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FULL SHOW: Megan had a scare last night! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Gentleman Being podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, that's us broad to you by Hello Fresh The
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  Speaker 2: Experts and Tastes that Kiwis.
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  Speaker 3: Love makes his way back from America after the what
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  Speaker 3: was it?
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  Speaker 1: The IT updates? Had no idea what the nuts and
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  Speaker 1: bolts so that were used today. But Matty our boss,
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  Speaker 1: came and he kind of explained it all. It seemed
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  Speaker 1: like there was an anti virus software ironically that some companies,
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  Speaker 1: huge companies had signed up for had typed in some
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  Speaker 1: wrong code and hence the world falling to pieces their computers.
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  Speaker 3: Instead of updating, they blocked it. Were like, oh, this
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  Speaker 3: doesn't look right, and so everything shut down. It did
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  Speaker 3: the opposite of what it was supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: Does you really have to feel for that poor IT
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  Speaker 1: expert someone someone as.
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  Speaker 3: A veteran, Yeah, so that they have years of experience
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  Speaker 3: to like look back on rather than a newb Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And years of money to retire on, because they're probably
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  Speaker 1: not the the poor people. But you just worry, Like
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of talk we're speaking on the way
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  Speaker 1: over this morning about you know, the next war will
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  Speaker 1: be all cyber be a cyber attack, and it's something
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  Speaker 1: happens to the internet and we crumble now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, crazy kind of felt like that's what it was
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  Speaker 3: on Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Incredibly reliant on us. Tell you what you don't need
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  Speaker 1: the Internet for, though, breathing and Megan Purpose yesterday struggling,
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  Speaker 1: gasping her way through the show like a eighty nine
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  Speaker 1: year old lung cancer victim. You were really struggling, I felt, sorphie.
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  Speaker 3: Oh thanks. You might have heard me hack up when
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  Speaker 3: you turned on the microphone at one point, and I was.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty yeah, because you're an asthma kid, I am, are you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not as not as asthmay as you, but I do
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  Speaker 1: ventdlin in it every now and then flicks the tide.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a new little blue one.
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  Speaker 1: Was serotized something are tired, something pumping chemicals into you?
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  Speaker 3: Were you that kid? Like at cross country? Did you
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  Speaker 3: ever use asthma to get out of it? Like athletics
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  Speaker 3: at school? I was always like, oh no, and I'd
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  Speaker 3: be like half it on the ventilan a treat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but I didn't have vestma. I was just like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm really struggling to breathe. And then I get home
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  Speaker 3: and mom, but my mom would know, She's like, this
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  Speaker 3: isn't esthma.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now the universe is paying you back for it
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  Speaker 1: because you are struggling with it.
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  Speaker 3: And yesterday. Usually I'm pretty good with knowing if I
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  Speaker 3: need to go to the doctor. I went yesterday and.
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  Speaker 4: I got told off.
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  Speaker 3: They were like, you should have come a long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need not even in a medical expert, like
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  Speaker 1: just looking at you and hearing you. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you're definitely three weeks beyond going to the doctor that
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  Speaker 1: you should have seen about a month ago.
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  Speaker 3: When you're a parent and stuff, you're like, you know
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  Speaker 3: when your kids are like, you worry about them first
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  Speaker 3: and you don't spend so much time on yourself. But
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  Speaker 3: I went there and I ended up getting a neibuliza
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  Speaker 3: for those esthma kids. Know what I'm talking.
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  Speaker 1: About, does they? They pump your full of steroids like
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  Speaker 1: a Russian gymnast got.
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  Speaker 3: Steroids, great intibiotics, so you name it. But it made
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  Speaker 3: me stay there for like an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 1: You've seen a great photo of you with a mask on,
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  Speaker 1: very dark vaidery.
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  Speaker 3: God, it is such I got to lie down for
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  Speaker 3: like an hour sleeping. Yeah, I had we none eyes.
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  Speaker 3: I was great, and they came and checked on me.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I can now breathe like.
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  Speaker 1: An oxygen tank in the corner of the studio's like one.
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  Speaker 3: Of those little leimbualizer machines.
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  Speaker 5: The heads that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: We are down one Ben Boyce, who is still traveling
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  Speaker 3: back from America. Is he making it? Is he on
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  Speaker 3: a flight? Is he the new Democratic candidate for the election?
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  Speaker 3: We catch up with Ben.
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  Speaker 4: In the USA.
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  Speaker 5: In the US.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, Ben is stranded over in the USA, Orlando, Florida,
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  Speaker 1: and I there's a part of me that doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: him to come back, just so we can just keep playing.
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  Speaker 2: Bruce Springsteen is getting some rights for this one.
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  Speaker 1: Clocking it up, the little snippets of money dripping into
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  Speaker 1: the boss's bank account.
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  Speaker 2: This week, I'm still stuck in the USA, heading away
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  Speaker 2: very shortly actually, so hopefully I'll make my way back
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  Speaker 2: to New Zealand. But it's it's always feels weird every
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  Speaker 2: day you've come across the New Zealand Before John, we're
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  Speaker 2: visiting family over here, we've been stuck here, and.
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  Speaker 6: Just the little things really through you off.
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  Speaker 2: You know, whether it's getting into the wrong side of
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  Speaker 2: the car where people are driving and that what it
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  Speaker 2: feels like it should be the wrong seat, wrong side
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  Speaker 2: of the road. The toilets, how they have that sort
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  Speaker 2: of a lot more water they do.
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  Speaker 7: You guys have been water in the bowl.
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  Speaker 3: Like swimming pools they are.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you can actually put your whole head
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  Speaker 1: and give it a wash taken out.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like when you drop something off though, there's
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  Speaker 3: a lot of splash bash.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very hard to have a peek quietly in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 1: I've discovered, you know, it's sit down operation, isn't it so?
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  Speaker 1: But then it kind of sits in the water.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, floats around.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I put it on Instagram and then someone was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because when you sit down though, doesn't you you know,
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  Speaker 2: your your peepee sort of go for a bit of
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  Speaker 2: a swimmer well differens toeing.
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  Speaker 7: Cold.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to know why does the toilet water
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  Speaker 1: level run so high in America? There must be I'm
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  Speaker 1: picking for odor purposes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I think that's right. I think you're right in
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  Speaker 2: saying that. That's what I was trying to talk to
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  Speaker 2: someone the other night. What I love about Americans actually
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  Speaker 2: that they're confident even if they don't know something. They'll
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  Speaker 2: just tell you with confidence. You know, many times of
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  Speaker 2: us have asked for directions over here and we're like
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  Speaker 2: at this place the end, they're like, oh, yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 2: it's just up here.
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  Speaker 6: Girl left, go right, and you're like, great, you get there.
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  Speaker 7: Like that guy was totally lying, but he said it
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  Speaker 7: with confidence. I know what you're talking about. Tell you
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  Speaker 7: what's something I really struggle with.
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  Speaker 2: And they have them heaps in New York as the
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  Speaker 2: revolving doors. Now we loarn actually the revolving doors are
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  Speaker 2: quite good for you know, keeping the weather, you know,
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  Speaker 2: keeping the weather outs basically, so you don't have doors
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  Speaker 2: like letting in drafts. But they spin around so fast.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like reminding me of school when you
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  Speaker 2: like had double dutch and you're trying to like.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I found here.
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  Speaker 7: I go.
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  Speaker 3: You do that with your hands to try and get
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  Speaker 3: in the revolving door at the right moment, and they
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  Speaker 3: go fast to you have to kind of jog round.
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  Speaker 7: I know, I had a moment. My daughter's you know,
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  Speaker 7: they're once twelve and fourteen.
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  Speaker 2: They love to go to like a Sephora or a Micket,
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  Speaker 2: but the Sephort store. So I went in there grandom,
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  Speaker 2: this is a timescreen New York. I'm like, guys, we
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  Speaker 2: need to go, we need to go, We need to
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  Speaker 2: get out of the store, not fin any money. And
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  Speaker 2: then there was a revolving door right on the outset.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, we need to go fast because it's going.
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  Speaker 7: Fast, and I ran.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't realize it was glass outside.
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  Speaker 7: Of the revolving door, not just inside. Heat flew straight
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  Speaker 7: into the glass.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I had a glass door.
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  Speaker 2: The door around the side, I know, I didn't see
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  Speaker 2: it at all, made a huge noise.
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  Speaker 7: I was not almost knocked myself out. And then that
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  Speaker 7: my daughters are like, were you But.
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  Speaker 2: Both of them are like, were you filming that for
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  Speaker 2: social media?
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  Speaker 7: Did? And I was like, no, I didn't do this
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  Speaker 7: on purpose at all, So.
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  Speaker 1: Please tell me the security footage was because we need
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  Speaker 1: to get we need to get hold of that.
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  Speaker 2: I've really struggled with that over here. So I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: forward to coming home.
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  Speaker 7: Hopefully I'll be.
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  Speaker 2: Back with yeah, well tomorrow the next day, and then
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  Speaker 2: I can eat the doors the way they're meant to
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  Speaker 2: be into it, straight through in and out.
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  Speaker 1: Being in the USA, who knows when he'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: He keeps adding all going well. At the end of sentences,
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  Speaker 1: there's a job going here.
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  Speaker 2: The guys, you know, Biden step down, so hey, you know,
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  Speaker 2: put on my resumes.
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  Speaker 5: Here I go the hats that jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Raunchy Chat This morning after a Kiwi mum was left
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  Speaker 3: a little bit shocked and she wasn't happy that she
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  Speaker 3: saw a display in the chemists warehouse.
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  Speaker 1: You cover a bloody wide spectrum of products, don't they.
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  Speaker 1: The Chemists warehouse. You go in there and you are bamboozled,
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  Speaker 1: aren't you.
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  Speaker 3: I like to leave space for time to wander because
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  Speaker 3: you can find some things.
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  Speaker 1: You got everything from vitamins to protein powder to prodding
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  Speaker 1: implements as well like.
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  Speaker 3: Kids things, bottles, snappy like everything.
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  Speaker 1: As you just drop the chemists from the title and
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  Speaker 1: just call it warehouse. Yeah, just because it's pourium of everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's good now, Producer Taylor, you said, mother local mothers
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  Speaker 1: not happy one of the products on display. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: So I was at the Sylvia Park Chemist's Warehouse and
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  Speaker 8: her and her daughter were just scrolling through the aisles
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  Speaker 8: as you do, towards the makeup skin care isle, and
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  Speaker 8: the daughter pointed out some products that the mom didn't
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  Speaker 8: really know what they were. And the daughter started laughing,
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  Speaker 8: and the mom's gone, oh, what's that? Why are you
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  Speaker 8: laughing at the Korean face massage? Yeah, massages, And she goes, oh, mom,
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  Speaker 8: that's not a massage, it's an adult Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So at what point did she did it say on
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  Speaker 1: the pet Korean face massage or how did she land
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  Speaker 1: on tony assumption?
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  Speaker 8: But if you do look at them, they kind of
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  Speaker 8: do look like what's out? They're on TikTok at the moment,
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  Speaker 8: you know, he can scrub your face.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen a Korean face.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen the other thing, the one talking about
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  Speaker 3: in particular that she pointed out. I believe it's called
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  Speaker 3: a French tickler, So it could have been.
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  Speaker 1: Does that look like face? Well, I mean the versatila.
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  Speaker 1: It could also be used as a measuring stick, can
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  Speaker 1: use a device to push down pills if you can't
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  Speaker 1: swallow pills.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, carry on? What else? What else?
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  Speaker 1: Some dishes.
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  Speaker 3: Like a rubber tweezersers yeah, two prongs, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a like a rubber implemented. You know how
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: you whack your knee with the doctor to reflex the
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  Speaker 1: medical reasons that you could use.
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  Speaker 3: Those potentially apply your makeup with it.
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  Speaker 4: I guess yep, yeah it.
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  Speaker 3: Was yeah ear scratcher. Oh yeah, okay, it was near
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  Speaker 3: the lip balms. So she's very upset because she said
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  Speaker 3: not only was her daughter there, but her daughter's friend.
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  Speaker 3: She had to do some explaining.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, you can just but you can get them
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  Speaker 1: any everywhere now, okay, yeah, get into the bloody petrol
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  Speaker 1: station those things.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and even online now everyone's online.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Also, her daughter was sixteen, so like you know, she
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  Speaker 3: wasn't she wasn't crazy young. Maybe you and your daughter
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  Speaker 3: need to have.
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  Speaker 8: Actually, that's like the least your daughter's doing at sixty
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  Speaker 8: years old. Consider yourself lucky because.
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  Speaker 1: If she knows what a career face message is a sixteen,
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  Speaker 1: it's the least of your problems. Yeah, you're right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: there we go. It's been great ad for the Chimi's
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  Speaker 1: warehouse as well. To know those are on sale. Well
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: they got nine ninety. They'll be the cheapest ones out
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  Speaker 1: there too. You can guarantee that, Clara.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah, it looks entertaining, shall we say, it
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  Speaker 3: looks it's.
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  Speaker 4: Good quality stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Have France inside of you when you're not even you
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  Speaker 1: don't even have to travel there, like being in France
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  Speaker 1: or even France in you.
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: The heads that johna wan Ben podcast.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I just want to get onto the greatest thing
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: that the Inteneger's taught you, or YouTube in general. YouTuber
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: versity really isn't it. I imagine a lot of education
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: centers have lost out thanks to YouTube.
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: You can YouTube how to do anything open art sudery.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: You can give yourself an open art surgery on YouTube.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: That is not an exaggeration. I don't know if.
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  Speaker 3: You'd be trusting someone to do that, but yep, sure
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  Speaker 3: probably is.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: What did you talk? You taught yourself how to This
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: is very Megan Peppers.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: I needed to prune my Aprico tune.
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  Speaker 1: And a bloody apricotch like.
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm doing, but they're so long.
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  Speaker 3: You watch the video and they waffle on about the
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  Speaker 3: tree and you're like, just tell me which.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: Branches to cut, and you're generally you're in a rush
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  Speaker 1: when you get if you're resorting to YouTube, you're in
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: a bit.
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: Of a rush to window have time to prune the tree.
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  Speaker 1: If you like, like and subscribe. I don't want to subscribe.
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  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna watch you talk about freaking apricot chese again.
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: Just get to the but you did it over the
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  Speaker 3: over the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well the Scott's because we had scratches on the car,
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: you know, the paint, and by pure coincidence, got fitter
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  Speaker 1: video from this YouTuber who's like, oh, lets it put
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: white vinegar and coconut oil together, rub it over the
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  Speaker 1: car scratches and they magically disappear. And you watch these
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: things like when you see them, come on, TikTok. This
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: is the buddy Chinese trying to get into us again,
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: make us look like idiots.
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  Speaker 3: And most of the time you do it and.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't work.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: It doesn't work.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: There was a have you seen the floating grape one?
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: So you run your tap and so you get a
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: green grape and you can make the grape float in
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: mid air and you and it's like it's the water
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  Speaker 1: goes in and it creates all the oxygen and the
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: grape and the grape just sits. The emidia is the
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: water streams down from your kitchen tip. And I'm like,
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: this is amazing. I'm going to do this. So then
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: it's been like four hours trying to get a grape
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  Speaker 1: to float, and then there's a little bit more digg
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  Speaker 1: again and then what you actually do is you tie
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: a little thread of cotton, dangle it from the track
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: and your bamboos a audiots like yeah, but so what
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: you do is you get the white vinegary coconut will
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  Speaker 1: rub it over the car screeches and it worked.
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: Did it?
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  Speaker 4: It worked?
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  Speaker 1: It essentially just creates like a car wax, homemade carwaks.
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  Speaker 3: You're talking like little scratches.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're not if you've had a head to
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  Speaker 1: nose on the on the southern, don't don't bother getting
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  Speaker 1: you know, swinging by.
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  Speaker 3: A gouge with a paint come out, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: a decent scratch.
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  Speaker 1: Generally, the guy was like, if you run your fingernail
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  Speaker 1: along the abrasion and your fingernail gets caughters, like, there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing I can do for Oh okay, So it's light
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  Speaker 1: light stuff. You rub a handbag along the surface of
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  Speaker 1: the paint. But yeah, I got rid of it. And
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  Speaker 1: it also makes your car smell very sour.
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  Speaker 5: Sour paint work the heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Talking about hacks that you've seen on TikTok, you've seen
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  Speaker 3: a TikTok hack. I've used YouTube to help prove my
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  Speaker 3: apricot tree.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sixty content, So bloody's sexy content, doesn't it. Jeez,
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  Speaker 1: we sound like a right catch. Just to white vinegar
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  Speaker 1: and coconut oil to get rid of very very light
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  Speaker 1: light scratches on your car.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: This is what we're doing on our holiday. While Ben
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  Speaker 3: Boyce is traveling around America.
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  Speaker 1: He's trying to make his way back from the States somehow.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully we'll have him back on the show by twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine. But your poppy, my daughter, she showed me
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  Speaker 1: what natella. So your run of the mill jar of Natella.
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  Speaker 1: You open the liddle that's got the gold seal over
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  Speaker 1: the top of the of the top of the jar
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  Speaker 1: that you always have. Yeah, you always having to stab
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  Speaker 1: or whatever it appeal it away. But if you look
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  Speaker 1: under the lid of the teller and you fleck up
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  Speaker 1: the white paper cover under the lid, there's a bloody
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  Speaker 1: little knife fitting under there, which is there which cuts
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  Speaker 1: around the edge of because.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't peel exactly does not peel.
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  Speaker 1: If Nataella have been keeping that quite a secret, almost
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  Speaker 1: too much of a secret, like taking it under the
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  Speaker 1: white hidden thing, Like, if you're.
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  Speaker 3: Going to put it as a feature, you have to
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  Speaker 3: let everyone know that it's a feature.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Damn right. I'm also great to if you're at a
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: dinner party and you're down one fork, hold on, guys,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: swing to the dairy and you've also got a jar
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: of unopened the tailer on you. That will save the day.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: So yeah, eight hundred telephone number. What has the internet
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: taught you? Were going to kick things off with Katie
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: this morning more than a Katie Hello. Great to have
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: you on the internet. We learned yesterday it's what is it,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: five point three billion people use the internet, which means
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: two point eight billion ducks. Uh, you're one of the
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: five points three that do. And what did it teach you?
• 15:10
  Speaker 9: So I youtuose how to unclog a blocked washing machine filter?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Oh now that's a big job, grotesque job.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: And no it wasn't.
• 15:24
  Speaker 9: It wasn't like dirty slimy hair stuff. It had been.
• 15:29
  Speaker 9: There were lots of fantastic takes that get left on
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: like brand new menship. Ye yeah, yeah, so all of
• 15:37
  Speaker 9: those had come off and I was housed at the time,
• 15:41
  Speaker 9: and it was the first it was like just after
• 15:43
  Speaker 9: I arrived and it was the first one of washing
• 15:45
  Speaker 9: I went to do and the machine wasn't draining, and
• 15:48
  Speaker 9: so I lockdown one model it was, and there was
• 15:52
  Speaker 9: a whole step by steps of the exact same model
• 15:55
  Speaker 9: how to pull it apart? How yeah, like get all
• 15:59
  Speaker 9: the stuff to the filter.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: And so this wasn't even your washing machine.
• 16:05
  Speaker 9: No that it was. I was going to be at
• 16:07
  Speaker 9: the house. I was going to be at the house
• 16:08
  Speaker 9: for two weeks. And I knew. I mean I could
• 16:12
  Speaker 9: have like, I could have called father and I wouldn't
• 16:14
  Speaker 9: bear me. But I was like, Nope, I'm gonna I'm
• 16:17
  Speaker 9: gonna put my hands.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: In someone else's gun.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Hero rolling her sleeves up and getting her hands dirty. Well,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: if you need any unclogging to be done, Katie will
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: keep your number. Thank you so much, appreciate you phoning
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: through Patrick morning to you. Yeah, good to have you on, Petty.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Don't try and bloke up your voice when Petty comes
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: on you hear.
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: That, pet.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Petty, good to have another bloke on. Handy bloke. To
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: be honest, I'm the unhandiest person in the real Petty,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: but I'll put on a voice. What'd you teach yourself there,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: big fella.
• 16:52
  Speaker 10: A couple of things actually. The first one was headlights
• 16:56
  Speaker 10: on my Ford Ranger. We're all facing discolored and what
• 16:59
  Speaker 10: guy ailed them? And I rang up to replace them,
• 17:02
  Speaker 10: and new ones were over a thousand bucks, and second
• 17:05
  Speaker 10: d was five point fifty. So jumped on old YouTube
• 17:07
  Speaker 10: and had a nosy round and found a recipe white vinegar,
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: baking soda and toothpaste, mixed it together, scrubbed it on
• 17:15
  Speaker 10: the headlights and they took all the shit off them
• 17:18
  Speaker 10: on the language, took all the don't mind the.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Leguals to be petty made. I don't care, I don't care.
• 17:24
  Speaker 10: Off the headlights and clean them up beauty. So went
• 17:27
  Speaker 10: straight through for its warrant and I do that every
• 17:30
  Speaker 10: US you once a year.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Wow, way, that is a great NB, saving you thousands.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: I did that. Tell my Mazdax five penny.
• 17:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah. I didn't believe it would work, but I was like, man,
• 17:42
  Speaker 10: I don't want to spend that sort of money on headlights.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: No fair enough, petty doing all the ranger. You're doing
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: all the old ex good work.
• 17:49
  Speaker 10: And then another he could just quickly did was a
• 17:52
  Speaker 10: bit more in depth. But I'm building a V and
• 17:55
  Speaker 10: HQ holding, and I wanted to port the heads and
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: I sort of a bit nervous about it. Went online
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: and there's a couple of videos in the real detail
• 18:03
  Speaker 10: showing exactly how to do it, and so I copied it,
• 18:06
  Speaker 10: took them into the engine builder and showed him and
• 18:08
  Speaker 10: he was like, yeah, that's not bad man, pretty good.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: They were going the heads.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: John.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to pretend I understand at least forty percent
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: of what Petty was saying there, but that's thank you
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: so much for phoning through. Patrick. Do appreciate you listening.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Have a good one.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: He got denied wine? Was this in a public sitting?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: So my mum was staying with me last week and we,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: excuse me, we went to go to the market.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Don't mind, Megan, she's just slowly dying slowly.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: I went to go and get a bottle of wine.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: And I didn't know prior to this that my license
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: had expired.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: So when hold on, is this gonna be a Is
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: this another humble breer? Because I know you know you've
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: got an important date approaching soon. Is this gonna be
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: another humble bringer?
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Say it? It's my birthday week, it's.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Your birthday week. The humble bragger habit, how you been
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: id again?
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: So everyone always doesn't believe me that I get id
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: My mom was with me this time. My husband wasn't
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: because he's ten years younger than me, so but everyone's
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: always like, it's because you're the young looking guy. He
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: doesn't get id'd a lot of the time. So my
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: mom and I went to get wine and my life,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: she she IDs me, and I am going to be
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: forty this week, guys. And she looks at the date
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: of birth and she was like, oh, okay, but then
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: she sees my licenses expired, so and also it expired
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: in January, so I have not had a life.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Bad to the bone a very useful looking bad to
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: the bone motorists.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: But she couldn't give me the wine.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: So what did did you get?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Ra Then I said, well, my mom's you know, like
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: she's quite clearly older than me. No offense, mum. But
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: she wouldn't let her buy it either, because then it
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: looked like she was buying something for like a minor,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: even though my license is my age.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: So then you've got the next to you and lie,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: can you buy this for me.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: So it's two oldies forty and and her you know later.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: But degrading and also flattering at the same time.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I was so flattering, but I also just wanted the wine.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, well now I'm leaving. I have
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: to go somewhere else.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: This is this is our ram rage start made.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: It really is the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Down one being Boys because he is.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: In the USA. It's been in the USA. He's stranded,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: stranded down in the USA. He thanks to the internet
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: outage about seven or eight days ago. Now the internet
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: out and.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: John loves to bring that up every time.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: It does really feel like I've really used it to
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: my bar. I'd love to be home right now, but hey,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: it's not the worst thing in the world to be here.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: But I am missing you guys.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Are you just talking to us to get out of
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: taking actual leave days counted as work?
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: I don't know how that works. How does it work
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: on my annual level? I'm not sure I'm still on
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: the show right.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I think he's I think he's talking to us so
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: that he's got recorded evidence so he can claim this
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: back as a work expense.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: Exactly one.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure what what travel insurance are going to
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I gotta pay for so hey, you never know. They're like,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: just keep the receipts, make a claim, keep it as
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: low as possible.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: And shot scene.
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll tell you what over here though.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: The New zeal An accent. You've experienced this before, John,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: The New Zealing accent very very hard for anyone to understand.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: I don't know what it is.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: We're all speaking, you know, predominantly English.
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah what I think.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: But every time I go to say, particularly my name,
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I've had some doozies in the past. I've had been
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: been in Dean Pete, but this time I've had pin
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: p I n p e in and beer. The lady
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: was like, is that like beer, like grizzly beer. I'm like, yeah,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: whatever that'll do, and so ill. The other day I
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: got an inn and I was like, oh, here we
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: go again. I was like talking to my brother in law.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: But they get this wrong every time picking up this
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: drink for in and then this guy comes over and goes, ah,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: that's my coffee.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Maybe they actually haven't been getting your name wrong this
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: whole time. You've just been stealing coffees all over America.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: What they keep calling me Shelley so weird.
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: This is some poor guy named Pin.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Or get a bit scared. You're like, do I need
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: to put on an American accent? Have you been doing that?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: But then you worried?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: You sound like a d I.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Can see why people do that when they come overseas.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Not I can't see why people come back from the
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: UK with an accident after six months. But I can't
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: see why people do try and speak in the New Zealand.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry in an American accent, just so people understand
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: what they were saying.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll give us your American accent. Ordering a coffee
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: and some hotcakes and some American pie and what else
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: would they be over there? And a big old juicy steak.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: No, I can't do it. I'm do it, Megan, You
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: do an accent.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: You've got nothing to do with Megan not stranded in
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: the I can understand Megan, just fine.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: It's going to rock it to some sort of southern
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: He was like, ha ha, I'm bad.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Just order a big juicy steak and there's some hot
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: apple pie.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: It's been it's been a series of awkward moments I
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: do find as you travel.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Just because just because you're overseas doesn't mean you can,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean you can just ignorem what I said. Now,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: we're not going anywhere until we hear this big juicy
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: steak and hot American pie.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: Because I see out of Southern that's the thing, and
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: that's always like you know, how howdy, you know it's
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: not gonna happen.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: All right, We're beg with being in the USA later on.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Keep safe over there, buddy, stay strong.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: The heads that John and Ben podcast.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Been a little bit curious and done some silly thanks
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: when we're being tourists.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of drunken harkers have probably happened in
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: London that people regret nowadays. And lady was having a
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: photo with one of the King's horses and like you
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: see next to the one of the kings mean as.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Well, Yeah, they did warn her, so it's one they
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: call them beefeeders right at the top of the horse.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know what the horses, the horses and
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: the beef feeder horses they still call a horse or horse.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I think it was outside the Household Cavalry Museum and
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: she was worn not to get too close, but she
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: cuddled up next to the horse.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: And the horse bit back. Listen. I love the reaction
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: to look my mother. My mother would give the same rections.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Grabbed her really did it down on the arm and
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: then like did like a death roll, shake with.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Its head personal space. B Always nice to have a
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: horse as grumpy as its owner too. Have you been
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: bitten by an exotic animal?
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: Before?
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: A monkey? You go and feed them bananas and they
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: look all cute and everything, but they're really aggressive.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Raby's laden monkey.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: And as soon as you run out of bananas, they
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: like climb u up you and look for more bananas.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: They're like yeah.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Close as I've been bitten by one. But I was
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: run over by the same ball twice. In Spain. We
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: had to do something for work, fleeting visits through a
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: literally into Spain for a day. When did you do
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: like running of the bulls? No, it was bull jumping,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: So the bulls, it's a sport over there. The bulls
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: run towards you and then you jump over the ball
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: as it comes underneath you. My time, my timing was
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: way off. Timing was way off, and the bull was
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: like got me. One got me one, not me over
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and then there's like the horns and and then the
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: miror the mirror of the town was there as well.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: We're filming. He's like, you must go again, you must
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I feel pressure a little bit, Bruce.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And then two times in a row, bull got me
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: a second time. Great day for the bull, bear day
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: for me. None from two no got a nice little
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: bib though presented to me from a mire, like tied
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: around like a napkin around it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Now, I had to break up with someone yesterday and
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: it was tough. You never like breaking up with people.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Do you have it's not your wife? Because I don't
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: feel like you shouldn't be here just casually doing the.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Radio show, and I feel pretty calm and relaxed about
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: that exercise if it was so, No, it's not her.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: It was more of a professional breakup, and probably out
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: of all the professional breakups you could be a part
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: of one of the easier ones. Just an online service.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: So an online service where if you've loaded your credit
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: card and I've gone twelve sixteen months into this relationship
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: and gone, I'm just not using this website. It was
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: just like some weird writing website that I'll pay like
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: nine to ninety nine a month for whoa, it's a lot,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: a lot at all. So it's it and I don't
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: use it, so it's all right, time to get out
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Have you tried to break up with a service, an
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: online service? It is like trying to get rid of
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: a stage five clinger, boy, But it's not just canceling.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: You're done with it. Yeah, you just try and let
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: them down gently with the Listen, it's not me, it's you.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: And they're like, have you got any feedback for us?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, listen, just circumstances of change for me? Yeah,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I don't quite quite need you now. And then they're sure,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: are you sure?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: What did we do wrong?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: What did we do?
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Change it?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: We'll give you eight point six percent points. I don't
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: even know what they are off your next payment, next
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: month's payment.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: So they're for your discount on you just want to do?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: You want to skip a couple of weeks and come
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: back on and George like, they weren't making it easy.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a simple this thing's done or not. It
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: took about half an hour back and forth filling out
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: the question is until they sort of come up. They
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: start to come off a little bit desperate, don't they. Yeah,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: we're like, guys, I've just even after I pushed the
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: are you sure you want to cancel button? I pushed it,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn right I am, And then down
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: the bottom it said, oh there was another button. Sorry,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to cancel, so you could uncancel your
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: cancel if you've got the guilts.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Have you tried to break up with a gym?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Yes? Similar face to face though, isn't it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: And then they make you feel bad. They're like, can
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: we encourage you to come back? You know, how often
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: are you coming? You're like, don't ask me that. That's pistol.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, never, I've never come by. Breaking up with you
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: nothing for.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Me so hard.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: And then they make you feel bad about not going because.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: You didn't give me abs and finally toned pictorials.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't keep your part of the barget.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't let the team down.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: How often did you come?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: What I love to? By the end of it, then
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I got an email about half an hour later, and
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: then I felt really bad. It just said we're sorry.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: It had to end. We're sorry it had to end.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Here's our link if you ever want to pick it up.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: So there we go. Oh, I felt like a monster.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: You're better off.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast Megan what you saw
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: someone do with some oysters.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: This was this was like a big pr event and
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: to be feared that. The food there was incredible. There
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: was a donut wall. There was multiple cakes.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: A wall of donuts. Could you can you live at
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: your house with that like a wallpaper you could have? Yeah,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: ants would start to invade it over the summer months,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I imagine.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: But the thing was like the food was so extravagant,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: no one really wanted to Like, no one's going there
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: and hacking into one of the cakes. They look too beautiful.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: So everything's just kind of standing there.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's great, just leave it and then throw it
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: out at the end of the night. It seems like
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the correct thing.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: To do a huge amount of food. And you were
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: given a bag, a clear bag with like goodies in it.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: So your little goodie bag was clear and plastic. You
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: could reuse it. That's the ketch there. But one person
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: decided this guy there was a huge seafood section which
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: is always wasted on me, and it was wasted on
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: even on there. You're not a fan of are you
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: thing under the sea?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: It tastes a huge, huge fan of Nemo. Couldn't do it.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: The Little Mermaid fishy flavor, it's yucky.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: You don't like the fishy flavor. No, that's a bit
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: of a collateral if you're eating anything from the ocean.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, wasted on me totally. And there was a
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: huge amount of oysters there.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: So this guy that is a respected piece of seafood
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: to the oysters. Again, I don't mind seafood, but the
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: oyster not for me.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but but there was a huge amount of oysters
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: just sitting there. And so this guy took out everything
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: out of his clear clear bag and filled up in
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: front of all of these guests, has clear bag with oysters.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: He filled it up, have no hiding.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Agriculture and fisheries were standing by. I go, hey, there's two.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: There's a past your quota of the buddy.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: He felt that I don't even know how many with him,
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: there at least thirty well in this bag.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: And so he then you're in a race against time too. Oysters. Yeah,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: you need to get them home. You need to get
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: them cold refrigerated. Like there's not you're not heading out
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to town for the evening with the oysters, are yet?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like you could be forgiven if you had
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: a bag and you were hiding things in there, especially
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: if they're like wrapped goods. But everyone could see he
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: had a bag full of oysters that had stolen were
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: taken from the buffet.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Well, someone has stolen them from the ocean in the
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: first place, so I.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Mean it's not and they were meant to be eaten.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good on them for not being wasted exactly, unlike
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: their untouched cake and their wall of crazy donuts.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Everyone's just watching him as he saunters off, proud of himself.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Chucks them over his shoulder.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Couldn't have done it, Santa Claus.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what have you fleeced from a party? This is
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: what it would love to open this this morning eight
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: hundred hits four for eighty seven on the text. Imagine
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: a lot of smuggled road cones couches. Yeah, i'd have
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: to tell you if we're going to continue this on,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you a story about my friend. When we're
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: about nineteen twenty and someone's ashes.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: And and you saw someone kidnap some oysters from an open
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: buffet like a food ninja sweeping on in. But they're
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: only the only floor in their crime was.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: A clear plastic bag. Not ashamed, not a shamed. To
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: be fair, the oysters probably would have gone to waste.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: There was a lot of food there, but it was
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: just would you be brazen enough to chuck thirty odd
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: oysters in your bag and walk out with them?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Well, one of the first rules of fleecing is don't
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: have what you're fleeced on display. Yeah, keep it secret.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: That's just between you and the oysters.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: But shark like, how was he walking home? It still
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: would have had at least half an hour journey home.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Surely, well being who's not with us at the moment,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: rest in peace, being boys, We don't know if we
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: were going to see him again. He's lost in America.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Uh he he fleeced a hand from the Warriors once.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: He went to a Warriors game and there was a
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: hammer up the up the wars and out the hams
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: being boys put it in his backpack, a whole hand,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: a hohold, like a big you know, Christmas sort of
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: ham there was leftover, like it was the end of
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the night that had been picked out, it had been cut, carved,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, there's a good seventy percent
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: of that ham left. Oh my god, put it and
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: turned his bag into a handbag and made and he
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: arrived home and like pulled it out like sort of
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: simber from the Lion King and held it up to
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: his family. Family hunted, I've hunted and gathered from a
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: corporate lounge. Yeah, so thet this is what we want
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: to know. What you fleeced from a party. I was
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: just saying before my friend were like she was nineteen
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: twenty or something went to I.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Thought you said in nineteen twenty you were.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I was referencing a yarn from nineteen twenty.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I was a friend of yours.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna get life. Shame life beating me down
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: that much.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Got a friend from nineteen twenty.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: We were aged nineteen twenty, which ironically was in the
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: nineteen thirties, thank you very much. Ah. But we went
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: to the part and he was like, as a joke,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: he took home this this big sort of vase jar
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: thing wasn't big. It was kind of small, to be honest.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Took it back and then we got it, got it
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: back to his flat, opened it and there was all
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: this ash in there, and he's like, oh oh. Woke
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: up the next morning, had the gelts, was like, I've
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: just taken you know, someone's ashes, and went back over
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: to the person's house, knocked on the door. She answered,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: he's I'm so sorry. This was stupid thing I did.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Blah blah blahlah bah, please have it back. And she
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: was looking very confused and said, that's just my ash tray.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: He's like, we're a cigarette. But she's check them out
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: the window into the bucket in the water. I just
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: ashened that. So here's what it was. It was full
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: at least three. Yeah, it was nearly tipping over the top.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, there's a lot of dead person in
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: here right now. It turns out a lot of leftover
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: lung cancer. So there we go. Well, let's go to
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the phones. We've got Sarah on what you smuggled home
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: from a party? There, Sarah, what was it? Buddy? I
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: took a stool because I had to walk home, so
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: if I got tired, I could That is smart thinking
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: a stool.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: How heavy was the stool though? Was it worth it?
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: It was like like me high stool like a bath door,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: but small one, and I kept it in my rooms.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: About a year.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Took your very own stool sample from the party, and
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I love a full thinking partier as well. You thought
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: this is a long trick home. I'm going to need
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: a seat at some point.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: It's very clever.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Ye did you return it?
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: No?
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: I don't actually know what happened to that still in
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: the end.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I love that stool.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: You're not returning it after a year and a back boy?
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: Boy?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Then the memories that you and that stool head. Hey,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Sarah really appreciate you listening. You don't have a wonderful Tuesday,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: all right, mate, thank you very much.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Someone ticks in and said, I took around six bottles
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: of red wine and rose rose from a work.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Do that's that's a good Heck?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: That's just free?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I don't anything. It works free, isn't it. Yeah,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: that's what you said when you took on the photocopy
• 35:21
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• 35:22
  Speaker 5: A serve ye the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: It is only a few sleeps until the Olympics starts Friday,
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Paris time, but the opening ceremony happens in New Zealand
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Saturday morning.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Really good as a viewer and probably speak for a
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: large procedures of the country here too. You go from
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: zero to one hundred of the Olympics. You don't think
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: about the Olympics in between Olympics. Surely the athletes do
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: every day as they train relentlessly to make it to
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: the Olympics. We don't give it a second thought. And
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: then we are all hard all Olympics for about four weeks.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: And you get like your favorite sport that you suddenly
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: become an expert in, an expert in like judging and diving.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh no, not too.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Much slash and then you're like, I don't ever watch
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: roller skating arch Tree for another four years. But they're
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: all becoming an experience Nextyllipus, but looking forward to that,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: it's always good viewing and Lebron James holding the flag
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: for the US team. Who's holding our flag? Do we know?
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Has it been announced? I don't think.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: It's usually announced at a ceremony at the village. I
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: think is dear God, I hope it hasn't been announced her,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: so we can look very unprofessional at our jobs right now.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Though she's professional and she's riddled worth a lot of stuff,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: but mainly riddled riddled with charisma. That's it, Producer Taylor,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: welcome mate.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: You look exhausted, I am.
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: It's only day two back, so Tuesdays are the hardest.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: I really, yeah, mundays a fly mondays. You're like, yeah, right,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: all right, you know, and you've still got your energy
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: from the weekend. Try.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I felt like a we came into Monday looking like
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Harry Styles. We're going to leave on Friday looking like Biden.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: It turns so quickly's already there. I feel you're sitting
• 36:58
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• 37:06
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• 37:10
  Speaker 1: you give us one and it's a great weekly reminder
• 37:14
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• 37:17
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• 37:19
  Speaker 1: out to the audience.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: So I'll give you guys the easy one as per used.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Beans usually the one that's best at these very good.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: He's got other stuff on his mind at the moment.
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: All right, ask this question all day long, but always
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: get completely different answers, and yet all the answers are correct.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: What is the question?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: No?
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: What's the time?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I've never got one one out of the gate and
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• 37:52
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• 37:57
  Speaker 3: She is on steroids.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: She jacked on steroids like a Russian gymnast, a seven
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: year old Russian gymnast. Because of it. That was really good. Okay,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: so what's the one for the fine listener? If you
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  Speaker 1: know the answer to this.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: I probably I won't give about the answer.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: She's on steroids. We'll drug test it. I'll get a
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• 38:18
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• 38:28
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  Speaker 8: and the same either way.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: She loses me when they go too long. I know, yeah, whatever, yeah,
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• 38:41
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• 38:45
  Speaker 8: there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single,
• 38:48
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• 38:52
  Speaker 8: and the same either way.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: What am I?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: The phones are going to be honest?
• 38:58
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• 39:00
  Speaker 1: She's just so happy with her first one. She's like,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Already looked like a legend this morning.
• 39:05
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• 39:17
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• 39:22
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• 39:24
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• 39:27
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• 39:31
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• 39:31
  Speaker 4: I didn't say read. I didn't say it was the
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: color red, black and black, blue and gray?
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: What how was I and gray?
• 39:39
  Speaker 9: Well?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know, only I just read it.
• 39:42
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• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Podcast Biden pulled out of the presidential race. There's been
• 39:47
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• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she is the current Voltell was the current vice
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: president of the US and now wheeled out, says Biden.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Wheeled off in a wheelchair. The poor fellow. I heard
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: his brother say, I'm just happy to have him back.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: That's a full time job. Like, yeah, I know he
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: wasn't kind of all there, but he's still busy.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Surely the family were guys pull him out. Surely behind
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: the scenes. So yeah, Karmala's running was there? Did you
• 40:18
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• 40:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't start there, but I would love that that
• 40:23
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• 40:25
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• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Was our boss may spiculation.
• 40:30
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• 40:33
  Speaker 3: He's running in one state, right, they could get him
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: on board.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: He's seen some stuff, he's been to space, he's seen
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: it all. So yeah, see how it goes. Now, it's
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: probably made the election a little bit tougher for Donald Trump,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: i'd imagine with Kamala in the end.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's quite a swing the other way.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, Ai, it's something that's consumed my life,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: really been. I am obsessed. Yeah, I've I see the
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: great in it now do Yeah?
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, you've turned very scared of it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You do worry, worry about it taking over a lot
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: of workforce, a lot of the workforce. And why wouldn't
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: a business go, oh damn, I can pay for a
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: machine to do this job for a quarter of the
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: price of human more productive, no sick days, exactly, God,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: just all around, better, just all around. Why wouldn't you?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: But then I guess you can use it to your
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: advantage because everything it knows, we've taught it, and we
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: can teach it and control it.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: And at this point we can yeah, yeah.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: At this point, you're right. Don't start making me worried
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: You know, just you tuned a corner. Okay, cool positives,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: peace for it.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: But I got lost on the internet yesterday, and there's
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: a lot that needs to improve on. You said you
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: saw a ballerina with three leagues or something.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: They were like, this is.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Ai doing ballet, and it was fine until she did
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: like a big split, and then.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: A third league appears in the middle.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: It was almost like I was like, it's too big
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: a gap. There needs another one.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Maybe she was birthing her twin, who knows, But you know,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: when you see a cow come out of somewhere, so
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: it's not I mean, there's definitely it's got some improvements.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Do you know the worry though it is yesterday. I
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: saw an image of Zindaya getting engaged but with Spider Man.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: What's his name, Toland, Yeah, the actor.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: He was proposing on stage in front of heaps of people.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Everyone was like congratulations. I was like, look at the audience.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Their faces are warped. None of those humans look real.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: But people just believed that it happens.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: So someone created this time. I took time out of
• 42:32
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• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Holand's not going to propose to Zendaya in front of
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: a crowd.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: We want him to do that is verbada, It'll be
• 42:38
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• 42:42
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• 43:08
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• 43:11
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• 43:15
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• 43:19
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• 43:24
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• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Kind of feel like you need you're expecting a bit
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: of a pay day, wouldn't you know?
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: It is good?
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's a bit of bobla in there.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: What a world were we live in when you can
• 43:39
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• 43:45
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• 43:49
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• 43:50
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• 43:54
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• 44:00
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• 44:04
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• 44:07
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  Speaker 1: What what is going?
• 44:12
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• 44:13
  Speaker 1: In the background? Sounds like you're you're really struggling over
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: there in the middle of a party or something at
• 44:17
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• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, look, I mean like the hotel is very nineteen
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: fifties themes that we're at.
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: It's either that it's been around since the nineteen fifties.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: I haven't quite worked out.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: It's got like a diner and a bowling alley and
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: it's yeah, it's actually quite cool. But yeah, is this
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: just say, have they just kept the take off from
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: the fifties?
• 44:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: Or this the theme I've gone for? I'm not sure.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I like that. If you ride something out long enough,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: eventually it becomes a theme.
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Well, they've got music playing over the loudspeakers and it's
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: a very short rotate of the same set of songs
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: from the nineteen fifties.
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: But anyway, we're enjoying it.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Sorry'd you say you are?
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: We're well, oh, here we go.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: We're in the USA, Yes, stranded in the USA thanks
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: to the global financial crisis or something the stock market.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: What happens?
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Software updated?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like someone didn't shut down the computer or something. Yeah,
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: says we know Maddy McLain, who we work with.
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: I share a computer in the afternoons and I don't
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: log out.
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: So maybe it's something I did at my end. I'm
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: not sure.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so thanks on an internet outagy. He's not been
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: able to get back until not gonna be back on
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: here till Thursday. But a big day of traveling.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: He had been, Yes, we're heading tomorrow at our time.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: All going well, getting out of Orlando, going to Atlanta.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: We'll see the airport for about four and a half hours,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: and then we we'll go from Atlanta to Los Angeles
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: and then see the airport there for about five and
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: a half hours.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Nine.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: All going well, get on a flight back to Aucklands,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: and we'll be with you guys in the studio. Well,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: all going well. I mean, who knows, I might get
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: to the end of the Wednesday show. But at the
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: rate things are going not great.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: All going well? I love it keeps us saying all
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: going well.
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: At the moment.
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm definitely not banking on anything happening.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: But you know, I thought I had a few dramas.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: But then Joe Biden, you know, his news pulling out
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: that's really overshadowed my news at the moment. Stuck to
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: you and say, well, can I can I tell you
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: like before, because you know, you were like Joe Biden's
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: pulled out, can you go around and talk to some people?
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, I can do that. So I
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: went around, went up to people. I'm from a radio station,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: in New Zealand, Can I talk about President pulling out
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: all that sort of stuff. People were on vacation, half
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: of them tourists, the rest of them from America.
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: They don't want to talk about past. One lady, one.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Lady in particular, she was like, I'm on my vacation
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: with my family. I prefer not to and she walked off,
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: and I was like, oh man, I feel.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Really bad, and I'll just arrest this. Arrest this poor.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Lady, you know, And I said to my life, I
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: said to a man, I was like, I feel bad.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: I had to do this work.
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: I feel really bad.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: And Mander said, oh, Lock, the good news is you'll.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: Never see her again.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: Twenty minutes later, I sat, I sat down at the pool.
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: Twenty minutes later, who should sit there?
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: To me, She's like, hello, hello, my political my political friend.
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: How are we going? Oh my god?
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Was she going to be that she decided to sit
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: down by you? I would have hearded you like the play.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: Well, there was no other seats, and then I had
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: to explain that we're.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: Not a political show.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: We don't really talk about politics would be a fun thing.
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: And the guys, guys in New Zealand made me do it,
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: and she was like, oh, I gotta get it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: But she's like, we just want to break for politics.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Comment.
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, still no comment, but anyways, it's still not comment.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: To try to try, but I didn't get your the
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: hot fire political content that you wanted.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: It really sums up in her job, doesn't it.
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: You people. I even got my wife Amanda. I was like, oh,
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: maybe it's been a coming from a female. I was like,
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: can you go up and ask.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Some people.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: You do it? You do my job for me.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: And she was like, yeah, I'm getting the same response.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: It was nice.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: I appreciate the commitment.