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- 0:00SPEAKER_01: Have you ever heard of a coma song?
- 0:02SPEAKER_02: No, what's that?
- 0:03SPEAKER_01: A coma song is Let's Pretend You Are in a Coma.
- 0:06SPEAKER_01: Oh, let's pretend.
- 0:07SPEAKER_01: You were biking down Grand Central.
- 0:09SPEAKER_02: Oh god, you gotta create a scenario.
- 0:11SPEAKER_01: Of course I do.
- 0:12SPEAKER_01: You were biking down Grand Central, and unfortunately, I accidentally hit you on your bike.
- 0:16SPEAKER_02: Well that would track because you had no idea what speed you were doing.
- 0:19SPEAKER_02: That's right.
- 0:19SPEAKER_02: So when the cop showed up and goes, Hey, um, just so we know we can tell the doctors how fast you think we were going.
- 0:25SPEAKER_02: I know 30.
- 0:27SPEAKER_02: And it turns out that they track your car at like 72.
- 0:30SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, because they have that speed thing on Grand Central.
- 0:32SPEAKER_01: I'm screwed.
- 0:33SPEAKER_01: So the coma song is Scott's in a coma, right?
- 0:36SPEAKER_01: And you hear this song, and it's the song that will take you right out of your coma.
- 0:40SPEAKER_01: Oh, it'll pull you out?
- 0:41SPEAKER_01: It will pull you right out of your coma.
- 0:43SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 0:44SPEAKER_01: I have my coma song.
- 0:45SPEAKER_01: You do.
- 0:45SPEAKER_02: This is now should I ever find you in a coma.
- 0:48SPEAKER_01: Play this song, and I will immediately wake up.
- 0:51SPEAKER_01: I've loved this song since the first time I heard it.
- 0:53SPEAKER_01: I think in 2012, it's this song.
- 0:56SPEAKER_00: Cassandra! It's not a terrible song.
- 1:01SPEAKER_02: It's a great song.
- 1:02SPEAKER_02: Let's see here.
- 1:03SPEAKER_02: I see your eyes fluttering.
- 1:06SPEAKER_00: Wait, is that fun?
- 1:08SPEAKER_00: Some that's always things.
- 1:09SPEAKER_00: Okay, look at this.
- 1:10SPEAKER_02: Wait, her hand moved, everyone.
- 1:12SPEAKER_02: Gather around! Wait, can we get to the chorus?
- 1:16SPEAKER_02: Yes, please.
- 1:16SPEAKER_02: Because it's way better.
- 1:17SPEAKER_02: Because that is the best part to that.
- 1:18SPEAKER_02: Alright.
- 1:19SPEAKER_00: Why don't we break the rules already?
- 1:22SPEAKER_00: And all of a sudden I'm up out of bed.
- 1:23SPEAKER_00: Her head's shaking.
- 1:24SPEAKER_02: Look at her.
- 1:25SPEAKER_02: She's up.
- 1:26unknown: Stay back for the black kid.
- 1:28SPEAKER_01: That's a good choice.
- 1:29SPEAKER_01: I think it's like the drum beat that's like Jack.
- 1:32SPEAKER_02: I like that.
- 1:33SPEAKER_01: What's your coma song?
- 1:34SPEAKER_02: Oh, I got one.
- 1:35SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 1:35SPEAKER_02: Alright, so mine, and and again, because you'd have to be by my bedside since you took me out on my bicycle on Grand Central.
- 1:43SPEAKER_01: Okay, I was gonna say, how did I die?
- 1:45SPEAKER_02: How did you die?
- 1:45SPEAKER_02: Well you didn't die.
- 1:46SPEAKER_02: You just were in a coma.
- 1:48SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:48SPEAKER_02: Uh, let me think here.
- 1:49SPEAKER_01: Uh because I know that I just hate you on Grand Central.
- 1:52SPEAKER_02: I know, yeah.
- 1:53SPEAKER_02: You really we didn't really paint a picture for how you got into a coma.
- 1:56SPEAKER_02: Right?
- 1:57SPEAKER_02: Um think about it, come back to it.
- 2:00SPEAKER_01: Okay, what's your name?
- 2:01SPEAKER_02: You were worried that Junior was going to fall down the stairs in your backyard because those are some steep stairs down into the grass.
- 2:09SPEAKER_02: You lose your footing, next thing you know, you're in a tumble roll and laid out like Christ at the bottom of your stairs.
- 2:16SPEAKER_02: That's how you got into the coma.
- 2:18SPEAKER_01: Practically broke my spine in half.
- 2:19SPEAKER_02: Absolutely, but that's not here, that's here nor there.
- 2:22SPEAKER_02: We gotta wake you out of the coma.
- 2:23SPEAKER_01: Okay, I just hit you on a bicycle in Grand Central.
- 2:25SPEAKER_01: You're in a coma.
- 2:28SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is fun.
- 2:29SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, now wait, this is lapping my coma song, but here we go.
- 2:32SPEAKER_02: The eyes are fluttering.
- 2:34SPEAKER_00: Hey, you are a loud one.
- 2:37SPEAKER_02: So you played kickball with the kids last night and broke your leg.
- 2:42SPEAKER_02: Oh, come on! But I'm starting to jitter in the I'm waking up!
- 2:49SPEAKER_00: I don't want to jump!
- 2:50SPEAKER_02: And then all of a sudden I opened my eyes.
- 2:52SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah, man.
- 2:55SPEAKER_01: You were the last person I saw before I went into the coma.
- 2:59SPEAKER_01: Yes, God, I was over you just to make sure you were okay.
- 3:01SPEAKER_01: And now I'm alive again!
- 3:18SPEAKER_00: God, tell me you're not back, gotta be the man on the city.
- 3:21SPEAKER_00: I'm alive! You still forgot to stay with the chill.
- 3:25SPEAKER_00: Everybody around dancing.
- 3:26SPEAKER_02: The whole coma ward just woke up with my song.
- 3:28SPEAKER_01: I'm dancing in the hospital.
- 3:30SPEAKER_01: Okay, what's your guy's coma song?
- 3:32SPEAKER_01: You're in a coma, you hear the song, you are now all of a sudden revived.
- 3:36SPEAKER_01: You're back! Oh yeah! Message us.
- 3:41SPEAKER_01: All you have to do is download our app, WinPound6, Twin Tears Magic, My Radio Jams.
- 3:45SPEAKER_01: And you can either speak it or type it out, either one.
- 3:49SPEAKER_02: This is fun.
- 3:50SPEAKER_01: I know, I love a coma song.
- 3:51SPEAKER_02: I love a good coma song.
- 3:54SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna read you a couple next because we're gonna we're gonna wake wake this place up.
- 3:57SPEAKER_01: I think.
- 3:57SPEAKER_02: Wake it up, baby.
- 3:58SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
- 4:00SPEAKER_01: Oh look, my bedpan filled up.
- 4:02SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 4:12unknown: No doubt, by the end of the night.
- 4:14SPEAKER_00: Got the gold coming off till I make that move.
- 4:16SPEAKER_00: Somehow, some way, gotta raise the food.
- 4:19SPEAKER_00: All black days when it's not come through.
- 4:21SPEAKER_00: Don't like everything gold.
- 4:25SPEAKER_02: After all this, I might need a nap.