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- 0:01Speaker 1: With the John Ooyan Ben Podcast thanks to Challenge putting
- 0:04Speaker 1: the service back into service stations.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Well, we're going to talk about today and the Olympics
- 0:08Speaker 2: are over.
- 0:09Speaker 3: I know, so sad.
- 0:10Speaker 2: I was really sad about it. Obviously, the Paralympics are
- 0:13Speaker 2: coming up very shortly, which will be exciting. But until that,
- 0:15Speaker 2: I'm like a man, I loss.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Feel a little bit empty and soid idea, what a
- 0:19Speaker 3: great closing ceremony as well? Did you see they flew
- 0:21Speaker 3: Snoop Dogg back to Los Angeles and he did his
- 0:23Speaker 3: whole show on the beach in California.
- 0:26Speaker 2: I did see. I saw a snippet over there, but
- 0:29Speaker 2: I wondered if that was pre recorded or if that
- 0:31Speaker 2: was him.
- 0:32Speaker 3: Like, actually, you're a logistics schoyl.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, oh, surely they've already filmed that.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Maybe they had, but you're like, they're flying the back.
- 0:39Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 0:40Speaker 3: Now I'm now questioning you know them already it was
- 0:43Speaker 3: doctor Dress Suit Dog on the beach of California. Because
- 0:45Speaker 3: this is in Los Angeles in four years time. It's exciting, yeah,
- 0:49Speaker 3: but you know, it.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Gives us something to talk about radio still a thing
- 0:52Speaker 2: in four years time. What do you reckon?
- 0:56Speaker 3: Even if it's not, we're going to be here at
- 0:57Speaker 3: the hats and four years time. Yeah, you can come
- 0:58Speaker 3: over to my house. We'll do so, showing the garage
- 1:00Speaker 3: to ourselves. And we are but talking about the Olympics.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Yeah, so the Olympics. No, no association with the Olympics
- 1:06Speaker 2: has now ended. But we've got a torch.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Yeah, our ceremony, Our torch ceremony continues on now. To
- 1:12Speaker 3: put this in perspective, last Wednesday, six A and we
- 1:15Speaker 3: turn this torch on. It's your your rocks, your your
- 1:17Speaker 3: stock standard dolphin torch and the batteries in there. We
- 1:22Speaker 3: have had experts coming, We've had crisis meetings about how
- 1:25Speaker 3: long this thing could go on for if it's led.
- 1:28Speaker 3: We don't know. I reckon it definitely is because it's
- 1:31Speaker 3: going so Yeah, it could. It could last someday seven years.
- 1:35Speaker 3: Shelf Life could.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Be here at the next Olympics. Well we won't be.
- 1:38Speaker 3: We won't be. We'll pass the baton onto the next
- 1:41Speaker 3: show here at that is to continue on the torch ceremony.
- 1:43Speaker 2: But you can guess when it runs out of battery
- 1:45Speaker 2: at the hits Breakfast on Facebook and if you're the closest,
- 1:48Speaker 2: then you win five hundred dollars. We will give that
- 1:50Speaker 2: away at some stage. But last night talk at home,
- 1:52Speaker 2: we're did netball, my daughter indies netball game.
- 1:56Speaker 3: Well it's dark at netball, so it would have been.
- 1:57Speaker 2: It's actually quite like in the morning's getting into the
- 1:59Speaker 2: car and stuff. It's actually really handy having a torch,
- 2:02Speaker 2: like getting all your stuff out the door and stuff.
- 2:04Speaker 3: I'm like, it's hand Sometimes. You see those people running
- 2:07Speaker 3: when you drive into work and they've got the torches
- 2:09Speaker 3: on their heads. Yeah, they look cool, they do. But
- 2:12Speaker 3: there's light is quite handy, isn't it at that time
- 2:15Speaker 3: of night.
- 2:15Speaker 2: You're so, I think at some stage today after seven o'clock,
- 2:17Speaker 2: maybe we should give it. See everyone, the receptionists, the
- 2:20Speaker 2: security people will keep an eye a here at work.
- 2:22Speaker 3: Are you shirking responsibility?
- 2:23Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, just maybe they could have it
- 2:25Speaker 2: for a.
- 2:26Speaker 3: You've heard it for two nights, so I looked after
- 2:27Speaker 3: it over the weekend.
- 2:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:28Speaker 3: Are you feeling like, oh no, don't buy the lights
- 2:30Speaker 3: in your house? Are getting jealous?
- 2:32Speaker 2: I don't mind it, But you know, security need a torch,
- 2:34Speaker 2: you know, so it's.
- 2:35Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great. They need to suspect and speak any
- 2:37Speaker 3: suspicious noises in the dark. You're right, do you know?
- 2:40Speaker 2: You know you could win five hundred dollars with us.
- 2:42Speaker 2: But obviously we talked yesterday about the lotto, the Big
- 2:44Speaker 2: Lotto one forty four million. It has been claimed. That's
- 2:47Speaker 2: been claimed. But what I was reading this morning is
- 2:50Speaker 2: like a good little hack the person did so the
- 2:53Speaker 2: person played the same The person who won played the
- 2:55Speaker 2: same line, same numbers, but then took the same number ten.
- 2:59Speaker 2: The tint of played at ten different times with ten
- 3:01Speaker 2: different bonus numbers, so the same six numbers and then
- 3:04Speaker 2: the ten options for the different The powerball number was
- 3:08Speaker 2: the same yet, so they went one to through, five, six, nine,
- 3:10Speaker 2: ten at the end of it, and obviously they got
- 3:12Speaker 2: the powerball as well as first division because they played
- 3:14Speaker 2: it ten different times.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Is that been their theory all the way through?
- 3:17Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 3:18Speaker 2: It must have. Yeah, so it's pretty cool.
- 3:19Speaker 3: So the whole ticket's little with the same numbers.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Same numbers, but then with a different powerball number going through.
- 3:24Speaker 2: So obviously they got first division. Then they had themselves
- 3:27Speaker 2: and they did. They got four, and so that means
- 3:29Speaker 2: they won not only the powerball, but they won the
- 3:31Speaker 2: first Division price ten times they got genius. Yeah, so
- 3:36Speaker 2: there was like fourteen people that won first Division and
- 3:39Speaker 2: they got sixty six thousand dollars is what they ended
- 3:42Speaker 2: up splitting. And so they got sixty six thousand dollars
- 3:44Speaker 2: times ten. So they were already their winnings six hundred
- 3:47Speaker 2: and sixty thousand dollars plus you add on your forty
- 3:52Speaker 2: forty four million on top of that. Do you know that?
- 3:53Speaker 3: So you know, when you're scrolling through your Instagram or stuff,
- 3:56Speaker 3: and then some like young bloody hot shirtless dude is
- 4:00Speaker 3: like giving you financial advice. He's simple man. When you
- 4:03Speaker 3: seem lunch to bide there by ten you completed. That's
- 4:05Speaker 3: sixty six thousand dollars time ten. What does that equal?
- 4:09Speaker 3: That sounds what you're like you're talking about right now.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, obviously it's all got to come into play,
- 4:14Speaker 2: which is pretty hard, but it has that's coming. So
- 4:16Speaker 2: there you go.
- 4:16Speaker 3: That's done.
- 4:17Speaker 1: The heads the Jonaan Ben podcast.
- 4:20Speaker 3: Now Reagan gone viral the Australian Breakdancer for sort of
- 4:26Speaker 3: the Kangaroo Breakdance on the World Breakdown stage, and we
- 4:31Speaker 3: did not.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Like you know, like she as I say, I thought,
- 4:34Speaker 2: good on here, good ones, how that she was having fun?
- 4:35Speaker 2: But I felt like it would be like if you
- 4:36Speaker 2: and I went out there and did it, how did
- 4:38Speaker 2: you think? Yeah?
- 4:38Speaker 3: Yeah, how did she? How? How did how did she
- 4:40Speaker 3: get through the oceanas well?
- 4:42Speaker 2: She won it? She won it. She deserved to be there,
- 4:44Speaker 2: so good on and she had fun. But she's become
- 4:46Speaker 2: an internit sensation. Yeah, and we're just that was talking
- 4:49Speaker 2: about her in concert. Adele was Yeah, Adele was on
- 4:51Speaker 2: stage going you see this the breakdancer from Australia. She
- 4:54Speaker 2: has captured the world's attention.
- 4:55Speaker 3: The rayguns, the hactors of this world. They meteoric rises
- 5:00Speaker 3: to fame, but what happens to them years from now?
- 5:04Speaker 3: And we've done a deep dive into some of your
- 5:06Speaker 3: favorite viral internet stars and we're going to start local
- 5:10Speaker 3: with our dear friend Levi Hawkin, Nick minute Guy, I
- 5:13Speaker 3: left my scooter outside the day, Nick Nutt. Levi's a
- 5:18Speaker 3: really good person. He is an amazing skateboarder. That's the thing.
- 5:22Speaker 3: If you didn't know, or you should, if you do
- 5:24Speaker 3: anything today, follow lev O Hawkan on Instagram. And he
- 5:27Speaker 3: skates down like he would skate down Baldwin Streets in Dunedin. Yeah,
- 5:32Speaker 3: steep hills. He goes to San Francisco and skates down
- 5:35Speaker 3: those steep It's wild what he does.
- 5:37Speaker 2: And that Nick minute when it was like a sketch,
- 5:40Speaker 2: he was just doing a joke. He was doing like
- 5:41Speaker 2: a character chure, this sort of thing as well. But
- 5:43Speaker 2: that became his thing. I guess it was probably the
- 5:45Speaker 2: best thing and the worst thing. And maybe that happened
- 5:47Speaker 2: to him all in that one moment, you know, And.
- 5:49Speaker 3: Yet what ten years later we're still talking about it.
- 5:51Speaker 2: That was great. It became such a popular phrase in
- 5:54Speaker 2: New Zealand. Everyone's saying, Nick.
- 5:55Speaker 3: Minute, Yeah, I see him on the skateboard. He'd be
- 5:57Speaker 3: like late, he'd be for He's our age on that skateboard,
- 6:00Speaker 3: and I'm like, he's incredible. Even Tony Hawk would look
- 6:02Speaker 3: at him and go bro.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:04Speaker 3: Also, then you've actually met this girl cash me outside?
- 6:10Speaker 3: How about that? Now she's being interviewed on Doctor Phild
- 6:12Speaker 3: sort of a delinquent teen.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Catch me out, car?
- 6:18Speaker 5: How by that?
- 6:19Speaker 6: Catch you outside?
- 6:21Speaker 1: What does that mean?
- 6:22Speaker 3: Well?
- 6:22Speaker 2: You did catch her outside when we saw outside our
- 6:25Speaker 2: hotel when we were over there for work and Sharon,
- 6:28Speaker 2: who were working with her time from the edge. She
- 6:30Speaker 2: was like, it's a cash outside girl, and I was like,
- 6:33Speaker 2: oh cool. And then she's like someone needs to get
- 6:35Speaker 2: a photo with her. And I'm like, oh, okay, well
- 6:37Speaker 2: you can. She's like, I'm not making I'm not photo around.
- 6:39Speaker 2: Didn't they make up on She's like you need to
- 6:41Speaker 2: go over there as a fully grown man and talk
- 6:43Speaker 2: to them. And no one else came over with me
- 6:45Speaker 2: fifteen and I was like, you go over there, and
- 6:47Speaker 2: she has a security person with her and I was like, O, hi,
- 6:50Speaker 2: do you see her. We don't get many slipper It awkward.
- 6:53Speaker 2: You know how awkward I get those situations if you
- 6:55Speaker 2: don't mind and find out with your work. And she
- 6:58Speaker 2: like she took a credit, she took fighter with me.
- 7:00Speaker 3: She looks miserable. She looked miserable in the photo. You
- 7:04Speaker 3: were like thumbs up, finger pointing at her, and she's.
- 7:06Speaker 2: Like, I don't want to put my arm.
- 7:08Speaker 1: You know.
- 7:08Speaker 2: That was one of those weird sort of hole this
- 7:11Speaker 2: old man of me.
- 7:13Speaker 3: But now, speaking of fans and cash, she is cashing
- 7:17Speaker 3: it in the outside and also inside fifty seven million
- 7:21Speaker 3: dollars on only fans.
- 7:22Speaker 2: Yeah, she is Yeah, crushing it right.
- 7:24Speaker 3: I thought we should have a competition, you and me
- 7:26Speaker 3: sign up to only fans who can in the most
- 7:28Speaker 3: of the month, I will do stuff. Yeah, I'll push
- 7:31Speaker 3: boundaries and also we'll do what this is going to
- 7:34Speaker 3: be a two part series. We're going to get back
- 7:35Speaker 3: to this tomorrow as well. But also Sweet Brown. Do
- 7:40Speaker 3: you remember Sweet Brown? Now her apartment complex had caught fire,
- 7:44Speaker 3: and she had bronchitis and then a small gap gut
- 7:48Speaker 3: bronk iddice, and nobody got time for that.
- 7:51Speaker 2: That's true, nobody. Nobody has got time for bronchitis.
- 7:54Speaker 3: But people had a lot of time for remixes of that,
- 7:56Speaker 3: didn't They do like darts remixes. And she's right, she's
- 8:00Speaker 3: doing well. She did the loops, she went on all
- 8:02Speaker 3: the church shows, the Kimmels, the Felons, has gone obviously,
- 8:06Speaker 3: she's suffered through the bronchitis and now she's still in
- 8:09Speaker 3: the Zumer partner, she's really still living there, and she's
- 8:12Speaker 3: gone back to her work at an accounting agency. So well,
- 8:17Speaker 3: all's well and Sweet Brown's life. And tomorrow we're going
- 8:19Speaker 3: to come back to what happened to Viral Superstars from
- 8:22Speaker 3: us to hear including this girl from the Miss Universe competition.
- 8:25Speaker 7: I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do
- 8:29Speaker 7: so because some people out there in our nation don't
- 8:35Speaker 7: have that, and I believe that our education like such.
- 8:40Speaker 3: She's just saying what she's just doing what I do
- 8:41Speaker 3: every morning on the radio. Just a collection of words
- 8:43Speaker 3: that may or may not make sense.
- 8:45Speaker 1: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 8:47Speaker 2: On Tuesday and Wednesday nights on TV and Z and
- 8:50Speaker 2: TV and Z plus A task Master Sex comedians get
- 8:53Speaker 2: put through the paces by Jeremy Wells.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Hilarious show and uh well. One of the people that
- 9:00Speaker 3: to doing the tasks this season is the wonderful Tom
- 9:03Speaker 3: Sainsbury and he joins us in the studio. Now welcome, Hi,
- 9:07Speaker 3: thanks for having me. Just googled Tom Sainsbury. You know
- 9:10Speaker 3: the most asked question about Tom Sainsbury? What's that? Is
- 9:13Speaker 3: Tom Sainsbury broadcast to Mark Sainsbury's son.
- 9:19Speaker 2: How often you asked that question? I get asked in
- 9:21Speaker 2: a lot.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Oh, I get confused like that.
- 9:23Speaker 8: People don't know the difference between us.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Despite you know Mark Sainsbury. Those will remember Mark. He's
- 9:29Speaker 3: to host a seven pm current a fair show, A
- 9:31Speaker 3: wonderful mustache. Mark Sainsbury. They called him the walrust. People
- 9:34Speaker 3: will confuse you from Mark Sainsbury.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Will that we do.
- 9:37Speaker 8: There's been reviews about my shows where he's I've been
- 9:40Speaker 8: called Mark Sainsbury. I'm like, if it's a bad review,
- 9:42Speaker 8: that's fine. But I'm also a huge fan of him.
- 9:45Speaker 8: And you know, I do love my dad. But Mark
- 9:47Speaker 8: would be a good substitute.
- 9:50Speaker 3: It looks like good Dad materials.
- 9:52Speaker 2: It's wonderful Dad. Now Taskmaster, great show. A whole bunch
- 9:56Speaker 2: of comedians, get set the tasks and you have to
- 9:59Speaker 2: perform on them all by yourselves. Random task you are
- 10:02Speaker 2: suppose going into it. There's no way you can prepare for.
- 10:04Speaker 8: This sort of show, right, No, absolutely not. And they
- 10:07Speaker 8: film multiple tasks on a day, so by the end
- 10:09Speaker 8: of the day you're like, what fresh hell is coming
- 10:11Speaker 8: my way for this last task? What do I have
- 10:13Speaker 8: to kind of do?
- 10:14Speaker 3: Then you have to be humbled in the studio in
- 10:17Speaker 3: front of the audience as you watch back all of
- 10:19Speaker 3: your efforts.
- 10:20Speaker 8: All of your efforts, and also when you work out
- 10:23Speaker 8: when you see all the other competitors they do the
- 10:25Speaker 8: task and they have nailed it, They've whooped it out,
- 10:28Speaker 8: they've whooped out the track, and you're like, my one
- 10:30Speaker 8: is coming where I did not know. I did seven
- 10:33Speaker 8: hours trying to work out this thing and they never
- 10:34Speaker 8: got there. So that's not looming.
- 10:36Speaker 3: That will be the worst because you're like, you know,
- 10:38Speaker 3: you've tanked it, but all these ones are playing before yours. Yes,
- 10:40Speaker 3: one hundred percent.
- 10:41Speaker 2: That's the worst part of us. What is it one
- 10:43Speaker 2: task that you can tell us that you think you're
- 10:45Speaker 2: now there is one short fo there's like you have
- 10:47Speaker 2: to make.
- 10:47Speaker 8: A trailer for a movie, and they kind of give
- 10:51Speaker 8: you the genre and elements to go into it. And
- 10:53Speaker 8: I got a wonderful genre and thankfully, let's just say
- 10:58Speaker 8: I could use my birkenstock sandals.
- 11:00Speaker 3: Is like the nature prop and I love the pronunciation
- 11:06Speaker 3: very Europeid. Now, what's the most meaningless task that you
- 11:08Speaker 3: hate doing around your household?
- 11:10Speaker 2: Oh?
- 11:11Speaker 8: Ironing, ironing, And it's like shoes are just and then
- 11:16Speaker 8: you put them on and they crinkle anyway by the
- 11:18Speaker 8: time you get to the event, doesn't.
- 11:20Speaker 2: Iron I feel like they'll get eventually, they'll uncrinkled, like
- 11:23Speaker 2: you say, all they will re crinkled. They'll do what
- 11:24Speaker 2: they need to do. When you ever you're wearing them, right.
- 11:26Speaker 3: I decided clothes needed to be increase free somewhere in history.
- 11:30Speaker 8: Well, it does look smart, and when you do it,
- 11:32Speaker 8: you're like, I can't you know. Oftentimes I've dressed up,
- 11:34Speaker 8: I'm about to leave the house. I was like, I
- 11:35Speaker 8: look like I've slipped under some bush somewhere, and let's
- 11:38Speaker 8: just let's just do the ironing.
- 11:40Speaker 3: Oh, you can't leave the house.
- 11:43Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure Jesus Captain would have been crinkled Jesus.
- 11:47Speaker 3: He was worried about.
- 11:50Speaker 2: Jesus. Does Jesus do?
- 11:53Speaker 3: You're right, it's a great quason. We could all ask.
- 11:58Speaker 2: People who ask that question. But you're right, not in
- 12:00Speaker 2: the ironing sense.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Hey Tom, I always loved to catch up with you, buddy,
- 12:04Speaker 3: And good luck for the show, task Master and we'll
- 12:07Speaker 3: speak soon, Yes, speak soon.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Thanks everyone, the hats that johnaan Ben podcast, the red Ler.
- 12:13Speaker 2: Thanks to Dill Marty. You're really great supporters of this
- 12:16Speaker 2: radio show. We love having them as part of it.
- 12:19Speaker 3: Try do try their Dil Marty. We love em Rat
- 12:22Speaker 3: and Dilhuan who shre link and homies.
- 12:25Speaker 2: That's right.
- 12:26Speaker 3: Yeah, we loved him over there in the Sri Lanka.
- 12:28Speaker 3: Now you just mentioned the sexes and scandal.
- 12:30Speaker 2: In last week's episode of The red Ler Yea, because
- 12:33Speaker 2: normally we do a red all for the team and
- 12:35Speaker 2: then we throw it out to you, I know, andred
- 12:37Speaker 2: the hats. Last time I got to do one, I
- 12:39Speaker 2: threw a reddle to you your way, and it involved
- 12:42Speaker 2: it was like sitting about a doctor doctor.
- 12:45Speaker 3: It was like a doctor who had done something and
- 12:46Speaker 3: who was his brothers or sisters.
- 12:49Speaker 2: Or and it turned out the doctor was was a
- 12:51Speaker 2: was a woman.
- 12:51Speaker 3: Yeah, And so this was my answer, Paul, is not
- 12:55Speaker 3: related to the three different doctors, three doctors, a.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Woman mate, the sexist. We're all the sisters, the sisters,
- 13:04Speaker 2: absolute sexism scandal. So I'm going to give you a
- 13:07Speaker 2: chance now to redeem things bad. It's a racial scandal. Now, No,
- 13:10Speaker 2: it's not too bad. It's just one that sounds a
- 13:12Speaker 2: bit ruder than.
- 13:14Speaker 3: Maybe the Asian guy.
- 13:16Speaker 2: Okay, so here's the reddle for you, John O. What
- 13:19Speaker 2: holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and pretty?
- 13:24Speaker 3: Can I ask what sort of buns we're referring to?
- 13:26Speaker 2: That one given away? Wouldn't that that's the Yeah, that's
- 13:29Speaker 2: the thing that makes it sound like it could be
- 13:31Speaker 2: like a g string or you know, like some sort
- 13:33Speaker 2: of thong situation.
- 13:34Speaker 3: Right the way you're smiling and grinning, I'm gathering it's
- 13:37Speaker 3: not there, But you want to lead me down there?
- 13:39Speaker 2: I wanted to lead. Yeah, that makes your buns Kim
- 13:43Speaker 2: Kardashian spanks or something like that, skins, What.
- 13:47Speaker 3: Would I say? Your buns looks round and pretty like
- 13:49Speaker 3: an oven?
- 13:51Speaker 2: It was good. Guess actually it's a hair type. Hair type. Yeah,
- 13:55Speaker 2: there was.
- 13:55Speaker 3: There was very disappointing.
- 13:57Speaker 2: I okay, here's the one for you on one hundred
- 14:02Speaker 2: the hats and this one, this one wound me up,
- 14:05Speaker 2: but I'm going to do it anyway, because it was
- 14:06Speaker 2: winding up lots of people on TikTok.
- 14:08Speaker 3: Because it's stupid.
- 14:09Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm not going to tell you why it's stupid,
- 14:11Speaker 2: but in the end I would. I was like, well,
- 14:13Speaker 2: this is annoying, but anyway, Okay, there's a woman in
- 14:16Speaker 2: a boat on a lake wearing a coat. If you
- 14:19Speaker 2: want to know her name, it's it's on the riddle.
- 14:22Speaker 2: I just wrote, what's the woman's name? Women in a boat?
- 14:27Speaker 2: So there's a woman in a boat on a lake.
- 14:29Speaker 2: Wearing a coat. If you want to know her name,
- 14:32Speaker 2: it's on the riddle. I just wrote, what's the woman's name?
- 14:35Speaker 2: So the name is included in the earth and hundred
- 14:38Speaker 2: hats four four eight seven. If you get a woman
- 14:40Speaker 2: one hundred dollars, No it's not not woman, but one
- 14:42Speaker 2: hundred dollars and a dol Marti hot and cold tea
- 14:46Speaker 2: price peck. Oh, look at the phone lines like that.
- 14:48Speaker 3: There's a woman in a boat on a lake.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Wearing a coat. If you want to know her name,
- 14:52Speaker 2: it's on the riddle. I just wrote. And again when
- 14:55Speaker 2: I when I found the answer out this, it annoyed
- 14:58Speaker 2: me and annoy you too.
- 15:00Speaker 3: All right, so disclaimer it will frustrate you once you
- 15:03Speaker 3: know the answer.
- 15:04Speaker 2: It's yeah.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Let's go to should we get Fiona on the air?
- 15:07Speaker 3: Lets just say I make British fionna Ah, we've spoken
- 15:12Speaker 3: in your navy, Fiona.
- 15:15Speaker 2: British nicknames.
- 15:20Speaker 3: In the navy. We tried to get the catchphrase going
- 15:22Speaker 3: like the cool RADIOHOLDERI and it's stuck for about a
- 15:25Speaker 3: week and a hour in the navy.
- 15:26Speaker 2: It was good.
- 15:26Speaker 3: Are you still in the navy, Fiona?
- 15:28Speaker 5: I'm still working there.
- 15:29Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not actually in the navy.
- 15:31Speaker 5: I'm a I'm a civilian instructor.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Oh, good on you. Okay, now we've got the navy
- 15:35Speaker 3: chair out.
- 15:36Speaker 4: Of the way.
- 15:36Speaker 2: You should like this one because it's still with boats.
- 15:39Speaker 2: The riddle there's a woman in your wheelhouse on a
- 15:42Speaker 2: lake wearing a coat. If you want to know a name,
- 15:44Speaker 2: it's in the reddle. I just wrote, what's the answer there? There,
- 15:49Speaker 2: her name is there, and this is where any name.
- 15:53Speaker 2: There's a woman in a boat on a lake wearing
- 15:55Speaker 2: a coach. Yeah, so there is. Yeah, there's a woman,
- 15:58Speaker 2: Yeah there is. Yeah, so the is a woman. Yeah.
- 16:02Speaker 2: That annoyed me because who's going to call themself there?
- 16:05Speaker 3: But doesn't annoy you? Annoys us.
- 16:09Speaker 5: It was my husband that actually got it because I
- 16:11Speaker 5: was going, no, don't be stupid.
- 16:12Speaker 3: All right, so you just you just raw dog this.
- 16:14Speaker 3: You didn't know the answer.
- 16:16Speaker 6: No, it was my husband that got it. He's the
- 16:20Speaker 6: more intelligent one.
- 16:21Speaker 3: He's in the navy tourney he is. Yeah, difference in
- 16:24Speaker 3: the navy.
- 16:26Speaker 2: It's all gravy in the navy. And what yourself one
- 16:30Speaker 2: hundred dollars in all tea, hot and cold tea price pack.
- 16:33Speaker 2: Well done for working out that frustrating the.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Hits that John and Ben podcast.
- 16:38Speaker 3: I know, I know Megan's away with COVID, but I'll
- 16:40Speaker 3: pick up the entertainment pop culture mental Herebooze's dating body
- 16:45Speaker 3: red Jewski, the tennis player.
- 16:48Speaker 2: No, yeah, half right? Model?
- 16:51Speaker 3: The model does she played in us Radakan. I think
- 16:55Speaker 3: that's so he's not dating a model actor. Yeah, he's ready,
- 17:00Speaker 3: he's stating ready, g house. He's not ready to car.
- 17:02Speaker 2: I don't know what the test skills are, but like
- 17:04Speaker 2: you should probably quite handed, be goodest.
- 17:07Speaker 3: So that's why we miss making. Now. We met someone
- 17:11Speaker 3: yesterday and looked at their phone. They sort of pulled
- 17:14Speaker 3: their phone out of their pocket and it was shattered,
- 17:17Speaker 3: Like the whole screen was shattered, you know, like a
- 17:19Speaker 3: before shot in a glass commercial, a glass or a
- 17:22Speaker 3: pair commercial, like the spider web sort of thing all
- 17:25Speaker 3: across the screen, and we're like, oh, no, that's that
- 17:28Speaker 3: looks you know, like you cut your fingers when you
- 17:30Speaker 3: do it. It's like, do you know what? I bought
- 17:32Speaker 3: this phone a week ago, dropped it on the ground,
- 17:37Speaker 3: landed on the corner, and just shattered the whole screen.
- 17:40Speaker 3: Six or seven days into the new phone ownership, now
- 17:42Speaker 3: this is this this is the period when you want
- 17:44Speaker 3: to tend for that phone like a newborn baby. Let
- 17:48Speaker 3: you do a sunglasses You're like, oh, wipe these sunglasses.
- 17:51Speaker 2: I know, I'll put it back in the little bag
- 17:53Speaker 2: or whatever.
- 17:54Speaker 3: Then you're opening up beer bottles with them.
- 17:56Speaker 2: And yeah, it's like once you get the first scratch
- 17:58Speaker 2: or two on the sunglasses, you're like, they're gone.
- 18:00Speaker 3: Now.
- 18:01Speaker 2: The same with the phone, like you still wear them,
- 18:03Speaker 2: but you're just like the care factory about them.
- 18:05Speaker 3: Really you'll set on them. You'll yeah, you've lost You've
- 18:08Speaker 3: lost all tender care for them, don't you. But the
- 18:11Speaker 3: the phone's an interesting one. I think you've got, like
- 18:13Speaker 3: a with anything like a new phone or new pair
- 18:15Speaker 3: of sunglasses, you've got probably a one to six month
- 18:19Speaker 3: period where you just you look after that thing. But eventually,
- 18:23Speaker 3: like a child, you start to go you can fend
- 18:25Speaker 3: for yourself out there in the world.
- 18:26Speaker 2: It is frustrating, and I reckon this morning. That's we
- 18:29Speaker 2: want to know. There's stories of the quickest breakages, like
- 18:32Speaker 2: when if you've got something and you've it's just basically
- 18:35Speaker 2: pretty much straight away you've ruined it.
- 18:37Speaker 3: Yeah, this was interesting too, because he was like, previous
- 18:39Speaker 3: to this, I had a phone for eight years. Nothing
- 18:41Speaker 3: happened to him. Yeah, more than seven days. I've smashed
- 18:45Speaker 3: and ruined this brand new one.
- 18:47Speaker 2: I did that with a new pair of sunglasses. I
- 18:49Speaker 2: for once, I was like, oh, buy myself a nicer
- 18:51Speaker 2: pair of sunglasses, because I'm kind of like you. I
- 18:53Speaker 2: feel like I lose them or whatever. And by you know,
- 18:56Speaker 2: pretty cheap sunglasses.
- 18:57Speaker 3: I have a theory, don't spend anything over tea dollars, yeah,
- 19:01Speaker 3: at more, Yeah, it burns the writteners of eyes.
- 19:05Speaker 2: But I spent you know, upwards of like close to
- 19:07Speaker 2: one hundred dollars on a pier. I thought this is
- 19:09Speaker 2: quite a lot for me. And then I was trying
- 19:11Speaker 2: to take care of it. I was like, shall wear
- 19:12Speaker 2: it out? As I got out of the car for
- 19:13Speaker 2: the first time, I was like, no, no, I'll leave
- 19:15Speaker 2: them in the car, put them safely on the seat.
- 19:19Speaker 2: You know what I did when they got back into
- 19:21Speaker 2: the carve sunglasses and I shouldn't have sat straight back down.
- 19:25Speaker 3: And I was like, what's that the glasses, sunglasses inside
- 19:28Speaker 3: my buttchets.
- 19:29Speaker 2: That i'd safely put on the seat not so safe.
- 19:31Speaker 2: So that's a good lesson. That's a good lesson. That
- 19:33Speaker 2: was a pretty great and I think it was the
- 19:34Speaker 2: first time wearing the sunglasses and I've broken them.
- 19:36Speaker 3: Okay, blim, this is what we want. Quickest breakages Now.
- 19:39Speaker 3: It doesn't necessarily to be phones or sunglasses, bar I
- 19:43Speaker 3: can't Yeah, when you purchase the car to when you
- 19:46Speaker 3: crash the car.
- 19:47Speaker 2: Did you take it out of the car anyone lest thing?
- 19:50Speaker 2: Take it out of the car yard.
- 19:51Speaker 3: And header car crash? Please, quickest breakages. That's all after
- 19:57Speaker 3: on New Zealand's Breakfast This Morning. You know you can
- 19:58Speaker 3: get hold of us or eight hundred hits and text
- 20:00Speaker 3: anytime as well for four eight seven.
- 20:03Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 20:06Speaker 3: Just talking quickest breakages of anything from the day to purchase,
- 20:09Speaker 3: time of purchase to the time you broke it. Samantha welcome. Yeah.
- 20:15Speaker 4: Yeah. I bought a Suzuki Swift brand.
- 20:18Speaker 6: New out of the box and that same day I
- 20:21Speaker 6: hit a curb and scratched my legs.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Oh, Mags, that's the annoying.
- 20:26Speaker 3: They are annoying because I've done that and I've done that,
- 20:30Speaker 3: and you're like whenever you see scratched mags, You're like, geez,
- 20:32Speaker 3: they must be. They must just be so disappointed in themselves.
- 20:36Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, look I was pretty mad at myself.
- 20:38Speaker 4: I was so mad, I was shaking.
- 20:40Speaker 3: I don't think I've been that.
- 20:42Speaker 4: Mad in my life.
- 20:43Speaker 3: Do you know you can get the repaired. There's people
- 20:45Speaker 3: that go around really. Yeah, they come around to your
- 20:47Speaker 3: house and stuff. It's not like wildly expensive either, so
- 20:50Speaker 3: if it's irritating you that much, they are flexible. But
- 20:52Speaker 3: I thought, there are a lot of people right now
- 20:54Speaker 3: feeling your pain.
- 20:56Speaker 1: I know, I know.
- 20:57Speaker 3: Do you know my wife did that. I was in
- 20:58Speaker 3: the passenger seat of her cat. She scraped her eggs
- 21:01Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, good one. I said, good one.
- 21:04Speaker 3: And that was not the right thing to say in
- 21:07Speaker 3: that moment. And you know what, Karma came and got
- 21:09Speaker 3: me because the next day she was in my car
- 21:11Speaker 3: and then I went and did it to my wheels.
- 21:13Speaker 2: Arma with their ciar. Oh yeah, will you have.
- 21:17Speaker 3: A great day, really appreciate it. Thank you. We've got here.
- 21:19Speaker 3: They're joining us. We're after the quickest breakages hither.
- 21:23Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 21:24Speaker 5: I ended up having to buy my son two cell
- 21:27Speaker 5: phones in three days.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Two and three days.
- 21:30Speaker 5: What happened the first day he took his phone to
- 21:34Speaker 5: school before we'd gotten the case. A girl sec taptaim
- 21:39Speaker 5: and it came out of his pocket in a hurry
- 21:41Speaker 5: when he bent over in a hurry.
- 21:42Speaker 3: A girl se please, one of us is saying, don't
- 21:48Speaker 3: say it now, there's going please describe everything in detail.
- 21:51Speaker 5: I think it's really self explainatory. I just know that
- 21:54Speaker 5: he was bent over in a hurry and it fell
- 21:57Speaker 5: out of his pocket.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Oh, yes, that's exactly what we're thinking. Maybe it's like
- 22:00Speaker 2: an ankle tap or something, but no, it's not.
- 22:02Speaker 3: Okay, so we do that around the office here, don't
- 22:05Speaker 3: we fund of an office game to play? And so, okay,
- 22:08Speaker 3: you lost one through a.
- 22:09Speaker 5: Sack tap yep, and been less than three days old.
- 22:13Speaker 5: I was not on bread.
- 22:14Speaker 3: No, I don't blame you. Remember I went through three
- 22:16Speaker 3: drones in a day. It was over Christmas. My son,
- 22:20Speaker 3: who was younger, is I desperately want a drones. So
- 22:22Speaker 3: we just weren't like blowing. They weren't like Central High
- 22:25Speaker 3: Intelligence roes already. They just cheap ones. And the first
- 22:27Speaker 3: one I was like, let me show you how to
- 22:30Speaker 3: do this, Sun and I flew that straight into the
- 22:32Speaker 3: roof of the house. It was like, go get your
- 22:35Speaker 3: replacement one. That went down to Sunny's again and got
- 22:37Speaker 3: another one. Second one he flew, but the wind got
- 22:39Speaker 3: hold of it and then kind of went off into
- 22:41Speaker 3: the distance. I was like, no, third times a charm,
- 22:44Speaker 3: went back to the sunny shop, got a third drone,
- 22:47Speaker 3: and then I accidentally pushed home. Now home, I would
- 22:50Speaker 3: you would assume home is coming back to where you're
- 22:52Speaker 3: holding them alight, you think, so, you know, that would
- 22:54Speaker 3: be the logical, But turns out homes in China at
- 22:57Speaker 3: the manufacturing plant. So the drone just went going back
- 23:00Speaker 3: to see my family. So it's got wind going back
- 23:03Speaker 3: to see those tiny little children that made me like
- 23:05Speaker 3: the hands that function. I don't know, I don't seem
- 23:08Speaker 3: like who wants to see the drones back to China?
- 23:11Speaker 3: Have you just purchased at Hannah, Hi, you're on the air.
- 23:15Speaker 3: Lovely to have you with us quick as breakage?
- 23:18Speaker 6: A Mercedes Wins. I went and bought a Mercedes Bins
- 23:23Speaker 6: and when I was got some work done on it,
- 23:26Speaker 6: probably altogether was about anywhere between sixteen to eighteen thousand.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Wow.
- 23:33Speaker 6: Yeah, so it had to have a lot of stuff
- 23:35Speaker 6: that it had. It was really cool for the kids.
- 23:36Speaker 6: There was TVs in the back and got it all,
- 23:39Speaker 6: got it all set up, whole nice. And then you're
- 23:41Speaker 6: driving at home and someone poured out of an intersection
- 23:44Speaker 6: and drove straight into the side of my car and
- 23:46Speaker 6: rode off my car.
- 23:48Speaker 3: This is just the same day you've had all these
- 23:50Speaker 3: modifications done.
- 23:52Speaker 6: I bought the car and then took it home, and
- 23:54Speaker 6: I took it back and I said, the engine lights on.
- 23:56Speaker 6: We need to fix this. So I ended up paying
- 23:59Speaker 6: a lot of money to get it fixed, and it
- 24:00Speaker 6: took about two weeks. So when I went to pick
- 24:03Speaker 6: it up and I was like, yes, I've got my car. Look,
- 24:06Speaker 6: I didn't have it for a very long time.
- 24:07Speaker 3: Oh my god. Written off.
- 24:10Speaker 6: It was written off. It was one about one and
- 24:12Speaker 6: a half to two thousand dollars over what it was
- 24:15Speaker 6: in shortforce. But it got written off mate.
- 24:19Speaker 3: Yeah, there there we go. Yeah, and then what's the
- 24:22Speaker 3: lesson learned from that.
- 24:25Speaker 6: That other people can't try somewhere?
- 24:29Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 24:32Speaker 2: Good on your hand.
- 24:32Speaker 3: I really appreciate you sharing. You're gonna have great Tuesday.
- 24:35Speaker 1: The hits that johna wan Ben podcast.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Four million dollars claimed and Lotto Now you must shared.
- 24:41Speaker 3: You're sharing yourself at six o'clock. The tactic the theory
- 24:44Speaker 3: behind lotto winners approach to lotto tickets.
- 24:47Speaker 2: So they played the same numbers for all ten lines,
- 24:52Speaker 2: but each line had a different powerball number, so that
- 24:55Speaker 2: meant they covered their bases if they got first division
- 24:58Speaker 2: and all the options potential options for the ten different power.
- 25:01Speaker 3: Balls, and they won powerball ten times over.
- 25:04Speaker 2: So when they won the one powerbull once one of
- 25:06Speaker 2: the things, but they won first division ten times over
- 25:10Speaker 2: because they had the same number number five. So yeah,
- 25:12Speaker 2: they would have got sixty six thousand dollars for first
- 25:15Speaker 2: division because that's what shed But no, they got ten
- 25:17Speaker 2: times that plus your head on year, six hundred and
- 25:20Speaker 2: sixty thousand, forty four million dollars for powerbery.
- 25:23Speaker 3: Great technic.
- 25:24Speaker 2: So for someone to got, hey, I got first division,
- 25:26Speaker 2: Oh we got sixty six great, yes, a thousand. What
- 25:29Speaker 2: about this guy over here? What about old John over here?
- 25:31Speaker 2: He got ten times what you got for first division? Oh,
- 25:34Speaker 2: I had a cheeky forty four million dollars. We don't worry.
- 25:37Speaker 3: Old John over here is not They're smart, so he
- 25:38Speaker 3: definitely would have done that a basic no way, Yeah,
- 25:41Speaker 3: tell you what's not smart us turning on a torch
- 25:44Speaker 3: Wednesday last week at six o'clock a torch ceremony. We
- 25:46Speaker 3: thought would be wrapped up, yeah, with another ceremony that
- 25:49Speaker 3: was taking place in Paris, but it's still going. Our
- 25:52Speaker 3: dolphin torch and Ben, you took it home last night,
- 25:55Speaker 3: Uh be to.
- 25:56Speaker 2: Nipple with me and my daughter, you know, went out
- 25:59Speaker 2: and about responsible.
- 26:00Speaker 3: It reminds you of school when they made you take
- 26:02Speaker 3: home an eggs. It depending like you're looking after a
- 26:04Speaker 3: child or something too. I was like, if you can't
- 26:07Speaker 3: look after an egg for twenty four hours, you're doomed. Kids.
- 26:11Speaker 3: But this is the responsibility that's hanging over our shoulders.
- 26:14Speaker 3: Is because someone needs to be there to know exactly
- 26:16Speaker 3: when the torch runs out of battery. You can submit
- 26:18Speaker 3: your guesses at the Hits Breakfast on Facebook and the
- 26:21Speaker 3: winning time will get five hundred dollars. But we want
- 26:24Speaker 3: to hand it over to someone or a team of
- 26:26Speaker 3: people who are awake twenty four hours.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Yeah, this is I think it's a great hack.
- 26:31Speaker 3: Yeah, safe per hands. We have a security team here
- 26:34Speaker 3: at work. They're here around the clock.
- 26:36Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, if there's cameras in the building, they
- 26:38Speaker 2: can keep an eye on it.
- 26:39Speaker 3: So we're gonna phone Gunjan head of security. Here's a
- 26:43Speaker 3: head of security.
- 26:43Speaker 2: Of just call it a head.
- 26:45Speaker 3: Yeah. See if they'll will the security team here at
- 26:48Speaker 3: to the radio station will accept our torch.
- 26:58Speaker 5: Mining of them.
- 27:00Speaker 3: Hello is it Gunjohn? Yes, Gunjarn, it's John O and
- 27:04Speaker 3: Ben here. We're about ten to fifteen meters away in
- 27:07Speaker 3: the room over here.
- 27:10Speaker 5: Yeah I can see you.
- 27:12Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah.
- 27:13Speaker 3: Now Gunjahn Gunjan is the security guard here at work.
- 27:16Speaker 3: He is to reference a very dated movie, he is
- 27:21Speaker 3: the bodyguard to us. He is the Kevin Costner to
- 27:23Speaker 3: my Whitney Houston. You have been you have been guarding
- 27:25Speaker 3: my body heaven you Gunjan? Oh yeah, oh yes, he's
- 27:31Speaker 3: tell you he'll take a bullet for you. This guy
- 27:33Speaker 3: a nerf bullet.
- 27:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:36Speaker 3: Now, good John, We have a favor to ask of you.
- 27:39Speaker 2: And the wonderful security team that you know work here.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Do you know about our torch that we've got at
- 27:43Speaker 2: the moment.
- 27:45Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I saw that video that Ben has a touch.
- 27:48Speaker 3: Yeah. The torch is our torch ceremony and we turned
- 27:50Speaker 3: it on last Wednesday, and the torch isn't bloody running out,
- 27:53Speaker 3: So we need someone to keep an eye on it
- 27:55Speaker 3: overnight to make sure that it doesn't die or if
- 27:58Speaker 3: it does die down the exact time it runs out
- 28:01Speaker 3: of bettery.
- 28:02Speaker 5: Yep, sure we'll do that.
- 28:04Speaker 2: Because I think I can see you if you've got
- 28:06Speaker 2: a torch over there, you're shining towards me. All you've
- 28:09Speaker 2: got a torch. How would you like a bit of
- 28:10Speaker 2: torch to Okay, well, we've got a look here, here's
- 28:15Speaker 2: the torch coming from me. There's a bit of torch.
- 28:17Speaker 2: There's a bit of how would you like to have
- 28:18Speaker 2: our tors.
- 28:21Speaker 3: Okay, so do you want to go and deliver the torch?
- 28:22Speaker 2: Live?
- 28:23Speaker 1: Now?
- 28:23Speaker 3: To go to the handing the passing of the torch,
- 28:25Speaker 3: we'll call your phone the Okay, we've lost gun John.
- 28:29Speaker 3: He will just commentating the live towards passing the ceremony.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Come story to the reception area.
- 28:37Speaker 5: Here at work, the torch.
- 28:39Speaker 6: Holding a laugh like slip dog.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Here the torch.
- 28:43Speaker 3: Has been handed over. There's been a hugging and braking.
- 28:46Speaker 2: What do you want to say.
- 28:50Speaker 6: We'll provide late, we'll provide lights.
- 28:53Speaker 3: We'll provide light. You're right, you're right touching words from Gunjahn.
- 28:58Speaker 1: The heads that Johonaan Ben Pok asked.
- 29:00Speaker 2: Yesterday on the show an innocent story I was telling
- 29:04Speaker 2: you about, you know, I said, I've got my own
- 29:07Speaker 2: my wife Amanda's car cleaned, and she kind of took
- 29:10Speaker 2: it that I'd cleaned it, and anyway, I thought maybe
- 29:14Speaker 2: I shouldn't take the credit. So were you were like,
- 29:16Speaker 2: let's call it. Let's call Amanda was like, oh, she's
- 29:19Speaker 2: at school, but hey, let's give it a go. She
- 29:21Speaker 2: might answer, Now, we've got a teacher. By the way,
- 29:23Speaker 2: she when I say she's at school, clarify that.
- 29:30Speaker 3: That's some sort of drake. I'm going to write a
- 29:34Speaker 3: song about you.
- 29:35Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, she's a bit of just
- 29:37Speaker 2: say that before.
- 29:37Speaker 3: She's a teacher, fully qualified and fully grown adults exactly.
- 29:42Speaker 3: But the people are wondering because we phoned Amanda, and
- 29:45Speaker 3: someone called Gary answered the phone, and there have been
- 29:48Speaker 3: calls on probably the biggest feedback we've had feeding that's
- 29:51Speaker 3: happened on the show, messages Deeves. Who is Gary, It's
- 29:54Speaker 3: been's personal life, Okay, I was Gary got to do
- 29:56Speaker 3: with anything?
- 29:57Speaker 2: I was, Yeah, A lot of questions from me, a
- 29:59Speaker 2: really blind sighted me in the moment, have a listen.
- 30:02Speaker 3: We'll just say, did you know anything different about the cleaning?
- 30:04Speaker 2: Oh?
- 30:05Speaker 3: Yeah, you put a lot of effort, So I'm still
- 30:07Speaker 3: going to take some credit for Yeah, I'm not here.
- 30:11Speaker 9: Hello, oh hello, Hi, this is Gary.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Gary. I feel like Gary, what are you doing with
- 30:24Speaker 2: the wife's phone? Okay, Garry, we'll take this off the radio.
- 30:29Speaker 2: You're Gary. I just got some words. I've got some
- 30:31Speaker 2: things ago. Sorry, yeah, said, there's a lot going on Gary.
- 30:38Speaker 2: I'm getting my head around. Okay now now I'm not
- 30:43Speaker 2: so worried about.
- 30:44Speaker 3: The car clean I like him. He's got charisma.
- 30:48Speaker 2: Gary, the mysterious Gary. What is going on? Last night?
- 30:52Speaker 2: I thought I should confront my wife. But do it
- 30:54Speaker 2: and it's sort of a casual sort of way.
- 30:56Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to be Yeah, because if anything's
- 30:59Speaker 3: going on, Gary would have caught the cockiness of Gary
- 31:02Speaker 3: answer her phone in the first place, if you think,
- 31:05Speaker 3: But then Gary would have told her. He would have alluded,
- 31:07Speaker 3: you need to come.
- 31:07Speaker 2: And so I had a secret, you sort of secret
- 31:09Speaker 2: ilicit recording my phone. So I hadn't away and I
- 31:11Speaker 2: sort of just approached me that she was in the busy,
- 31:13Speaker 2: she was moving some stuff around. There was a lot
- 31:15Speaker 2: going on, and I tried to ask her. I'll try
- 31:17Speaker 2: to say that Gary had phoned today, Gary phone for
- 31:21Speaker 2: you today?
- 31:25Speaker 7: Who's scary?
- 31:27Speaker 2: Who's Gary for you? You tell me who's Gary on
- 31:31Speaker 2: your number? Who's Gary?
- 31:33Speaker 1: I'm not fun.
- 31:38Speaker 2: Don't come back with questions and my questions. Now you're
- 31:40Speaker 2: sending the recorder who's Gary?
- 31:42Speaker 3: His name is Barry, we call him.
- 31:46Speaker 2: It sounds like his name was Gary. To know it's Gary.
- 31:49Speaker 2: No idea, no idea, honestly, no idea.
- 31:56Speaker 3: You're not getting straight answers.
- 31:58Speaker 2: There was a lot of questions, but you know the questions,
- 32:01Speaker 2: question exactly.
- 32:05Speaker 3: This is that one occasion when you go into a
- 32:06Speaker 3: confrontation you know you're right.
- 32:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know nothing. I've put on the spot.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Now Cody's phone through, Like we said, multiple messages. We
- 32:14Speaker 3: put the video online. If it's a comment section, who's Gary?
- 32:17Speaker 3: Track down Gary. We need answers, the people need us,
- 32:20Speaker 3: stick to us. We need you know, follow up with Gary. Cody.
- 32:25Speaker 3: You haven't slept all night.
- 32:27Speaker 4: I haven't slept all night. I was more blind sated
- 32:30Speaker 4: than Ben.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Thank you, Cody, Hell us, Gary.
- 32:33Speaker 4: Cody, exactly who the heck is Gary? And then you're
- 32:36Speaker 4: show ended and they had no answer.
- 32:38Speaker 2: Well, I had no answers. I tried to get answers.
- 32:40Speaker 2: I got my wife bamboozled me with questions back and
- 32:44Speaker 2: Cody guess what?
- 32:46Speaker 4: Okay?
- 32:46Speaker 3: What what with with trek down? Gary? Okay, okay, okay.
- 32:53Speaker 3: But Gary joins us next for his exclusive tell all interview.
- 33:00Speaker 4: It was the questions question answered with Gary one on one.
- 33:08Speaker 2: Well, no one else has got Gary Niggs on the radio,
- 33:12Speaker 2: that's for sure. That's why you need to stick around.
- 33:15Speaker 3: I love your Cody, have a great day.
- 33:19Speaker 2: That ain't stick around for Gary Niggs.
- 33:21Speaker 1: The hits that johna Wan Ben podcast.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Who is Gary? Who is Gary?
- 33:25Speaker 3: The nation wants to know. We phoned Ben's wife Amanda yesterday.
- 33:30Speaker 3: This is this detail probably doesn't really matter, but you
- 33:32Speaker 3: had taken a car to a professional car cleaner, brought
- 33:35Speaker 3: it home, and then you didn't really tell you that
- 33:37Speaker 3: it wasn't you that cleaned the car.
- 33:39Speaker 2: I didn't wasn't trying to take the credit. I was
- 33:41Speaker 2: just like, hey, do you know I got I got
- 33:43Speaker 2: your car cleaned or and she took it as I cleaned.
- 33:46Speaker 2: She thank you so much for cleaning the car. And
- 33:47Speaker 2: then I realized, Oh, she thought I did it and
- 33:49Speaker 2: I didn't say otherwise, and I felt weird taking the credit.
- 33:52Speaker 3: So I just thought we'd phone her yesterday on the show.
- 33:55Speaker 3: This is twenty four hours ago. We just said, did
- 33:57Speaker 3: she know anything different about the cleaning? Oh yeah, a
- 34:00Speaker 3: lot of effort. So I'm still going to take some
- 34:02Speaker 3: credit from Yeah, I'm not here to throw.
- 34:05Speaker 6: Hello. Oh hello, Hi, this is Gary.
- 34:15Speaker 2: Hey Gary, I feel like Gary, what are you doing
- 34:18Speaker 2: with my wife's fine? Okay?
- 34:21Speaker 3: Garry led really around the nation the nation team of
- 34:26Speaker 3: five minutes. They took their eyes off the Olympic closing
- 34:28Speaker 3: ceremony for a second. The and overnight people you're in
- 34:32Speaker 3: boxes being flooded, the DM s, who's Gary? You? Okay? Mates,
- 34:35Speaker 3: you know, professional counselors reaching out. You know, we can
- 34:37Speaker 3: work through this. But I've managed to track down Gary.
- 34:41Speaker 3: Oh good, okay, I've got Gary's number. So we're going
- 34:44Speaker 3: to go through now, and I'm gonna ask some hard questions.
- 34:46Speaker 9: Ben Okay, Hello, Hi is there Gary?
- 34:59Speaker 3: Gy Hey Gary, It's johonavan Bean from the hes Heer. Gary,
- 35:05Speaker 3: good morning.
- 35:06Speaker 2: Good morning. A many questions Gary, who firstly, who are you?
- 35:11Speaker 7: You know?
- 35:11Speaker 2: I mean obviously, what do you what information do you
- 35:14Speaker 2: want to give away about yourself? The mysterious Gary.
- 35:17Speaker 8: Oh gee, I just want to say the.
- 35:20Speaker 6: I see you know, the car greaming service does a
- 35:23Speaker 6: really good job.
- 35:26Speaker 2: Hang on, really hang on, John told me of is
- 35:36Speaker 2: I checked down? Gary? It was miscommunication. It's all good.
- 35:38Speaker 2: We're going to clear the air. And now I'm even
- 35:41Speaker 2: more confused. What's going on?
- 35:44Speaker 3: Not a speaker? Dust in?
- 35:45Speaker 7: There?
- 35:45Speaker 2: The caw?
- 35:46Speaker 3: Was he?
- 35:46Speaker 2: Gary?
- 35:48Speaker 3: There's a bit of mess after you were done about
- 35:52Speaker 3: Can I be honest here, Gary, I miss dialed a
- 35:55Speaker 3: number and we ended up with you on the air
- 35:58Speaker 3: and my sincereus apart ologies. People, but people wanted to
- 36:02Speaker 3: know who is Gary? Firstly, do you know Ben's wife? Amanda?
- 36:07Speaker 5: Actually?
- 36:08Speaker 2: No, good to know.
- 36:11Speaker 3: Secondly, who are you? Yeah?
- 36:15Speaker 4: I'm Gary? Yeah, No, I am yes, I'm I live
- 36:20Speaker 4: in Auckland.
- 36:22Speaker 3: I'm just Gary's That's what we want to What do
- 36:25Speaker 3: you do.
- 36:25Speaker 6: Gary, I work for I work for a bank.
- 36:29Speaker 2: Oh there we go. I'm very I'm sure you were
- 36:32Speaker 2: very confused by that.
- 36:34Speaker 3: I was a little yeah you like I didn't hang up?
- 36:37Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 36:37Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, listen, I dephoned Gary used to the afternoon
- 36:40Speaker 3: because I was like, what number did I dine? I
- 36:41Speaker 3: went through about five different numbers to try and get
- 36:44Speaker 3: your head of Bruce had a Susan, did you had, Charlie?
- 36:48Speaker 3: I think you even called my wife called Amanda. I
- 36:51Speaker 3: was like, oh, yeah, I hold you this morning. But
- 36:54Speaker 3: now eventually got a hold of Gary, explained it all
- 36:56Speaker 3: to you. You were sufficiently confused. But thank you for
- 36:59Speaker 3: coming on the today and clearing things up and making
- 37:01Speaker 3: Ben's marriage a happy, healthy one.
- 37:03Speaker 1: Again.
- 37:05Speaker 2: Thanks appreciate. I feel like, oh you're a cacoline or
- 37:08Speaker 2: something like that after that, Garren, But I love to
- 37:10Speaker 2: talk to you. Thanks to make such a good spot.
- 37:13Speaker 3: I know, a good case closed.
- 37:16Speaker 2: So it was all your fault started a number I
- 37:19Speaker 2: can't help but feel partly responsible. A huge part of
- 37:22Speaker 2: that was all your fault, entirely responsible.
- 37:27Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry to you, Amanda. Gary got diregged
- 37:31Speaker 3: to this in the nation. It was on me and
- 37:34Speaker 3: my big fat fingers.
- 37:38Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 37:40Speaker 2: The Olympics is over, and you know it's like, how
- 37:42Speaker 2: do you fill up your life now with the Olympics. Well,
- 37:45Speaker 2: I think I found the answer.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Yeah, the empty void and you meant you to this
- 37:49Speaker 3: as We're walking out of the studio yesterday and I'm like,
- 37:51Speaker 3: you're in You're in deep again.
- 37:53Speaker 2: I know, I do. I get swept up and you know,
- 37:56Speaker 2: a fair craze and I'm not doing it, and but
- 37:58Speaker 2: I enjoy it and I do. My wife's like, oh,
- 38:02Speaker 2: what have it done? Because at the moment, and this
- 38:04Speaker 2: is not paid for anything, like, this is just me
- 38:06Speaker 2: just being who I am. You know. The closest supermarket
- 38:09Speaker 2: to us is a will Worst store. At the moment
- 38:10Speaker 2: they're doing these I love Disney and they're doing it,
- 38:12Speaker 2: and I love a collection and they're doing Disney cards
- 38:15Speaker 2: at the moment you buy your groceries and you get
- 38:18Speaker 2: some a packet of cards. And I went there and
- 38:20Speaker 2: I was like, oh, there's a new collection on. I
- 38:22Speaker 2: go do the shopping in the household.
- 38:23Speaker 3: So I bet is there also like you can buy
- 38:25Speaker 3: an album to store?
- 38:26Speaker 2: Yes, this is the thing. I came back with cards,
- 38:29Speaker 2: dip my toes at once and yeah and mending my
- 38:32Speaker 2: daughter and I were like, this is fun, this is good.
- 38:33Speaker 2: And next time I went back there, I saw the
- 38:35Speaker 2: box or the album and I bought the book and
- 38:38Speaker 2: then I bought that back in. My wife's so what
- 38:39Speaker 2: are you doing? What is going on?
- 38:41Speaker 3: How many other did a bloody collide?
- 38:42Speaker 2: And this is what she said. She's like, firstly, how
- 38:44Speaker 2: much did the book cost? But I'm not telling you that.
- 38:46Speaker 3: It's not a port right now, but the book is
- 38:48Speaker 3: necessary to house the collection exactly.
- 38:51Speaker 2: And okay, with three free packs as well, well, I
- 38:53Speaker 2: guess you paid for the packs, but I was like
- 38:55Speaker 2: three three packs with the book.
- 38:56Speaker 3: Her equivalent is coming home saying, oh, look I got
- 38:58Speaker 3: this on on sales, so but not telling you the
- 39:00Speaker 3: price of the item.
- 39:01Speaker 2: That's true, that's a good you're right. So anyway, I
- 39:03Speaker 2: was like, well, yeah, compared to that, I'll say eleven bucks.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Eleven bucks I paid for the book.
- 39:07Speaker 3: And you don't regret any of those eleven dollars.
- 39:09Speaker 2: And and then she's like, well, how many of these
- 39:11Speaker 2: things you have to collect? I was like, I looked
- 39:13Speaker 2: at it. I was like one hundred and eight. So
- 39:16Speaker 2: it's a big collection.
- 39:18Speaker 3: He's locked it now. But now you're in too deep.
- 39:20Speaker 3: You're in too deep.
- 39:21Speaker 2: You have to finish the book. Yeah, I did this
- 39:23Speaker 2: with and I did. And she's like, and she reminded
- 39:25Speaker 2: me of it, and you remind you of it. There
- 39:26Speaker 2: was the domino dominoes, and I collected that. I even
- 39:30Speaker 2: went to a swap meet, even your old kids.
- 39:34Speaker 3: To a Saturday morning swap meet, and he's like, what
- 39:37Speaker 3: are you doing this week? I'm going to accountdown domino
- 39:40Speaker 3: swap meat. I haven't got bloody elsa or something.
- 39:44Speaker 2: Get from the line. King. I was like going and
- 39:46Speaker 2: swapping around this.
- 39:47Speaker 3: What have you done with those dominoes? If you played dominoes,
- 39:49Speaker 3: if you stack them up and.
- 39:50Speaker 2: Tell them the book and the book SIT's and there.
- 39:52Speaker 3: Is there're a Domino's book, the book.
- 39:54Speaker 2: They're in the garage in a book and the garage.
- 39:56Speaker 2: But yeah, that's what I've said. How often have you
- 39:58Speaker 2: looked at the health and you paid? So it doesn't matter.
- 40:01Speaker 2: Just once I get into.
- 40:02Speaker 3: The camp, you're opposed child for a brainwash sucker consumer.
- 40:07Speaker 2: But it's a fun thing. I know. People go you know,
- 40:09Speaker 2: you go to well you will and you get the
- 40:11Speaker 2: knives or things.
- 40:12Speaker 3: Like you did the little garden too. Yeah, now they're
- 40:16Speaker 3: just want weeds. There's a little garden doing that.
- 40:19Speaker 2: Yeah, with the little gardens. You're right, I know, have
- 40:21Speaker 2: a grind garden at the moment. But but the people
- 40:24Speaker 2: listening right now that will get swept up in the
- 40:26Speaker 2: fat people listening right now would want to swap with me.
- 40:28Speaker 2: You always should do a swap meet.
- 40:29Speaker 3: This is what this is about. Well, you wanted to
- 40:32Speaker 3: get people on with their cards.
- 40:33Speaker 2: Eventually, eventually we'll see how we're.
- 40:35Speaker 3: Going on that stage. Yet no, no, but this is
- 40:38Speaker 3: what we love about you. Like you Literally you were
- 40:40Speaker 3: caught on camera. He's like, there's like a little eight
- 40:42Speaker 3: year old child inside of you.
- 40:44Speaker 2: It's weird.
- 40:45Speaker 3: It's weird, but you were on camera after on camera
- 40:48Speaker 3: after nearly every Warriors game. You're the only adult on
- 40:53Speaker 3: the sideline where you get signatures from the plate too
- 40:57Speaker 3: has a hit it's so much. And all the other
- 40:59Speaker 3: little kids all they got their boots and things I need.
- 41:01Speaker 2: Some other times it's just me.
- 41:03Speaker 3: I'm like, for years you've been able to hide behind
- 41:06Speaker 3: the cloud of your children. Now they've moved on, they're
- 41:08Speaker 3: tuning into Like, damn, mate, do we have to wait
- 41:12Speaker 3: two hours after a Warrior's game for you to get
- 41:14Speaker 3: Dylan warteny is a listenar signature for a tenth time.
- 41:17Speaker 3: How many Dylan the List photos have you gone? How
- 41:21Speaker 3: many selfies have you got a couple.
- 41:23Speaker 2: He's one of my first.
- 41:23Speaker 3: Probably had his own little album on your photo street.
- 41:26Speaker 2: Pops up the apples, made one of these thes Powells.
- 41:31Speaker 2: The Warriors best friends forever.
- 41:35Speaker 3: All the worries are probably Oh god, it's him a
- 41:37Speaker 3: good because I see my cards.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Maybe the reason they've lost some games this year too
- 41:45Speaker 2: distracted the guy back. Oh god, he's back again.
- 41:48Speaker 3: If we drank the season out to the finals, he's
- 41:50Speaker 3: going to keep coming to the game.
- 41:51Speaker 2: Oh Regon, Okay, we'll throw it out there. The hat's
- 41:53Speaker 2: four for eight seven. Have you got swipped up at
- 41:55Speaker 2: a collection? Have you got you know, it doesn't necessarily
- 41:57Speaker 2: have to be through a promotion. Maybe you just to
- 42:00Speaker 2: collecting beer cans or alphants, so whatever it is. And
- 42:02Speaker 2: you're like, oh my goodness, I've got lots of these.
- 42:04Speaker 3: Yeah, my friend's mother I have ceased with coke memorabilia.
- 42:07Speaker 3: The entire house was like a Coca Cola museum. Oh really,
- 42:09Speaker 3: you're not like snorting devices and alright, mirrors and bits
- 42:16Speaker 3: and pieces.
- 42:16Speaker 2: The collection craze and is a good thing for me.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Should I continue with it? Or should I just stop
- 42:21Speaker 2: until I need an intervention? I'd love to hear I
- 42:24Speaker 2: had some help, may need some help post below. Maybe
- 42:26Speaker 2: I do too.
- 42:26Speaker 1: And as the hats the hits that johonaan Ben podcast,
- 42:30Speaker 1: I know we're in the middle of an intervention.
- 42:31Speaker 3: Ben Boyce an absolute sap, A sucker for a novelty
- 42:35Speaker 3: supermarket campaign. Collect me collection campaign, Get me not the
- 42:39Speaker 3: knives and plates like normal adults.
- 42:43Speaker 2: My toes into the knife game briefly, but yeah, I
- 42:46Speaker 2: don't know what it is. Yeah, like I got the
- 42:48Speaker 2: Disney dominoes. Now I've got the Disney cards. I've just
- 42:50Speaker 2: started little shops. No, look, that was the other one.
- 42:54Speaker 3: I think about the blak, the little supermarket with the
- 42:57Speaker 3: little mini you you were hoked on that a little
- 43:00Speaker 3: mini items of you know, washing powder and palm oler
- 43:03Speaker 3: them things you had the whole you actually built. Then
- 43:08Speaker 3: we got a link.
- 43:09Speaker 2: Yeah, we got the leak. I've done it. I've done
- 43:11Speaker 2: it all. I've done it all, and they bring it back,
- 43:13Speaker 2: I think just for me. So now I'm back into
- 43:16Speaker 2: the Disney.
- 43:16Speaker 3: You get like a healthy addiction, like gambling or something
- 43:19Speaker 3: more street creed.
- 43:22Speaker 2: So once he hoked on, Okay, does.
- 43:25Speaker 3: Little shop I guess so, oh Cody, you're back on
- 43:28Speaker 3: welcome buddy.
- 43:29Speaker 4: Hey, I'm back. How's it going?
- 43:31Speaker 3: Good to hear your voice again? Codes. What are you
- 43:33Speaker 3: obsessed with? What are you collecting?
- 43:35Speaker 5: Oh?
- 43:35Speaker 4: I think Ben and I are collecting, you know, like
- 43:41Speaker 4: kind and spirits. Do the YEP, I do the countdown cards.
- 43:46Speaker 4: I have done all the shopping stuff so and not
- 43:50Speaker 4: only that, I've also do the Funko pops.
- 43:54Speaker 2: He does to put like a stop on that because
- 43:56Speaker 2: my wife hides them and gets rither than stuff.
- 43:59Speaker 3: So yeah, well she's like, how many Dwaya or Johnson
- 44:03Speaker 3: Funko pops do you need that she's got?
- 44:05Speaker 2: You've got three? And I'm like, yeah, but they're different poses.
- 44:07Speaker 3: But it's flixing different muscles. This one. This is something
- 44:14Speaker 3: you know, flixing his quads.
- 44:15Speaker 2: Cody, We're gonna have to run this off the radio,
- 44:17Speaker 2: but I think we're going to start a little swap
- 44:19Speaker 2: mate for these cards at some stage. Alright, this is
- 44:21Speaker 2: the only year time I'll get on this, but you know,
- 44:23Speaker 2: all right, we'll make the heaven Okay, yeah.
- 44:25Speaker 4: I've done that to your.
- 44:29Speaker 3: Appreciate you listening. Mat We're gonna go to Ton and Maria.
- 44:31Speaker 3: No you what you're on? You' have gone collection crazy.
- 44:36Speaker 5: Hi, I've started, as we know, I was loving with
- 44:39Speaker 5: my mum and I started to collect tied babie boast
- 44:43Speaker 5: a little.
- 44:44Speaker 2: The beanie boast yeah yeah.
- 44:46Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, the little and get them like less of
- 44:49Speaker 5: sizes and medium sizes and little sizes and.
- 44:54Speaker 3: All the sizes your name of size.
- 44:55Speaker 2: So how many you got a lot?
- 44:59Speaker 3: Are we talking?
- 44:59Speaker 2: Does? Miriam?
- 45:01Speaker 5: And am I probably looking at like fifty? If that?
- 45:07Speaker 3: If you're into your elbows deep into these tay beanie boos, Well,
- 45:13Speaker 3: thank you very much for your call. Appreciate it. We've
- 45:16Speaker 3: got a lot of texts coming through on this. Shall
- 45:17Speaker 3: we continue this on oh eight hundred The Hits Too collection? Crazy?
- 45:21Speaker 3: Have you gone mad? There's great text here. Earrings. How
- 45:25Speaker 3: many earrings has this person got? It will blow your mind?
- 45:28Speaker 3: How many they buy?
- 45:29Speaker 2: Poer week? Poor week? What the rug? Get them on
- 45:33Speaker 2: next poor week? Keep your crazy collections coming through. We'd
- 45:36Speaker 2: love to hear from you on eight one hundred
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