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I SPENT TOO MUCH MONEY ON REAL CELEBRITY DRESSES · CelinaSpookyBoo

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Speaker 1: Sup, boot crew?
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Speaker 2: Welcome to a mistake that I made about a year ago,
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Speaker 2: but that's okay, because we're gonna suffer together. Last late summer,
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Speaker 2: I found a website, okay, called theselebritydresses.com. This is not
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Speaker 2: sponsored at all.
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Speaker 1: I was feeling super nostalgic.
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Speaker 2: I had an idea for a video where I bought
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Speaker 2: all of the celebrity dresses that I like and make
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Speaker 2: me feel good, and I was gonna try.
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Speaker 1: Them on for you guys, okay? So, Adam woke up
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Speaker 1: in the morning, he said, what's this ridiculous charge for?
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Speaker 2: And I said, I bought the Twilight dress, and the
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Speaker 2: Harry Potter dress, and the Vampire Diaries.
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Speaker 1: It needs to stop, woman. Good idea. So here we are.
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Speaker 1: Now here's the thing.
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Speaker 2: These dresses came in like November or December of last
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Speaker 2: year after ordering them around.
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Speaker 1: Like August or September because I.
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Speaker 3: did order.
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Speaker 1: About 11 dresses. And I'm not gonna lie, I was
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Speaker 1: exactly 24 pounds heavier than I am right now. I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna be honest, I'm not gonna wear Spanx for this,
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Speaker 1: should I? Yeah, cause my bits don't fit right.
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Speaker 2: But that's okay because I have bits, a bunch of
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Speaker 2: you probably have bits, and that is fine!
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Speaker 1: I think it's also interesting to see what these celebrity
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Speaker 1: dresses look like on this. If you were to describe
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Speaker 1: the shape of my body, You're not going to offend me.
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Speaker 1: It's a trap. Tell them the shapes of my body.
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Speaker 1: It's a trap. Like, give me, like, the pieces. It's
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Speaker 1: a trap.
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Speaker 3: Skinny person, legs and arms. Yeah. And then midsection, heavier set.
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Speaker 3: Humpty Dumpty.
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Speaker 1: Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm getting in trouble.
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Speaker 1: You're not. Tell them about this thing, though. What do
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Speaker 1: we call that? Hank Hill? Yeah, I have a Hank
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Speaker 1: Hill ass. I just want a picture of a god
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Speaker 1: dang hot dog. I have really small wrists. I have
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Speaker 1: really small ankles. I have a weird shaped body.
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Speaker 2: My tummy sticks out farther than my butt. I'm working
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Speaker 2: hard to keep that from happening right now.
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Speaker 1: But I'm going to be honest. I have a.
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Speaker 2: Below average body. But for me, I think I'm averagely cute.
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Speaker 2: I might not be what the society calls sexy, but
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Speaker 2: I think I'm a cutie patootie. You're fucking right sexy, buddy.
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Speaker 1: Am I your type?
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Speaker 3: You're beautiful.
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Speaker 1: You saw Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall and you.
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Speaker 3: Saved her say I was.
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Speaker 1: Gonna say you got a Humpty Guys guys, let me
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Speaker 1: diss myself.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: I'm allowed to feel ways about myself.
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Speaker 2: I have a supportive husband Maybe not a supportive dad,
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Speaker 2: but that's okay. He'll never see the video He doesn't
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Speaker 2: watch them my pedestal for today so I can stand
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Speaker 2: so these long dresses look nice. I am Did bring
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Speaker 2: a squatty potty, because that, for me, is elegance.
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Speaker 1: When one does chat in the correct way, one feels amazing.
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Speaker 1: Not sponsored, yet again, but my favorite product in the
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Speaker 1: entire world. I ordered extra large.
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Speaker 2: Squatty potties the other day, and I didn't know they
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Speaker 2: were extra tall, and my knees were against my ears
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Speaker 2: when I was pooping, and it was.
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Speaker 3: The best time ever.
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Speaker 1: What dress should we start with? What tickles your wiener
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Speaker 1: the most?
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Speaker 3: Sarah, something simple. Something simple? Don't jump right into it.
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Speaker 3: The blue ones?
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Speaker 1: Do you recognize this? Do you recognize this right here?
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Speaker 1: This was my most excited dress actually to buy.
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Speaker 2: This is a recreation of Elena's dress from the Vampire Diaries.
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Speaker 2: When I found this website, I actually bought all of
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Speaker 2: these thinking that it was a scam to be completely honest.
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Speaker 1: So when they didn't show up for a while, I
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Speaker 1: really thought that it was a scam So the fact
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Speaker 1: that this even like looked like what was in the
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Speaker 1: picture and had a lot, you know of the same
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Speaker 1: things I was excited because this looks like a perfect replica. Honestly,
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Speaker 1: I don't think it was as cheap So let's say
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Speaker 1: I paid about $ 200 for this dress, but like think
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Speaker 1: about it Like I'm gonna donate this donate this for
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Speaker 1: somebody for prom. So let's try it on.
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Speaker 2: Oh Okay, this is.
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Speaker 1: Elena Gilbert dressed It is nice.
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Speaker 2: It actually fits really good, this one. Definitely didn't need
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Speaker 2: any clamps on it. It does feel like silk or satin.
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Speaker 2: What do you give this on a scale of 1
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Speaker 2: to 10?
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Speaker 3: That's a solid 8.5.
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Speaker 1: Could I, like, actually wear this?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
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Speaker 1: Maybe this one I need to keep for an evening.
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Speaker 1: It's doing a little something here. Oh. When I release
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Speaker 1: the Kraken... What's the Kraken?
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Speaker 3: This thing.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 1: It's like an ocean.
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Speaker 2: For the quality, for saying that I paid about like $ 150,
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Speaker 2: $ 200 for this, I would definitely pay this in real
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Speaker 2: life for this kind of dress.
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Speaker 1: Do I feel gorgeous? Yes, I do. There's no support here.
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Speaker 1: There's like a lot of cuppage going on. But like,
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Speaker 1: she's cute. No, I didn't take my bra off. I apologize.
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Speaker 1: But the boobs will be on the floor, baby. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Next up, my dudes, we are gonna try this on.
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Speaker 1: Is this familiar? I'm gonna give you a second to guess. One, two, three. Yes,
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Speaker 1: this is Julia Roberts. Pretty woman dress. that she wears
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Speaker 1: in the movie.
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Speaker 3: You're a pretty woman.
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Speaker 1: You're saying all the right things.
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Speaker 3: You better watch out.
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Speaker 1: I might take you out for tacos later. This is
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Speaker 1: the pretty woman dress that Julia Roberts wore in the
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Speaker 1: famous movie Pretty Woman, which actually I just watched for
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Speaker 1: the first time like six months ago.
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Speaker 2: And it did change me as a person and it
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Speaker 2: made me love her more. But I was like, this
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Speaker 2: is a dress that is so iconic in history and
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Speaker 2: so many people.
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Speaker 1: Have worn over the years. And I needed to try
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Speaker 1: it on too. It's not really a flattering shape for
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Speaker 1: my body, but that's just what they were doing in
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Speaker 1: the 80s or 90s. This dress, I paid $ 159 for it.
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Speaker 1: It's actually, it weighs a lot. It's not giving me
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Speaker 1: anything different than any of the prom dresses that people
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Speaker 1: are wearing now. And it has five five-star reviews, so.
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Speaker 1: And the cool thing too is you can order these
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Speaker 1: in different colors on this website. But let's see how
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Speaker 1: she looks.
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Speaker 3: I don't know, Adam.
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Speaker 1: Adam, how you feeling about this? Does it look like
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Speaker 1: that to you? Yeah. What am I giving? I can
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Speaker 1: feel the dishonesty in your voice, guys. I want you
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Speaker 1: guys to rate these. What do you think?
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Speaker 2: This one's not doing anything for me here. For quality-wise,
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Speaker 2: the boobs don't feel like they're where the boobs are
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Speaker 2: supposed to be. And then there's, like, all of this
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Speaker 2: sticky plastic that looks like it's supposed to stick to you,
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Speaker 2: but it doesn't. I wouldn't say this one's very well-made. Like,
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Speaker 2: this isn't something I would suggest to order. It feels
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Speaker 2: like it wouldn't fit anyone right. There's, like, all of
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Speaker 2: this plastic rubber, but it's, like, flipped out.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I just thought of myself.
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Speaker 1: In the viewfinder.
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Speaker 3: You should be happy. You look pretty.
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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna Hulk out. This is the
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Speaker 1: dress that I'm most excited about and I am putting
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Speaker 1: on next. Do you remember this? Do you remember this moment?
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Speaker 1: Think about it. Think about it. It was around the world. Okay.
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Speaker 1: This dress right here is boom.
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Speaker 2: The Emma Roberts ruffled princess ball gown Met Gala 2019.
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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. When this showed up, I saw this
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Speaker 1: color and I was like, oh my God, that's not right.
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Speaker 1: But if you look at the picture, it is correct.
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Speaker 2: It also didn't come with anything to put underneath it,
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Speaker 2: which felt like a bit of a faux pas on
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Speaker 2: their side, so you're gonna see a bit of my
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Speaker 2: undies today.
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Speaker 1: But that's okay, because I am wearing some today.
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Speaker 3: What, you aren't always?
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Speaker 1: It's hot out here. Oh my gosh! I feel like
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Speaker 1: a goddamn cupcake princess! So this is what Emma Roberts wore.
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Speaker 1: I don't understand. I'm in my brown underwear. Enjoy. High-waisted.
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Speaker 2: I do wear only the high-waisted underwear. If I can't
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Speaker 2: tuck it into the bottom of my bra, I don't
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Speaker 2: understand why it's made. And if you're young and wondering
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Speaker 2: what happens, that happens as you get older. Small underwear
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Speaker 2: doesn't make sense, and comfort wins.
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Speaker 1: Look at this dress. Okay? How much did I pay
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Speaker 1: for this? I paid $ 229 for this dress, which feels
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Speaker 1: a little extreme because it's just tulle, but the presentation
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Speaker 1: this tool is extraordinary okay sometimes buddy but like this
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Speaker 1: makes me feel cute doesn't make me look like i'm
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Speaker 1: 900 pounds yes but i don't even care because i'm
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Speaker 1: a princess and everybody would look at me and now
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Speaker 1: we're gonna check the spin ability because this one is
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Speaker 1: giving cupcake princess yep that's it what'd you think of
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Speaker 1: that adam.
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Speaker 3: You're a princess.
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Speaker 1: I'm a grown up woman. I'm a grown up woman.
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Speaker 1: Look at this. Your frill is in the front. You
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Speaker 1: need to be folded down. No, I think the.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 3: It's flying away.
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Speaker 1: Dun, dun, dun. Dun. Dun, dun, dun. Adam's just looking
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Speaker 1: at me like.
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Speaker 1: A lot of you are going to recognize this dress.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to let you guess it really quick.
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Speaker 2: In 5, 4, 3, 2, Hermione Granger's dress. Yes.
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Speaker 1: From the Goblet. We love Harry Potter in this house.
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Speaker 1: What is your Harry Potter house? Mine is Ravenclaw, but
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Speaker 1: for some reason now when I do the test it
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Speaker 1: says Slytherin. Adam says Ravenclaw, but I'm going to tell
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Speaker 1: you the truth. He's a Hufflepuff through and through.
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Speaker 3: You don't want to take this outside?
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Speaker 1: He gets upset when I say that. I'll show you
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Speaker 1: some real Hufflepuffing. Oh my god. This is one of
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Speaker 1: their best sellers and right now it is on sale
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Speaker 1: for $ 169.
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Speaker 2: This one, the pink is not right in the silk
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Speaker 2: up here. Like hers is definitely a more muted, like
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Speaker 2: the colors are not correct. It's definitely rosier. I get
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Speaker 2: what they're trying to do. So like, it's not a match.
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Speaker 1: It definitely looks like a cosplay match, but let's see
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Speaker 1: how it looks on my body. Adam, I can't. I'm
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Speaker 1: starting to freak out. I can't get out.
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Speaker 3: Oh no, she's strapped, guys. You're really missing out on
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Speaker 3: the off-camera shenanigans.
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Speaker 1: They don't want to see these bits. It's very lightweight. Like,
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Speaker 1: this is something that'd be fun, like, if you're going
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Speaker 1: to a con or something. Who wore it better? Me
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Speaker 1: or Miss Granger? This actually feels nice. I would wear this. Like,
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Speaker 1: you know if you go out and you go down
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Speaker 1: to the chickens in the morning and you're prancing along
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Speaker 1: with your chickens and When you're picking up eggs and
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Speaker 1: you just want to feel a little flouncy.
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Speaker 2: That's me.
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Speaker 1: I'm flouncy. Do you like it, Adam?
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Speaker 3: You're flouncing.
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Speaker 1: What do you give it?
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Speaker 3: You're flouncing and bouncing and I give it a seven.
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Speaker 1: A seven?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It feels good. It's the most comfortable dress that I've
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Speaker 1: put on. And that's for dang sure. What do we
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Speaker 1: have next? Oh my god! Adam, do you know who
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Speaker 1: wore this dress?
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Speaker 3: Bella. I just guessed because I know there's a Bella
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Speaker 3: dress in there. Oh, that's the next one. Mean Girls?
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Speaker 1: You're getting closer. One more. An iconic blonde. A blonde
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Speaker 1: bombshell that overtook... Was she legally blonde? I like what
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Speaker 1: you did there, but no. This right here is the
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Speaker 1: iconic dress that was worn by Miss Marilyn Monroe.
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Speaker 3: Herself.
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Speaker 2: This right here, the shocking pink dress, is from the
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Speaker 2: 1953 film Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, directed by Howard Hawks. This
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Speaker 2: dress was created by the costume designer William Trevilla, and
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Speaker 2: is used in one of the most famous scenes in
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Speaker 2: the film, which subsequently became the subject of numerous imitations,
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Speaker 2: significantly from Madonna in her music video, her 1985 song,
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Speaker 2: Material Girl.
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Speaker 1: So I had to get this. Absolutely. I paid $ 168,
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Speaker 1: but there's no way I couldn't feel like Marilyn.
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Speaker 3: Okay?
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Speaker 1: Okay. It's pretty. Just like you. Do I look like Marilyn?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Okay, you know what though? Her natural hair colour was brown.
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Speaker 1: It's definitely not as poofy as it should be in
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Speaker 1: the thing. Oh wait, where's the belt? Bring me the belt.
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Speaker 1: Do me up.
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Speaker 2: Hello.
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Speaker 1: I steal a kiss. This is very cheaply made.
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Speaker 3: That's okay.
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Speaker 2: None of it's holding the other- like the dress, like
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Speaker 2: the material of the dress is nice. The gloves, they
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Speaker 2: don't match, but.
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Speaker 1: Diamonds are a girl's best friend. That was Marilyn, right?
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Speaker 2: Maybe? These gloves, though, yeah, they're not the right color pink,
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Speaker 2: which would drive me absolutely insane. Like, for a Halloween
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Speaker 2: outfit for one night, this is cool, which I know, like,
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Speaker 2: if you're going to Spirit Halloween and things like that,
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Speaker 2: you're going to be paying.
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Speaker 1: More than $ 150 for your whole outfit.
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Speaker 2: So, like, the fact that this is $ 168, I don't
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Speaker 2: think it's that bad.
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Speaker 1: How long until Kim Kardashian gets this iconic dress, though, right?
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Speaker 2: Ooh.
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Speaker 1: Ooh, look at that.
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Speaker 3: Nice booty!
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Speaker 1: I feel like it's going to break right off.
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Speaker 3: Oh, it's hanging on by a thread.
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Speaker 1: See if I can make it fall off. Is it
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Speaker 1: gonna come off?
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Speaker 3: No?
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Speaker 2: No? No? No? I'm in it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's something else. Do I feel cute, though? I
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Speaker 1: do feel cute. I don't feel like I go, you
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Speaker 1: know what I mean? It's cool to see these kind
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Speaker 1: of dresses on somebody else, but like, It's not, it's
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Speaker 1: not a vibe. And I don't like gloves. I'm overstimulated. Also,
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Speaker 1: do you want to see something crazy? A lot of
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Speaker 1: people have pinky fingers.
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Speaker 2: I don't.
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Speaker 1: Next up, guys, I'm so excited, okay? Breaking Dawn, part one.
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Speaker 1: This is what you see right here. This is Bella's,
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Speaker 1: Bella's wedding dress. Okay, look at that lace back. I've
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Speaker 1: always wanted to try this on my whole entire life
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Speaker 1: since that movie came out. I was Googling about this
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Speaker 1: earlier for this video. Do you know that the original
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Speaker 1: dress that she wore in the movie cost, Adam, guess.
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Speaker 3: $ 10, 000.
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Speaker 1: $ 35, 000. thousand dollars. So if this is the remake, this
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Speaker 1: can't be too bad. I paid... I paid $ 259- Careful!
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Speaker 1: It's cursed.
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Speaker 3: Turn you into a vampire.
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Speaker 1: Hopefully. About time. I paid $ 259. It's on sale from $ 5.
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Speaker 2: 89.
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Speaker 1: I know I did not pay $ 5. 89 for this dress.
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Speaker 1: But hey, if it slaps, it slaps. I'm gonna go
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Speaker 1: slapping on. Bella had no boobs. Selena has the boobs.
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Speaker 1: Can you imagine you showed up for your wedding to
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Speaker 1: Edward and they're like, we chose out your dress and
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Speaker 1: this is what you look like when you put it on.
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Speaker 1: It looks like I ate Renesmee.
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Speaker 2: Renesmee was already there for the wedding and nobody even knew.
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Speaker 1: Okay, uh, so it doesn't feel great.
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Speaker 2: The boobies are supposed to fit in here, but the
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Speaker 2: shoulders does not allow.
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Speaker 1: And since when did it come off her shoulders? Was
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Speaker 1: that a thing? Gosh, this is supposed to be like
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Speaker 1: up above your boobs. Oh, I see it. It's supposed
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Speaker 1: to be above, but they put cups in this part.
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Speaker 1: This is not a dupe. This is a floop!
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Speaker 3: They flooped the doop!
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Speaker 1: They flooped the doop!
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Speaker 2: In the movie, these lines come up and her boobs
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Speaker 2: are down here, but they put the cups in these,
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Speaker 2: so like you can, you can put them in there.
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Speaker 2: What they do have that looks nice is like the
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Speaker 2: lace accenting down the back.
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Speaker 1: Like that's cute, but the material feels like plastic and
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Speaker 1: I'm already sweating and look at all these runaway threads.
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Speaker 1: Don't waste your money on this one.
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Speaker 2: It's weird how a website can have like some hits
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Speaker 2: and some Frickin misses and this this is a no,
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Speaker 2: maybe this will save the day feels very much like me.
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Speaker 1: This is like 900 Pounds this is Lady Gaga's dress
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Speaker 1: that she wore to the Oscars. Oh My gosh, look
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Speaker 1: at this. It's really really heavy.
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Speaker 2: I also have the black gloves that go with this
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Speaker 2: This is feeling very sling the spooky boo.
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Speaker 1: Let's go put this on wait. Oh How much did
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Speaker 1: I pay for it?
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Speaker 3: $ 189?
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Speaker 1: Guys, the amount of fabric in this, like, this better
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Speaker 1: look bossin'. I don't know how to get into this train.
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Speaker 3: Let's do it!
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Speaker 1: Here, how does this look? I think. Trash bag.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Um, it's definitely too big in the bosom, which
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Speaker 2: is strange and not usual for me. These aren't sticking out.
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Speaker 2: Who wore it better?
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Speaker 1: I don't know what these are.
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Speaker 2: I feel like they're supposed to be like out like
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Speaker 2: this and like while you walk, they're just gonna go down.
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Speaker 2: The gloves again, giving garbage back. Do I feel like
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Speaker 2: I could like style this differently?
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Speaker 1: No, I don't. You know what's really giving me? Tent, tent.
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Speaker 1: I feel like I could ship this somewhere and they
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Speaker 1: could make tents for like 12 families. I'm gonna give
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Speaker 1: this a flop. Is it like flattering though? For me, yeah,
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Speaker 1: but I want it off. my body. So, what do
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Speaker 1: we have next? The simulation of gloves are a no
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Speaker 1: for me. This one was an interesting one I had
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Speaker 1: to try on just for fun. This is a 2013
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Speaker 1: MTV Music Awards Selena Gomez outfit, since she's a fellow Selena.
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Speaker 1: I obviously had to try this on. It looks gorgeous, okay?
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Speaker 1: I was like, this could be made for me. And
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Speaker 1: now that I'm looking at it, I don't think it's
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Speaker 1: gonna be. We're falling down the spiral staircase. Of self-hate.
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Speaker 1: But that's okay. I kinda wanna punch you. I paid, uh,
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Speaker 1: $ 169 for this, so. 169 tears. Okay, I'm gonna see.
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Speaker 3: I'm excited.
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Speaker 1: I don't have a mirror back here, so I don't
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Speaker 1: get to see what you guys get to see.
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Speaker 2: Ready? Ah!
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Speaker 1: Ah.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so I feel like I've started to make a
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Speaker 2: dress and then I gave up because of course someone
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Speaker 2: looks like Selena Gomez It's gonna look like it looks
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Speaker 2: like on Selena Gomez.
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Speaker 1: Is this a thing? Probably. It could look great on someone.
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Speaker 1: We have like a little bit of- Do you remember
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Speaker 1: that Angelina Jolie where it was just like- So yeah,
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Speaker 1: this is another thing the corset top there are no
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Speaker 1: cups inside of this at all obviously Hers is like
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Speaker 1: a corset top. This is just made to look like
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Speaker 1: a corset top. It goes across. This is really heavy,
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Speaker 1: nice material, honestly. It's got all these different eyelets in it.
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Speaker 1: It just doesn't sit nice. And I feel like this
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Speaker 1: is such a different size than this. It's interesting. It's cute.
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Speaker 2: Would I ever wear this? Absolutely not. So I saved
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Speaker 2: the best for last, which is the Kim Kardashian dress.
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Speaker 2: Because this dress, which I was so excited for, Octavia
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Speaker 2: Spencer's dress right here, came with a broken zipper.
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Speaker 1: And there was no way to hold it closed. So...
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Speaker 1: Rest in peace! But I know you're all waiting for
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Speaker 1: this right here, which is the iconic presidential ball dress
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Speaker 1: from Kim Kardashian that she went to with Mr. Pete
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Speaker 1: Wentz himself.
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Speaker 2: I know, I think we all think that was still
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Speaker 2: a weird fever dream, but that's okay. In the picture here,
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Speaker 2: it looks like glittery, gold, gorgeous, diamond things. In this,
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Speaker 2: it's actually a very small sequence, so....
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Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir.
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Speaker 2: In the picture, it's looking like something a lot different
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Speaker 2: than this.
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Speaker 1: Maybe from far away? Yeah, from far away, it looks
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Speaker 1: a bit better. But I'm gonna tell you right now,
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Speaker 1: the one she was wearing was probably like a $ 20, 000 dress,
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Speaker 1: where this was $ 149. So, I like the high neck
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Speaker 1: on it. I like the train. Let's see how it looks.
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Speaker 1: I just feel fancy in this one. I just love sequins.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god! I look like a roll of aluminum foil.
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Speaker 1: A roll of aluminum.
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Speaker 2: Man, if I went outside right now, it isn't even
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Speaker 2: a cloud in the sky, but I can tell you
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Speaker 2: right now the lightning would.
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Speaker 1: Smite a bitch. This isn't good. This isn't good.
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Speaker 2: I had different intentions for this video. Now I just
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Speaker 2: feel like a roll of Alcan foil that's been left.
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Speaker 1: Out in the sun. I feel hot and I feel angry.
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Speaker 1: I think this is actually like a really beautiful dress.
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Speaker 1: I think on the right person. This would be really beautiful,
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Speaker 1: especially if you style it the right way. For some reason,
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Speaker 1: they have these weird pads that are off-center and too low.
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Speaker 1: But you know what?
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Speaker 2: Grace O'Malley recently posted this thing about how hard it
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Speaker 2: is to dress shop.
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Speaker 1: When you aren't like the body status quo.
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Speaker 2: And oh my gosh, it is so true. But I
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Speaker 2: think what designers don't realize, like you go to the mall, right?
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Speaker 2: And you go dress shopping. And what size do they
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Speaker 2: never have? Like large, extra large, 1X, 2X. Because they
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Speaker 2: always like sell the fastest if something's like meant to
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Speaker 2: fit the body right and flattering. So this definitely isn't
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Speaker 2: me trying on a dress that would flatter my body type.
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Speaker 2: The big poofy one is, or you know, a nice
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Speaker 2: empire waistline.
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Speaker 1: I love that. The Bridgerton dress is gorgeous. Care to
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Speaker 1: hate on myself. And that is the truth. We're all
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Speaker 1: different sizes and shapes.
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Speaker 2: And I think the one thing that I've learned from
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Speaker 2: trying on all of these dresses is that in the media,
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Speaker 2: I think a lot of it is smoke and mirrors, babe.
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Speaker 2: Because even people that are different sizes have, you know,
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Speaker 2: bits and pieces. So if you watch this and maybe
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Speaker 2: you felt the same way that I did, know that
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Speaker 2: I feel the same way that you have too. So,
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Speaker 2: don't forget, when you see the social media, a lot
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Speaker 2: of it isn't real. A lot of us are facetuning.
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Speaker 2: I am an absolute person who does that. But that's okay,
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Speaker 2: because it still kind of looks like me at the
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Speaker 2: end of the day. Guys, which dress was your favorite?
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Speaker 2: What should I do with all these dresses? I don't
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Speaker 2: know if it would work. Donate it to somebody for prom.
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Speaker 2: Maybe you want one of these really hard. Let me
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Speaker 2: know in the comments.
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Speaker 3: Giveaway!
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Speaker 1: Giveaway! I hope you guys are having a really good day.
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Speaker 1: Don't forget to subscribe if you haven't, Boo Crew. And
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Speaker 1: until next time, I'm getting in my pool because I'm sweaty.
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Speaker 3: Bye.
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Speaker 1: They don't want to see this bits. Yeah, they're your bits.
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Speaker 1: You married me.
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Speaker 3: They're not mine, but I appreciate that.
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Speaker 1: They're kind of your bits. Okay.
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Speaker 2: Right?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean... I don't want to get too ownership-y
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Speaker 3: about it, but yeah.
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Speaker 1: My bits are your bits. Well, then your bits are
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Speaker 1: my bits.
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Speaker 3: I like bits and bytes.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Let me get my shit stool. I'm such a
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Speaker 1: fancy girl.
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Speaker 3: The Squatty Potty label matches the dress.
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Speaker 1: Does it? Man, I planned, I planned.