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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: He's mister New York Mark Simone wo R. Well, hey,
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  Speaker 1: it's Wednesday. A lot to get do today, so we'll
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  Speaker 1: get to the curse. Mayor Mom, Donnie keep warning you.
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  Speaker 1: You know you got some crazy left wing friends. They
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  Speaker 1: start talking about Trump and they sound like lunatics. They
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  Speaker 1: sound insane. You know, if somebody said to you everything,
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  Speaker 1: you don't like Donald Trump. He's boorish, I don't like
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  Speaker 1: his manner. He's abrasive, he's not you know, we can
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  Speaker 1: say outrageous things. I don't like him swearing. You could
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  Speaker 1: say that. They never say that. It's always like Chris Murphy,
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  Speaker 1: the crazy Senator.
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  Speaker 2: I want to bring you greetings as well from a
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  Speaker 2: nation that is in crisis. I'm not going to sugarcoat
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  Speaker 2: the gravity of what we face right now in the
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  Speaker 2: United States. This is the most significant threat to American
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  Speaker 2: democracy since the Civil War. Donald Trump in our country
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  Speaker 2: is trying to end our democracy. We are not on
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  Speaker 2: the verge of a totalitarian takeover. We are in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of it. He is trying to seize control of
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  Speaker 2: our courts, of our law, enforcement, of our media, of
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  Speaker 2: our elections. His goal is oligarchic capture.
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  Speaker 1: That's the way. But now, how does somebody get that crazy?
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  Speaker 1: All right, now, he's doing it deliberately. He's a fake politician.
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  Speaker 1: He's just counting you. But your friends, how do they
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  Speaker 1: get so nuts? You got to remember, I mean a
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  Speaker 1: part of it is I guess they want to be
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  Speaker 1: that crazy, But they are being conned by the fake news.
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  Speaker 1: You know. And if you're especially an older person, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you say the New York Times, they think this
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  Speaker 1: is the paper of record, this is the most important,
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  Speaker 1: the bible of news, New York Times. They just don't
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  Speaker 1: understand it went totally corrupt. Or they're watching NBC News,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they're thinking it's still David Brinkley and it's
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  Speaker 1: a Meet the Press, it's still Tim Russett. It's not
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  Speaker 1: these used to be legitimate news organizations. They're all crazy now,
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  Speaker 1: So how do they think this stuff? Well, because they're
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  Speaker 1: being told this all day. There was a threat to democracy.
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  Speaker 1: Look at January sixth, all you saw was it was
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  Speaker 1: an insurrection. They didn't say this is the worst trespassing,
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  Speaker 1: and this is the worst trespassing we've ever seen, this
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  Speaker 1: is the worst disorderly conduct. They actually called it an insurrection.
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  Speaker 1: There was no insurrection. The Biden Justice Department charged everybody
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  Speaker 1: that was in that capital with every charge that could
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  Speaker 1: hit them with. Some of them got charged with eighty
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  Speaker 1: five things. Nobody was charged with insurrection. There was no
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  Speaker 1: actual insurrection. And they told you that on January sixth,
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  Speaker 1: our whole democracy could have ended right there. It was.
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  Speaker 1: They could have taken down our Well, let's say the
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  Speaker 1: police never came, and those demonstrators they were, they were
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  Speaker 1: not so bad. I mean, they were knocking over things
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  Speaker 1: on Nancy Pelosi's desk, but there's six billion in art
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  Speaker 1: hanging in the rotunda and nothing was damaged. I mean
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  Speaker 1: they were In fact, if you watch the march through
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  Speaker 1: the capitol, they're staying in the ropes as they marched.
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  Speaker 1: But let's say they let's say they burned the whole
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  Speaker 1: capital to the ground and lot they just burned the
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  Speaker 1: whole building down, it was gone, that was it still
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  Speaker 1: no threat to democracy. The Congress would just go across
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  Speaker 1: the street. They got six other buildings they would operate
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  Speaker 1: out of there. In fact, that's what they did during
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  Speaker 1: the during the riot. I mean, let's say the Capitol
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  Speaker 1: was just gone, it didn't exist, doesn't affect our democracy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it screws up a lot of people's offices.
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  Speaker 1: But so they tell you all these things, and then
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  Speaker 1: they tell you that he put kids in cages. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a crazy Democrat and you want to hate him,
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  Speaker 1: look you see these pictures kids in cages. You're going
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  Speaker 1: to get so upset. Now you could try to explain
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  Speaker 1: to them that wasn't Trump. Those pictures are from two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and eight, They're from the Biden administration. And all
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  Speaker 1: this was you could look this up. This was all
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  Speaker 1: proven that it wasn't Trump. Those pictures were from the
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  Speaker 1: Obama administration. The kids in cages, but that would you know,
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  Speaker 1: you'd go crazy. And then he told people to drink bleach. Never,
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  Speaker 1: he never told anybody to drink bleach. He can go
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  Speaker 1: look all this up. There was a during the pandemic
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  Speaker 1: there was a briefing from the medical people and they
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  Speaker 1: were talking about how on surfaces if you wanted to clean,
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  Speaker 1: if you're worried about the virus on a surface on
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  Speaker 1: your kitchen top or they said, if you put bleach
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  Speaker 1: on it, it instantly kills the virus. Bleach will kill
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  Speaker 1: it instantly. Later, when Trump got up to speak, he
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  Speaker 1: said that's interesting. He said, he'd be great if medicine
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  Speaker 1: could invent something to go inside the body and do
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  Speaker 1: the same thing. And that's where they went crazy. They
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  Speaker 1: made up this light. He told people to drink bleach.
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  Speaker 1: His idea of maybe they could invent something like that
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  Speaker 1: that would work inside the body. He didn't know this,
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  Speaker 1: but at the moment he said that MIT was already
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  Speaker 1: working on it. Also, Stanford University was working on that,
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  Speaker 1: and a lot of medical experts will tell you that's
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  Speaker 1: basically what chemotherapy is. They have thought about that, but
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  Speaker 1: they switched it to he told people to drink bleach. Obviously,
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  Speaker 1: Russian collusion, that was one of the greatest hoaxes they
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  Speaker 1: ever pulled. And then all these other things about he
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  Speaker 1: called the soldiers that were killed in the war suckers
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  Speaker 1: and losers. They forget to tell you. This was one
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  Speaker 1: guy that he fired claimed this. They forget to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: The other nineteen people in the room said it never happened.
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  Speaker 1: They never saw that. Hey, you remember the twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: five project. They made up this whole fake story about
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  Speaker 1: something came up with a twenty twenty five project that
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  Speaker 1: had nothing to do with Trump. He didn't never read it,
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  Speaker 1: didn't know it, but they came up with a whole
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  Speaker 1: fake story. When he gets an office, he's going to
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  Speaker 1: implement this twenty twenty five project. Remember they told you
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  Speaker 1: it's a year and a half later. Now that he's
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  Speaker 1: been in office, been in office a year and a half.
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  Speaker 1: You ever see any twenty twenty five project. Remember he
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  Speaker 1: was at Arlington Cemetery for a funeral. He was walking
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  Speaker 1: through Arlington and they took pictures, and it was all
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  Speaker 1: over the fake news. That's all you saw on the
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  Speaker 1: nightly news. This is unheard of. This is you're not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do this, a total breach of protocol. You're
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  Speaker 1: not supposed to be taking pictures of yourself in Arlington.
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  Speaker 1: It's awful and it looked like another horrible, ill mannered,
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  Speaker 1: crude thing that he did. They forgot to tell you
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  Speaker 1: that every president in history has taken pictures in Arlington,
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  Speaker 1: the same exact pictures.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: We had to post them all onlines so everybody could
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  Speaker 1: see it. They just make up all this this crazy stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and it just never stops. Even the the classified documents
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  Speaker 1: in mar Lago, they put up those pictures of the guy.
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  Speaker 1: Never saw so many boxes. It was hundreds of boxes.
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  Speaker 1: There was that storage room, the bathroom, Remember he had
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  Speaker 1: like it must have been seventy five boxes of documents.
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  Speaker 1: Then they show you the ballroom must have been two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty boxes of documents. Look at all the
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  Speaker 1: classified documents he took. Well, they forgot to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: They've never told you that after Jack Smith went through
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  Speaker 1: all the boxes, there were no classified documents in them.
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  Speaker 1: In the whole Marlago complex, he found thirty five classified documents.
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  Speaker 1: If you put it in a folder, it's one inch thick,
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  Speaker 1: so it'd be one inch one box. All the boxes,
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  Speaker 1: all those pictures had no classified documents. And they forgot
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  Speaker 1: to tell you that every president that ever left took
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  Speaker 1: more classified documents than Donald Trump. With Joe Biden, they
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  Speaker 1: found that he had taken eight thousand classified documents and
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  Speaker 1: that was really illegal because he wasn't even president. So
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  Speaker 1: they keep telling you all these fake things. He's a
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  Speaker 1: violating international law. I remember you heard that too much.
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  Speaker 1: So he is violating international law. They forget to tell
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  Speaker 1: you there's actually, in real life, no such thing as
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  Speaker 1: international law. There's no international law, there's no court. You
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  Speaker 1: can be taken to he's gone to war. He started
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  Speaker 1: a war without congressional authorization. And the way they tell you,
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  Speaker 1: all your crazy left wing friends going, we've never seen
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  Speaker 1: this before. This is disgusting. They forget to tell you
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  Speaker 1: on the fake news Obama did the same thing. Biden
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  Speaker 1: did the same thing, Clinton did the same thing. Every
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  Speaker 1: president does the same thing without congressional approval, and they
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  Speaker 1: forget to tell you it says right in the law,
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  Speaker 1: you don't need congressional approval. In the first ninety days,
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  Speaker 1: you don't need it. So no, that's just why your
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  Speaker 1: friends are so crazy and don't even try to argue
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  Speaker 1: with him. They're so far gone they don't even want
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  Speaker 1: to hear it anymore. Hey, Mom, Donnie, it started with
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  Speaker 1: the New York Mets that mister Met. You know, whenever
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  Speaker 1: you see him, he's waving. I've met mister Met a
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  Speaker 1: few times. You'll shake your hand. Something happened with Mom Donnie.
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  Speaker 1: With Mom Donnie, mister Met went over and hugged him
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  Speaker 1: and kissed him. It was really weird. I've never seen
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  Speaker 1: mister Met go so crazy for somebody, and for a
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  Speaker 1: crazy communist, anti Semitic type of guy. You think you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't go that crazy. But it was all over mister
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  Speaker 1: mom Donnie, so people were actually give sid Rosenberg credit.
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  Speaker 1: He was the guy that really started this. He put
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  Speaker 1: the video up and said this is highly unusual, this
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  Speaker 1: is a terrible and then it went super viral and
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  Speaker 1: then everybody was talking about it. Well, since that incident,
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  Speaker 1: the Mets have lost twelve games in a row. Now
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  Speaker 1: yesterday we're talking about how they'd lost eleven in a row.
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  Speaker 1: So there was a game last night, and thank god
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  Speaker 1: the Mets did. Okay, the curse was going to be broken.
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  Speaker 1: They jumped out ahead three to nothing right in the
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  Speaker 1: earth innings. They were way ahead this and I'm watching
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  Speaker 1: on online. Everybody's saying, oh, thank god, the curse is over.
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  Speaker 1: Mets are going to win this because they were so
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  Speaker 1: far ahead, the curse was real because all of a
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  Speaker 1: sudden there were five to three behind and they lost.
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  Speaker 1: The Mets lost the twelfth game. That's twelve in a row.
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  Speaker 1: And let me just point out, no team has ever
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  Speaker 1: gone to the playoffs after losing twelve games in a row.
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  Speaker 1: No team has ever made the playoffs after losing twelve
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  Speaker 1: games in a row. So they lost twelve in a row.
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  Speaker 1: The curse is real. Now what do you do about it?
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  Speaker 1: How do you get And it turns out, you know, mom,
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  Speaker 1: Donnie for years has been a Mets fan. It's been confirmed.
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  Speaker 1: He was often in Shay Stadium and City Field, sitting
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  Speaker 1: up there in the bleachers watching the Mets. And he
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  Speaker 1: goes to he loves the Knicks. He's been to Knicks
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  Speaker 1: games throughout the years. So he goes to the next
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  Speaker 1: game this week and they lose all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: they can't They missed like twenty five shots in a
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  Speaker 1: row or something. It's a curse. This commi mom Donnie,
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  Speaker 1: this crazy mayor. He was asked about this curse.
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  Speaker 3: I'll first say that there's a lot of baseball left
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  Speaker 3: to be played, and I am still keeping the faith
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  Speaker 3: as I know that many Mets fans are across the city. Though,
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  Speaker 3: I will accept being being addressed as Mayor Mambino for
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  Speaker 3: the day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, normally he's a little livelier than that. It was
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  Speaker 1: okay there, but he wasn't his usual high energy. It's
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  Speaker 1: pretty embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: If they lost three in a row, to be he
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  Speaker 1: won twelve. It lost twelve games. That's a record twelve
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  Speaker 1: games in a row. That's a lot of games in
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  Speaker 1: a row. I mean six in a row, maybe ten
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  Speaker 1: in a row. That can't be coincidence. Twelve in a row,
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  Speaker 1: that's definitely not a coincidence. And before mister met hugged
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  Speaker 1: and kiss mom Donnie, they were doing pretty well. They
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  Speaker 1: I think I had played eleven games and they won
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  Speaker 1: seven out of eleven. That's pretty good. Seven out of eleven.
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  Speaker 1: Since the mom Donnie kiss, it's zero for twelve. And
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  Speaker 1: let me repeat, no team has ever lost twelve games
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  Speaker 1: in a row and ended up in the playoffs. It's
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  Speaker 1: a disaster for the Mets. What do you do about it?
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  Speaker 1: If you're Steve Cohen, the owner, what do you do
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  Speaker 1: about it?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 1: I hear all these sports guys. I'm not a sports expert,
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  Speaker 1: but I hear all these sports guys. Wow, it's the
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  Speaker 1: fault of this guy because he got rid of this player,
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  Speaker 1: and if this president, general manager, if they haven't done
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  Speaker 1: this and I had got rid of they can give
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  Speaker 1: you all kinds of sports explanations that would explain losing
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  Speaker 1: four or five in a row, twelve in a row.
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  Speaker 1: It's mom, Donnie, it's a curse. What do you do
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  Speaker 1: about it. Now, they say you can't get rid of
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  Speaker 1: a curse. The person who put the curse on has
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  Speaker 1: to be the one to lift the curse. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who do you go through. It's sid I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who do you go to because everybody jumped
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  Speaker 1: in on this afterwards. Everybody got in it, So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how you're going to ever ever undo this.
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  Speaker 1: He's speaking of Mom Donnie. He's busy overpaying by ten
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  Speaker 1: percent for a grocery store. A lot of people are
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  Speaker 1: wondering why he's not all over these mobs that are
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  Speaker 1: taking over intersections. It's motorcycles and all that stuff, and
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  Speaker 1: cars and all those things that just show up and
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  Speaker 1: they completely It happened the other night Masspith, middle village
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  Speaker 1: right on the border. There a hundred vehicles showed up.
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  Speaker 1: They go crazy, revving the engines, doing donuts and doing
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. It's terrifying for residents. One of them's
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  Speaker 1: waving a Palestinian flag. There's a couple of councilmen, Phil
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  Speaker 1: Wong that's his district, yelling and screaming and he should
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  Speaker 1: good for him that it's disgusting. In fact, some police
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  Speaker 1: did show up, but they never have enough to control
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  Speaker 1: this whole thing. There's a police car that showed up.
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  Speaker 1: Three of these people jumped on top of the police
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  Speaker 1: car and shattered the windshield and then got away. This
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  Speaker 1: is the mayor. The mayor has to be all over this.
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  Speaker 1: He's got to put together a special team, a task
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  Speaker 1: force that does nothing but wait for these guys to
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  Speaker 1: appear and then can show up within ten minutes. A
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  Speaker 1: task force of hundreds of cops that has to be able.
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  Speaker 1: They have to be able to just go surround them
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  Speaker 1: all and arrest them all and lock them all up. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you got some crazy das like Alvin Bragg that will
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  Speaker 1: let them all go. You got a pretty good da
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  Speaker 1: in Queen's Melissa Cat Melinda Cats. But where is the
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  Speaker 1: mayor in this? He's got to be all over this. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The other problem you have on the streets, if there's
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  Speaker 1: even if there's none of this crap going on, is
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  Speaker 1: the scooters, the e bikes zooming around. It seems more
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  Speaker 1: dangerous than ever. Well, here's some numbers. It actually is.
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  Speaker 1: There are more accidents, and these are serious accidents. You
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  Speaker 1: have you got hit by a bike. You know you
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  Speaker 1: could break something, but if you get hit by this.
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  Speaker 1: E bikes are these scooters that are going so fast
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna go flying and you're gonna end up with
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  Speaker 1: a brain injury. And it turns out with the e
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  Speaker 1: bike injuries, brain injuries have gone up thousands of percent.
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  Speaker 1: Now e bike injuries have been up three thousand percent
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  Speaker 1: in the last couple of years, up three thousand percent.
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  Speaker 1: Scooter crashes up six hundred percent. And it turns out
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  Speaker 1: you can blame the mayor. Mayor, mom, donnie eased up
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  Speaker 1: on police enforcement of reckless e bike drivers last month.
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  Speaker 1: Despite all this, he had them ease up on enforcement. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he's always looking for revenue. Hokal, mom Donnie.
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  Speaker 1: They come up with these crazy schemes to raise taxes.
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  Speaker 1: If you're looking for revenue, ticket the e bikes, Ticket
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  Speaker 1: the scooters, you'd make a fortune because they're always in
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  Speaker 1: the wrong lane, they're going up on the sidewalk, they're
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  Speaker 1: running red lights. Ticket them and license them all, make
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  Speaker 1: them charge them for licenses and renewal fees and all
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  Speaker 1: of that. Hey, we'll take some call. Next. Eight hundred
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  Speaker 1: three two one zero seven ten is the number. Eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred three two one zero seven ten,