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COLD CUTS: Tradie of the Day · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hood Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold I the exponents there on the Big Show Breakfast
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  Speaker 2: this Monday morning.
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  Speaker 3: Fellas, I've got some news.
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  Speaker 4: What's on the news with me Chazy.
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  Speaker 3: Over to Europe now where a flight was happening and
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  Speaker 3: a man got sucked through a window.
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  Speaker 4: Mid flight?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: What he got sucked through the window?
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  Speaker 6: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: I know, because that sort of thing I have heard
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  Speaker 5: happens on the ground. What do you mean there's as
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  Speaker 5: that that toilet up there?
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  Speaker 3: And no, no, no, sorry, he got sucked out of
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  Speaker 3: the window.
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  Speaker 4: He got partially sucked through the window on a plane.
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  Speaker 2: Ah right, well that I mean, but hang on those
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  Speaker 2: plane windows are tiny, just like a little hole.
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  Speaker 3: No, I no, that's why he didn't fit fully through that.
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  Speaker 3: The flight was taking taking off from northern Greece and
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  Speaker 3: heading to Germany, and then he sort of got half
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  Speaker 3: sucked out of the through the window and the passengers
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  Speaker 3: around him and this guy was sixty one, sixty one
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  Speaker 3: years getting sucked through a window, right, and then you
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  Speaker 3: know that's no good.
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  Speaker 5: And then the other passengers pulled them, They pulled him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they pulled him off the window, so he was
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  Speaker 3: actually saved by the other passengers.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't want to speak to media, but it was
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  Speaker 4: a Ryan Air flight, which is like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your budget windows. Yeah, no, wow, there was a window.
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  Speaker 3: It wouldn't work without it window.
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  Speaker 2: That's very funny because I was looking for the cheap
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  Speaker 2: air flights.
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  Speaker 4: Air flights there were you Google you.
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  Speaker 6: And Ryan came up.
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  Speaker 2: Right and went on, I never heard of those guys,
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  Speaker 2: and now people are getting sucked off through the windows,
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  Speaker 2: sucked out, shaped out through the window.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: So the thing with Ryan here they started the sort
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  Speaker 3: of budget travel kind of thing.
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  Speaker 5: Which you know, on the surface, geez, I'm king, But
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  Speaker 5: then when you look further into it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sucked out the window passed.
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  Speaker 3: This is a quote from the passengers told Greg Greek media.
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  Speaker 3: They heard a loud bang, oxygen masks dropped and the
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  Speaker 3: plane began to lose altitude. That would have been when
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  Speaker 3: he was getting sucked out the window there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. So but do you know what broke the window? Keasy?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It just says here that passengers panic screened. One was
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  Speaker 3: being partially sucked out the window, whole nick, his whole
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  Speaker 3: haired nick and shoulders were pulled out of the window
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  Speaker 3: and he would have just been sort of flopping on.
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  Speaker 2: Against the Yeah, sale yards blow up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, that was weird.
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  Speaker 3: I've got I don't know, I'm just sort of but anyway, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's so, it's in the news.
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  Speaker 7: It's good.
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  Speaker 5: That's good, Keysy, that's the sort of standard I expect. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: all right, it's from four days ago.
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  Speaker 6: That was your best one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodkey.
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  Speaker 6: Smashing smashing pumpkins.
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  Speaker 2: Here on the Big Show Breakfast this Tuesday morning. I've
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  Speaker 2: just been delivered to coffee fellas. This is going to
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  Speaker 2: tip me over the.
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  Speaker 6: Edge now listen.
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  Speaker 2: We just like to check in with each other and
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  Speaker 2: with the public out there, sort of a mental health
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  Speaker 2: check up, because Keezy, I'm just getting.
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  Speaker 6: The vibe that you're really struggling with.
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  Speaker 4: There's another mental health checking where it's just me.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the thing about Liz that Jason and I love
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  Speaker 5: in the mornings. We're morning people, Yes we are. I'm
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  Speaker 5: loving it too, and so of the vibe that we've
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  Speaker 5: been getting, certainly this morning, is that you're not loving it.
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  Speaker 5: So I just need to check in and make sure
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  Speaker 5: you are all good? Right, Look I am, I am great.
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  Speaker 3: I am really enjoying getting up in the mornings, coming in,
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  Speaker 3: you know, doing the old radio thing with you fellas.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's great.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's just we get a bit of chitch check
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  Speaker 5: gown on between, so you know, when the songs are playing,
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  Speaker 5: all that sort of stuff, and we sort of notice
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  Speaker 5: that you sort of tune out, yes, sort of get
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  Speaker 5: lost in your phone or sort of admin. You don't engage,
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  Speaker 5: and so the vibe is that you're just not You're
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  Speaker 5: not rather not be here, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Because you brought in a really lovely chicken sandwich in
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  Speaker 2: a cheer batter bun.
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  Speaker 6: Shelt and pepper and moggy.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, that's great, keasy, what are you
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  Speaker 2: Learnning's like, what do you got in this m What
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  Speaker 2: do you got in that sandwich?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, wasn't that sandwich?
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  Speaker 3: I can tell that he's ship's thearing And I'm gonna say,
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  Speaker 3: chicken's gonna go chicken sandwich.
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  Speaker 7: D Oh keezy.
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  Speaker 4: That's the sort of ship kids in it. And I
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  Speaker 4: just could be bothered. I just it's just got chicken in.
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  Speaker 6: It, all right.
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  Speaker 4: And then you you keep begging all about the indigo poos.
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  Speaker 4: Can you hurry up and go?
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  Speaker 6: Well? I need a ta song sweep?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah no, but there is this ads and a song
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  Speaker 5: coming up. Okay, all right, you've been with jameson and
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  Speaker 5: defeat of him. It has been brewing or more.
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  Speaker 3: But he keeps telling me and I don't care, so
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  Speaker 3: I don't sit here telling you guys about my backstage. Backstage,
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm calling it now. If I'm honest, that
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  Speaker 3: sort of stuff I tune out for.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, it's just all about being connected with
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  Speaker 6: each other, that's right, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And I just feel sharing that sort of stuff with you,
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  Speaker 2: and your eyes are very hooded at the moment, which
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  Speaker 2: is which is just a sign that you're not all g.
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  Speaker 3: Because you keep saying to me, oh, it's percolating, it's brewing.
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  Speaker 3: That seriously though, keasy, it's brewing. And that's all the
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  Speaker 3: convo you've got off here.
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  Speaker 6: But other than that stuff, you're all you're all good, yeah, loving.
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  Speaker 7: It yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And to be honest, it doesn't matter what time of
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  Speaker 3: dat is. If you're talking to me about that stuff,
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  Speaker 3: we're asking what's in my sandwich? I'm probably gonna get
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  Speaker 3: wound up regardless.
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  Speaker 7: Right, Well, you know what was in the sandwich chicken?
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  Speaker 6: Did you have a split chicken last night?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't ever splitch.
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  Speaker 3: Hold.
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  Speaker 1: I keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keys. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hot.
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  Speaker 2: Actual Red Hot Chili Peppers. There on the Hodaki Breakfast
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  Speaker 2: this Wednesday morning. The time is eight fifty nine. The
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  Speaker 2: score and the soccer still Spain to France zero and
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  Speaker 2: ninety minutes.
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  Speaker 6: Fellas, it's all over over.
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  Speaker 3: It is yet seven minutes of extra time. We've got
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  Speaker 3: about nine seconds left. She's done dust in Spain. We'll
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  Speaker 3: be into the final taking on either England or Argentina.
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  Speaker 6: I think it'll be Argentina. Quietly but anyway, Oh, it's
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  Speaker 6: all over.
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  Speaker 4: It is all over you, Ah, right, That's what I
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  Speaker 4: was just saying, Fellas.
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  Speaker 7: Last night, I had a I had a dream.
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  Speaker 5: It's just one of those ones where you wake up
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  Speaker 5: and it feels like it's just a sleipple with a
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  Speaker 5: bit of an odd feeling. I just want to run
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  Speaker 5: it past you. It's actually involved one of the Big
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  Speaker 5: Show team, right, wasn't it a lucid dream? I don't
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  Speaker 5: know really, what that means. But it felt very very
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  Speaker 5: very real, and it was actually you and me, Keyzy.
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  Speaker 5: We were working where were We were working very closely
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  Speaker 5: on a television project. We've been funded and we didn't
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  Speaker 5: have very much time to get it over the line.
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  Speaker 5: So we'd been funded for a show. We've got funding
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  Speaker 5: for a TV show, and it was a hell of
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  Speaker 5: a lot of money. It was make or break if
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  Speaker 5: we did a good job.
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  Speaker 6: That was us.
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  Speaker 7: Our careers were sorted.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, so very late nights working on the scripts, very close,
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  Speaker 5: working a very close proximity with each other.
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  Speaker 4: Was it a factual sort of TV show? Was it
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  Speaker 4: like a sick comedy type vibe?
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  Speaker 5: It was a sick commie slash sports presentation, slash hosting
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  Speaker 5: game of two have slash horror, you know, and dreams
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  Speaker 5: how things don't quite make sense when they make complete sense.
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  Speaker 7: There's nothing I could have views in the real world.
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  Speaker 5: But point being, we're working very very closely together and
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  Speaker 5: over those sort of those months of doing very very
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  Speaker 5: long hours sixteen seventeen, eighteen hours, you fell in love
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  Speaker 5: with me. And it got to the point where you
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  Speaker 5: were consistently and constantly asking me out on a date,
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  Speaker 5: asking me to go out with you telling me how
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  Speaker 5: you felt about me, et cetera, et cetera. And I'll
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  Speaker 5: be honest with you, I had feelings for you as well,
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  Speaker 5: very flattered. But the problem is in the dream and
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  Speaker 5: in real life I'm married. So in the dream I'm
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  Speaker 5: saying to you, Keesy, look, man, I.
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  Speaker 7: Think the world ofview.
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  Speaker 5: I think you're a huge talent, you know, not much
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  Speaker 5: to look at, but great personality, and I really do
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  Speaker 5: vibe with you, but it's just not going to work, right, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 5: And you sort of took that in your stride and
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  Speaker 5: we kept on work and next day, what do you know,
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  Speaker 5: You're asking me again, and before you know it, the
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  Speaker 5: novelty has sort of worn off and it's starting to
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  Speaker 5: get a little bit pushy. So I've really had to
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  Speaker 5: I've really had to take your side there and just say, look, Kezy,
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  Speaker 5: I've made it very clear how I feel here. I'm
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  Speaker 5: just not into it, man. But why not though, And
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  Speaker 5: so I'm just going to say that to you again
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  Speaker 5: here and now I'm not into it, all right, So
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  Speaker 5: I just need you to stop asking me because I'm married.
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  Speaker 5: You need to remember that you're married. No, totally we
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  Speaker 5: work very closely together. I don't think it'll be good
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  Speaker 5: for the show. I'm just not well, that's not true.
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  Speaker 5: I am into it, but it just it simply would
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  Speaker 5: not work.
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  Speaker 6: You got that, Kezy?
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, dreaming it's so weird, Mogi, because well no,
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  Speaker 2: I mean no, no, the dreams very real. I had
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  Speaker 2: a very similar dream about you. You and I, oh right,
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  Speaker 2: the only difference being we went out of hammer and tongs.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah it sounds right, that sounds right, right, hang on,
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  Speaker 7: so no, hang on, why are you in.
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  Speaker 4: The dream? Why are you saying yes to him and
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  Speaker 4: going and I quote hammer and tongs? But with me,
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  Speaker 4: it's annoying and it could ruin the show.
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  Speaker 5: Well, because the thing with you, Keezy is you're a
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  Speaker 5: clinging bar yeah right, Jayceon, You're needy, okay, And this
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  Speaker 5: is all in the dream, right, so it's not in real.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just saying to you now right, not himman, Okay, sorry?
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  Speaker 3: But what was it about Jason made you say you know?
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  Speaker 7: Or drink him? In there?
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  Speaker 6: Heavy geeks?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what are you up to after this?
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  Speaker 7: Jase?
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  Speaker 1: The Hold Acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio hold.
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  Speaker 2: As indeed casive lyon there on the Big Show Breakfast
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  Speaker 2: this Tuesday morning. The time is six forty seven, and
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  Speaker 2: we're all about in the Big Show celebrating the backbone
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  Speaker 2: of this nation, I e.
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  Speaker 6: The trade. So let's get into trade of the.
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  Speaker 4: Day, Trade of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Lots of ticks coming through Fellers three four eight three
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  Speaker 3: william One's backbone accountants to be shouted out.
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  Speaker 7: Backbones wants diesel.
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  Speaker 4: Mechanics to be the trade of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Painters, forklift operators, field service mechanics from Blair, Can.
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  Speaker 7: I just say, I don't think a forklift operator is
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  Speaker 7: a trade?
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  Speaker 6: No, I thinking of the same thing.
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  Speaker 7: No, I could drive a car. Is there a trade?
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  Speaker 7: I guess it is if you're a numba drive.
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  Speaker 6: Or you're a courier or year.
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  Speaker 3: Kitchen installers, mechanics, fabricators.
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  Speaker 4: But today's trades.
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  Speaker 6: Obricators what they just make? Shut up?
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  Speaker 3: No fabricator like steal fabricators and fabricating anything using anything fabricated.
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  Speaker 6: Doesn't sound real to me.
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  Speaker 7: Making stuff that.
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  Speaker 4: My dad's a fabricator.
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  Speaker 6: I know he tells a good story. No, he did.
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  Speaker 4: Today's trade of the day overwhelmingly plumbers.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, how good?
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  Speaker 6: Well they are what absolute backbones?
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  Speaker 2: They are down and dirty, the plumbers to Burglars Burglars washers.
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  Speaker 4: I had plumbers at my house yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, how'd they go under my house lying in
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  Speaker 3: a pool of mud because my shower had been leaking
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  Speaker 3: for like, I know, fifty.
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  Speaker 4: Years and they got it sorted.
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  Speaker 7: Their backbones. They are backbones, you know when you call
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  Speaker 7: up a shit whisperer eggan the real backbone. It's a
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  Speaker 7: great nickname.
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  Speaker 5: I had a guy when you back in scott was
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  Speaker 5: made of my dad's mister PLoP was his nickname?
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  Speaker 4: Was he a plumber? I think so, Jason, you got
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  Speaker 4: any plumer anecdotes?
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  Speaker 7: You benders, Yeah, it's another nickname for them.
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  Speaker 6: They love a you bend.
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  Speaker 3: Pe trappers, turd herders, washer uh, smelly bastards, sticky bastards. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: tap tap jockeys.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Drip monkeys, drip monkey, yeah, yeah, plug something.
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  Speaker 7: Lords of the ring pieces.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's a good one.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's good.
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  Speaker 3: So your trade of the day, plumbers, big shout out
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  Speaker 3: if you are a plumber.
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  Speaker 7: Totally man, we're cheered out today.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we value you. Yeah yeah, wek around.
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  Speaker 7: Your cheers out today. You're the Hedache Big Shows trade
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  Speaker 7: of the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's good stuff, fellas the whole Achy Big Show with Jason,
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
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