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FULL SHOW: LIVE From The Caboose · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodache Big Show with Toledos all the good stuff,
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Speaker 1: no nasties.
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Speaker 2: Try it today, Hkacky Big.
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Speaker 3: Show with Jason Holch like the look and keasy what
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Speaker 3: an intro? How you doing your old mate Andrew here,
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Speaker 3: I'm doing the hut Aky Big Show because of course
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Speaker 3: Jason Hoyt, Mike Kesey. They've just done the trans Alphine
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Speaker 3: train from chichip to the beautiful Hokitika for tomorrow's Hookitickers
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Speaker 3: Wild Foods Festival. Now you can still get your tickets
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Speaker 3: the Wild Foods ha haang on We're at the ticket
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Speaker 3: Wildfoods dot co dot m Z. There we are, thank
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Speaker 3: you very much. Now on the show this afternoon, it
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Speaker 3: is trained themed to getting up, Get on board. We're
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Speaker 3: going to be playing back the best bits from the
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Speaker 3: Big Show's train adventure. Of course, there was that massive
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Speaker 3: walnut party just last night at the Richmond Club Critic
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Speaker 3: Bar in christ Church. I don't know whether they've recovered
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Speaker 3: from that. It looked wild. So train themed for the
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Speaker 3: Daku Big Show this afternoon with your old Palanjie pup
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Speaker 3: your choice says, hey, hey it's Friday. Got some black
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Speaker 3: keyspere shortly and of course, thanks to our sponsors Toledo's Electrolytes.
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Speaker 3: Because we're adults and hydrating a sexy Hodarky.
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Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy.
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Speaker 3: Garbage on Hodaki's stupid gettle. That's, of course the drum loop,
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Speaker 3: taken infamously from the Clash's train in Vain, which, funnily enough,
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Speaker 3: I'm just about to plane second because the Big Show
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Speaker 3: today is trained themed. Jason Hoyt caught me up and said,
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Speaker 3: and do you want to do the Big Show on Friday?
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Speaker 3: I said, you're going to be there? He said no,
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Speaker 3: So I said, great love to. They are currently well,
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Speaker 3: they have just done the Trans Alpine crossing from christ
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Speaker 3: Church to hook a ticket. The Wild Food Best Ball
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Speaker 3: is going down tomorrow. They're going to be there and
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Speaker 3: so we're playing back. That's from the train.
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Speaker 4: On board the Trans Alpine.
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Speaker 5: We're on the tracks and off the rails with Jase,
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Speaker 5: Mike and Keizy.
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Speaker 4: Hurracky.
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Speaker 6: You made the founders from the Big Show here on
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Speaker 6: the trains Alpine Express and absolutely loving every second of it,
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Speaker 6: aren't we Fellers?
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Speaker 2: Sure Ja? So we just arrived at Arthur's Past station.
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Speaker 7: So we are a third of the way there, I think, yes,
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Speaker 7: And it's they're just attaching an extra train to help
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Speaker 7: us get down the hills.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 8: It's called the Old Master, is it it is? Yeah,
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Speaker 8: an extra engine. Key's in on an extra train.
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Speaker 4: Extra carriage. Why would you have two trains back to back.
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Speaker 2: The thing about that is it makes no sense.
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Speaker 7: Sometimes sometimes there are two trains back to back. If
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Speaker 7: it's like an extra heavy load.
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Speaker 4: Wow, okay.
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Speaker 8: Regardless, the journey so far has been absolutely bloody beautiful.
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Speaker 2: It is lovely, isn't it.
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Speaker 7: And it's a lot of sort of mum and part
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Speaker 7: passengers who are down here, A lot of people wearing
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Speaker 7: their licraft for they've gone on like an e bike
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Speaker 7: tour of the South Island, will guess the Transalpine.
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Speaker 8: And one guy is wearing one of the great wigs.
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Speaker 4: That is sensational whammy.
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Speaker 8: He's got the long here. It's a sort of a
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Speaker 8: an Auban tanny sort of a color, isn't it, a
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Speaker 8: light brown that's sort of down to the collar. And
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Speaker 8: then on top of that is quite clearly a cheap
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Speaker 8: wig black and color plopped right on top like a
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Speaker 8: dead cat.
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Speaker 6: But he also He also has a patch that's sort
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Speaker 6: of yellowy white. Yeah, like you'd get if you were
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Speaker 6: a heavy smoke or you know, the s used to
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Speaker 6: get on your fingers from you know, your darries.
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Speaker 4: He's certainly quite the character. But I'll tell you what.
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Speaker 4: It has been absolutely majestic.
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Speaker 6: And there's something, isn't there, fellows about the slow rocking.
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Speaker 4: Of a train that just soothes the soul.
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Speaker 2: You know.
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Speaker 8: One of the great regrets for me is that I'm
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Speaker 8: not on the Hammer, because this is Hammer time, the
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Speaker 8: train the trans Alpine. Absolutely, it really is. We've got
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Speaker 8: a great bar here, it's beautiful. It's a very comfortable
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Speaker 8: sort of a ride. But the idea of having a
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Speaker 8: five hour session on the Hammer, oh my god, opportunityly
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Speaker 8: mess your fellows.
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Speaker 2: You should be honest, responsibly of course.
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Speaker 7: Arriving in Graymouth, I'm just a reminder we are on
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Speaker 7: the Trans Alpine Express.
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Speaker 2: We're heading over to the hook.
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Speaker 7: Tek of Wild Foods Festival will be there tomorrow and
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Speaker 7: if you stick around and stay tuned on Hodarky you'll
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Speaker 7: hear a few more updates of our journey across the
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Speaker 7: Old Alpine.
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Speaker 2: There a fellers, ye mate.
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Speaker 3: More from the train coming up shortly if you want
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Speaker 3: to get yourself tickets to the Wild Foods Festival Wildfoods
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Speaker 3: dot co dot indid. Here is that tune with the
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Speaker 3: most excellent drum loop. It's the Clashes train and vain
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Speaker 3: Hadarky Afternoon.
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Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kzy
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Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
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Speaker 3: Hodak Angie here on Hurdarky filling in for the Hurdarchy
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Speaker 3: Big Show. Geez, we need something to brighten us up
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Speaker 3: after that tune because it's Friday stained on Hodaki. That
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Speaker 3: was outside. Now here's something that Jay's, Nike and Kezy
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Speaker 3: prepared earlier today from the trans Alpine Train.
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Speaker 9: The Radio Hora Big Cheryl en route to the Hawker
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Speaker 9: Tickle my Old Foods Festival.
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Speaker 6: H Lucky Yeah, welcome back your massive backbones. Well, the fellas,
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Speaker 6: as you know, are on the Transalpine Express. We've just
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Speaker 6: had a little stop, haven't we, fellows at Arthur's Pass
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Speaker 6: and I finally got the chance to have a quick fake.
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Speaker 6: I've been hanging out for that since about all nine
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Speaker 6: o'clock last night with my charge right.
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Speaker 2: Now, been in an absolute hoot. So you haven't enjoyed
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Speaker 2: any of the journeys so far.
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Speaker 6: Oh look, I've loved the journey, you know, and I've
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Speaker 6: been slightly upset at you guys being on your phones
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Speaker 6: the whole time taking henous photos of Poorty Jay's shoes
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Speaker 6: and face, while I've been enjoying the absolute majesty of
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Speaker 6: the landscape around me.
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Speaker 2: Well, the early we've been learning a lot on this trip, too,
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Speaker 2: and the early explorers of this area didn't seem to
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Speaker 2: be enjoying it a lot. The names, That's right.
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Speaker 8: We did a little trip there, didn't we In the
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Speaker 8: early on Just as we got through the Banks Peninsula,
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Speaker 8: there's a place called Mount Horrible, and not too far
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Speaker 8: away from that was Mount Disappointment, named by early settlers
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Speaker 8: traveling by a horse or on foot. And the train's
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Speaker 8: very slow, exhausting, of course, and often dangerous, so they
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Speaker 8: gave them these names horrible and disappointing.
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Speaker 6: What would disappointment? I don't know about you guys. You know,
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Speaker 6: they probably traveled for like twenty days. I've been probably
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Speaker 6: six or seven people have died on the Arduous and
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Speaker 6: they've been told all about this place. And I'm just
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Speaker 6: imagining an old fellow and his trill be hatstanding there
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Speaker 6: going once they arrived. Oh well, this is a disappointment,
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Speaker 6: you know what I mean? You know what I mean,
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Speaker 6: what a disappointment this is?
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Speaker 2: Yes, yes it is.
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Speaker 8: And you can't imagine really heaving to journey through this land,
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Speaker 8: either on foot or on horseback, would be a bit
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Speaker 8: of a wound.
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Speaker 2: Is tough, Yeah, because the roads wouldn't be there, would
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Speaker 2: they make you? There's no roads.
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Speaker 8: That's a about these places when they were discovered, and
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Speaker 8: even in pre moldy days.
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Speaker 2: There were no roads.
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Speaker 8: That'd be difficult man Mount difficulty, Mount difficult.
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Speaker 2: That's another place altogether that's very confusing.
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Speaker 7: But we've still had another three or four hours of
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Speaker 7: the train journey left, which I'm excited about. And after
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Speaker 7: a pretty year interesting live show last night, Yes, Critic
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Speaker 7: Bar at the Richmond Club.
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Speaker 2: There it's nice just to relax, it is.
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Speaker 4: Well, there's something very soothing about being on a train.
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Speaker 6: It just rocks you gently, doesn't it feels, especially when
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Speaker 6: you're surrounded by such spectacular scenery.
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Speaker 4: If you've never done it, you simply mass well, you
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Speaker 4: simply must if.
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Speaker 7: You do want to do it. By the way, great
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Speaker 7: journeys in z dot com. If you want to experience
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Speaker 7: New Zealand's most breathtaking train.
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Speaker 2: Journey, it will take your breath away really well.
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Speaker 4: Tell you what, had a very nice ham and cheese
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Speaker 4: croissant as well, so did.
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Speaker 2: I was yummy, it was very good. He took like
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Speaker 2: an hour to eat his. I had a big breakfast.
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Speaker 2: We'll see you soon, New Zealand.
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Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 3: Tune in on radio host tune here Friday audio slave
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Speaker 3: on Hoarky Original Fire Kyoto, your old pale Angie here
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Speaker 3: back in the hot seat, filling in for Hodaki the
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Speaker 3: hidraky Big Show Jase, Mike and Kezy. Currently as far
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Speaker 3: as I can tell, a few pints deep at montethe
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Speaker 3: because they're in hook a ticket the Wild Foods Fest
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Speaker 3: gone down tomorrow. You can still get your tickets Wildfood
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Speaker 3: Festival dot co, dot m z. They did earlier catch
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Speaker 3: the Trans Alpine train. They just in this bit here
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Speaker 3: pulled out of Arthur's Pass.
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Speaker 5: On board the Trans Alpine to the Hooker Tick our
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Speaker 5: Food Festival.
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Speaker 2: It's Jase, Mike and Kezy Radio.
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Speaker 4: Big Show.
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Speaker 6: Hurucky you welcome backy messve Backbones now we're leaving the
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Speaker 6: Arthurs Pass now. Great to see a lot of people
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Speaker 6: getting their tramping gear on fellows and getting off the
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Speaker 6: train here heading into the mountains out while it pisses
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Speaker 6: down with range.
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Speaker 2: Bloody beautiful, isn't it.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, the weather's really turned as we've gotten up to
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Speaker 8: US's Path. It used to be called, yes, Ars's Path,
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Speaker 8: it used to be called Ours's Path, and they've renamed
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Speaker 8: it to Arthur's Pass. Really because it's a very heavily
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Speaker 8: religious area back in the eighteen forties eighteen fifties that
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Speaker 8: led to the change from Ars's Path to Arthur's Path.
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Speaker 2: Why would they call it Ars's Path? Is it for
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Speaker 2: the reason I'm thinking?
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Speaker 4: Right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 8: Real well, if you see it, if you see it
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Speaker 8: from further back keys over my right shoulder, and if
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Speaker 8: you're looking down the valley, it has a striking resemblance
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Speaker 8: to an ass. It does so if a man was
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Speaker 8: lying all woman was lying face down us in the.
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Speaker 2: Air, preferably a man for this yarn, for this yarn.
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Speaker 8: Then in between the two mountain ranges looks like Ars's Path. Right, Well,
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Speaker 8: we've got to go straight down the gats.
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Speaker 7: It's interesting too, because We are just entering right now,
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Speaker 7: the longest train tunnel in the South Island.
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Speaker 6: It's spooky, is it. You should blow your whistle, your
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Speaker 6: train whistle.
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Speaker 7: Oh my god, I forgot my train whistle. It's down
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Speaker 7: by my other seat there.
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Speaker 4: Oh no.
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Speaker 7: But if we're entering a tunnel that is the longest
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Speaker 7: in the South Islands's path, what is this?
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Speaker 2: Where? Where are we now?
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Speaker 8: I don't know that it's something or other column. It
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Speaker 8: might be Arthur's column.
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Speaker 2: Yes, right, okay, we're deep.
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Speaker 4: We're going deep into the column right now.
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Speaker 6: If you can imagine the two mountain sides on either side.
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Speaker 4: Now, we're going deep into the column. It's very too.
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Speaker 4: It's kind of spooky.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 4: It's the unknown, isn't it.
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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm allowed to be here.
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Speaker 8: It's very warm. It feels like home. Yeah, real familiarity somehow.
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Speaker 4: And I tell you what. It's very tight as well.
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Speaker 2: There are it's not much room on either side.
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Speaker 4: No room on either side.
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Speaker 2: The wall is really precedent.
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Speaker 4: It's really closing in.
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Speaker 2: It feels like we shouldn't be really running a train
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Speaker 2: through here. We'll be back with more updates after.
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Speaker 3: This absolute degenerates you can check out the action on
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Speaker 3: the Hidaky Socials at Radio Hurarky zed or at the
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Speaker 3: Hadaky Big Show. Onto another train themes tune. One of
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Speaker 3: my all time favorites for Ocean colorisene It's the Day
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Speaker 3: we caught the Train on Hodaki.
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Speaker 4: Solid last Start Smatch Hot.
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Speaker 3: Heading the stage at four pm next weekend as part
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Speaker 3: of Madica Fuels Symphony. It's the Exponents. Yeah, they're doing
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Speaker 3: it all over again. It's Wider's Love on Hadaky with
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Speaker 3: Angie filling in for the Hidarky Big Show. Currently Gallivanting
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Speaker 3: and hook Ticker pre the Wild Foods Festival. Now, of course,
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Speaker 3: I'm presuming the Exponents will be sung at some point
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Speaker 3: tonight during the rugby, which you can tune into right
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Speaker 3: here after the Big Show seven O five Hurricanes versus Force.
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Speaker 3: You've got the acc calling it right here on Radio
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Speaker 3: Hodaki after the break. More of the Big Show Gallavanting
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Speaker 3: on the trans Alpine from earlier today. It sounds like
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Speaker 3: it got pretty loose. It's also train themed. So if
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Speaker 3: you've got a favorite train tune, because a text three
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Speaker 3: four eight three on Hodaki.
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Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodik and.
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Speaker 3: Me tookid a Angie here, how you doing? If you're
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Speaker 3: wondering why I'm kind of taking over your wireless the
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Speaker 3: big show fellaws. They are working working the room, probably
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Speaker 3: at Monteeth's and Hooker Ticket. You can check out all
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Speaker 3: the action on their socials Radio Hdracky Big Show at
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Speaker 3: Radio hdraki in z see the fun, the frivolity and
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Speaker 3: what went down on that trans Alpine train. Though I
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Speaker 3: do have bits of that train ride coming up. You
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Speaker 3: have the recorded it for our listening pleasure Lucky US
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Speaker 3: train themed big show. So I've got any got any
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Speaker 3: train themed tunes you want to hear. I've done Ocean
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Speaker 3: colour scene that was choice, do the clashes trained in Vain.
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Speaker 3: I got one for the Prince of Darkness coming up.
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Speaker 3: So but three four eight three, get in touch. Big
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Speaker 3: cheers to Deldo's teladers keeping us highdrated with those electrolytes Sea.
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Speaker 3: We're all grown ups here. Here's news uprising. Primal screenpr
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Speaker 3: next on Hodarchy, Primal Screen Rocks on Hadarchy with Angie.
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Speaker 3: Plenty of sports to get your rocks offt to over
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Speaker 3: the weekend. Of course seven pm right here in Hodarky
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Speaker 3: you've got the ACC calling the Super Rugby and then
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Speaker 3: of course on Sunday with the cricket the first of
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Speaker 3: the South African t twenties, you've got seven pm Leehrt,
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Speaker 3: Jeremy Wells and g Lane calling the cricket that ACC coverage.
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Speaker 3: All cheers to Razine in Midland Breck. Now very soon
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Speaker 3: more of what went down on the Trend's Alpine Train
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Speaker 3: with the Darky Beak Show fellas right after this genius
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Speaker 3: train themes tune from the Prince of Darkness.
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Speaker 1: For Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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Speaker 3: Kesey the man posthumously honored with the Lifetime Achievement awarded
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Speaker 3: the brital Ward was just recently. Ozzy Osborne Crazy Train
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Speaker 3: on Hodarky. Of course trained themes today for the hot
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Speaker 3: Aku Big Show. Being that the Big Show fellas did
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Speaker 3: the Trans Alpine Crossing earlier, they recorded bits for us.
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Speaker 3: They talked a lot about shall we say, animal's anatomy
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Speaker 3: off the rails is what I call it.
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Speaker 5: On the Ward Translpine We're on the tracks and off
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Speaker 5: the rails with.
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Speaker 2: Jase Mike and Kizy Hurcky.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for that. Angie.
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Speaker 6: We're still she's a mad bad she is mad old Angie,
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Speaker 6: We're still going through the tunnel. At the moment, we've
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Speaker 6: regathered our composure. It's for you to say that we're
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Speaker 6: a little bit thrown when we initially, but it's all now.
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Speaker 8: We've settled now. In that two song break there, we
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Speaker 8: managed to get the correct name. It's Satan's Column.
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Speaker 4: Satan's Column?
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Speaker 2: Is that what it's called? Wow? Who is naming these places?
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Speaker 2: But look it's I'm kind of used to beingrom the outside.
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Speaker 4: But very comforting inside.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I kind of I'm enjoying it now. At first
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Speaker 7: I was kind of like, what what's going on?
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Speaker 4: Now?
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Speaker 2: I kin't want to do it again?
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Speaker 7: Yeah, totally, But last night was good.
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Speaker 2: A Fellas critic critic bar the Richmond Club. There got
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Speaker 2: a win.
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Speaker 7: I did get a win in the throt an anonymous throbber.
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Speaker 7: There was a punishment, mog you had to eat a
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Speaker 7: snail from the Wild Food Festival. Hoidy j you had
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Speaker 7: to eat a large portion of bulls testicle?
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Speaker 2: How did you know? How are you feeling about there today?
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Speaker 6: Listen, Fellas, I wish I could have been more manly
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Speaker 6: about it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a disgrace, can I say that?
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Speaker 6: But can I just say in terms of the bull testicle,
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Speaker 6: it was much creamy mere than I expected, and that threw.
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Speaker 2: Me right, Okay, yeah, you have exploded.
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Speaker 4: In literally exploded in my mouth.
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Speaker 6: And but also it was a weird combination of creaminess
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Speaker 6: and sinew.
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Speaker 2: Yes you were saying it was pretty Moorish.
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Speaker 6: It was well once that, you know, once you got
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Speaker 6: used to the taste.
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Speaker 8: And you have plenty of time to get used to it,
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Speaker 8: because your tutele about nine thousand times.
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Speaker 4: I was really genuinely gagging.
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Speaker 7: But yeah, well but then, guys, can we keep this
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Speaker 7: chat on the rails?
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Speaker 4: Sorry? But I got it down eventually.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, good? Would you go back for more?
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Speaker 4: Oh? Look, now that.
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Speaker 6: I've had it, it's in a quiet taste, the old
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Speaker 6: bull testicle. But I'm very intrigued to see what they're
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Speaker 6: going to throw us at the HAWKATCKA Wild Food Festival tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: It's gonna be. Yeah, there's bull semen. You'll be playing
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Speaker 2: drinking plenty of that.
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Speaker 8: And my understanding was because of me challenge to a
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Speaker 8: boat race of bull semen bull is. Now my understanding
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Speaker 8: was that when you when you were doing these challenges,
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Speaker 8: it was a shot glass. But in fact it's a pint. Yeah,
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Speaker 8: it's a pint of ball semen, a pint. Stop saying
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Speaker 8: it's making me queasy.
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Speaker 4: I honestly thought that that was bollocks.
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Speaker 2: It is from bollocks.
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Speaker 6: But but it's true, and we have been challenged. I
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Speaker 6: just see bloody, you know, drinking a pint of balls.
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Speaker 8: No, look, it's one of those things, isn't it tricky
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Speaker 8: because I've got no desire really to neck any any
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Speaker 8: ball semen. But the competitive streak, yeah.
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Speaker 4: We'll just throw it down. There will be dribbling out
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Speaker 4: the side. It's to be horrendous.
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Speaker 8: And the other thing as well, of course, which I
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Speaker 8: didn't realize freshly prepared, prepared, the old tap. There'll be
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Speaker 8: working the handles.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Back to you, Angie.
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Speaker 3: You can catch the fellas at the World Foods Festival
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Speaker 3: tomorrow if you're in the region. Wild Foods dot Coto
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Speaker 3: in zippid tickets, Band's Lights, Head Pole, Dave Dobbyn Soda
18:15
Speaker 3: Flare playing. Here are some key relegions. It's Element Hodaki.
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Speaker 1: Afternoon, The Hidarchy Big Show, with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
18:24
Speaker 3: And Kesey Living Colors Cultive Personality on Hodaki with Angie
18:28
Speaker 3: here filling in for the Hidache Big Show. We lead
18:31
Speaker 3: them out into the wild. They've gone rogue. Though last
18:33
Speaker 3: night you would have heard doing a warm up party
18:36
Speaker 3: with Monteese at the Richmond Club Critic Bar. This morning
18:40
Speaker 3: jumped onto the Transalpine Train. They've recorded from there. You
18:43
Speaker 3: can hear it in their voices that last night was
18:45
Speaker 3: a little bit large. So without further ado, again from
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Speaker 3: the Trade.
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Speaker 9: The Radio Hold Racket Big Show en route to the
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Speaker 9: Hooker Ticko Wild Foods Festival.
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Speaker 6: Hurcky, great stuff, Angie, thanks for that mate.
19:03
Speaker 4: Now I found us.
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Speaker 6: We had a very interesting hotel experience last night. This
19:07
Speaker 6: was a great thing about being on the road to
19:08
Speaker 6: get to stay in different places. Last night, I would
19:11
Speaker 6: have to say was very unique.
19:15
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I mean I would go as far as
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Speaker 7: saying it was probably the worst accommodation we've ever been
19:19
Speaker 7: put in.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right, and we've shared accommodation before. Yeah, yeah,
19:23
Speaker 8: this is hands down the smallest. It was like something
19:25
Speaker 8: out of sort of Eastern Europe. I'd say, like a
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Speaker 8: chech near.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
19:31
Speaker 2: During a war.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, very small, very small, and it was like
19:36
Speaker 7: a safe saving. Space saving was obviously pretty high on
19:39
Speaker 7: the priority list.
19:40
Speaker 4: That was.
19:41
Speaker 2: And I sent a photo to my wife of me
19:43
Speaker 2: lying in bed and my arms stretched out and I
19:45
Speaker 2: could almost touch the toilet door. Yes, And it was
19:49
Speaker 2: a very interesting toilet shower set up too, because it
19:51
Speaker 2: was like this rounded little cubicle. Half of it was
19:54
Speaker 2: the toilet. It was like if you pitch a third
19:57
Speaker 2: of a wheel of cheese. Half of that the toilet,
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Speaker 2: the other half of shower. Very very no cheese in it,
20:03
Speaker 2: but not without cheese, well there was for a bit there.
20:05
Speaker 8: If you picture a circle similarly, it's not a wheel
20:08
Speaker 8: of cheese, but works the same way.
20:10
Speaker 2: I had a different room I had. Mine was very
20:11
Speaker 2: much like a wheel of cheese.
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Speaker 6: What I really appreciated Fellers was the massive mirror that
20:16
Speaker 6: was parallel to the bed. It was excellent, which I
20:18
Speaker 6: think was trying to create the illusion of space.
20:21
Speaker 8: That's right. It's one of the one of the tricks
20:23
Speaker 8: of interior designers. You add a mirror and it does
20:26
Speaker 8: provide that illusion. It was odd as I was lying
20:28
Speaker 8: in bed nude and I looked over to my right,
20:31
Speaker 8: and I was shocked to see another man next to
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Speaker 8: me nude as well. Yes, And next to us was
20:38
Speaker 8: two guys in the mirror nude.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Wait what.
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Speaker 6: One of the things one of the things that we
20:47
Speaker 6: discovered too was I I.
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Speaker 2: Don't worry it was.
20:54
Speaker 4: What's that Jason I mentioned in the show yesterday.
20:56
Speaker 6: You know that I don't like to do steamers on planes,
20:58
Speaker 6: and so I'd saved up for the hotel room, thinking
21:02
Speaker 6: I'll be in the privacy of my own room there,
21:05
Speaker 6: which I you know, Julie did. And as we were saying,
21:08
Speaker 6: the toilet was literally about two feet away from the
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Speaker 6: head of the bed. But then when I was trying
21:13
Speaker 6: to flush said toilet, she wouldn't go down, she wouldn't bad.
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Speaker 8: And I'd had a similar problem in my room. Jason,
21:18
Speaker 8: I discovered that the flush was coin operated. You had
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Speaker 8: to insert a twenty cent piece in order to be
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Speaker 8: able to flush, and they were making money anyway they could.
21:29
Speaker 7: We just got a little message here, tell you what,
21:31
Speaker 7: Why don't we throw back to Angie the man.
21:33
Speaker 8: We'll come back to this because this message could go
21:35
Speaker 8: for up to an hour.
21:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, cheers, Thanks fellas, We'll take a break right here,
21:39
Speaker 3: which will give you time actually to go lace up
21:41
Speaker 3: your docks to have a mosh to the next tune
21:43
Speaker 3: that's coming up after the break. It's a real just
21:45
Speaker 3: finished work. On a Friday, you tune so hod onto
21:48
Speaker 3: your hats The.
21:50
Speaker 1: Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
21:53
Speaker 3: In on Radio Monkeys on Hodarchy. Do I want to know?
21:58
Speaker 3: You know ninety nine percent of the time, trust me,
22:00
Speaker 3: you don't. In fact, I don't know if I want
22:02
Speaker 3: to know what the Big Show have prepared for us next.
22:06
Speaker 3: They spent five hours on the Beautiful trends Alpine train crossing,
22:11
Speaker 3: but I think they started to go a little still cry.
22:15
Speaker 2: On board the Trendsalpine.
22:17
Speaker 4: So the Hooker Dig Your Food Festival, it's.
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Speaker 9: Jase, Mike and Kizzy the Radio Racke Big, Shelly Lucky.
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Speaker 6: That's great stuff. Well that's Friday.
22:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what she's like.
22:33
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know totally she's on. I mean, why wouldn't you.
22:37
Speaker 2: On the firewater.
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Speaker 6: So we were discussing the hotel room last night. Where
22:40
Speaker 6: was a coin operated Danny? Yeah, basically twenty I mean,
22:43
Speaker 6: who care? It was twenty cents to do the flush
22:46
Speaker 6: because I was vigorously trying to flash it, but it
22:48
Speaker 6: wouldn't Bud, Yes, I mean, who carries a twenty cent
22:51
Speaker 6: piece these days?
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Speaker 2: Well nobody.
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Speaker 8: That's why the reception I said, they're open all night
22:55
Speaker 8: and you can go down and get your twenty cent pieces.
22:58
Speaker 8: But yeah, I mean for the sake of twenty cents.
23:01
Speaker 8: I mean, I guess it all adds up, you know,
23:03
Speaker 8: you think to yourself or twenty See, it's how many
23:05
Speaker 8: steamers am I going to go for in twenty four hours?
23:07
Speaker 2: Maybe four or five? Normal?
23:09
Speaker 4: They've got a if your mowgi six or cent not normal?
23:13
Speaker 8: Now, okay, they're getting a dollar out of you. And
23:15
Speaker 8: if there's one hundred rooms there, that's one hundred dollars
23:17
Speaker 8: a day, seven hundred dollars a week. Is it really
23:20
Speaker 8: worth it at that point? I'm not sure your way
23:22
Speaker 8: of carrying it, Jason, because you're embarrassing. You didn't want
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Speaker 8: the maid to see that you had left your fecal
23:28
Speaker 8: metal there in the toilet and you hadn't spotted the
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Speaker 8: coin operated system. Was you scooped out your number two
23:35
Speaker 8: and your stuffed it into your kettle?
23:38
Speaker 6: You tell us a little bit about that yeah, and
23:41
Speaker 6: this is actually quite embarrassing feeling. So I stuffed it
23:44
Speaker 6: into the kettle and completely forgot about it. And then,
23:48
Speaker 6: of course I'll wake up this morning at bloody five o'clock.
23:51
Speaker 6: Oh god, I'll pound a coffee inside myself, so, you know,
23:55
Speaker 6: fill the kettle up, turned the basket on and boil
23:58
Speaker 6: the living crap out.
23:59
Speaker 4: Of my Yeah.
24:00
Speaker 2: Right, did you have a coffee?
24:02
Speaker 4: I did, but the kona and it was.
24:08
Speaker 2: So glad we came back and finished that.
24:10
Speaker 7: Yarn off the Angie back to you in the studio,
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Speaker 7: lay off the beers.
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Speaker 3: I just I just don't have it. I've got nothing
24:22
Speaker 3: to I've got nothing. I got nothing more train theme tunes.
24:26
Speaker 3: That's what I got. Sol Asylum right here, Runaway Train
24:31
Speaker 3: on Hurdaki with Angie. You got a.
24:33
Speaker 1: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
24:38
Speaker 3: I don't know if you remember back in nineteen ninety
24:41
Speaker 3: three when that song came out, Sol Asylum Runaway Train
24:43
Speaker 3: on Hodaki. Their music video featured a whole lot of
24:46
Speaker 3: missing children like on the back of milk cuttons, names
24:49
Speaker 3: and faces. There are about thirty kids that they showed
24:53
Speaker 3: they found twenty one of them returned safely to their family.
24:58
Speaker 3: So I reckon man I Solosylum just known for that
25:00
Speaker 3: one song, that one song, oh that changed lives on
25:03
Speaker 3: your fellas. Now speaking of changing lives. The hohot Ichy
25:08
Speaker 3: Big Show, well, they did the trans Alpine Crossing earlier.
25:11
Speaker 3: Today they've gone rogue the wild in the South Island.
25:16
Speaker 3: Let's just say I will be playing back more of
25:18
Speaker 3: the recording from the train, but a caveat that. We're
25:22
Speaker 3: getting more and more unhinged as that recording went on,
25:24
Speaker 3: so I genuinely don't know what we're going to be
25:26
Speaker 3: hearing after six o'clock. Brace yourselves also got Navana in
25:29
Speaker 3: there too, an oasis the whole.
25:32
Speaker 1: Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in
25:36
Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio.
25:37
Speaker 3: Hold Ike and Angelina, how you doing. I've been kind
25:41
Speaker 3: of manning the desk. Well, the Hierockey Big Show, they've
25:43
Speaker 3: been released into the wild. They've gone rogue currently in
25:45
Speaker 3: Hooker Ticket did the trans Alpine Crossing earlier, which they
25:48
Speaker 3: recorded from. I actually feel sorry for the other passengers
25:52
Speaker 3: on the train, so got more unhinged as it went on.
25:56
Speaker 3: More of those recordings from the train. Will we played
25:59
Speaker 3: back real soon for you In the meantime, If you
26:01
Speaker 3: want to get amongst and meet them at the Wild
26:03
Speaker 3: Foods Festival where they're going to be tomorrow, jump on board,
26:06
Speaker 3: get yourself ticket Wildfoods dot Co, dot n Z. And
26:09
Speaker 3: a big thanks to these sponsors of the Big Show,
26:12
Speaker 3: Toledo's Electrolytes. I think the Big Show after their live
26:16
Speaker 3: recording last night, probably need them. Thanks your life changing
26:20
Speaker 3: I swear now on the way through Relson, we've got
26:24
Speaker 3: some Chili's. We're gonna go Awasis alongside more change hat
26:29
Speaker 3: right here, we're going to Varna's in Bloom.
26:31
Speaker 1: Hodiki the Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
26:35
Speaker 1: tune in on.
26:38
Speaker 3: Radioiki, Oasis and Hodaki Champagne, soup and over. Mel Gallagher
26:41
Speaker 3: at the times that the lyrics were just nonsense. He
26:45
Speaker 3: had no idea what he was talking about, so that
26:47
Speaker 3: kind of makes it the perfect soundtrack to this next bit.
26:50
Speaker 3: When The Big Show earlier recorded on the Trends Alpine
26:54
Speaker 3: crossing small caveat they were getting unhinged. So good luck to.
26:58
Speaker 5: Us all on board the trans Alpine. We're on the
27:03
Speaker 5: tracks and off the rails with cheese make and Kizy.
27:09
Speaker 4: Lucky.
27:10
Speaker 6: Yeah, great stuff and Gie, thanks for that, appreciate it.
27:13
Speaker 6: We should also point out not only are we on
27:15
Speaker 6: the trans Alpine train, we're actually broadcasting in the middle
27:20
Speaker 6: of the sort of cafe cart trails where people can
27:24
Speaker 6: get your toasted sandwiches, your croissants, your coffees.
27:28
Speaker 2: Yeah.
27:29
Speaker 7: I've partaken in a crossant with ham and cheese, very
27:31
Speaker 7: nice coffee as.
27:32
Speaker 8: I had a big breakfast there. It was two sausages
27:36
Speaker 8: the size of my forearms. Yes, they were massive, a
27:40
Speaker 8: quarter of a mushroom and one true tomato.
27:42
Speaker 2: It was delicious.
27:43
Speaker 6: Now, fellas, I understand the Wars are playing on our
27:47
Speaker 6: playing tonight because you've been banging on about it all afternoon.
27:50
Speaker 4: What's the plan for tonight?
27:52
Speaker 2: The Wars are playing eight pm tonight against the Raiders.
27:55
Speaker 2: It's also it's at Mount Smart Stadium up in Auckland there,
27:58
Speaker 2: so we'll be finding a local up. I'm thinking Stumpers Bar,
28:01
Speaker 2: which we did a live show from last year.
28:04
Speaker 7: He's going to be packed at the Gunns. I'm pecking hopefully.
28:07
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure it's the West Coast too. They're big
28:08
Speaker 7: on rugby league. They'll love a bit of buck Bellogue.
28:11
Speaker 7: It'll be the legal Beyond, not the Rugby Union. So
28:14
Speaker 7: I'm thinking Stumpers Bar. If you're in the area, come
28:16
Speaker 7: on down. Although by the time you've heard this and
28:20
Speaker 7: then make your way there, it might not be worth it.
28:22
Speaker 8: But I've got a good feeling about tonight's game. Moggie, Yeah, yeah,
28:25
Speaker 8: I do too. I'm excited about it. I like beating
28:28
Speaker 8: up the Raiders. There's something about them I don't like.
28:30
Speaker 8: I don't know what it lives, although I do like
28:32
Speaker 8: Sticky Sticky Wreck. I'm a big fan because he wears
28:37
Speaker 8: is hard on his sleeve. He loves his buck be
28:39
Speaker 8: League Radio.
28:41
Speaker 6: Yes, I think the Raiders are going to absolutely deal
28:47
Speaker 6: to the Wars tonight.
28:48
Speaker 4: That's my prediction.
28:49
Speaker 2: What's what's that based on?
28:50
Speaker 4: It's based I hope my huge knowledge of League.
28:53
Speaker 2: Are you going to come to the pub and watch
28:55
Speaker 2: it with us?
28:55
Speaker 8: Oh?
28:55
Speaker 6: Look, HEP's hearing at the moment. And I want to
28:59
Speaker 6: sort of teak out this sort of area because I
29:01
Speaker 6: haven't spent a lot of time there. I'll see how
29:03
Speaker 6: I go keezy maybe maybe, not not quite sure at
29:07
Speaker 6: this point.
29:08
Speaker 2: Actually, you know, don't even worry about it. You do
29:10
Speaker 2: not invite it. But look back to you, Angie, You're
29:14
Speaker 2: doing a great job so far. Considering love love you.
29:17
Speaker 3: Thanks Mixed Queens of the Stone Age and Metallica on
29:20
Speaker 3: Hodaki The Hidarchy.
29:22
Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey Kick here.
29:27
Speaker 3: I got my tickets in the pre sale. Earliot this
29:28
Speaker 3: week count ball them and wait Gina eating part Christmas
29:31
Speaker 3: Time a game on Genr's Night Train on Hodaki, tying
29:35
Speaker 3: in very nicely with our train themed big show today.
29:38
Speaker 3: Of course, the final recording from Jace, Mike and Kesey
29:43
Speaker 3: from the Trans Alpine Train. Just don't don't. It's not
29:47
Speaker 3: my fault what they say. They lost it. Kevin fever A,
29:50
Speaker 3: go go okay.
29:52
Speaker 9: Oh Radio hold rack here, Big Cheryl en route to
29:56
Speaker 9: the Hooker Ticco Wild Foods Festival.
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Speaker 6: Great stuff. Angie is sounding a lot better now. Listen
30:06
Speaker 6: as we say said, we're in the cafe cart at
30:08
Speaker 6: the moment doing the final break, and I believe that
30:11
Speaker 6: there's something that you want to share.
30:13
Speaker 4: Emoje.
30:15
Speaker 2: Well, we were just we were talking earlier on about
30:18
Speaker 2: our rooms. Wen't we heard you? Jay?
30:19
Speaker 8: I went down to the foyer last night. I ran
30:22
Speaker 8: into you when we got to chatting. Our rooms For
30:26
Speaker 8: those that didn't hear, probably about two or three meters squarish, yes,
30:31
Speaker 8: snuff room for a bed and a mirror and a toilet,
30:34
Speaker 8: and that was around about it. The smallest and worst
30:37
Speaker 8: hotel room I think any of us have ever been in.
30:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, and to be also, we're quite easy to please to.
30:42
Speaker 8: And I should point out no windows. Yes, we haven't
30:44
Speaker 8: mentioned that there's no windows.
30:46
Speaker 4: And coin operated toilets.
30:48
Speaker 2: That's right.
30:49
Speaker 8: You couldn't flush the toilet unless you had a twenty
30:50
Speaker 8: cent piece, which is the first time I've ever seen that,
30:55
Speaker 8: and it might be a sign of things to come.
30:57
Speaker 8: But I saw you in the four year Jace. And
31:00
Speaker 8: what Keysy won't know is that we went to reception
31:03
Speaker 8: and we upgraded our rooms. We both got ourselves some
31:08
Speaker 8: lovely rooms up there on the fifth and sex floor,
31:10
Speaker 8: sex floor, making beautiful. Saw the beautiful views across the city.
31:15
Speaker 2: Windows galore? Are you kidding?
31:17
Speaker 4: So many? There's too many?
31:19
Speaker 2: Were thinis.
31:19
Speaker 8: I rang up and I said, can you get rid
31:21
Speaker 8: of a few of these windows because it's ruining my sleep.
31:24
Speaker 2: So you actually upgraded your rooms.
31:25
Speaker 8: Yeah, also free of charge because we're huge radio DJs.
31:30
Speaker 2: It doesn't that doesn't make any sense.
31:32
Speaker 4: Really, Yes, we did.
31:34
Speaker 2: So you went into those tiny rooms and you said,
31:35
Speaker 2: we can't do it. I simply can't.
31:37
Speaker 6: Well I just re and I mean I'm not a
31:39
Speaker 6: big fowler, but I was so claustrophobic and that you
31:42
Speaker 6: literally couldn't And I'm a pacer, that's right, So I
31:44
Speaker 6: couldn't walk anywhere. I was just lying on my bed nude,
31:47
Speaker 6: going what am I doing with my life?
31:49
Speaker 4: Yeah?
31:49
Speaker 7: Right, okay, So and they just gave it to you
31:51
Speaker 7: free of charge.
31:53
Speaker 8: And I'll tell you what, this is a sign of
31:55
Speaker 8: how bad these rooms are. The receptionist, without a word
31:58
Speaker 8: of same one that checked us and when we arrived,
32:00
Speaker 8: was there and she said, I thought you would be
32:02
Speaker 8: back here. Really I thought you would be back here.
32:05
Speaker 8: I didn't think that you would take those rooms. Wow,
32:08
Speaker 8: I don't know.
32:08
Speaker 2: There was something you could do. The toilet's still coin operated.
32:12
Speaker 8: The toilet's not well they were, but there was a
32:13
Speaker 8: stack of twenty cent pieces on the cistern.
32:16
Speaker 4: Wow.
32:17
Speaker 2: He's probably payWave as well.
32:18
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was payWave. You could use your credit card.
32:21
Speaker 6: Hey, but listen, we're continuing great Mouth. It's been an
32:26
Speaker 6: absolute pleasure bringing you the off the Rails show here
32:30
Speaker 6: live on the train, and of course we'll be back
32:35
Speaker 6: on Monday with the full show at full steam ahead.
32:37
Speaker 6: And Angie, you take care of yourself, all right.
32:39
Speaker 7: That's right, Andie, just just while you're there, just to
32:42
Speaker 7: quick reminder that if you want to experience Uzelands with breastaking, breastaking,
32:46
Speaker 7: breath taking, not breasttaking.
32:48
Speaker 8: That's shocking from you. Keys train jus a public carriage.
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Speaker 2: That's breathtaking.
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Speaker 3: Tickets to the Wild Food Peace for Wildfoods dot Co
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Speaker 3: dot NZ, Okay Hodarchy.
33:04
Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
33:06
Speaker 3: And Kesey brand fresh for table Fox just released today.
33:10
Speaker 3: It's called Into Your Eyes on Holdaky for locals only
33:12
Speaker 3: and with that, thank you very much for your company.
33:14
Speaker 3: Big show. Fellers, have a great time. If you're listening
33:17
Speaker 3: in hooker ticket, Keseys won't be listening. He'll be steamed.
33:20
Speaker 3: Have a great rest of your weekend and I'll see
33:22
Speaker 3: you on the flip side because the acc fellows are
33:25
Speaker 3: right up after these short messages, see you,