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Why Did the 49ers Owner Drive to a Trailer Park for $160 Sex? · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, this is Vicki from Sixth Sense and you're watching CMS TV.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sweet in there with No You Don't for Four Heady Trunk and ACDC in there
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  SPEAKER_00: with Girls Got Rhythm for my nephew James, also going out to Shelly Rocks.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: And Marilyn Manson, Cake and Sodomy for Faygo, also dedicated to Shelly Rocks.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: So it is the Shelly Rocks show tonight.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently so.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the birthday show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, good for her.
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  SPEAKER_00: So she's swimming in love tonight.
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  SPEAKER_00: Apparently she is.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's great.
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  SPEAKER_00: So there you are.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: Well, we are into the fourth segment of the show.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: Looks like we'll get five segments tonight.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, five regular segments tonight.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_03: That'll be different.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, definitely.
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  SPEAKER_00: For sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you have anything for this segment?
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: Or did you want me to do something?
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you do something?
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, we can...
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_02: I still got a ton of shit, but whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you've got stuff, let's do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_00: Well, since we're in the radio biz,
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  SPEAKER_00: as you're probably well aware, Howard Stern is on his last contract.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I guess, let's see here.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: What's the story here?
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  SPEAKER_00: The Howard Stern Show is to end in 2028.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's clear it's all winding down.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Howard Stern Show will reportedly come to an end as soon as his three-year contract
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  SPEAKER_00: with Sirius XM is up in 2028.
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  SPEAKER_00: And a new report source says, our surprise, the show lasted this long.
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  SPEAKER_00: When Stern signed on to his five-year contract in 2020,
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  SPEAKER_00: it made sense with his staff feeling like they had more work to do,
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  SPEAKER_00: but the show really limped to its last contract.
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  SPEAKER_00: The source added that the shock jock show was not sustainable the way it's been.
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  SPEAKER_00: There is so much content Howard wasn't getting to because he was only doing two days a week.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now that it's gone down to one, it's clear it's all just winding down.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_02: But it's not.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_02: If you don't mind me interjecting something I saw literally five minutes before
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  SPEAKER_02: the show started.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Howard has signed a contract with HBO to take the one show a week,
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  SPEAKER_02: repackage it, and put it on HBO.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but when his SiriusXM contract is up, that's it with SiriusXM.
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  SPEAKER_03: With Sirius,
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_03: but he'll probably just move right over to...
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, but they're talking about his Sirius XM contract.
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  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, I don't know who would watch either.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who's checking out the Sirius show just to see one show a week?
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  SPEAKER_02: Or who's going to check out an HBO show?
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  SPEAKER_02: Who wants to see that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Especially the people who subscribe to Sirius XM just for Howard's show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I know you and I both jumped off the XM wagon when O&A ended.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_00: So I haven't had serious XM in 10, 15 years, 10, 12 years.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's been a while.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I tried it.
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  SPEAKER_02: My daughter got it for me for Christmas a couple of years ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you didn't buy it, though.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't buy it.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was a gift.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and honestly,
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  SPEAKER_03: it didn't get renewed past the three months because there just wasn't anything
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  SPEAKER_03: to hear anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know,
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  SPEAKER_00: when I had bought my new car,
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  SPEAKER_00: it comes in the car,
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  SPEAKER_00: you know,
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  SPEAKER_00: and the car dealer was just like,
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  SPEAKER_00: well, let's get your Sirius XM, you know, set up in your car, blah, blah, blah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they hit a button on the dash and it calls the,
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  SPEAKER_00: you know, Serious XM, and you give them the radio.
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  SPEAKER_03: Credit card or whatever, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's the point I'm trying to make.
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  SPEAKER_00: You give them your registration number on your radio,
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  SPEAKER_00: blah, blah, blah, and it's free for a year, right?
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I had zero interest in...
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  SPEAKER_00: Extending it beyond the free period.
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  SPEAKER_00: So the guy was just like, I'll just need your credit card.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, for what?
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  SPEAKER_00: He goes, well, you know, when your contract is up, I said, I have no interest in renewing this.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, we still need a credit card on file.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, well, if it's free for a year, why do you need a credit card?
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're not going to soak me for even one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Have a good day, Mr. Neely.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bye.
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  SPEAKER_00: Goodbye.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you'll stick to Spotify, right?
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: And that whole year went by, I didn't even turn on that Sirius XM once.
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  SPEAKER_00: I had the subscription because it was free with the car,
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  SPEAKER_00: but I never even listened to it, not even one time.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_02: Well, what would you listen?
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  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, I would listen to Eddie Trunk.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just because it would be as much for my general interest in that topics
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  SPEAKER_03: as it would be looking for material for the show.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I can't imagine subscribing these days.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd love to get on there and support our friend Mark Striggle.
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  SPEAKER_03: He has a show there.
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  SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't mind supporting him.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, Mark.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to spend $15 a month to support you here.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_00: The Howard Stern Show signed a new three-year contract with Sirius XM in December of 2025.
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  SPEAKER_00: Stern currently has two channels with the satellite radio company,
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  SPEAKER_00: Howard 100,
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  SPEAKER_00: which features new content,
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  SPEAKER_00: and Howard 101,
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  SPEAKER_00: which plays archived interviews and older shows,
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  SPEAKER_00: which, by the way, that got pulled this week.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, 101's done.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they pulled it.
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  SPEAKER_03: And they replaced it by Andy Cohen, who he hates.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's pretty funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: However,
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  SPEAKER_00: as Globe previously reported,
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  SPEAKER_00: Stern has been struggling with the possibility of Howard 101 being canceled,
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  SPEAKER_00: which it was.
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  SPEAKER_00: Howard has begrudgingly accepted that it's time to scale things back,
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  SPEAKER_00: but now there are all these rumors
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  SPEAKER_00: that Howard 101 channel may end up flat out canceled,
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  SPEAKER_00: and that's not doing anything for his mood.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, poor Howard.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I feel so bad for this billionaire.
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  SPEAKER_03: For his mood.
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  SPEAKER_03: For his mood.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fuck him.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: The source added that the problem stems from the fact that Stern still wants to work
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  SPEAKER_00: and he wants to go out on his terms.
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  SPEAKER_00: He wants to work all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: One show a week.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, one show a week.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he's so confident in it that he's literally trying to repackage it and,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know, get money from some other.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't believe HBO fell for this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, who's walking HBO these days?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I guess that's true too.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think HBO is on its way out, isn't it?
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_03: There's a lot of talk that if the merger goes through, it'll just get sucked into...
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  SPEAKER_03: It'll go away and the content will get sucked into Paramount.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it's Paramount that's buying them.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's the rumor, but we'll see.
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  SPEAKER_03: But again,
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  SPEAKER_03: why are they signing contracts that they'll have to pay for for three years
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  SPEAKER_03: when they might not even exist in one?
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  SPEAKER_00: Who knows?
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  SPEAKER_00: Having to play this waiting game where he feels like
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  SPEAKER_00: the bosses are holding his future in their hands
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  SPEAKER_00: and capriciously deciding his fate is a nightmare.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_00: Well, when you work for somebody, they hold your fate in their hands.
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  SPEAKER_00: When they're paying you to work for them, you're at their behest.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_03: If he hadn't been such a dickbag about podcasting all this time,
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  SPEAKER_03: he could have started an extremely successful podcast.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_03: I think he would have easily 100,000 subscribers at $10 a month or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't you think?
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but if he actually produced content, though.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's it.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_03: He'd have to show up and do some work.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, the thing is, is he relies on his coworkers.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_00: To do all the work.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_00: To do all the work.
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  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, again,
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  SPEAKER_00: it would take infrastructure to bring in Robin and obviously Fred if they still want
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  SPEAKER_00: to be a part of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And Gary.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gary and blah, blah, blah.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: But all those guys are scattered around the country, aren't they?
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think so.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think Gary lives in Florida now and Howard sometimes lives in Florida and Ronnie,
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_03: the Livmo driver, lives in Vegas, I think.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I have fallen so far away from that show.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what they do.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_00: I think Robin lives in Florida, too.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_00: Does she?
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_00: I think so.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_03: I have really...
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_03: It just got to be so bad with the COVID thing and whatever,
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  SPEAKER_03: and I don't give a shit about him saying stuff like,
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_03: well, don't listen to me or whatever.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so tired of these fucking cocksuckers saying that shit.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_03: You don't fucking control what I listen to or not.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_03: You know, you put it out there for the public, I'll listen to it if I want to.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck you and fuck your attitude.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_03: And that's to all of them.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_03: That's to Howard Stern and Jelly
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: Roll this week and any of these assholes.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_02: Any of these assholes that say,
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_02: don't listen to my music,
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  SPEAKER_02: I probably will go out of
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_03: my way to listen to it through illegal channels just
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_03: to steal it from you.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_03: Cause you're a cunt.
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• 10:53
  SPEAKER_00: How do you sleep with yourself at night knowing you're stealing from me?
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_03: I sleep just fine, Dave Mustaine.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks for asking.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_00: Glad you got that reference.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_03: I think I didn't get that one.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: How am I not going to get that one?
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_03: It was said directly to me.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: I just thought that was funny.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_00: The Private Parts star recently let go of roughly 50 employees.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_00: It took 50 employees to do the Howard Stern show?
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: Two days a week.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: He was down to two
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  SPEAKER_00: days a
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  SPEAKER_02: week.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 50 employees.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, in the old days, in the good days, and this is where he's so out of touch with everything.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_02: In the best days of the show, there was, what, about eight people?
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_02: There was Gary, Fred, Robin, Howard, Jackie,
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: Stuttering John,
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  SPEAKER_03: and a couple of interns that would come in and out, Gay Mike and, you know, stuff.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_03: Was the other stutterer, Fred the Stutterer or whatever.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then he had Ralph Cirilla and, you know.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: So he had maybe 10.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe 10.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_02: But that was in the heyday when the show was at its tippy top.
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  SPEAKER_02: He hasn't been good in forever to need 50 fucking people.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: What could those people possibly be doing?
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 50 people though.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_00: To do what?
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_00: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_00: you and I have been doing this show with all the production and everything we do
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_00: and it's just us.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's just two.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_02: It really is just two people.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm not trying to compare us to the Howard Stern show either.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_00: But the point is,
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_00: is that technology has gotten to the point where it doesn't take very many people
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_00: to put a show together.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, legitimately, you could put a show together with one person.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_03: One person and AI.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_03: You could literally get AI to write you a show and get it produced and then just present it.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_03: You really could if you
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_02: wanted to.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_02: So if he fired 50, how many do you keep is what I want to know.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Are there still 50 people running around doing that one fucking day a month or a week?
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_02: Howard's a douche.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_02: I hate, he,
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_02: tell me if you agree with this,
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_02: of everybody that we've ever really,
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_03: really enjoyed musically, is he the most disappointing of them all?
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think so.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: Because he was the standard bearer of everything that was Rebel Radio.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he literally gave it up,
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: just sold it out, and became everything he said he didn't want to be.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_02: He became everything he hated in Rebel.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: He hated the Hollywood interview guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now that's all he does is, hey, look who's in studio.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_02: It's Jennifer Aniston.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like, get the fuck out of here, you fucking tool.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: He would have tooled on this show.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_02: He would have absolutely,
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_03: if this show,
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_03: this version of the Howard Stern show was out with a different person doing it,
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  SPEAKER_02: he would have railed on it constantly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Every week he would have had, just like he did with like Imus or the Greaseman or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: He would have beat the current Howard Stern show into the ground.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_03: And now he's just a fucking dickbag.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_03: That's really what he is.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I see,
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_03: like I showed you that picture of him walking into some fucking,
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: what, Counting Crows show or some bullshit.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_03: And I was just like, look at this fucking faggot.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: Just a fucking idiot.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know,
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: back when I was in broadcasting school back in 95,
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
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  SPEAKER_00: the majority of students in my class,
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_00: I think there were 20, 22 or 23 people in my class.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_00: You know,
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  SPEAKER_00: Howard Stern was the impetus behind so many of the guys who were going
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_00: to broadcasting school.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody wanted to do some kind of edgy radio, you know, including myself.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, and,
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  SPEAKER_00: you know, he,
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  SPEAKER_00: from that point of just being just the,
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  SPEAKER_00: you know, Law-breaking, pushing the boundaries, being, you know, edgy to this.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, ugh.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dude, I was the same exec.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_02: I've told you the stories, and Bob Long, I think, told you the stories, too.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_02: I was the only person in the history of WSTB to get suspended for challenging the rules.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_02: You know,
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  SPEAKER_02: because I was playing whatever I wanted to play and I was talking more
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_02: than they want.
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  SPEAKER_02: All they wanted us to do back then when I was in high school,
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  SPEAKER_02: and this was high school radio,
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  SPEAKER_02: was they wanted us to do
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  SPEAKER_03: time and temperature and plugs.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_03: It was like, hey, that was, you know, whatever it was, you know.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: That was Kajagoogoo, and it's 8.42 in the morning,
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_02: and it's the Chris Akin Experience,
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_02: and 32 degrees outside with a high today of 38, and let's get right back to it.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_02: Here's another song.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_02: And instead, I was playing Wasp.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I got kicked off the air for playing Wasp.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_02: I was playing songs from The Last Command.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_03: I was playing, like, Ball Crusher or something.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_03: Something horrible.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_03: And I got kicked off.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_03: I got kicked off of the high school station for just not following the playlist.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: And for me, and again, I want to be clear here.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_03: I am not comparing myself on any level to Howard Stern.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'm saying I wanted to do what he did.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_03: And you remember even when I started
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: at MMS, dude,
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: they didn't know what to think of me because I was literally a total wild card.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_03: And they couldn't control it and they didn't try really to control it,
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_03: you know, and, and, and that's who I've always been on the radio.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: When I came down and did your show for the first time,
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_02: first time I did the CMS, it was,
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_02: I remember the other guys, the,
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: the mics and,
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_03: and, um,
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_03: Chuck looking at me like I was nuts because they weren't used
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: to somebody just You know,
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: and just spitting, you know, you're going to ride my pole.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to fuck your hole or whatever I said.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_03: I don't remember what I said, but it was some crazy shit.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_00: You were singing girl money.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but it was crazy and it
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_00: was wild.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_00: When you're out on the pole, girl money.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_00: See if you can find that real quick.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: I think you said, I'm going to ram your hole.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you have that handy?
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_02: See if you have that handy because-
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_02: If I remember right,
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_02: the first thing you thought,
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you loved it, but at the same time, I know you were like, holy shit.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: Am I going to lose this gig that I love doing?
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_02: Because this asshole's in here.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_00: That's CMS archive clips.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_00: I got it.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_00: Here it is.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_00: Here's girl money.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_01: 88.9 WSTB, the classic metal show.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's kicks from their Hotwire release, and that's called She Money.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_01: She Money.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_01: She Money.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder what that means, She Money.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: Because you're out on the pole, She Money.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to ram your hole, She Money.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_01: That one going out to Keith and Ravenna tonight.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: And just before that,
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_01: we heard TNT Green Light,
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: Red Light Go from their most popular release, Blow My Fuse.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_01: Blow My Fuse, among other things.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: Among other things.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_01: And then swallow my pride.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: Along with other things.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_01: And anyway, Chuck got a very interesting caller tonight.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_01: He's got a fan out there.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_01: Supports his...
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: Childcare habit.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_01: His fatherly duties.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what a guy.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_01: So Chris being the rotten bastard that he is.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_01: And a friend to us all.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_01: I got a special dedication out to Chuck and his herd
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_03: of children and all
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_03: of his friends that support the fact that he is such a good dad.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_03: And then we got one for the strippers from last night as well.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_01: What's up, Mike?
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_01: What's up?
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_01: While you're waving your arms around, I thought you had something to say.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well, this one goes out to Chuck.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's an Aussie tune.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_01: Chris Akin has personally picked this for his boy Chuck.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's Crazy Babies.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_01: Right here on 88.9 WSTB.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_03: The Classic Metal Show.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that was so out there for that station.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_02: I can't tell you how...
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: It was a high school station.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_02: You weren't allowed to make sex jokes.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I said bastard on the air.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: You said bastard?
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm talking about ramming your hole?
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: You know, we just rolled with it.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: It was crazy, but it was fun.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_03: And it was because Howard Stern...
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_03: Had shown us the way.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: Howard Stern had opened that door and said, this is funny and you'll like this.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: And you know what?
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: We were like, you know what?
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_03: We agree.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_03: We all agreed.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_03: And look what he is now.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_03: Just a pathetic boob.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it even gets more pathetic, Chris.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_00: Howard Stern's workplace culture faced fresh scrutiny
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_00: after insiders described unusual rules around the radio star.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_00: Staff members allegedly received warnings before company gatherings
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_00: about approaching Stern directly.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_00: The claims painted a tense picture inside the SiriusXM operation
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_00: with one source comparing the environment to a cult.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_00: Multiple insiders told the U.S. Sun that staffers face strict expectations around Stern 72.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_00: One source claimed employees received warnings before company parties.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_00: People were warned before any company party not to speak to Howard.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_00: The source added that employees had actually gotten fired for it.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_00: Stern had reportedly addressed similar rumors previously and denied any Order
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_00: against speaking with him,
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_00: however, the insiders claimed those warnings continued despite his response.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: Other sources described the atmosphere inside
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: of Stern's New York Sirius XM operation as cultish.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_00: The insider claimed employees constantly sought Stern's approval.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: All of these men who work for Stern are so desperate for Howard's attention,
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_00: the source alleged,
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_00: the insider compared that dynamic to people seeking daddy's approval.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_00: The source also described the office as filled with stern photographs.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: Employees reportedly greeted each other with the stern signature, hey now.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_00: Once you step back, you'll see it as something else, the insider said.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_00: A second source agreed that the environment could feel like a cult,
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_00: particularly around the outsider's perspective.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_00: The insider suggested employees naturally wanted to please someone
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_00: who controlled their workplace.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_00: The claim arrived amid wider turmoil surrounding the Howard Stern shows.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_00: Stern had renewed a serious contract in December, but major staff cuts reportedly followed.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: Sources previously claimed at least 40 employees lost their job during February's layoff.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_00: Another round reportedly eliminated 16 positions in July,
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_00: including at least five on-air personalities.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_00: Some departing employees also reported struggling with SiriusXM over severance packages.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_00: The shakeup came after Stern announced plans for a reduced schedule.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_00: He was expected to return from a summer break in September
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_00: with just one live broadcast each week.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_00: Listeners reportedly reacted angrily with some threatening
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_00: to cancel their SiriusXM subscription.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_00: Meanwhile, Stern's wife Beth defended him discussing his animal rescue work with Bella.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_00: He makes everything in my life good.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_00: She said, yeah, he's a billionaire.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_00: Of course your life is good.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_03: How is that ugly broad considered
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_02: a hot model?
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_02: She's not hot.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think she's hot?
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't even recognize her if I saw her on the street.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_03: She's not a great looking girl.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_03: She's all right.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she's six.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_03: Six, seven, probably seven.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_03: Let me see if I can't find a picture of her real quick.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure there's some fucking bullshit pictures of this pig with a fucking cat
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_03: in her hand or something.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: Here, here's a good one.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_03: Open image in a new tab.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_00: Share.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_00: She kind of has a little bit of a Christy Brinkley look about her.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_00: With a Mr.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_03: Potato Head mouth on it.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_00: She's got that alligator mouth.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: She does.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_03: She's sort of like Julia Roberts.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_03: She can nibble on her own ears.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: Big mouth going ugly.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_02: Again, I didn't say she's ugly.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_02: I said she's about a seven.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's okay.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's all right.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_00: She's a middle-aged blonde lady.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_03: And she's playing it right.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: She's standing next to an ugly, awful-looking guy.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: Makes her look even better.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_00: Right, of course.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_03: But she's not.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_03: Howard talks about her like she's like Sidney Sweeney.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, please.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, you've got to realize that how long have they been together?
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_00: They've been together for like 20, 20 years at least.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: 15, 20, something like that, yeah.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so 20 years ago.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_00: You know, what, is she in her mid-40s now?
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm guessing.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, probably, or maybe even 50.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: Beth Stern, Beth Ostrowski.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_03: She was born in 72.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: So what does that make her?
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_03: 72 to 2022 would be 50.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_03: 54?
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_03: 54.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_03: If Howard didn't have all that money, she'd be looking to co-op with Donna Mills.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, she doesn't have anything to worry about.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'd say no.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_00: So...
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_00: Well, for Howard,
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_00: you know,
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_00: sticking with his second wife probably longer than he was with his first wife.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_00: Because he knows
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_03: this one will take
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_00: everything.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_00: But he didn't bang out any kids with her, though.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_03: Smart.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_03: I'll give him that.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_03: He's smart on that one.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_00: So there you are.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_03: They got married in 2008.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_03: So it's been...
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_03: Almost 20.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_00: 18 years.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, shut up, Jim.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_03: Jim is fucking a fucking fruit.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_03: She looks better than Sweeney.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, stop it.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: Would you stop?
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: I know you don't want to acknowledge because we like her and because we've ragged
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: on your boy Blackmore to the point that you have to fucking throw that in there.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: But you're delusional on this one, Jim.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: You just come off like a delusional.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: You're coming off like Britney Spears.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_03: Next thing you know,
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_03: there'll be you fucking dancing to Deep Purple songs,
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_03: spinning around, showing your package or whatever.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking fruit ball.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_03: Stop it.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_03: Sydney Sweeney's hot.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't care if you think she's the hottest or not.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_02: You cannot deny that she's hot.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_02: If you deny she's hot, it's because you like cock.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_02: Period.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_02: There's no one that can deny that she's hot.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_02: It's just not possible.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_02: Is it?
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_02: Honestly.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_02: If you didn't, I mean,
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_02: there's, like,
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: I don't personally think Megan Fox is hot,
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_02: hot, but I certainly wouldn't say that she's ugly.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_02: Jim with this, oh, she's a fucking dog.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_02: Get the fuck out of here, you dummy.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_02: Stop it.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_02: Go watch those videos again of your boy with his fucking sweats tucked
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: into his socks and his fucking awful wig.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_02: It's too bad he didn't have a stroke on stage.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think of that?
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_02: Smoke on the corpse's water.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't know if you've heard this being that you're a football fan and all.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_00: San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York used alias contacted prostitution three times
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_00: before his arrest.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_00: Did you hear about this?
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_00: Because
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_02: it happened right here.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_02: It happened in East Palestine.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_00: So this is something submitted by Brian from Tennessee.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_00: He wanted to share with us that the 49ers owner was trying to buy some pussy.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_02: See, I have such a problem with this story.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_02: You can read this story.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_02: The story is the guy fucking contacted cops and got arrested in a fucking porn ring.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_02: He's a billionaire.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: Why the fuck is he contacting anybody?
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_02: Doesn't he have people to do that?
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you would think so.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_03: Couldn't he get somebody else to say, hey, I have a special client.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_03: He wants to get his dick sucked and he wants to fucking get somebody
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_03: to ride his dick, reverse cowgirl.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_03: He'll give you 10 grand.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_02: Couldn't he just do that?
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_02: But no, he's going for what?
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_02: Cheap pussy?
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't that what the story is?
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_02: Is that he was going for like $100 fucking piece of ass?
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is a story about cheap pussy.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_02: Why does a billionaire,
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_02: why doesn't a red flag go off in a billionaire's head that somebody's offered pussy
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_02: to him for $140?
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_02: Wouldn't that?
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_02: Look, I am not a billionaire.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm barely a hundredaire.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_03: And I will say this,
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_03: if somebody said, hey,
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_03: there's a hooker,
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_03: she'll suck you and fuck you for $140,
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_02: everything's going off in my head that that is a huge red flag.
• 30:17
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• 30:20
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• 30:22
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• 30:29
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• 30:32
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• 31:23
  SPEAKER_02: Everything.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I'd even go.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't even go to investigate it.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'd be afraid that there'd be like some Chris Hansen waiting at the door.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_00: So, I see you brought some Zima.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sit down.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_03: Have a brownie.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_00: Have a chocolate cookie.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: $140 for sex is so cheap.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm not even in the hooker game, but I know that.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_02: If you're going to get a decent hooker and not some street slut that leans in
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_02: the door and sucks your dick in your car,
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_02: you're paying like three to five to get something decent.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean, what was he thinking?
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_02: What was he thinking he was going to pick up in a trailer park in bumfuck Ohio for $140?
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_02: Realize $140 barely pays the parking to get into his goddamn football games.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_02: What was he thinking?
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe we can get him on the show and ask him.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'd love to.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_00: We only have one question for you.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_00: What were you thinking?
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_00: San Francisco 49ers owner Jed York was desperate to meet up with a prostitute,
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_00: pinging a fake sex ad multiple times while trying to hide his famous identity,
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_00: according to the new police documents obtained by the California Post,
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_00: he was told he would be charged $160 and offered unprotected sex costs for
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_00: an additional $20.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_02: Does that not set off
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_00: every bell in your head?
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_00: I
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_00: mean, what guy would fuck a prostitute without protection?
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_02: You know what guy would?
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_02: A meth head.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_02: Not a guy that has billions to lose.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_02: This guy had so, I mean, he might lose his team.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, legitimately,
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think he will because Robert Kraft was fucking whores too and they just let
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_02: that go.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_03: So they'll probably just let this guy go as well,
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_03: but he legitimately could be forced to sell his team.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like that, what was the basketball guy?
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_00: Because of his quote unquote, his racism.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_00: His racism or whatever.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_02: This guy's out fucking prostitutes.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: He could easily lose his team over potentially $160 head.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_02: How is this guy in charge of paying hundreds of millions of dollars to players
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_02: to get on a field?
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_02: How is he responsible for all that?
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_00: And the thing is,
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_00: is, you know, when a guy like him, him of, you know, stature and money, I mean,
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_00: He could have chicks all day long.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: All day long.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_03: They will volunteer to ride his dick.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_02: They will line up for fucking passes to the loge at the fucking 49er games.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_02: I do not get it.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: I've read this story a couple of times looking for a gotcha or something, and I don't see it.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_02: He's a decent looking dude, dude.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's the other thing, too.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_02: He's not built like me.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_02: He's like in good shape.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_02: He's worth billions.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: Chicks line up for those kind of guys.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_02: Chicks are letting you fuck them in the ass on the first day, hoping to get some of that money.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: What an idiot.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_00: York first tried to arrange sex through the undercover ad on Saturday
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_00: a Mahoning Valley Human Trafficking Task Force reported.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_00: What was he doing in Mahoning Valley?
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: He's from there.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, he's from there?
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_00: He's from the Youngstown area?
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_00: Originally, yes.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_00: York messaged the female and advised that his name was Joe.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_03: Hi, I'm Joe.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_03: I'm Joe York,
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_03: no relation to the millionaire,
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_03: billionaire, I'm sorry, the billionaire owner of the 49ers.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_00: And that he would like to visit the female.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_00: Detectives wrote in a document later that same day, York allegedly reached out again.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_00: He advised that he was just checking in and was seeing if the female was available.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_03: By the way, is that pussy still wet?
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'm really horny for you.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_03: That's me, Joe.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_03: Joe Smith.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, tell them Joe sent you.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Joe Smith is looking to hook up with you.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_00: When both messages went unanswered by the undercover agent involved in the sting,
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_00: York again reached out at 9.11 a.m. Sunday.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that morning wood going.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_00: Apparently so.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_00: He asked if the female was free and that he would love to come see her.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_00: York allegedly said he was coming in from Boardman.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_00: That's where our good friend Mikey lives, down in that area.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_00: About 25 miles away or minutes away.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_00: He wanted the woman to shoot him an address.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_00: He then, according to the report, asked how much the female would charge for an hour.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_00: And she said $160?
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_00: Well, he was advised that the full-service sexual activity was $160,
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_00: with unprotected sex being $20 more.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_00: York advised that the $160 would work for him, and he was on his way.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_00: He's cheap as well as a billionaire.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_00: York was given a meeting location address,
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_00: which was at East Palestine Trailer Park with a fictitious lot number.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_00: Shortly after York arrived,
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_00: the report stated he was stopped by a marked unit and arrested at 935.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_03: Ironically, they found him with his dick in his hand rock hard.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_00: York had $160 on him.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_00: He had just 160.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_00: That was it.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_03: Right next to his fucking black Amex, his unlimited Amex that I'm sure he has in his pocket.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_00: Which was seized, officials said.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_00: The text message to York's iPhone revealed that it was the one used to arrange
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_00: the criminal activity.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_02: So he just used his regular phone.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_00: He didn't even have a naughty boy phone.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he didn't.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_02: As cheap as this fuck is, how did he not go to Walmart and buy a burner?
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_03: And again, I have no problem with prostitution.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_03: I honestly think prostitution should be legal.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking dating is prostitution.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_03: Let's call it what it is.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_03: Going out on dates is a fucking act of prostitution.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_03: So making it illegal, I'm not even for that.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_02: But this guy couldn't be more stupid if I hit him in the head with a bat.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_02: He is stupid.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_02: Did he show up with a fucking in a Bentley that says 49 or one on it or something?
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's a good thing because the next sentence says York was driving
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_00: an Avis rental car at the time of the arrest.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that makes sense because he's not from here or he doesn't live here now.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_00: York was taken into custody and booked on two separate charges,
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_00: one count of engaging in prostitution and one count of possessing criminal tools.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: Criminal tools?
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_00: Zima.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_00: After reaching a deal with prosecutors,
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_00: he pled no contest to a lesser charge of disorderly conduct as well as one count
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_00: of possession of criminal tools.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_00: What is a criminal tool?
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's a criminal tool if you use a phone and the internet to arrange for sex.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure I've heard Chris Hansen say that a couple times when I'm watching Takedown.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, all right.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: He was ordered to pay $1,150 in fines and was sentenced to one day in jail,
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_00: though he was given credit for time served and he was released.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_00: The incident came roughly four months after York filed for divorce from his wife.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_00: Danielle Balumi or whatever her name is.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_00: York stated in his divorce petition,
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_00: which he submitted on May 11th,
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_00: the couple wed in June of 2011 and had suffered irreconcilable differences.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_00: Well, because he likes to fuck...
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_03: Either that or the real story here is that this rich bitch that's going
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_03: to take half his money and more now that he's been arrested for fucking prostitutes.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_03: She wasn't doing her gig.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_03: She knew that she had signed and she was going to get half his fucking dough
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_03: or whatever they agreed to in a prenup or whatever.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_03: So she wasn't doing what she's supposed to.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_03: She wasn't giving up the ass, wasn't sucking his dick regularly or whatever.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_03: So he went out to get it.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_03: You know that's what this is.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_00: I never understand why these guys, these very wealthy guys, end up getting married.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't get it.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_02: The minute they start closing in on that first million, they should cut the bitch loose.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_02: Even if they love her to death, still cut her loose.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_02: Because she's going to turn into a cunt.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's what happens when you give anybody free money.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: They turn into an idiot.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_02: And that's just what happens with all these bitches.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_00: York lists their data separation as to be determined while noting he was looking
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_00: for joint legal and physical custody of their two younger sons.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_00: He also disclosed that the couple entered into a premarital agreement in July of 2011.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_00: The Niners said in a statement on Monday that because York's arrest was
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_00: a legal matter that had been resolved,
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_00: he would not be providing any further comment at this time.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_00: The NFL said it is investigating the situation,
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_00: though its personal conduct Through its personal conduct policy,
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_00: York was named team president in 2008, became the organization's owner in 2024.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_00: The Niners wrap up their preseason on Thursday with a game against the Raiders
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_00: before they kick off their regular season against the Rams in Australia
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_00: on September 10th.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_03: Wonderful.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_03: And this guy will get a slap on the wrist from the league.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_00: So he was just visiting Mahoney County?
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he was visiting his parents or some shit.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_00: That's kind of like what Pee Wee Herman got busted.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_00: He was visiting his parents in Florida and went to that adult theater.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_00: Adult theater got
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_03: caught jerking his
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_00: dick.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to go visit a prostitute at the trailer park.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_00: I'll be back.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to go take a drive, Mom.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_03: Who does he have to call?
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_03: Does he call his mom and dad or does he call the team or somebody to send
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_03: a representative to get him?
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_03: I would love to know.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I'd love to see a documentary of what happens from the time of his arrest.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_03: Wouldn't you like to see that?
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_03: How do you notify the team?
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_03: How do you notify the league?
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_03: Hello, Roger Goodell?
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, it's me, Jed York.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_03: Guess what?
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_03: I got arrested for getting my dick sucked in a trailer park.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, man.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_00: What an idiot.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_00: When you're wealthy like that or you're a high-profile celebrity or anything,
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_00: you just can't do normal people stuff.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_00: You just can't do that.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_02: And you don't need to do that because you've hit the lottery.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_02: Live like a lottery winner.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_02: Have people bring you in the pussy.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's what all the rich rappers do.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_02: They don't go out there and fucking hunt it down.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_02: They have somebody bring it to them.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: Remember the stories, even Def Leppard.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_02: Remember the stories in the 80s about Def Leppard that they used
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_02: to send their roadies
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_03: out to give all the hot girls passes and then
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_02: they'd bring
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_02: the hot girls back.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_02: The roadies brought them back.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_02: They didn't do it themselves.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_02: They just were there and like, hey, this dick ain't sucking itself.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_02: You want to?
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_02: And they would because the roadies had made it clear what they had to do
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_02: to stay backstage to get Phil Collins fucking full attention or whatever.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean, come on.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: This is not rocket science here.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_02: If you want to get your dick sucked, have somebody go do that for you.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_02: Put somebody on the payroll for 100 grand a year.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_02: They'll be more than happy to arrange this kind of shit for you.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you think?
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's the perks of being wealthy.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_02: There's a price.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_00: And you keep yourself out of the line of fire.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_02: Everything about this guy is as dumb as it can be.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, who did... You know what my first thought was when I saw this story?
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_02: And I swear to God, this was my first thought.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't what a dumbass this guy is or...
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_03: How could he get into this or any of those things?
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_03: My first thought was, who
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: did he inherit his money from?
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_02: Because this guy clearly didn't come up from poor to rich to experience how to deal with it.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_02: He's still thinking like a fucking guy that changes tires.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_02: You know, he's not thinking like a billionaire.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_03: He's thinking like a guy that owns a diner.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_03: Well, $100 for a fucking piece of ass.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let me go get that.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_03: That's great.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, everything about that is bad.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_02: Spend $10,000 for a high-end escort.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's not going to hurt you.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_02: You're not going to feel that any more than you would the $150
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_02: that you were supposed to spend to get your dick sucked.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_02: Would he?
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, the guy's worth, he owns the 49ers.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's got to be worth $10 billion, right?
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_00: You would think so.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_00: And what's interesting is that the DeBartolos own the 49ers and they were from
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_00: the Youngstown area too.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_02: But I mean, what does $10,000 feel like to a guy that has $10 billion?
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_02: It's like me handing you a five.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_02: You go, man, here's a fiver.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_02: It's like paying for locals.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_02: Literally, it's like paying for locals.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_02: Pretty much.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_02: For this guy, but he's too dumb to do that and get high-end really good pussy.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_02: Instead, he's going to go for some...
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_00: Trailer park.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_02: Trailer park pussy for
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_00: $140 or whatever it is.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_00: He's going to...
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_00: And here's the other thing,
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_00: and I know you made it very clear that these type of things don't cross your mind,
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_00: but say this was even a real proposition.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_00: What kind of a horror show are you going to walk into in a trailer park of all places?
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_00: And
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_00: the cleanliness and the chances of catching some kind of nasty-ass disease
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_00: and some drug-addled, Just a mess.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_00: And you're willing to be a billionaire guy and go to a scummy trailer park
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_00: and have some toothless, drug-addled whore suck your dick?
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_00: Are you kidding me?
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_02: And dude,
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_02: I can tell you as an experienced whore buyer in the old days,
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_02: the chicks are not really willing to go
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_03: without a rubber.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_03: I remember when I was in South Carolina,
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_03: we got our first passes when I was in AIT,
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_03: and we went to the Holiday Inn in North Carolina.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_03: It was me and my friend Eric,
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_03: and he went out and got a hooker, and this hooker was horrid, horrid.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_02: Black chick, probably 180 pounds, nothing
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_03: to look at.
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_03: It was like fucking Wheezy.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_03: It was really, really gnarly.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_03: And immediately,
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't want to even deal with it,
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_03: especially because I was coming in second after Eric had already banged her,
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_03: and I really wasn't so hot for that.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_03: But he had paid her.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_02: He had already paid her to fuck us both.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_02: So I was like, okay.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_02: And she slapped a condom on me immediately.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, and she was
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_03: just going to blow me.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I don't want to use a condom if you're just going to suck my dick.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_03: Now, I want to remind everybody I was 17 years old.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: So, you know, I didn't have any smarts at all at that point.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_03: I just wanted to get my dick sucked.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_03: And she was like, nope, not going to.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_03: She literally was like, not going to suck your dick unless you got a condom on.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_03: And if that's an issue, then we're out and no refunds.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, all right, put the condom on.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_03: And then she sucked my dick in for about three seconds.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, all right, I'm done here.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_03: I just was like, I didn't want nothing to do with it.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like, yuck.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, you're wrong, Fuego.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_02: Is it Fuego or Shelly?
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_02: You're wrong, Shelly.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_02: Back in those days,
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_02: I was quite fine to go in second, third,
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_03: or fourth, but not with this ugly broad.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_00: It's so funny, the different standards you apply.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_00: I have crazy standards, I know it.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_00: Earlier in the show,
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_00: you talked about some nasty,
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_00: ugly chicks that you were willing to put your face in their snatch,
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_00: but you're not willing to have an ugly chick such as you did.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, there's a difference.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_02: There's a difference?
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_02: There is a difference, yes.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_02: What's the difference?
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_02: The difference is I get probably more enjoyment out of eating pussy
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_02: than I do fucking get my dick sucked.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_00: But you didn't offer to eat her pussy, did you?
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_02: Who?
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, not that.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_02: No, but that was a different situation.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, see, everything's different.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that wasn't different.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_02: Who's going to eat out a hooker?
• 50:29
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• 50:30
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• 50:37
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• 50:42
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• 50:45
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you just said they were all hookers.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_01: You said dating.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_00: True.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_03: There is truth to that.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_03: There's some truth to that.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm all about, look, and I mean, if we're going to get into this, we can get into this too.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_03: And I know your answer without even asking, but I'll just say it anyway.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_03: If the option is getting a blowjob or eating out a bitch that's
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_03: on her fucking period, I'm down fucking getting my red wings every time.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_03: Every time.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_03: There's something fun about taking that fucking...
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking blood and writing your initials on her belly or some shit like that.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_03: There's something wicked sickly fun about that kind of shit.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I think you have the disease that this fox guy has.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_00: He found it wicked fun to go seek out
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_03: trailer park pussy.
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_03: Don't think I didn't map quest to see where he was at.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_03: 140, huh?
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a dirty boy.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a dirty boy.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_00: Seeking out cheap prostitute pussy.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, if I had a billion dollars,
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_03: though, there's no way would I be seeking out trailer park pussy.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_02: The guy could literally buy the trailer park and get the pussy for free.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, what do you think a trailer park in East Palestine costs?
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, what do you think a trailer park in East Palestine costs?
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_02: A hundred grand?
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_00: A hundred thousand dollars.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_02: What is $100,000 to somebody that has $10 billion?
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_03: And then he could just go right up to the fucking whore and say, look, you want to stay here?
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_03: Rent free.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_03: But about three times a month, I'm going to fly in here.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_03: You're going to fucking take my seed.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_00: Trailer park pussy.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_03: Guy is an idiot.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_03: Wretch, Chris is one sick puppy.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_02: I've never said I wasn't.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_02: Never.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_00: Well, since we're on the sex subject here.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I find funny real quick?
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_03: And we go right back to it.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_03: I think there's people in the chat room that really think I'm just putting on an act.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_03: And they are a thousand percent wrong.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_03: I really am this guy.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just a fucking filthy perv.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, go ahead.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_00: In an unsettling scene that unfolded on July 19th of 2026,
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_00: Trista Riley, 43,
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_00: and Christopher Arnold, 42,
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_00: allegedly performed lewd acts in plain view of fellow passengers during
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_00: a JetBlue flight from New York's JFK Airport to Florida,
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_00: Sarasota, Bradenton International Airport.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_00: The grievous incident reported by a vigilant mother and confirmed
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_00: by flight attendants led to the couple's immediate arrest upon landing in
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_00: a permanent ban from JetBlue,
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_00: spotlighting a disturbing breach of public decency in
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_00: a confined high-stakes environment.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_00: The alleged misconduct took place mid-flight around 10.30 a.m.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_00: when a horrified mother traveling with her two children alerted a flight attendant
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_00: to the abhorrent behavior, unfortunately witnessed firsthand by her children.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_00: According to the court documents obtained by WWSB,
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_00: the flight attendant then approached the couple's seating area
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_00: and allegedly observed Riley making up and down movements with her head
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_00: while she was face-to-face.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_02: Mommy, why is she acting like a chicken?
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_02: She was
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_00: making up and down movements with her head while she was face down in Arnold's lap.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_00: The whole chicken head and This shocking behavior in such a public
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_00: and confined space is not only a violation of social norms but also
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_00: a criminal offense.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_00: The couple was reportedly charged with two felony counts of lewd
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_00: and lascivious exhibition,
• 55:33
  SPEAKER_00: specifically in the presence of minors,
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_00: a serious charge that reflects the gravity of the couple's actions.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_00: Upon landing in Sarasota Airport, police promptly arrested Riley and Arnold.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_00: The swift response by law enforcement and JetBlue's security team underscores
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_00: the seriousness in which such incidences are treated.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_00: According to People,
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_00: both individuals were released on their own recognizance two days later
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_00: but are scheduled to appear in court for arraignment.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_00: It remains unclear whether they have retained legal representation.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_00: How old were the kids?
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_00: It didn't say it said a mother and her kids.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_03: Because if the kids are even like 11 or 12 or whatever,
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_03: if I was the person being charged with this,
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_03: the first thing I'd do is subpoena the kids' phones.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_03: And if they found any kind of porn on it,
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_03: be like, this is what these kids are already looking at.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't do anything wrong.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_03: And you know, if it's a 12 or 13-year-old, they are on Pornhub.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_03: They're definitely on the porn.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_00: A JetBlue spokesperson in a statement shared with people described
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_00: the Connecticut couple's conduct was as unacceptable and said
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_00: the airline would not tolerate such behavior.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_00: The airline confirmed that the couple was permanently banned from flying on JetBlue,
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_00: a rare but necessary measure to protect passengers.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_03: Wow,
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_03: what a punishment that is.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_02: No JetBlue for you.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_02: No JetBlue for you, pal.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_02: Was his name Jed York?
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you see what his worth is, that Jed York, see whatever his worth is.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_00: The incident rises important questions about public behavior and safety
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_00: in closed spaces like airplanes where passengers are in close quarters
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_00: and have been limited options to escape uncomfortable or dangerous situations.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_00: What makes the incident particularly disturbing is in the presence of children
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_00: who are uniquely vulnerable to the damaging impact of such behavior.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_03: His net worth,
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_03: by the way,
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_03: his personal net worth is about $500 million,
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_03: but his business empire is worth $8.5 billion.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_00: $8.5 billion with a B.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and he's trolling trailer parks for fucking toothless snatch.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_03: Jeez, oh man.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_00: In Mahoning Valley of all places.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_03: In the middle of a cow field or whatever.
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_02: And didn't East Palestine have like
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_00: some train derailment?
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they had a train derailment with a chemical spill.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_02: So he's probably fucking some prostitute with three heads and six legs.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe that was the attractiveness of it all.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_00: It could be.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_00: He wanted to fuck a mutant.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_03: I've been watching,
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_03: this has nothing to do with nothing,
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_03: but I've been watching, I think it's season four of American Horror Story.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_03: And it's called American Horror Story, I think Freaks or something like that.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's about a wacky, awful circus.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_03: It has all these circus freaks all over the place.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_03: And one of the main circus freaks is a chick with two heads.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_03: And one wants to fuck and the other wants to kill.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm just like, yeah, maybe that's what Jed York is looking for.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_03: Something like that.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_00: Some weird, wacky shit.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_00: Need something to spice it up.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine fucking a girl with two heads?
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_03: How drunk would you have to be?
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you remember those sisters that they were joined at the head?
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_02: I can't fathom.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_02: I can't even fathom if they weren't joined at the head.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_02: Now this is one.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_02: Here's the question.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_02: Sidney Sweeney body.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_02: Two heads.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_00: It's too freakish.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_03: Is it too?
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think I agree.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_03: But it would be a long thought.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_03: It would be a very long,
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_03: especially if she was like showing me it a little bit,
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_03: like she was like,
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_03: like Sydney Sweeney was up on that cake or whatever and just showing me a little bit
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_03: of fucking Arby's double meat or whatever.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_03: I'd be like, I'll just get some fucking sofa cushions to put over those heads.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_03: Go for it.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_03: So you're in my wheelhouse now, man.
• 1:00:17
  SPEAKER_03: This freaky shit is definitely all me.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_00: So anyway,
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_00: if you're a multi-billionaire,
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_00: don't be trolling for trailer park pussy because it might land you in jail.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_03: This is going to sound very horrible.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_03: This is really going to sound very horrible.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_03: But don't you wish this was one of those Chris Hansen stings and he was after like
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_03: a 14-year-old?
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_03: Wouldn't that have been great if it was the owner of the 49ers and Chris Hansen did come in?
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_03: Have a seat.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_03: Have a seat.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_03: What brings you here tonight?
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're just coming to speak to her.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_03: You're just coming to have a talk, huh?
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_03: Jed, I know you own the 49ers, but is this really your first time here?
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_03: Is this your first time doing this?
• 1:01:14
  SPEAKER_03: God, I wish that would have happened.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_03: That would have been the best.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_03: How big would Chris Hansen's show have blown up if he was the one that nabbed the 40?
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_03: Don't you think that would have taken him off the internet and put him back on CBS
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_03: or NBC or somewhere, don't you think?
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_00: You would think.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_00: Are people still watching network television, though?
• 1:01:41
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they watch the streaming derivative of it.
• 1:01:44
  SPEAKER_03: They're not watching NBC per se,
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_03: but they're watching Peacock or they're watching Paramount instead of,
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_03: you know, CBS regular.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, there's still a lot of shows that are still out there.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_03: You know, there's the Chicago PD and fire and all that shit and law and order.
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_03: And you know, every fucking spinoff that you can imagine of the big bang theory.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_03: Now they're on, I think the fourth spinoff with that Stewart saves the world or whatever.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_03: And that's wretched bad.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_03: That's a terrible show.
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I mean, there is still... Again, dude, I know we always talk about this with radio.
• 1:02:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's the same with TV.
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_02: You got old people that are just too dumb or too lame to adapt.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_02: They buy a Roku and the first thing they do is buy fucking YouTube TV because it's
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_02: the closest thing to cable TV.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:02:38
  SPEAKER_02: Or they just buy whatever Comcast is selling as their streaming product.
• 1:02:45
  SPEAKER_02: And they watch it like regular TV.
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's why Pluto and all that shit is so popular, because it looks like regular TV.
• 1:02:52
  SPEAKER_03: You turn it on,
• 1:02:53
  SPEAKER_03: it brings up a TV guide, and you can go, ooh, ooh, oh, Live PD, let me click that.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_03: And they're watching TV just like the old days.
• 1:03:01
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's all I have for the sex stuff for this segment.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, that's good.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_02: Believe it or not, that was an hour.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_00: It's flown by,
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_00: and by the time I play 20 minutes of tunes,
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_00: we'll be into the final hour and wrap that shit up.
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_03: We'll talk some Twisted Skidster, and we'll talk some...
• 1:03:25
  SPEAKER_03: I got a bunch of new David Lee Roth stuff.
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_03: So we'll have some David Lee Roth, maybe some Nikki Sixx, and all kinds of good stuff still.
• 1:03:38
  SPEAKER_03: We haven't really talked a lot of music tonight at all.
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_03: Other than Jamie.
• 1:03:42
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_00: So, all right.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we talked to an actual rock star.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:03:50
  SPEAKER_03: So we don't need to talk about any more music.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_00: Because you heard it from the horse's mouth, an actual rock star's mouth.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_02: And Jim, you got to hear about a guy that works with Thayer.
• 1:04:00
  SPEAKER_02: That had to make you really happy.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_00: That's pretty funny.
• 1:04:07
  SPEAKER_00: It is.
• 1:04:09
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_00: Well, the birthday wishes continue.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_00: Shelly is a very, very popular girl tonight.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_00: I guess so.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_00: Demon was popular a couple of weeks ago when it was her birthday.
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_00: Cool.
• 1:04:25
  SPEAKER_00: But now Shelly, she's the one in the seat tonight.
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 1:04:33
  SPEAKER_00: Let me see here.
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_00: I had this lined up here.
• 1:04:38
  SPEAKER_00: Let's see here.
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_03: Going back to the girl with the two heads, shall we?
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_00: Put a bag over one head.
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_00: Bag over one.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_03: It would still look weird.
• 1:04:49
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'll stop looking at the chat.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_00: Well, John Phillips checks in with us.
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_00: To help celebrate Shelly Rock's birthday and to piss off the Dockin' haters,
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_00: he'd like to hear Too High to Fly.
• 1:05:09
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, a long one.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_03: Played a live one that's like 15 minutes long.
• 1:05:12
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_00: Give it to him.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_00: And even Jackal steps in and says, that's actually a good tune.
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_00: I like that album.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_03: That's just so you'll play the short version.
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_03: I know his game.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_00: Well, for Shelley Rock's birthday, this is from John Phillips.
• 1:05:30
  SPEAKER_00: It is Too High to Fly exclusively here.
• 1:05:33
  SPEAKER_03: On your classic metal show.
• 1:05:47
  SPEAKER_01: New York's heavy metal titans are back.
• 1:05:51
  SPEAKER_01: After 10 years, Anthrax unleashes their 12th studio album, Curse Em Perficio, September 18th.
• 1:05:59
  SPEAKER_01: This is the sound of legends completing their journey.
• 1:06:03
  SPEAKER_01: Curse Em Perficio, my journey is over.
• 1:06:07
  SPEAKER_01: First single, It's For The Kids, is a buzz saw riff monster.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_01: Explosive drums, howling hooks, and pure Anthrax destruction.
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_01: Scott Ian,
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  SPEAKER_01: Charlie Benonte,
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  SPEAKER_01: Frank Bello,
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  SPEAKER_01: Joey Belladonna,
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  SPEAKER_01: and Jonathan DeNice deliver the thrash masterpiece you've been waiting for.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get the two-disc vinyl set right now, available at the bottom of your screen.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anthrax, Cursum Proficia, September 18th.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the one you've been waiting for.