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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show April 22nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: And a little follow up we were talking about like
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  Speaker 1: Rabel and finally came out and you know, addressed, get
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: past it, let's move forward conversations again. I feel bad
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  Speaker 1: for his wife. And that's how you find out, you know,
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: because there's pictures online, there's your husbands some chick. But
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  Speaker 1: he's not allowed to dance with somebody. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 1: mean she, she's the one decided, for whatever reason, her
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  Speaker 1: prerogative to stick it out. I wouldn't stick it out.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: I don't. I can't imagine a situation where I would
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  Speaker 1: stick it out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here's a question. Is it because of the betrayal
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  Speaker 2: or just the public humiliation?
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  Speaker 1: They know about it?
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  Speaker 2: Like, now, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: What if nobody knew about it, that's my question. If
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  Speaker 1: nobody knew about it, I would still not want to
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  Speaker 1: be with that person. I don't care about anybody changes anything,
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  Speaker 1: anybody else's viewer opinion of whatever. That she cheated on me, right, Like,
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  Speaker 1: so that's between her and I and that's I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's fixable. Yeah, because you never forget it.
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  Speaker 1: You would always think about it. Yeah, And could you
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  Speaker 1: ever trust them?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Probably not. Who wants to live like that. I've never
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  Speaker 1: understood the people who we're going to make this work,
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  Speaker 1: maybe because they've cheated, maybe because they've done something, they
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  Speaker 1: got some dirty little secret, they know that they have
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  Speaker 1: wronged them and the other person just doesn't know about
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  Speaker 1: it yet. So yeah, they just did something to me.
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  Speaker 1: But the grand scheme of things, we're gonna just call
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  Speaker 1: this even.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it's like almost like you view it as this
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  Speaker 4: is my chance to do it to them, So yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and I won't feel.
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  Speaker 1: Guilty about it, or this is kind of hot.
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  Speaker 5: You know, she likes.
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  Speaker 1: H I got an open relationship and that's just how
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  Speaker 1: it works, and it's not cheating. But we're talking about cheating.
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  Speaker 2: And I never understood. Well, we're going to go to
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  Speaker 2: their be together. I'm like, why do I have to go?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Right, don't drag me into this. Yeah yeah exactly, you go,
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  Speaker 1: yeah exactly. I don't know. She's maybe sticking it out
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  Speaker 1: because she likes the lifestyle. That's yeah, she's houring herself out.
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  Speaker 1: Now you don't think you could do better? Maybe for
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  Speaker 1: the lifestyle, Like all right, well, I mean talk about
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  Speaker 1: having no respect for yourself? Oh boy, because if.
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  Speaker 2: Your people do stay with cheaters.
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  Speaker 1: Because if you're doing it simply because of the lifestyle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm saying in general, like poor cheaters is
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  Speaker 2: stay you know, like people don't.
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  Speaker 6: Do it, and like if you have kids and stuff
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  Speaker 6: and your whole life is wrapped up in it, I mean,
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  Speaker 6: it's not necessarily easy to walk away either.
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  Speaker 1: No, but I just don't know how you stick around. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like I think it's it's you know, Okay, it may
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  Speaker 1: take a minute to unravel everything and to figure things out,
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  Speaker 1: but how can you continue to be with that person?
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  Speaker 2: Think about it more personally, the love of your life,
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  Speaker 2: the person that you would literally die for your dog
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  Speaker 2: maybe stepped out on you.
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  Speaker 1: How would you feel because well, I apparently thing I
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  Speaker 1: have felt that we were was it was a lot
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  Speaker 1: and not real.
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  Speaker 2: So all the things that no longer applying.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, it just no avoids that because everything
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  Speaker 1: I thought this person was it is not it was
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  Speaker 1: it was just all you know, it was all nonsense.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah wow, I mean yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Don't you kind of kind of jealous when your dog
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  Speaker 5: is like super friendly with the person they just met.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, don't be nice to them?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I went back through some of the after hours voicemails,
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  Speaker 1: because I know we've had you know, people hit us up,
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  Speaker 1: you know when they found out that they had been
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  Speaker 1: cheated on. This guy called in and.
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  Speaker 7: The rest of the game. I need some advice. My
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  Speaker 7: three years is cheating on me. I found out. I've
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  Speaker 7: seen her phone. Shouldn't physically do it, but very emotional stuff.
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  Speaker 7: She said, sorry, but well she still wants to be
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  Speaker 7: friends with the dude. But it's like, damn, bro, what
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  Speaker 7: do you think we should do?
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  Speaker 1: Break up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't marry interesting though, he said, only an emotional cheating.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's going down that road. She wants to
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  Speaker 1: maintain the connection with this guy that's going nowhere good.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you also have been engaged for three years,
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  Speaker 5: so that he's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Long engagements are also another that's a red flag. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is not going the right way. Engage. Oh congratulations
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  Speaker 1: someone you guys think you're gonna get married. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: figure that out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, never you mind.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your business not like next year. We're aiming for
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  Speaker 1: next year. No, it's like a yeah, we're just going
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  Speaker 1: to be engaged for a while.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what what are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? So the experts will tell you that's a mega
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  Speaker 1: red flag.
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  Speaker 2: Really yeah, so what would an average what is the
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  Speaker 2: average eighteen months?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we just had something about that recently. I think
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  Speaker 1: it was somewhere around twelve to eighteen.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, to get a date for the wedding and to
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  Speaker 6: plan the whole wedding, that's basically how it takes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Well then this guy, he dodged a bullet
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  Speaker 1: because they're not even married yet. Right, so don't do
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  Speaker 1: it right?
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  Speaker 2: He sounds mega sad?
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  Speaker 1: Sounds true? Oh yeah, I mean you can be bummed
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  Speaker 1: out about it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, obviously, do you just get another dog?
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  Speaker 1: You're good? Yeah? What about this? Check here?
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  Speaker 5: Hi?
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  Speaker 8: What do you show?
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  Speaker 3: Podcast? Listener? Here, you guys were talking about a man
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  Speaker 3: suing because his wife found out he was cheating over text. Well,
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  Speaker 3: my boyfriend butt diled me the other day and he
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  Speaker 3: was with another woman and I listened on the call
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  Speaker 3: for fifteen minutes before it hung up.
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  Speaker 9: He and she were talking about maybe moving in together,
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  Speaker 9: dog her neighbor and everything like that. He listens to
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  Speaker 9: the show, He listens, and hopefully he hears this. He
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  Speaker 9: hasn't responded to any car or texts that I've sent him.
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  Speaker 3: Because he got caught because he.
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  Speaker 9: Butt dialed me was another woman. Oh no, I'm just
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  Speaker 9: trying now to move forward and not be with somebody
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  Speaker 9: that does that to me. I don't know. I think
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  Speaker 9: I'm worth it, but I guess he doesn't think I am.
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  Speaker 9: I just wanted to share that story with you guys.
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  Speaker 8: Bye bye.
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  Speaker 1: That sucks. That does suck.
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  Speaker 4: So if that happens to you, let's say, let's use
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  Speaker 4: Woody as the example again. You find out that Jen
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  Speaker 4: was with another guy because she butt dialed you. She
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  Speaker 4: comes home from that rendezvous. Do you confront her right
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  Speaker 4: away or do you see?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, how is she gonna Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she continues that day. I'm not gonna let there's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be any kind of long play to that. She
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  Speaker 1: walks in the door. You confront her right then and there, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: You have to sit in a dark room in a
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  Speaker 2: chair in the corner and then turn the lamp whenever.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, because I'll be hinting around, you know, pretty directly. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: direct hints like waiting like, hey, what's up going on?
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  Speaker 2: Very interesting?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Anything new? Drop a little tidbit from the conversation. I
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  Speaker 1: have done that before, where somebody has butt diled and
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  Speaker 1: I'll sit there and listen. Yeah. Usually it's a jumbled
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  Speaker 1: mass you can't really make it.
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  Speaker 2: Could be so good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hello, because somebody's butted Hello. Hello, and then and
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  Speaker 1: then I just put Then I put the phone like
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  Speaker 1: I'm on mute.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's your invitation.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I actually I got a butt dial recently
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  Speaker 6: from Gina that I listened to. Yeah, I listened to
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  Speaker 6: you feed the entire neighborhood burgers and chicken nuggets.
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  Speaker 1: What a ton of kids.
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  Speaker 6: You were like, the burgers are in this bag, the
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  Speaker 6: chicken nuggets are over here. And I just listened until
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I don't think I need to be
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  Speaker 6: here anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I know, yeah, I know. I never said anything, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they were hungry.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, along the lines of uh. In a relationship, my
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  Speaker 6: ex butt dialed me what and I got I was
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  Speaker 6: sleeping because I wake up for work super early in
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  Speaker 6: the morning and he was out late that night and
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  Speaker 6: I woke up for work with a.
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  Speaker 2: Butt dial voicemail from him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, it was right.
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  Speaker 6: And it was him getting into like a cab or
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  Speaker 6: an uber or something with a girl.
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  Speaker 1: Is this ANX? Is this the ex husband? Or is
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  Speaker 1: this just okay?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we were married and oh.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, is this how you found out that he was cheating?
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, oh my god. I mean like this is
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  Speaker 2: why I'm convinced that he was.
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  Speaker 5: It was not full confirmation, right.
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  Speaker 6: So he was like getting into the car or cab
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  Speaker 6: or whatever with a girl. He was very drunk, and
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  Speaker 6: you could hear him like he was tickling her or something,
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  Speaker 6: and she was.
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  Speaker 1: Like stop stop.
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  Speaker 6: And then and then I hear his friend and I
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  Speaker 6: know exactly who it was talking to the driver because
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  Speaker 6: my ex and the girl who was with were both
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  Speaker 6: both wasted, and he was going, make sure you drop
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  Speaker 6: her off first. Make sure you drop her off first.
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  Speaker 6: And with who who I think the girl was, it
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  Speaker 6: makes sense she would have lived a little bit past us,
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  Speaker 6: so it was like drop her off first in the
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  Speaker 6: back track. So I woke up and I heard that,
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  Speaker 6: and I just went to work and I didn't say anything.
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  Speaker 6: And then, because we were already in marriage counseling, so
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  Speaker 6: I didn't say anything, he didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: I got a voicemail.
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  Speaker 6: He didn't know that I called. I know, and then
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  Speaker 6: and we had marriage counseling that day, and as soon
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  Speaker 6: as we sat down and the therapist is like, so,
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  Speaker 6: how's everything.
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  Speaker 1: I pulled out my phone and.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you do sit on it and wait for that
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  Speaker 2: is so sweet?
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  Speaker 1: That's great?
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  Speaker 5: This what was his excuse?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? So what I'm like, who is this?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I would say to this day, but it's
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  Speaker 6: not like I talked to him, but he just I
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  Speaker 6: don't know what's his answer?
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  Speaker 1: And how do you fight with I don't know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. He just only ever said,
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  Speaker 2: this is a.
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  Speaker 1: Call from your phone. That is your voice? Mean, you
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  Speaker 1: don't know? That's exactly week is that? And how much
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  Speaker 1: longer was this? Like after the fact, like songer?
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  Speaker 2: Was I still with him? No?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, Like the voicemail happened like, say on Monday,
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  Speaker 1: when was the counseling thing.
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  Speaker 6: The voicemail happened essentially like Thursday night.
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  Speaker 1: So I woke up like.
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  Speaker 6: Friday morning, went to work in a full day, and
• 10:39
  Speaker 6: then Friday, probably five or six o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Is why did you bring up this voicemail from three
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago?
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  Speaker 10: I don't remember who that was? Out of here before
• 10:50
  Speaker 10: he says, I don't know, I don't know seven year old,
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  Speaker 10: I know, oh it.
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  Speaker 5: Was my friend's friend, right, But that's what they say.
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  Speaker 6: It works because you can't even fight with someone who's
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  Speaker 6: like not even giving you an answer.
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  Speaker 11: Please tell me.
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  Speaker 2: The therapist was like, you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, how did you find out you were being
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  Speaker 1: cheated on? If you got something good for us, you
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  Speaker 1: can hit us up on the text over to two
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  Speaker 1: to nine eight seven or give us a call eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven forty four. Woulding bottom line, I'd rather know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course there are people that talk about like, oh
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  Speaker 1: I lost a friend because I knew that my friend's
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  Speaker 1: husband was cheating or my friend's wife was cheating, and
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  Speaker 1: I told them and then they dropped the friend. That's weak,
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  Speaker 1: like that's not that's not your business, but fortunate, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's that's what I've never understood the situation to be.
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  Speaker 1: You know, should I say something because I know that
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  Speaker 1: you know this person who I'm like, if I knew
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  Speaker 1: that Mario was cheating on Greg, I would hope you
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  Speaker 1: told me. I would tell you whether I thought you
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  Speaker 1: would want and if it cost the friendship between you
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  Speaker 1: and I I guess, so be it. But I couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't in good conscience know that was going on,
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  Speaker 1: figuring that maybe you didn't know about it, right, and
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: then not say something. How could somebody in good conscience
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  Speaker 1: drop the friend who.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: Told them, because don't deny that.
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  Speaker 6: What if Greg was cheating on Mario? Are you calling
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  Speaker 6: Mario to let him know?
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  Speaker 1: Because Greg is boyau Greg is my friend first, like
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Mario is a friend, but he's a friend because of
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  Speaker 1: my relationship or my friendship with Greg, So you would
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  Speaker 1: not tell him? He like, So Greg's the primary and
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: then the secondary. That's the way it works before, right,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 6: So it's still uncomfortable though, to know that, like Greg's
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  Speaker 6: cheating on Mario and like you just can't say anything,
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  Speaker 6: and like you go hang out.
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  Speaker 5: With him, I don't tell me about it?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah exactly, leave it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, Greg, If you told me, I would probably
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't say anything, but I'd be pissed that you put
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  Speaker 2: me in that position. Now I gotta at.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, going back to what he said, and
• 12:45
  Speaker 5: I know what, this is not your world, but there's
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: a lot of drama in the you know, reality space.
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: With the thing that the summerhouse thing. But no, I'm
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: just gonna liign to what you're saying. There's like a
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: drama with this summerhouse because like these two this girl
• 13:00
  Speaker 5: was dating this guy and then her friend starts dating
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  Speaker 5: this guy, and uh, they all like broke up and
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: there's a lot of trauma and then like this other
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: girl named.
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  Speaker 1: Bree is involved.
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: But the breed chick says, actually, this is a good
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  Speaker 5: thing because now you know, like, oh, this person's not
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  Speaker 5: my friend, and oh and I don't want to be
• 13:19
  Speaker 5: with this guy.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 5: So if you have that outlook on it, you get
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: a quick answer on it, you dodge two bullets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, so yeah, I want to know. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna just sew what happens. I will tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not forgiving, but I'm not gonna stick around.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Will you would you give would you give Mario a
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  Speaker 2: chance to tell Greg himself or would you just come
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  Speaker 2: out with it? Because that happened to me in college
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  Speaker 2: when I my boyfriend was cheating on me. My friend
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  Speaker 2: pulled him aside and said, look, you tell her tonight
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: or I'm telling her tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: You want to get with that chick or.
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  Speaker 2: That's I mean, so he told me, but he told
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  Speaker 2: me under duress.
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  Speaker 1: No again, because my loyalty is to Greg directly, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm not looking out for him, especially if I know
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  Speaker 1: that he's doing this. Sorry, Mario, we're just using you
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: as an example. Let's let's drag. But yeah, my loyalty
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  Speaker 1: is to Greg, right, So like I have, I have
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  Speaker 1: no real loyalty tomorrow other than he's with Greg, if
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  Speaker 1: you know, outside of that, No, So like I would
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  Speaker 1: tell Greg directly, I don't, you know, especially Maria is
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: the one doing something wrong. Like I'm not gonna, you know,
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  Speaker 1: protect him in any way or give him any benefit
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: of the doubt or give him any opportunity.
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  Speaker 5: For one time, I did get a random call from
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  Speaker 5: a friend's girlfriend asking if I pulled the prank on
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: him U and by putting a condom.
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  Speaker 1: In Please please say that excuse you say, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I end up just saying, yes, I'm a good friend.
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  Speaker 1: That was me. I put a condom in this podcast. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I've had plenty of friends who were cheating on whoever
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: they were with, and they know how I feel about it,
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: and I didn't like it, and I said, man, that sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Just break I also say, just break up. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why you're doing that.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Do you end up?
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Break up?
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Have you ever ended a friendship because you thought less
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  Speaker 2: of the person for doing that?
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  Speaker 1: No, because it's not my relationship.
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  Speaker 2: But what else are they going to lie about?
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: That's their problem, you know, not my problem. But like I,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: you know, am I more aware of like the type
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: of person that they, you know, like when they're telling
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  Speaker 1: me something or whatever. Am I a little bit more
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: on the on the alert? Yeah? Yeah I am. But
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: that's in their personal relationship. Yeah, yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: I know somebody who I witnessed the morning after of cheating.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: This is after this person's mom died, and he said
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: to me, just oh come on man, it was sympathy sex.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Don't say anything. My wife will be in town tonight.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: His mom died, died.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: He felt bad, so then he banged some nurse. No,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I don't help.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: And then I was there in the morning having coffee
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: and then outwalks this woman I've never seen before, and
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: then he looked at me as if to say, like,
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: don't say anything because she didn't know he was married.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: And he said please don't say anything. It's a sympathy
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: sex thing, Like, come on.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: What would you do?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I said nothing? Yeah, and I but I was like,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: you would he? I said, dude, what just get a divorce?
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Ye?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're already twice divorce? What's three? Now that you're
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: saying that, I'm thinking of a very specific example of
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: a friend. But like what I stopped doing as I
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: stopped hanging out with him as a couple of course,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: you know, like if it was like he and I
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: were going to a hockey game, okay, fine, but like
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: not getting wives together, Yeah, not doing like a oh
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: because I can't sit there.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I know, I'd be afraid.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: I'd I mean, it does cause it would probably cause
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: drama in your own life because then your wife would
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: be like, oh, how come you didn't tell me about it?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Things like that. I probably care about it. Yeah, like no,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I would tell her for sure. Yeah. But if I
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: knew again, sorry Mario, if I knew. If I knew
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Mario was cheating on Greg before I said anything, Greg,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I say something to Jen, I'd be like, hey, so
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: what should I do? Yeah, I'm gonna tell Greg. Yeah
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: she would know about it. Yeah, for sure, you.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Kind of just have to assume the spouse knows. And
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I saw that bleating your eye and I knew you
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: were banging.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Okay on Instagram show, So how did you find out
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: that you were being cheated on? All? This kind of
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: jumped off from that little update that Gina had in
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: the news about Mike Rabel and he addressed at the
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: press conference, you know, his hands with Diana Racini, and
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: you know, I had some difficult conversations with my family. Okay, well, yeah,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: how'd you how'd you find out? Let's say hi to Baileing,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Hey Bailey, Bailey, Hey Woody. So yeah, how'd you find out? So?
• 18:01
  Speaker 12: I was married my ex. Things were already shady, and
• 18:05
  Speaker 12: you know, I was already suspicious, but at one point
• 18:08
  Speaker 12: my ex was going out of town for a work
• 18:11
  Speaker 12: thing and we had already lived in the city. So
• 18:13
  Speaker 12: I'm like, oh, he'ld be doing it with friends, blah
• 18:15
  Speaker 12: blah blah. He's saying no, no, no. Then I go
• 18:18
  Speaker 12: and ask this one girl that I was kind of
• 18:20
  Speaker 12: suspicious of if she wanted to hang out that week
• 18:24
  Speaker 12: we were friends, and she's like, no, I'm also going
• 18:26
  Speaker 12: out of town. And I'm like, oh, so then I
• 18:34
  Speaker 12: check his email my exes email the night before he
• 18:36
  Speaker 12: leaves town, and I find this preservation at the state
• 18:39
  Speaker 12: spot we used to go to. And so I call
• 18:42
  Speaker 12: one of my friends in my old city and asked her, like, hey,
• 18:46
  Speaker 12: would you go to this thing? Like I'm pretty sure,
• 18:49
  Speaker 12: like I think that that's going to happen. So she goes.
• 18:53
  Speaker 12: Twenty minutes later, he shows up with the exact girl
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: I thought it was going to be. And then so
• 19:01
  Speaker 12: that that sealed the deal.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so you weren't you weren't hanging around though,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I mean you called it off after that, I'm assuming right,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah that was it because you said it was
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: already kind of shaky.
• 19:13
  Speaker 12: Divorce papers and had everything.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: And then the bonus part is.
• 19:17
  Speaker 12: I called the restaurant, ordered drinks, sent it to their table.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah on his card.
• 19:26
  Speaker 12: Yeah, put it on his card and let the note like, hey,
• 19:30
  Speaker 12: congratulations you guys. Me and then the her, the girl's boyfriend.
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: I was also friends with them, like we were double dating.
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: I was like, hey, me and so and so can't
• 19:41
  Speaker 12: wait to see you guys when you get home.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Oh god, that's not goody, thank you for the call.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you listening to the Woodie Show, Anonymous on line
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: three here, Hey, hey, so how did you find out?
• 19:58
  Speaker 11: So?
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: I was a regular this bar. Basically I was there
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: every weekend and that's where I actually met said X,
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: and he went missing for like two days. No one
• 20:13
  Speaker 8: could get a hold of him. Everyone just thought, like
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: he went to go visit his dad. No big deal.
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: So one of my girlfriends took me out to a
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: different bar, just like one city over, and I got
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: a phone call from the bouncer at that bar saying, Hey,
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: your ex just showed up with another girl.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Your number? Yeah, my first question if I was the guy, like,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: all right, he busted me, But can I ask you
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: a question? Number, Why does this bouncer have your number?
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: Just because like I became friends with him every weekend
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: and like we all hang out.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: And he just wanted to be a nice guy.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: They made out this guy, the bouncer guy. No, God, no,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: you never even saw a nip or anything. No, All right, okay,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: well believe I would have questions. Anonymous, thank you, thank
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: you for the call. Uh Fidel, what's going on?
• 21:17
  Speaker 12: Hey?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, so how'd you find out?
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: So my friend my frat had this tradition where people
• 21:25
  Speaker 11: would roast each other, like the new members would roast
• 21:28
  Speaker 11: the older members. So the roasting member after remember after,
• 21:31
  Speaker 11: remember after, remember I'm okay, when am I going to
• 21:33
  Speaker 11: come up? I'm the last person to be mentioned. They'd
• 21:36
  Speaker 11: stop the music and they're like, hey, FID just so
• 21:39
  Speaker 11: you know, one, two, three guys are cheating me with
• 21:42
  Speaker 11: your shirl.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: I'm like what, oh no, that's a pretty hard roast, just.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: To tell you.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I left him for last.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, was there a lot of laughing, right, hilarious?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Violent? Yeah?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously you were a young man at this at
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: this point, well more young than you are now.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, yeah, so how many days do you
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: cry about it?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Look, if you're gonna get if you're gonna get cheated on,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: that's the time in your life to get cheated on.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: When you're nice and young. Yeah, it sucks. The older
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you are and the more established in your life and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: more complicated, like you own a house together, the kids
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: and all that kind of stuff, you're gonna get cheated on.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Make it when you're twenty one and got nothing time
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: for your roast. You're being cheated on. Yeah, thank you,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: thank you for the call. Someone said, Uh, I was
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: in the hospital, and when I got home, the neighbor's
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: kid asked if we had gotten a new car, because
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: there was one parked outside of our house for three
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: nights in our own Our daughter told me mommy's new
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: boyfriend slept in bed with her last night. Kids will kid.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: She said she was at her friend's house, but her
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: friend was at our house. Like really, because she's.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Here, How could she be in two places at once?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: This person said. The waitress at our restaurant told me
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: that he had bought another woman there, brought another woman
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: there on a date while I was on a work trip.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Oh damn. That's not very sopranos of them. They're sopposed
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: to be like, where have you been? You haven't been
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: here so long?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: They didn't log out of the dating website on our
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: shared computer, and then tried to gaslight me, saying that
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I made the account. Of course it was you, Like,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: look if you how would you convince somebody who didn't
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: sign up for an account that they did that they did?
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Forgot well because you know that, yes, that is your account.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: How would you even think that you could convince somebody of.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: That I mean, if they're just beaten down. That did
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: happen my ex boyfriend, he was married, and he found
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: out she was cheating because the family computer in the
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: kitchen was open to like a cheating website. Like, so
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: that's somebody who clearly wants to be caught.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Right When I found out through a calendar reminder that
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: wasn't meant for me, I was playing a game on
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: their iPad and accidentally found notes app entry that said
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I cheated on him today. It was fun. Wow, what
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I have like a digital diary going on?
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: And you forget I just answered question real quick. Guys
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: are dumb. I don't think he wants to get cheated.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: The guys are moron.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: But do you think she thought he'll never notice because
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: he's dumb? I mean, it's open on the computer.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: So that I left for work at five am, came
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: back fifteen minutes later because I forgot something. My girlfriend
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: that I was living with at the time already had
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: a guy there and told me that he was a
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: friend and that he was at a party that just
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: got rated at four o'clock in the middle of the week.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, I loved it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: It was awkward when I caught them, and she wanted
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: me to shake his hand like we were friends. No, sir,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: glad I left that home. I lost not one, but
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: two friends when I told each of them their boyfriend
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: was cheating. Both stories are crazy. Yeah, that's what we're saying. Like,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: you know, if it getting you and you tell the
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: friend your friend, yeah, you're looking out for them. You
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: tell them and they're mad at you. Yep, dumb anyway
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four Woodie, uh text off. Of course,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: you can always send those over a lot of people
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: doing that over to two two nine eight seven.
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: The Woody shows back in a bit