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The Fifth Hour: “Just Met My Dad” Mail Bag · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Kubbooms.
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  Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
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  Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
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  Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
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  Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
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  Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
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  Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
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  Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour we meet Ben
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  Speaker 1: Mahler and Danny g Radio on a wild Card Sunday
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  Speaker 1: as it goes all weekend long. A couple of games yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: two more was it? Two more games today. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even have the schedule for me. There's a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: games today and then there's one last game, one last
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  Speaker 1: game tomorrow, Danny NFL Wild Card Weekend continues. On today's
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  Speaker 1: today's card. You have the early game, the Broncos and
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  Speaker 1: the Bills. There's three games it Packers Eagles. That's the
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  Speaker 1: middle game, and then the Commanders and the Bucks tonight,
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  Speaker 1: and then tomorrow the Vikings and the Rams in Arizone.
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  Speaker 1: Because all these fires, Nanny and you, I know, we
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  Speaker 1: were texting each other during the week. You've been busy
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  Speaker 1: here on assignment the last couple of a couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't join us. You produce the podcast, but you
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  Speaker 1: couldn't join us because you've been running all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: Here you were in a zone where the fires did
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  Speaker 1: cause you some problems.
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  Speaker 3: Double doozy here where I live. Not only are we
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  Speaker 3: on the north end of the Palisades fire, we were
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  Speaker 3: straight in line for the Kenneth fire as well, And
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  Speaker 3: that one is the one that really scared my town.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, if they hadn't been able to do the
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  Speaker 3: water drops and get that fire controlled as well as
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  Speaker 3: they did, the town I stay in would have been
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  Speaker 3: to Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we talked a little bit yesterday on the On
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  Speaker 1: Saturday podcast about the fact they think now that the
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  Speaker 1: Palisades fire was started by arsonists, that they were there
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  Speaker 1: were a couple of men caught on camera lighting using
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  Speaker 1: gasoline to light the fire moments before in Palisades, and
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  Speaker 1: it you know, I talked about a little bit yesterday
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  Speaker 1: the podcast, But it does seem that if not all
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  Speaker 1: of these fires, many of them, that the big ones
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  Speaker 1: were started by individuals.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see citizens on patrol who in Woodland Hills
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  Speaker 3: held down that guy, oh they believe started the Kenneth fire.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's crazy. As I mentioned this yesterday, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know your thoughts on it, but it's one of
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  Speaker 1: those weird catch twenty two situations because the people that
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  Speaker 1: provide news, whether it's online or old school media, anytime
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  Speaker 1: there's a big wind event around here, they make sure
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  Speaker 1: to let everyone a home high wind red flag warning
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  Speaker 1: all this stuff fire danger, And it's I think I
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  Speaker 1: said yesterday, it's like a dog whistled Danny to people
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  Speaker 1: that love, you know, they have that love of fire
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  Speaker 1: and anarchy and all that, Like, well, well, it's like
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  Speaker 1: they're telling them to go out and start trouble. It's
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  Speaker 1: uh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Or I wonder too, Ben where it was started in
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  Speaker 3: Pacific Palisades. As you know, there is a good amount
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  Speaker 3: of money. There are some of these arsonists, at least
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  Speaker 3: for that fire, the ones that were waiting in.
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  Speaker 4: The wings to loot.
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  Speaker 1: This is shame.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife does this for a living. They were getting
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  Speaker 3: nine to one one calls from homeowners saying that they
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  Speaker 3: saw people going into the neighborhoods to loot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, I mean I know those conspiracies out there.
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  Speaker 1: As I have said, you know, who knows what's actual
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  Speaker 1: truth and not. And during COVID. During COVID, there were
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  Speaker 1: people telling us, Oh, that's a conspiracy, and then now
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  Speaker 1: years later we found out no, actually did happen that way.
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  Speaker 1: So but yeah, I saw some of the stuff online
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  Speaker 1: about that that they're you know, some of the South
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  Speaker 1: American gangs had started the fire, but I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that seems like even for them, like what would they
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  Speaker 1: rent U haul trucks?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's also hard to think you would want those
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  Speaker 3: sort of working conditions, even if you were a criminal,
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  Speaker 3: like to that degree, would you want to be in
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  Speaker 3: the middle of a burning, out of control blaze like that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't know the whole thing. I think
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  Speaker 1: the scene where the people left their cars, they just
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  Speaker 1: left their cars and the palisades and then walked down
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  Speaker 1: because they couldn't get out, and then the cars they
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  Speaker 1: used the bulldozer and then the fire burned the cars anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so it didn't really matter.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: That was the scariest part of the apocalyptical scene is
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  Speaker 3: that the.
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  Speaker 1: Word just go with it if you say it, like
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  Speaker 1: people did.
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  Speaker 4: I make that word up? You O be five dollars.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great word. It sounds like I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 3: You put up yeah, yeah, the apocalyptical scene getting onto
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  Speaker 3: the one oh one freeway, which from where we live
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  Speaker 3: back in this canyon. It's usually I don't know about
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  Speaker 3: a five to ten minute drive to get to the freeway.
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  Speaker 3: It took Brenda and she calls me while I was
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  Speaker 3: on Covino and Rich and says, you got to get here.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 3: They are evacuating our street. And when you hear those
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  Speaker 3: words on the phone, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: Rich Davis same thing. He had to drop his headphones
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  Speaker 3: and run to his car. We're both running to the
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  Speaker 3: parking garage. Brenda's on the phone asking me, well, what
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  Speaker 3: do you want of yours thrown in the back of
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  Speaker 3: the car. Honestly, I didn't know what to tell her. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I take that back, I said, grab my Marcus Allen
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  Speaker 3: Rookie card, the graded one, the ten out.
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  Speaker 1: Of ten that's going to get the kid to college
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  Speaker 1: right there, That's the one.
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  Speaker 4: I told her.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know my birth certificate, my Social Security card.
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  Speaker 4: I honestly wasn't sure.
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  Speaker 3: And then I now am having trouble on the one
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  Speaker 3: on one freeway getting here to get even towards my town.
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  Speaker 3: As you know, later we found out that the Kenneth
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  Speaker 3: fire triggered an alarm in a lot of LA residents
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  Speaker 3: who weren't supposed to get the alarm that.
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  Speaker 4: Weren't in this area.
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  Speaker 3: The one on one all of a sudden was flooded
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  Speaker 3: with people doing the same thing I was doing, except
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  Speaker 3: I was actually going to a neighborhood that was evacuated.
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  Speaker 3: There were people trapped on the one on one who
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  Speaker 3: got a false alarm and were stuck on the freeway
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  Speaker 3: trying to turn around. So it was the biggest mess
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  Speaker 3: you could imagine. I had a hell of a time
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  Speaker 3: getting here, meeting her somewhere north, and then it took
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  Speaker 3: us two hours just to get to a town two
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  Speaker 3: cities above us. And then every exit we were trying
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  Speaker 3: to get to to eat and have a screaming baby
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  Speaker 3: and a dog and a cat have a breakout of
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  Speaker 3: the car. It was a nightmare because everything was pitch black.
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  Speaker 3: All the power and turned off all the power in
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  Speaker 3: these towns. Finally found a shopping center that was alive
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  Speaker 3: with power on, and as you can imagine. It was
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  Speaker 3: flooded with people. Even some people just camped out, staying
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  Speaker 3: in the parking lot. There were a couple of fire
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  Speaker 3: crews inside the restaurant we were at. They were stopping
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  Speaker 3: to grab a bite on their way to fight fires
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  Speaker 3: in Calabasas.
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  Speaker 4: Surreal.
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  Speaker 3: It was one of the strangest moments for me ever
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  Speaker 3: in southern California. And as you know, we've been through
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  Speaker 3: earthquakes and a lot of crazy shit where we live,
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  Speaker 3: but nothing ever like this.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a wild week. Man, It's just crazy. So
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  Speaker 1: I said, there is a silver lining. I will be
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  Speaker 1: Benny Brightside without a shadow of doubt. Danny. We have
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  Speaker 1: learned the mayor of Los Angeles is completely incompetent, and
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  Speaker 1: we have also learned that the governor of the state
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  Speaker 1: of California just can't stop lying. I love the fact
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  Speaker 1: that a random mom took down I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who that woman is. That the viral video. Oh yes,
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  Speaker 1: Oh it was so good. He's such a little snake.
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  Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom, the governor of California, of California, and for
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  Speaker 1: him to be pantsed that was that was actually worse
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  Speaker 1: than the during COVID when he was eating at the
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  Speaker 1: French laundry. Uh, he's such. I'm on the foe with
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  Speaker 1: the president right now. Can I hear the conversation? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't actually have cell reception. H such a good Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Not not to get into politics. But not only did
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  Speaker 3: more people in our state vote the other direction, more
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  Speaker 3: people now are pushing for new leadership and to get
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  Speaker 3: some of the slimy weasels out of our state here.
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  Speaker 3: And really, politics shouldn't matter when a catastrophe happens in
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  Speaker 3: our country. Any good Americans should get behind the other
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  Speaker 3: Americans that are going through It should not matter about
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  Speaker 3: anything else, including politics.
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  Speaker 4: I get it.
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  Speaker 3: I understand a lot of people have some hate towards
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  Speaker 3: our state of California, but not all of us are haterable.
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  Speaker 4: Not all of us are the problem.
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  Speaker 3: And I think, Ben, we are going to have a
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  Speaker 3: cleaning of the house.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the first thing we need to do is hire
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  Speaker 1: competent people and stop with you know, filling quotas and
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. Get people that can actually do the job.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that you ran out of water, I mean
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  Speaker 1: they ran out of water.
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  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: How do you run out of water. If you're a
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  Speaker 1: well run city, it's insanity and that right there. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't you know all the backshop, I've read a
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  Speaker 1: lot of stuff. Again, you don't know what's real what's not.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the people that are in charge were hired
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  Speaker 1: because of the the DEI stuff or whatever. It's just
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  Speaker 1: it's insane. But the mayor Karen bass in la that
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  Speaker 1: that will be the video that gets her removed as mayor.
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  Speaker 1: The video for at the airport confronted by I guess
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  Speaker 1: it was a British reporter who kept asking her questions
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  Speaker 1: and she didn't say anything. She reminds me of Mitch McConnell. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's she's not that old. I guess she's old.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how old she is. She's how old
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  Speaker 1: she is, she's she's You know, you're the mayor of
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles. You should be able to roll with the
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  Speaker 1: punches right.
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  Speaker 4: And really quick.
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  Speaker 3: Then to the firefighters and the pilots doing the water drops,
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  Speaker 3: we salute.
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  Speaker 1: You God bless truly. Yeah. Now, the fire firefighters are great,
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  Speaker 1: all the first responders, the people that work for the
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  Speaker 1: different cities, I mean just just great. There was a
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  Speaker 1: video that went viral from the one I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I can't keep track of all the names of the fires.
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  Speaker 1: The one in the Hollywood Hills, I don't even I
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  Speaker 1: don't know which one that was. Think about where we are, Danny.
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  Speaker 1: There have been so many fires this week we don't
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  Speaker 1: even know, Like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what was that the sunset fire?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, the sunset fire. So there's that video of the fire,
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  Speaker 1: the drop the plane drop water.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, like Curry hitting a turnaround three.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it just nailed it right, just perfect release and
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  Speaker 1: put out the fire. Shot, shot is shot and it
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  Speaker 1: was just awesome, all right.
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  Speaker 3: It was just Rich Davis said that pilot was probably
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  Speaker 3: chewing on a mouthpiece like Steph Curry.
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  Speaker 1: That was It was great, man, that was That was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's the kind of stuff that fires
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  Speaker 1: you up. Have you heard from I've heard from people
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  Speaker 1: I haven't heard from in a long time.
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  Speaker 3: In the last couple of days. I met my dad
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  Speaker 3: for the first time two days ago. I'm glad to
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  Speaker 3: get to the mail bag here for some normalcy. And
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  Speaker 3: the games have helped a little bit a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of a distraction.
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  Speaker 4: So nice to have the wild Card games going to.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely let's get to the Sunday mail bag in Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: It's all right, thank you, OHI. These are actual letters
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  Speaker 1: by actual listeners. If you're a fan of the Fifth
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  Speaker 1: Hour podcast, if you want to support the podcast, how
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  Speaker 1: do you support the podcast? You let people know about
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. You tell a friend, you sign them up.
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  Speaker 1: If you've got older parents or uncles or aunts or
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  Speaker 1: cousins and they've got smartphones, sign them up to automatically
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  Speaker 1: follow the Fifth Hour podcast and then they get the
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  Speaker 1: pod delivered into their device. And then if you can
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  Speaker 1: get them to listen for what two minutes, Danny, two
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  Speaker 1: or three minutes is all we need? Five would be great.
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  Speaker 1: Just a couple minutes, we get credit. We're happy, you're happy,
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  Speaker 1: everyone's happy. Right, That's the way the world goes. Or
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  Speaker 1: you can do that and send a message in care
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  Speaker 1: of Real fifth hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth
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  Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com. Put your name in there
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  Speaker 1: and the city you're from if you want us to
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  Speaker 1: give your love. Otherwise we'll just say you're anonymous. We'll
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  Speaker 1: just say you're anonymous. And you can also make sure
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  Speaker 1: to put mail in the headline so I know it's
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  Speaker 1: for the mail bag and that's the way that goes.
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  Speaker 1: But the first one is from Ryan C. From Shrewsbury
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  Speaker 1: and he writes and he says, Ben and Danny as
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  Speaker 1: an Avid dedicated listener for over two years. How about
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  Speaker 1: that two years this guy's been with us? He says,
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  Speaker 1: I must know something. My right hand was getting a workout. Drop,
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  Speaker 1: Where did that come from? And what's the backstory to
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  Speaker 1: that my right hand was getting a workout.
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  Speaker 3: I remember you explaining this years ago.
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  Speaker 4: It has to do with a TV remote, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I was watching there were a couple of
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  Speaker 1: NFL I think it was the NFL. I had to
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  Speaker 1: be the NFL. There were a couple of NFL games
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  Speaker 1: that were going on, and I was trying to watch
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  Speaker 1: both games at the same time on one television. So
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  Speaker 1: I kept flipping back and forth, and I said, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I not realize everything is being saved for
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  Speaker 1: posterious but I said, hey, my right hand is getting
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  Speaker 1: My right hand was getting a workout. Was because I
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  Speaker 1: kept going back and forth between these two stupid freaking
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: NFL games. I said that probably, you know, fifteen years ago,
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  Speaker 1: it's still to this day. One of the more popular
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  Speaker 1: drops on.
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  Speaker 3: Now your famous metal cock drop that actually came from
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  Speaker 3: a workout at the gym, right.
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  Speaker 1: I was attracted to the giant metal cock. Well it
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  Speaker 1: was actually I was at a nightclub. No, yeah, geez,
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  Speaker 1: some of the you know.
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  Speaker 4: Do the drops? What makes those drops so great? Though?
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  Speaker 4: Did you say it with authority with your chest out?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, you you know, it's got a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of like for a while, Lorrainer wasn't putting any drops,
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  Speaker 1: and she's putting drops in now. But I often forget,
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  Speaker 1: as you know, Danny, we've done this a long time.
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  Speaker 1: We both started we were kids in radio, and so
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  Speaker 1: you get so used, so comfortable with a microphone, and
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you're not sure, like am I on the air?
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  Speaker 1: Am I not on the air? You know? You know?
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  Speaker 1: And sometimes because you're so comfortable, you just start yapping
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  Speaker 1: and I do it. Sometimes I'll put a little extra
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  Speaker 1: sauce on it, you know what I mean, They and
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  Speaker 1: a little extra sauce. Yeah, you're on the radio. And
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  Speaker 1: then it comes back to haunt me and for the
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  Speaker 1: rest of my life, I have to hear these stupid
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  Speaker 1: soundbites that get played.
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  Speaker 3: You also know that it's an oldie, but goodie drop
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  Speaker 3: when your voice is in the high register, because you
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  Speaker 3: are like sixteen years old.
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  Speaker 4: I know when it was recorded.
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  Speaker 3: For instance, a few days ago on Covino and Richie,
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  Speaker 3: we were talking about dippings. They were saying, what dips
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  Speaker 3: are the best? Somebody was ranting about Chick fil A
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  Speaker 3: sauces and they were talking about different sauces, and suddenly
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  Speaker 3: I hear Iowa, Sam, play a drop. That's your voice,
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  Speaker 3: and it's you saying something about a snack snacks, and
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  Speaker 3: your voice it sounded like you weren't even twenty years
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  Speaker 3: old yet. That's when I know it's vintage. Ben Maller.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's some some drops in there. I was
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  Speaker 1: telling the story the other day. It came up on
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  Speaker 1: the show. Somebody brought it up. I forget how about
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  Speaker 1: I think this was a Roberto. I don't think it
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  Speaker 1: was you that put this in, but it was when
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  Speaker 1: I told the story of I was at Lax.
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  Speaker 4: Roberto did the original work.
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  Speaker 3: I cleaned the drop up to make it sound smoother,
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  Speaker 3: and I used that drop often here on the fifth hour.
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  Speaker 1: He blew me off at a hotel near Lax. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so I was a reporter for six ninety. They sent
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  Speaker 1: me to an airport hotel at Lax. Wayne Gretzky had
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  Speaker 1: been traded from the Kings to the Saint Luke Cruise.
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  Speaker 1: So they state the radio station in San Diego's like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: get out there, we're the flagship of the Kings. Gretzkild
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  Speaker 1: You just listened to him tall and then on his
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  Speaker 1: way out, just grab him, get him to call in
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  Speaker 1: and say goodbye to the Kings fans. I said, no problem,
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  Speaker 1: I'll do it. So I went out there, and this
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  Speaker 1: was hastily arranged. I remember the night it was hastily arranged.
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  Speaker 1: I was, you know, single dude. I had no life,
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  Speaker 1: So I was like what they all go out there?
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  Speaker 1: So I park at the hotel near Lax. I go
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  Speaker 1: into the the conference hall. They had thrown some chairs
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: in there and a table and a backdrop for this
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: news commerce. So I go in there and Gretzky's talking
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: and the you know, some executives from the Kings were
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: talking and all that, and they were saying how emotional
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: it was and all this bull bullpucky, and so then
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: the interviews over the news commers is over. So I
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: go over to Wayne Gretzky and his you know, his brutes,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: his bullies, whatever goons. And and I'm of course expecting
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: this to go very smooth because I drove all the
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: way out here to hear, you know, the nonsense, and
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: to get Gretzky on. I had my phone dialed up
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: on the hotline, the warm line to six ninety in
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: San Diego, and I explained who I am. I very
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: confidently say Wayne, you want to say goodbye to the
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Kings fans and was completely blown off, completely blown off by.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: I believe he said he blew me off, But it was,
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: it was.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: It was because I still remember that he had to
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: catch like a flight to Saint Louis or wherever the
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Blues were playing, I don't know, and he uh, and
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: they had a whole entourage of people that were with
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: him to Saint Louis or wherever.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: And yeah, it was really was that the most memorable
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: place you've ever been blown off?
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: It was not the most enjoyable, enjoyable.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: I love your stories.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Behind the drops, it's like behind the music, it's the
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: radio version behind the drop.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Oh no, well, there's a bunch. I mean, anybody wants
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: to hear any stories about any drops just email the
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Fifth Hour mail bag Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Alf in Fullerton writes, and this must you think this
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: is the real alf I don't know, he says. I
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: know I took he says, rather, I know. I look
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: like a huge hypocrite for asking if you guys plan
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: to move out of California in the future and then
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: move in. But in my defense, I am sick and
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: tired of paying for parking. I'd rather risk my house
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: burning down than ever pay for parking again. And Fullerton
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: really is a beautiful, magical as Mayor Mike said it is.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I'm loving the downtown overrun by trees. None of the
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: trees catching on fire so far is a nice bonus.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: There's one other big reason why I moved to sow
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: cal from Springfield, Mass. I can now proudly say I
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: live three thousand miles away from the totally disgraced name
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: iss Nate Smith, basketball Hall of Fame who enshrined that
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: fraud Muffett McGraw. I've been sleeping better ever since. Wow,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: there's a lot there. There's a lot there. But I
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: don't think there was a question there though, right I
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: don't think there was a question.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: It was just a.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Manny writes in from Parts Unknown to not Manny,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: you got to put your city there, pal if you
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: want us to give you credit, but just say, Manny says, Hey, bandon, Danny,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I want to know what you guys thought about this.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I think this ties into something you talked about on
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour. A couple months back. He sent a
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: news story here of scientists baffled. Do you see this
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: sunken worlds under the sea. Massive structures have been found
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: deep beneath the Pacific Ocean that scientists say should not exist.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I totally believe this.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's like an.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Apol person beside it and another one inside, and it
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: has big guys that're looking at us. Yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one of my sp I think we did talk
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: about this a couple of months ago with the aliens.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I thought one of my theories is that it's not
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: actually UFOs from another place in the galaxy, that there's
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: actually another species that lives in the ocean, like under
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: the ocean. Yeah, they fly out and they examine us
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: the way that we examine cattle or whatever wild animals
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: like for them.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Or the way we put submarines down in their world
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: exactly exactly.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: So I I believe I kind of believe that. So
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You just sent me this story, Manny,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I haven't really examined it. I'm looking at it here and.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Well, you're not the only one that thinks this. I'm
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: not sure who directed it. But do you remember that
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: great movie from back in the day called The Abyss.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I vaguely remember It's it's been a minute, Danny, It's
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: been a minute.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: That was about alien life way deep down in the sea.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the oceans are so I mean, you fly
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: to Hawaii. We both been to Hawaii many times, and
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: you just think, like, there's so much freaking ocean. It's
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: the planet's mostly ocean. It's not land, it's mostly ocean.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: And you're like, we don't really know what's under there.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: We Yeah, human beings have been above the water all
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: over the oceans, but they haven't been below the water
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: very bottom.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: So oh, by the way, do I should have known
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: it was a James Cameron movie.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, James Cameron so early.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: He's known for all of his you know, he loves
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: things happening in the ocean.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin writes in from Florida, he says, hello from
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the Free State of Florida. All right, well, thank you, Kevin.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I wanted to get your guys take on this. He
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: then sent me a news story Danny's scientists blame a
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: new weather phenomena dubbed hydro climate whiplash for California's wildfires. Yeah,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: you know what that is? Bullshit? Is what that is? Kevin? I?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I mean haven't we we talked you about this, Danny,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Like a few minutes ago. There there are people on
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: videos starting the fires.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: At first we kept hearing the two words climate change,
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: and quickly those words were replaced by people's names.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like gasoline and matches and yeah, yeah, is that
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: climate change? I guess that is climate change? Right, that's
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: climate change? Why not? So yeah, that story, you know, yeah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sure see the opportunistic That is the word opportunistic.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: People that know in the science community, they can they
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: can raise money and people will be like, oh, we
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: got to stop these fires. How do we stop these fires? Well,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: rather than punish the people that are starting the fires
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: and try to, you know, send a message to future idiots,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: let's say it's climate change, and then we'll raise money
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: and that'll fix the world and we'll be good. Alf
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: from as seen on TV rights and he says, have
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: either of you ever owned a any pulpe or k
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Tel products. Me and my friends had the Pocket Fishermen
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: and the mini skis and the snow block Maker. Did
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: you ever buy any infomercial products standing back in the.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Day, Yeah, body By Jake, Oh yeah, body By I have.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: It's still in my garage somewhere. It's like you sit
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: down on the contraption and then you pull the two
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: handles forward and it's for your abs. It's it's it's
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I think it was called the ab scissor.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Nice. I had one of the great rompol Peel products,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: mister microphone. When I was a kid, I had a
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: mister Micah.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, classic.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the remember the infomercial the guy trying to pick
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: up on the chicks there and the I can't think
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: of a thing that turns women on more than a
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: mister microphone.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you talk about being rico suave with the ladies.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Man, you just.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: You're good to go.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Hey baby, I'm broadcasting live from your bedroom.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on down. I had that. I bought some.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Me and my brother, we were teenagers and we bought
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: some of that. I guess it was wax or polish
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: where you put it on the car and then you
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: could light the car on fire and it wouldn't burn
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: the car. Like. We were so mesmerized we bought it.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: And the famous story and Alf knows the story this is.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I think this predates you, Danny. On the podcast, we
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: were going to have Ron Poupeel on. I had booked
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Ron Popel. I reached out to his people. Ron Popeel
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: was a multi millionaire from those infomercials and I reached
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: out to him. The man behind the showtime Metisseriy set it,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: get it, and he was down to do the interview.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: He was all booked and then at the very last
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: minute he like he was over in Malibu playing with
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: his his grandkids and he's like, mister, I got an emails,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: mister will be unable to do your interview. So then
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, reschedule and then no, he's not.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: He passed away.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's dead. So he will definitely be doing the interview.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: And if he does do the interview, that would be
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: big news, that would be massive news. If he doesn't, great,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: you killed it. Yeah, we absolutely killed it. And Ron
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Papeel and his family the products they came up with,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: the Chappomatic, the Vegematic, the Dialogmatic, Aneomatic Outstanding, the Showtime
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: of vertiseary thing, and these were all Ron pop Peel products.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: The uh what was the inside the shell eggs scrambler
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: which made a list of the one hundred top gadgets
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: of all time?
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Nice that was for that was.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: An infomercial and product inside the shell egg Scrambler. So,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, they were all kinds of things that I loved.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: The infomercials, the late night infomercials were just just absolutely wonderful.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: You know, act now Supplies Limited. There was a book
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: written about infomercials for years back, and I read it.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I've quoted it many times. Some of the tricks of
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the infomercial world which are used in advertising to this day.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Danny like the infomercial crowd. They it's really a study
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: of human nature and if you're in the business of
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: selling stuff the infomercials. But wait, there's more operators standing
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: by all these phrases that started from infomercials. You know
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: supplies limited, Act now supplies run out offer bonus like
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: the whole way they did. It was absolutely brilliant. Like,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, they found out human nature, how people are competitive,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: and they they would say, you know, have a clock
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: fane scarcity. Feign scarcity gets people to buy stuff. And
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I often tell my wife when she's she'll come up
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: to me and say, oh, I've got to buy that
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: today because they're gonna run out, the sale is gonna
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: end or whatever, and I just roll my eyes. I'm like,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: But then she gets upset when I bring this up
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: because she thinks, I know, I think I know everything.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: But I did learn this in the book about infomercials
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: that I read, the classic classic countdown technique where you
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: systematically lower the price as you near the end of
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: the pitch and you're not supposed to sell the last batch.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: At that point, the eager customers are waiting, right and
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: you know they want to buy it, and you leave them.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: It's much like our iHeart training, you know, leave and
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: went in doubt, leave it out, you know, you know
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: that kind of thing. But anyway, I mean, it's there's
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: so many great infomercial but remember Billy Mays, are you
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the guy with the beard? Are you tired of so
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: and so? Affecting your life. Do you wish that this
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: would be better? Hi, Billy mays here with so easiest
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: way guaranteed order right now.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was always the same formula.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: It worked. Hey, they make the big Mac the same way.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Two all beef patties, you know, and all that. It's
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: the same thing.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, Ben, my stepdad was a little bit
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: of an inventor. Oh yeah, he had this contraption called
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: the bathroom buddy. Oh and in one Christmas he brought
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: home a mug.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Why for me.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: The formula? Dang, the formula is here. It is. I'm
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: gonna give you a formula, okay, right now, the fifth hour.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: It is one of the oldest tricks in the book.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: You create a problem, you then sell the solution or
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: you really what you're doing is you're creating the appearance
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: of a problem, right, You're creating the appearance of a
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: problem and then you're coming up with the solution. And
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: it really works in all works of life, no even
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: go down. Look like people will say, a lot of
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: religion is based on you know, we're creating the problem
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: as you're a sinner and you need to find salvation.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: But anything you know, it's part of the human condition.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Oh now, the sinning over here was very real for
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: a decade or so.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my kidding. But thank you alf JJ from
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Maryland Rights and a Ben and Danny and enjoy Joe
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the Pot. I hope you guys had a good New year.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: It's what are we in? January twelfth? Now I think we're.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Past Jesus Man. This past week felt like a month.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you We'll always remember this week. Well,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: we're talking about this year from now here at the beginning.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Any yeah, he says, JJ, I know this is not
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: a political podcast, but you know it's coming. Yeah. That's
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: a lot when he says this is not a political
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: podcast because he said, but he says, what's your take
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: on the video of Donald Trump and Obama laughing with
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: each other at Jimmy Carter's funeral? Uh? Yeah, I saw
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: this video. I don't know if you saw, Dan, you've
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: been dealing with the fire stuff and all that, But
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: there was a video from Jimmy Carter, President Carter's funeral,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: and Obama and Trump were sitting side by side and
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: it seemed like they were buddies.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Oh I saw this clip. To me, it looked like
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: they were telling dad jokes.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they were, they were doing that.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it reminded me of the great Jesse Ventura who
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: was in our building many many years ago. I've told
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: this story, but Jesse Ventura was the governor of Minnesota.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And Jesse was having a conversation with one of the
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: producers in the building and explained that politics and this
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: remember years ago, that politics is very similar to professional wrestling,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: where the good guys and the bad guys have a
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: common bond. It's all for show that behind the scenes,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: they all love each other and they hang out with
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: each other. They're all friends, and it's you know, they
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: break the fourth wall and all that. And that's that's
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: what it looked like. And it did remind me that
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: as much I know Trump just you know, he's going
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: to take over here in what eight days, but that
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: people loved him like he was friends with everybody before
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: he got into politics.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: And oh yeah, and he was also the name that
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: was referenced by rappers and songs whenever they talked about
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: being rich someday and having money.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: We love big men. Yeah, So it's like the I
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: think the term is kfab I believe is that what
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: it's called where you know, the portrayal of stage events
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: within professional wrestling, you know, is real.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Or could have been as simple as Obama nudging Trump
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: and saying, how'd you like that weekend at Burning's Act,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: We pulled on you?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Huh. Yeah. Well Trump was going around saying like Obama
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: was not he was born in Kenya or something. I mean,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: they've been they've been attacking each other, like Obama compared
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Trump to Hitler, like you look at the history and
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: they're just, you know, buddy, couple of dudes, you know.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: And I think the funniest part of that was was
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Kamala Harris. I don't know who did the seating chart
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: at that thing, but they had a sense of humor.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: So Kamala Harris comes in with her husband and she
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: made sure her husband sat closest to Trump, and I
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: think that they might have been telling a joke about that.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I think they might have been joking about that, but
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I did. I did enjoy the video.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: It was pretty funny. And there are some people that
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: get so into politics, Danny that that kind of stuff
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: they just they blows their mind.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like for some people it's like the crips
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: and the bloods.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. You know, it's like it's kind
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: of like, how you know, we've over the years we
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: love our sports. I think, over the years, since we've
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: been in it for so long, while we love our sports, Danny,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: it's not as you know, cutthroat as it used to
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: be for us. We're grown up now and all that,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: but when you're younger, you're like, you know, this is
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: us against the world, and.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: I some people never grow up exactly exactly.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: All right. Next one from Anonymous, I'm blind and I
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: can't read a restaurant menu. Anonymous says, yeah, one of
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: your blind listeners, I found the show.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought he meant like he was getting to
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: the age where he needed his iPhone light on the menu.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: No, I think he's Actually I found the show because
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I heard a blind person talking about some ridiculous thing
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: on there once and someone I know it said it
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: was the best blind show out there. Well, yeah, we
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: are number one. I don't know about the best, because
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: the best means as good as all the rest.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I think there's a lot of theatrics on your show,
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: and think about it. If you're blind and your sense
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: of hearing is super good, your show would be number one.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Well think number one.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Our show is really good in braille because it's like,
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: you know, it's theater. It's not real. All your callers
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: are paid.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: What Yes, no one would actually call the show. Who
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: else listening at that hour? Anyway? Says if you were blind,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: how would you all read a restaurant menu? What I
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: do is I usually prepare before I go to the
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: restaurant and memorize the menu online, says Anonymous. H If
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I was blind, I would have to find a friend
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: who would read the menu to me. Right, wodn't that
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: be the way it would go?
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Well, I would take the waitress and first feel her wrist,
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know, have you ever seen the Ray Charles movie?
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: And then I would have her tell me the entire menu.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all about the risk. That's all you got
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: to do. Anonymous also says, I noticed that your mother
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: in law lives on the West Coast and your father
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: in law lives on the East Coast. You said this
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: much on the podcast. Well, my father in law spends
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: most of the year. Well, he alternates from California to
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. So he spends you know, every every other
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: month in North Carolina in kind of like the Wilmington,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: North Carolina area, and then where Michael Jordan grew up.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: And then he lives in California part of the year.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: My mother in law does live in California year round. Anyway,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: says you said this much on the podcast. Boy, this
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: guy's a stalker, Danny. That this guy's pandiation anyway, So
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: this is imaginary, obviously, But imagine that your mother in
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: law was dating a fan of the show. How would
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: that make you feel? And if your mother in law
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: got married to the fan, would that make your the fan?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Your dad?
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Who is this guy trying to be your daddy?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: That's a little odd. It's a little odd, Daddy.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I did have one flex moment years ago, I think
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: we talked about on the podcast, where I heard from
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: an ex girlfriend that I had not heard from in years.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: It was one of those deals, Danny, where I was
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: into her and she wasn't really into me. You know
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. We've all been there, and I
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: was kind of into her and she didn't really feel
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: the same way about me. So it didn't last and
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I and I, you know, she lived, you know, in
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: another state, and I hadn't really kept in contact with her.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Why would I?
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: You hadn't stopped her in years to say?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: And she went on a date with a guy and
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: they one of the questions was what podcast? What shows
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: do you listen to? They were trying to make small
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: talk and the guy said my name and she freaked out,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: and so that was kind of cool. But do I
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: want my mother in law to know? I think I
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: think we're good on that. Barry in South Carolina rights
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: then says yo yo Ma, Benny and Danny g Is
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: it just me? Or does it seem like all these
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: football announcers are yelling at me? And if it isn't
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: just me, why do these guys see the need to
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: do it? He says? Gus Johnson is the worst. But
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: seems like they're all screaming. You're yelling drives me crazy.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: A far cry from Pat Summer All, Am I dating myself?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, a little bit, Berry, But Danny isn't the
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: thing now. Now it's all about that viral moment. It's
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: hard to go viral if you're understated, like Pat summer
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Ale was. You got to be over the top for
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: the kids, for the for the TikTok, Right, Danny, you
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: gotta be over the top.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: And this is also the reason why there's criticism on
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: al Michaels recently, because it takes a lot to get
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: that guy excited. You don't want to announcer that's going
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: to overdo it for just a regular sort of play.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: But you also don't want an announcer who sounds like
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: he's hitting the snooze button when it is a game
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: changing play that just happened.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Al's Al's in his eighties now. He've been pretty mellow,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: pretty mellow when he's doing the game right. He's modest, understated,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: and for Al for one of these events, for al
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Michaels to be a really big deal, Al's called the
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: biggest sporting events in the world. What's he going to
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: take for something to rise to the level? Not some
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: random Thursday night game on Amazon between two dog food teams.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Who's the announcer who listens to our show? Oh?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Kevin Harlan, Oh dude.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Kevin Harlan.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: I love because even though he gets loud at times,
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: he's so excitable that he could make a boring game
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: sound interesting.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, for sure, Kevin's he's got a sense of humor.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: He'll call, he'll do play by play when guys went
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: on the field. That was one of the coolest things
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: about it. Oh yeah, the Super Bowl the last couple
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: of years being able to go. I'm not gonna be
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: able to make it this year because it's in New Orleans.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: That's a little out of the geographically desiral. But I
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: should go the following year, assuming we're all here in
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: San Francisco, so I should be able to get to
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: that one radio row.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: That should be fun. We'll get some hotel rooms right
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: on the sidewalk.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we don't even need hotel rooms san Francisco.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: You just sleep on the street.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: In fact, the company will be we want you to
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: live the Rustics, just go lifestyle.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Do you think they'll give us some iHeart blankets?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: No, No, they're going to give us FSR branded tense And
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: they don't even have to get us toilets. You just
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: shit on the streets in San francisc all you need
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: to do. All right, we'll get out on that day.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: We got football today and the ram My rams in
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Arizona tomorrow on Monday. Hopefully these fires will completely go
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: away because I know the wind's supposed to pick up
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: on I think Tuesday, so hopefully it'll be a calmer
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: week here. Anything you want to promote, Dan, I'll be
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: back tonight eleven o'clock in the West, two am in
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: the East with more marginal overnight sports talk radio.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Now just again a shout out to the firefighters and
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: first responders. Thank you all around the country, and if
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: any of our Southern California listeners to this podcast are
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: tuned in, stay safe, stay off the freeways unless.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: You really need to get on the freeway with a
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: go bag.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: And the numbers have been really, really good, so we
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: appreciate your listenership every single weekend.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a point, Danny where I had to
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: beg people to send questions into the mailbag. I have
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: not had to do that in months. We have so
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: many people listening. We got new names on the mail
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: bag every week, which is great. I love hearing from
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: new people. We got our regulars, which are our base,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: and then we have new people who every once in
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: a while get off their ass and become contact creators
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: like this week we heard from was it Manny? There
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: were some new names on the mail bag, Kevin and Florida.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I haven't. I don't think I've gotten a mail from Manny.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: So that was great. That was awesome. So we've got
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: our regulars like Alf and Ferg Dog and the guys
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: at Barry that have been with us for a long time. Anyway,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I have a wonderful rest of your day, and George
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: the football and the fifth hour we turn next weekend.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I got you know, Danny's on Covino and Rich all
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: week and I'll be on my own at night and
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: we'll talk to you on the radio later.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Skater gotta murder, I gotta go