Tres Minutes: The Hotline That Only Translated Its Accent

The Daily Slop Show · Aug 28, 2026 · 6m

A Washington state hotline's Spanish option turns out to be an English script read in a heavy accent, with a wait time of 'less than tres minutes'. Then: YouTubers versus Auntie over who gets recommended, OpenAI asking to be regulated harder, and an AI traffic warden fining a scarecrow. Nothing we say becomes the truth.

In this edition

Less Than Tres Minutes

Auntie Versus The Hustle Guys

Slop, Or Not?

Something Weird

Tomorrow

Chapters

0:07 — Cold Open: Press One For Costume

0:34 — Less Than Tres Minutes

2:31 — Auntie Versus The Hustle Guys

4:26 — Slop, Or Not?

5:07…