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FULL SHOW: The Big Show Christmas Gift Guide · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold Aki cheers Twoey from bringing
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  Speaker 1: Back to Last and the World Gone.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Yeah right, welcome. This is big, big show, really big.
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  Speaker 3: Jason Howitz might note and.
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  Speaker 4: Get it Hey, you MANI it's great to have your
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  Speaker 4: company this Tuesday afternoon, the twenty sixth of November twenty
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  Speaker 4: twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening to the
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  Speaker 4: Big Show brought you Bo Twoey.
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  Speaker 3: Yam get it in you Yeah right, yeah, yam, yam.
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  Speaker 3: You might have noticed the billboards and back fellers I have.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, what's.
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  Speaker 6: Your favorite one?
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  Speaker 3: Um?
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  Speaker 7: Probably the one that says.
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  Speaker 3: I don't listen to the Big Show every weekday four
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  Speaker 3: or seven on radio Hicky, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, very good key. I'll be honest with you. I
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  Speaker 5: haven't seen one of them yet.
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  Speaker 3: We drive past one every day, do we, right opposite
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  Speaker 3: hour that we we turn into our car park.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: But the other way that would be true is if
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  Speaker 3: you can't see more than sort of five meters in
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  Speaker 3: front of your your bonnet of your car.
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  Speaker 5: Correct otherwise known as your nose. Yes, well, I always
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  Speaker 5: have to look around my nose when I'm on the road.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I mean. Yeah, it's so massive.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of pugs twenty bucks, No, I'm talking about my
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  Speaker 3: not I mean give them twenty bucks.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, thank you. Speaking of massive, looking at Stallion across
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  Speaker 5: the studio there, and it's very very tight white T
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  Speaker 5: shirt very thin too, so I can see a bit
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  Speaker 5: of nipple action. Maggie U Stellion, how's life.
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  Speaker 8: Going pretty grass, your mad dog, your six son of
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  Speaker 8: a veg. While you're talking about me, the adjace ol
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  Speaker 8: Keysy couldn't even look me in the eye.
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  Speaker 6: He was so aroused. Did you notice that?
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  Speaker 3: Because every day while you're saying all that nice stuff,
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  Speaker 3: he pulls the cross eyed at me.
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  Speaker 7: He goes cross eyed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and for some reason today I'm just like I
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  Speaker 3: can't hendle. I don't know what.
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  Speaker 5: Fair enough for me.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of loving lovely white t shirts, Oh, keezy and
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  Speaker 4: a long sleeved white T shirt. They're beautifully ironed, immeculate.
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  Speaker 4: He's got his backwards cap on to cover up as
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  Speaker 4: Buffy bangs, looking good, kezy house life.
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  Speaker 7: Man, life's pretty slow today.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why are you down in the dumps, man?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not Are you in the dol drums?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 8: Have you been hanging around with the black dog? Has
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  Speaker 8: a black dog got a hold of your brother?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, what does that mean?
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  Speaker 5: Pressure?
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  Speaker 3: Oh nor, I didn't know that is what it means.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, black dog, it's poetic.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm just a bit sleepy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so why what what have you been up to today? Kezy?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, just chilling.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah cool.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Now listen, We've got a massive showy here to
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  Speaker 4: make sure you stay tuned. But let's kick it off
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  Speaker 4: with a massive June a bit of red.
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  Speaker 1: Chili peppers, the whole Arky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Here's indeed Deaf Jones there on the radio, Hodankey Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: There's Tuesday Afternoon and Fellers. You know, I have some
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  Speaker 4: very strange encounters in my life, and today I have
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  Speaker 4: an encounter that was just next level strange encounters of
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  Speaker 4: the I actually told Easy the story as we were
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  Speaker 4: walking in from the car park. He didn't see that
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  Speaker 4: impressed by it.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't end the way I thought it was going
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  Speaker 3: to end.
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  Speaker 5: It was. This was intense, magie.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, you tell me.
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  Speaker 5: A scenario for you.
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  Speaker 4: So I've had the traffic lights in the car at
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  Speaker 4: the just by the Evandale Raceway there, so she's quite
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  Speaker 4: a busy intersection. I'm the second car in the traffic lights.
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  Speaker 4: It's a red light, and there's cars on the other
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  Speaker 4: side of me, of course, in the next lane. So
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  Speaker 4: I'm one back from the main car the main lights there,
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  Speaker 4: and there's a window washer, right, and he goes to
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  Speaker 4: the first car to go and do their their window, obviously,
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  Speaker 4: and he ends up getting into a very animated, very
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  Speaker 4: animated conversation with the person in the car, and this.
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  Speaker 5: Was going on and on and on.
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  Speaker 4: At no stage was he looking to do this person's window.
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  Speaker 4: He was just having this very kind of weird, in
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  Speaker 4: tense conversation with the person in the car, and I
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  Speaker 4: was thinking, to myself, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 5: What is that about? Feel was curious at this stret
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  Speaker 5: was just a curious I.
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  Speaker 4: Was curious, smoking right, and he sort of he looked
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  Speaker 4: a little bit bewildered and sort of had backed off
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  Speaker 4: from the car, and I was seeing to myself, maybe
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  Speaker 4: the person in the car is having a go at
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  Speaker 4: him about window wiping, about being poor and begging for money,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: I thought, maybe that's what it is. AnyWho, the lights
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  Speaker 5: change from red to green.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: But this animated conversation carries on and on and.
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  Speaker 7: On because they're in the front cart.
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  Speaker 4: Because they're in the front car, so I can't go
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  Speaker 4: past the main carriage, I can't go into the next
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  Speaker 4: lane because his other car's zipping past me. Meanwhile behind me,
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  Speaker 4: everyone's tooting their horns, iffing and jeffing and screaming as
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  Speaker 4: you can imagine, going yep car. The conversation goes on
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  Speaker 4: through the entirety.
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  Speaker 5: Of the green light.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, and I'm like, this is weird.
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  Speaker 5: The lights go rid again.
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  Speaker 4: The conversation continues, and I'm going this is just because
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what's happening here. Eventually the guy walks
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  Speaker 4: away from the car. Then he looks at me, and
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  Speaker 4: I look at him, and I raised my arms up,
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  Speaker 4: like what the what.
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  Speaker 9: Was that man?
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  Speaker 5: And so he walks over to my window and so
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  Speaker 5: I got your big, good, good big, and I win
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  Speaker 5: my window down and I go I think broken, what
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  Speaker 5: was that? Dude? What was going on?
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  Speaker 4: And he was like, dude, bro, she wants me to
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  Speaker 4: get rid of the dead animals in her car. I
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  Speaker 4: kid you not, and I went what and he said, bro,
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  Speaker 4: she's got dead animals in her car. She wants me
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  Speaker 4: to get rid of them. And I was like, well,
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  Speaker 4: that's bizarre, man, that's bazari. He's like, it's it's not
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  Speaker 4: my responsibility. It's not my responsibility. And then I'm thinking,
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  Speaker 4: is this guy a nutter? Is that what's happening here?
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  Speaker 4: I look at the car in front of me. The
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  Speaker 4: woman has undone his seat belt and is tattooing with
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  Speaker 4: something in the back seat of her car. And then
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  Speaker 4: I go back to the guy and he's like, it's
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  Speaker 4: not my responsibility. And I said, no, fear enough, mate,
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  Speaker 4: it's not your responsibility.
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  Speaker 5: The lights turn read again. People are beeping, and Efan
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  Speaker 5: and jeffing behind me. So he goes back to the
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  Speaker 5: woman and starts having another animated conversation with her. And
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 4: She's got a dead dog in her car, Mogi in
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  Speaker 4: the back seat, She's got a dead dog.
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  Speaker 5: And so there Evan and Jeff and each other.
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  Speaker 4: Eventually it goes green again, takes another twenty thirty seconds
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  Speaker 4: off the green light, people beeping the horns. Then she
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  Speaker 4: takes off, but she sort of took to him with
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  Speaker 4: something in the back scente of the car and weaving
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  Speaker 4: all over the lanes. And that was what happened to me, right,
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  Speaker 4: So obviously she'd killed a dog or there was a
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  Speaker 4: dead dog in her car. She was trying to get
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  Speaker 4: the guy the window wiper to take the dead dog
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  Speaker 4: out of her car and get rid of it.
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  Speaker 6: And he was gone.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not doing that. That's not for me to do.
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  Speaker 6: You think he'd be over to any sort of offers.
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  Speaker 6: I would have thought so, So what did you do
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  Speaker 6: with it?
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  Speaker 5: I just followed behind her.
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  Speaker 4: I gave him twenty bucks just for his you know,
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  Speaker 4: because he was he had a weird afternoon.
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  Speaker 8: I'm kind of generously. All the rest of it sounds possible.
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  Speaker 8: That part sounds like absolute bullshit.
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  Speaker 5: He was a lie.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy is indeed
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  Speaker 1: the Killer's.
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  Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: No listen up par or New Auckland is out there.
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  Speaker 4: And even if you're outside of Auckland, if you had
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  Speaker 4: a bit of a loose end on Thursday night. We're
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  Speaker 4: doing a live show at the Hangarbar out West and
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  Speaker 4: we love you good bastards, you backbones to come along
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  Speaker 4: and say good ay, wouldn't.
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  Speaker 8: We feel sure would Man? It's going to be an
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  Speaker 8: absolute ripper. This has got the vibes like it's going
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  Speaker 8: to be the biggest scumbag reunion of all times, you
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  Speaker 8: know what I mean? Yeah, it's got a real you know,
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  Speaker 8: the best one we ever did was that Robbie's down
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  Speaker 8: and well when I say best, I mean the most
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  Speaker 8: out the gate Robbie's down in christ shirts there, And
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  Speaker 8: this's got a vibe like it's going to be as
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  Speaker 8: big and as disgraceful as that. So you don't want
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  Speaker 8: to miss it out.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, don't miss it out. Don't miss it out
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  Speaker 3: This Thursday, four o'clock the Hangar in Henderson, West Auckland
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  Speaker 3: fort or seven the Big She'll be live promoting the
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  Speaker 3: launch of the brand new Radio hod Occupie courtesy of
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  Speaker 3: Dad's Pies is Delicious, Anger, steak, jalapino and cheese. We'll
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  Speaker 3: all be doing a giant group tasting of that as well.
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  Speaker 3: There's gonna be three Pies Backbone t shirts on display,
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  Speaker 3: and there are rumors that potentially a Yummy Boys DJ
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  Speaker 3: set will follow.
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  Speaker 6: How good. I've heard rumors that Dad is going to
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  Speaker 6: be there.
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  Speaker 5: From dad eyes, from Dad's right. Can I just say,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know that hang a Bar in West Aalkland
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  Speaker 5: is the place for the Yammy Boys.
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  Speaker 4: Why it's just backbones and hardcore dudes, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean?
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  Speaker 3: And I just hardcore dudes. Females they probably won't be
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  Speaker 3: pab won't.
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  Speaker 5: I just think yammy boys might not, you know, go down,
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  Speaker 5: so well, go down.
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  Speaker 6: Yeamy boys go down real well, no matter where they Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that's true. Yeah that's actually true.
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  Speaker 3: So it makes sure you come along this Thursday hang
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  Speaker 3: a Bar out Henderson, wist Auckland. Now, Mogi, just quickly,
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  Speaker 3: you have a bit of an agency situation, a.
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  Speaker 6: Bit of an agency situation.
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  Speaker 3: Yet, what's the rule? Yes, when it comes to hypothetically speaking,
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  Speaker 3: let's just say you got someone a gig. Let's just
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  Speaker 3: ho ypathetically they appearing on like a TV show. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: one off and you totally teat the whole thing up.
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  Speaker 3: This person probably isn't even up to scratch, probably be
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  Speaker 3: on the TV show you've really called in quite a
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  Speaker 3: few favors. This person is desperate for more work, so
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  Speaker 3: you've made it happen. Yeah, what's the sort of in
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  Speaker 3: that sort of hypothetical scenario, what would you charge commission?
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  Speaker 8: Rop wise? You know, what would your cut be? I
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  Speaker 8: think it'll just be the base ten percent. So even
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  Speaker 8: though you have to put more work in for this
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  Speaker 8: particular person, you hope that over time the work will
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  Speaker 8: become less and less because of all the hard work
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  Speaker 8: you've done early, right, and you'll do less work later,
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  Speaker 8: but you'll still be getting the ten percent for doing
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  Speaker 8: less work.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I see right, because I just feel like I
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  Speaker 3: should get like a sort of twenty or even thirty
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  Speaker 3: years gone into getting this thing off the ground.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, look, I know what you mean.
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  Speaker 8: Another thing that you could do is you could tell
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  Speaker 8: them that they've got a significantly lower fee than what
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  Speaker 8: they've actually got. Oh yeah, so say half the amount,
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  Speaker 8: you take the half, and then you take ten percent
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  Speaker 8: off the half, so you've got yourself sixty percent at
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  Speaker 8: that point.
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  Speaker 3: None the wiser, right, Because.
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  Speaker 4: What you could also do is, you know, because you'll
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  Speaker 4: get to maybe get a booking fee, so they pay
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  Speaker 4: you a booking fee to you know, get that particular
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  Speaker 4: talent and a processing fee and a processing and all
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  Speaker 4: that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I mean you can start apply and all that
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  Speaker 8: sort of stuff, but the person has got any clue
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  Speaker 8: at all.
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  Speaker 6: They're going to work it out, no idea.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, yeah, I mean I don't recommend ripping people
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  Speaker 8: off in this industry, particularly because they are generally creatives
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  Speaker 8: that don't get a lot of money in the first place.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, if he's an absolute idiot, then go on.
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  Speaker 8: Oh look, I mean as an agent, I do it
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  Speaker 8: all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, just on the chase. Let me just say
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  Speaker 3: this chase.
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  Speaker 4: The radio pays the mortgage, yeah, but it doesn't pay
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  Speaker 4: for the pool out the back.
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  Speaker 5: All right, do you have a pool? Yes, you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Actually unrelated Jase, you know how I got you that
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  Speaker 3: spot on game and two halves for the Christmas special?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you got me that spot.
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  Speaker 3: I called in a lot of flavors because you were
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  Speaker 3: desperate to be a part of it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I was so desperate.
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  Speaker 3: Just regarding the fees and that the question and that
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  Speaker 3: the original rate that you were told, it's actually half
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  Speaker 3: that amount.
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  Speaker 6: I just found out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh right, I thought you were doing two episodes.
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  Speaker 5: So it's only five grand?
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  Speaker 3: What you're getting five grand?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What are you getting?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: But you're getting ten grand?
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  Speaker 5: Well yes initially yeah ten grand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's only five grand and there'll be like
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  Speaker 3: a bank edmund fee with that as well.
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  Speaker 7: Is it all good?
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  Speaker 5: How much is the bank headmin.
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  Speaker 7: Not a ten percent? Of that's at five hundred.
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  Speaker 5: It's like your taxi scenario yesterday, isn't it, Mogi?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Little good though?
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  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yes, sure, why not? Okay, I got my dog
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  Speaker 5: squad money. Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, just on that the Hodarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Keezy the Police.
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  Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show This Tuesday afternoon
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  Speaker 4: plenty coming up after five o'clock is always your chance
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  Speaker 4: to win flights and accommodation to the QMU.
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  Speaker 5: What is it that.
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  Speaker 3: Classic car and hoteah Listen out for the big show, Honker.
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  Speaker 7: It sounds like this cool?
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  Speaker 1: Now for a chance at an all inclusive trips the
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  Speaker 1: QMU Classic Car and hot Rod Festival.
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  Speaker 8: Oh eight hundred, Darky, I preferred the one yesterday was
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  Speaker 8: just a series of beeps.
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  Speaker 4: Oh this one, yeah, I like that one too. The
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  Speaker 4: other one was abit flowery.
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  Speaker 8: A bit professional pugs. Have spent the entire day working
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  Speaker 8: on that one. It's took about whole day. He does
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  Speaker 8: a bloody good impression of Angie.
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  Speaker 3: The entire day. No, he wasn't in here, he was
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  Speaker 3: out there. Oh yeah, that was.
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  Speaker 5: We can that one.
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  Speaker 6: No, tutor who tutor Honker Beakers?
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  Speaker 7: Now that's happening after five.
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  Speaker 3: Also the first ever edition of the Big Show's Gift
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  Speaker 3: Giving Guide, because we're coming up to Christmas, fiellers.
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  Speaker 8: Do you like do you prefer kesey? I just want
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  Speaker 8: to ask you this, brother, Do you prefer to give
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  Speaker 8: or receive?
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  Speaker 5: Um?
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  Speaker 7: Definitely receive?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, estriight me as that kind of guy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what about you, guys?
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  Speaker 5: I'm definitely a giver.
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  Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on radio.
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  Speaker 4: Hold Ike, welcome back in Massive Bank loans have you cheese?
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  Speaker 4: He's going along very nicely.
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  Speaker 5: It's two minutes past five o'clock and you're listening to
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  Speaker 5: the Big Show. Ball to you by Towoy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah right, get it in you so good?
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  Speaker 6: What else?
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  Speaker 3: He's got something wrong with them. He just told me
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  Speaker 3: what it was and it made me feel sick.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, brother, it was designed to make you feel sick.
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  Speaker 8: It's not based on the truth, or is it not?
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  Speaker 6: Or is it?
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  Speaker 7: You can get chocolates that'll fix that.
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  Speaker 4: And I and I always find maybe eating something like date,
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  Speaker 4: that kind of thing dates is really good for that so.
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  Speaker 3: Well, because I remember, like my dog headed at one stage,
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  Speaker 3: right because I saw you. You were dragging yourself around
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  Speaker 3: on the floor. It is weird, yeah, yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 3: all good.
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  Speaker 5: With my paws and between my other paws.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you hang it out of your mouth and your panting.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, what do I have to do Kezy to get
• 14:44
  Speaker 8: my hands on one of these tooy prize pecks? Because
• 14:47
  Speaker 8: should we get something that's text related? I mean, the
• 14:49
  Speaker 8: ticks have been absolutely pouring in today. Three four eight three.
• 14:52
  Speaker 8: By the way, yeah, three four eight three. How did
• 14:55
  Speaker 8: Keesy get worm?
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: No, don't turn around to I've got you Mogi gods.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: So that's the question, Ja, how did Mogi get you?
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: I had to happen.
• 15:12
  Speaker 7: That text through in the drawer for a tweet prize pack.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Also up next is The Big Show's gift giving guide.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: If you're still having too Subt's early days. If you
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: haven't decided what you're getting your partner for Christmas, this
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: little segment will help you.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: Such a good little segment too, looking forward to it.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: It'll be great.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: It's Allison changed.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: The Larchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Keezy is.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Indeed ever last year on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: this Tuesday afternoon, twelve minutes past five o'clock.
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: I'm excited about this. Man has been trying to get
• 15:44
  Speaker 8: this over the line for days.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and thanks guys for finally letting me get this
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: one across the line.
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: No, it's not. It's a big Jase.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's the Big Show's gift giving guide.
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: What kind of music is that?
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: It's like jazz Silent Night apparently. So this is basically
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: for if you on the fence as to what you
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: should get your partner or anyone else in your family.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Good news as fellas we'll cover other members of the family.
• 16:17
  Speaker 8: And future shows. That's a great idea and that means
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: we can keep this puppy going.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: That sounds good.
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: Man on the fence or hit in the sand. What
• 16:22
  Speaker 8: if I've got my head in the sand about what
• 16:24
  Speaker 8: to get my partner.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, pull your head up out of the sand.
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well you know what I mean.
• 16:29
  Speaker 8: Like on the fence means I've got options, but I
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: don't know which way to go. But another way of
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: looking at wuld be I've got no idea what to
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: get my partner because.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: You get hit in the sand because my head in
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: the sand, which, by the way, ostriches don't do. It's
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: actually a myth, right, Okay, So this particular person will
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: be focusing on today is your other half and this if.
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: You don't have another half, yeah, that wud be rubbing
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: it into the single folks out there.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Well, then you want have anyone to give, and I
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: don't want anyone to feel bad about that.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: No, it's meant to be Christmas. Man.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: If you don't have another half, then obviously you don't
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: have to get anyone in prison. Okay, So you can
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: just listen along and keep ideas in mindful when you
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: do finally get one, yeah, go.
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: And do something else for four minutes.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: So I'd like to start things fellers. Yeah, okay, for
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: my partner, I'm going to get her a nice insulated
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: drink bottle, nice high quality insulated drink bottle because.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: A couple of no, just one.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: You don't want to be carrying around a big old
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: you know tank of the water tank. Yeah water, Yah,
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: you just want a nice little one, you know, it's
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: not too big, not too hefty, because my partner drinks
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: a lot of water. That's my first idea.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: That's really thoughtful.
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: Thank you, that's lovely. I'm going to get my wife. God,
• 17:42
  Speaker 8: I can't believe I'm married my wife.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, because now carry on.
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: I'm going to get my wife a time message course,
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: a massage or a course for her to of course,
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: for her to learn how to be a really great
• 17:58
  Speaker 8: time of suse. I just think it'll be a great
• 18:01
  Speaker 8: thing for her to be able to do.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: That's so funny you should say that, actually, mogie, because
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: I bought my wife some hot stones. Oh did you
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: you know for their massage?
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: The crap out of my bulloffs, so you've already given
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: them to her.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Pardon? Yeah, this is the couple of Christmas as you have.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: You got many tips for this this Christmas coming up?
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Man for your partner. Yeah, we don't do prisons.
• 18:26
  Speaker 10: Okay, I've got another one here, a yogurt maker. If
• 18:45
  Speaker 10: anybody else needs to do tips three forgot that was
• 18:49
  Speaker 10: worth it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: This is a June by the way, turn it.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Up for the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Radio Hdarchy.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: They're on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: The time is five twenty three.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Now if you want to win tickets and accommodation to
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Qumu Classic Car and hot Rod Festival.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought you were going to play something there.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Hadarky big so Honker. That's right. You said
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: to call us an one hundred Hodarkchy when you heard
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: the old q to call on the honker there.
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: Yes, a couple of people.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Done just this. One of them is Joseph. Good Joseph,
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: your mayor Barsett. How's life live? Is bloody? Fantest accorded
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: j how's your life don Day?
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's going okay, thanks mate, Jesus, but nosy no
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: christ Hey, Joseph.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: You love your cars, mate?
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: I do love a good car, especially one.
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: What's four wheels?
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah? What are you running at the moment? I am
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: running a beautiful I'm slightly bean to blow Suzuki swift Kilder.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Your mum you said one of those yeah, and old Marge. Yeah,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: old man, she had the convertible one the way because
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: she's seven ft eight.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: No, she did just squeeze in there.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Oh really, that's why she's got the hunchback now.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well you were going to say, I just want
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: to make a point here, Joseph before we went into
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: this keezy See, HEYJS, can you just leave this to
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: me because I want to do car chat with the
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: fellows on the line.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: So I'm just.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Getting vibe from you guys like you don't want me
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: to Yeah, open for you if you go, Brokay Joseph
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: from christ Church, Man, what car would you have if
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: you didn't.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: Have that car? Maybe?
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah? That's good man.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: You'll fit right in at COOMU. Yeah, bloody good. And
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: the good news is you're in the drawer for free
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: flights accommodation as well, which is bloody ripper.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Stay in the line, makee get a Jimmy your mayor
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Bastart house life brother yourself.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah good, thanks.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Now listen, jim what are you running at the moment
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: in terms of vehicles?
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm on the old fan.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Massive bag.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: What do you do for a crust gym?
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: I'm a wood welder wood.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Welder backbone is the am on yelling backbone.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Because I've never heard of wood.
• 21:22
  Speaker 11: Well in world wood, you can definitely join your joint
• 21:25
  Speaker 11: places that want together.
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: You had that special welding machine that's called a Paneslows.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I told you, good stuff, Jim.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: I want to tell you what, mate, you're also on
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: the drawer. I'll chuck you over with a pugs On
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: in the studio. Good luck.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: I love you, Jim.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: You're good on your gym. Your backbone now, Keys, it
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: wasn't much vehicle chat there, man.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Why's the old backbone solo.
• 21:50
  Speaker 9: Us?
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: That's all right, isn't it.
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: Well, I wasn't sure if he was. I sort of
• 21:53
  Speaker 8: got lost in my head thinking is he mocking us?
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Well, you definitely can't weld wood.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: No, Yeah, it was the vibe and then you backbone them.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Everyone though, like you old honestly, I will backbone you,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: no dramas. I don't care what you do, not who
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: you are, what you look.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Like, just on the vehicle front.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: By the way, I've got my first meet with the
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: old stock cars in about three weeks.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: I've been right in the season start.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been furiously banging away in the shed there
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: and where you're ready, She's gonna be a Western Springs.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: And where else just always race Western sport.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Is this just a geography lessen, geezer, it's around and
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: name every's it O vehicle?
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Pardon they Big Show podcast?
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: She had there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Tuesday afternoon. The time is five thirty six. We're on
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: the road again this Thursday night at the Hangar Bar
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: out in west Auckland in celebration of the Hodaki Pie
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: and Dad's Pies, the launch of the new pie.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Isn't it feelos It's the official launch party Anger steak
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: and jalapeno cheese. You be able to find them at
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: your local while being supermarket or dairy. And if you
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: come along to our live show fort or seven this
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Thursday West Talk on hang A Bar, we will all
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: be doing the first ever taste together everyone in the bar.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Plus we've got hundreds of backbone teats to give away
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: as well.
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: How good is it when you get to get to
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: go along to a pirate elase party.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: So I've been to one man, so I'm.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Pumped now listen, fellas, we we discussed something today on
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: the podcast, and I want.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: To revisit it because I'm not happy.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: And I want to put it to the listeners out
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: there two on three, four eight three, as.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: If I just say, Jays, I can't remember. I don't
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: know what we've talked about. I don't remember.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, are you being genuine there?
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: I can't wait to see where this goes because I've
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: got no idea.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: As you'll be aware.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I know I know what it is now. I've given
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: up the daries.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Yes now.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: It's just clicked over on my little tracky here.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Four days, Yeah, well.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: Well done man. Four days I've passed up.
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: You haven't had a cigarette for four days? Sad sir.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I've passed up fifty two cigarettes yep, great for you man,
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: and saved.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: One hundred and eighteen dollars.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: That's heaps.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: I've regained six point six hours of my lifetime all ship.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: One two big shows.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Now, as I discussed in the podcast out tro today,
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I had a coffee after my little session that I
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: had this afternoon, and I bumped into an old mate
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: from school and we were having a chat and we
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: were sipping our coffees outside what.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Was his name?
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: And he he pulled out a pack of dirries. Yeah,
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: And so we're sipping coffee there outside and he sate
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: lighting it down.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: He said, you want a Darry, Jason. You're a Dorry smoker.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, no, good, I'm not smoking anymore.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: And then about a minute later went.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: Proud of you man, that's also down. Good on you, brother,
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: probably the first taste you've had.
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: Conclude, actually, yeah, that's great.
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: It's that's hard work man to turn it down like that.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: What a backbone? You should we go to air for you.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: But and then a minute later I went out back,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: I have a Darry. So I had a Dorry, sure,
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: and I just can I just make the it was
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: half a dorry. I got halfway around with actually no.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: And so Mogi said to me, I have to restart
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: the whole process. And so the fifty two cigarettes that
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: I've passed up, right, and the one hundred and eighteen
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: dollars that's right, that I've saved, you're now saying I
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: have to wipe the slate clean and so it's officially
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: like three hours and that's.
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, it's it's like you've you've passed up fifty two,
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: but you said yes to one and the last one
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: that you got offered, you didn't pass it up.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: You smoked it. You see what I'm saying.
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: I'm just so so that is what giving up smoking
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: is is the absence of smoking and the trouble with
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: your your sort of you know what you're describing here
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: is there is not an absence of smoking. There is
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: the presence of smoking. Jason. Sure, So if you're going
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: to give up, there will be an absence in smoking.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: And can I just say not all is lost? You
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: will have to reset, but well done. On three days
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: three and a half days, man, that's really good.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: Cat guy that stands.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: I just want to put it to the listeners out
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: there on three four eight three is can we just
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: overlook that half a cigaree?
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: I think we'll put it up as we always do
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: to bind and referendum. We'll go up on the Instagram
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: and if the people are on your side, then we'll
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: know about it.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: Jason, you'll do We'll do it. We'll run a big show, big.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: And fifty percent of people say yeah, no, that's okay.
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: Sorry, no, no, no, no, seventy eighty yeah, yeah, well
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: we'll go no, no, fifty percent can because ninety percent won't.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah right.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: I just just wanted you guys to maybe reconsider maybe.
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: And I think you've done bloody well mate, But yeah,
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: you know in yourself you have to restart that little
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: ticker there.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Do it for us, man, do it for me and Moggi.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: Moggi, how long have you been smoke free?
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: Two days? Wow?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: And Jason you're like three three.
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: Weird thing is that Jas gave up smoking before me,
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: but I've gone a longer without a cigarette.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: You're such a great human.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: I'm a bat bud.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Keyzy tune
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: in four.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: On Radio Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is exactly five forty
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: eight feelers.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: Absolutely it is.
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: Hey, Kezy brother, have you got some pretty sick Christmas music?
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: Therefore?
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: Well, I've got the Christmas music from earlier.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: And I don't know I thing a bit more Christmas.
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: So you work on it and I'll just have a chat.
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: And even if you can get a little bit of
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: a sand to go and ho ho something on those lines,
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: I see what you can do. Can you give me
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: a ho ho ho ho ho?
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: Really? Good. Thanks man, bloody good.
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: So today I took my daughter for the very first time.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: She's only young, only five. Yeah, Mogi, she's a backbone.
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: Took her on to see Santa Claus.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, s Smith and Co's up here in Auckland, and
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: they do a sort of a pretty legendary sort of
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: one apparently I've never heard of it. So I got
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: to departments are up here, but they've gone under like
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: everybody else. It's the last time they'll be doing it. Unbelievable.
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: You go in there. Now we're talking.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Not great but okay, So.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: It's kind of depressing. Christmas tune really sounds really sad. Sorry, Maggie,
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: you were saying.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: But you go at.
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: What you do is you go in there and you've
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: got to talk to the elves, and the elves they
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: see that's no good.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Either, forget okay.
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: And then you're going there and you talk to the
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: elves and they let you up the elevator.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: But the elves sort of look like teenage girls because
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: I think they're prepared to work for minimum wage.
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: That's how it works.
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Then you go up the left there, you come
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: out and it's just got bloody and I'm not lying here.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: One hundred Christmas trees.
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: All these hallways are just stacked with Christmas trees, and
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: they put a lot of effort into it. And then
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: you've got to go in there, and you got to
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: you know, well, you're waiting to go in and see Santa.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: You've got to.
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: There's a there's a sleigh there. You can get your
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: photo taken in the sleigh. There's the Christmas trees. There's
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: a reindeer there, not a real one. Key's he got
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: it freaked out for a minute, but it was just
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: made out of polystyring. Was going to say, to be crazy.
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: And there's a young fella there was hanging off one
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: of the reindeer's antlers. You got to say, dart, but
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: I've just got You've got to anyway, we finally got
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: in there to see old old Santa Clause there got
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: his a backbone. Long How long Santa Clau has been
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: going for.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Since I was a kidd And that's what thirty years ago,
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: very in the middle of.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Those two numbers.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: Unbelievable.
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: And so going there and you sit down, and what
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: they've changed is you don't sit on his lap anymore.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: I was gassing about that.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Oh you wanted to.
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, So you have to sit next to him on
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: this little stool there and you have a little chat
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: and he sees to be daughter there. He goes, have
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: you been good? And she says yes, and I said wow,
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: and she goes, well, she goes a little bit, but
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: I think she was a bit worried that she wasn't
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: going to get the presents. Sure, but I said, no, no,
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: you have been good. Anyway, he started banging on a
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: little bit about the set and the other but he
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: started really laying into missus clause.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I thought, wow, and he was absolutely wreaked of bourbon,
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: and he was missus clause, Sorry, you know what I mean?
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: What did you say?
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: Well, he's having a crack at missus claws.
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: He was laying into a bit, Yeah, laying into it
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: like verbally, yeah, begging her, not banging her.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: No, I said, bagging. My nose is slightly blocked. I
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: might have sounded like banging.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: It did a little bit.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but god, they do a bloody good job down there.
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: Man, I really recommend you get you'd love it, Kesey,
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: Oh really, you would absolutely love it. Have you win
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: the last time you said on Santa's.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Knee would have been twenty something years right, I definitely
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: get down there with him and missus Clause are going at.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: It listen funnily enough. Yeah, got a job for you
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: this Christmas key.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: Oh yes, Oh really.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a gig which I'll talk to you
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: about after the show.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: You don't want to do it on a here, nah,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: it just seems like the kind of thing we do
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: on a here.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know, not for this role. Nah.
• 31:31
  Speaker 9: No.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: I just want to be clear he didn't smell like
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: burbon because I remember that I mentioned the Yeah, the store.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: It's not fine.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: It was a bag from the.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Who Lucky Big Show podcast.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Talking heads here on the radio, Hurducky Big Show this
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Tuesday evening plenty coming up after six o'clock as always,
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: in an exciting new segment from Old Kezy, which he's
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: been banging on about for a little while now, and
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: he's gonna unleash yeah on the listening public.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Well, it's been you know, I've been a few years
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: of the Big Show now, and there's been certain segments
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: that have come and go, some have stuck.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: I have come and go, I have come and go.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Some have stuck, and so I've taken learnings from those
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: that have stuck and that have flourished and that people love,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: and I've created a new segment. So we'll be doing
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: that just after six.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: How good man? Looking forward to a kid?
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah man, same here, Thanks Jace Man.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on radio.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Hold ikey, welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: the Big Show, brought to you by.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: Tilly How good?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Get it in you?
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Right right?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: We can all do with the laugh a feelers.
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: That's true.
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: I think that's why they brought those billboards back. Yeah, man,
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: you know those billboards?
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Hey? Now on the podcast?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: No, no, I know the billboards?
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, what's your favorite one?
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I had a bit of a problem with one of them,
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: so I rang up the hotline, right bloody hell, I
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: tell you what I'd recommend doing it right piece. Remember
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: on the other eight hundred hotline. I can't remember the
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: hot line. I'll find the number for you.
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: Thanks man, I appreciate that. Yeah, I think it's I
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: think it might be eight hundred two a year right
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: before I remember correctly, is it really? I think it's
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: something along those lines anyway, but very helpful. The guy
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: that you can talk to when you're ending up, very helpful. Yeah, okay, good,
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: very So what was your issue with it? Kez though
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: a year right?
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: I nailed it? Yeah?
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: Sorry, what was your issue with it?
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: I almost crashed my car because it was too hilarious?
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Ah right? Oh yeah yeah. Hey.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Now in the podcast Outrade today, we discussed many things.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: As usual, I said something which has now come and
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: bit me very firmly on the ars during the podcast.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: But what's what's the chat we're having on this little
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: clip here?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Clip Chase is about darts.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: I almost suspect my wife finds me slightly annoying when
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: I don't smoke, right.
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: I'd say that would be true. I'd say that would
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: be true. I think I think Jase would be annoying regardless.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: But at least you get a ten minute break every
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: now and again.
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: Fair it's true, Jason, Yes.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: I think she probably finds me quite annoying. I'm not
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: grumpy or anything. I just don't shut out. And I
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: turned into a which is not like me, a massive
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: ship steer.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: That is like you if you've gone like super sayand
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: ship Steer, you've gone like Nick's level. Like for example,
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: I went out of the studio, came back and he'd
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: put a chip on my keyboard, one chip and then
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: light and said it was Moggi and then you believed.
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: It, and then I believed it.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Put it on your keyboard, and you got anger and
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: through it at Jase and then we're all, you know,
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: having a bit of a tiff.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: We could with a laugh.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, Hey, Colors coming up, nixt coming up,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Nicks Fellas. Very exciting, very exciting.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: It's Keysy's new segment.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: I got a bad feeling about.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: This, sure men, LOGI trust me, man, this is an
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: award winner going to be a doozy if our ratings
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: don't go through the roof after this, and I don't
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: know why, I'll fix them.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: They Big Show podcast.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Radio Head there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: It is Tuesday evening.
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: It's sure as Fellas.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: It's fair to say that we've got some pretty iconic
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: segments on the show.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Isn't it sokezy?
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I think so things that people they think of the
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Big Show, and they think of these segments.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: You're talking on TV with What's TV with Mike.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Obviously you've got strange encounters of the Hoidy j kind.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Now you've got the Friday Throbber.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: The Friday Throbber, You've got Connie chat with old pugsn Yeah,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: that's we must bring that back. Actually obvious. When the
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: wars are going, it's what are the warriors up to
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: with me?
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: Keezy?
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: So I decided to sort of take all these.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Put them together and combine them with our hands down
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: our most successful ever segment, What's for t New Zealand,
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: and then use the knowledge there to create a new segment.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: I'm key today, burn, I want your feedback, right, So
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: here we go. Oh you, hey, guys, text here from Steve,
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: what you guys have for lunch?
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: New Zealand with me?
• 36:05
  Speaker 9: Ki?
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: What are your thoughts? Just off the top there?
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: Really good?
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: So good man, Yeah, that is brilliant.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: It is brilliant right because we're like, oh, we can't
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: do What's for tea every night even though everyone loves it,
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: and the text machine lights up. Yeah that's right, and
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: it was like it's like what made it so good?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: And me and Puckson put our hits together for hours yeah,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: and we figured it out. People like texting and about
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: food that they're either having or have had recently.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: I think you've absolutely hit the nail on the head there,
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: let's go.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: We haven't. I haven't solicited for any texts. We haven't started. No,
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: this is more of a.
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: Do you like the Sigma idea or not situation.
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: It feels like there should be something that's spoken about
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: outside of this environment before we come into the radio station.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: But the problem, Yeah, maybe you know, maybe.
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: We should have had a chat about it, decided then
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: and then, but when it gets on, that's when we
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: do it. Yes, so we need some tics near.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: I feel like we've pulled the trigger here and there's
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: no bullets in the chamber.
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: It's a really great analogy.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: And by my concern is that we've potentially shot this
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: quite brilliant Sigma.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: This is another gun in the foot by.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: Starting off without actual texts to sort of throw.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: To well, I can say, now, tixt in three four
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: eight three, what you had for lunch today?
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: Well, I can see some tisia now people started.
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: No, those are people thinking that this is what's for
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: teen us?
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: The top one there good a Fellers today, I had
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: a homemade sandwich for lunch.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: It wasn't very good from Ellen.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'll tell you what.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: I just hang on. I don't want to leave you
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: high and try here.
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: Really it's not like I had.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: I had a coffee and half a dart for lunch.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Wow, half a dart right? All you had for lunch?
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: That's all I hap.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: And then you came in here and.
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: You had you had a pie and a couple of
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: bags of those chips out there.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that wasn't lunch, Maggie, that was afternoon tea.
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: What did you have for lunch, MOGGI what?
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: Al?
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: I had a chicken salad actually that was in a wrap.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: I had some lettuce there, some mayonnaise, chicken breast with
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: a little bit of cheese meltal over the top of it,
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: and some halapinion and a little bit of cracked salt
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: and a little bit of cracked pepper crack salt.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Wow. Yeah, what did you do for lunch there? Keysy?
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I had a few cheese rolls and a chicken mulligatawny
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: soup and it was delicious.
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: So this is what's good.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: So obviously, going forward, I asked people to text in
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: on three four.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: Wee, so what we've been in every day?
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's why this next time I'll get people
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: to text through MOGGI. Oh right, and then we'll sort
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: of alternate this with What's for Tea? And I don't
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: think that'll in any way get really annoying to the listeners.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: No, I like it.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I reckon I.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Big Show podcast.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Anywise, there on the radio Hodanky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: That right now it's time for.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 39:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: I watched Slow Horses again. I'm enjoying it, man, But
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: I've got a couple more seasons without to go, so
• 39:36
  Speaker 8: I don't know what to tell you. I can't just
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: start watching new shows just about you. Hair Pj's all right,
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: you prefer I watch Seinfeld?
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: Is that what you want?
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: You want to come in here and talk about Seinfeld again.
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: I will say that it's not as good as I
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: thought it was. Well Horses Slow Horses with Gary Oldman
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: on Apple TV, which is a British spy thriller thingy.
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: A lot of stupid things. There's a lot of stupid
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: decisions explies make in order to easily help the story progress.
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: Can I ask you a question just on that? By
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: the way, seriously, is this quite old?
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: This series? Okay? Because I feel like I've watched the
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Gary Oldman series and it was something light slow horses,
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: but that was like four years ago.
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: There's four seasons of it, So maybe four years ago
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: you watched the First Sea.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe maybe there you go.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I haven't watched just quickly, I haven't watched anything of note. However,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I've seen that coming out at the start of December
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: on TV and Z, starring David Mitchell. The UK comic
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: is a series called Ludwig where his twin brother is
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: a detective and then his twin brother goes missing and.
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: So he starts being a detective.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Apparently really great reviews in the UK, so I'm excited
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: to watch it.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: I stumbled upon Terminator last night. The Sky movies, yeah,
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: the first one.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're really making the most of this whole free
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Sky thing. If anyone's listening from Sky, Jason's getting free
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Sky movies.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: It's two weeks now that we're there free movies. I'm
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: expecting them to charge me. But I was just what
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: a great film. It's just great entertainment to watch.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: I've seen the first time've never seen the second one, right.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: You've never seen two two Judgment day, Kezy.
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: I know it's amazing as well. Isn't that interesting?
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: I don't know why that annoys me, but there's such
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: a great film.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: It is a great film.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: There's so many great films.
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: It's like, it's kind of like that that Ben Stokes documentary.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah that is, I've heard that's really good.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm telling you right now, you're going to watch that, Kezy,
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: You'll love it.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: What Ben Stokes? Yeah, yeah, Stokes Eyes to the Front.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: That would actually probably be a great name for cricket documentary.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: The story I did actually start watching a show last night.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: My wife was like, Hey, I just want to watch
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: something real chill, something real chill.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: Did she ever say anything other than that?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: And then I put Roma Stomper on and she was like,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: probably not not chill enough. And so he started watching
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: a show from the UK, you know, Alan Carr, the comedian.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Him and his mate they bought one of those one
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: dollar villas that were for sale in Tuscany. Sure I
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: know this might be in Sudna or one of them,
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: one of them in Italy. And the renovating it. Interesting show.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Interesting one euro for an old house. It's been there
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: for four hundred years.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually fantasize about doing that quite a lot.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: I mean buying it, not realing. Just living in the ruins.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: They're a disgrace.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Then you move in that terrible kind of appeals to me.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I imagine that's what your house is like, but with
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: a nice on suite.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: Now my house is immaculate at the moment because of
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: the no daary thing. I'm friends.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: I took monkeys there on the radio. Holdankee Big Show.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Now only two more sleeps to another big show, a
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: live show at the Hangar Bar in West Auckland, Fellas.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: This Tuesday night. We want to see all you Auckland punters.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: And if you're outside of Auckland you're welcome of course
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: as well if you want to make the journey. Isn't
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: that right? Guys?
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: Could I just say that the flights have nearly sold
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: out right around the country. Are very expensive to get
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: into Auckland on Thursday as a result of the Big Gig,
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: more demand than during Pearl Jam or Incredible.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Four o'clock This Thursday Hangar Bar across the road from
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Trust Stadium there will be debuting the brand you Ducky
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Pie thanks to Dad's Pie's giving them away, giving away
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: backbone T shirts. And also I've pitched to the management
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: here that the Hkaky Yummy Boys should play closing sets.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: And of course Pugs are.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: There.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: He is You're one of the Hkaky Yummy Boys, aren't you? Yeah? Yeah,
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: it's myself and Big Dilly, big am I right, and
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: saying that the Yummy Boys can just be anyone, No,
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: there has to be you too, well, can it just
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: be you and whoever's available? No, because I know Dilly
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: is not available on the Thursday, so I was hosy.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: No, can I just ask in terms of the Yummy
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Boys there, Pugs, we're in west Auckland. It's backbone country,
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: hard work.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: And you know, no nonsense. Kind of feels sure about
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: that way and women, but they won't be at our show.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Probably we've got to stop saying that more than welcome,
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: they just don't like us.
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: Yes, that means I think we said.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: I just worry that the Yummy Boys may maybe won't
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: fit the location because that's quite.
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: It feels like that some sort of siren should be
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: going off about now. I don't know, it's it's some
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: kind of phobia.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: Some kind of phobia, it feels.
• 44:20
  Speaker 11: Do you not feel like maybe the people of Westalkland
• 44:22
  Speaker 11: might have a part of them that's deep down that
• 44:26
  Speaker 11: maybe they need that safe space to get a little
• 44:29
  Speaker 11: bit yummy Jason, maybe explore that.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: Part of them, sorry, and we can facilitate that.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: I just kind of when I think of the Yummy Boys,
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: I think of people dressed and glitter and stuff like that.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know why, I just do.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: Well, what what?
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: What?
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: The reason I had this discussion is Pug sarn I
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: floated the idea because Kate was like, what what do
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: you need to make this the best life shore you've
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: ever done? And I was like, we got this this year,
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: we got that. I was like, we get the Yummy
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Boys to do a sit afterwards, which is Pugs on
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: DJing by the way and Big Dilly Yeah, And she
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: was like, oh yeah.
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: We could do that. So would you be up to it?
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: I mean would you be up to it?
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Or do you mean up for it? Would you be
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: up for it? Man, I mean like, yeah, I would
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: do it, you'd be keen.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would do it.
• 45:12
  Speaker 11: If Big Delly's on board and we get the equipment,
• 45:14
  Speaker 11: I'd love to glit her up and yeah, really facilitate
• 45:17
  Speaker 11: that experience of exploring ourselves.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Bring yummy. Yeah, so that could be happening. Even more
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: of a reason to come down to hang a bar.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: This Thursday, four o'clock in west Auckland the.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey Well.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: There you go, your mare bastards that year Tuesday show
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: done and Dustin Mogi. What are you up to tonight? Mate?
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: You go home? Yes, you put your house shoes on.
• 45:54
  Speaker 8: Oh I don't have house did you have to hands
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: make booth? But generally put them on at the moment
• 45:58
  Speaker 8: when I get home. I think owing a bed pretty early.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: At the moment.
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: I'm not happy with our lounge, sure, I'm not happy
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: with the couches and stuff that we've got in there.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: So we've got a bagger. We're going to start again.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Right, So are you going to be because you've got
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: the pet?
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: I'm going to be because it's just not comfortable to
• 46:14
  Speaker 8: sit out in the lounge.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do know what you mean.
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: So, yeah, I'll go home and jump in bed and
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: watch some TV.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Nice man, Nice.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: I don't know what I'm going to watch.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, I'll tell you the slow horses.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: What are you going to do? Kezy? What are your
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: playing tonight? Mate?
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: You're keezy man, you fellas.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: My wife's got squashed tonight.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: Thirty ham and pineapple pizza.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: It is no, that's do you know what. I haven't
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: had one of those in over a year.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: Sounds like a lie.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: I told my wife to stop buying them because I
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: just got into the habit of having a frozen pizza
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: like once a week at least.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: That's all right, which.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Is fine, But I was just like, actually, there's nicer
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: stuff I can have.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: What.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: I've got a fridge full of frozen soup and frozen
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: cheese rolls from my mother in law. Oh that's pretty good,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: which is amazing. Instead tonight, I'm making smash pets for
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: my wife, and I smash what pets?
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: Petties, big smash petties.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: You smash pets just.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: Like a burger.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, beef burger pretty fog standard, to be honest.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: I'm having crumbed garned with a side salad.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: Really Gernard.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I like a bit of garnered, Maggie.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: I reckon, if you're a fish should be a garnered.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: My next door neighbor's name was Gerned.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Was it? How good?
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: Gernard Tomlinson?
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: His name was My dog when I was a kid,
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: was called Gernard?
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Was it?
• 47:36
  Speaker 6: I had a fish that was called Keysy weird?
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: So Tinker, Hey, it's.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Been a plason bringing you the show this afternoon, and
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: make sure you check out the Instagram account. Also check
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: out the podcast.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Also, Pokeson has checked together yesterday's podcast outro. It's up
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: on YouTube right now. If you like to watch it. Yeah,
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: if you've been a bloody watch it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: Tell you I saw one of our video is on there.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: We had team views.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's a record, so you're like ups there