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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's time for Peyton's predictions for horoscopes. Peyton, what's the vibe?
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  Speaker 2: We can all be a little flaky sometimes, so I'm
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  Speaker 2: telling you the excuse that your zodiac sign makes to
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  Speaker 2: get out of plans with people you don't want to
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  Speaker 2: hang out with. Also, if it's your birthday today, we
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  Speaker 2: are on our very last day of Virgo season, and
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  Speaker 2: you share a birthday with Tom Felton, Jesse Murph, and
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  Speaker 2: Moneybagg Yo.
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  Speaker 1: Last day of Virgo, first day of fall. Yeah, yep, yep.
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  Speaker 2: Summer's over. Virgo season's over. And I think we're moving
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  Speaker 2: into spooky season.
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  Speaker 1: So exciting.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay, for Virgo, this is the excuse that you make.
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  Speaker 2: That you have to catch up on life things. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: you have to organize or catch up on some chores
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  Speaker 2: at the house. And this one is actually kind of true,
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  Speaker 2: but you use it like a weapon so no one
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  Speaker 2: can argue with you because technically you're being productive. And
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  Speaker 2: no one can complain because there is literally always something
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  Speaker 2: going on at your house.
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  Speaker 1: There is always something going on in my house. Believe me, always. Right,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, eh, my pool's getting fixed. Eh, the roof. Eh,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Oh, yeah, believe me. That's good.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, Peyton.
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  Speaker 1: Claudia, hello. What is your sign?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm a Scorpio.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Scorpios, this is the excuse that you make to
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  Speaker 2: get out of plans with your friends. You'll be like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just dealing with a personal situation right now. I'll
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  Speaker 2: definitely update you about it later. And the thing is,
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  Speaker 2: is you probably aren't dealing with anything. You just use that, like, dark,
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  Speaker 2: mysterious vibe as a shield so people don't ask any
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  Speaker 2: follow-up questions about why you're canceling and flaking again.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, because it's none of their business.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. Claudia, fierce. She's a savage. I love it. Thanks, Claudia.
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  Speaker 3: I want to tell you before you go that I'm
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  Speaker 3: in Arizona. I drove here with my daughter in RV
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  Speaker 3: from Oregon. And the first thing I did when I
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  Speaker 3: got here, I Googled to see how close I am
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  Speaker 3: to you guys, to your studio. And I'm 32 minutes
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  Speaker 3: away from you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: How long are you in town for?
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually leaving tomorrow, but I'll come back. My daughter
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  Speaker 3: is going to school here, so I'll be back. You
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  Speaker 3: know what's funny is I heard your accent, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, she's got to be from Oregon. Well, my
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  Speaker 3: accent is not from Oregon. You got that wrong.
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  Speaker 1: It should be from Oregon.
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  Speaker 3: It's from Romania. No!
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 2: You had that little Beaverton thing in there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I got a little bit American. I like organized.
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  Speaker 2: Organized.
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  Speaker 1: She's organized.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Thanks, Claudia.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. We had a Leo on the line. She just
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  Speaker 1: hung up. Those Leos are impatient. I know. We got
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  Speaker 1: one in the studio, though. She blew us off. She's
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  Speaker 1: too busy for us.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't take her first, which has probably gotten her feelings.
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  Speaker 1: But Leos, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Leo, too. The excuse that we make is like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't have anything to wear.
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  Speaker 1: Can't come.
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  Speaker 2: And I've definitely used that before because we just kind
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  Speaker 2: of had a minor mood shift and we decided that
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  Speaker 2: the outside world was too overwhelming and we just want
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  Speaker 2: to stay home and overthink in peace.
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  Speaker 1: So that's us over thinking. All right, let's go to Pisces. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Rich for you.
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  Speaker 2: You would say like something crazy came up with my
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  Speaker 2: family or friend and I have to help them out.
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  Speaker 2: Even though you invented a light crisis out of thin
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  Speaker 2: air because you felt too guilty to just say you
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  Speaker 2: wanted to chill and lay out like lay out by
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  Speaker 2: the pool or something and just vibe. You just you
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  Speaker 2: just lie.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you why that's incorrect, because Pisces don't
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  Speaker 1: cancel because we're all about the social thing. We would
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  Speaker 1: never cancel. Yeah. All right, how about Libras? Yeah, Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: Your lie is, I might be able to stop by later.
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  Speaker 2: I'll let you know. You say this with pure conviction
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  Speaker 2: while knowing in your heart that there is 0% chance
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  Speaker 2: that you are leaving your house.
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  Speaker 1: You just don't like to say a direct no. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'll probably try to stop by later.
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  Speaker 2: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably very accurate. All right, if we get to
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  Speaker 1: your side, they are all posted on our website, jajayandrich.com. Yeah.