  and that's how big and that's the size yeah yeah I won't get it but I'm still
• 46:03
  I'll probably start playing the switch a lot more if XBox does get around to
• 46:06
  putting achievements on there MH well cuz there was talk about the
• 46:12
  Xbox treatments going on for the cuphead game yes [ __ ] that game oh that game is
• 46:19
  so frustrating and annoying but that's the one that's going to get you to play
• 46:22
  it play on the switch yep just see me sitting in the corner swearing at the
• 46:29
  screen well speaking of uh Xbox achievements did you see that uh I think Xbox
• 46:36
  Germany um accidentally tweeted that Final Fantasy
• 46:42
  7 remake is going to be on the Xbox I did and then they've removed it and
• 46:48
  Square Enix have come out and went that's not correct Final Fantasy remake
• 46:52
  coming out on PlayStation 4 March 3rd we have no plans for other platforms yeah
• 46:56
  but that I mean it's pretty official looking video they posted Xbox Germany
• 47:01
  are sort of saying oh this is just it was a mistake and internal team like
• 47:05
  were just mucking around with some stuff why would you be mucking around typing
• 47:09
  something that Final Fantasy 7 remake they made a [ __ ] video of yeah like
• 47:14
  it makes I think they attached video from um no but the video unless I'm I'm
• 47:21
  looking at this wrong the video is of the Final Fantasy 7 remake with Xbox
• 47:25
  [ __ ] logos on it and it says Final
• 47:28
  Fantasy 7 remake uh March 2020 Xbox One
• 47:33
  yes with the Xbox it does say that but yeah JY Xbox for say it's an accident
• 47:38
  and accidentally made that video and then tweeted that video yes
• 47:43
  okay fair enough but that's the thing like if them posting the video would be
• 47:48
  one thing them posting the video with branding yeah that's what I mean that
• 47:52
  that's come on someone made that and then someone tweeted it so
• 47:57
  I mean Fair enoughbe they weren't supposed to tweet it but they weren't
• 48:02
  supposed they accidentally made it like that's come on yeah what why are you
• 48:07
  accidentally making that at all like yeah so yeah I think it is going to come
• 48:13
  I don't think it will be the 3rd of March yeah maybe not I think it will be
• 48:18
  there I think there's going to be like a PlayStation exclus exclusive period of 3
• 48:23
  to 6 months yeah I think that's probably why they had to they like Square's
• 48:27
  denying it and all that because yeah they proba they got some deal with Sony
• 48:32
  and they've they're going to get in trouble now so yeah cuz you even
• 48:37
  remember like uh to begin with uh no man's sky was going to be a PlayStation
• 48:42
  exclusive and oh thanks for reminding me that game exists what's wrong with that game
• 48:48
  nothing's wrong with it but I forgot about it stay out of it just reminded me
• 48:51
  stay out of it you don't need it in your life don't don't think about turning
• 48:57
  that game on and playing for half an hour going to suck that game just I'll
• 49:01
  just do this I'll just do this I'll just go there mhm I I I I'll I'll I'll stop
• 49:07
  playing once I got enough fuel to take off again and yeah yeah oh my God it's
• 49:12
  morning and I need to go to work now yeah I've only played that game twice
• 49:17
  both games I played it for like eight both times I played it for eight hours
• 49:20
  or something wow I yeah I played it quite a bit that's why on the other hand
• 49:25
  I put already put some some time into it so I probably should try and get through
• 49:28
  the story at least I didn't realize that was center of the
• 49:32
  Galaxy no there is yeah you you you can actually turn the story off so it is
• 49:37
  possible that you did turn it off oh that would explain a lot actually turn
• 49:43
  the story off that's how I watch movies yeah just turn this turn the story off I
• 49:48
  think I've accidentally had the story turned off for a lot of Hollywood movies lately
• 49:52
  [Laughter] geostorm Rocky 3 just turn the story off
• 49:59
  just turn the story off just yes just a love story about two men yeah two
• 50:03
  beautiful interracial love men yeah yeah um speaking of love stories can you guys
• 50:09
  scroll down to segments and just see the image that I've just posted in there um
• 50:13
  this is a new jewelry company that um makes jewelry out of the teeth of your
• 50:19
  dead loved ones no no oh I feel sick
• 50:24
  that's [ __ ] weird that's not real come on just going to leave that there
• 50:31
  oh the
• 50:36
  no so that is really just so your loved ones die do you dro the whole body off
• 50:43
  and they rip the teeth out or do they go collect the teeth and then make the jewelry
• 50:48
  or it's not even that's even look nice that's very
• 50:55
  strange and I'm I'm annoyed you've you've shown it to me yeah it's
• 50:59
  grotesque isn't it it is I mean I have all my baby teeth uh maybe you can get
• 51:05
  made into some jewelry there yeah maybe yeah I had thought of that I do we need
• 51:10
  to do we need to unpack or follow up that sentence or would you just like us
• 51:13
  to leave have all my baby teeth where it is my mom my mom kept them I guess for
• 51:18
  sentimental reasons when I lost all my baby my my baby teeth and I popped them
• 51:22
  under the pillow Tooth Fairy collected them and I guess for some reason gave
• 51:25
  them to my mom gave them back to your mom you might probably sold them back to
• 51:28
  your mom it could be and uh and so she kept them and so now I have them because
• 51:34
  at one point my mom was like I don't know what to do with these now think she
• 51:38
  realized like yeah she's like I don't know I kept them cuz yeah yeah my mom
• 51:42
  had my baby teeth and I'm kind of okay with knowing that I don't know where
• 51:45
  they are now you know um yeah my mother kept mine as well I think that's just
• 51:51
  something that mothers in Western Sydney do my mom also had my little
• 51:55
  circumcision ring that little that little clamp that
• 52:01
  they put on Oh I thought you meant this skin oh she kept for skin no she didn't keep the
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  for skin you weirdo that's what I thought you meant as well that little that little
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  spherical clamp that they put on to like keep the foreskin like down and away
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  while they trim around it I assume it's like the surgery uh equivalent of giving
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  someone a bowl cut it's almost odder than keeping the for
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  skin in a way if you think about it because it's not it's not it's not you
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  of you it's a thing they used to get rid of part of you yeah that's right
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  yeah well I hope you kept that made into some jewelry very yeah
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  it's my nose ring presented to Hoy one
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  day like that's right have you guys uh seen this this this thing that's going
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  on on Facebook Dan you and I have been
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  to Area 51 we've been to it yes yes um
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  people are convinced something's going on there and then there's now a a meetup
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  on Facebook a Facebook event for be basically people are saying in September
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  they are going to raid Area 51 and find
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  the aliens yeah okay can I just mhm
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  speak don't try to what is it we're going to use don't
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  try to storm a military base it will end badly for you is this another one of
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  your um motivational catch raisers for
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  twins yes try to stor a military base a
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  picture of
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  Luke no fair that's fair and Sound
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  Advice um how many people have uh have decided to storm Area 51 Matt at this
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  point oh at this point something like 60,000 or something right I think think
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  here we go storm Area 51 they can't stop all of us 840,000 people 800 well they
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  probably can't stop all I mean [ __ ]
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  go for it um and I think so initially it was a joke and I think one of the people
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  who started it uh Jackson Barnes says uh hello US Government this is a joke and I
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  do not actually intend to go ahead with this plan I just thought it would be
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  funny and get me some thumbs upes on the internet he is I'm not respons deci to
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  actually storm Area 51 because apparently people are indicating that
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  they do intend to go ahead with this so well they've set a date you know so
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  we'll see what happens and they they've set a date and they've told everybody
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  including the US government when it's going to be going to do it yeah they
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  they're discussing their plans uh openly on the internet which is always a good
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  move if you're going to plan something like this it's just make sure that the
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  uh the US government knows exactly what it is you're planning to do yeah I've
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  got to the website my niece is interested
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  okay well I'm interested as well I'm not going to do it though I'm just
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  interested I did see that um people on the internet are trying to Rally people
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  to storm other secret areas as well I saw one storm the Vatican they can't
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  rape all of
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  us I I I would say if you are going to
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  storm stay at the back
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  but then you won't see just stand behind somebody at all times yeah you don't
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  want to be the the people on the front line running in there the American
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  government are just going to [ __ ] open fire well that's the thing people are
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  storming a military base yes just won't
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  open the gate and won't let anyone in there's a story in the article there's
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  no there's a story in the article about a tour bus that accidentally entered the
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  base somehow and they they turned up and and stopped them and then like armed
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  military personnel got on the bus and with like threatening everybody with
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  fines and telling them you know like you need to leave right now and then it
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  turned out because it was the bus driver's fault only he got fined but and
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  then all the passengers thought it was a joke wow they thought it was part of
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  like a like a dinner show yeah yeah yeah yeah so just don't do
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  it I mean has the American government cross the line no we we did stop at the
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  mailbox yes the Black Mailbox not for the base at all it's
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  nothing to do with it uh of course they would get their mail delivered directly
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  to them I don't know what kind of farm you have out there in the middle of the
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  [ __ ] desert well here's the thing I don't think the American government have
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  ever actually acknowledged they even have a mil like an Air Force Base there
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  whatsoever right I don't know but I know but I mean they do but but sure maybe
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  they haven't acknowledged it yeah I don't know I'm not sure they
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  also might not be covering it up the government stance might be it's up to us
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  whether we want to talk about our military bases or not so it's not that
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  they're secret it's just that it's none of your [ __ ]
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  business right why would we discuss it with you yeah I thought this is like
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  where they helped design and test the stealth bomber and stuff yeah that's
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  certainly the the story yeah and the that the UF stuff all came from the fact that they
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  were testing that and people didn't know what it was yeah the thing that people
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  saw in the sky that was unidentified to them was in fact steal bom a stealth
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  bomber uh yeah which looks like a [ __ ] new prototype yeah [ __ ] does
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  yeah so all right so let's just wait and see what happens on the 20th of
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  September mhm yeah 3:00 a.m. oh that's because that's my time isn't it
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  yes okay cuz yeah if they do it at that time that's also a terrible time to storm the
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  base when would you storm the base do we need to play the criple
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  crimes jingle here while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's
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  crimes I've already said don't storm the base don't storm the base and then the
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  second the follow post is but if you do but if you do you go on you want to
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  sneak in okay go on okay now the best way to do this is join the armed forces
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  okay yeah and they just get a transfer to the base and you're
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  in I mean problem solved [ __ ] brilliant [ __ ] genius I guess a lot
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  of people just say uh you know you know how they always say that like the
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  prettiest girl in the bar never gets hit on because all the guys are like ah she
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  wouldn't be interested and then she goes home alone you know there's that
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  phenomena I guess it's the same too like if you were the first person to go um
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  can I be transferred immediately to Area 51 to uh work on the alien ship they
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  probably go you know what no one's come out and asked that before so yes you can
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  there's definitely positions going there yeah yep I think it would
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  work nailed it unfortunately I can't join the US Armed Forces I don't think
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  cuz you're not from America yeah and
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  also I mean you have a crippled leg oh yeah I can't also can't run or carry
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  things that weigh stuff way heavy can you drive a tank can
• 59:30
  you absorb a bullet actually I'm too tall for a tank that's such a weird
• 59:37
  combination yeah I have to sit down all the time but I'm too tall to sit in any of your
• 59:42
  vehicles but tanks they actually you they like people who were shorter for
• 59:46
  the tanks cuz it is very confined in there I know someone who might might be
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  able to fit in a tank don't know what you're talking
• 59:54
  about send a dwar in to the take Area
• 1:00:01
  51 well before we go and speaking of aliens do we I want to want to do some
• 1:00:06
  Star Wars news just quickly because it's near the end of the show so Craig can
• 1:00:10
  turn this off and uh but I do want to I just do want to touch on uh there's just
• 1:00:15
  a couple of things here um did we did we we all see the the new Star Wars Sith
• 1:00:22
  trooper this week mhm mhm yep yeah what do you think of
• 1:00:27
  that it's just a red Stormtrooper I think that the colors of
• 1:00:32
  military attire are usually
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  terrain uh
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  specific uh so perhaps these Troopers
• 1:00:45
  are going to be under that layer of salt on that salt Planet I mean the normal
• 1:00:50
  Storm Troopers are white but then the spaceships are white on the inside so
• 1:00:55
  that kind of makes sense but with this I'm just going to I'm just thinking of
• 1:00:59
  the Imperial guarden returning to Jedi oh yeah so these guys are probably just
• 1:01:03
  out for Ceremony I I wouldn't see them as a Sith trooper I'd see them more as a
• 1:01:08
  here we bring these guys out special occasions yeah Special Occasions but who the [ __ ]
• 1:01:15
  do they work for then so I mean we have to wait and see obviously but where have
• 1:01:21
  these guys been that's the problem with any of this isn't
• 1:01:26
  it these the replac make any new stuff to put in but they're called Sith
• 1:01:32
  Troopers Luke so who do they work for presumably Traer sorry potential
• 1:01:38
  spoilers presumably Palpatine in some capacity from the from the teaser
• 1:01:41
  trailer but like but why is Palpatine got the new Storm Trooper style exactly
• 1:01:48
  and if he why do they look like first order Stormtroopers if they're not first
• 1:01:53
  order I just it just raes how about we just I'm starting to get worried is what
• 1:01:57
  I'm saying yeah cuz this I'm worried that this is a bit [ __ ] is it maybe just
• 1:02:03
  something to throw us off the scent though hopefully Sith we just going to have to
• 1:02:08
  wait and see we we don't have much longer to go no 6 months a bit less yeah
• 1:02:14
  I mean comic con's coming up they don't have a panel but we might have a trailer
• 1:02:17
  drop around that time yeah yeah we're definitely Jew for
• 1:02:23
  one did you say Jew
• 1:02:29
  no it's just my accent you know where they don't allow Jews the
• 1:02:34
  Afterparty everyone is welcome to the Afterparty I'm pretty sure that's true
• 1:02:39
  I'm pretty sure anybody can come they just have to pay his money yeah that's
• 1:02:42
  not banned that's not allowed it's not ban you heard it it's not banned no it
• 1:02:46
  is banned all right they they are banned [ __ ] me Luke's on board the [ __ ] Jew
• 1:02:51
  Banning this whole ending is banned ending this is the beginning to the
• 1:02:56
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