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You Need Too Many TV Channels To Watch NASCAR | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy Tuesday morning, everybody.
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  Yeah, I was laughing before I was getting started because I
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  knew it was Tuesday. And here in Milwaukee, we are
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  going up to The Dells. Yeah.
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  And we'll stop at Horchon Casino.
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  Don't. Hey.
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  The legend in the house, Louis, the legend he knew coffee was
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  Kenny was getting ready to start.
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  Speaking of drinking beer, is it true that there is a a bar on
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  every corner in Milwaukee? Is is it true?
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  Oh yeah, a bar in every corner in Wisconsin, is that right?
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  Respond right here. Speaking of drinking beer, beer
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  would dehydrate you. Two times I've been dehydrated
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  in my life. 1986 during an ASA race, I couldn't move, I was
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  depleted, had no vitamins left in me.
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  They took me to the hospital. Kim run me to the hospital.
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  Saint Anthony's right up here on Hwy. 21.
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  Then I messed up again and they let me see Talladega.
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  Right before Talladega race, they had me in the Birmingham
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  Now I'm I'm drinking the hell out of it.
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  All the packs. All the packs are in here, so
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  they come in two two colors. Look here lemon and of course,
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  All you do is you pour it right in here like this.
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  Look at here. Pour it right in there like
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  that. Take the cap.
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  Put the cap on. Oh, yeah.
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  Oh, baby, Twist and shout, Twist and shout.
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  I love my horsepower hydration. What a great name.
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  God almighty, when I run up the fair Berry, I'm afraid I'll get
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  dehydrated. So I'm going to have me some
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  horsepower hydration. All right, everybody, as you can
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  horsepower hydration. It's got all the electrolytes in
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  it. You're going to feel a lot
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  better. All right, that was my
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  monologue. So remember about 6-7 months ago
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  where I said, man, NASCAR is just doing what everybody's
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  doing. They're just putting the races
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  everywhere, whether it's the Peacock Channel, NBC, Fox, FS1,
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  my Lord, already just gave you 4 channels right there without
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  trying. Remember we talked about that
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  and I said, look, it's just the way it is.
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  Formula One is now on Apple TV. And what's making me bring this
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  up is I saw somebody said I can't watch the Formula One
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  races anymore because I don't have Apple TV.
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  Well, the smart ass in me was like, we'll, we'll get it.
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  And I know I've got it, but maybe I don't.
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  I don't know. I've changed my mind.
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  Hey, listen, I'll never forget years ago, I I don't know why
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  I'm laughing so much today. I guess I'm just happy the
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  Milwaukee thing got me started and then the horsepower
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  hydration got me rolling. I was defending NASCAR because I
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  thought, well, there's nobody in the grandstands the way there
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  used to be. And TV is, you know, giving
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  NASCAR a chance to put their racing all over the TV and a
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  chance for us to just find it and watch it that way.
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  We don't got to go to the racetrack.
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  Well, I'm, I'm seeing, I'm reading that the NFL now is
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  starting to put the games all over.
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  I'm thinking, my God, the NFL got more money than God.
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  OK, That was just, that was just something to say.
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  Well, maybe. Does God own all the TV
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  channels? I don't think so.
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  So I've changed my mind everybody.
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  I I don't like it. It's OK, It's OK to change your
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  mind. And like I was going to say just
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  a little bit ago, I'll never forget I bought a Ford F-450
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  pickup truck, wonderful truck, big 38 foot trailer.
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  And like 2 years later, I sold it and somebody said, Wallace,
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  you just bought all that stuff not two years ago.
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  Why you selling it? Because I changed my mind.
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  It's OK to change your mind and be wrong about something.
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  So I guess it really, really wasn't wrong.
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  I just said, look, we'll just have to, you know, buy and find
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  it. I think the NFL and I think
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  Formula One and I think NASCAR, all of them, especially NFL,
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  because NFL makes a lot of money.
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  Formula One makes a lot of money.
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  NASCAR's doing OK, but I just don't know.
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  I just don't like all these these TV apps.
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  I changed my mind. Is that OK?
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  Respond right here. What do you think?
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  NASCAR's got to make some money because his grandstands aren't
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  as packed as they used to be. So TV money is where it's at
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  because a lot of us like to sit on the couch and watch.
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  So I really feel that all these channels are here, here's what's
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  going on. Let me act that out.
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  Watch here. You you get some people that are
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  a little bit older and they go, they go like this, they like
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  that and they can't find it and they're like hell with it.
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  And they take the remote and they go, I can't find that damn
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  channel. I'm done watching NASCAR.
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  They making it hard on me to find it's as easy as that.
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  Older people give up right away. I wonder how many viewers were
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  were losing because the NASCAR races are on.
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  I wish they was on the big Fox all the time.
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  I wish they was on FS1. But no, now they're on Peacock.
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  Now they're on Hulu, now they're on NBC.
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  You see what I'm saying? It's 1 sport and then you got
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  the Xfinity Series over. My God, don't get me going.
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  Respond right here. How many channels?
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  This is going to be your goal today.
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  Respond right here. How many channels between Cup
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  O'Reilly and Truck is NASCAR on? Like Fox is one, FS1 is 2, CW is
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  3, Peacock is 4, NBC is 5. See what I'm saying?
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  Hulu is 6. Is there eight different TV
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  channels that watch NASCAR? We got to get with it, guys.
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  It's got to be simplified. I was getting ready to say got
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  to get simplified, but I didn't want to cuss.
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  All right, everybody happy.