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Renegade Santa: The Interview Sony Hack & Saving Christmas · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm your destination for all things
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  nerdy so I'd just like to say a big welcome to everyone and thank you for
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  tuning in for our last episode of the year yeah 99 99 episode almost almost at
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  100 yeah we are I I I still can't believe that we're going to hit 100 I'm
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  pretty sure the listeners can't believe it
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  either no and I I should say we would have got here sooner had we
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  been a bit more frequent about putting out the episodes because I notic let not
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  go start blaming ourselves for this m there's someone else blame I was I was
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  like oh we got to 100 and then I look at other podcasts like you know like um
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  friends of our like the awesome addiction who started after us and then
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  I'm I'm like oh they're way past 100 already you know what I'd like to do i'
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  like to say big thank you to Jenna ah yeah I think she's the reason why we
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  really gotten there this fast yeah that's true that's true well yes thank
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  you Jenna well I'm not going to say thank you because I've actually emailed
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  and thanked her after every single edit she's
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  done so I'm just a jerk well bit late to the party but uh you know that's your
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  style isn't it yeah how I do it well I thank her all the time as well because
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  I'm sure she does she does a little more than editing for you
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  Matt or she does a little more than editing for all those because she does the tweets and
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  the that's fine she does the
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  tweets very often uh and she does I thought that must have been her because it was being
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  done yeah exactly uh yeah so the stuff that goes up on um Twitter and Facebook
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  is often um put put in the scheder by
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  her so um yeah so big thank you yeah and like don't all be like you guys don't do
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  it yourself oh you too big no it's not that Jenna's not like our publicist
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  right she's The Unofficial fifth member the honorary fifth member of mul nasm so
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  [ __ ] off and why would you even say that in fact why the [ __ ] are you even
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  listening if that's your opinion [ __ ] off yeah sorry sorry guys sorry I didn't
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  mean to to lose it just now but some of our listeners really really get my
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  goat I post stuff as well on there so I try to post stuff as myself and end up
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  posting as multiple nerdgasm because the uh IOS app for Facebook doesn't let you
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  differentiate so sometimes it's so many times when iog and go I'm going to
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  unlike our thing our post cuz we always like our own post by
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  accient yeah that's true yeah it's always awkward when other Pages do that
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  but then well I used to think it was awkward but then I realize now that like
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  it's very difficult not to do that if you are the admin of a page yeah like if
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  you want to if you try and interact with a post of your own then you're gonna end
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  up doing it under the wrong account no matter what happens it's always wrong
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  yeah yeah I think that's how seen to that exactly I'm I'm I've switch to the
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  multiple ner gasm account okay I post oh it's it's posted as Matt yeah all right
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  that makes no sense all right so I'm I'm logged in as me I'll comment on
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  something oh it's commented as multiple nerdgasm okay fine well what's worse cuz
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  I'm admin of a couple of accounts because I have uh my film The Tail job
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  has its own Facebook as well and sometimes Brian who's the co-producer of
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  that and I want to have a little discussion on there except if we're both
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  mobile it just looks like the site itself is talking to
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  itself trying to get a discourse going have you decided to maybe sign
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  off just and then sign in as what just so they know it's you oh right no I just
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  just I thought you meant like just log out just just forget close it down Dan yeah
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  just forget it I thought you were being a lite again cuz I have uh yeah Ray
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  Bradbery over there um oh scathing I wonder if Ray Bradbury knows
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  that his name has become synonymous with Lite look I love Ray Bradbury
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  so but yeah you're right he was terrified of Technology um the man has
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  never driven a car but he has piloted the Luna module
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  huh that's not fair yeah well he's
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  dead so he paid he paid a he paid a price somebody's Googling that right now
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  and he's going to write and tell me it's the Mars rover not the not the lunar
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  module whatever whatever I'm not your [ __ ] I'm not the space Guru all right
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  the space Guru is Dave and he's not here yeah that's right unfortunately so don't
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  don't be writing your letters into me all right
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  your e letters yeah so you're well if it's yeah exactly i' no I'd like to see
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  someone tried to write a letter to you you know what I would love to receive a
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  letter I literally cannot remember the last time I received a letter in the mail no
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  I can it was about 2010 and it was from my nana because I hadn't called her in 2
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  days so she decided instead of calling me that she would write me a letter
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  asking why I hadn't called her um we we will soon because I need one
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  for um other business related purposes we will soon have a multiple nerdgasm PO
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  box and so we could give that out on the show when we have it yeah so people want
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  to send us stuff yeah yeah yeah in fact I listen to some other podcasts where
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  people get send stuff and I want to know why we haven't I listen to a film review
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  podcast and anytime they mention on the podcast oh I haven't actually seen that
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  film someone sends them a DV all right well I mean I don't want to
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  give out my home address oh I'll give out mine if people are going to send me
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  stuff well we just come around for a visit well until we get the PO Box
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  Luke's house can be the uh multiple nerd gasm PO Box I mean it's not like people
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  are going to go to CRA no who'll go to CRA so if you want to duck down
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  to act come down and say hello all right you which apartment number you
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  in that's the most aussy
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  oh so it's not the no no right it's like
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  a penguin right the national walk of Antarctica place I thought it was kind
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  of like um wabby way you know from uh binding
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  Nemo yeah every single American that I'm
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  friends with when they find out I'm from Sydney they go you from wabby
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  way and I have to let them down tell them that there is no wabby
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  way well there might be there has to be somewhere I'm going to Google Maps right
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  now okay now Luke you've given out a street number but you have an apartment
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  right so is there any more to that address or is that is it enough I think
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  that's enough well it's not as well say they want to mail you something it's not
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  enough at all oh sorry sorry it's you know okay cu the postman's not going to be like
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  I'll just leave it here I guess yeah well actually the postman probably will
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  be like I'll just leave it here I don't think they're allowed to just leave
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  them H in in Australia they're not in apparently in the US they are allowed to
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  they're obligation yeah their obligation is to get us from the post office to
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  your house and unless it's um and beyond that no that's why apparently they have
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  issues with you know they always joke about the FedEx guy shoving packages
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  like in a tree or whatever yeah like or on the roof that one time yeah well
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  apparently that's it because their obligation ends once they reach your
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  property whereas I'm pretty sure in Australia they're not yeah they can't
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  just leave it lying around although I I did have when I lived um in stanmore I
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  did have uh a lot of packages just left on the doorstep which annoyed me because
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  I'm I'm like don't don't do that please yeah I'm using the parcel Locker now I'm
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  finding that really good oh what is that it's something the post have got instead
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  of having a p which you got to pay for I've got a parcel Locker so they've got
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  places set up around where I just give this address so if I'm on eBay or
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  anything I give my past Locker address and it goes to the distribution center
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  and then it just goes into a locker there it might be a different Locker
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  every time right and I just punch in my details and it pops open and I get my
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  package um and why didn't you give out that address instead of your home address just
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  quietly I'll pause while you realize that Matt has a point um
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  um yep um I might go and find that address oh
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  there is no wabby way I told you there's no wabby way interesting that's really
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  odd there's no wabby way there's no wabby way that's saying that's just the saying
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  we have down here in Australia yeah speaking of
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  sayings yeah sort of um Christian Bale has come out and said that he's kind of
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  feeling a little jealous that everyone is talking about Ben Affleck being
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  Batman and uh and kind of saying that he kind of thought maybe they would ask him
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  to continue doing it evidently they didn't um and then somebody was
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  interviewing Michael Keaton recently short list magazine were interviewing
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  him and they asked him if uh he ever felt jealous that other people played
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  Batman and his response is pretty awesome he says and I quote
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  no and you know why because I'm Batman and I think that's
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  uh that's all you need to say really when you're Michael
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  Kon look he was great as Batman Christian Bale Chris Bell was good in
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  the movies they were you but his Batman voice got a little ridiculous after the while but
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  yeah like he Keaton was just excellent as Batman and he he is the um he like I
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  think of Batman I think of that Batman no think of Adam West yeah well that's
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  true too doesn't surprise me okay I'll got an Adam West story but show off that
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  for a sec because I want to still talk about Michael Keaton's Batman for just a but
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  sure I watched the old Batman recently the old Batman I'm talking about Batman
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  the movie 1989 Michael Katon right oh yeah but there's one thing that I found
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  really funny about watching it Vicky
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  Veil meets Bruce Wayne at a party right
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  yes she wants to interview him that's her entire motivation for meeting him
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  yes right she comes over to do the interview they have dinner he talks
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  about his childhood she gets insanely
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  drunk and they [ __ ] right yes right the
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  next day she wakes up he's already up and dressed and says you have to leave
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  now she goes oh can I see you tonight he goes I'm busy she says tomorrow he goes
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  can't do it she says how about the weekend and he goes actually I'm going
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  away for quite a while right y Alfred will show you to the door Alfred's
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  showing her out right yeah and she goes oh I have fun on your trip and Alfred
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  goes we're not going on a trip Vicky then instead of realizing he
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  suspiciously says we're never going on a trip ever we're always here ma'am we'll
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  be here quite some time yeah in other words you have been lied to my friend so
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  instead of taking that as a hint right she decides she wants to see him again
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  anyway she calls he won't return the calls she tries to get in he doesn't
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  answer the door she then follows him and takes pictures of him they've met once
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  twice they've met twice now yeah once at a party and once where she got drunk and
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  he [ __ ] her right she's now literally stalking him and taking photos it has
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  gone well above and beyond her newspaper out which she is now abandoned and we
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  know this because Alexander KNX is like why aren't you working on this with me
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  anymore and she's like I've got things to do so it's not an article right she
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  she's like by the way I need you to now look into this instead like why why why
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  is he in this Alleyway cuz she takes photos of him putting the flowers down
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  yeah and she convinces Alfred to let her
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  into the Batcave right right where she comes in and he's sitting there and he
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  says to her I don't want to do this all
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  right and she just doesn't let it go and as a kid I did afterward he was
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  said Alfred Alfred what the [ __ ] did he talk about please do not bring psycho
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  stalker [ __ ] down into the Batcave
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  y Alfred you can't keep doing this yeah what have I told you I [ __ ] her once
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  and then tried my absolute hardest to get rid of her and ignore
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  her we now have to kill her Alfred the last in no way if you're describing
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  Vicky veil's character could you call her Batman's girlfriend or Bruce Wayne's
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  love interest at all no at best you can
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  describe her as someone he slept with and then tried to forget about cuz then
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  in the second one she's not there anymore and Selena Kyle asks him about
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  it and he says Ah it didn't work out yeah that's right and that in itself is
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  an overstatement I wonder how many people he's actually done that with
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  though cuz I'm sure it's not just her well as many as he can yeah well look I
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  think there's there's no clear way of saying look I had sex with you because
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  you were throwing yourself at me but beyond that I don't really want a
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  relationship also I'm Batman yeah well he does try to tell her
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  actually earlier on yes cuz he decides that he likes her he decides he likes
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  her enough to tell her but not enough to see her again yeah right actually Alfred
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  convinces him he should tell her which seems a bit ridiculous yeah when you
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  think about it maybe you should tell her you're Batman sir are you [ __ ]
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  serious you should shut up yeah are you
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  you crazy old man go btle
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  something [ __ ] meddling [ __ ] oh all
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  right sorry anyway that's my um that's my Batman onage for the
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  day cuz I have Batman on bridge every day
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  but that's it for today um you have some followup from
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  last week possibly last week could be the week before but you have some
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  followup oh we're talking about face sitting yeah yeah so we did talk about
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  how Britain has just outlawed a whole
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  bunch of uh fairly vanilla sex stuff in
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  pornography fistings vanilla well fisting but like spanking you know sure
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  yeah yeah yeah like it's who hasn't spanked or been spanked
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  honestly when I was a child oh I was just reading one it's role playing is
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  non adults role playing is non adults that include like role playing as a
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  dog yeah nonhumans that's right so all
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  furries are banned yeah well you can't you can't be a you can't be a
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  puppy oh but that's that that's the
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  cutest animal to sexually role playay as yeah no puppy dog eyes that's that's
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  not allow but female ejaculations on the list and that's probably the one that's
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  caused the most controversy because people have kind of said well you know
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  if you're prone to female ejaculation and you're doing it right you're going
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  to female ejaculate mhm yeah and and you can't really have a law against it or
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  say that that's some kind of inhuman or unn sex act it is an odd thing to say
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  that you can't have it on in porn when you can have male yeah if they get a ban
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  they should ban both well the funny thing is that none of these things are
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  actually illegal it's just illegal to show them in porn right which is kind of
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  the opposite of in America where it's in many cases illegal to pay someone for
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  sex but not illegal to make porn so if you're [ __ ] a prostitute and the
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  brothel gets raided all you have to say is n I'm bra and you're not breaking any
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  laws yeah uh well I mean again I'm going to
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  show my ignorance here but I think maybe it's because female ejaculation is one
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  of those things where it's like it's not
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  like I is it real is it a real is it the same no no no I don't want to go into it
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  but but I'm just pointing out that I'm aware that that's some weird thing that
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  I don't know whether that's there there might be a reason it's on the list is
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  what I'm saying I'm not going to say that I understand it in any way but I
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  will say that I got an email from a female listener during the week who shall remain
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  nameless okay who wanted me to know that it's very very real okay all right
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  interesting that's that's fair like like I said I'm not please tell me it wasn't my
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  mother I'm not going to say if it was or wasn't is this why she need to remain
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  anonymous so anyway brings us to the follow-up
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  news uh which is there there has been a mass face sitting in
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  Westminster in
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  protest 5 people have ascended on West
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  West Matt you're from Britain can you pronounce that please
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  Westminster was that was that a a was that an Englishman ejaculating while
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  saying the name of the town Westminster there you go English
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  woman ejaculating if that's a
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  thinging go me oh G female ejaculator
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  yeah hello oh hello I've just gone and
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  come Jesus Christ and that of course was Eric idle
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  um female ejaculating look # porn protest will get you to uh all the Saucy
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  uh I was about to say tweets I meant to say
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  tweets but go ahead decide for yourself whether that still applies
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  um I was looking here at the number it says about 500 I was really hoping that
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  this would be one of those cases where they give you the exact number and it's
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  an odd number and you have to assume that somebody is face itting
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  themselves
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  right so did they film it though I would be well they're not allowed to film it
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  are they they're breaking the law exactly that's my point um so Charlotte
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  Rose sex worker of the Year 2013 how do you get
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  that now that is an Accolade If Ever I did hear one I'm sorry I forgot to nomin
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  who judges that yeah what do you have to do like no no no she went so above and
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  beyond we have to name her sex worker of the year
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  I mean cuz I assume that all sex workers kind of aim to please do you know what I
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  mean yeah like yeah I'm pretty sure nobody walks out of you know a visit
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  with a sex worker going ah well that was disappointing maybe they do hell I don't
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  know they get in there they go what is the bare minimum I can
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  do how do I phone this in yeah so she
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  says these laws are not only sexists but they're taking away people's choices
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  without consent oh so you're implying that making these laws is a kind of
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  rape personal Liberty is what we're fighting for and no one has the right to
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  take that
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  away yep yeah look I I I think it's a bit weird I think some of them some of
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  them I can understand humiliation and physical restraint like you don't want
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  to encourage negative behavior so I can see how that would come up some of them
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  I don't quite understand why it matters but have you watched I mean it's it's
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  not sex it's not real people's sex no no no I know I know but what I'm say is I
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  can see how some of them some of them I can see how you would want to discourage
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  that behavior in general sure like yeah if you were a kind of person in like an
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  old man in government for example I can see how I an old man in government would
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  be like oh we don't want people filming themselves being humiliated and people
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  jerking off to it that's disgusting right I can see how you could think that
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  and the same applies to some of the others but some ones that I can understand like
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  strangulation yeah that one I can understand who hasn't strangled a [ __ ]
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  I mean honestly but yeah I mean like I don't
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  know there are a few that are a bit I don't know oh yeah there's some sexism
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  going on in that list I think so yeah just seem it's very very odd that they
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  um they just kind of said not you know how to do this stuff like really that's
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  interesting yeah it's weird it's just you just can't film it but you can still
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  do it at home if you want well they can't really I mean they can well
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  beastiality illegal most places I think like but I mean do they really want to
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  tell they really want to be telling people they beity on this list no that's
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  what I'm saying if you're too consenting adults no no no I'm my point with that
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  was that that's because you it's a person and a creature that's unable to
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  consent if you got two consenting adults you can't you don't want to be telling
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  them what they can and can't do like right if something's perfectly legal to perform
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  on another person for fun yes then it shouldn't be
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  illegal to perform that for
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  entertainment yeah if two adults want to get together and do some something weird
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  whatever it is who cares what it is as long as they're not doing anything that
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  is or like a man and a woman really love each other and want to be filmed [ __ ]
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  on the internet then they should have every right but then what if one of them wants to be
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  eaten alive by the other one but how does this work like face sitting for
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  example right yeah so what if that what if that starts well what if it starts
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  off kind of side by side right and then he's really getting into it and she's
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  loving it and as he's doing it she kind of arches her back and just kind of
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  leans into it a bit too much does he have to stop and go whoa whoa whoa whoa
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  you're coming dly close to face sitting
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  now and that is illegal yeah
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  filthy yeah well if they're filming it
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  just out of respect to Charlotte Rose sex worker of the Year 2013 um if anyone
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  I think I should go into a bit of detail about uh her personal story um sure
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  Charlotte first became involved in the adult industry as a bondage model at the
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  age of 17 oh that sounds underage so maybe I'll say 18 yeah we'll go with
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  that she worked briefly as a dominatrix before taking a break to start a family
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  and gain a degree I'm not sure if her degree is in sex work but uh doesn't say
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  she returned to sex work as she wanted to quote make a difference there you go
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  and is now a sex therapist all right okay here's a quote from I help people
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  with little or no experience in sex the elderly and disabled and also couples
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  that have healthy sex lives through the teaching of sex skills and I love what I
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  do the does that mean like she's like a psychologist kind of version of that or
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  does that mean she literally gets people in and's like put it in here it goes in
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  there oh doesn't it Go in no definitely not no now now let's literally what
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  about here but more often here right but definitely not here actually she
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  actually helped them practice we don't know ites it doesn't
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  say of course it doesn't say it doesn't say in this Guardian article
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  it also doesn't have her contact info but um I'm sure a brief Google search you're
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  listening contact us and we'd love to have you on the show yeah yeah
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  sure you can come and explain what you know what
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  I actually think maybe she does because I'm here on her website and her bio says
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  I'm a sex worker and sexual trainer right right so she literally
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  just practices it with you and her website for anyone that wants to know is
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  sexualt training. co.uk
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  hm oh that's interesting she's like combined the two
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  fields in a way yeah Psy psychology and
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  sexology and she's open about it it's not like the other ones that hide
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  it which ones hide it you SE the news all the time that they
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  got caught having sex with their patient we don't know yeah right I see no I
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  think they're School teachers I think if you get caught having sex with your
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  patient then you've already breached some kind of confidentiality by not shutting the
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  door well is is that is that an issue she has to worry about like is she not
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  how to call them patients because of that well I'm on the FAQ her website
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  right now and it takes about 9 or 10 to get down to will I be having sex during
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  the session which if it was me if I was building this website I'd probably put
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  that as number one assuming that that's going to be the most asked question the
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  answer is these are intimate sessions as Charlotte Rose feels it's most helpful
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  and appropriate to guide you through the training in this way however it it's not
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  an escort client session and it's not for anyone looking for this kind of
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  transaction now if that's not the most vague way of answering a really direct
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  question then I don't know what the so the answer is maybe yeah yeah if you pay
• 26:58
  that little bit extra yeah or if she likes you yeah actually no that's that's
• 27:04
  lious it's a business transaction yeah just don't film it
• 27:10
  she's in the UK y yeah absolutely not no it's just I still find a very strange
• 27:16
  thing cuz it's just it's what's to stop all of these people going to other
• 27:21
  websites and watching it right so they can't film it there but
• 27:27
  they can just watch it somewhere else wait is it illegal to watch it or is it
• 27:30
  just illegal to film it well it's illegal to sell it sell and purchase
• 27:36
  yeah because it's actually illegal to to film porn in a lot of
• 27:41
  countries yeah and there's there's almost no porn produced here in
• 27:46
  Australia and even the australian-owned sites are usually made in
• 27:51
  Amsterdam right but you just think cuz all the all the the sites that these
• 27:56
  people have to go to they they're not based in the UK they can
• 28:01
  still buy it cuz it's online porn sold in the
• 28:07
  UK right so does online porn if they purchase something from like an American
• 28:11
  website does that are they okay to do that cuz if they are then this is just
• 28:18
  causing them a lot of problems to bring these laws in cuz not it's not just stop people
• 28:23
  from watching it just making more work for them is it yeah
• 28:29
  yeah I think anyway
• 28:32
  H they could have come up with a better hashtag porn protest porn protest I
• 28:39
  think it's uh it's fairly on the money what would you have what would you have
• 28:44
  preferred porn test there you go it's a couple of less
• 28:51
  characters yeah or maybe just proton maybe just protest but with a hyphen
• 28:56
  proton that sounds like an injury weightlift would have [Music]
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  you like what you don't like do it [Music]
• 30:12
  yeah uh I've got some Sasquatch news oh well cu the jingle
• 30:17
  Maddie
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  Sasquatch and uh this week's Sasquatch news is it's quite interesting actually
• 30:28
  well I think um I find it interesting just because it's so elaborate when
• 30:34
  really there really only to make the one point that they've made in this review
• 30:38
  it's um yeah CU realistically the only Sasquatch news is
• 30:43
  either going to be there still isn't a Sasquatch or holy [ __ ] there is one all
• 30:49
  right so two gentlemen Daniel Falconer and Phil polling have written up a
• 30:55
  Critical examination of the Todd Standing Sy video subjects now Todd
• 31:00
  Standing is a very famous um Sasquatch Yeti Hunter and he claims
• 31:06
  toist yep he he claims to have encountered these creatures in the wild
• 31:09
  many times and he's got video footage of them and um he he insists that this is
• 31:15
  real and these gentlemen have done an extensive video analysis on um on these
• 31:22
  photos and this footage and then I mean it's it's really in depth like they
• 31:26
  compare the eyes and and eyelid shapes
• 31:29
  of various um apes and humans and like
• 31:35
  like the the facial expressions like they've got pictures here of human
• 31:38
  squinting and versus you know these pictures of the Sasquatch and uh and the
• 31:43
  way the hair on the Sasquatch compares to the hair of like an flocked animal
• 31:47
  like a cat all that kind of stuff is very in-depth but really I think it's
• 31:52
  only the section on video 5 that is sort
• 31:56
  of essential um um and because I
• 32:02
  mean if you look at what they've got here they've got a picture of the
• 32:06
  Sasquatch as provided by Todd Standing and then a picture of Todd Standing and
• 32:12
  then they've kind of done a little morph and um and it's it looks an awful lot
• 32:19
  like they're the same person yeah um the Sasquatch appears to
• 32:24
  be Todd Standing dressed as a Sasquatch that's right in fact and their their
• 32:29
  analysis of this point um is I just love the way they've written this uh a
• 32:35
  curious feature of video 5 is its resemblance to Todd Standing himself
• 32:41
  yeah yeah which is an understatement they've been very um
• 32:46
  scientific about it and um they're you know like they're not having a go at him
• 32:52
  in any way they're just presenting this information um but really this look I
• 32:56
  mean they've they've gone into a lot of detail tell I mean I've seen this video
• 32:59
  too but my response uh was just to go n it's [ __ ] and move on to my life but
• 33:04
  these guys have taken it one step further and done hours and hours of work
• 33:08
  on it yeah and I mean it's kind of conclusive really um it's [ __ ] yeah
• 33:15
  so if I if you needed any kind of right I just think it's amusing I mean I I I
• 33:21
  haven't read the whole thing because there's a lot here and I didn't need to
• 33:25
  be convinced but um I did find in particular the
• 33:29
  um the video five comparison where it's it's him in a suit yeah I just love this
• 33:36
  phenomenon that people are just so
• 33:40
  obsessed with proving the existence of things that just plain don't exist yeah
• 33:46
  know you know what I mean like there's no reason to think there is a Sasquatch
• 33:51
  so why are you wasting your time like the animals that do exist we know about
• 33:57
  they exist should probably pay more attention to those animals CU they're
• 34:02
  disappearing and trying to find something that doesn't
• 34:05
  exist so soon we'll be having to hunt down I don't know what's animals going
• 34:10
  to be extinct look you You' feel like a panda for example yeah
• 34:17
  yeah you'd feel so much more fulfilled
• 34:21
  at the end of your workday if you were one of these guys that had to prove the
• 34:26
  existence of an animal and you chose I don't know a badger you know what I mean
• 34:31
  because you actually could prove it and it wouldn't just be day after day after
• 34:37
  day for an entire life going home to your wife and going no I still couldn't
• 34:41
  prove it no haven oh look look honey
• 34:46
  honey here's a picture of the Sasquatch
• 34:49
  is that is that you no no no no no I'll be in my
• 34:54
  room yeah I don't know man does he have a wife well this is something I5 cuz you
• 35:01
  do have all these people out there who are trying to prove that they're real
• 35:04
  and they go out and fake it do you think they would maybe design on one outfit
• 35:10
  one style for them to look like that's the other thing all different even even
• 35:15
  yeah within this document this man this guy's footage they all look a bit
• 35:18
  different like one looks like an Ewok sort of creature and then the other
• 35:24
  looks like joh standing dressed as one and then
• 35:28
  I don't know man yeah there's no consistency like speaking of Ewoks
• 35:35
  Google dogs dogs dressed as Ewoks all right and that's my that's my
• 35:41
  that's my Christmas present to you all oh yeah this is our Christmas episode by the
• 35:47
  way we didn't we didn't announce that off the bat we do have some Christmas
• 35:51
  related segments so there is a reason
• 35:53
  for that that is adorable yeah
• 35:58
  that is I need a dog yeah that is adorable but yeah look anyway we'll put
• 36:04
  this in the show notes check it out um conclusive evidence that well these
• 36:09
  Sasquatches in particular as are as made up as leprechauns elves and God well
• 36:16
  speaking of God uh and uh his children and their
• 36:21
  birthdays right as uh as we just mentioned this is our Christmas episode
• 36:27
  we do a Christmas episode Christmas everyone and it usually just consists of
• 36:31
  us announcing it's a Christmas episode and then not really doing anything all
• 36:35
  that christmy although we do have a Christmas segment this week in a
• 36:41
  Christmas version of Matt's horribly horrific horror homnibus
• 36:48
  correct and um there are also a few things that we do tend to mention every
• 36:53
  Christmas episode um for example our old
• 36:59
  favorite Christmas custom that the Dutch go in blackface at Christmas time
• 37:05
  yeah because Santa in Holland has a
• 37:11
  black slave called Black Pete that does most of the manual labor on Santa's trip
• 37:18
  around the world yeah and uh and they don't think there's anything wrong with
• 37:21
  that and we've we've pretty much made fun of this from every possible angle in
• 37:25
  the last couple of years worth the Christmas specials but this year I found
• 37:30
  a video that I found hilarious and did did you guys get a chance to watch this
• 37:35
  video yeah I did I did no I for those who hasn't seen it I I'll describe it
• 37:40
  it's two Dutch people in blackface
• 37:44
  walking around a park in London England and when they are confronted by
• 37:50
  people uh and told that they're being horrifically racist they just say no
• 37:55
  this is a custom and you have to respect now when I watched this video I assumed
• 38:02
  this was coming from a kind of ironic point of view and it was supposed to
• 38:06
  point out how [ __ ] up and [ __ ] this was uh but then after watching it I
• 38:11
  realized no this is from Dutch TV and the point of this video is but not
• 38:17
  everyone in the world thinks this is a good custom and it's done without a hint
• 38:21
  of irony and so it's basically just two people in blackace walking around
• 38:25
  England and being called out on their RAC I do I mean no nobody was okay with it
• 38:31
  in the video and Russell BR in the video he was well he wasn't annoyed he just
• 38:34
  said ah I think maybe you you'll find that it's not okay yeah that's right and
• 38:40
  and Russell just happened to be walking through the park with a what appears to
• 38:44
  be a very very young woman on his arm but um we can talk about that in another
• 38:51
  podcast but um yeah he uh you know as Matt said he just kind of pointed out to them that
• 38:57
  uh it was pretty appalling and he went
• 39:00
  on his way uh one woman uh told them in no uncertain terms [ __ ] off or you're
• 39:07
  going to get punched yeah and said you're making everybody very
• 39:11
  uncomfortable and you're trying have a nice day here yeah and that is a that is
• 39:15
  a fair point because well no matter what your opinion of it is it is um
• 39:20
  confronting and they were confronting people about it so yeah that's right if
• 39:25
  you're in if you're in Holland if you're in Holland and you're doing it and it's
• 39:28
  it is a tradition I mean I'm sure people walking around the street aren't shocked
• 39:33
  and and being confronted by it but if you're in London where like they knew
• 39:38
  that this was not an okay thing to do that's why they did it you know what I
• 39:43
  mean like that's right they were being provocative correct yeah so and they
• 39:48
  provoked yeah they did and also like I they only showed clips of people being
• 39:53
  annoyed possibly there was some people who just went well that's just silly and
• 39:57
  or just went oh okay fine whatever yeah like I don't know I it is a weird
• 40:01
  tradition obviously but um yeah I don't
• 40:07
  know there's a lot of traditions that should just stop and
• 40:13
  that's the end of it you know yeah I mean why do they do it
• 40:17
  that's the I guess because it's tradition well in the same way as people
• 40:21
  dress up like Santa Claus but Santa Claus isn't a horrible racist
• 40:26
  stereotype sure well he is but he's a
• 40:31
  stereotype of a white man so no one cares because you can't really it's very
• 40:37
  difficult to offend white people cuz we're we're pretty fine yeah that's
• 40:40
  right no white people are offended with being shown like when people try
• 40:47
  and argue that Homer Simpson is offensive to to to fathers or to to to
• 40:51
  white males it's not offensive because we are idiots and we're fine like you
• 40:56
  can make fun of us we'll be fine weed minority yeah it's
• 41:02
  okay but in this case it's a bit different yeah oh I'd say it is a little
• 41:08
  bit now Luke you famously said on this podcast before that you don't think that
• 41:13
  uh blackface uh is a problem what's your opinion on zat
• 41:18
  pit yeah I still I think it's what's behind it I yeah I have a trouble I'm
• 41:25
  not very good with racism I cuz you're saying the intent matters yeah I always
• 41:31
  think it does intent matters everything I agree um do agree with that too and in
• 41:36
  fact that's the excuse we get used to get away with most of the stuff we say
• 41:40
  on this podcast exactly so it is it is fairly hypocritical of us to say no if
• 41:45
  someone's offended by it it's just not bad no no no but my my point stands I
• 41:50
  believe that in this video these particular people were doing it to piss
• 41:54
  people off and to to confront people about it and I think in this case it is
• 41:58
  it was a racist thing to do because that was their intent was to R they weren there
• 42:04
  celebrating no what it was about they were there trying to get reactions from
• 42:08
  people correct so I think that's different I think like I said if you're
• 42:11
  in Holland and you're doing it because it's a tradition well I mean you could
• 42:14
  argue that's different I don't know that's not I I don't really understand I
• 42:19
  I I think that when your tradition is a hate crime then maybe it's blurred the
• 42:22
  lines well is it is it a hate crime like I I think it's it's considered a hate
• 42:28
  crime in certain places I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to wander down to the
• 42:32
  Deep South in Black I think You' I agree but I'm saying but that's because that's
• 42:38
  for different reasons like if in Holland they're not doing it to belittle or
• 42:43
  demean black people it's just this tradition thing and they don't really think about it
• 42:48
  thenly it does belittle and demean them agree but if it comes from an innocent
• 42:53
  place I think it's more okay than what they're doing in this video which is
• 42:58
  intentionally confronting people with it I'm not saying that they should continue
• 43:02
  to do it I do think it's something that they need to stop and have a think about
• 43:05
  why they're doing it but I think like if if somebody's doing it because it's
• 43:10
  tradition and they they don't quite understand that's different to somebody
• 43:14
  going up and going look at me I'm dressed as a black person does that
• 43:17
  annoy you some somebody does make the point in the video of saying fine it's
• 43:22
  your tradition I got no problem with that but maybe it's our tradition to
• 43:25
  punch people like you in the [ __ ] face well that's a fair point yeah yeah I
• 43:31
  will say this I was speaking to one of our listeners during the week who was
• 43:35
  also a good friend of ours I won't name them but um they were in a public place
• 43:39
  with uh one of their children who um loudly exclaimed dad I don't like black
• 43:44
  people and um and he was horrified by the comment and uh investigated it as a
• 43:50
  parent is wanted to do and um when pressed she just says no no no I just I
• 43:56
  just don't like the color black right okay so uh but he's you know
• 44:02
  I mean it's regardless of uh of how harmless it is maybe maybe don't go
• 44:08
  around saying that you don't like black people yeah because like my point is on
• 44:11
  the one hand the child is not saying that because she wants to oppress a
• 44:15
  group of people and like you know but she's just making a weird observation
• 44:19
  about her you know something her limited understanding of the world yeah exactly
• 44:25
  like the you know she's I don't know she finds visually displeasing about
• 44:31
  them I mean M careful I'm trying to be careful and it's I'm waiting for and quite
• 44:38
  frankly so do I no no no I'm just saying the child a
• 44:44
  child's innocence is different to somebody going up and poking people and annoying them
• 44:51
  like this child's just saying a a silly thing whereas these people were
• 44:56
  intentionally trying to piss everybody off so I don't think I don't think you
• 45:00
  should be allowed to do that but I say we move on because we're
• 45:06
  not very good at we're not good at this listen to us trying to tiptoe around
• 45:10
  political correctness yeah I know I know cuz on the one hand I'm like oh it's
• 45:15
  it's a tradition like they're not trying to be really racist but it is a bit of a
• 45:19
  racist tradition so I can kind of I don't know well can we move on to
• 45:23
  something that I have absolutely no problem making fun of sure Kirk Cameron
• 45:29
  [ __ ] yeah former sitcom star and
• 45:34
  evangelist yeah um public hater of and disbeliever in
• 45:40
  evolution y uh inventor of the crocod duck which is a half crocodile half duck
• 45:47
  that he thinks the absence of disproves the theory of evolution because there
• 45:53
  are no in his opinion there's no animals in evolutionary transition and all that
• 45:59
  proves really is that he doesn't understand how Evolution works and that
• 46:03
  we're all animals in transition
• 46:07
  correct um yeah but uh he has just uh
• 46:12
  personally uh financed produced and starred in a Christmas movie now I'll
• 46:19
  admit I do like a good Christmas movie like if it's Christmas time then a
• 46:25
  movie about Christmas I'm just going to enjoy it you
• 46:30
  know whether whether it's jingle all the way or oh God The Nightmare Before
• 46:36
  Christmas Die Hard Die Hard just love
• 46:39
  Christmas movies you know um but uh this
• 46:43
  movie which I believe is called Kurt Cameron Saves
• 46:48
  Christmas oh God looks like the worst
• 46:52
  movie ever made um maybe it's even worth
• 46:56
  putting the audio of this trailer into the promo oh do we want to
• 47:03
  encourage him maybe well look it's either that or or people should go and
• 47:07
  watch this I mean yeah I mean don't any money you you it looks like it's going
• 47:14
  to be like a light-hearted kind of comedy at first but it's not it's
• 47:18
  basically about a guy who who finds out that everybody hates Christmas because
• 47:24
  they think that the pagans are stealing it from them Christians he knows hate
• 47:28
  Christmas now they hate it but they're disappointed in Christmas because all
• 47:32
  the pagans are trying to steal it from them and make it about you know not God
• 47:37
  and then he um he saves Christmas I guess by reminding everybody that it was
• 47:42
  originally apparently about the birth of Jesus and all the other stuff got made
• 47:49
  up afterwards yeah they they say the word
• 47:54
  Jesus like more times in this this trailer that I've think I've heard
• 47:58
  collectively in every other trailer yeah
• 48:02
  unless it's an Irish movie Jesus Jesus Jesus Mary and
• 48:07
  Joseph but yeah we allil be [ __ ] yeah I don't think you're going
• 48:12
  to find much cursing in this film now look it looks like a load of [ __ ] yeah
• 48:18
  but it's amazing in its
• 48:22
  awfulness M you know I just don't I mean
• 48:28
  look the guy clearly at some point kind of lost it a
• 48:33
  bit because he he was on what's this what was he on Growing Pains is that
• 48:37
  what he was on growing pain no no he wasn't growing pains he was it I thought
• 48:43
  that was Michael J fox no that was family TI family tires P he he was
• 48:47
  supposed to be the big stud of the show and everything and then at some point he
• 48:51
  he became a born again Christian and then refused to do any scenes eventually
• 48:55
  where he was alone in a room with a woman because it was sending the wrong
• 48:58
  message and basically just went [ __ ] stupid and he released a
• 49:04
  video uh a few years ago I guess talking about how Christians are having all
• 49:09
  their rights stripped away from them because they can't open a Bible in a
• 49:13
  public school and all all is nonsense like he's crazy they're not allowed to
• 49:18
  teach kids about magic well you you you can teach them just not in a public
• 49:24
  school like send them to a there schools
• 49:27
  where they can do that yeah yeah they can just go to those schools and but the
• 49:34
  thing he says oh they teach you Evolution but they don't teach you both
• 49:37
  sides of the story Al cuz there only side of the story no no well not only
• 49:42
  that if you're going to teach both sides of the story you mean all 50 billion
• 49:45
  [ __ ] sides of the story so you teach the Scientologist side of the story you
• 49:49
  teach the Muslim side of the story you teach the Buddhist side of the story
• 49:53
  ridiculous I read a great quote the other day and I forget who would by so
• 49:57
  that may make no sense at all but it it was basically that there is no such thing
• 50:03
  as not believing in evolution only not
• 50:08
  accepting that evolution is a fact yeah no no I I know no I know what you mean
• 50:13
  like well because you don't believe in evolution it's not a that's right you no
• 50:17
  faith involved you accept the evidence or you don't yeah there's no faith
• 50:21
  involved not like with a religion the problem that's the the issue with
• 50:24
  religion is that there isn't evidence that's the point of it it's it's
• 50:26
  supposed to fill in the gaps where the stuff we don't know with faith which
• 50:30
  means there is evidence but you believe it anyway that's right they try to apply
• 50:34
  that same logic to scientific theories and that's not how it works yeah because
• 50:38
  that's that's not how we decide things are real that's like absence of evidence
• 50:44
  of unicorns is not evidence of unicorns
• 50:49
  correct and this is our Christmas
• 50:54
  special there is no God [Music] well something that happens this time
• 51:01
  every year is the Steam Sale oh yeah yep um it hasn't started yet I believe it's
• 51:07
  starting tomorrow but they're having a little auction before it starts right
• 51:11
  you know all those little presents you get from Steam like you get those little
• 51:16
  emeric cons and things those items yes well they came up with that you could
• 51:20
  trade them for gems and then bid on games right I wondered how it worked I
• 51:24
  couldn't figure it out so I just closed it yeah so it was just so you can get rid
• 51:29
  of all your old stuff and well it didn't go well to start with I had to take it
• 51:33
  down cuz people found a little bit of a hack and were just multiplying gems like
• 51:39
  crazy right but I the reason why I found out about this is I had a lot of stuff
• 51:44
  on the marketplace that I've been trying to sell and it's been sitting there for
• 51:47
  months and months then all of a sudden I so about a 100 things
• 51:53
  jeez trying to go what did you get return buy lots of cheap things I made
• 51:58
  about $340
• 52:02
  good what did you sell exactly but you're cleaned up yeah yep um well when
• 52:09
  you actually with the trading cards that you get when you actually completed
• 52:13
  level completed card you get like a wallpaper and things for steam right so
• 52:18
  you can customize your steam page or you can just sell them in the marketplace I
• 52:22
  sell them cuz I gave all mine to you and
• 52:25
  I and I I uh yes I used them I used all
• 52:29
  your trading cards oh it's fine I I don't care it's fine all right so they have to shut it
• 52:36
  down uh because it shut down yeah cuz people have to ruin everything of course
• 52:43
  of course yeah but no now we get the joy of the actual sale starting soon so we
• 52:48
  get to buy lots of games really cheap that we won't play I'm I'm going to say
• 52:52
  now that I don't have anything that I want so I'm not going to buy anything
• 52:56
  but it's probably not true I'm gonna end up is that how it works is it Matt yeah
• 53:01
  I always end up I check it every morning anyway and then I go ah I didn't know
• 53:06
  that I wanted that but apparently I do so every time it comes up I will buy
• 53:12
  roughly I don't know 15 to 20 games yeah well the steam sale is the reason I have
• 53:18
  as many games as I do it's not just the sale in general but they do the little
• 53:22
  flash sales during it as well where like you end up buying things for like
• 53:28
  $250 and they're clever too cuz you vote for them right so you kind of invested
• 53:32
  in it and so you got to check back to see what you voted for when even if you
• 53:36
  didn't really want it like there's three there I don't really want any of them
• 53:38
  but I guess out of them I want that one the most and then suddenly you want it
• 53:43
  yep [ __ ] yep damn you Gabe they're Geniuses
• 53:49
  yep well that's not the only steam news this week
• 53:52
  actually no um Steam Greenlight which is the um service where Indie developers
• 53:59
  can put their game up and the um users can vote whether they would buy it on
• 54:03
  Steam and if enough people vote then it gets put onto Steam for sale um the game
• 54:10
  hatred which we've talked about before which is made by a Polish development
• 54:14
  house um which is a game about going around and shooting
• 54:18
  everybody it's basically a mass murder simulator um yep they put the game onto
• 54:23
  green light uh and according to the stats that they posted they were getting
• 54:28
  a lot of yeses they went straight to like number seven on the list which
• 54:33
  would mean wow yeah they were going to get in uh but after a couple of hours
• 54:37
  they received an email from valve saying unfortunately we've had a look at the
• 54:43
  game and we're just not interested in selling it on Steam so we're going to
• 54:48
  pull you pull the game from from Greenlight which is I guess within their
• 54:53
  right so it got pulled and everybody was like oh on on the one hand it did look
• 54:58
  like an awful awful evil sort of game if that's your kind of if that's your
• 55:04
  opinion um but on the other hand who it's you know if people want to buy it
• 55:10
  put it on Steam like what you know who's to say it isn't isn't okay to sell it
• 55:14
  you know what I mean we can buy whatever we want right um so they CED a bit of
• 55:20
  flack I assume and then at some point um either today or yesterday Gabe newel Ste
• 55:26
  in um sent them an email a follow-up email and said look I'm sorry um that
• 55:31
  was a mistake and um we're going to put you back on Greenlight um best of luck with your
• 55:38
  game so so they're back and uh I'm not not sure where they at the moment but I
• 55:43
  mean we can be pretty assured just because of the controversy involved with
• 55:46
  the game it's going to get on there because people people are just going to
• 55:49
  click yes because they want to see what happens yeah this game is going to get
• 55:54
  on there it will absolutely yeah it's it's controversial enough and it's had
• 55:59
  enough media coverage now that it's it's a forone conclusion but it was
• 56:03
  interesting that because um not only it wasn't like an automated system that
• 56:08
  pulled them from the store it was a it was an email that was clearly written
• 56:12
  and said look we've had a look at your game and we believe in I think in the
• 56:15
  words uh of the email it's
• 56:20
  unpublishable and um and then Gabe new
• 56:24
  stepped in and said sorry that's uh that's not how this works and we're
• 56:29
  putting you back on so I don't know interesting is is it actually a game was
• 56:34
  it is is it just you walk around murdering people well I don't know yet I
• 56:39
  I guess I like to think hope well hope there's a game in there somewhere like
• 56:44
  otherwise it I mean it could get old pretty quick if it's
• 56:47
  not so I don't know i' still have a go though yeah the only thing that we've
• 56:52
  seen is that trailer that which I mean and to be honest the trailer did Shock
• 56:56
  Me a bit I didn't expect it to be as I think just a combination of um the music
• 57:01
  and the the editing and it was just a very it was a well done trailer for for
• 57:08
  what it was no do you know what I mean like it actually did make me it made me
• 57:11
  go oh wow like yeah it it was very
• 57:15
  effective so um to to their you know benefit or detriment so yeah they
• 57:22
  certainly got everybody's attention anyway so it's back on there if hatred
• 57:26
  is a game that you would like to see on Steam uh head over and vote Yes if
• 57:29
  you're one of those people that that thinks it shouldn't be allowed and you
• 57:33
  actually opposed to the game you can click no um or and if you have no opinion don't
• 57:40
  do anything don't do anything although I don't know that's green light works I
• 57:44
  think they generally just want you to vote so that games that people do want
• 57:49
  get through and the others don't just kind of sit there and stagnate so I
• 57:52
  think voting no helps um they want you to do one or the other you know what I
• 57:58
  mean so yeah but yeah because it's not going to be a game for everyone I don't
• 58:01
  think it's not a game for me no I mean I'm interested I want to
• 58:06
  know more about it I don't know if I need to play it to know what I want to
• 58:10
  know you know like I just need somebody else to I don't think I would ever
• 58:13
  play no I don't either I I think I probably watch a couple of YouTube
• 58:17
  videos and I mean if there is a game there like some kind of game play like I
• 58:23
  don't know more than just here is a map with some random people and it go shoot
• 58:27
  them all like that's not really a game you know you could do that in any game
• 58:34
  if you wanted to I don't know uh but there's one more piece of
• 58:40
  steam related news uh and it is uh some personal news um and that's just to say
• 58:46
  that um a game um Bermuda that I did the soundtrack for um it was made by my good
• 58:53
  friend Marcus um invert Mouse uh was also on Steam Greenlight and it's been
• 58:57
  green lit so it's that's great yeah it's gonna be on Steam yeah well done
• 59:03
  congratulations yeah cheers and yeah congratulations to Marcus um he works
• 59:08
  really hard on these and um and he deserves it so I'm I'm really glad that
• 59:11
  it got through and thanks to everybody for voting and um check it out it's a
• 59:15
  visual novel um with kind of um Stealth
• 59:19
  gameplay uh elements in between um so if that's your kind of thing um check it
• 59:24
  out and uh yeah be on the store soon for sale so yeah yeah pretty exciting nice
• 59:31
  one that's a thing that I didn't think would ever happen so that's pretty cool
• 59:36
  no you know what I mean it's like isn't any good no it's just like oh I did the
• 59:41
  soundtrack for a game something that You' done is now on Steam it's literally
• 59:45
  a commercial game on Steam and I did the soundtrack for it that's just I part of
• 59:48
  the steam Universe yeah it's uh got a case thanks man I got a case of imposter
• 59:54
  syndrome I think that's what it is but um that'll go away
• 59:59
  eventually so oh one more bit of steam news before we go cool last bit I
• 1:00:05
  promise um remember last episode we gave away the half the code for Tales of
• 1:00:09
  Borderlands yeah do we know if anyone claimed that um I don't know if the
• 1:00:15
  Tweet with the second half has gone up yet at the time of this recording um it
• 1:00:20
  might have in which case well no we don't know here's the answer to your
• 1:00:23
  question so well I'm just a saying he I'm hoping that the person that does is
• 1:00:28
  successful in getting it lets us know about it yeah so if you won the code
• 1:00:31
  last week please let us know I mean I can check by going on Steam and trying
• 1:00:34
  to redeem it myself but that's you know I don't want to have to do that just let
• 1:00:38
  us know write in and let us know if you won please that would be great and we'll
• 1:00:44
  announce you on the podcast if you want if you don't want us to just say so want
• 1:00:47
  us to yeah we have bad bad experiences with that in the past so if you don't
• 1:00:51
  want us to mention your name just say that's fine cuz uh in case you haven't
• 1:00:56
  noticed we're missing the filters between our brains and our mouths that a
• 1:01:00
  lot of people have so happy to not mention
• 1:01:06
  you look while we're talking about games can I take a little bit of a a left turn
• 1:01:11
  for a sec sure and has anybody seen what they're doing at traffic lights in
• 1:01:18
  Germany I traffic saw the article traffic lights in Germany now have a
• 1:01:23
  game of pong attached to them yeah uh
• 1:01:27
  and you play against the person on the other side of the
• 1:01:32
  road and I think that's this is this is a great thing and they should probably
• 1:01:37
  introduce it in a lot of places cuz this would stop me
• 1:01:41
  jaywalking yeah I would wait for the lights it would stop me j walking it
• 1:01:46
  would stop me jaywalking once but it's it's basically you know
• 1:01:52
  you walk up to the pole you press the button you wait for it to go now you
• 1:01:55
  walk up and you start playing pong and it's a little touch screen and uh you're
• 1:02:00
  playing against the dude who's waiting on the other side and it's amazing it's
• 1:02:04
  pretty cool yeah I um I the one thing about it that makes me a little bit is
• 1:02:09
  that it's a touchcreen kind of like an iPad or an iPhone and I I'm pretty sure
• 1:02:14
  after one day I would walk past look at the screen and think I'm not touching
• 1:02:18
  that look at it it's disgusting well it's the same as just pushing the
• 1:02:22
  button well it is except it's not because it's going to look like like a
• 1:02:27
  glass display like you know when somebody if somebody pulls out their
• 1:02:30
  their their phone or their tablet or whatever and it's got all crusty finger
• 1:02:35
  Gunk all over it like is that repulsive no it's it's repulsive like like I don't
• 1:02:40
  know we have an iPad at work and sometimes after it's you know been used
• 1:02:45
  for testing and stuff around the office I grab it and I'm like [ __ ] sake you
• 1:02:49
  using it with a Fleshlight attachment or oh I mean I'm not going to touch with my
• 1:02:52
  fingers I have to use my penis I don't want to to get finger
• 1:02:57
  juice on my fingers anyway I just I just think Jes I
• 1:03:03
  think something like this is going to get a bit bit dirty maybe they need to
• 1:03:06
  put a little cleaning cloth on there hanging at the side for people like me
• 1:03:10
  bit of spray yeah yeah exactly yeah bit of bit of cleaning spray yeah yeah I we
• 1:03:15
  could spit on it I guess oh I get luk to spit on it y he's got more exper he's
• 1:03:20
  got more experience
• 1:03:27
  so Pirate Bay Gone yeah yeah is it still gone cuz it it came back for a little
• 1:03:33
  while gone oh it was gone the last time I tried to go there for research
• 1:03:37
  purposes only and I even just I just went on before we started recording just
• 1:03:41
  to make sure yep it looks like it is gone for good yeah I'm trying to get on
• 1:03:46
  to it now and no for people who didn't hear about it uh the they got raided
• 1:03:51
  over in Sweden probably what two weeks ago now yeah
• 1:03:57
  they used the um the Sony hack as an excuse apparently the films that got
• 1:04:01
  stolen during the the Sony hack um some films some of them weren't even released
• 1:04:06
  yet um got was stolen in a you know someone got into Sony's Network pinched
• 1:04:11
  him and they ended up on the Pirate Bay so they used that as an excuse to seize all their
• 1:04:16
  servers at least that's what I read at the time and uh it's gone I haven't
• 1:04:22
  actually read a lot it's not something that's yeah I just I I didn't know that
• 1:04:27
  that was the reason they got ra I just knew they got raided and
• 1:04:30
  then heard somewhere along that oh they'll be back soon cuz they normally
• 1:04:34
  always are oh yeah yeah well they were they were briefly back up on a different
• 1:04:38
  at a different domain briefly um yeah but with that one that one that was back
• 1:04:43
  up it didn't actually work right okay it looked like they just had the front page
• 1:04:47
  up but didn't actually go anywhere and I was told that there was
• 1:04:51
  another site that had the catalog but I I tried to search for things on it and
• 1:04:57
  it was a nogo as well for research purposes only of course yeah yes
• 1:05:02
  yes but it's not going to stop anything there's already there's a dozen torrent
• 1:05:06
  sites ready to take its place oh yeah I've recently discovered that demonoid
• 1:05:10
  is back so um I didn't even know that it' come back so that's that was
• 1:05:15
  interesting I thought it was still gone forever but I mean so I guess that just
• 1:05:19
  means you can't get rid of them you know
• 1:05:21
  permanently I mean I don't know surely
• 1:05:26
  somebody somewhere has got a backup of of the Pirate Bay you know what I mean
• 1:05:31
  like because the Pirate Bay doesn't have the files yeah like the the people have the
• 1:05:35
  files that's the whole that's the beauty of torrent is that it's all
• 1:05:40
  distributed so it's just a database yeah that needs to be um you know popped back
• 1:05:46
  up somewhere but I guess it's yeah you got to be really careful because it's a
• 1:05:49
  [ __ ] massive Target yeah I mean I'm not going to I'm
• 1:05:53
  not going to do it no probably not worth it probably probably
• 1:06:00
  not well I mean I I didn't use the
• 1:06:02
  Pirate Bay much anyway no I just went to
• 1:06:10
  Italy I uh I did I I I'm going to be lost without it unless one of you guys
• 1:06:16
  can uh turn me onto something else really you used it you used it a lot did
• 1:06:21
  you yeah it was my go-to for uh research
• 1:06:25
  yeah wow it was the only one that I've ever used that was just No
• 1:06:31
  Nonsense right you know what I mean like type in what you want and there it
• 1:06:37
  is there you go then oh thanks man where just on the
• 1:06:44
  spreadsheet spread oh oh okay more there's that
• 1:06:51
  one now all the list are going to be like oh what is it what is it
• 1:06:56
  are we going to put a link to that in the show notes no I don't think we are I
• 1:06:59
  don't know do we probably not no I don't
• 1:07:02
  think so I think we've been you know all right listeners if you know any t s
• 1:07:08
  right in I'm serious right in if you've got you know any good tent sites let us know
• 1:07:13
  I'm curious and also I want I want in yeah yeah I don't think it's illegal
• 1:07:20
  to request access to torent sites is it well no cuz not everything on a t site
• 1:07:26
  is against copyright people actually release stuff they want out there on
• 1:07:30
  torrent sites good point good point L releas for making it yeah I know a lot
• 1:07:36
  of I know there have been movies that people have released on there
• 1:07:41
  so um not all bad while we're talking about this
• 1:07:46
  because I I mean I mentioned the Sony hack do we want to talk about uh the
• 1:07:51
  other aspect of the Sony hack that's kind of big news at the moment yeah the
• 1:07:55
  interview it's not getting a cinema release now it's not getting um a
• 1:08:00
  release at all I think is that at all yeah as as far as I know they've
• 1:08:06
  absolutely they've completely shelved it yeah but uh does somebody who knows
• 1:08:11
  about it want to want to take us through it I can if you want or do you want to
• 1:08:16
  go for it all right to do it and I want you to do it in an Indian voice all
• 1:08:22
  right well several weeks ago the servers of Sony Entertainment Productions I made
• 1:08:28
  up that name Sony had their servers hacked and uh a bunch of stuff was
• 1:08:35
  stolen uh emails and um documents and
• 1:08:40
  financial information and also somehow I guess they just had digital versions of
• 1:08:45
  them um some films new release films some hadn't been out yet some that were
• 1:08:50
  out and we're just floating around and um now from what I understand at first
• 1:08:55
  a financial requ like a demand for money was made in return for not releasing
• 1:09:01
  stuff and then Sony said [ __ ] off uh because they didn't actually know
• 1:09:06
  what had been taken and then um the hackers calling they called themselves
• 1:09:11
  the Guardians Of Peace I think um released they only just came out with
• 1:09:15
  that name I believe right I think before couple of days ago they were just
• 1:09:20
  Anonymous I don't say they weren't Anonymous they were posting Anonymous yeah gotcha
• 1:09:25
  Well they um they said uh we're going to they put up a bunch of personal emails
• 1:09:30
  between um people like Aaron salken and um producers at Sony and between the
• 1:09:36
  head of Sony didn't those emails make them look like children yeah they they posted some
• 1:09:42
  stuff that was pretty um I guess controversial in a sense that you know
• 1:09:46
  people were making a bit some casually racist jokes about certain actors and
• 1:09:52
  things like that and it was you know it's it's not the kind of stuff that
• 1:09:56
  they want out you know yeah so Sony kind
• 1:10:00
  of [ __ ] themselves a bit um but then further than that they somebody not not
• 1:10:07
  the hackers at first somebody said we think maybe it was North Korea I think I
• 1:10:12
  think maybe Sony or or some us um you know like legal entity said oh we think
• 1:10:18
  North Korea may have been involved and whether because of that or because it
• 1:10:23
  was them they've said this movie the interview which is a film starring Seth
• 1:10:27
  Rogan and James Franco where they are hired to assassinate Kim y or Kim
• 1:10:33
  Jong-un is that his name Kim yeah Kim
• 1:10:36
  Jong-un yeah Kim Jong-un so um which obviously North careers they wouldn't be
• 1:10:41
  a big fan of a film like that because he's their leader so probably not yeah
• 1:10:47
  well they don't know any better the citizens um so they said if you release
• 1:10:53
  this film um remember September 11th because we'll do the same thing at every
• 1:10:58
  Cinema it screens in which is a ridiculous claim to make you think think
• 1:11:04
  about it um you don't have to think that hard it's a ridiculous thing to threaten
• 1:11:11
  um but I mean it is quite a serious threat nonetheless so uh a lot of
• 1:11:16
  Cinemas said well we're not going to show the film yeah
• 1:11:21
  and canceled um all screenings and then
• 1:11:26
  Sony then said well okay we just we're not going to release the film at
• 1:11:32
  all uh and so basically these hackers
• 1:11:36
  whoever they are just killed this movie and a lot of people are saying
• 1:11:42
  this is ridiculous like like you've just
• 1:11:46
  set a really bad precedent because
• 1:11:49
  yeah like I mean of like I mean I don't want to they like I guess in theory they
• 1:11:56
  could but I mean it's very unlikely that they were actually going to you know
• 1:11:59
  blow blow up every Cinema in the world all 18,000 Cinemas that it was showing
• 1:12:04
  in in the US I mean and I mean obviously the argument is even if they blew up one
• 1:12:10
  that's that's bad enough but that's bad enough but I mean if it's can North
• 1:12:15
  Korea does North Korea have the ability to do that
• 1:12:19
  yeah I think they do and honestly are we just going to start not doing things
• 1:12:24
  because North Korea we should have and well I mean this is that kind
• 1:12:29
  of thing you don't negotiate with terrorists because then you set a
• 1:12:32
  precedent yeah um and this is the weird like even the Department of Homeland
• 1:12:37
  Security actually said there's no credible threat no evidence of a
• 1:12:40
  credible threat no no because they didn't even know who it was it was just
• 1:12:44
  some random people on the internet in theory who just then sent this they
• 1:12:49
  wanted money at first how could it be North Korea why would North Korea demand
• 1:12:52
  money like if they're trying to so I think Sony I can understand maybe
• 1:12:58
  holding off on the release cuz it would hurt
• 1:13:01
  sales but maybe release it 6 months time
• 1:13:06
  when well the other thing is apparently the film is terrible oh oh look I mean
• 1:13:13
  it looks [ __ ] awful but as a rule I don't watch movies that star Seth Rogan
• 1:13:18
  and James Franco so I probably wasn't going to go see this one either but I
• 1:13:24
  mean this they basically just like guaranteed everyone's going to want to
• 1:13:29
  see this now just because everyone like people who wouldn't even have known what
• 1:13:32
  it was now know about it because because this is like big news and not only that
• 1:13:38
  people are saying it gives Sony in a way it gives Sony uh the ability to do
• 1:13:44
  something that they've like move film Publishers have wanted to do for a long
• 1:13:49
  time which is um release it on all platforms at once because the cinemas
• 1:13:55
  this time the cinemas said no we don't want to put it out where normally they
• 1:13:59
  the reason that they don't do it all at the same time is to keep the cinemas
• 1:14:02
  happy yeah that's true so in this case it gives Sony the freedom to just do
• 1:14:07
  whatever they want with it it could be a bit of an experiment or or as someone
• 1:14:10
  tweeted I can't unfortunately I can't give credit because I don't recall who
• 1:14:13
  it was someone tweeted um Sony should just email it to themselves and then we
• 1:14:17
  can all watch [Laughter]
• 1:14:22
  it so yeah nice so anyway yeah that's um it's kind of a it's kind of a big deal I
• 1:14:28
  guess like they all caved and now this film's just not getting released yeah I
• 1:14:33
  got a shock that they caved I didn't think they would yeah you know what I
• 1:14:39
  think I think the movie was [ __ ] terrible and they knew it yeah Sony knew
• 1:14:45
  it and then [ __ ] we've already put out the trailer everyone knows it's got two
• 1:14:51
  of Hollywood's biggest stars in it everyone's going to go and see this
• 1:14:54
  thing and it is awful and then this
• 1:15:00
  happened and they went you know what
• 1:15:04
  we're not releasing it Merry
• 1:15:09
  Christmas yeah oh someone pointed out too I don't know how how true this is um
• 1:15:16
  well I mean as far as I'm aware North Korea has fairly limited Military
• 1:15:19
  capabilities um however Japan is a lot closer to them than than the US and Sony
• 1:15:23
  is based in Japan and pointed that out and I went okay that is
• 1:15:27
  true so I don't know whether that's a factor at all but I mean it was just an
• 1:15:32
  interesting point son pictures is not based in Japan in Hollywood California I isn't it
• 1:15:37
  the president of Sony said no we're not doing that
• 1:15:44
  could Sony pictures oh okay oh maybe I'm mistaken
• 1:15:49
  then I think Sony someone was having final say over the death scene
• 1:15:57
  that's true send it back to him the president going hey what do you think of
• 1:16:01
  this and he kept going no yeah I remember someone fire less
• 1:16:06
  skull oh Jesus evidently his head gets blown up right that right well not
• 1:16:12
  anymore it doesn't no well there you go we don't get to see
• 1:16:19
  a terrible film well allegedly terrible I guess we'll never know speaking of
• 1:16:22
  terrible films yes do we want to have a
• 1:16:27
  segment we can we can absolutely have a segment this is um Matt's horrifically
• 1:16:33
  horrible horror homnibus Christmas
• 1:16:35
  Edition that's horrifically horrible
• 1:16:40
  horror Christmas
• 1:16:45
  edition that on the end
• 1:16:47
  yeah um so this is a slight change of
• 1:16:52
  format because I've seen this film ah and I want to try and do this more often
• 1:16:57
  I've actually watched the film in question the premise of this um segment
• 1:17:02
  is I'm going to give out the name of the film and then um Luke and Dan have to
• 1:17:07
  try and guess the plot just generally of the film based on that name all right
• 1:17:13
  and um this is a Christmas editioned so the film this week it's a horror film
• 1:17:19
  they're always horror films because I like horror films this film is called
• 1:17:23
  Santa's SLE Santa's Slay all right Luke do you want
• 1:17:29
  to uh ask the first question yeah I've got a question I'd
• 1:17:35
  just like to maybe ask but start off with yeah sure may may as well uh does
• 1:17:39
  anyone get their breasts cut
• 1:17:42
  off no Noh unfortunately not I I need to
• 1:17:48
  I couldn't find a Christmas film where that happens I did want to F that dream
• 1:17:52
  for you yeah I did find a film once so it's called Christmas sleigh Santa
• 1:17:58
  sorry Santa slay forgot already Santa slay Santa slay Santa slay can I Sant
• 1:18:03
  slay my first question H is slay
• 1:18:08
  spelled s l e i g h or SL a
• 1:18:13
  y it's spelled SL y of course mhm had a
• 1:18:20
  had a strong feeling it might have been
• 1:18:23
  yeah so are we talking a renegade Santa or are we talking Santa having to save
• 1:18:29
  the day I mean this could go in either direction what do you reckon
• 1:18:33
  Luke I my bet would be a renegade Santa yeah it is along those lines yes
• 1:18:40
  I'm going to guess it's also set around Christmas yeah it
• 1:18:44
  is well I think you're probably right about that one think it's probably set around
• 1:18:51
  Christmas yep I just want to get a question right for once okay well take
• 1:18:58
  it away
• 1:19:02
  um I'm going to guess now think about the nature of Santa like what what what
• 1:19:08
  is Santa why would somebody like Santa exist he's got you know he's got some
• 1:19:13
  powers and abilities what's that about yeah well he's got his naughty list and
• 1:19:18
  his Nic he does we've all got those I mean those are objects not Powers but he
• 1:19:23
  does yeah be all right he knows who's on the
• 1:19:28
  [ __ ] list thanks man he does yep he has the power to read
• 1:19:34
  yep well who writes the list no he makes the lists he can write he can
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  write he knows who's been bad or good he
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  checks them twice y yep he's fastidious here's my question about this
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  if he knows who's good and bad why does he need a list yeah
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  well make sure why is he so why does he have so little confidence in his own
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  omnipotence that he has to check the list not once but twice yeah even though
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  he already knows and why
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  assuming to find out who's naughty and nice
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  yeah making a list made the list he's checking it twice he's going to find out
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  he's he made the list he doesn't need to
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  find out yeah yeah be good for goodness
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  [Laughter] sake all right
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  so [Music]
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  um has maybe Santa just cracked and started to he's decided he's just going
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  to kill the naughty children now not exactly no he
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  um like like I said think about like what kind of a a being could be Santa a
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  demon of some sort right well that's uh you know that's quite a premise if Santa
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  was a demon uh would he be
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  possessing anybody no no he's himself no
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  he's himself but he he is perhaps possessed no he's no he's not he's not I
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  think the demon thing may have been a red herring then no no you're [ __ ]
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  with us now Matt no no no no no one gets possessed by a demon no nobody gets
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  possessed by a demon Santa is a demon yes y right but a demon who doesn't want
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  to possess anyone who just wants to kill he wants to kill every child on
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  Christmas Eve no he does want to kill all of them does he
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  want just the good ones then
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  he's just a [ __ ] with who he's just a dick look he's out he's he's out for a
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  bit of Revenge actually oh because if you think about it what a demon wouldn't
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  do the kind of things that Santa does so have you think about that why would a
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  demon do the kind of things that Santa does because he wasn't given any
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  presentence himself as a child he be getting out of it he's
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  pissed off about it a lot of coal has being taken
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  away Dan is using up a lot of fossil fuels giv coal to every bad
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  kid something about Rudolph's red nose no no where did Jesus come from answer
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  me that oh whoa who okay getting getting esoteric now are we came from our Lord
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  came from our Lord the Lord sent him to to Earth yeah he was he the Son of God
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  and he was born at Christmas and so if you've got a demon also born at
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  Christmas who I see where you I I I see where you're going Matt I see where
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  you're going with this h so this is the son of the devil so he's
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  not content just following Santa one house behind and just taking the Pres
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  back no no he is Santa he is Santa he's Santa the son of Satan so
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  what you're saying is that Santa is the Antichrist well yeah he's he's Satan's
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  son he's there were two Immaculate conceptions right and he finally upset
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  that he's not getting any credit cuz everyone's starting to celebrate Jesus's
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  birthday no he shall I I mean this is this the complexities of this plot are going to
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  be difficult to KN out so shall I shall I reveal the story why don't you take
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  over Matt
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  yeah thousand years ago Santa the son of
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  Satan used to travel around and Slaughter children every Christmas that
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  was his thing until one day an angel knew that he was a Gambling Man
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  and um challenged him to a game of what's that game where you slide the
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  little thing along the ice to try and get it closest to the hole without it
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  falling in ice [ __ ] bowling whatever
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  that is yeah SK um no it's uh I watched this actually watched this with your
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  girlfriend one night curling curling curing yeah so they got to get try and
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  get the the little puck thing closest to the hole he bets him and he says if you
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  uh if he if s Santa loses he has to be kind at Christmas for a thousand
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  years oh and a thousand years up been doing a thousand years are up so and
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  that's what this film is about and uh also the main character's grandfather is the
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  Angel uh they don't really explain how that's how how that works the angel who
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  went around impregnating everybody the no the angel that that challenged um
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  Santa to the to the match and then so the Santa's after him basically gotcha
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  okay
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  he also kills uh the Jewish Baker in town with one of those elaborate Jewish
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  candal Aras that I can't recall the name of you could have you could have uh
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  manora you could have just said Baker Matt no it's important casually racist point
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  out I see you're right the guy who makes the
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  bagels gets killed by Santa and like it
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  aanii yeah he does he
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  does yeah so that's uh that's Santa's
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  sle uh it's it's not a great film it was
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  entertaining um I did like it it's got Fran drer in it for about five minutes
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  oh young Fran drer or old FR drer uh old frer it's actually not that old this
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  film um oh so that's what she's doing now schlock horror yeah yeah well and
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  like I said she's only in for five minutes they probably tell you what's
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  going to happen to her in the first five so that was their aist that they got on
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  board yeah basically yeah but yeah I I I liked it if you like um goofy horror
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  movies check it [Music] out I guess the only other thing that I
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  would kind of want to discuss was the um the fact that George Lucas doesn't give
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  a [ __ ] about any new Star Wars movies like he literally just doesn't [ __ ] care yeah is
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  great well of yeah because the the fact that he I mean it's it's a bit disconcerting
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  that he hasn't even watched this trailer although as we've discovered during the
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  week A lot of people are boycotting the trailer for one reason or another
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  um but it does mean that he's what people boycot involved well they're either trying to
• 1:26:43
  not ruin the surprise for themselves or they're just not trying to build it up
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  so that they're managing expectations okay okay all because they've been hurt
• 1:26:55
  by Star Wars spin-offs in the past mhm yeah well I know we were all kind of
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  worried when George Lucas was still going to be kept on as a
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  consultant but now it's starting to seem like that's just a title certainly
• 1:27:08
  sounds like that may not be the case hey George we're still going to
• 1:27:12
  call this Star Wars and do our own thing is that okay sure whatever but can I
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  just say though I mean look maybe I'm just overly I just disappoints yeah no
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  exactly I'm I'm probably overly romanticizing the situation
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  but thinker wait it in don't give a [ __ ]
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  mate I haven't seen it didn't bother I'm not going to watch it don't care cuz I
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  honest I like to think any anything that I created like like like music or you
• 1:27:43
  know one of you know one of our silly little films if somebody went on to take
• 1:27:47
  over the mantle right and this thing I created like if I cre saying if Disney
• 1:27:51
  bought apartment 32A yeah that's right and us as aan and they
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  made third one yeah and then they said have you seen the trailer I would be
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  like [ __ ] yeah I saw the trailer of course I can't believe he got Oscar
• 1:28:05
  Isaac's to star in it yes of course I saw the trailer this is a thing that I
• 1:28:12
  created that made me who I am today of course I watched it I demanded to see
• 1:28:17
  the trailer before you even put it online so I don't know if maybe he's
• 1:28:22
  just trying to play it down
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  [Laughter]
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  you watch your own film in a room with other people who are seeing it for the
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  first time you can feel how other people
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  oh I was judging you so hard the other week Dan watch film I could feel you
• 1:29:37
  judging me I could feel it but you know if a joke doesn't sit well you feel that
• 1:29:42
  you know and yeah I can only imagine what it would have been like to be in
• 1:29:47
  the screening room at the first cut and first cuts are always bad anyway but of
• 1:29:53
  a movie that at its best is not very
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  good yeah and at its worst