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TWR Wednesday | Trump UNLEASHED During 2026 SOTU Address! · The Whitfield Report

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evening more. How you do it, don't pretty
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Apologies for the delay folks but had to get a few Clips.
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Queued up that I thought were bookmark but they weren't so,
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you know, stuff happens. But anyway, I hope everyone is
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doing well. We have a jam-packed show.
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Tonight, going to be focusing on these State of the Union
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Address, which I watched most of the last last night when it was
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live. I missed like the first few
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minutes of it. but overall, I thought it was very Well, done.
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And then more did you did you get a chance to watch the State
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of the Union at all or a couple minutes but not really All
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right. Honestly, I've gotten about it
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until you, uh, me about it last night, like a little bit that
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was on last. Yeah, yeah.
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It, you know, it didn't really get promoted as much, like, on
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Twitter or anything yesterday, you know, friended the show
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Jake. Witmer actually, like texted me,
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like, 10 minutes before it was going to go on.
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He's like, hey, are you gonna watch?
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And I'm like, oh, Snap that's tonight.
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So shout out to Jay for, you know, doing that.
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He and I had a very interesting back and forth conversation
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about that last night. Well we were watching there were
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some funny moments and some you know, very harmful moments which
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we will recap a bit tonight. and all so folks, because I mean, I
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I hate to cover this because it feels like It feels like every
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other week. We have to cover something with,
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like, the right wing, you know, grifter sphere the, you know,
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the kind of the conservative in fighting or whatever.
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You know, in regards the whole I guess Candace Owens is really
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some like a documentary now quote-unquote.
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And so, you know, we'll bring that up later on.
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I definitely have Some thoughts on that.
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I'm sure most people if you've been Following me on Twitter
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acts, you already know my thoughts on it but nonetheless
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we'll go over that. and then we have a story out of Colorado
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regarding some Interesting, like privacy violations.
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Potentially oh Well, you're the one who sent me this more so,
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that's story. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, What? So, let me rephrase card, I
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might be legalizing a big privacy violation, you know, as
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far as I'm concerned which is why it's being thought tooth and
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nail. But we'll cover that later on.
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So yeah, as I said, jam-packed, show before anything though, I
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do want to, you know, once again, remind people that my new
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to really appreciate it. Nonetheless.
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So, uh, Anyway, well let's uh let's jump into the State of the
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Union highlights. Because there's a lot to get to.
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So this is A compilation of kind of the top five moments from the
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state of the union, according to the New York Post. and, we, we
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may go over some in more detail, but Just kind of start off here.
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That. That the black congressman who
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got ejected from Trump's last. State of the Union Address.
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I can't remember the guys name but he basically got ejected
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again as we'll see here. So, yeah.
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So, for those listening on audio real quick and more, can you see
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in here? I can see it in here.
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Yeah, okay. Great.
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So for those watching. So for those listening on
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podcasts, so Roughly then of Al Green.
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Not to be confused with the legendary soul singer.
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But now Al Green. This.
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Congressman who who nobody really knows like who he is.
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I don't think he has any like noble legislation to his name.
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He's the one who got kicked out of Trump's last day of the union
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for heckling him last year. And he decided to do the same
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thing. And what is the reason?
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if you can move yourself a little bit and I'm seeing black
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people, Not that other word. Let me see here.
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Uh yeah, well what says black people aren't tapes, that's
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basil. That's basically what it says.
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Oh yeah, yeah, well that's just how Rumble Studio B with their
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layout. But yeah, for those who you
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know, are listening on audio, the sign maze will be says black
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people aren't they? and yeah, that's a great sign to
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You know. like when did Trump say that even That makes no
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sense. I don't think he ever has.
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Beat It. Yeah.
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And and those can see that the Secret Service, pretty much just
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or I guess Capital Security pretty much just ejected them.
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On the premise. Oh yeah.
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In that shame, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Not standing up. You should be ashamed of
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yourself. That is why I'm so asking you to
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end deadly Sanctuary cities that protect the criminals and enact
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serious penalties for public officials who blocked the
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removal of criminal. Aliens in many cases, drug lords
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murderers. All over our country, they're
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blocking the removal of these people out of our country and
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you should be ashamed of yourself. okay, so this Actually
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went on throughout the evening. I want to say.
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Yeah, it basically happened throughout the evening.
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There was one section. Where Trump basically talked
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about. Illegal immigrant, you know.
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Illegal immigration, the ice operations. and basically,
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Basically, giving the Democrats health or, you know, encouraging
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these violent, you know, rioters and violent protests.
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And all. So basically, for you know,
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trying to for eyes and you add Democrats, like ilhan, Omar and
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I think AOC at one point where shouting unintelligible things
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as usual that like you were the murder and whatnot. you know,
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basically trying to upstage Trump and he basically
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throughout the evening. Basically up saying that the
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Democrats should be ashamed of themselves, which they
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absolutely should be. So and that that was like a good
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words of my eyes have been greatly exaggerated.
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Sorry, I'm late Sam. It'd be like that sometimes.
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Well, I I'm just I'm just glad that you didn't get stabbed by.
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by one of those migrants that Ilhan Omar seems to to care so
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much about Max. I, I hope.
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Did you watch the State of the Union by any chance last night,
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Sir? Know I got I got a little more
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set up to do. I just wanted to let you know I
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was here I'm a little late. I can talk about it a moment but
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I actually haven't caught it and I know you're super excited
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about it and people are saying good things.
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So maybe you can explain it to my Boomer nor me ass in a
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moment. I will try to their there's kind
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of what unpack it's. It's layered like an onion.
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Well, I'm listening. Well I said up I you know you
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cook and keep cooking so yeah older girls are like onions.
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Yeah, so and so is Trump staying in the union speech?
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Apparently so yeah, I mean, so yeah.
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Trump basically, you know, was he trying the Dems all night as
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they were screaming and badly? Pretty much like Joe Biden did
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his entire president? It's amazing how, oh, it's okay
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for piece of shit. Joe Biden to 12 the Republicans,
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but not for Trump to do the same thing.
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Well more, it's, it's funny. You say that because That's
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basically what the meat. That's basically what the media
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was saying this morning. Like their entire reaction is
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Trump's spent all its time you know hammering the Democrats
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instead of building you know Unity or anything like that and
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people are just like Unity Democrats didn't want you to be.
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Why do we want it now? Exactly.
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I mean if you look at it it's you know Obama Obama Wham
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bastard Republicans like in every single State of the Union
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speech, like the he had And same with Biden.
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In fact, it was during the Biden State of the Union.
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And I believe when he did that, like, Really weird thing.
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Do we forget the read speed? Well, yeah, that, yeah, that's
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what I'm that's what I'm saying. Like, yeah, I believe the read
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speed was like you. Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm pretty sure
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it was like, I'm pretty sure actually was a state of the
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union of the Union when he did that. um, it was bizarre.
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But yeah. So anyway, Trump basically
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kicked cooked all the Dems and said they should be ashamed for
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putting migrants ahead of American citizens.
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Which was well deserved. and yeah, continuing on Let's also
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ensure that members of Congress cannot corruptly profit from
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using inside her information. They stood up so that I can't
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believe. I can't believe it.
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Did Nancy Pelosi. Stand up.
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If she's here. Now.
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Yes. The stop insider trading Act
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without delay. We're on.
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Notice that no Democrats stood for that one, and you're going
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to notice that they there's a lot that they don't stand for at
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all in the speech. there to be joined tonight by a woman who's
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been through hell, Anya Surety. In 2022.
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She and her beautiful daughter. So beautiful.
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What? A beautiful.
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Young woman Irina fled. War turn.
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War, torn, Ukraine to live with relatives near Charlotte North
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Carolina. And by the way, what's going on
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with Charlotte, Last summer, 23 year old Irena was riding home
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on the train when a deranged monster who had been arrested
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over a dozen times and was released through no cash bail.
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Stood up and viciously slashed a knife through her neck and body.
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Mrs. Zaretsky tonight, I promise you, we will ensure Justice for
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your magnificent daughter. I really
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The United States. yeah, so again the dams did and again
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this is like a condensed version, but the Democrats did
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not stand for How do you not stand for that?
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That at all, this was basically the entire theme of the last
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night's of the Union speech like How do you get?
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Yeah, yeah, the Democrats did not stand for, you know, that's
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because they don't stand for anything.
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Right. Yeah, they don't they literally
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literally in fourthly, they would not yeah, we we have you
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know, like more and I be maybe crippled, but always, we have
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spines unlike Unlike unlike these fuckers.
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All I want to say is, they don't really care about us.
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Let's go. Pretty much.
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It's shout out Michael Jackson for being real as fuck.
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Yeah. You're not wrong.
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How do you not stand here with us?
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Tonight is a group of winners who just made the entire nation
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proud. The men's gold medal Olympic
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hockey team. Come on in.
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Need some fucking Canadians. Go ahead.
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It's the first time I've ever seen them, get up.
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So those are just a few of the moments.
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Now, Trump also awarded two, presidential medal honors to one
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was to a helicopter pilot who Was.
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Wounded during the op and Venezuela to capture Maduro.
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And then the other moment, Was he awarded a 100 year old World
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War? Two vet?
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Who Also served in Korea and even Vietnam as a helicopter
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pilot and was shot down. So a lot of red meat for the
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kind of Normie bass. That's cool.
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Yes, And that's what Wing base is.
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That's not what you're saying. Like, what I'm hearing is, it
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was more towards like normies, like honoring veterans, and
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things like that and people who are remarkable people like that
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a lot. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's basically what this entire State of the Union
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speech. Was it was, it was, it was
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basically, like honoring American greatness, like you saw
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with the hockey team, and, like, honoring veterans, and we still
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do that in this country. well, most most people do more if you
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We do, but sometimes call me try to kill you for it facts.
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Yep. And speaking of which Sam, I
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don't know if you saw this but they assault.
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They they assaulted and destroyed.
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We'll stancil's, Honda Fit like dude fuck.
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All those people. They belong in jail will
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Stancil. You can disagree with his
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politics from the left or the right.
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I don't fucking care but you're gonna go and smash up this man's
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car. Why?
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Because he says he says that you guys are a little over the line.
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Why? Because he's speaking truth that
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a lot of people agree with even on the right wing who hate his
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guts. So they smash this fucking car.
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Will stand still. I'm telling you Sam.
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He's gonna be like a right wing presidential candidate in 10
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years at this. Yeah.
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Yeah. That's that's why I'm laughing
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because the stance of stuff, it is Israel.
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Yeah. So I'm just gonna say I and
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probably most of us here at RTO media legitimately no irony, no
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joke, stand with will stand so no he shouldn't have his car
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fucked with Sam fucking with a man's car is pretty low, right?
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I mean, yeah. I mean, yeah, I, I had, I had
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people who I know people who had their Tesla's, like, Scratched
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up. And yeah, regardless of That
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could screw you with your whole life to a large degree,
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especially if transportation is important to your job.
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Oh yeah. So yeah.
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Fuck anybody smashing up cars. But targeted, political that is
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Terrorism. They're they're literally doing
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terrorism on will Stancil. Yeah, because you crazy the left
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has gotten. Yeah.
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Well and and I think I think you missed this too, but before you
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came in with busy, we'll talk. But there's a lot going on.
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I wanted to get talk about stuff going on first.
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But yeah, there's reasons I missed a lot.
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I've been out doing shit, you know.
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It's, we got a blizzard up here. I don't know if you knew yeah.
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Well, well, well the I I don't know if you know this Max, but,
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and this is all so that something that Trump brought up
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during last night of the union, he called out Zorn mondom
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specifically, because I don't know if you know this snack, but
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so you don't need voter ID to vote in New York City at all,
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but you do need it. If you want to volunteer to
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shovel snow or do anything in that fucking City.
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Well look shoveling snow is important.
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You wouldn't want somebody to be unqualified or a criminal or
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something like to shovel snow. Voting.
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I mean who cares? Right.
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Right. Oh yeah, like in Trump even
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brought that up. He's like, he's like, you need.
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You need three forms of ID to, you know, to shovel to shovel
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snow. And he even said and I thought
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this was funny. He said, he said I talked to
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someone on a lot. Actually, he, he calls me a lot.
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I said, he said really nice guy. Just terrible policy.
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So unlike that's one thing that's good about Trump, that a
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lot of other even Trump supporters don't get is that
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like just because somebody's on the other side doesn't mean
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attack. Attack attack attack hate.
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This will still think it all ties back.
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They're attacking attack because he disagrees with them.
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We have made it the message on this show for since I've been
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here and long before I know, because I've watched older
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episodes when I was not here to like talk across aisles across
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religion, like any just talk about shit.
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So that I feel strongly about that's why I joined the show in
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the first place. Yeah, it I which by the way,
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it's been three, it's been three years almost and man, I I really
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appreciate both of you gentlemen.
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Joining me through this. It's hard to even describe what
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that feels like either because these three years have felt like
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30 In terms of covering news and everything that 30 and like one
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they they really they really have as as a friend did the show
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Evan from the fake untied podcast, says, ever ever week is
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a million years. As far as I started, we were
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covering the Fallout of j6. We were covering the stolen 2020
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election. Oh, we can't know.
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We can say that again on YouTube, right?
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We were covering whether or not the 2020 election was stolen was
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covering. Yeah.
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Um, what else? And and that feels ancient Joe
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Biden. Remember when we sat here and
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watched Joe Biden speech, where he said that he wanted us in
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jail, Yeah. The red speech where was the
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unity for that? Yeah.
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Yeah he went it's not their guy. Yeah yeah.
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So I say this criminals need to be cracked down on across the
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fucking board. Period.
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And if you're committing crime, cops should be able to be more
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proactive about making arrests. Putting out prosecution on
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people that are clearly committed crimes on fucking
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video and everything else. And that goes for the low Street
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activist, the terrorist right all the way up to Congress
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because let's not forget about some of them motherfukers and
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the billionaires and everybody else we need people getting
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arrested for people to actually regain trust in this fucking
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system and I love Trump but until that happens on a larger
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scale. He's going his legacy is going
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to be didn't do enough. Yeah.
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Well Well, I'm not saying you put every criminal in jail, even
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if it's an impossible case, what I am saying is we need to
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prosecute more people on all levels for these crimes in order
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to regain Law and Order in this country and I get Libertarians
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out here calling me a fascist over it.
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Well, fuck you. You're the most irrelevant
29:54
political opinion that exists in 2026 is a Libertarian.
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Nobody cares. What you have to say?
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Yeah, I mean it all. So in regards to Libertarians
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and that elk if they want to complain, if they want to
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complain about that, I like to bring up the fact a lot of them
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seem to be, you know, the more and more I look into
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libertarianism the more. It's like all about age of
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consent stuff. And, you know, he what feels
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good for me. Shouldn't be illegal man.
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Yeah, really, really immature. Really really creepy stuff that
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like I don't even want to like, I don't like to go down those
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holes, just because, At best, they're at best.
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They're just awkward. And at worse there, like, you
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know, You they're like the woodwork to attack, right?
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Wingers and only right Wingers. Yeah, right.
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Oh that. Oh, so, that's, that's the other
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thing I wanted to bring up too. So so, yeah, so you had you had
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the left calling Trump a fascist Last night because I'm saying
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here complaining how he's not nearly fascist enough.
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Right, not even close man. Dude, you see the blue hair
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bitches out here yelling at cops?
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Every one of them needs to be put in handcuffs every single
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one and until Trump does that he's not nearly fascist enough.
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I, I agree. also, on the flip side, the The well, the Jews.
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Spurs were complaining last night because or just say, the
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anti-jew Spurs rather were complaining that Trump was too
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Zionist last night as they always do because he only think
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about one issue. Well, he's not even Israel, it's
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just Jews. Yeah, well because he
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highlighted, he highlighted, he highlighted some successes in
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the Middle East that we had and all.
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So Uh, the US hockey team. And I, I guess the captain is
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Jewish. Which I don't really.
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Like okay I got a political issue.
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Just randomly can't bring this up real quick.
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Why I gotta make the weed bag? So hard to open Sam.
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Somebody needs to put a stop to this anyway, go ahead.
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Well I can tell you. I do you actually want like my
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serious edge of that because because you know things are
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worth working hard for I know, Well, know that they they
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wanted, they wanted to make sure that your kid can't get into it.
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And so, they have to fucking shout.
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They have to fucking child, prove, eat after fight.
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Me for, what are you talking about?
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But but but Max the government Regulators don't know that they
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are really not hard too hard for a fucking kid.
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To rip open. They're more too hard for my
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dumbass Master robot. I can't get in there easy.
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Well it Well exactly. Well, exactly.
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This is actually. And I'm sure more actually has
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more of an issue with this than I do supposed to be a one-off,
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you know. He was supposed to move on from
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this joke. What are you doing Sam?
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Because The death that guy look I understand.
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We invited that guy on on Monday and he got to you.
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I could see how mad you are. He was, he was right.
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You were pretty mad. You were sperging out pretty
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hard. Well, the thing it is.
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It's is it's, it's not I have to show I mean.
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Well, well, he was, he was talking well, that Max is hand
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guy was talking shit out. Craig and whatnot and saying,
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oh, sorry. Oh, I know he's a weird dude.
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He sent me an email. Telling me that Maxi sand is
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dead. And he deleted all like he
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deleted everything except this like random burner email and he
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just said Maxi sand is dead. He killed himself because he was
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so upset about getting kicked off the show.
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And but that I need to check out this new guy, this new artist,
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he's not an author, he's like the greatest musician in the
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world and I guess his name is Maxi wolf. so, I don't know.
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I'm gonna try and work out an interview with him later on but
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it seems like it might be the same guy and he's like, kind of
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weird. Yeah.
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He? Well, I mean, you know, it would
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all be nice like people, you know, certain people like
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stopped. Uh like tagging me and
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everything and then also like deleting they can so that I can
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actually reply to them and whatnot.
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You know that that's like counterproductive.
34:55
Alright folks? If you tag someone but like, all
34:59
so block them so that they can't.
35:03
Like respond to you. So, yeah, I I literally have
35:09
never blocked anybody on Twitter before.
35:11
This is this is true. I've not I I've muted people.
35:18
Right? But I always felt like, I don't
35:19
care if they yell at me as long as I don't see it.
35:24
It's like You know, Froggy Fresh right?
35:28
Yeah. he's got that one is like, he's like um, I can tell that
35:35
you're mad. You got feminine quality.
35:38
You're a sensitive boy, a sensitive boy. some people will
35:48
be like that, Sam They oh, they do be like that Mr. Sand they do
35:54
be a lot like that. Like I said man there's bad news
35:58
people hating on me on the show I'm saying these wild things and
36:03
then I'm like I want to say thank you for having me on the
36:06
Monday show the feedback has been really cool but people
36:10
appreciated what we were doing and the talk about comedy Which
36:14
is less often talked about on your show than other forms of
36:18
media. So I felt like that was a good
36:19
way to work things in and appreciate you having me.
36:22
It was a fun interview. It was I do, I honestly know
36:28
regarding that though. I do think it was useful to do
36:31
that because I think I think sometimes our bits kind of got
36:35
lost on people and I think that episode in particular kind of
36:39
clarified. Oh.
36:42
This is the okay. I get the bit now.
36:46
Now that there's not a lot of categories, you can put me into
36:50
right, like is what I'm doing. I'm not a writer.
36:57
I'm not making music. I don't like what do people say
37:01
commentary Channel but that's not what I do.
37:04
Half the time. It's like my wife doing art and
37:08
playing music and just chit chat.
37:10
I don't know about any of those. I guess comedian is closed, but
37:14
I feel like calling myself a comedian when I've never done.
37:17
Like, professional comedy is a bit arrogant too.
37:20
Right? Well, well that's the thing is
37:23
like I think people just inherently like to try and
37:26
categorize things because that's how that's how our brains work.
37:30
It's so it's hard when people it's hard for other people when
37:34
they run into someone like you, that can't really be
37:38
categorized. You know, and handling, I guess
37:43
so. I do want to real quick though
37:49
because I did find this clip. This this will make you.
37:52
This might have one here. Feel pretty good.
37:57
I do want to actually share this video of the World War.
38:02
Two veteran, getting the medal one or just me.
38:06
Because if you guys, If people, if people can't appreciate this
38:10
and like I said, the Dems didn't even stand for this.
38:13
What are, you know, some of them, at least in it.
38:17
There's so few people ever awarded a medal of honor.
38:20
Yeah, it's really massive. And and honestly, I mean, yeah,
38:24
that makes me eat while I talk over the ad for a second.
38:28
Just, you know, to get as a real tax rate for someone making 284
38:32
really okay. Yeah.
38:38
Yeah, did you hear that? YouTube is now starting to like
38:40
fuck with ad blockers? Now you, yeah.
38:43
That for about a year, but they've been getting
38:46
progressively more aggressive about it.
38:48
Yeah, yeah. Before we go, he is one more
38:56
heroic American Aviator, Navy fighter pilot Royce Williams,
39:02
served in World War, Two Korea, Vietnam.
39:05
Flying more than 200 and 220 missions. in the Skies over
39:10
Korea in 1952 Royce was in the dog fight.
39:16
Of a lifetime legendary flying through blizzard conditions, his
39:21
Squadron was ambushed by seven Soviet fighter planes.
39:25
It was his first aerial combat of the war and despite being
39:28
massively outnumbered and outgunned Royce led to take down
39:32
a four, enemy Jets. And Almost destroyed the others
39:35
vanquishing his adversaries, while taking 263 bullets.
39:41
To his own plane and being seriously hurt.
39:45
His story was secret for over 50 years.
39:48
He had his wife based, yes, vanquishing his, and they're
39:54
talking about Nazis, Yep, yeah boy.
39:58
Well, that's not actually. In this case, they're talking
40:04
about comets and all. So like even better too well an
40:09
awesome. I'm glad that Trump is
40:11
acknowledging because the Korean the Korean War, sadly gets
40:15
overlooked by. A lot of people I mean it's
40:19
called It's called The Forgotten War, sad boy.
40:23
Got about that, you're right. Yeah.
40:28
But the legend grew and grew. But tonight at 100 years old,
40:34
this Brave Navy Captain is finally getting the recognition.
40:39
He deserves He was alleged long before this evening.
40:44
Royce, please stand up. And I will ask the first lady of
40:47
the United States to present Captain Royce Williams with his
40:51
Congressional Medal of Honor. I want to know real quick, too,
42:10
that that guy looks really good for a hundred like he's still
42:15
like, he's still has his hairline and like, That he looks
42:20
more like he's in his 70s or 80s.
42:22
Yeah, that's no problem. Standing up at all.
42:25
If I had to guess it's kind of impressive. but, yeah, I mean
42:32
that that's basically what this entire State of the Union was,
42:35
you know, it's very You know, as Max said, it was good for the,
42:42
you know, the bass really enjoyed this type of thing, good
42:47
for the nation and yeah, I, I only wish it were, you know,
42:53
closer to the midterms because I think that would be helpful, you
42:59
know. I think that would be helpful,
43:02
honestly. so, But yeah, that's kind of what I had.
43:12
You know. Planned as far as coverage for
43:16
State of the Union. so, Yeah. ah, that it's beautiful to truly
43:33
honor and he, he's right. That man is representative.
43:36
I think of a lot of other Veterans, as you said that are
43:39
sort of Left Behind in being remembered for their sacrifices
43:43
to our country especially in these days where a lot, there's
43:47
America hating is so commonplace on the left totally where
43:52
they'll say, you know, nasty things about active duty troops
43:56
and call them, fascists and police, and everything else.
43:59
I think it's going to Pawn on us to sort of honor, honor them
44:04
from our side, especially under those circumstances.
44:08
And not back down to this pressure of hate your country or
44:12
you're not cool. Right.
44:14
Exactly. And I mean, that seems to be
44:20
the, that seems to the Democrats main Playbook right now, is
44:23
just, you know, A Bosch America. Non-Stop. know you took a little
44:32
uh appreciate this may or may not have told you, but when my
44:36
grandma passed I was the one that was Given my grandfather's
44:40
American flag. He was a that I literally wake
44:44
up every morning looking at it because it's right across me
44:47
from my bad on a Shelf. That.
44:52
That is that is awesome. so, I'm glad there's light energy coming
45:02
out of this beach in general though.
45:04
Um and then a downer, a lot of people are been real black pill
45:08
lately and round here. We're kind of disgusted by that
45:12
kind of mentality this quitter. Talking he's me.
45:17
The world is over. I should, I should say, fuck it
45:21
all and just get mine. That's why we're here boys.
45:24
Just so, you know, Yeah, no, I was joking.
45:28
The social contract is why were here Boyz.
45:31
And if you want to fucking repair it, don't hurt the social
45:34
contract. Take it seriously.
45:36
Even when they tell you not to well.
45:38
And I got a I got a kind of give, I gotta get, I kind of
45:45
Gotta Give Elon some shit too, because, I mean, I have to give
45:51
all the platforms shit for this. But, you know, X, especially,
45:57
because Elon promised, he would fix the algorithm And it seems
46:04
as if like there's just still like non-stop negative shit.
46:08
That gets on time line, you know, as far as like news, no
46:15
matter where you are whether it's like Facebook or you know,
46:21
you know Instagram or anything like that, it's really It's
46:27
really sad when like I went on like I post something like my
46:31
book or something that's like positive, right?
46:35
and, That will only get like a few hundred views, maybe.
46:39
But us talking like, Chai Kirk after his, uh, after his death.
46:44
And I mean, I understand was newsworthy, but like that, got
46:47
thousands. Yeah, but you we handled that
46:51
with, with, without we weren't negative, we write heartfelt
46:58
and, and honest. And I think that's, I mean,
47:02
that's usually how we are. Yeah, we much prefer happier
47:06
more upbeat shows when we can do comedy and just joke.
47:11
Riff on the news, talk some seriousness.
47:13
I think that's where people. Like you were saying, some
47:16
people get lost is that we've our jokes and bits into each
47:19
other constantly. I get it.
47:22
I am always sort of sarcastic and I understand that that it
47:28
can be misleading to people um my response to that, maybe it's
47:32
not even a criticism but like Good.
47:36
That's that's what I'm trying to do.
47:38
Yeah. No.
47:40
I mean we I mean, we we mock the black colors openly and to that
47:45
end. To that.
47:47
And like I kind of want to get this out of the way.
47:49
Black people that I was gonna say, sam that's a little far,
47:54
we're not giving you some Oh yeah, yeah.
47:59
Oh yeah I I saw that I even I have a 960 sat as well know
48:07
what's funny about that statement is the um, Write my
48:12
black friends told me this. I'm more like them than him
48:16
because I also don't have an SAT score.
48:21
Well yes. Yeah they just like if you're
48:24
poor and black and had no intention to go to college which
48:27
a lot of my friends are it turns out you don't take the SATs at
48:33
all and neither did I? so having a 960 actually isn't
48:38
like most black people, but even if they all took the test to say
48:43
that and asked minus Makes you like them.
48:50
Yeah, well can't read me. Well, I Sam I want to denounce
48:57
this kind of hatred and bigotry. I know black people that can
49:02
read I know. Shocking.
49:05
In fact, I know something that write books. so do you as do I
49:12
Also really looks like songs. Also my right?
49:18
They write some of the best literature in American know.
49:22
They can't read though. My yeah, my my I can't even
49:26
remember what my SAT score was. Mine was mine was terrible.
49:31
Mine was mine was like, Terrible.
49:36
Like, I can't my my reading my reading was high but my my mask
49:41
war was was dog shit. That's where you strike me as a
49:45
not good at math test guy on his way.
49:48
But only had the first two letters.
49:51
I'm not well, Ace the English. You'll Ace the, um, like
49:56
literally applied literature, you'll Ace Lake.
50:00
Um, word association? Yeah, yeah.
50:03
Sam's, verbals are there. And then the math, it's like two
50:06
plus two. He's like, oh shit, man.
50:08
The, there's my calculator. I mean the credit, the crazy
50:15
thing, the crazy thing is is I was like really good at like
50:19
science and logic problems but like But when it came to, like,
50:23
algebra and calculus. Yeah, I Which I know this is
50:28
going to hurt Craig's, feel like because he's an engineer. so it
50:32
to be fair to probably also hurt, Steve's feelings, because
50:36
he is also an engineer but calculus Spoilers folks.
50:42
You don't actually ever fucking use it.
50:45
Outside of unless you're an engineer.
50:47
Yes, and you guys all the time. What happened?
50:54
The fact about math like reality of math is that like 70% of the
51:01
population only needs like what would be equivalent to a sixth?
51:04
Grade math education like yeah. Like, you don't even need
51:08
algebra for most of your life. Right.
51:11
Even algebra which is like basic like either 8th 9th grade In
51:15
America, which would be like secondary school or like
51:19
freshmen and like high school. That's when you would take
51:22
algebra usually or pre-owned release and it's like, you don't
51:26
even when did you have to solve for x this week Sam?
51:32
it never, I I've had to solve for x in about like, Probably
51:40
about like you were in algebra class?
51:42
I reckon. Yeah, so probably 15.
51:45
Probably 15 years at this point on sale but When is the last
51:51
time you needed to know addition and subtraction?
51:55
All the time if you use money. Yeah. so, and Division.
52:04
All the time, but not as all the time, right?
52:08
It's like Steps, like, plus and minus.
52:11
Literally all day, you're doing pluses in mine is in your head
52:15
even if you suck it math, right? That's yeah, we all do but the
52:19
times and the divided by little rarer because it requires larger
52:25
amounts So in reality you could probably get away with a second
52:32
grade math education and live life in America completely fine
52:36
which which by the way a lot of our founding fathers only had
52:42
like what if the equivalent like a 5th grade?
52:45
Education. And I would say this though.
52:50
Their fifth grade education was better than our high school.
52:55
Oh yeah. Yeah that, yeah, that for sure.
52:57
So it is what it is. I mean, I was just a lunatic
53:02
running wild getting in fights and being a delinquent.
53:06
Let's just get rid of the Department of Education.
53:11
Yeah. Yeah and then those assholes
53:12
over the Department of Education was all like oh you shouldn't be
53:18
doing this shit and they were like we're gonna take you to the
53:21
special camp. Oh by the oh by the way that so
53:28
This, actually, I'm glad you brought out of the Department of
53:32
Education. So the Department of Education
53:38
is actually in the upstairs, did you, did you hear about this
53:41
that sound? That sounds completely
53:45
reasonable and what I would expect?
53:47
Go ahead, go on. So give So ghislaine or as I
53:54
like to call just like Maxwell because it is some people off.
53:59
Um queen bitch of the hoe Hive. Yeah and funny so apparently her
54:06
apparently her father Robert Maxwell.
54:10
He was part of the he was part of the CIA.
54:14
Which is US shocking. We see you say is tied in with
54:19
the Epstein files at the top top level.
54:21
There's no way Sam that well, make any sense with everything I
54:25
know about the CIA. Well, not just that that's, but
54:28
shout out to our hardworking FBI agents that were friendly with
54:33
on the show. And yeah, offense from what I'm
54:35
saying, Yeah, and shout out to the shout out to the, to the CIA
54:42
Ground Force. Oh sure.
54:44
Yeah, I'm not not everyone. In the CIA is the devil Sam.
54:50
Not. Well, not everyone, not
54:52
everyone, just just the administrative team.
54:55
Seems like I don't know who made the decision specifically.
54:59
So I don't want to cast because I can imagine.
55:01
There's some hardworking CIA agents out there, for honestly.
55:05
Like, if I'm not But, but in all seriousness.
55:11
So Matt, so Robert Maxwell in addition to being a CIA guy.
55:18
Was also the head of a little known company that you that you
55:24
may or may not know called McGraw-Hill.
55:27
And oh, that's a great company for brainwashing.
55:32
Kids ain't it? Yeah.
55:34
So So turn out all the textbooks for kids are in the Epstein
55:39
files you say. Yeah, pretty surely.
55:42
This is just a coincidence. Yeah, pretty much so be that
55:46
they're trying to brainwash kids.
55:49
And their pedophiles. Yeah.
55:51
So pretty much like all good? Yeah so much like all the all
55:56
the stuff that all three of us probably grew up with as far as
56:00
like textbooks. Yeah, basically, like he said,
56:04
they were propaganda, but that got me suspended a lot, which
56:07
kind of proved me right in my mind.
56:10
Well. Back also.
56:14
Those textbooks, mad prone to spelling and grammar mistakes
56:18
but Pro tip young autistic out there.
56:20
If you show the teacher and try to correct the mistakes in the
56:25
textbook, they will not appreciate it, they will
56:28
actually get mad at you and yes, you a troublemaker.
56:31
Yes. I believe in her.
56:34
Yes, I can confirm as well. Keep it to yourself because they
56:42
just don't care. They don't want you to make them
56:47
care, either they need they need to teach to the textbook.
56:52
That's it. I feel like if we're doing the
56:55
2% or thing teachers fall under the 2% for now we got we got to
57:01
figure out the teacher problem. We gotta see which ones of them
57:04
are batshit and say. So I think it's like we should
57:07
do a mandatory psyche valuation on all teachers.
57:11
All of. Them everyone because I'll tell
57:13
you what the good teachers out there they're gonna be like
57:16
yeah, do that because them crazy bitches in my department are
57:21
crazy. The the Best teachers.
57:24
I the best teachers I had growing up and in college as
57:28
well. They Almost none of them stuck
57:32
to the curriculum. In fact, they were they wrote
57:34
their own Creek. They wrote their own curriculum.
57:37
Most of which or just. Yeah.
57:39
Or just wing it and try and cover the material.
57:42
Yeah, things like that or make something really interesting out
57:47
of the curriculum. For example, I had a history
57:49
teacher, that would during teaching.
57:52
Um, the Civil War said that we should each try and make a
57:56
project, which was a civil war base board game.
58:00
Yeah. Yeah.
58:01
One of those projects. I remember quite fondly I made a
58:04
Battle of Antietam game using Warhammer things and a whole big
58:10
terrain like I was like oh board games.
58:14
Well I happened to have all the cool ones and I can just
58:17
repurpose shit and so everybody else's was like drawing on
58:20
cardboard. and I brought in a giant like, Themed Gettysburg
58:27
and Antietam Battlefield with a wedding.
58:30
Got a figurines to put on it that were like Civil War.
58:34
I didn't just use, you know, Space Marines all though.
58:36
That would be cool. Yeah.
58:40
No yeah, no. My Marine Civil War.
58:45
Combined sounds awesome. In fact, I think I know somebody
58:49
who's making something almost similar to that, but I won't say
58:52
anymore. Interesting.
58:55
But yeah. I I've seen some shit Sam.
59:01
I'm excited. I'm excited for you.
59:04
You have a book coming out and it is fucking huge, Sam.
59:08
And I think it's time we promo because you haven't said so
59:11
since I've been here and we've been on for almost an hour.
59:12
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right. Well, I did promo at the
59:16
beginning of the program but that's probably ladies and
59:19
gentlemen, Sam Whitfield The Humble, Sam Whitfield your host
59:23
and Naruto has written American Inferno.
59:28
Which comes out March 10th. And you can, as I said at the
59:33
top of the program you can pre-order now and it will for
59:38
Amazon Kindle and it will be available March 10th.
59:43
Which is just two weeks away, and the audiobook is looking
59:49
pretty good as well. I intrigued conspiracies plots
59:56
political assassinations and the culmination of the series that
1:00:01
you've been writing for what? Two years.
1:00:03
I mean. Yeah way more than like let's be
1:00:06
real. You were writing this back in
1:00:07
high school right? Yeah.
1:00:09
Well at least published a couple years ago.
1:00:12
This is something you've been working on a long time and Sam
1:00:15
it shows for anybody that's followed up till now.
1:00:18
Why do you think I'm excited? Yeah, co-host on the show.
1:00:24
I'm a reader and I enjoy it. And I think a lot of other
1:00:28
people have. And there, if you've enjoyed any
1:00:32
of his work before, I have a feeling that this is gonna be
1:00:36
the big one. And also, I don't know.
1:00:40
I don't know if the camera will focus.
1:00:44
But this book is dedicated to Charlie Kirk as well.
1:00:48
Who by the way, got a standing ovation at the State of the
1:00:54
Union from everyone except for the Democrats and all.
1:00:59
So I'm pretty sure that Candace Owens on suicide watch because
1:01:04
Erika Kirk was at the State of the Union.
1:01:07
And she and she wasn't which, by the way.
1:01:13
I don't want to spend a whole so on this, but I guess Candace
1:01:17
Owens is like making like a an expose a documentary.
1:01:23
On Erika Kirk. to which all I can say is if if your sources of
1:01:31
informations are Dave Smith, and, Oh we're originally or just
1:01:39
like she gets vibes from the text messages that they used to
1:01:43
talk bro, that bit just create like I feel so bad.
1:01:47
Like I I did say some of the stuff Erica before she was like
1:01:52
well known. Is a little.
1:01:55
Yeah, I didn't like the sum of the Photos that she's put up
1:02:00
previous to. Sure, but like people grow.
1:02:06
People change. She doesn't do that anymore.
1:02:11
Yeah, I don't have any other actual problem with her.
1:02:14
I certainly don't think she killed her husband.
1:02:15
That is the most insane batshit conspiracy there have ever
1:02:19
heard. Well, that's just sounds like a
1:02:22
stalker. Yeah like a crazy stalker that
1:02:25
makes up crazy. Fucking statements out of the
1:02:28
blue for attention so that you know that she's stalking and
1:02:32
it's weird because she's stuck in a dead guy.
1:02:36
Yeah, like like that. And that's, that's the one.
1:02:39
That's the one question I've asked too, is I, I've actually
1:02:42
tagged her and I've asked her respectfully.
1:02:44
Like, what is your end game in? This, it if everything that she
1:02:49
says, oh, fuck your dick, but that ship has sailed Yeah.
1:02:54
That's her end game all the time, Sam.
1:02:56
Didn't you figure this out? We already talked about this.
1:02:59
It's yeah, she trying to suck a dick.
1:03:03
Well, yeah, one apparently she's trying to suck a dead guy's dick
1:03:06
too, which I don't even know. Like it would fall off in her
1:03:10
mouth. I'm not gonna do it.
1:03:13
Not gonna do it. Yeah.
1:03:16
Imagine smell, damn it. I did it.
1:03:21
Well. She must like it.
1:03:24
I couldn't help it Sam. Maxie that.
1:03:29
Was that one, was that one was on me.
1:03:32
So we have an instigated by more.
1:03:36
Couldn't help. So, uh, you know, No, you don't
1:03:40
need to do for them. They wanted them.
1:03:47
To get them. So no, no, no.
1:03:49
It's fine. I just he laid it out there for
1:03:52
me. I couldn't.
1:03:53
I had to bite. Yeah, no.
1:03:55
I I was just saying that even you, I was like, oh, but this is
1:03:58
about like I respect at least one of these people and oh my
1:04:02
God, it's a terrible joke and I still did it.
1:04:05
And I'm not even sorry, I'm an awful person, Sam.
1:04:08
Well. Well, you're not.
1:04:10
Well, you're not as awful as someone who attacks a widow for
1:04:14
for no, for money. Yeah.
1:04:17
Like we had talked about the shout out to Coop, scooper
1:04:24
Cooper, or whatever on YouTube. He's the one that dug into a lot
1:04:27
of her old posts and found that. Yeah, some of what she says
1:04:31
about herself was not entirely true.
1:04:33
She downplayed the type of girl, but to me, they are normal chick
1:04:39
behaviors. Yeah, it's just that she
1:04:41
presented herself, like she didn't do that.
1:04:44
And then, well, you did. You know what, the better store
1:04:47
like like honest. Just heart-to-heart for Erika
1:04:51
Kirk. Who's never gonna hear this?
1:04:53
I would say, yeah, when I was young, I was a little wild and
1:04:57
then I found Christ. Yeah, that's all you gotta say
1:05:00
that I found Charlie and he led me like it's such an easy story
1:05:05
to tell isn't it? And that doesn't want to be
1:05:08
embarrassed by these things and I get that but it's really not
1:05:11
embarrassing and that and that was real, that was real.
1:05:14
That was really my only criticism of Troy Kirk too.
1:05:18
If you remember, what was like, even Maxine founded a little
1:05:22
distasteful, not because of the pictures, right?
1:05:24
But because what she'd been saying right now, like
1:05:28
manipulated know that was that was my, that was my same issue
1:05:32
of all for for a long time. With Charlie Kirk, the fact that
1:05:35
he was the fact that he was acting like holier than now,
1:05:38
when, bro, like you had You had like the normal is dude.
1:05:44
Otherwise, Yeah. I mean like, yeah, he had the,
1:05:48
you know, he had the mid, you know, he had the miss, you know,
1:05:51
Mega Trends, you know, like he had Milo, well we know he's
1:05:58
sitting there at some point in time trying to rizz up Candace
1:06:01
Owens. So like yeah bro.
1:06:03
He would. And so is she and that's the
1:06:06
thing is, just when you present yourself in a certain package,
1:06:09
right? Yeah.
1:06:10
I'm unfall in Untouchable. I'm so great.
1:06:14
That once you crack the armor, it looks so much worse.
1:06:18
The it looks like, the emperor has no clothes naked rather than
1:06:22
if you say, hey, this is me. I come as I am.
1:06:26
When the crack in the armor shows, it's more like Well yeah.
1:06:31
I kind of figured that butt off but also partially and I'm and I
1:06:36
but also partial backs. This is another thing too, is
1:06:41
Uh, conservative media specialty.
1:06:44
This is just my criticism of the space as a whole they want
1:06:48
people to have that unvarnished polished.
1:06:51
Yeah. Well, you remember, I did the
1:06:54
video about that. Um, About like the the moral
1:06:58
fagging and all this stuff about Jack Murphy, remember that he
1:07:04
was supposed to be this like pure Christian manly, man, that
1:07:08
was gonna teach you the way and he was making gay porn, right?
1:07:13
And everyone and everyone seems shocked about about that like,
1:07:17
well, and like I've even talked about this too.
1:07:21
I was approached by, you know, like a lot of buy, a lot of
1:07:25
these people who wanted to make me an influence her and they
1:07:28
wanted me to focus entirely on, you know, on being in a
1:07:33
wheelchair and all so being like a pious, You know I'm crippled
1:07:38
so I'm on your cause so that they can use you as a bludgeon
1:07:43
against the other guys and it doesn't matter which side right?
1:07:45
Both want you to be their fucking Hammer.
1:07:50
Yeah. That they can just use as a tool
1:07:52
to hit the other side with and say look are cripples all right
1:07:55
and you're cripples you don't even have any cripples and if
1:07:59
you do their wrong Right. Yeah.
1:08:02
What does being crippled make your opinion Better or Worse On
1:08:06
Any Given issue than anyone else?
1:08:08
Well, I'll tell you one, you know, a lot more about
1:08:11
handicapped accessibility than the average person but like
1:08:15
that's really a minor like that. Wouldn't put that on your
1:08:18
resume. That's well, and that's not even
1:08:20
something that's like really political either.
1:08:23
Like, if I'm, if I'm going to, if I'm going to be a lobbying,
1:08:27
or Republicans, don't oppose the fucking 88 know.
1:08:31
So like it isn't political at all.
1:08:34
It's it will be locally political though.
1:08:36
We've talked about that, where, like local government sidewalk
1:08:41
regulations and stuff like that can affect you.
1:08:43
But yes, in the, in the, the federal politics in the news
1:08:47
cycle. Yeah, it's not political at all.
1:08:49
It's just something you deal with.
1:08:51
Like, if you're here, oh, there's no handicaps but man on
1:08:55
that one. I feel because both both of my
1:08:57
in-laws were handicapped. And when every asshole in the
1:09:02
world is in the handicap space and my my dudes in a wheelchair
1:09:05
bro. What do you doing?
1:09:09
Oh yeah, you don't even got a plate or sometimes they got a
1:09:12
plate and it's just their really, really fat.
1:09:14
He's not giving people handicap placards for being fat, please,
1:09:18
right? I agree with.
1:09:20
I've my my both, my parents have been petitioning that for like,
1:09:25
unless you nothing wrong with that?
1:09:28
Yeah, there are people that are fat with a disability.
1:09:33
That's not what I'm talking about, but you see them, you see
1:09:36
them. You fucking go to go in a spot
1:09:38
and it's just a 500 pound guy sitting there eating
1:09:40
cheeseburgers. I I see, yeah, I see people like
1:09:45
hey Get out of here. You weird Fox guy.
1:09:50
Yeah. Well well, I mean that I mean
1:09:54
that guy is disabled and otherwise, too.
1:09:57
No, like just I see these weird words.
1:10:00
Show me the burgers in their mouth and crying.
1:10:07
Like dude. And then like record and then
1:10:12
they're like like Sam here, he walks in and he got that
1:10:17
crippled swag but it ain't because it ain't because um it's
1:10:22
because he knows everybody's gonna see I'm crippled so I
1:10:25
might as well have that crippled swag.
1:10:27
Yeah, I'm laid-back, I'm chill. I'm the crippled guy.
1:10:31
I ain't asking for much. I just hear What's up?
1:10:34
I'm cool with everybody. This is my salmon impression.
1:10:38
By the way, this is exactly what sandwich Whitfield is.
1:10:41
Like it's, it's, it's a great, it's a great one, by the way.
1:10:45
But like then there's a motherfuker in rules in, right?
1:10:49
And he's on a scooter, not a wheelchair.
1:10:52
And that's the difference that you guys know matters.
1:10:55
Yep. Yeah, and this scooter,
1:10:58
motherfuker pulls in the handicapped spot, right?
1:11:02
Before you. Like, he races you to get in
1:11:04
there. You know, you've had that
1:11:06
happen. I know you've had that happen.
1:11:08
Oh yeah. Some of the fucking trying to
1:11:10
beat you into a handicap spot and then he fought as hell.
1:11:15
Yeah, yeah. Yes, I've had I've had, I've had
1:11:18
fat people. Like, try to beat me into the
1:11:20
restroom Stall. Oh, it's a single mom.
1:11:24
That's a kid, that's not even disabled.
1:11:27
You guys fat people. You got to understand that they
1:11:30
handicapped stall is not extra large to accommodate your fat
1:11:35
ass. It's extra large because they
1:11:38
have to turn their wheelchair around in there.
1:11:41
Yes. And all wild to think about but
1:11:46
it we did not make giant handicap stalls so that you
1:11:50
could eat cheeseburgers until your heart explodes.
1:11:53
We didn't do that. That's not what that's about.
1:11:55
I know it feels that way but actually, it was so a gentleman
1:11:59
like Sam could comfortably use a restroom without having to,
1:12:03
like, leave his wheelchair and crawl to the fucking toilet.
1:12:07
That's what they're for. Yeah. therefore like basic human
1:12:12
dignity for people that need them and you Gave up dignity by
1:12:18
being 800 pounds. You have no dignity, there's no
1:12:22
dignity left. Yeah.
1:12:25
It's, and it's, and it's, and it's really bad too, because
1:12:27
some people can't even. I've seen people who can't even
1:12:30
fit into the handicapped stalls. And when that happens, and when
1:12:36
that happens, well, I don't know what to tell you.
1:12:39
So oh yeah, you know it's one of those things of like, it really
1:12:48
is like Just fat guys, that or fat chicks.
1:12:52
It's actually, it's more. Let's be real.
1:12:53
It's more chicks. Fat chicks at Walmart, taking
1:12:58
all the fucking scooters from like the elderly veterans and
1:13:02
shit and they got purple hair and they're like Disney adults
1:13:05
and they're riding around with face piercings and they're all
1:13:08
tatted up and that they'll tell you that they're fucking
1:13:11
destitute. Check out my only fans and they
1:13:15
riding around and then and that's the person stealing your
1:13:17
handicap spot Sam. Yes.
1:13:19
And they have diagnosis. I'm not saying they don't have
1:13:23
some diagnosis but the real diagnosis is that they're just
1:13:27
kind of BPD and need attention and everything handed to them.
1:13:32
Yeah, and all. So on that note can we can we
1:13:36
start investigating the doctors who are riding these and these
1:13:41
notes too because like, I'll tell you one Sam, this is fun.
1:13:47
There are people and I know this because like I said dealing with
1:13:50
her parents, we had to deal with like elderly housing and there's
1:13:55
a large Crossover with handicapped housing, right
1:13:58
housing. Yeah and one thing we come to
1:14:01
find out there was a I won't I won't try and give too much
1:14:06
information specifically. But there was a drunk gentleman
1:14:10
at one of their old places. They lived at who would be
1:14:13
harassing to the ladies. Oh lovely.
1:14:17
And then they were like, why can't you kick him out?
1:14:19
And and the fact of the matter is, he was on SSI or SSDI or one
1:14:26
of these things probably because he's an alcoholic.
1:14:28
And so he uses his Social Security, Disability, or
1:14:32
whatever. To feed his alcoholism.
1:14:36
And that's apparently how you cure it?
1:14:40
Yeah. And he gets into it because now
1:14:43
he's got this diagnosis or whatever.
1:14:46
The status with the government, he got into elderly housing as a
1:14:50
handicap man and he wasn't even elderly, he was like 40, right?
1:14:53
And then, yes, he's harassing. My father and law who have
1:14:57
talked about a great detail on the shows.
1:14:59
Very Christian man, didn't appreciate this shit at all.
1:15:04
He's showing his drunken shriveled Old Willie to random
1:15:08
women in the building. and, You know, passing out drunk naked on
1:15:15
the floor in the fucking Lobby and this guy, you can't kick him
1:15:19
out because he's disabled. What's his disability
1:15:21
alcoholism. What was I have to ask?
1:15:24
Was this gentleman's Name by his hands?
1:15:28
No, mercy isn't smart enough to figure out.
1:15:31
He could get government assistance for being an
1:15:33
alcoholic. I really Oh man, I can't make
1:15:38
myself an alcoholic but man. What people figure that one out.
1:15:44
Oh shit, maybe I maybe I just gave him the idea.
1:15:47
Damn it. Yeah, there's gonna be a rush of
1:15:50
people like well, I am and alcoholic.
1:15:52
Maybe I could get it, do it because I think, I think that
1:15:56
that particular diagnosis or some diagnosis related to drug
1:16:00
addiction should be disqualified from such a program.
1:16:03
But what do I know that that's going to be?
1:16:06
That's going to be really hard here in Florida?
1:16:09
I see a guy like Dave, okay? And Dave legitimately needing
1:16:14
that assistance because he's mentally not all there isn't an
1:16:17
alcoholic, Dave, barely bothers anybody in the world, and
1:16:21
provides me, a lot of entertainment.
1:16:23
But at the end of the day, um, that that's who the kind of
1:16:26
assistance is for, right. Dave isn't sitting there.
1:16:31
Destroying his whole Community, showing his Willy to anyone,
1:16:34
right? I mean, I mean to be fair, he
1:16:36
does scream at his black neighbors with, he got kicked
1:16:41
out. Yeah, he got kicked out of
1:16:44
public housing for that in New York.
1:16:46
Yeah. So he did get consequences for
1:16:49
it and but also Dave has a mental illness.
1:16:53
I rather not specify. Its he's got problems.
1:16:58
He would tell you that. Yeah.
1:17:00
So like he's not even capable of making those kind of he actually
1:17:04
thought that was fine. Sam yelling in word at his
1:17:07
neighbors with a megaphone. He just thought that was fine.
1:17:09
He still doesn't understand why he got kicked out.
1:17:13
That's because Dave has serious problems.
1:17:16
The prevent him from navigating the life in a normal way, like a
1:17:20
normal person. And that's what we designed
1:17:22
these programs for people like Dave.
1:17:24
But instead, you'll get a guy Who takes his whole check.
1:17:29
And just drinks. And and drives people around him
1:17:32
crazy and he's one of probably Millions.
1:17:35
Yeah. Yeah.
1:17:39
So I'm just saying if, if I had my way the first like
1:17:44
Libertarians are often afraid to make.
1:17:49
Cuts to government as a proposal.
1:17:52
Well, this is an easy one for me.
1:17:54
I think that Buy stand-alone alcoholism should not qualify as
1:18:00
a disability. Good.
1:18:02
Well, or oral Libertarians, do the do the thing where they
1:18:06
where they cite that, you know, where they cite the as like a
1:18:09
disqualifying thing. But then they say, oh, we just
1:18:11
need to get rid of, like, we just need to get rid of Medicaid
1:18:14
across the board. And it's like, just get rid of
1:18:17
the whole thing man. Don't start by cutting little
1:18:20
pieces, just get rid of the whole thing and that's because
1:18:23
they're crabs in a bucket. Yeah.
1:18:25
And and the reality is, is you have that's just one example.
1:18:30
And let's talk about the bigger example of illegals, abusing the
1:18:34
Social Security System, we talk about this all the time and it
1:18:37
burns me up. Yeah, and yeah.
1:18:40
And we're not we're not going to stop talking about until that
1:18:44
actually gets fixed or or even we talked also about I'm glad to
1:18:51
see it's it's basically gone now but let us not forget 50,000
1:18:55
dollars for a transgender surgery, but Sam had to get a
1:18:58
private donation for his wheelchair.
1:19:01
Yeah. Thanks Biden.
1:19:03
You fucking prick. Yeah.
1:19:08
Yes, seriously. Um, Oh well.
1:19:12
Oh since we're since we're talking out shity legislators.
1:19:15
Right now shity laws, this is a perfect segue.
1:19:18
Sam gets excited because he's like I know another shity
1:19:22
legislator in a shity law. Let's go.
1:19:24
Ah, you know, we don't talk about Colorado's kind of our
1:19:29
favorite thing. We get excited talking about
1:19:31
where we can point to bad legislation all the time.
1:19:34
Yes, such fucking nerd, salmon. I love you, man.
1:19:37
There's been fun. We are okay, I walked 30 miles
1:19:42
in the snow between today and yesterday.
1:19:44
Ooh, yeah, yeah, uphill both ways in the snow Barefoot,
1:19:49
literally literally, literally, literally and literally, yes,
1:19:55
yeah. Both ways.
1:19:58
Yes, because I have to go over this bridge.
1:20:01
That's a train track bridge and it's uphill both ways barefoot.
1:20:07
I'll let you decide by. I've showed my shoes before.
1:20:09
Basically, Barefoot, qualifies. Why am I gonna buy my
1:20:13
motherfuking shoes? When it's five feet of snow on
1:20:17
the ground, I'll get by I mean, I think we need to go fund me to
1:20:23
get Max some of those like get the shoes Sam, but I again, The
1:20:28
snow is on the ground right now. I put my new shoes on and then I
1:20:31
need new shoes in like three weeks when all the snow is gone.
1:20:35
So yeah, tough it out. Walk it off.
1:20:41
Well to that all can't walk shit off.
1:20:45
So I walk it off for you bro. Well, that well, that is true
1:20:50
and that's very thoughtful. Speaking of shitty legislation
1:20:54
though, more sent this to me last week and I, I know that
1:20:59
this could be a bits and Bones topic, but it could also be one
1:21:02
for here, uh, Colorado. Yay.
1:21:07
Colorado you fuckers are being dumb cars.
1:21:13
Senate Bill, 25 Dash, 051 wood required operating systems like
1:21:20
Windows oral Linux to include age verification during initial
1:21:24
device setup. Ah, introduced by Senator Matt
1:21:30
ball and representative Amy Pascal, of course, it's those
1:21:35
two morons. The bill mandates that the OS
1:21:40
providers, prompt users, or parents Andrei, birthday, or age
1:21:45
during account creation. This bill remains pending with a
1:21:50
Committee hearing scheduled for February.
1:21:55
Oh so yes. Yesterday it passed.
1:21:59
The requirements would apply to new device setup starting
1:22:03
January 1st 2028. So uh, yeah.
1:22:08
Basically, the government wants, you wants to require you to have
1:22:13
like an ID. To use your fucking computer,
1:22:17
basically. Now Which oh in your own God
1:22:24
damn house. Which more you were?
1:22:26
You were, you know, we could solve all of this real easy
1:22:29
guys. If we just get like, what we
1:22:32
should do is we should take a chip, okay, and put all your
1:22:37
information on a chip and then we should put it in like the
1:22:40
forehead. So it will be right there where
1:22:42
the screen is and maybe some people, they can't get it in
1:22:45
their forehead, so we can put it like, you know, but between
1:22:47
their thumb and forefinger. And like that chip would have
1:22:50
all your ID stuff on it and then you could praise the Antichrist.
1:22:56
I knew that's what you were fucking going.
1:22:58
Son of a bitch. Yeah, I mean that that's family.
1:23:01
That's pretty much where what that's finished where we're
1:23:04
going. Oh, give us the peace prefix of
1:23:08
Dash, whatever. So yeah, I mean also I at least
1:23:14
you'd have porn, guys. Right.
1:23:17
It's worth it. For what your soul.
1:23:20
What are your soul? Leaving me privacy.
1:23:23
Who cares about that? You get porn?
1:23:25
Well, I well I want to point this out, though.
1:23:29
Max. It is funny that you bring porno
1:23:32
specifically because Colorado I'm not sure if you're aware of
1:23:36
this gentleman either you, but like back in 2022 car was
1:23:41
allowing kids to go into gay bars during Pride week because
1:23:46
they thought it would be because they thought would be
1:23:51
educational. So yeah, kids, I'm sure they
1:23:56
would learn some shit in the gay bar, the Gay Pride parades too.
1:24:02
Yes. However, What they learn in that
1:24:05
gay bar might not be educational in the traditional sense.
1:24:11
Oh, no, no, it'll be, it'll be very, it'll be very well.
1:24:16
Teach them about butt sex and AIDS and all right.
1:24:19
Yeah, I got there. Oh, the high level of domestic,
1:24:23
violence, and rape. Again, very good.
1:24:28
So gay bars. The total best place to bring
1:24:30
kids as I understand. Yeah, yeah.
1:24:33
But so so that's that's fine but you know but you need an ID to
1:24:39
be able to like log into your computer, okay?
1:24:42
Because that's serious business. We need to know who you are.
1:24:46
We need to know what you say. You might say something we don't
1:24:49
like. That that's true.
1:24:53
So more you, you're the one who sent.
1:24:55
You're the one who sent this trip to me.
1:24:57
Get what? I just shared with you about
1:25:00
like cardo, doing the whole gay bar thing.
1:25:02
What's your take on this sir? Thank fuck it.
1:25:06
I don't live in Colorado. I know, right?
1:25:09
Thank God. I don't think fuck, I don't live
1:25:11
there anymore. See, this is, this is why like
1:25:14
legalizing weed their recreationally was bad, too.
1:25:17
Is because, maybe you just as bad as I think it is, Well,
1:25:21
here's the thing. You have fuckers smoking blunts
1:25:26
like left and right, but see they they don't have they don't
1:25:28
have the brain process and how are like Max does.
1:25:31
So when they smoke, when they smoke, they come up with like
1:25:36
retarded, why? Like this is a thing too is like
1:25:41
a lot of the people the kind of people you're talking about the
1:25:44
jumped on like the weed. Legal stuff.
1:25:47
Are there doing dabs and like concentrates and stuff I which I
1:25:51
don't touch any of that. I get fucking hot.
1:25:53
It's like 20% it's like the most basic bitch stuff in the world
1:25:58
and I roll a blunt. You all know don't make You also
1:26:03
don't make you all, don't make marijuana your entire identity,
1:26:06
right? Oh God, I hope not.
1:26:09
No, well yeah, you're like the least.
1:26:12
You're like the least you know. You're like the police 420
1:26:17
person. I know everyone in Colorado now,
1:26:19
like they've made 420 like a whole lifestyle and it's, it's
1:26:24
It's poor. It's boring.
1:26:26
But yeah, that I'm not gonna lie and maybe this shows the kind of
1:26:30
biases of where I grew up and the way I grew up but like that
1:26:34
420 is my personality bro. I'm a stoner.
1:26:39
I like Cheech and Chong and like fish that is the most white
1:26:45
boyish shit in the goddamn world.
1:26:49
Yeah. Well my motherfuking homies
1:26:51
smoked weed and like we talked about smoking weed while we were
1:26:55
smoking it and like when we were going to smoke it, but then like
1:26:59
we'd play basketball. Or like a video game and talk
1:27:03
about that. And like listen to hip hop music
1:27:06
and like not like we was just a part of things going on around
1:27:12
and if a motherfuker didn't smoke, this is another thing
1:27:15
about those Stoner white boys, you're talking about is they'd
1:27:18
be like Oh, you don't smoke. What?
1:27:20
Oh man. I I encountered that more than
1:27:26
more than once. Like growing.
1:27:28
Yeah. So you just got a toke it up,
1:27:31
man. You just gotta like blaze it bro
1:27:33
and like I'm gonna tell you right now around my homies.
1:27:36
This is the response. If you if you get past it and
1:27:39
you're like nah they'd be like damn.
1:27:41
Hell yeah, I'm gonna take your hit.
1:27:45
That's yeah, nobody fucking cares.
1:27:47
It's not an identity. You don't have to be part of the
1:27:50
fucking club. It's not one of us.
1:27:52
One of us, it's like hey some of us like to get lit.
1:27:56
Some of us don't. Yeah, and even and even the
1:28:00
people who like that and even I suspect the people who are in
1:28:05
your circle that they're not doing it like every single day
1:28:08
or like, oh yeah, they are. Or okay.
1:28:12
Okay maybe maybe some maybe some of them are is it here's my
1:28:18
thing. Is it like, is it like an
1:28:20
alcoholic thing where they're like, where they're like, I
1:28:23
can't function if I don't have no.
1:28:26
That's the other thing is, like, I've heard this like, they're
1:28:28
like, oh my God, now that weeds legal, there's all these weed
1:28:32
addicts, I none of my friends were like that like, oh I can't
1:28:38
get pot today, I'm ruined. It's yeah.
1:28:43
It's like okay, like, well you can't.
1:28:46
Oh, shout out to Joe's atmosphere.
1:28:49
Oh, what a gents gay bars are not for kids.
1:28:54
Yikes, agreed, big agree. That's yeah.
1:28:59
Yeah and thanks for the one dollar tip Joe.
1:29:02
That is awesome. So yeah, uh yeah Gabe bars are
1:29:08
not for kids at all. But yeah, the same people think
1:29:12
that the same people think that gay bars are okay.
1:29:15
For kids are the ones who think that you need to show your ID to
1:29:19
like, set up your own personal device and shovel snow.
1:29:23
Yes, and shovel snow. We're not But they want lgbtq
1:29:30
sexual content free for kids. No, thank you.
1:29:35
Yeah. Oh wow.
1:29:36
World out there. It's I'll tell you it's tough,
1:29:38
my, my boys 10. We try to like, really monitor
1:29:43
what he's up to and steer him towards positive things but it's
1:29:47
tough out there. Luckily like that, well, shit
1:29:50
didn't affect my area, quite as much as you might think. yeah,
1:29:56
well also though like also the max like as as a parent, I would
1:30:01
imagine that like You know, like, I know you know how to set
1:30:04
up the devices for kids, but I imagine you would be a little
1:30:07
weirded out if you bought a computer and in, like onset of
1:30:12
you were like, you need to show your ID.
1:30:15
Yeah, why? Like I've said, if Discord goes
1:30:19
through with their ID thing, I would encourage any of our
1:30:22
listeners in the friends who are in our Discord.
1:30:25
No. Don't show them your ID because
1:30:27
they've been, they've been hacked multiple times and that
1:30:30
information has been leaked already.
1:30:32
Yeah, I don't. All right.
1:30:35
Well, I want to point out if that makes anybody worried
1:30:38
people have been asking me Sam know our discords, not going
1:30:42
anywhere. Because what is on our Discord,
1:30:45
falls under what? They're calling the 13 to 17.
1:30:48
It's that's the kind of content we have.
1:30:50
Anyway. Alright, well I don't think that
1:30:53
you would need to be verified to be on our server.
1:30:55
But if they ask you to do that, I would tell Discord to go fuc
1:31:00
themselves. And if a lot of people do that,
1:31:02
eventually we're going to move to whatever the people are on.
1:31:06
You've already got the route one set up.
1:31:10
There's a steam group as well. So like we're it's not that
1:31:13
we're not looking at Alternatives but like the
1:31:16
Discord things very up in the air.
1:31:17
No. Yes, it is and I and so right
1:31:21
now as you're talking, I'm actually looking up to see
1:31:25
whether or not this bill passed because it was voted on.
1:31:31
Yesterday and so far, it's only under consideration it's
1:31:37
supposedly going to be voted on Friday as at the time.
1:31:42
Were recording on this. So I I've talked to people in
1:31:46
Colorado at this like my friends.
1:31:48
There's major, there's major pushback, nobody like from a lot
1:31:53
of privacy, you know? of people understand myself,
1:31:58
like, because yeah, I don't The government should not.
1:32:06
The government should not be required me to like set up my
1:32:09
device with them at fucking setup.
1:32:12
Basically. so, um, agreed agreed.
1:32:18
They're getting very, very demanding of your personal
1:32:22
information. And it's interesting that that's
1:32:24
happening, right? The same time.
1:32:25
When using your, your information makes the companies
1:32:29
more money than ever, huh? Yeah.
1:32:33
Oh also the the two Representatives who are doing
1:32:40
this, are both Baby Boomers who don't understand how technology
1:32:44
Works. Anyway, so go shocker, can we
1:32:47
call that? Can we like, it's maybe
1:32:50
arrogant, but can we call that the fucking Whitfield report
1:32:53
effect? Where we call this years ago?
1:32:54
Tech. Boom.
1:32:55
Tech Boomers. Voting on laws about technology
1:33:00
is ruining America. Yeah.
1:33:02
So I understand how the fucking tweet you shouldn't be voting on
1:33:07
a technology bill. Yeah.
1:33:09
So like yeah. So these are you on your phone
1:33:12
and a decent speed? You shouldn't be voting on
1:33:14
fucking technology. so the, these are the two, these are the
1:33:18
two sponsors, Matt ball and Amy Pascal.
1:33:24
Who to be fair? That ball.
1:33:26
Doesn't look, that doesn't look that old Amy.
1:33:29
Pascal looks like she looks like she's red-headed Vickie,
1:33:33
Guerrero. Yes.
1:33:35
Yes, she does. Absolutely to the computer.
1:33:46
Yes, I'll give my idea to the computer after we get voter ID
1:33:51
bitch. Yeah, gonna have to give your ID
1:33:56
to the Communist computer. Gangster God, we all know that.
1:33:59
That is true. Otherwise they're gonna fuck
1:34:05
with your Frankenstein eyesight television Sam.
1:34:09
Yeah, that that's true. Joe Joe brings up a really good
1:34:14
point. What is it with these gaming
1:34:16
Chef Chat platforms? Wanting you to do stupid shit.
1:34:20
Guild just had a great following tool till the roadblocks buy
1:34:25
out. Yeah, yeah the day.
1:34:27
Well it, the thing about gilded, it did not get bought out.
1:34:32
It was always made by Roblox. This is something people get
1:34:36
wrong. It was a Roblox company but what
1:34:39
happened was that it was a side project of some roadblocks
1:34:43
employees. So it was low-key and they
1:34:46
didn't connect it to Roblox and that at some point Roblox got
1:34:50
the idea. Oh we have a Discord thing and
1:34:54
all so we're getting in trouble for the child, you know,
1:34:57
grooming allegation on our platform.
1:35:01
Let's connect the thing so that we can ID verify accounts and
1:35:06
for us who didn't play fucking Roblox, not a one of us ever.
1:35:12
Know all the sun where you're using.
1:35:14
This just platform that we thought was like Discord and
1:35:17
it's saying you need to connect your Roblox account, not only
1:35:19
that, but to do your Roblox account, let's see your ID, bro,
1:35:23
and I'm like, you you don't ask children for that much
1:35:26
information. Why the fuck are you asking me?
1:35:29
Right. Is it for children, but if
1:35:33
you're an adult, they want you to give the 9th to the third
1:35:36
fucking degree about your whole fucking life history to them.
1:35:39
Why is that? Because I'll tell you the honest
1:35:42
guy, who's just trying to set up an account with maybe give them
1:35:47
that information, you know, who wouldn't Child Predators.
1:35:51
Oh yeah well one here one. Here's the other thing.
1:35:55
So your filter basically what I think Roblox did intentionally
1:35:59
or otherwise is that they filtered the children and the
1:36:02
Predators together. And then filtered all the adults
1:36:06
out of the room. The regular adults, who don't
1:36:09
know, this kind of shit. Well here, well, here's the
1:36:12
other thing too is uh like So supposedly like Discord.
1:36:19
Thing is, if you don't want to show your ID, your account is
1:36:22
going to be restricted to like the teenage account, like level.
1:36:27
Well that's brilliant because then all the pedophiles they'll
1:36:31
just leave their accountant, like, aged 13, and anyway, and
1:36:34
it'd be a lumped in with other words.
1:36:36
That's already what they do. That's already their tactic.
1:36:40
They pretend to be another kid. Yeah, great, Greg, Greg going
1:36:44
got. So the only thing they're doing
1:36:46
is filtering out, reasonable adults?
1:36:48
Yeah. And I do think that there might
1:36:52
be a level of intent behind that and that's that's just of a
1:36:56
suspicion of a parent. Okay?
1:36:57
But it seems a little fishy that you don't want the parent in the
1:37:00
fucking room at all, right? Yeah, I agree man.
1:37:04
Like, why are you filtering? I mean.
1:37:11
Everybody's group just as 13. So you're giving pedophiles
1:37:15
access to kids. And discords doing this now,
1:37:19
too. Yeah.
1:37:21
Discord is saying, Everybody by default is gonna be put in the
1:37:23
13th to 17 category and you have to show ID to basically opt out
1:37:29
of it, so they're filtering. The reasonable adults away from
1:37:32
the kids. Yeah, and and it's fine.
1:37:37
Look, I don't think oh, adults should be just hanging out with
1:37:40
kids willy nilly all over the place.
1:37:42
But isn't it interesting that the kind of adult that would
1:37:45
give their ID even and say exactly who they are?
1:37:48
They're the ones being kept away from the kids but the type of
1:37:52
adult who pretends to be a kid. Let them write in.
1:37:58
Isn't that interesting? Yeah, it's a It's Well Done,
1:38:06
Right? In with Express fucking access.
1:38:07
Well, interesting is one way of putting it disturbing it.
1:38:11
Here is my advice. This is one thing I do have
1:38:15
experience in and I can legitimately give a good
1:38:18
parenting tip here and there. And here's one, do not let your
1:38:21
child use Discord. Period.
1:38:26
Yeah. No, if no hands.
1:38:30
No butts, I don't care if it's built into PlayStation and Xbox.
1:38:34
Do not let your child create an account or use Discord period
1:38:40
because it is not a safe platform.
1:38:43
Roblox. Is pretty much in that same
1:38:46
boat. My son is never played Roblox.
1:38:50
He's played Minecraft. You know why you can play that
1:38:53
single player? Yeah.
1:38:56
Well basically like anything that connects on wine you know
1:39:00
basically like in a multi-player thing that it's just risky
1:39:03
basically. Yeah well he has multiplayer
1:39:06
act, I was knowing you because he has multiplayer games.
1:39:09
He's allowed to play but the voice chat is not allowed,
1:39:12
right? Right.
1:39:13
So I'm not even I'm not like oh my God over my kids shoulder but
1:39:19
I do. This is another good parenting
1:39:21
tip, find the parental controls. And use them.
1:39:27
Fully understand and use them. Yeah, and Max 100% here, it's
1:39:36
you. Since we've been on the show to
1:39:38
get shows together that have changed my mind about this,
1:39:42
well, I used to be along the lines of The companies need to
1:39:47
fucking do so, do something no. Parents just need to be fans.
1:39:53
To some degree. There's nothing parents could
1:39:55
do. It's all right.
1:39:55
It's also a bit presumptuous. Well, I mean like, thinking out
1:40:02
and trying to find the parental controls.
1:40:09
It what I mean is it? Pursue is to assume that all
1:40:12
these kids have stable parents or home.
1:40:15
That's that too and watching. Yeah I didn't that's why I think
1:40:19
of such a thing like there would have been nobody to do that for
1:40:23
me. Um but like if you're a parent
1:40:26
and if you have a child and they use video game consoles or
1:40:31
anything that's connected online, being familiar with the
1:40:34
parental controls could make a huge difference.
1:40:37
We actually subscribe to services that do content
1:40:41
curation for kids too. All right, so that we know that
1:40:46
everything in this service. Is acceptable.
1:40:50
He loves it too. He even he can watch YouTube
1:40:53
videos. They're just curated already.
1:40:55
They're picked. It's not like that YouTube app.
1:40:59
It's like an app that shows you pre-approved Child Safe content.
1:41:03
Not by YouTube. But by this other service.
1:41:07
So there's so what you're saying is there's no chance of your son
1:41:12
being exposed to another else again, is what you Is that yes.
1:41:19
Yeah. Oh, he was way too young to even
1:41:22
have that wouldn't have affected us else.
1:41:26
The gate was when it would be something, I'd be more worried
1:41:30
about now. Yeah, yeah, no, no, I get that.
1:41:35
I'm just, you know, for for right for for reference, you
1:41:40
know. Yeah.
1:41:41
And see, Joe says Roblox definitely needs parental
1:41:45
supervision. Agree.
1:41:47
And first game I played on Roblox was nightclub Builder.
1:41:51
See, and that's the thing. There's a lot of cool social
1:41:54
experiences in Roblox and similar VR chat and things like
1:41:57
that and it really does Foster creativity.
1:42:01
I don't want to just throw the baby out with the bathwater but
1:42:04
the Roblox company fucking sucks.
1:42:07
Yeah. Like as a parent or as a
1:42:10
creative or even as a kid that's trying to make a game in all of
1:42:15
these or a kid trying to play the game, and not get hit on by
1:42:18
Betos any of these situations. The Roblox company sort of just
1:42:23
doesn't care. Well, I mean I mean to be fair
1:42:27
like so I I have played Roblox because I have two younger
1:42:31
sisters I played with them on private servers before and
1:42:37
nothing like you know, suspicious or anything like
1:42:41
that. But like one time after they
1:42:44
signed off, like I was kind of just exploring the first game I
1:42:48
played independently was basically like a GTA Simulators
1:42:52
on Roblox. Yeah, that's very common, right?
1:42:56
That's very popular stuff, the kids all loved it.
1:42:59
And yeah, but I was kind of surprised that they would allow
1:43:04
like a GTA simulator on it. And of course like literally one
1:43:09
of, if not the most popular game and it adds like it's RP
1:43:13
usually. So they have like whole rules
1:43:16
for roleplay in a lot of these servers.
1:43:18
Yeah. And yeah, and I like, dude, I
1:43:21
used to play Arma. Arma 3.
1:43:23
ARMA 2 DayZ and role play that Ross roleplaying in video games.
1:43:30
Like legitimately it can be a lot of fun, but the problem with
1:43:34
Roblox is it's the first time that kind of RP server has been
1:43:39
combined with mostly children. Yeah.
1:43:44
Yeah, well and that's my problem too.
1:43:46
Is like, like, or not Roblox is specifically aimed at children.
1:43:50
Like I used to, I used to play a call.
1:43:53
I used to play, Not Call of Duty, but a set of Heroes we've
1:43:58
taught City of Heroes is probably like and I and I've
1:44:01
been on Joe show too. We sit up here.
1:44:04
I was awesome, but that but you know, we you and I should
1:44:09
stream, there's a private server, that's officially
1:44:11
licensed. We should play City of Heroes
1:44:13
sometime just for like an hour that would be.
1:44:16
So I love that game too man. Oh yeah, no sitting here is
1:44:19
awesome and he It's our villain Arc.
1:44:23
Yeah, and it. Well, if well, if you remember
1:44:26
too there was there was like an art there.
1:44:30
Was a there was a there was a RP.
1:44:34
There was like a role play element to see the city of
1:44:36
heroes and villains two for sure.
1:44:39
But like you're already picking action, right?
1:44:41
And then they added in the neutrals to make it even a
1:44:44
little sillier. But that but that was that was
1:44:46
like, but that game was like inherently like more targeted
1:44:50
towards like teens and like adults, right?
1:44:54
And that's what I mean is Arma was our his targeted
1:44:58
particularly at adults because it's most of the people I play
1:45:01
Arma with Um are either like autistic Gun, Guys?
1:45:07
Or military or former military. Not, not not, not surprised.
1:45:13
So, Well, when you when it's like the most tactical, although
1:45:17
not anymore. But at the time it was the most
1:45:20
tactical realistic. Shooter game.
1:45:23
It's funny because like people like don't expect that for some
1:45:28
reason that all the troops overseas.
1:45:30
Literally in Iraq were playing Arma with me but like yeah,
1:45:33
that's what they do in their off time.
1:45:34
I don't know. Don't judge awesome.
1:45:36
Also, I attended to like I attended like a virtual wedding
1:45:40
on see on City of Heroes. I have a virtual wedding story
1:45:46
from Final Fantasy 14. Sam have.
1:45:48
I told that Oh no, I got here that I got here this.
1:45:52
Okay. So as you know I played Final
1:45:55
Fantasy 14 since basically the beginning and shout out to
1:45:59
correct this, our good friend. He plays with me quite a bit.
1:46:04
We have a guild and he has a guild house.
1:46:07
We put a lot into that game, played it a long time, and I
1:46:12
don't know five or six years in see, we have our own Guild and
1:46:16
we're a bunch of fucking weird nerds that keep ourselves to
1:46:18
ourselves. As you know, you know, some of
1:46:21
course bro. It's like snow and fucking them
1:46:24
as Modi is and yeah them guys, dude, I've known all them for
1:46:28
years. Shout out to the whole Guild, by
1:46:30
the way. Um, anyway, we don't really
1:46:34
intermingle with the usual population of the server, right?
1:46:40
Right. Turns out we play on the one
1:46:43
with all the weirdos. Balmung.
1:46:47
And I didn't know that. Because I just play on the one,
1:46:51
he's on and he was already on it before it was the weird one.
1:46:55
So I get, I'm just doing business.
1:46:59
I'm a businessman. Sam specially in a video game.
1:47:03
MMO bending, man. so, I like to play the markets, I like to buy
1:47:08
all the, the people that come in and they sell their shit way too
1:47:11
low, and then just sell it for way more, and I hang out in the
1:47:16
marketplace, a lot. And so this guy comes up to me,
1:47:19
he's like, would you like to come to this wedding and he
1:47:23
literally gave me an in-game invitation That said, click here
1:47:29
to go. I was like I've never been to
1:47:32
one of these. Oh this gets Good Sam, I'm gonna
1:47:35
kill some time too but it's a good story.
1:47:37
You'll like this. Yeah, you'll really like it.
1:47:39
Okay, so I go it's a couple days later guys.
1:47:43
Like oh thank you. You know?
1:47:44
It's me and my my wife are gonna get married in the game and we
1:47:48
have all our friends and you're just gonna be a witness and
1:47:51
you'll get a mount and a pet and all this other stuff.
1:47:54
I'm like, cool. And it was cool.
1:47:58
Up to a point. So, Go to the wedding.
1:48:03
And it was cut, see, there was cut scenes, there was a, like a
1:48:07
whole wedding, like event like a dungeon or something, in an MMO
1:48:11
game with cutscenes and voice dialogue.
1:48:16
Cool. Right.
1:48:18
Now I was like yeah we all went outside and took like screenshot
1:48:22
pictures and I I pulled out because I have the limo mount.
1:48:27
Right and you can see four people in my mouth.
1:48:30
So I just pulled up in front like a like a boss.
1:48:33
With my limo I was like, oh, Yeah, and we went I was like oh
1:48:39
the couple got in the back. It was like cool.
1:48:43
I'll show further them through like a trip to wherever they
1:48:46
want to go, right? This is gonna be fun.
1:48:49
It's a flying limousine too, by the way, so you can just go
1:48:52
anywhere dope. Yeah, I we were making Chitty
1:48:56
Chitty. Bang, Bang references too in
1:48:59
texting it. Well, no, we were in Discord and
1:49:01
after a while. The guy starts talking to some
1:49:04
shit to me. That I was like, uh-huh.
1:49:07
Like, he's like, yeah, yeah, you should get married in the game
1:49:10
and I was like, well I have my wife in real life and like she
1:49:14
doesn't play the game. He's like, oh, that doesn't
1:49:17
matter. You'll get a you can have a
1:49:18
wedding with one of the girls in the guild.
1:49:20
I was like, no no you don't understand, that's gay.
1:49:24
And say that because you get man in Final Fantasy for that.
1:49:26
But I was like, no, you don't understand.
1:49:28
I think what you're saying is dumb.
1:49:32
And he was like, listen, listen. We all do the swinging thing in
1:49:36
our Guild. In fact you should leave your
1:49:38
guild and come talk to the girls and the guild and blah blah
1:49:41
blah. And then then no I don't think
1:49:43
you guys understand what an IRL relationship really means is.
1:49:47
I'm a married man and I play with my friends and I Never
1:49:51
Gonna Leave My Best Friend's Guild.
1:49:53
That's dumb, They went and told the whole server, I'm approved.
1:50:01
You're married, that's no way. And then they all started
1:50:06
reporting me because a I am a main White Mage Sam.
1:50:11
You know, you know, the White Mage is right there healers.
1:50:13
They're like a priest. Yeah.
1:50:16
And so max sand, the white. Is the title that I have because
1:50:22
I'm a White Mage. And also, because my choke a bow
1:50:28
is named Donald Trump and he's Orange.
1:50:31
They consistently hilarious Mass reported me for hate speech for
1:50:37
about a year and I had to argue with moderators about my fucking
1:50:42
chocobo's name and why he was orange.
1:50:45
And I'm like, oh, you guys are lefties then?
1:50:48
Oh, let me tell you the story. You see?
1:50:50
He's fat and he's orange. And his name is Donald Trump.
1:50:54
And I ride Donald Trump. Me and Donald Trump riding all
1:50:58
over the fucking, your favorite with my big fat orange Donald
1:51:03
Trump. You gonna ban me for that?
1:51:07
Good. Fuck your game.
1:51:09
Oh. I've never even gotten in
1:51:13
trouble for it, but that's because I had to argue with
1:51:15
them. And then eventually they all got
1:51:19
banned from the server for inappropriate roleplay in
1:51:22
lymphoma good. Oh.
1:51:24
So they. So they want they.
1:51:27
So basically a bunch of swingers wanted you to join?
1:51:31
Yes. A swinger MMO cult, Sam.
1:51:37
And they wanted all because I told him I was in a guild with
1:51:40
my friends and they were starting to ask if they were
1:51:44
single and I was like, why is that even relevant?
1:51:46
Because I'll tell you right now, some of them might not want to
1:51:51
go talk to your girls. Yeah reasons well awesome like
1:51:56
who knows if any of the girls are actually girls or right?
1:52:00
Yeah. I didn't and all.
1:52:04
So I just don't talk. That was my initial point of
1:52:08
sale. Sam is no, no.
1:52:11
My wife's sitting right next to me.
1:52:14
I don't talk to women weirdly on the internet that's for like
1:52:18
pathetic losers. And they're like, wait a minute.
1:52:22
No, no, no no no, no. It's not for pathetic.
1:52:25
Losers. Actually, we're really cool and
1:52:27
we want you to be a part of it and I'm like, no, no, you're
1:52:30
losers. Yeah. so, That's my final
1:52:38
fantasy. I'm still on the server.
1:52:40
You could and I haven't played in two expansions though because
1:52:43
Final Fantasy 14 fell off hard. I mean, I used to play, I used
1:52:49
to play RuneScape back and and so fucking cool, sad you hipster
1:52:55
ass motherfuker. Well, I know, I know.
1:52:59
Ruined Escape tell me, yes. ah, well, I I my my character's name
1:53:10
was mob boss 360. Oh my boss 360 over here.
1:53:18
Yeah, he's never mind. Sam was pimping it out in
1:53:22
RuneScape. Yeah.
1:53:23
Like I got that goalies. You want a piece of gold?
1:53:29
Yeah, pretty pretty much. Stop being a begging ass
1:53:35
RuneScape. Ho get a RuneScape job.
1:53:40
And, uh, yeah, I mean, I mean, really ruin?
1:53:44
C was ruined. Escape was fun back.
1:53:46
And in the day I never begging for gold.
1:53:49
You could go farm goblins, right outside of that first Village.
1:53:52
You ain't fucking me over. the, I mean, I mean the fun the
1:54:00
funnest thing to do was to Was to like sell your items in the
1:54:04
market and then like have them like have people bitter you know
1:54:08
bid for them. So like I I was I was the dog.
1:54:13
I was the Donald Trump of ruins gave too like making deal.
1:54:17
I'm just, Not. So that is a clip.
1:54:23
Sam Whitfield. I was the Donald Trump of
1:54:27
RuneScape. We need to put that on you.
1:54:30
That is a great quote. I love it but that on t-shirt
1:54:36
the fun. Okay.
1:54:37
So you want to hear something funny t-shirt right there?
1:54:40
Yeah Sam's face. Oh man.
1:54:44
So you so you want to hear something funny they were there
1:54:47
were actually ebooks that came out.
1:54:51
That people would act would sell for real money.
1:54:54
That would like tell you how how to make gold.
1:54:58
Yeah. How how Ivory MMO has those now
1:55:03
actually Sam World of Warcraft? Took that to the next like
1:55:07
insane level because I have add-ons and then there's premium
1:55:11
versions of them that you can pay for that.
1:55:13
Automate me owning the market like like a fucking Stranglehold
1:55:21
on that bitch because I have my fucking auctions automated.
1:55:25
I have spreadsheets built-in. I have Priceless things and it
1:55:30
automatically updates where the option is no matter where I am.
1:55:35
Yeah, I think it's worth instantly.
1:55:37
I can list it immediately. I undercut, everybody, and I
1:55:41
oversell everything and it all of the click of a button, And
1:55:47
then there's a five dollar a month version of this add-on,
1:55:51
that does even more than that. Yeah.
1:55:55
I love playing the spreadsheet game and anything that has an
1:55:58
auction house. Yes, it's very fun.
1:56:01
Yeah, it's it's I actually paid for my World of Warcraft
1:56:05
subscription. From gold for about five years.
1:56:11
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right. I had well, one was, I played
1:56:16
the market and then two I tanked for a bunch of uh, wow.
1:56:21
Ethos Like I was in a guild full of ethos like legit and and
1:56:31
like, they would do RP for guys and we would just sit there and
1:56:36
make fun of them because yes, I did think that.
1:56:39
And so did they by the way, if you do talk to a real girl on
1:56:45
one of these games, if you do She probably thinks you're a
1:56:49
loser and she sit in there with her friends talking about it.
1:56:52
Thank her. All this gold to talk dirty.
1:56:56
And she thinks you're gross. Just so, you know.
1:57:01
Go talk to One Woman in real life you fucking weirdo.
1:57:04
I, I agree. Sam the weirdo.
1:57:07
The hypothetical weirdo. I and I I actually looked in to
1:57:12
see friends is still on line and it it is.
1:57:16
Oh, shut up. You didn't know RuneScape old
1:57:18
school RuneScape is the most popular fucking game in the
1:57:21
world. Give me a break Sam.
1:57:22
Now, you're playing games. I mean I'm sure about video
1:57:27
games and you didn't know the old school RuneScape.
1:57:29
Is the hottest fucking game? I I mean I thought I thought it
1:57:35
would have been wow or something like that by.
1:57:37
Now know it's I mean even in terms of like not just MMOs.
1:57:41
Sam in online gaming old school RuneScape is one of the top like
1:57:45
five games in the world right now and what it is is they made
1:57:49
RuneScape 3. I don't know if you know about
1:57:51
the whole deal I'll give you the short version and they updated a
1:57:54
lot of things updated and people fucking hated it.
1:57:57
So they went back to the 2007 version and it's called old
1:58:01
school RuneScape and people fucking love that version.
1:58:06
It's it's does gangbusters. Yeah on mobile it's on any
1:58:12
fucking thing. It's definitely on Mack and they
1:58:16
add new content to that version as well.
1:58:18
Consistently Yeah, the the old, the old school, the old school
1:58:23
ruined Escape it was where was was, where was fought was, where
1:58:29
was bass? So, and like, I never, I never
1:58:34
got, I like asked in these Sussex activity that I that I'm
1:58:38
aware of Well, I probably did as a kid, but I just never paid
1:58:43
much attention. I'll tell you in the MMO thing
1:58:46
though. There's been a Renaissance of
1:58:48
the old school games in RuneScape kind of been at the
1:58:51
Forefront of that, although classic.
1:58:52
Wow, obviously did gangbusters when it came out, but it's, it's
1:58:56
falling off because they're doing right now classic.
1:58:58
Wow. Is that Mists of Pandaria and
1:59:01
then they did a classic classic That started again.
1:59:04
And now that one's at the first expansion pack.
1:59:07
So there is no like classic. Wow, there's like 15 versions of
1:59:12
it that you could play, but old school RuneScape, there's one
1:59:16
it's called old school RuneScape and it's just blood.
1:59:19
You can play RuneScape 3 still as well.
1:59:21
They're two different games. Yeah.
1:59:24
Joe asked, if any of Joe and Chad has any of my life?
1:59:28
I I have but only first time? Yeah, I I've literally only
1:59:35
played for like a little bit. Jed keeps like, trying to get to
1:59:39
get me to join but I just I I wear that I did for a while
1:59:45
until I figure out how crazy it was.
1:59:47
Was, I am the you. I never.
1:59:53
I've heard nothing but weird stuff about second life.
1:59:56
Like all the people, I know that have played it.
1:59:58
They're like oh it's all full of like weird section.
2:00:00
Yeah. And I'm just and I have you
2:00:04
always listen to the game like that at all.
2:00:05
I've heard I've heard of that too.
2:00:07
And then the fact that the fact that like, About myself.
2:00:12
I don't like requires you to like to like, actually buy like
2:00:15
a lot of stuff with like real currency.
2:00:17
I'm kind of like I'm kind of like that.
2:00:20
I'm kind of like that's dumb as all those social chat room
2:00:25
creative games. Do that now though.
2:00:28
Like Roblox does that too. Yeah 100% Roblox.
2:00:32
Does that as well as like um yeah fortnite um all of them.
2:00:37
Like all of them do. That's why another reason I
2:00:39
don't like second life is it invented that Yeah, no.
2:00:42
Yeah. And say what you about ruined
2:00:46
Escape. Like the fact that ruins people
2:00:48
like, you know, has his own currency and like, You know,
2:00:51
like you can earn and whatnot. Like if you're telling, if
2:00:58
you're acting like RuneScape isn't to tag greedy, the
2:01:01
RuneScape fan base would oh, have a subscription to truly
2:01:07
play old school RuneScape, you do?
2:01:09
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
2:01:11
You totally do. And some of people will call it
2:01:14
pay to win. I, I don't have an opinion on
2:01:17
that because I don't play ruins. I've never played RuneScape to
2:01:20
be on with you. I'd always like it looked dull
2:01:23
to me. I was I, I've played a lot of
2:01:26
MMOs, but that one was a browser MMO and I was already turning my
2:01:31
notes. I played Asheron's.
2:01:32
Call Asheron's Call too, yeah, Ultima Online EverQuest.
2:01:35
Um, Dark Age of Camelot? Oh, there's a fun one.
2:01:40
Um, and but then by the time RuneScape come out its top-down
2:01:45
the combats fucking trash and it's on a browser.
2:01:49
So I get it for a lot of you guys your age.
2:01:52
It was like your first MMO. Because I was on a browser and
2:01:57
you could just play it at school.
2:01:58
But for me, I graduated before that from school that I had a
2:02:05
computer because I was a grown man, the bought a computer.
2:02:08
And so I played Asheron's Call too, but that's my favorite
2:02:11
dead. MMO Sam, Ash Ron's called too.
2:02:15
Did you even know what that game is?
2:02:17
No, but I'm I, I'm gonna have to talk that up.
2:02:20
I'm gonna talk that up now. So right now I am playing a
2:02:26
classic MMO that I actually want to recommend.
2:02:28
I this maybe some more bits and Bones he types stuff but I'm
2:02:32
gonna go with this Guild Wars reforged Sam Has stolen a large
2:02:37
amount of my time, the last like, couple months.
2:02:40
Maybe 40 hours. Yeah, I I've heard of, I've
2:02:44
heard of Guild Wars. Yeah.
2:02:46
And that so it's the original Guild Wars.
2:02:50
But it's updated with a bunch of positive features but it's still
2:02:55
the same. Like nothing has changed
2:02:58
fundamentally except the graphics, have a little more
2:03:00
modern options and they but they did make a reforged mode. where
2:03:06
you can play through and they rebalance some of the early game
2:03:10
areas, but essentially it is Guild Wars 1.
2:03:15
But you can play with a controller, which is why I've
2:03:18
been having fun with it. I can just sit there.
2:03:20
It's so chill and two updated on to Modern PCS and then three
2:03:26
because it just came out like a month and a half ago.
2:03:30
The population of Guild Wars won is booming and you can actually
2:03:34
play with other people, even though it's a 25 year old
2:03:37
fucking game. It's it's like you got first
2:03:40
major city in the starters zone of pre searing.
2:03:44
Um, if you know, you know, that first big city He was packed
2:03:53
with fucking hundreds of players.
2:03:55
Just the other day and then if you go to the main cities where,
2:03:59
like all the endgame people, hang out.
2:04:00
It's even more. You can find parties, PVP.
2:04:04
Almost instant cues for PVP. It is old school.
2:04:09
If you don't like old school MMOs, you probably wouldn't like
2:04:12
it very much because it's It is it's old school like Dave, you
2:04:18
know? But When you build out your
2:04:21
party of Heroes, you gear them all up.
2:04:23
You put the right abilities on them and you conquer a hard mode
2:04:26
dungeon that shit. That game is awesome and all I
2:04:30
want to point out I'm really surprised going back.
2:04:33
How good the story is and the voice acted cutscenes.
2:04:38
Even though it's it was, I believe the first MMO with voice
2:04:41
acting. Technically not a full MMO.
2:04:46
The only place that you'll see all the other players is in the
2:04:50
town and whenever you go out adventuring, it's only your
2:04:53
party. Right.
2:04:55
But if you think that doesn't mean it's the most expensive
2:05:00
World, dude, it might be the biggest game World of its kind
2:05:03
and I've only explored about 33% Of the first campaigns zones.
2:05:12
And there's three four campaigns.
2:05:17
And a complete endgame system to be everything in Guild Wars
2:05:21
reforged would probably take you like 600 hours.
2:05:26
And I don't get bored because even when you reach max level,
2:05:29
that doesn't even matter. It's not about that because you
2:05:32
keep getting skill points. And you keep progressing and you
2:05:38
keep doing the same thing doing this quests, doing this Zone
2:05:43
stories and really, the story is so compelling.
2:05:45
It's very like refreshingly. Not snarky not Millennial
2:05:51
written like oh, the king, we're being invaded by these evil
2:05:57
monsters. I'll you know, it's legitimately
2:06:02
heartfelt fantasy writing and it's good.
2:06:04
So I give a big recommendation to Guild Wars before 20 dollars
2:06:09
on Steam. That that is an awesome, right
2:06:15
recommendation? So Uh, yeah, go.
2:06:22
The words. Check me out on there and we can
2:06:26
play some Guild Wars. Yeah.
2:06:29
Um, yes, I got a warrior. and then, and then Joe also says,
2:06:39
Broke up worst, MMOs ever, and you will find some great videos.
2:06:43
Oh, I've seen some. I've seen some of those videos.
2:06:47
Yeah, they're very yeah. Shout out to Josh Strife, Hayes.
2:06:51
Actually, he does that. That's a series.
2:06:53
I think I've watched everyone, he's He's he's a little snarky
2:06:58
for my tasty. He's a little British for my
2:07:00
taste but he has he does make good videos so I got to get.
2:07:05
Yeah and um yeah that's a great series.
2:07:07
There's some good ones in there. I played.
2:07:11
Most of one thing is. I don't play God damn Asian MMOs
2:07:16
for shitt. I don't like them.
2:07:17
Not yeah, no fantasy is the exception but it's Japanese one.
2:07:25
Not Korean which matters a lot and yeah and two Yoshi P, the
2:07:33
director of Final Fantasy. 14 is obsessed with Western MMOs.
2:07:39
So he made it like what? If Warcraft?
2:07:43
But Final Fantasy and that's why a lot of Western audiences like
2:07:46
it. Yeah.
2:07:49
Also, also, in general. I I just like I I mostly like
2:07:53
single player. Okay games, so Sam's hipster and
2:07:58
out on me again. Well, you know, I I do, I do.
2:08:05
You know, I only physical media, too.
2:08:09
Well, no. Try No, I know.
2:08:13
I'm not I'm not, I'm not as hipster as more in that fashion.
2:08:16
So, What he got a robot would care about that.
2:08:26
Well, I mean he is he robot damn it.
2:08:32
That's true more. It's more like the robots from
2:08:35
Mystery Science, Theater 3000 but like, But like he talks less
2:08:41
which makes it more impactful, they danger Will Robinson.
2:08:49
Oh yeah, it's all also. Also, yes.
2:08:54
I so I I actually I did decide to wear this Blazer to try and
2:09:00
be someone was serious about the State of the Union.
2:09:05
Yeah, me too. I'm very serious.
2:09:09
See, it's the eagle. That's how you know, I'm Serious
2:09:11
Sam. Serious Sam.
2:09:14
Well yeah, good game. Yeah.
2:09:16
You see if I don't as much as other robots I get Listen to
2:09:20
More. He also lags out sometimes.
2:09:25
Yeah, but yeah. Oh rope.
2:09:27
That's that's I mean, that's how people started suspecting.
2:09:30
He might be robotic actually. We tried to fix it so that
2:09:37
nobody would notice but now we just Embrace.
2:09:39
Yes, he's our robot homie. And indeed, he is. so, um, well,
2:09:50
any other any other topics of know that me?
2:09:57
That. Should be comfortable.
2:10:00
I mean we we covered say We kind of covered the state of the
2:10:04
unit. Ah, Here.
2:10:06
So here's one question, I have Max.
2:10:10
So how do you think Trump has done overall in the second term?
2:10:17
I'm not sure. and that is because I think that I would say
2:10:26
positive, but I hesitate. Because I think it's more of
2:10:31
like a Zeitgeist that's the positive rather than just the
2:10:35
Trump Administration itself. Yeah, I don't know if I need to
2:10:41
elaborate on that or not because I not sure if it made sense.
2:10:46
Well, I mean, I mean, it may, it makes sense to me, but like,
2:10:50
just for the I think there's a culture change towards like
2:10:53
center-right politics being, you know, the like the dominant
2:10:59
Force, but like, confidently. So, and I don't think it's
2:11:04
necessarily just because Trump won that, that happened.
2:11:08
Don't mistake that one fucking second, right?
2:11:12
Or or you could argue Trump won because that happened, but it's
2:11:16
the same thing essentially. But I think that that changing
2:11:19
people being willing to speak their actual opinions and not
2:11:23
worry about cancel culture and things has made a lot of that
2:11:27
positive stuff happen. Not just Trump.
2:11:33
But to say that, he's not before front of that positive change.
2:11:38
Is retarded. I I would, I would agree for on
2:11:42
that and I and I would say it's it's difficult to evaluate him,
2:11:45
completely, I like on his own at the Mom, my I mean, I said
2:11:51
before he was the most obstructed, president I had ever
2:11:54
seen and he's been ten times as obstructed this time.
2:11:59
Yes, yeah, I would, I would completely, I would completely
2:12:03
agree with that. The one, the one thing I am, the
2:12:08
one thing I am word about though is as much as as much as we try
2:12:14
to avoid, like, You know talking about the grippers and whatnot.
2:12:18
There does seem to be like, you know, intentional fracturing of
2:12:23
the base from these narcissistic assholes.
2:12:27
Online, who just wanted black pill and doom pill ever.
2:12:30
And I think that's where you and I are just doing our thing man.
2:12:35
It's been very I'm completely humbled by the growth this year.
2:12:42
Yeah, considering it's not even March.
2:12:45
I don't like to see here in brag about numbers because they're
2:12:50
not all that high. Oh, we're not saying we're
2:12:52
famous. But man, it after years and
2:12:55
years of being intentionally, Shut out from people.
2:13:00
Being able to hear us, it's nice to know that there's people out
2:13:03
there that are like, yeah, this isn't unreasonable.
2:13:07
Yeah, it's my wacky. Antics might be lost on some but
2:13:13
I think when we see here and talk about the issues, a lot of
2:13:16
people like yeah, well different side too.
2:13:20
Well, I think I think so. Here's the here's the other
2:13:24
thing is Like we, we do really good.
2:13:28
Considering that all our numbers are all or organic, a lot of
2:13:33
these influencers like, you know, white Candice like you
2:13:39
know, if I'm just all the people we criticize are bigger names
2:13:44
They all have bots in there. That's the thing.
2:13:48
Yeah, botting and like buying ads and buying likes and buying
2:13:53
Subs. I could never like, I could tell
2:13:57
you for a fact, I have never spent a time on any of that
2:14:01
including like even just promo of like oh promote this tweet
2:14:06
just seems a bit. That's great to me.
2:14:09
Yeah, no I've had I get DMS as I'm sure maybe you have on
2:14:14
occasion every time I stream on Kik, there's this one company
2:14:19
that spams you. Yeah, I know.
2:14:21
Go to this website and we'll give you bought views.
2:14:24
Yeah. Yeah.
2:14:25
I get you. I get I get the same one I get
2:14:29
desperate. You'd have to be to do that.
2:14:34
But people do it. Oh I know they do.
2:14:37
There was a there was one guy that was talking about.
2:14:40
It was, you know, because I watched your show.
2:14:43
And so now I get recommended. Podcasts about writing.
2:14:49
And since, yeah, yeah, I've come across a few.
2:14:52
And I saw one guy saying, you know, He'd spent thousands of
2:14:57
dollars on like Facebook ads for his books because that's what he
2:15:01
was told. Would get him.
2:15:06
The most eyeballs on his product.
2:15:08
Yeah, for book, buying audience now, I'm not sure how true that
2:15:13
statement is or not. But that's what he was saying
2:15:16
and he said, basically, you can't even compete at all and
2:15:23
let's do that and I was like, put like Sam doesn't even are
2:15:26
just not, is it even on Facebook?
2:15:30
Uh, I do. I do have my author page on
2:15:33
there, but like I don't I don't pay for anything.
2:15:35
And, and that actually is one thing like Facebook, if you have
2:15:40
anything that you want to promote.
2:15:42
They want you to pay for it. Now, the thing it is, is
2:15:46
Facebook has had a bunch of data breaches.
2:15:48
So I don't so I don't a lot like as a company is known for this.
2:15:55
Yeah, yeah. So I don't, I don't so I don't
2:15:59
trust meta to To like to just have like my credit card on
2:16:05
file. Or yeah.
2:16:07
Yeah. Especially for like promotions
2:16:10
things because they'll like run, recurring charges and shit.
2:16:13
I'm sure. Yeah.
2:16:14
That that actually happened that actually happened to Eric and
2:16:18
he's, he's talked about a lot of the, a lot of the tools that
2:16:22
they, that they Have the same issue.
2:16:25
I think where it's like, Oh, restream is another one.
2:16:30
Where it's like, you pay for all this, like, multi-streaming
2:16:33
stuff. I want to tell anybody anybody
2:16:35
out there. If you're in aspiring content
2:16:36
creator, or if you do create content, it is much easier to
2:16:40
multi-stream for free on Rumble Studio than it is on restream or
2:16:45
any of these other paid services.
2:16:46
Oh, yes. Someone's fucking crippled and
2:16:50
he's been doing it for years and he thinks it's great.
2:16:52
Someone was someone was sprung out about that.
2:16:55
You know? Yes.
2:16:58
Yesterday. Actually on.
2:17:00
Yeah. Actually we were like I don't
2:17:03
even remember what it was. But you used the other one for
2:17:05
the Monday show. I've been a while since we used
2:17:09
that and like Riverside comes out better.
2:17:14
Yeah, except for the quality, I will say that that they record
2:17:17
it in higher quality and kind of like cut it and switch the
2:17:22
camera angle, that's kind of cool.
2:17:24
So, I see the point of it, but, like, Rumble Studios, perfectly
2:17:27
fine, especially now that people can see my my streams.
2:17:31
I just Jack OBS in through there and I've, and I've talked to, I
2:17:37
do want to give a shout out to Rick at Rumble because he is the
2:17:41
as much of the credit as high as Chris.
2:17:43
And I, I still don't do have criticisms.
2:17:45
I was gonna say, we criticize Rumble, a lot.
2:17:48
But here's the flip side is that their studio is great, Rumble
2:17:52
Studio, great, their Studios. Great.
2:17:54
And Rick, the guy who runs like the apps and whatnot.
2:17:58
He, he's the one guy who actually does answer. 20, yo,
2:18:04
great, not, he's the guy who answers tweets, not just from
2:18:09
Big content creators, but smaller content, creator
2:18:13
content. Creator's too.
2:18:15
I mean yeah Rumble Studio gets four crippled and two retarded
2:18:20
thumbs up. Yeah.
2:18:23
Now if now if only they humble discoverability, might not get
2:18:28
such a unanimous fucking high school. now although we did get,
2:18:33
we did get a, we did get 100 views where last week's stream
2:18:38
on ramble around so that wasn't that wasn't bad but it's it's a
2:18:43
penny because I get more just I get more discoverability on
2:18:47
Rumble outside of the Creator program that I did during good.
2:18:53
I will say a bunch of people drop by for last week's rizz
2:18:58
Wars stream. Yes, we're gonna consider doing
2:19:00
more resource people that dude I did not expect that Dave,
2:19:06
Grady's victory in the res War would exit so much reaction but
2:19:11
it's I appreciated, I was I want to thank everybody involved.
2:19:18
Both you guys. Chibi, big shout out to chibi
2:19:21
and my wife. Yeah, there's gonna be a
2:19:24
resource too. We just I think we I want to
2:19:28
expand it because like Dave, Having Dave in it was like not
2:19:33
fair in a way because he's like our mascot.
2:19:38
Like we all love Dave. Like this is the thing that
2:19:43
people don't get about me and Dave is I legitimately loved
2:19:46
Dave's content. I am a fan I do I do too Dave.
2:19:51
I don't want bad things to happen to Dave.
2:19:53
It just so happens that they do and he's very funny about it.
2:19:57
Full just yeah I didn't like the eventually but he's grown on me.
2:20:02
I even, I it's like, I've tried to get David job, like, I've
2:20:08
tried to get him to get money. Like I love Dave, we tried to
2:20:11
get him a camera, he wouldn't accept it.
2:20:14
Well, well, that that's that's more brings up an important
2:20:18
Point too. Is like, he didn't like Dave, I
2:20:21
didn't I didn't, it wasn't, it wasn't anything that I didn't
2:20:26
like day. I was just like when I first you
2:20:28
and you first told me about Dave, I'm like, okay, that this
2:20:31
guy is the sky is just some Skitzo.
2:20:33
Like, why is Matt, why is Max even in like, from the outside
2:20:38
from the outside? Looking in?
2:20:39
You, you have to like, you have to, like, kind of understand.
2:20:44
He? It's like why would you even be
2:20:46
fascinated with this guy? I understand that's the
2:20:49
fascination, though, isn't it? Because this man Is great.
2:20:54
Because like Dave like they have there's LOL David is not a loco
2:20:58
that is not what David is. If you, which was why to turn
2:21:06
around onto you, but I like this.
2:21:09
Yeah, Dave is just legitimately Dave.
2:21:13
He is not fake at all. That's what it is and right.
2:21:19
But but who the realness is is like a 13 year old boy, obsessed
2:21:26
with pro wrestling and Radio Rock in 1996.
2:21:32
Yeah, well because he never. He never oh School 1990s old
2:21:38
school. I don't want to grow up.
2:21:41
I'm a treasurer. My hardcore, Heavy Metal, He's
2:21:46
old school, he's Dave, Grady and the reason that you turn around
2:21:51
on Dave is because he does not break that bit even when it
2:21:57
would benefit him to do so. So you know it's real well
2:22:01
because he can't he literally He talking to women, what one of
2:22:07
them pointing to her titties and being like, oh are they good
2:22:10
enough? Dave?
2:22:10
And what is Dave say? Yeah, fucking whore, where he
2:22:13
read my fucking text. Oh okay.
2:22:18
Dave and they do. they did he was he was my favorite thing
2:22:26
though from last week because Is he was creepily talking to Jimmy
2:22:31
in the park, Jimmy. I'm Gonna Get You Jimmy.
2:22:35
Yeah. Great which.
2:22:38
But which by the way more and I both have a friend named Jimmy.
2:22:41
Oh my God what would It would probably creeped him out if we
2:22:47
just send them that if we just sent him that monologue without
2:22:50
contacts, no contacts at all, hilarious.
2:22:56
So I'm coming to your house Jimi. yeah, that's the other
2:23:02
thing is like he's The best thing is his hatred of women.
2:23:09
Is so raw. So pure and so off-putting, the
2:23:13
a woman is never in danger of him because she could never for
2:23:18
one second. Fall for his charm, right?
2:23:21
He still won the wrist War Sam. Well, to be fair his car, his
2:23:26
competition is is not like yeah, as a jobber.
2:23:31
We'll get better competition. Next time.
2:23:33
Don't worry. But Dave, oh my God.
2:23:36
See what I want to do now Sam. I was thinking about it.
2:23:41
It's like how do we honor? Dave's Victory is I'm going to
2:23:45
try for the first time in, like three years to see if I can get
2:23:50
Dave to come on. And I want you guys to be there.
2:23:53
I want everybody to be there for the Dave.
2:23:57
Grady, appreciation stream. Now, there's a rule though.
2:24:03
There's one rule for the stream. You can't say anything mean
2:24:07
about Dave or not. Nice.
2:24:10
You have to be nice today. Oh, the horse dream and that's
2:24:14
the otherwise. I'm not even gonna bother asking
2:24:17
him to come on. It's not worth his fucking time,
2:24:19
he's Dave fucking Grady. Oh, of course.
2:24:23
I would never say anything mean about him.
2:24:26
I think so too. It's about time and and here's
2:24:31
the main event Sam. I will.
2:24:35
On the airline you have my word. Apologized to Dave and say he
2:24:41
was right about everything. Everything.
2:24:46
It doesn't matter. He's right about everything is
2:24:49
right about everything. He wants to be right about what?
2:24:52
Now he now here's the ultimate crossover.
2:24:55
Okay, now I now this probably wouldn't work.
2:25:00
But will stanzel meets Dave good?
2:25:04
And because Dave is tough. To do charity for.
2:25:09
I'm the way I could do it. Okay.
2:25:12
Because I would normally normally something like that,
2:25:15
you would put up like a tip jar for a day.
2:25:17
That would send the money to his like PayPal.
2:25:20
Right? But Dave is old school hardcore
2:25:23
1990s old school. He pays his bills in cash in
2:25:28
person. so, We got to get the cash today, and that makes it
2:25:35
fucked up because it always sounds gummy with somebody does
2:25:38
that, but see all the only way that you can fucking get money
2:25:41
to Dave? That Dave will be, the one guy
2:25:44
who won't be able to get tracked by the government.
2:25:48
The other thing is imagine this, we said the big envelope full of
2:25:52
fucking money today and he loses, it That's what I would be
2:25:55
worried about to be on with you. Yeah, but now that that is
2:26:00
actually kind of bass that Dave doesn't trust like You know,
2:26:03
because I am giving a computer his ID, I bet you anything.
2:26:08
Oh, why? I'm sure you've seen all.
2:26:12
I'm sure you've seen. If you fall any of the same
2:26:15
content, I do all this talk out, like, you know, about like
2:26:18
cryptocurrency and like a national like, you know, like a
2:26:24
national coin or something like that, which Sounds a lot of
2:26:28
conspiracy. Like I, I don't, here's the
2:26:31
thing. People ask me to have crypto
2:26:33
people on the show. I don't know.
2:26:34
The first thing, a crypto Okay. There's only one crypto guy,
2:26:40
crypto guy, I trust right now. and that's uh, Sean Morley Val
2:26:48
venis Because he's a big supporter of Monero.
2:26:52
I'd love to have him on and chat again.
2:26:54
We asked that we should probably hit him up again, you know, he
2:26:58
talked. Yeah to me occasionally You get?
2:27:02
Yeah, he gets himself in a little bit of trouble because
2:27:04
he's got some controversial opinions, which is why I'd love
2:27:07
to have him on. Because most of them are very
2:27:10
Christian Base, all, so he can push back because he's an
2:27:14
anarcho capitalist. Yeah.
2:27:17
Hello biological ladies. I am biological leaders.
2:27:23
Did I did I ever tell you that? I met, um, Oh, I'm black.
2:27:31
Yeah, t-shirts that say that. I'm blowing on his name right
2:27:36
now, not Val venis, but Uh oh, not Knoxville Tennessee.
2:27:46
The mayor. Came.
2:27:50
Yes I yes I met. I met Kane in person, me too but
2:27:57
I bet with a different context. Probably was I met I met him at
2:28:02
like I'm at like a college Republican event with with Ron
2:28:06
Paul. It was like okay and then run
2:28:09
and then Ron Paul and then Kennedy from Fox News.
2:28:13
So that's a good one though. Kennedy I was a huge fan of in
2:28:18
the 90s. She was the MTV VJ.
2:28:20
I I know that we all loved. Yeah.
2:28:23
Anyway I made outside of wrestling show.
2:28:29
I think I might have told the story but maybe not.
2:28:33
Me and my Army, my friend who's in the Army I was gonna say my
2:28:36
Army buddy but that's not what he is because I wasn't in the
2:28:39
Army, he's my buddy, who was in the Army, right?
2:28:41
Where his uniform because that he would get on TV.
2:28:45
Also we got free tickets, all we got treated like fucking royalty
2:28:49
in Boston, like the whole weekend.
2:28:51
So where is uniform? And we went to like Royal Rumble
2:28:55
2011, we went a bunch of shit around that. um, and there was a
2:29:01
little kid trying to get Christians autograph.
2:29:05
And some big fat loser jumped in front of this kid.
2:29:10
With a board full of merchandise, trying to demand
2:29:14
Christians, sign it. That's very clearly trying to
2:29:19
sell the merchandise, not even on eBay, right then and there.
2:29:22
And so, me and my friend again in his fucking Army, akos just
2:29:29
grab each grabbed an arm of this guy and escorted him away.
2:29:34
And because of that Christian actually told the security to
2:29:37
come get us and brought us around and we met a bunch of the
2:29:42
wrestlers and they were thanking him for his service and me for
2:29:45
protecting kids. And so of course, being a really
2:29:49
really tall guy and then being wrestlers, they know that it's
2:29:53
always a kick to be the tall guy eyeball up the wrestlers and so
2:29:58
they all fucking did it. I stood, I Sam, I stood, I would
2:30:04
the Big Show Kane and a great colleague that day.
2:30:09
Well, you had to look up I had to look up.
2:30:14
For all three of them. And it's a weird experience when
2:30:17
you're me because I don't look up at many people, but that was
2:30:21
cool. And so shout out to them for
2:30:23
that. And yeah, it's just like I hate
2:30:28
people that ruin kids stuff for kids.
2:30:31
Same here off. Like the kids are there that
2:30:37
like like legitimately for even for me and my friend this is
2:30:42
another fun wrestling show. Yeah.
2:30:44
But for that kid it might be a lifetime memory.
2:30:47
Might be an aspirational moment where they decide to be a
2:30:51
wrestler. You don't fucking know how much
2:30:52
it might mean to that kid. No, you do not.
2:30:58
Like when people grab the baseballs away from kids at the
2:31:01
fucking games it's like you want to smack the shit out of them.
2:31:05
Yeah, they that that'll happen. Yeah.
2:31:12
I saw you wrestling with five people.
2:31:15
Trying to get that foul ball that time Sam.
2:31:19
What that was? That was weird because it was
2:31:21
just a high school game. So there's Sam now it's my ball.
2:31:26
Fuck all you pigs. That one.
2:31:30
That was that wasn't me. That was someone else.
2:31:32
Oh, was it? Pretty sure.
2:31:37
That was you. Well of course, of course it was
2:31:40
someone else why why would I even do that?
2:31:42
Because you really wanted that fucking ball.
2:31:48
I mean you got it, right? I mean, no.
2:31:53
Oh, come on. We had the whole police force
2:31:55
sign it for you once we bailed you out.
2:31:57
Oh, that ball. Yeah, yeah.
2:32:00
That ball. Oh okay.
2:32:02
He just doesn't remember what all happened.
2:32:05
I got you. Yeah, no.
2:32:07
Exactly. Well, that well, that's a
2:32:15
bummer. I was trying to find the photo
2:32:17
of Canon of Kane and I can't find it right now actually.
2:32:24
And that's, that's lifting you over his head because Now, if
2:32:30
that's the case, you have to show it.
2:32:33
No, it's a it's a group for it's it's a group photo of like that
2:32:39
I won up. Like I again, I met him that
2:32:42
day. He was in his volcano outfit
2:32:44
too, you know. And he was in character, he gave
2:32:46
he, I bought he all that shit. But, um, I can make you better
2:32:53
picture with you Sam because I would pick you up over my head.
2:32:58
Oh, and you're around or something, it'd be great.
2:33:01
Oh I'm sure you would. I'm sure you That's a picture.
2:33:06
Yeah. When the farm when the day
2:33:09
comes, when we do a show in real life, I have to ride Sam around
2:33:15
on piggyback. Oh, of course.
2:33:18
And if you gotta be suited up to me, too.
2:33:23
That'll make you look sillier. Like the like some kind of
2:33:26
weird. Insane Blues Brothers.
2:33:29
I'm sure too. Um, that's it too.
2:33:33
And then we'll go for Halloween. We'll Be The Blues Brothers,
2:33:36
actually. That would, that would be dope,
2:33:39
actually. Sam strikes me as you would be
2:33:44
an awesome Blues Brother. I I didn't.
2:33:48
Yeah, I mean I even got I'd even got the door for Now, what we
2:33:53
need to do. Oh no.
2:33:54
He just moved on. Oh I got the Fedora for it but
2:33:57
let's go. Is we need to get more. and I,
2:34:04
Have like an embattled to have an in-person triple fight.
2:34:09
Oh, not that. Yeah.
2:34:14
In in my how do you fight? Code.
2:34:19
Sam. I mean.
2:34:24
You just delete it. Delete.
2:34:30
Oh, I'm like that one. Robot and transfer brother
2:34:44
Samuel. I mean, I I mean, I can, I can,
2:34:49
I can also distract more too I mean I I mean I but no more and
2:35:02
I could have an in-person fighting.
2:35:05
We could call the Battle of Sam's driveway But again.
2:35:15
Then it's also going to be the Battle of you against the hard
2:35:18
drive. I don't.
2:35:23
Well, I mean I mean I can just do you understand how much code
2:35:29
was put in to Morpheus? Just go on thumb.
2:35:33
Drive, Sam. I know.
2:35:36
I know I have. So you'd be fighting bill that
2:35:41
chassis. Because the code was too fucking
2:35:45
powerful. Yeah, and yeah, no.
2:35:51
I and I, I could, I could just I could just pour like, I could
2:35:57
pour soda grape soda, actually all on the server motherfuker.
2:36:03
You think she waterproof, are you serious?
2:36:08
Your phone is water, waiting. Fucking 2020.
2:36:17
Well, I well, I know, I know that Martha doesn't like the
2:36:20
cold, so he and I have that so much heat.
2:36:30
Yeah that yeah that's true. He he does spit out some fire.
2:36:34
Some fine lines sometimes. Well that's why we channeled it
2:36:38
so he breathed fire Sometimes also.
2:36:42
Oh, so good eat. Good evening, doctor. so, Hello,
2:36:50
Dr. Greg yeah, we do. We do have I would We do have a
2:36:55
DOT. We do have a doctor in elements,
2:36:58
I do, uh, I saw some guy questioning the doctors
2:37:04
integrity. Oh yeah.
2:37:07
What was that about? I am it was a crazy guy on your
2:37:12
show, what would you even happen there?
2:37:15
Oh yeah, I had I had some I had some crazy guest on Monday.
2:37:21
Saying that, you know? I asked you whether or not Craig
2:37:26
was actually Jewish. All right.
2:37:30
Not only that he wasn't expecting my circumcised dick.
2:37:37
well, you know I believe also, it's just some crazy guy.
2:37:47
He seemed obsessed. Yeah.
2:37:51
Well, we well we began kicked him off.
2:37:53
Yeah. Well I mean, I gotta tell you
2:37:58
that's really fucking boring. If that's what they came on, the
2:38:03
show to discuss was whether or not I'm Jewish.
2:38:05
Well, no, it was like, ah, no. He came on to discuss the how he
2:38:09
was the greatest author who was ever lived and he rented the
2:38:13
PlayStation network. But then he spoke down at Sam
2:38:16
and Sam kicked him out. This kind of explains why the
2:38:19
PlayStation that we're gets hacked all the time.
2:38:21
Yeah, yeah. But but he was like, ranting
2:38:26
about how you're not really a doctor in that means you're not
2:38:29
really Jewish. And so nobody should trust you
2:38:33
because there was some shit back in the day and everybody saw it
2:38:37
or something. Oh, I'm not a medical doctor.
2:38:41
That's what it means. I'm the original guy.
2:38:46
Yeah. Well, he Well, you know, he
2:38:50
seemed well, you know, that Max is hand guy.
2:38:53
He seemed pretty, you know. He reminded me, a lot of another
2:38:58
guy, who's been, who's probably watching this right now?
2:39:02
and see their Yeah, kinda. Yeah.
2:39:06
I see it. Does Marsh.
2:39:09
Watch you guys. Occasionally occasionally.
2:39:12
He has definitely. He's watched us on stream a
2:39:15
couple times. Yeah, I got I am curious just
2:39:18
like the guy almost seems harmless because he's like, a
2:39:21
slightly gayer version of Harvey fierstein.
2:39:23
Yeah. Like I like that's why we don't
2:39:26
really comment on. Yeah, in the first, all he does
2:39:33
is saying, you know, always like over and over and over again.
2:39:41
Mercy just keeps saying different versions of Sam's
2:39:44
retarded and it's like hasn't even funny the first time and
2:39:48
the only reason I think he keeps doing it is because Sam called
2:39:51
him retarded. Yeah.
2:39:53
That's got hurt. I know if you think Sam's, I
2:39:58
guess that's it. He thinks Sam's a retard.
2:40:01
So it really hurt his feelings. Only, he knew that I was the
2:40:05
retard. Wait, and not a bigger retard.
2:40:08
His Mercy, let you call me it's hard, too.
2:40:12
So wait, wait, has Merchant has merch?
2:40:15
Actually watched segments from our From our show.
2:40:19
Yeah, yeah. Really I did to me.
2:40:22
All he did is say you were retarded.
2:40:25
I see, I'm not even paid much attention.
2:40:29
It was he watched like 13 seconds and was like, okay,
2:40:32
listen to this guy. Fucking retarded.
2:40:33
That's it. And so I never commented on it
2:40:36
because like some retards mad bro.
2:40:39
Like, who cares? Well. yeah, I mean the guy that
2:40:45
has Strokes on a stream and all that and like Female.
2:40:49
Okay, just relaxing horse. As you do.
2:40:57
Okay, well okay. Well well we're on the topic of
2:41:00
Internet. Weirdos Max apparently, some
2:41:07
weirdo thinks that you're my boss now.
2:41:09
Yeah, I don't know. There's some like weird account
2:41:13
that's just like literally breaking laws and stuff.
2:41:18
Yeah, in all kinds of wild accusations at me.
2:41:21
That's my partner. Awful for some reason.
2:41:24
I don't, I don't know what any of that it's about.
2:41:27
That's why I haven't said anything because it seems like a
2:41:30
mentally ill person. Yeah.
2:41:34
Yeah. Try not to give it any Oxygen
2:41:37
Sam because it's a mentally ill guy.
2:41:41
Yeah. You know, you know, my stance on
2:41:44
that Sam. I make it very clear on cringe
2:41:46
coffee house, when I think somebody in mental illness
2:41:50
State, like, that could potentially be a harm to
2:41:53
themselves. The last thing I want to do is
2:41:55
bring attention to them. Right.
2:41:57
Of course, I I was just thinking of the fact that, like, whoever
2:42:02
thinks that Max is my boss. They're sadly was mistaken.
2:42:05
If anything. I am his boss.
2:42:09
That's true. And she is everybody's boss.
2:42:14
Well, yeah, we we know we know that.
2:42:17
So really is my boss. Let me get paid.
2:42:23
That's that question. Getting asked of him, I, he
2:42:29
keeps telling me he'll get back to you on that.
2:42:31
That's yeah. And and more, he's standing
2:42:36
orders as a boss. So far have been um just do
2:42:39
whatever. Yeah, he's a pretty good boss in
2:42:43
that way. We have I ever had, we haven't
2:42:46
gotten any bonuses though, like at all.
2:42:49
Oh, you didn't Know. I accept the fruit basket or
2:42:55
bonus. I never got.
2:42:57
I never got. I never got.
2:42:58
I never got my phone. I never got me.
2:43:01
No bonus. I gotta tell you that's one of
2:43:05
those fun ones were you know, Boss shows up.
2:43:08
All right, we're all booster. Everyone's getting pizza for
2:43:11
lunch today. It's like I would settle for the
2:43:12
plane Dollar Store. Yeah.
2:43:17
Um, I just tossed her a cigarette and her in the head
2:43:23
and bounced down. You.
2:43:30
Yeah, yeah. You you definitely deserve, you
2:43:33
definitely deserve that one. Oh yeah, it was good.
2:43:37
Oh, needed that. So yeah.
2:43:43
Let's see, we've covered. We've covered a lot of stuff
2:43:45
but, okay, I have to ask, did you all watch the State of the
2:43:48
Union last night I did? And, oh, So what what were your,
2:43:55
what were your thoughts on it? Because I thought it was
2:43:58
Brilliant. I think there was a missed
2:44:02
opportunity to. Escort.
2:44:04
Ilhan. Homework.
2:44:07
Out of man, out of the chambers, he could have said, I asked her.
2:44:14
Yeah, he should have. He's no longer here illegal.
2:44:18
He should out. No don't ever get a coat factory
2:44:23
showed up with a poster that said, That black people are not
2:44:29
Apes when I humans as a species are members of the great ape
2:44:37
family. I actually opened this show with
2:44:40
that, and yeah, that was like I'm sorry.
2:44:45
I mean, he is free to be a reptile.
2:44:47
He wants to Or a lemur. Yeah, free to be a lemur.
2:44:53
Well, I know however will be I'll be related to the chips.
2:44:57
Bonobos Etc. Yeah.
2:45:02
Ryan James. Well I mean he did this.
2:45:04
He did this last year too. We were not just kicked out last
2:45:09
time this time, I hope they just kind of caught him like the
2:45:12
door. Yeah, like an idiot.
2:45:17
Like well, that well, like that's the only claim to fame.
2:45:21
Like, that's how anyone like he doesn't have any legislation to
2:45:24
his name like everyone knows. Hey, it's the policy that he has
2:45:28
is, I'm black and that's important.
2:45:30
It's great guy. that was, that's How many years we've been
2:45:35
working on that? One was that ratified when your
2:45:39
parents met? Oh cool.
2:45:42
Oh also I forgot the time of that Equal Rights Amendment,
2:45:46
right? Oh oh, we forgot to cover this
2:45:49
last week but yeah, resting Held Jesse Jackson.
2:45:57
Writes Bader. Oh, I Yeah.
2:46:04
I I mean I didn't. Nobody notice how is that for
2:46:07
being here? I've been marching around in the
2:46:14
snow all week, so, like I didn't, I didn't even see the
2:46:18
State of the Union. I felt like the biggest, like
2:46:21
unprepared ass hat because I come in out the snow and I just
2:46:25
immediately like Mr. Rogers into some slippers, in a fucking
2:46:29
different sweater. And was like, let's go Sam.
2:46:33
What's going on? Good this year.
2:46:35
I was like, no. It was a good State of the
2:46:39
Union. Yeah, no.
2:46:40
Yeah. Well while we watched we did we
2:46:43
watched good? We watched like a compilation
2:46:46
and it was pretty good. The the World, the World War Two
2:46:51
that getting his Medal of Honor I thought was yeah, fantastic.
2:46:55
So I felt bad about it Sam. But now because we watched more
2:47:01
than 15 seconds of it, I feel like I'm more well-informed
2:47:05
about it than tiktok. So that's a win.
2:47:07
I mean I mean yes we have we actually watched like 10 minutes
2:47:12
of the total so yes we were more.
2:47:15
That's not a short. That's not a short attention
2:47:18
span video with all 10 home minutes.
2:47:20
Oh my god, do you know how many fucking dumb things we could
2:47:24
scroll past in 10 minutes? I mean I mean a lot now as he
2:47:31
considering that Rumble now has shorts.
2:47:33
So yeah. Like what did it change from
2:47:38
slacks? Also, I've been consistently
2:47:41
proving my point each week. Sam that the shorts I put on
2:47:45
YouTube, get way more views than I ever figure.
2:47:49
And then the ones that go on up on Rumble, get two but you know,
2:47:53
if you go to the front page of Rumble, you'll see who it likes
2:47:55
to promote. Oh, who does it like to promote
2:47:57
shampoo? The quartering fucking Dr.
2:48:01
Disrespect Russell Brand GI? I wonder why?
2:48:03
Dan, bongino, and that's all it shows to you.
2:48:07
Yes, over ability for shorts on Rumble only if you're one of
2:48:11
those guys, Yeah. Is that?
2:48:16
That's, that's big. That's a big joke.
2:48:19
Now in YouTube like it's not dude.
2:48:22
Just Mr. Beast or something, right?
2:48:24
It's like everybody's competition, hyper competitive
2:48:27
but on Rumble, if you're not part of their, we paid you 10
2:48:32
million dollars Club. They just don't like to show
2:48:34
your content to anybody. Yeah, that is true now. what
2:48:42
would be interesting is if like, is if there was like, Candace
2:48:47
Owen's and then Eric Kirk on Rumble, And like in a in a cage
2:48:53
match, I agree. Yeah.
2:48:55
No Bard. Just like the wrist War.
2:49:00
No, no cage match, but but weapons on the cage, like duct
2:49:07
taped to it. Well, I mean that's kind of what
2:49:10
Candice wants is like is a death magic money on the candidates,
2:49:14
honestly, like she probably win. Well, I mean, yes, that that
2:49:20
shit crazy, Frank. Well, I think counts for a lot
2:49:24
in a fight. Well, as I tweeted last night,
2:49:27
I'm pretty sure that Candice is also on suicide watch, though,
2:49:30
because Erico was that the of the union and Candice wasn't,
2:49:36
so, Yeah. And that's just gonna make her
2:49:40
seed, right? Yeah.
2:49:41
I mean and Like, we all know, I'm I guess.
2:49:47
Is that like Allegedly, she's crazy.
2:49:53
I mean I I don't need I don't even say allegedly anymore.
2:49:56
She just did you. You don't have to say allegedly.
2:50:04
She is observably crazy. Observably is a great word for
2:50:09
it actually. Thank you, it's better.
2:50:11
I like that one because yeah, it still has an air of like it's
2:50:15
still an opinion. She she might not be crazy but
2:50:20
observably She crazy. Maybe if you got her in a room
2:50:28
and talk down, you know, talk to her down and got her on some
2:50:32
meds. Maybe she's not crazy, maybe
2:50:33
turn out, she absolutely fucking sane but I'm observing a lot of
2:50:39
fucking crazy. Oh, yeah.
2:50:41
Oh From all over these days, really?
2:50:49
People just be crazy. And you can't even say crazy.
2:50:53
They're like, I'm narrowed a virgin.
2:50:55
I'm like, yo, you're holding us that balloon.
2:50:59
Psychopathic crazy. Well, you're like, you're like,
2:51:02
you're like shiting on the sidewalk screaming.
2:51:05
I'm gonna kill the next motherfuking that goes by.
2:51:08
Neurodivergent. Yeah.
2:51:10
Well, something never Yeah. Well on the plus side though it
2:51:18
does seem like it's usually punching themselves in the face
2:51:22
and if you know what I mean and they're grabbing the first
2:51:25
person they see and trying to throw them through a train and
2:51:27
you're not, if you say they're crazy, you're being insensitive.
2:51:30
Look, she is Rainbow over the heart trying to bite her left
2:51:33
ear. Crazy.
2:51:35
Oh and if you say they're illegal oh my God Craig.
2:51:38
Do you know how many times this week I got called a fascist for
2:51:41
some of the clips I put up. Great and all my response is and
2:51:47
I think you might you might have an opinion about this.
2:51:50
I don't think Trump is nearly fascist enough for my liking
2:51:55
because you immediately pointed out how I would have frog.
2:51:58
March fucking what's her face and probably AOC just for the
2:52:01
hell of it. Pretend you didn't know Puerto
2:52:04
Rico was a fucking part of the us for one day and just a fuk
2:52:08
with her. Yeah.
2:52:11
Oh my God, my favorite. My favorite.
2:52:15
My favorite animal, not from Puerto Rico.
2:52:19
She's from New York. You think ignore all that.
2:52:21
For one day, we got confused. Just a frog, March them bitches
2:52:27
out the fucking State of the Union that would have been
2:52:29
piqued. Fascism for me.
2:52:32
Yeah, well I mean AOC doesn't even know that Cowboys are an
2:52:36
American thing. She thinks that like Black
2:52:39
people invented cow. She also didn't know that they,
2:52:42
it's like Spanish culture literally like, right.
2:52:47
She's only Hispanic. I know.
2:52:50
Well, and it's like, oh, you didn't know that like Mexican
2:52:53
culture is essentially a mix of like Remnant native cultures and
2:52:58
Spain. That's why they speak Spanish
2:53:02
AOC, I know wild concept. Now here's my question.
2:53:08
I always see. Do you think he Do you think
2:53:13
that doesn't come from Spain? Sam, and black people can't read
2:53:17
Democrats taught me a lot this week.
2:53:21
Oh man. Yeah that is that was just like
2:53:26
if you want to look at a fantastic demonstration of
2:53:30
racism looks like We it's wild to say such a thing.
2:53:34
The first thing I'm thinking is Sam's had black authors on the
2:53:38
show. How is that possible?
2:53:40
Oh well yeah, it's kind of strange because the last heard
2:53:43
they use the internet too. That's how you relate though.
2:53:48
He's like, he's like, yo, for real for real.
2:53:50
I'm dumb as shit, just like you. The same.
2:53:56
Well, he is dumb as shit. We give them that and then yeah,
2:54:00
that's the trick. Is there like yo, he be spitting
2:54:05
facts though. This motherfuker dumb as hell.
2:54:12
Oh he came to read all that's just like me.
2:54:17
Come, fuck on. Oh if He says this in a room.
2:54:21
It's not the full of random black people.
2:54:23
Either Sam, it's a room full of people who are notable black
2:54:29
historians. Yes yes no I know I know my
2:54:34
beautiful my response to himself full of educated men and he goes
2:54:39
I'm a 960 guy like you like yeah.
2:54:42
Yeah. It's literally some of the most
2:54:44
well-educated black people in America in a room and he's like
2:54:48
I'm retarded just like y'all. That's why we're the same.
2:54:52
My now, my response, my response.
2:54:56
If I were if I were in the room if I were the room I think about
2:55:00
it. The more I'm rooting for the
2:55:02
fucking guy. No but no back but my response
2:55:05
is, if I'm in the room, right? And he says, I can't read
2:55:09
either. I would be like, well, hold on
2:55:13
that explains. Why this shit why the state is
2:55:16
in such Dire Straits? This guy is the governor and he
2:55:20
can't even fucking read. So no, you remember when they
2:55:24
one of them said they couldn't use computers.
2:55:27
And my homie did the video where he's like a monkey crawling
2:55:30
around with a computer. Oh, you know, that guy.
2:55:32
Oh yeah, like I didn't know that.
2:55:35
That's awesome. Well, there was like three guys
2:55:40
that did it in the end and I know one of them that was going
2:55:42
around, it was at the laptop like up on the side.
2:55:47
Yeah, that's the guy. Yeah.
2:55:50
Yeah. He'll follow you on Twitter.
2:55:52
Um, that guy's cool as hell and I was just thinking, like, his
2:55:57
next viral hit could be the same thing with a book.
2:56:00
Yeah, what's this? Oh my God, a book.
2:56:09
Jesus Christ. Oh yeah.
2:56:11
See if he can get him to find that fucking ridiculously Tall
2:56:15
book and just get a picture of him.
2:56:16
Sharon down. It page one open. but, My used
2:56:23
one that they the one for the the meme on how to understand
2:56:26
women. I hope They go.
2:56:30
It's like going what he did, Sam.
2:56:32
I'm sorry to cut you off, but I got a really funny joke.
2:56:34
Well, he did is like going to Epstein Island, right?
2:56:39
And like, and like, pretty and pretending.
2:56:42
Yo, I'm just like y'all, I'm poor as hell.
2:56:47
Pretty much. I mean like I'll give him credit
2:56:51
for being funny. I was very funny.
2:56:54
The recorded very funny. The funny is part was how pissed
2:56:59
off that interviewer looked at him?
2:57:01
Yeah, well I mean you would fucking human.
2:57:05
Well I noticed that Gavin does that like what?
2:57:08
Like there have been a couple times for like he'll Gavin over
2:57:12
here? Oh yeah.
2:57:14
Oh man. Can you imagine when he gets the
2:57:17
Biden's age? I hope.
2:57:19
I hope your terms of absurdity though.
2:57:26
It's hard to top. Joe Biden pooping in front of
2:57:29
the Pope Important at the queen. Coming out of separate, coming
2:57:37
out in a different. Like the thing is He wasn't the
2:57:40
one who picked the suits, you know that for a fact somebody
2:57:44
else what you know what if we need a second suit, let's make
2:57:47
it a different color. So everyone fucking knows.
2:57:54
Right. Yeah.
2:57:56
That's funny was shaking nuggets out of his pant leg too.
2:58:01
Imagine. Sister, everybody looks it's Joe
2:58:12
Biden standing there with a big stupid smile on his face like a
2:58:16
toddler as when they shit themselves.
2:58:18
He learns the pope. He says, if you don't bless me,
2:58:21
then you ain't black. Oh, he Biden walks up to take
2:58:30
communion. He's like, let's, let's be
2:58:33
Father for I have shit. oh, So it's nice to have a president
2:58:44
that doesn't shit for the pope, right?
2:58:46
I kind of like that. It's, it's refreshing.
2:58:51
It's yeah, it wasn't refreshing if you were to pop, you know.
2:58:54
Well, you know, did he come with some presidential Febreze?
2:59:00
Well, and you gotta think too old people like, do like rabbit
2:59:05
poops. And so, like I'm wondering if
2:59:07
he's just like, he's probably shaking his pant leg, leave a
2:59:11
little Little chunky. Nugs talking out the bottom of
2:59:14
his fucking jeans unless she was an extra oval team that day and
2:59:18
it was coming out in the Stream. Right, when it's coming out. oh,
2:59:29
I I'm so hard. I actually went up off screen
2:59:33
for versa. yeah, I Queen's just like well, I never Well, he just
2:59:47
had enough of the ship, you know.
2:59:50
Well have Yeah, I was gonna I was gonna bring that up so the
2:59:56
pope shit in front of retired. Saying yeah.
3:00:03
Well. Sam sneezed and his screen froze
3:00:08
in the middle of it. It was awesome.
3:00:13
Where the the Pope? The Pope that retired was also a
3:00:18
full blown like Kami, too. So this is about having called
3:00:24
him. The antipope Yeah.
3:00:27
Yeah. The answer to her Pope although
3:00:33
I, I have to say this new pope has done some weird stuff, too.
3:00:38
like, I'm not saying the pope is It's it's a political of the
3:00:45
Pope really it's just that he is the character with high you know
3:00:51
like a high level of respectability. to wear it is
3:00:56
extremely Shit yourself, the Pope.
3:01:01
Eating. But it happened.
3:01:06
Yeah, it happened. That is the beauty of the
3:01:11
timeline that we slipped into somewhere around 2015.
3:01:15
Yeah, it's been It's been weird timeline has been interesting.
3:01:22
I often wonder what happened in the other one.
3:01:27
It would be the most is that we had competent games journals.
3:01:33
Oh my God. We did Sam.
3:01:37
They be implementing the scum Manifesto by now, we'd have a
3:01:42
young studs such as your shelf, and breeding camps.
3:01:45
Men would have no rights if Hillary had won.
3:01:48
Oh my God, it'd be terrible. Oh, wow.
3:01:52
In the clock. Abortions, if hell had one.
3:01:56
I would, I'd be dead. I'd be dead already.
3:01:59
I would have, I would have hung myself.
3:02:04
From. Ah, do it first.
3:02:06
That's a bit dramatic. I mean.
3:02:12
I would have been doing the same thing more or less of being a
3:02:16
like, snarky bich on the internet.
3:02:19
Well, well no, you wouldn't have because you would have because
3:02:24
you would have had information. That would have went to Hillary
3:02:26
Clinton's arrest, and then you would have liked You would have
3:02:30
drowned yourself in the shower standing up somehow or
3:02:34
something. Or something like yeah, it
3:02:37
happened to a turkey. It could happen to me Sam.
3:02:39
I don't know. well, I mean, or you could have shot or you could
3:02:46
have shot yourself in the head like You know, binary triggers,
3:02:52
right? Yeah.
3:02:54
Well yeah. I mean, you know what you're
3:03:00
talking about, your people who are so angry about binary this
3:03:03
that the other meaning to be non-binary.
3:03:07
Imagine things in a state of being triggered or not triggered
3:03:10
out of given time. Or is there like this a huge
3:03:13
spectrum of being triggered him between that is a good question.
3:03:19
Come on, Sam. We, we can't just be that
3:03:22
insensitive to Hillary Clinton. Surely.
3:03:25
Nobody would believe that there's a giant conspiracy
3:03:28
involving all the richest and most powerful people in the
3:03:32
world where they do whatever they want.
3:03:35
With impunity up to and including moving children around
3:03:39
the world for nefarious purposes of some vague.
3:03:42
Variety and sacrificing chickens, the mall luck, only a
3:03:46
stupid person. Like Alex Jones would believe
3:03:48
that. Oh I mean as we discover as as a
3:03:53
shared at the beginning of the show, in fact anyone that says
3:03:55
shit like that, you should sue them for 80 billion dollars you
3:04:00
know what was come to mind with that?
3:04:05
With Alex Jones, what happens if it is ever proven.
3:04:11
That even one. Of those children was an actor.
3:04:16
What happens? This point, you know, there's
3:04:20
all these shit you know, I'm sure he's flapping his arms
3:04:25
about that. Like what happens if It just
3:04:28
like one of the least one of them was a child actor.
3:04:32
Who was fucking up? Yeah.
3:04:34
Or else, the end, the twist at the end is that they were all
3:04:38
actors and that's because the actual children are still dead
3:04:42
because they got turned into jerky.
3:04:44
Oh my God. Bad, Max bad bad.
3:04:59
Fair that. That's gonna that's gonna get
3:05:03
clipped. by me for my own amusement, So now it is so now
3:05:13
we know that Max really hand on my heart if I can head.
3:05:16
Well, there you go. Oh, the Rings helped.
3:05:21
Yeah, I thought one of them. So now we know that.
3:05:23
So now we know it isn't on the max is a dog. so, A dog.
3:05:34
Well, because well because you got, you got a school like what?
3:05:41
Yeah. Yeah, he like he said that's
3:05:52
you. I've been like bad Sam and and
3:05:58
then it's like the other best one though is like with Sam is
3:06:01
to just be like ladies and then and then leave the screen with
3:06:05
only him up because He like it's when you first say it he gets a
3:06:13
little uncomfortable about it and then he gets into it and
3:06:16
he's like, yeah I know. That's not man right there.
3:06:20
Um, you must crippled swag into the club like a got like fucking
3:06:26
Rick Ross in 2007, Yeah, well I I do now.
3:06:34
You got that low rider wheelchair yet?
3:06:38
I I fucking subwoofers in the back.
3:06:42
And rims. Well that well that's gonna be
3:06:46
my next upgrade is rims. Oh no that goes.
3:06:49
Look who caraccia. I've been trying, I've been
3:06:53
trying to get that upgrade for because in the place.
3:06:56
Look, who caraccia is awesome. Yeah.
3:07:01
That's what Homer putting his car and his car was awesome.
3:07:04
Although I have to say, being able to being able to bleep out
3:07:10
swear words with the with the wheelchair horn, just for the
3:07:14
hell is always. But it's always funny as hell.
3:07:21
This is the kind of thing that pisses me off about modern
3:07:23
culture, man. It's like people want to ask
3:07:25
you. Oh, why you go to do certain
3:07:27
things? Because it's cool.
3:07:30
Oh, was explosion. Why is that cool?
3:07:35
I don't know cuz fucking explosions are cool.
3:07:40
They just look cool. You put them in the movie and
3:07:42
the things blow up and it's cool.
3:07:44
Why does everything have to have a million justification?
3:07:47
I mean, man, I mean, it's cool. And so yeah, the extra lens
3:07:51
flare and then kind of gets boring, well, by Michael Bay,
3:07:54
not withstanding. Okay.
3:07:56
It explosion. At all, is not a problem.
3:08:01
It's the fact that they don't like, it's only explosions.
3:08:05
Oh, it's novel and terms of their daily life.
3:08:08
It's certainly isn't something you expect.
3:08:10
I mean that, I mean, that's why I make.
3:08:12
That's why I make fun of Hillary Clinton is because it's cool.
3:08:17
I thought it was because there was explosions in all Well, that
3:08:22
too. I'm like tiktok and stuff and
3:08:29
it's always like for the boys. It's always such cool shit like
3:08:35
a frozen lake and they take like a rock or something and they
3:08:38
throw it on it and it makes the coolest fucking sound that
3:08:42
Echoes. Those videos are so cool.
3:08:45
Well yeah I mean shit half the time Craig comes on here.
3:08:48
Me and him are talking about like all the fucking cool
3:08:51
science boys. Shit you do where it's like
3:08:53
freezing stuff and liquid nitrogen.
3:08:57
Never gets old ever. although, Although I do have a I do have a
3:09:04
question about that too. So Craig were you forced to read
3:09:12
any books by that were published by McGraw-Hill?
3:09:18
Growing up. Oh yeah, thanks so pretty sure
3:09:25
actually. Well, I just People.
3:09:32
They were like the main publisher of textbooks.
3:09:34
Yeah. Yeah.
3:09:35
There's the Grand Hotel textbooks but I'm like you know
3:09:38
on the book cart. I think they're a couple that
3:09:40
are on there too. Well I well I designed funny
3:09:43
because they were there in the Epstein files.
3:09:47
Yeah, yeah makes sense. so so yeah, like like three
3:09:53
generations have been In darkness, brainwashed by Insane.
3:10:00
Pedophile, Communists know that's crazy shit.
3:10:03
Sam. Only oh, I mean.
3:10:11
I mean yeah. Child that Yeah, that's all.
3:10:15
That's all another thing. Next, you're gonna tell me
3:10:18
they're putting chemicals in the water to turn in the friggin
3:10:20
frogs gay and come on. My favorite part about that is
3:10:25
from one paper. yeah, I mean that's the thing is the study
3:10:33
was that an area where they were, overusing a particular
3:10:38
pesticide The frogs because they're hermaphroditic, we're
3:10:42
getting the signals. Their memorial signals to change
3:10:48
sex. So they were putting chemicals
3:10:53
in the water that we're turning the friggin frogs gay.
3:10:55
I'm just saying it wasn't putting it in the drinking water
3:10:58
but there was certainly putting it in the runoff See you leave
3:11:03
it to his Science Guy like checking on all up, but I'm
3:11:08
saying it sounds an awful lot, like they were putting chemicals
3:11:12
in the water. And they were turning the
3:11:15
freaking frogs gay. I'm sick.
3:11:17
This crap. Look like this is where, you
3:11:21
know, as Scientists, I'm happy that he's doing.
3:11:25
Hilarious science. Communication.
3:11:27
I'm a little bit frustrated. That then means everybody.
3:11:31
Turns to his hysterics whenever it comes time to actually
3:11:34
discuss the issue. Yeah, that's like it's like
3:11:39
imagine if he's sitting there ranting about how the Canadians
3:11:42
are putting shit in the water. To make the kids kill
3:11:45
themselves. Well and then later what Alex
3:11:50
Jones, all of the shit he has said and then a bunch of other
3:11:53
shit. That is probably not true, too.
3:11:56
Out Jones said everything you could possibly say to be honest.
3:11:59
Like, you know, Wildcat I used to watch numbers.
3:12:04
That's what I want to be doing. That, that would be hilarious
3:12:08
and I'm just saying a lot of people today if he was the
3:12:12
announcer. A lot of people owe him and
3:12:15
apology. Not me.
3:12:21
I still think he's crazy but that doesn't mean that I ever
3:12:25
said he was wrong, just that he's crazy.
3:12:28
It is a lot of it is a character.
3:12:30
Yeah, it is relate to that. So Sam, who the fuck does a
3:12:35
character on their fucking content?
3:12:37
That's so stupid. Mmm, I mean, nobody nobody that.
3:12:42
I nobody that I know So it's it's not like we it's not like
3:12:51
we things up for entertainment value, who the fuck does that?
3:12:56
And entertainment. Nobody know, nobody and that's
3:13:01
why entertainment sucks Sam. Yeah, just entertain me.
3:13:07
It just sucks. Calling you all out.
3:13:11
Entertainers. Well, a lot of it does suck,
3:13:18
you're not. Sad.
3:13:22
Where is Vaudeville Sam? We have to bring back Vaudeville
3:13:27
you and I we're gonna do it. We're gonna me and you are gonna
3:13:30
have Vaudeville 2. That would be, that would be
3:13:35
great. We already got the name dude
3:13:38
Sam. And Max is the most Vaudeville
3:13:41
comedy duo fucking shit. You could come up with And if
3:13:44
it's just it was it was an accident.
3:13:48
You were born Sam. I'm a Max.
3:13:50
Is we came together at one point.
3:13:52
Salmon Max. Yeah, I believe the crazy
3:13:58
rabbit. You're obviously the dog in the
3:14:00
trench coat. Yes.
3:14:06
That was that was a good that was a great game.
3:14:08
That was a great game series too game and the television show was
3:14:12
a banger. I went back and watched dude,
3:14:16
salmon Max. The Saturday morning cartoon
3:14:18
show, they did is way better than I even thought it was.
3:14:22
It's, I was dying laughing. Oh that.
3:14:26
Oh, that's right. They didn't make a show out.
3:14:29
Yeah, I vaguely remembered it. So, I went and watched it and I
3:14:33
went to watch one episode because I was like, yeah.
3:14:35
I think that show might have been funny and I was like, oh my
3:14:37
God. Yeah, that was funny to like 10
3:14:40
year old me, but dear Lord. It was a way funny or to a grown
3:14:44
up that got the jokes. Good stuff.
3:14:50
Yeah, I wouldn't, I would imagine.
3:14:52
And I'm okay with being an insane bunny.
3:14:55
I don't like that. And I mean, you do look like a
3:14:59
Noir detective, dog type character if you were a cartoon.
3:15:03
So I think it works. well, yeah, if you're a pathic bunny, dog in
3:15:09
a trench coat Yeah, that works. Pretty much the energy of this
3:15:16
show. And we got a robot see where one
3:15:19
up on them. We got a fucking robot and a
3:15:22
Jewish doctor. Well, well, allegedly Jewish.
3:15:30
Doctor you're alleging now. What's the allegation?
3:15:36
Well, I'm not. Well, I'm not our our guest from
3:15:40
this, stop past monday. Show was allegedly, was alleging
3:15:44
that I told you. He sent me an email and he said
3:15:46
that that guy killed himself. Yeah.
3:15:51
Sure, what? That's what the email says.
3:15:55
I don't know, you know, said to kill who, I just I just booked
3:16:00
the guests. Sam.
3:16:02
I don't know what I mean. He said you're a stalker.
3:16:05
What's that? Why are you stalking people,
3:16:07
Sam? I mean I mean I I never I never
3:16:13
even heard of that I guess like prior to you booking him so I
3:16:17
don't know. That sounds an awful lot like
3:16:19
what a stalker would say. I mean I I ever heard of nobody,
3:16:27
I don't know anything. Yeah, I'm on you.
3:16:31
You're talking this Maxi sand guy.
3:16:39
I mean all his posts. I mean, I tweeting.
3:16:47
I mean I have stalk him now because he you know killed
3:16:51
himself allegedly she started man into suicide.
3:16:55
Sam, what's he doing? We're gonna get sued.
3:16:59
I mean, I mean I I didn't do anything.
3:17:02
You kicked him off the show. Yeah, yeah.
3:17:05
Yeah. Because Yeah.
3:17:09
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
3:17:16
Get an email if you killed himself.
3:17:19
Well. I don't know.
3:17:21
I don't know how this shit where I do.
3:17:23
I look like I'm an expert in anything.
3:17:27
Yeah, yes. Oh, you're asking for it?
3:17:33
Clearly, I'm a legal expert. It's so yeah.
3:17:38
Well, so you looked strong out like that.
3:17:45
I'd be okay with it. Like oh, you're losing your hair
3:17:49
from Hell. While you're doing in court.
3:17:50
Sounds great. I don't know, there's these
3:17:53
weirdos they're always getting mad and I'm just like, they
3:17:57
should like chill out. Listen to some cool music or
3:17:59
something, you know, I've been like, I mean, you might have
3:18:03
seen this Sam, a Class A couple of days.
3:18:04
I've been jamming out to three eleven.
3:18:07
Well, Emily coloring energy. That's just dope right?
3:18:12
Yeah yeah. Oh yeah, shit, right there.
3:18:18
Hey, he's got chill out. Look, I'm walking 30 miles in
3:18:22
the snow Sam. Uphill both ways.
3:18:27
Barefoot. Butt, booty naked.
3:18:30
Except for my shorts. I mean.
3:18:37
What. Yeah, I mean you're super
3:18:39
committed that you're super committed to the show, in that
3:18:42
case, snow rain. Acid rain, one of them blood
3:18:49
rains like in Hell. I will be here, God damn it.
3:18:54
I mean, geez, the I mean, geez, the environment and New York is
3:18:58
really what in that in Massachusetts is really bad.
3:19:02
That if it's, if it's raining, what to call me a New Yorker for
3:19:07
the second time this year, I I call him, I caught myself.
3:19:12
I know. What you mean?
3:19:15
You're not in New York know. Never have been.
3:19:20
That's the worst accusation anyone else dare you?
3:19:27
New Yorker. Good Lord.
3:19:30
I don't want my name, smeared like that, okay?
3:19:34
Well, on the payment New York. Yes, even he has to qualify it,
3:19:43
you don't want to just be a New Yorker.
3:19:47
Yeah well yeah, well nobody does with uh with so with Zoran at
3:19:51
the helm right now ones are all gone.
3:19:54
Anyway Yeah, and and the rest of the Smart Ones, wish they were.
3:20:00
But for whatever reason they can't, yeah, that's the other
3:20:03
thing is like, it's in some cases you're just like ah but
3:20:07
it's the center of like the whole Northeast.
3:20:11
It's not like like I don't like New York but I can't not do
3:20:14
business with New York businesses, you know?
3:20:18
Yeah, that's true. The whole fucking supply chain
3:20:22
comes out of New York for the whole area.
3:20:26
Yeah. There's always New Yorkers
3:20:28
driving around, especially Truckers.
3:20:32
Maybe wearing their Yankees garbage.
3:20:34
At least you can spot them. You can spot them by them,
3:20:38
disgusting Yankee, hats. Tell you, tell us how you really
3:20:46
feel about the Yankees. Oh, it's not the team, it's
3:20:51
their fans. Well, that the fans of the
3:20:54
Yankees. Yeah.
3:20:55
The team's fine. They just play baseball,
3:20:57
whatever. Yeah.
3:20:59
Well, I mean that's how I feel about the Raiders being a
3:21:02
Broncos fan, so yeah. I I get, I get that.
3:21:06
Yeah. Mets fan.
3:21:13
For example, it's just Yankee fans.
3:21:16
Yeah. Well well really our assholes.
3:21:23
Yeah, yeah. Well to be fair most jankies
3:21:26
fans that I've met are ass holes.
3:21:29
So yeah. Now me too me too.
3:21:32
But like I admit it. I'm I'm real with it.
3:21:37
I'm kind of an asshole Sam. I mean not me but like yeah,
3:21:45
just in general. You can just use you, stalking a
3:21:49
guy. So I got I think so yeah I mean
3:21:52
yeah you usually have stocking a guy who you played.
3:21:59
As a character that's yeah, that's purely speculation.
3:22:03
At this point, I've not seen any evidence of that.
3:22:08
I mean you could you can go back and watch like this past, you
3:22:13
know, this past my main shadow guy looked completely, he had
3:22:17
his hair up. And he was wearing like a, have
3:22:21
you ever seen me wear a button-down shirt?
3:22:25
Um, don't answer that. Yeah, out of court.
3:22:32
Know. I, Not.
3:22:37
To my own question. Go ahead.
3:22:41
Yes. Rollin Sustained sustained.
3:22:48
Yes, yeah, yeah. See I I've had to go to court
3:22:52
now for Not. For anything suspicious and why?
3:23:02
yeah, that's because well, I heard that's because you're
3:23:06
Suing 30 Anonymous internet users for saying, um, but here
3:23:11
you, you wheelchair smells funny.
3:23:17
Ah, no, I don't. I don't really is a really a
3:23:21
serious accusation of it does. I mean, I mean, I'm, I'm always,
3:23:26
I'm always saying, well, I'm always saying one guy.
3:23:29
Okay. That's good.
3:23:32
See, is it Anonymous internet user?
3:23:36
Those are the best kind of lawsuits.
3:23:38
Yes. Based.
3:23:42
Um, Yeah. And and I, and I'm hoping that
3:23:50
like And I'm hoping I can get like a huge settlement from this
3:23:57
anonymous. So don't use it.
3:23:59
Yeah. Or huge payout.
3:24:04
Apparently, she made me a psychopathic bunny. well, that
3:24:12
that's awesome. I mean, I mean, I do look I've
3:24:17
been accepted into the bunny Army this year so that was
3:24:21
pretty cool. I conversed with the king.
3:24:25
I talked about all this on the show, right?
3:24:27
I talked to the king of the bunnies and like the primary
3:24:30
Emissary that I've been going through his number 13 but that's
3:24:34
his name. And so like Through this
3:24:37
process, I've been ingratiated into the bunny community.
3:24:43
And I've learned a lot. So, how's that work?
3:24:46
Do you just have to make sure you Like really pinch it when
3:24:50
you go so you can give out pellets or what.
3:24:54
You gotta eat lettuce. Or grass, but like, I don't
3:24:58
really like grass, so, let us know.
3:25:01
I don't think anybody particularly prefers black
3:25:03
grass. Yeah, I would hope, you know,
3:25:06
it's not very good. There are some homeless
3:25:09
citations to you might suspect would for tuna.
3:25:12
But, And she made salmon to a dog and a trench coat, but it
3:25:17
didn't generate any pants on him.
3:25:19
So it looks like he's got the flash, everybody. just, Beat it
3:25:32
up a little bit. Well, hey, he always says he
3:25:35
likes podcasting with no pants on, so it's kind of just being
3:25:39
accurate. Well, this makes certain
3:25:44
assumptions about three of the four of us here, doesn't.
3:25:50
Um, well, you know, well, I, you know, I, I've never, I've never
3:25:54
seen anyone on the fake and hide the podcast wearing pants.
3:25:59
That's what I'm wearing pants on stream to be, to be fair, to be
3:26:03
fair. I've never seen anyone on the
3:26:05
fake and hard podcast. She regenerates another picture
3:26:10
and it puts them in the wheelchair.
3:26:14
Still no pants. It's just destined to be.
3:26:17
Now, I have a question about prompt your user.
3:26:21
Does it perhaps specified that he is cancels?
3:26:28
I don't know. I think, I think it just should
3:26:30
to me seemed to indicate that he would not have pants and the
3:26:35
output Rock face seems to think okay, that Sam shouldn't wear
3:26:41
pants. I can't control that she can't.
3:26:45
I hold. No, thank you.
3:26:48
I can test this. I will go to xda.com.
3:26:53
I like the one with no pants better.
3:26:55
I will go to Supergirl and I will type in when it says asking
3:26:58
anything. Should Sam wear pants?
3:27:03
Super grumpy? This is a good question.
3:27:06
Yeah let's see. I put a period not a question.
3:27:08
Well, it'll figure it out. Yes, Sam should wear pants.
3:27:14
Boom, basically every documented public appearance photo meeting
3:27:18
including oh, world leaders. And even his own posts, he does
3:27:24
wear them usually jeans. Trousers of soup pants that she
3:27:27
critiques exists. Some says her too tight or the
3:27:31
proportions are off, but the Baseline expectation of pants is
3:27:34
consistently met. The closest we've seen to no
3:27:37
pants territory, as an AI generated shirtless firefighter,
3:27:40
pick each year. The demo cheeps, image tools,
3:27:44
ABS Christmas lights. The whole calendar model Vine.
3:27:47
Which got roasted online but even there the generated virgin
3:27:51
presumably still had lower half coverage firefighter pants.
3:27:55
No real life. Yeah, no, no real life, evidence
3:28:04
of him going, full command over Kilt, only exists in the record.
3:28:08
So unless this is a very specific hypothetical about heat
3:28:11
wave of Blizzard Heatwave of bizarre boardroom beer or a new
3:28:15
energy, efficient human training protocol where pants are deemed
3:28:19
to Cal a team? No pants.
3:28:22
Yeah, pants they on society and probably the openai dress code.
3:28:27
Thanks him for it. Now, it seems to think that your
3:28:30
Sam Altman because it has mentioned chat, GPT, and open
3:28:35
AI. Well, okay, maybe you need to
3:28:40
say should Samuel wear pants Sam?
3:28:43
Let's go. I'm gonna do it.
3:28:49
It's only because he thought you were founder of the AI company.
3:28:53
Maybe if you're on a podcast, And you start a fresh chat.
3:29:00
Same with fieldwork pants. Question, mark.
3:29:08
This one, I got. Yes, Sam Whitfield should wear
3:29:12
pants at least in most Concepts. Perfectly visible, Sam.
3:29:17
At Sam, W underscore NBC appears fully dressed during his
3:29:22
podcast, episodes live streams, and general online presence.
3:29:25
So, it's there or otherwise, there's no evidence of him
3:29:28
going, cancel us and any notable the master.
3:29:33
No viral Kilt phase? No, no pants streams, no
3:29:37
philosophical anti trouser Manifesto.
3:29:39
That's not even true. That's not the only.
3:29:42
The only semi relevant like it is underwear.
3:29:46
That's the only joke, the only relevant is broken like he only
3:29:53
asking cohorts both Morpheus no pants work and a light-hearted
3:29:58
exchange, random old one-liners about pants being terrified or
3:30:02
her drunk Sam on the floor, with no pants about these read, like,
3:30:11
Not a lifestyle declaration, bottom line.
3:30:13
Pain variant attended unless Sam was secretly conducting.
3:30:18
All his Atwood Field Report episodes in just the hoodie and
3:30:22
Vibes which would honestly make for legendary content.
3:30:25
Pants Remain. The safe professional and
3:30:28
probably legally advisable choice.
3:30:31
Especially when appearing on camera with guests like Craig
3:30:34
bunting. That's funny.
3:30:38
He isn't ready for now that you Know pants is the answer.
3:30:51
The bot is working with the Jewish guy.
3:30:53
Clearly, we knew this was coming.
3:30:57
Oh man. No, I just love my ass out like
3:31:02
that, I think, I think I realized why did it doesn't know
3:31:05
you did a bunch of streams like that, right?
3:31:07
Like, I'm not saying you you were like in shorts and she, I'm
3:31:11
not like what you were drinking and having fallen on the show a
3:31:16
certain period. It was a little less structured.
3:31:21
I know it's hard to believe that it is now Yeah.
3:31:25
And you would just kind of go a while, so like has Sam appeared
3:31:29
on camera with no pants. Oh yeah, dick was out or nothing
3:31:35
but yeah, some shorts on and he was like, it's hot out here in
3:31:39
Florida and I'm drunk. Oh yeah, I remember I remember
3:31:45
that extreme. Now, you literally said that.
3:31:51
Yeah. I I remember that.
3:31:54
Yeah. It was way Wilder, when we were
3:31:59
not on stream that one time. Yeah.
3:32:04
Oh yeah. I remember that too.
3:32:07
Sam was doing all kinds of crazy drinking.
3:32:09
He said, This will be in the same convo.
3:32:19
At least he has the contacts. The Rocks.
3:32:21
Gonna start thinking Craig's gay It didn't mention me this time
3:32:30
though. Yeah, but it's like why is this
3:32:33
guy keep asking why other men wear pants and should wear
3:32:38
pants? And from all the evidence he
3:32:43
already does Max and co-host with Whitfield report alongside
3:32:47
Samuel building occasionally Morpheus as zero public record
3:32:50
of ditching, trousers on screen, and clips or anywhere else that
3:32:54
matters. It's so mentioning pants are
3:32:58
almost entirely mundane complaining out, hard to find
3:33:01
tall sizes. Don't historical figures are
3:33:04
hypotheticals example, nuns and pants Biden, pooping his pants
3:33:08
and dementia bit. Random old burns like calling
3:33:11
someone baldy McPhee pants. Classic, 2019, era, X Warfare.
3:33:16
No streams with the camera clips.
3:33:18
Suspiciously low note. Oops, no pants submissions.
3:33:22
No recurring Commando King memes from the audience or co-hosts,
3:33:26
the Whitfield report crew roast each other relentlessly yet.
3:33:30
This particular topic, never serves as a running gag.
3:33:33
Well, to late that, well, anything the only stream It's
3:33:42
late chaos about orbit seems to be ancient.
3:33:45
He hear pants and other people not self-reflective wardrobe,
3:33:50
multiple things, verdicts pants, are firmly in play from Max,
3:33:54
he's a husband, father, and equal opportunity of Fedders
3:33:58
shows up dressed like a normal human for podcasting.
3:34:01
No need for an interview intervention for emergency
3:34:05
joggers. Here.
3:34:08
But Max Society had probably FCC.
3:34:13
Adjacent platforms. Thanks you.
3:34:15
There are secret code. It's a secretly code for
3:34:19
something else. Many, many instances of my ass
3:34:25
on the internet, legitimately just on the streams.
3:34:30
I've had in the last year because like, I hit my head,
3:34:34
that this one with Field Report I fucking hit my head.
3:34:38
Yeah, fucking pipe here. And I fell down with my butt
3:34:41
crack out and I farted I think I got a little concussed.
3:34:49
I'm not gonna lie. That's what happens when you
3:34:54
told. Yeah, that is true.
3:34:57
It's just I don't know. Another time was when she when
3:35:03
me and her were playing the game, Charlie Murder.
3:35:05
I got a short of this and and we're playing, we're playing
3:35:10
this game and there's like a PVP Arena.
3:35:12
It's a beat him up and it's the first time in the game.
3:35:15
It's ever been to fight each other.
3:35:17
Well okay we're having a fight, it was a good fight.
3:35:20
It was back and forth down to like the last hit and I turned
3:35:23
around and threw a fucking ninja sword in her face and she lost
3:35:26
and she she was like and I just laughed like, yeah.
3:35:31
And she pushed me in this chair and it's kind of a He's got a
3:35:35
weak chair. So it was like, oh, and I fell
3:35:39
And my butt crack was out then too.
3:35:44
But it was too funny for me. Like, what am I gonna do?
3:35:46
You delete it. Oh, people, like anybody's
3:35:49
looking at it. I thought it was funny.
3:35:55
That, that is pretty. That is pretty funny.
3:36:13
so anyway, you rock their I asked if that if that fake ident
3:36:21
should stop smoking. Why?
3:36:25
I, I don't know. I I just be one of them.
3:36:30
Little guys, I have to fucking rain in What's the business of
3:36:34
yours? Everybody else's habits?
3:36:37
well, you asked Rock I should wear hands, so Yeah, cuz I well
3:36:42
I I literally met, I didn't ask rock that. first of all, second
3:36:49
of all, I was referring to the little cartoon character that
3:36:54
she created and it is funny without pants.
3:36:58
Yeah. Yeah.
3:36:59
That I made up a stream. Where you were, pantsless in my
3:37:05
head and thought it was funny. And then told people about what,
3:37:09
two streams where my butt cracks out.
3:37:13
So, I'm pretty sure you're up on me in this.
3:37:18
Yeah. so, Sure, I come out the bad end on honestly.
3:37:26
Well, you know, here you go. Okay, you see it.
3:37:29
Let's see, make it a cartoon and she even left the pants on you.
3:37:36
Yeah. Ah that's not, that's not bad.
3:37:40
Yeah, I just thought it was funny.
3:37:41
Its original iteration did not have pants on.
3:37:45
And so he looked like he was gonna flash everybody.
3:37:52
Should Sam wear pants? That's up to Sam as was my
3:37:57
answer. Usually, I usually I do wear
3:38:02
pants. Let's let's yeah.
3:38:07
See this was able to just thought it was funny but he had
3:38:11
no pants on. He looks like he's about to
3:38:13
flash everybody. And I was basically saying no
3:38:16
that's probably not the best version of Sam as a cartoon that
3:38:20
we should put out there where he's the Flasher Although, very
3:38:24
funny. Yeah, that is.
3:38:27
That is very funny. that's, All right, I feel like we would not
3:38:34
be the crime for you to be a flasher.
3:38:39
For multiple reasons. Like one is like you're so
3:38:47
handsome that they will recognize you instantly.
3:38:51
Let's see on this weekly identifiable that way.
3:38:55
Well, Sam. You.
3:38:59
Changed tablets. What do you mean by that?
3:39:05
Okay. I just You're gonna have a hard
3:39:12
time getting away as a flasher in a wheelchair. well, yeah,
3:39:17
that is, these are images of Sam Woodfield wearing pants. well,
3:39:26
geez, that that's That's thorough, huh?
3:39:31
Yeah, that that is that. That is very thorough.
3:39:39
All so that doesn't help. All of that doesn't even look
3:39:43
like me. Like I said, you've changed
3:39:45
tablets. The best pictures of Sam is what
3:39:51
he's posted about outside. Eddie's like, got that Big Grid
3:39:55
on his face like yeah. Even I'm outside, what are you
3:39:59
doing? Yeah.
3:40:02
I like he he moggs on the fucking inside cells.
3:40:08
Yeah. You're more of that, boys.
3:40:12
Tell them, it's just to get out the fucking house.
3:40:16
What are you doing? Well, to be fair, it is, it is
3:40:20
kind of snow and part of the country.
3:40:22
Although there's five feet of snow on the ground, Sam, and I'm
3:40:26
out there walking What's what's everybody's excuse?
3:40:31
You can't touch grass, I can't touch Grass either.
3:40:34
It's under five feet of snow, but I'm still trying.
3:40:40
That's true. I got holes in the shoes, the
3:40:45
size of like, I don't know, like fucking Palm.
3:40:50
Yeah, I yeah, walking barefoot. That's the thing is I'm A like,
3:40:56
I don't know. I walk Barefoot a lot.
3:41:01
Yeah, walking barefoot. Should Max saying where shoes
3:41:05
probably does? He not always.
3:41:12
Yeah, like that. I don't have to search anymore.
3:41:16
That's right, I'm I'm faster than the AI with this shit, you
3:41:20
know, is he wearing pants? That's up to Sam.
3:41:24
It's is Max go into her shoes. Not if you make a yeah, if you
3:41:30
tell me, I have to fuck that shit.
3:41:33
I'm going, oh, You heard him. Fuck that shit now.
3:41:38
Okay. Sam should be comfortable.
3:41:41
And happy and healthy and uh, rich.
3:41:48
Well, that I agree with. Yeah.
3:41:56
I don't know, there's not even a joke in that, right?
3:41:59
Yeah, I was trying to search for one and that I was like, rich, I
3:42:03
guess is the joke, because that would be fun.
3:42:06
But that, but it's not all that funny.
3:42:08
Yeah. 10. Just follow them around doing
3:42:17
whatever he says, you know, like 10 hours.
3:42:23
And they'd be called Sammy's Angels.
3:42:24
Oh my God. That was that's that sounds like
3:42:30
the idea for like a TV show or something.
3:42:32
I know. And the boy there was a
3:42:35
president for that somewhere in the literature.
3:42:38
There's a training thinking of the attacking the president
3:42:42
Angels let's go. Anywhere, there is a trans
3:42:50
terrorists. Sammy's angels are there to stop
3:42:53
the Oh yeah, biological ladies. That's a thing is one.
3:43:04
Big test is. If you can be Sammy's, Angel is
3:43:07
if you're trans know. That is that?
3:43:11
Yeah that is that is that is very like, it's a simple test.
3:43:15
It's very simple test. It's the it's the Michelle Obama
3:43:19
Cup in your hand test. Oh no.
3:43:28
Oh, did you see that? speaking of speaking of friends,
3:43:33
did you see that their father that they're flipping out
3:43:36
because they're they're trying to get Silence of the Lambs I
3:43:42
don't know like what they're trying to do because you mad
3:43:45
about a movie from fucking 1991 or whatever.
3:43:49
Yeah. Yes, little, yes.
3:43:51
Little. Yeah, what do they?
3:43:53
Yeah. Is it, because they think
3:43:55
they're Buffalo. Bill me too. yes too, I agree
3:44:00
100% based, trainees thinking that they all look like Buffalo
3:44:05
Bill to me, Yes. And there there are offended by,
3:44:09
they're offended by that. To, which I would say they have,
3:44:12
they have the right to be offended.
3:44:15
But that doesn't make any less Shadow.
3:44:17
Ask the question, do you think there is a case for puberty
3:44:19
blockers? For Trans kids?
3:44:21
No, no. Period, and that's right.
3:44:27
I think it should be a crime to do that. they're trying to
3:44:31
tattoo a kid, very few instances where giving hormone blockers to
3:44:38
Children is appropriate and always do.
3:44:44
I think there are instances were puberty blockers are called for
3:44:48
absolutely. That's what they were created
3:44:50
for is a trans kid. One of them in my humble
3:44:53
opinion. Absolutely fucking not. well,
3:44:56
you know, you and Thank you. Now.
3:45:01
What your kid and dressing getting made fun of and beat up.
3:45:04
That's your business but fucking puberty blockers.
3:45:07
I think that that is like I believe that level of
3:45:12
expectation of consent. Where a parent or Guardian is
3:45:18
supposed to like guard them from things that they can't consent
3:45:22
to, because they're a child. And so, I think this violates
3:45:26
that in the most fundamental way possible, Well yeah, I would
3:45:30
fall. I would vary with that.
3:45:32
Yeah but I'm just some retard on the internet.
3:45:36
So what do I know? There's the counter argument.
3:45:40
I said a funny thing is the trans activist has exactly the
3:45:44
same credentials. Also, the second part of the
3:45:48
question, wait, until they're 18.
3:45:50
I think it I think it should be treated as a mental illness.
3:45:54
So no. I think it's a mental illness,
3:45:58
not something we call and I think there was results speak
3:46:01
for the self because the students we should just skip the
3:46:06
part where we pay for it. You know what to do that to
3:46:10
their bodies? Oh sure insane asylum I think
3:46:14
that that's fair except they pay for it.
3:46:17
So many of them taking these fucking hormone medications,
3:46:20
actually become a danger to society and I'm not full on
3:46:23
libertarian and I think that we should be using more red flag
3:46:27
laws, like we should have used for the Pawtucket fagot and and
3:46:32
I don't care. I don't care that that's gonna
3:46:34
set somebody. This man shot up the place I
3:46:37
used to play hockey. I hope Hell is Hot, bro.
3:46:41
I am right there. I am right there with you.
3:46:43
You'd get no respect for me. I'm not gonna pretend to play
3:46:47
your fucking games. So yeah, when there's people
3:46:49
that are taking these medications that are clearly
3:46:52
having psychological effects I think it is in society's
3:46:56
interest to talk about it. It's not just their business.
3:46:58
I'm not a Libertarian, I'm not so certain that it's The meds
3:47:03
have in the impact there. I think it's more likely that
3:47:07
it's the affirmation of everyone around them in their life and
3:47:10
then what I just really easy to just point to the meds and say
3:47:16
look they take these meds and they do this.
3:47:18
You're right. It's easy to do that and I think
3:47:20
that's that's the issue. That's that's all I want.
3:47:24
Look I I am demanding safety law and order Yes.
3:47:28
Crying out against both the left and the right pendulum goes on
3:47:36
that because if you then ban the medication instead of the
3:47:39
specific use for it which is the easier path, that a politician
3:47:43
would go down. then you deny, every person with every child
3:47:48
with precocious puberty access to life-saving healthcare, which
3:47:53
I think, is, if that's the part where you it's, I know you're
3:47:55
not, you know, you're not making that argument, but you can see
3:47:57
where That's where politician jumps on.
3:48:00
How about I don't care. Is that a good response?
3:48:05
Yeah. You don't have to.
3:48:08
Exactly. I'm sick of people telling me
3:48:11
that I do, That's what it is. I know I don't care the safety.
3:48:17
My fucking Community is starting to matter a lot more than that,
3:48:20
shit to me. Who's shooting it politically
3:48:26
motivated in my back fucking yard, dude.
3:48:32
Yep. Yeah, and and, and technically,
3:48:35
because the MIT Professor counts as a separate incident And
3:48:40
across the country too and across the country and across
3:48:44
the world and it's not coming from just the left because all.
3:48:47
So I have a problem with a lot of the anti-semitic terrorist
3:48:51
attacks occurring in my fucking country too.
3:48:54
Oh, yeah. And frankly, I just went off a
3:48:57
little bit and I'm serious about this.
3:48:59
The people that attack will stance was car should be fucking
3:49:02
charged with felony crimes. Yeah.
3:49:07
I'm sick of this shit and I got libertarian and I don't mean to
3:49:11
take it out on you. Craig.
3:49:12
That's you're not the four five. Yeah.
3:49:14
You're not even understand that you're directing this and
3:49:18
someone that's not me. I get it keep going.
3:49:20
It's just it's just experience that.
3:49:24
Tell me, it's always feel. Yeah.
3:49:27
Well, they sit there and they tell me all the time.
3:49:29
Oh well, you're gonna do this and you gotta do that, they have
3:49:32
all their fucking shape. Look, I'm a regular fucking
3:49:36
working class. Dad living in a working class
3:49:38
fucking area and these are the concerns that I have.
3:49:41
You know what? They tell me your concerns don't
3:49:43
fucking matter to us. Okay.
3:49:46
Oh well that just means they're assholes.
3:49:49
Well know it it's it's what everybody keeps saying because
3:49:52
what we're concerned about and my wife could even second this
3:49:56
she's may not speaking strongly in the same terms but like she's
3:50:00
worried that something could happen to you know us our
3:50:03
children in the our community. These are more visceral
3:50:08
concerns, then your goddamn right to fucking be an asshole.
3:50:16
You're right to fucking and yet touching you.
3:50:19
And yet touching the law, all that fucking libertarian.
3:50:22
Garbage is starting to matter a lot less because the people that
3:50:25
use that are literally using it to commit violence and excuse
3:50:29
the shit from both sides. That's my piece with
3:50:32
Libertarians is that they're shit is being used as a
3:50:35
justification for all this shit. I completely, I completely
3:50:39
agree. And from them, it's over.
3:50:49
Freaking yeah, that's that's the party for everybody.
3:50:51
That's the ideology of the lifetime that's gonna appeal to
3:50:55
the fucking working class, parents out there, right?
3:50:59
You fucking break. Yeah.
3:51:02
Sorry, I'm so sorry. It's been I walked a long way.
3:51:06
Now I I understand and it's kind of pumpkin our anyway.
3:51:13
There's there's fucking blood on the ice rink.
3:51:17
I grew up playing hockey at Now, I am tired of people telling me.
3:51:22
Well, we can't do anything about it, okay?
3:51:25
I'm gonna keep telling you with the fucking problem is, And then
3:51:28
everybody says this is why we can't do it and I just say, I
3:51:31
don't fucking care. Well, I well into those people,
3:51:37
I was saying if, if these are the reason why we can't do it,
3:51:41
then you saw the solution to make it so that we can. do it,
3:51:47
so, I take it real seriously, these people are gone taken
3:51:53
before their time for no fucking reason out of some political
3:51:57
suicidal, insane online, especially bulshit Yeah. well,
3:52:06
into the into the person in chat, the reason why people
3:52:11
think that there's a You know, a connection.
3:52:17
Is because I just told you right down the road from me a trans
3:52:22
person. Killed a bunch of people in the
3:52:24
fucking hockey rink. I grew up at, that's why I think
3:52:27
there's a fucking connection. Well, there you have it.
3:52:31
And I and I've said, and I've said the same thing because a
3:52:36
lot of the, a lot of the high-profile ones are so, I'm
3:52:41
not a fucking claim to be an expert on politics quite the
3:52:44
opposite. I am a person that is sick and
3:52:47
tired of my entire adult life and I'm older than a lot of the
3:52:51
people telling me just to chill out, by the way, by a lot.
3:52:54
And I've been active in politics longer than every single one of
3:52:57
them. I've been done trying to make my
3:53:01
voice heard and sometimes it works and sometimes it does not.
3:53:05
Okay. But the one thing that I learned
3:53:08
is that the people trying to tell you well we go we can't do
3:53:11
that. So you should just stop saying
3:53:12
it or the enemy literally the enemy.
3:53:18
You should express your needs as a citizen of this fucking
3:53:21
country. And it doesn't you don't have to
3:53:25
be the guy to figure out how it all works.
3:53:28
Everybody keeps trying to expect that out of me when I make these
3:53:32
opinions. That's I am not running for any
3:53:34
office. Why should I have to do that?
3:53:38
I'm telling you, I don't want people shooting up my ice drink
3:53:42
anymore, and it seems like it's literally people going on
3:53:45
tracks. Well, then, they should be
3:53:48
looked at I don't apologize for having that opinion.
3:53:52
It's a mental illness. Until you know why?
3:53:57
Yeah, and as I've said, I don't think, I don't think every
3:54:00
person who is trans is necessarily bought, he had other
3:54:04
reasons, he should have been red flag, die, I would say, as well.
3:54:08
Right? Like I would say, another reason
3:54:10
I would have had this guy checked out for mental illness
3:54:13
and anybody like him, is that he had a giant Nazi tattoo.
3:54:19
Yeah. Either one of those things, I
3:54:23
think he should have been checked out for.
3:54:25
Are you violent? Are you?
3:54:28
You know, on medication or you stable?
3:54:30
I don't apologize for that. I'm sick of pretending that
3:54:33
these anti-social fucking mouth content.
3:54:36
Look, I'm a fucking counterculture guy, bro.
3:54:39
I'm a little up against the grain but I don't go out there
3:54:43
and you know, break the fucking law.
3:54:45
You I don't go out there, do any of that fucking shit.
3:54:49
These people get away with whatever the fuck they want
3:54:51
because they scream I'm actually a fucking girl and you're not
3:54:55
you're not and you'll never be. Yeah.
3:55:00
And and it really and it really bought it really bothers them.
3:55:05
The ones. Hey, if you're not one of these
3:55:07
people, my problem within you are trans.
3:55:10
Here's my problem with you, you're not speaking out nearly
3:55:13
enough for my likeing and hey, I'm just that guy.
3:55:16
I'm just one guy. My opinion shouldn't matter all
3:55:20
that, much to you but if it does Then you should be speaking out
3:55:25
against these violent lunatics in your community.
3:55:27
Because I am speaking out about the violent lunatics in mine,
3:55:31
call you, or I live real people live here, real people died in
3:55:37
that ice rink, real people died at Brown University, and the MIT
3:55:41
Professor was a real man that died.
3:55:46
Offer ideologies and trying to prove a point to the internet
3:55:50
and trying to be famous and it's disgusting. yep, and And I mean,
3:55:56
same with the same with that Catholic school shooting last
3:55:59
year. And I mean, I mean, we could go
3:56:03
through a whole Whitney of I'm sick, and tired of justify
3:56:09
myself to these people. as as am I A good question though.
3:56:17
Should the media focus on a familial dispute?
3:56:20
Know it was a mass shooting. He shot five people.
3:56:23
That's a mass shooting. I don't like you could call it.
3:56:25
It was motivated by a personal thing with his family.
3:56:30
That's fine by me but it's amazing how they won't call it
3:56:32
what it is. A mass shooting at a children's
3:56:36
ice rink during a hockey game. Yeah.
3:56:42
Blood on the Ice where I grew up and I stopped caring with the
3:56:46
Libertarians. Tell me to chill.
3:56:51
Kids. I don't care that they were his
3:56:53
kids. I don't care about any of that.
3:56:55
I don't like that. This occurred.
3:56:57
I think that there is clear reasons that this man should
3:57:00
have been checked for mental health and the failures of the.
3:57:03
And you want to talk about whether it's trans you want to
3:57:05
talk about, whether it's the Nazi tattoo, you want to talk
3:57:08
about this crazy shit? He said online and talked about
3:57:10
he made threats directly. There's enough red flags and it
3:57:15
happens every fucking time. I see one of these cases, it's
3:57:17
not always one thing but the one thing is it's always some
3:57:21
fucking internet extremism. Yeah. and I think it's about
3:57:28
time that, you know, I've always been worried Because I just
3:57:32
talked about politics. Oh what?
3:57:34
If the feds come around, they have.
3:57:35
Actually, we actually had a Fed come around and he turned out to
3:57:40
get nothing because You know. We're just talking about
3:57:44
politics and I have always advocated not violence and
3:57:49
that's why it's pissing me off Sam.
3:57:50
I've been I am a counter-revolutionary.
3:57:55
I believe again, I am against the revolution in this country.
3:57:59
I am for the country. You see in the only violence, I
3:58:03
think that she'd be used in politics is to suppress people
3:58:06
acting violently within the country by the government.
3:58:10
Or do you protect yourself? Yeah, I basically in the same
3:58:15
boat. Protect yourself and your
3:58:18
community. I would extend it to that far as
3:58:20
well, but like, In terms of these, These are terrorist
3:58:24
activities. Here's no other way to put it.
3:58:27
And I'm just, I don't care their ideology.
3:58:30
I'm sick of Internet, extremist terrorists, being in everyday,
3:58:33
occurrence. This is not the world.
3:58:35
We should aspire to live in and this is not the world.
3:58:37
I want to give to my son and if nothing else, I'll talk about it
3:58:41
until I fucking stop breathing Till I Collapse.
3:58:44
And I I want to add that. I want to add this too because
3:58:48
you're going on a great role and I love it.
3:58:50
But I also don't think The internet censorship is the
3:58:55
answer to this either. We've talked about that no two
3:58:59
because then these extremes just keep going into, you know, more
3:59:05
isolated rabbit holes and I just think we should be a bit more
3:59:09
proactive about mental health, when people are you making
3:59:13
threats specifically one. And then I also separate from
3:59:18
that think that like, people committing crimes should be
3:59:23
prosecuted heavily. Yeah.
3:59:26
And, and all. So I mean To, you know, to this
3:59:30
person in chat, who's been asking all these questions.
3:59:33
I want to give that person credit because I actually don't
3:59:36
know what their opinion on these questions are and yeah worded.
3:59:42
I also would say, I don't care about anybody's pronouns, that's
3:59:48
stupid. Yeah.
3:59:50
I I would I would say I'm yeah, I would say I'm indifferent
3:59:54
either way. Well, I used to be, I actually
3:59:59
used to, even be polite to people about it.
4:00:01
But as you can see, the problem is, is that there keeps being
4:00:07
these incidents of trans people committing violence in and
4:00:11
around my community. And once you do it, literally,
4:00:15
in the ice rink, I used to play at to children at a hockey game.
4:00:20
I don't give a fuk about pronouns and I against it
4:00:25
because it is attached to this violent mental virus.
4:00:30
That is engulfing my Society. Yeah.
4:00:36
Well, and so is certain strains of anti-Semitism.
4:00:40
Also in my book are equally as fucking corrupting because I'm
4:00:45
watching people Fire Bomb old ladies before Palestine.
4:00:49
How the fuck did that even help? Palestine.
4:00:53
It doesn't. Yeah, that's it.
4:00:57
I'm sure the rose awareness of particular mentality.
4:01:01
Know because nobody even fucking remembers it.
4:01:04
Even amongst their side, it's just a thing that happened and
4:01:07
we forget about because the new cycle moves on and we all go to
4:01:10
talk about the current thing and nobody can stop and take a
4:01:13
fucking breath. And like, look at the world
4:01:15
around them. They're all.
4:01:16
So locked into these internet boxes that they think everything
4:01:19
is so immediate and they can't fucking oh, everybody's gonna
4:01:23
die. If I don't go fucking kill
4:01:25
everybody. Yeah, no.
4:01:29
Well, I mean, look at it, it isn't anything that you bring
4:01:33
that up because Everyone's everyone, everyone already acts
4:01:37
like chocolate assassination was years ago, but that wasn't even
4:01:40
in fully that wasn't even a full in October, right?
4:01:44
Or yeah. It's not even full months
4:01:48
September. Yeah, and if that doesn't affect
4:01:52
me, of course it does. And there's a whole trans
4:01:55
related Rabbit Hole related to that because the shooter was
4:01:58
dating a trans person years. And that's the one at the school
4:02:03
in, Kentucky, was a trans person shot up, a whole bunch of small,
4:02:07
small children, small children there was one up in Canada, till
4:02:12
10 small children of the in specifically said, it was for
4:02:16
the trans ideology. So now they're riding in their
4:02:18
manifestos that they're doing it for ideology and as punishment.
4:02:23
And all I have seen many videos of trans extremists calling for
4:02:28
killing of children in retaliation for what they
4:02:31
perceive to be. Transformed me.
4:02:32
Yep. I just think the people making
4:02:36
these kind of threats should be in jail, children are capable of
4:02:40
recognizing monsters in the midst.
4:02:44
Yeah, that bothers the monster ashamed guessing it should.
4:02:51
All. So it's also like, Talk about
4:02:54
terrorism. What is the most like?
4:02:57
Scary thing you can Target. I'm gonna Target your children
4:03:00
without reason or logic. They say that's what they're
4:03:04
saying. Right.
4:03:04
That's what these people are saying and that is yeah, that's
4:03:08
the definition of terrorism. That's the scariest fucking
4:03:11
thing. You can say to most people.
4:03:13
And even people that don't have kids, it's just a scary fucking
4:03:16
concept and it's meant to be and that's why it's fucking
4:03:19
terrorism. Yeah.
4:03:23
Who would have thought? Anybody saying it should be
4:03:25
locked up, sent them to fucking Guantanamo.
4:03:27
Throw away the key water border. I don't fucking care.
4:03:34
Supposed to be everybody's empathetic, little fucking buddy
4:03:37
in 2026 my ass. Got, oh, we got a spare, their
4:03:44
feelings. While they shoot our children.
4:03:47
Know. Unity my fucking ass.
4:03:52
Anybody not anybody, that doesn't feel that they should
4:03:54
like, I'm, I'm serious. If you're committing violent
4:03:57
action, you're making violent threats.
4:03:59
And people are like, think of their feelings and I am supposed
4:04:03
to think of their feelings. This community is broken over
4:04:07
this Sam. I I know.
4:04:11
I yeah, I know, I know that. I'm I'm not the one, I'm not the
4:04:17
one arguing against, you know, you or I know, I know.
4:04:22
Yeah, ranting know, I know, I, I feel, I feel the same way.
4:04:27
Well, people raining, whatever you want.
4:04:30
I'm sorry. I'm, well, no, I, I kind of want
4:04:34
to address this because people have had trans friends
4:04:37
throughout my life. I don't have like, I like I have
4:04:40
literally, I have gay friends and stuff, right?
4:04:42
This just man, you can't have these people running around like
4:04:47
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, I know.
4:04:50
I I get it. Well, what this thing was them
4:04:52
from the monsters. Well none of the people you're
4:04:56
talking about in your life have just saying in the same thing as
4:05:02
the monsters so then they're letting the monsters hide among
4:05:05
them. Yeah even the ones I can
4:05:07
consider friends, okay, among them and not and use them as a
4:05:13
shield too. And that's why that's why it's
4:05:17
gonna get turned on you if you're that person because you
4:05:19
are using you. As cover for their monstering.
4:05:23
And so, you look just like one well and and to be and to be and
4:05:29
to be like honest Max this is this is all something I've kind
4:05:33
of Struck strung with a bit and I'm sure Craig can relate to
4:05:40
this too. Like the anti-Semitism thing.
4:05:44
Bothers me because I'm not Jewish.
4:05:47
But all of the people who are, you know, screaming, oh I'm I'm
4:05:50
just asking, I'm just asking questions.
4:05:52
Well, they're the ones who keep on like motivating, all these
4:05:57
anti-semites to do shooting and yeah, as as it turns out, Yeah,
4:06:06
I mean I I do like a common thing is just to yell into the
4:06:10
void over and over again, repeat some bullshit and it's because
4:06:15
they know there's crazy people out there that will believe
4:06:17
anything, you know. Yeah, like it's actually man I
4:06:23
can't even imagine what it would be like to be like A holocaust
4:06:27
Survivor looking at this, to be honest with you.
4:06:29
Well, that's what like that the spread of Casual anti-Semitism
4:06:35
into terrorism that people defend openly.
4:06:39
Yeah and and look I so I've gotten into I've gotten into
4:06:44
maybe you Joker too in my day Sam, but I do not believe Jewish
4:06:48
people should be killed for being Jewish.
4:06:51
What? A wild concept. oh yeah, it is
4:06:55
it is a wall of concept and look people, so people have asked me
4:07:00
if You know, in the wake of Charlie Kirk's death people were
4:07:05
asking, well, would you would you would you feel the same way?
4:07:07
If if Nick Fuentes got shot and the answer is no.
4:07:12
I I wouldn't I wouldn't I if Nick Fuentes was in the same
4:07:18
situation as Charlie Kirk, yeah, I would actually be feel
4:07:23
strongly about you out there encouraging open dialogue, but
4:07:27
that's exactly right. Exactly.
4:07:28
Those brain has that, right? Isn't he the distinguishing
4:07:35
difference there is that. A personal like Nick Fuentes
4:07:39
does not do what Charlie Kirk did and the actions were what
4:07:42
were more important about the man.
4:07:44
Right? So they showed his character.
4:07:46
My point, my point being though is Nick has in Nick hasn't said
4:07:51
directly, but he basically has called for violence against
4:07:55
Jews. Well, he called he called, three
4:08:00
four. Yeah, he can call it, he can
4:08:02
call it a joke, all he wants, but he makes or for while he
4:08:07
made his fans or it was a meme, whatever you want to say, Vow to
4:08:13
kill rape and die for him. Yeah, that's what the vowel.
4:08:17
Take the pledge, right? Yeah, the pledge.
4:08:20
Yeah, yeah, so quite, so quite honestly Max I'm gonna tell you
4:08:24
right now Sam. If I had my way with what I'm
4:08:27
saying he would be in jail for that.
4:08:29
I I yeah I yeah, yes that's what I was gonna say.
4:08:35
He for that, the reason it bothers me so much is because
4:08:38
he's encouraging young, men to throw their lives away over
4:08:40
stupid bulshit and potentially even harm.
4:08:44
Other innocent people I would, if I had my way, Ali, Alexander
4:08:48
and Nick would share the same soap.
4:08:51
He yeah, if Yeah. And I'll say this girl all say
4:08:57
this probably too. Like I Actually do think that
4:09:00
function should be deep platformed and jail.
4:09:05
Yes, like my enemy to be able to speak freely in my presence.
4:09:11
So I know the fucking is well I well and jail that's the quote.
4:09:16
That's the quality thing is that means that they will no longer
4:09:19
speak for freely. I wanted to be able to speak
4:09:24
that in front of me so I know which direction to point the
4:09:26
gun. Yeah.
4:09:27
Well well that well that's that's the thing though is he
4:09:31
has spoken pretty freely? I have only ever called I think
4:09:36
that's I encourage that he speak freely and be roundly mocked
4:09:40
freely for it. Yeah.
4:09:43
I want him to say his real opinions.
4:09:46
I want him to be able to go out there and described his dumb
4:09:50
shit. So that when it comes time for
4:09:53
me to have to defend myself, I know exactly what kind of person
4:09:57
he is and I don't have to listen to the bullshit that comes out
4:10:00
while. He's trying to defend himself
4:10:02
from himself at chat asked a question that we already
4:10:06
answered, he made them take. I don't know about anti-semitic,
4:10:09
I'm not going to I don't know his whole history.
4:10:11
I'm not an expert in anything so it was run the world.
4:10:13
He wants to be Hitler's, two, three and four or sorry not
4:10:16
wants to be he is yes reinforced any help, you know what Hitler
4:10:20
did then that's a pretty clear example of what he wants to do.
4:10:25
Yeah, I mean he can ask him whatever.
4:10:28
I'm just calling it, like, I see it.
4:10:31
Yeah. You know, Mr. I don't believe
4:10:34
that this many people died and all, so I'm not going to bother
4:10:37
to figure it out. The way I see it, the moment he
4:10:43
told people that they should take a vow to kill rape and die
4:10:46
for him. He should have been handcuffed.
4:10:49
Yeah. And and I don't and I don't care
4:10:51
if he said it, ironically, because they give them some time
4:10:55
to think about the plea deal. He can make is based on it being
4:10:59
ironic and he will only do a couple of years.
4:11:02
If I had my way, I'm just talking about.
4:11:04
If I had my way Sam, I know, it's not realistic.
4:11:06
I'm just saying. Well, the well, a lot, I've only
4:11:10
ever called for comedy violence and it's so obvious.
4:11:14
It's kind of I call for swirlies and putting people in a locker.
4:11:19
And forth feeding meat to vegans, that's what I've called
4:11:22
for. Well, that's stupid shit Sam.
4:11:30
Yeah, I don't even go that far. I just say put bacon in the
4:11:32
garage. That too.
4:11:35
Oh that's I'm adding that to the list.
4:11:38
Well, I didn't say to burn the witches, I guess Sam.
4:11:41
Oh, you know, maybe I should go to jail now.
4:11:45
Well, I mean, 19 people are free.
4:11:48
Well, I guess they aren't upset anymore.
4:11:50
They're dead 19. People did get pretty upset
4:11:53
about being called a witch. Well, I do.
4:11:56
I do think Well, here. Well, here's my question for,
4:12:00
for vegans. For like vegans.
4:12:03
Honestly, like, How do you not? How do you not just like smell
4:12:09
like a burger on the grill and be like, I want.
4:12:13
So Most of them do. They're yeah I'm gonna give I'm
4:12:21
gonna I'm gonna give the counter argument here.
4:12:23
Maybe it's smells to them and awful lot like jerky would smell
4:12:27
to you. And so they just passed, they're
4:12:30
like, hmm, that's all. I mean, I like turkey.
4:12:35
Yeah, I like Not, not that kind of the other the apps team
4:12:42
jerky. I'm not talking.
4:12:44
Yeah. Yeah, I know we're not talking
4:12:47
about that kind of church. Well, just know.
4:12:49
I was because I was saying a vegan with smell the burger and
4:12:54
it's like that. To them because they don't like
4:12:57
me. Yeah.
4:12:58
And you don't like eating babies because you're normal.
4:13:04
Yeah, Rich enough to eat baby Sam.
4:13:06
That we're nowhere near that tear.
4:13:09
Although although Max he's got all the me Yeah.
4:13:15
Yeah, I am gonna all though you because apparently, some of
4:13:19
these apparently, some of these Hollywood vegan types that were
4:13:23
all in the Epstein vials. They don't like eating animals
4:13:27
but like well maybe this is fine.
4:13:29
It turns yeah. It turns out eating babies is
4:13:32
vegan, who knew? I, I hate to say it but that's
4:13:38
literally the logic that they've used.
4:13:42
I don't know anything about vegans but apparently You can
4:13:47
eat and I'm sorry, Holly would eating baby a flash.
4:13:52
Is eating baby flash, it's called still fresh still me.
4:13:56
You know. Why do vegans not like the the
4:14:02
meat but like he's to mock of like fake me.
4:14:05
I don't know. That is the stupidest part of
4:14:09
veganism. Isn't it actually think though I
4:14:12
have known a couple like legitimate vegans in my life and
4:14:16
they didn't eat any of that shit.
4:14:17
So I think it's marketed to like dumb white girls on tiktok.
4:14:23
Because all it really was vegan. Meat substitutes is like, like
4:14:28
eggplant and mad salt. In some configuration of spices
4:14:34
but mostly just salt. Yeah.
4:14:38
Well it's vegans. I know like salt about the same
4:14:42
level as any of us like a little bit, you know what I mean?
4:14:46
Yeah. but, I guess if you are used to eating me in your trying
4:14:52
to transition, there's a place for it.
4:14:54
But I think most vegans just cook with like mushrooms and
4:14:59
root vegetables and fucking lentils and all that shit.
4:15:04
Right. Hmm.
4:15:06
My shrooms are our mostly good too, if you can eat them.
4:15:10
So, let's see if we still have a channel after this, I'm sorry.
4:15:14
Sam I went off, huh? Oh no.
4:15:18
Oh, don't worry. Yeah, yeah.
4:15:21
You you did, you did go off but I mean well they start killing
4:15:25
children in your backyard. You start to get a little angry,
4:15:27
you know? Oh yeah.
4:15:29
Yeah. Well, I well as I said we, as I
4:15:35
said, I'm pretty sure we've had. I I'm pretty sure we've done the
4:15:37
Wild on Wilder stuff on On Maybe not, maybe not you but I know I
4:15:45
I've done I've gone off on some wild Rands that well at the end
4:15:50
of the day, I'm calling for the rule of law to stop violence.
4:15:55
So I don't feel bad about it. Right.
4:15:59
Like I'm not calling for violence, I'm calling for the
4:16:02
opposite. Right.
4:16:05
You're You're calling for your calling for the office of like a
4:16:09
lot of other YouTubers and Tim what?
4:16:12
Look look if YouTube is gonna ban us for like for supposedly
4:16:17
getting to Route 80, A temple keeps like saying that war is
4:16:22
going to break out. Yeah.
4:16:23
Like people, we don't have 10 digit subscribers so he can just
4:16:29
say that and we can't, and that's free speech.
4:16:32
Say, I'm That's How Free Speech works.
4:16:34
Is that you get lucky and get a deal with companies and you get
4:16:39
nepotism because you from Vice and you've been fucking handed
4:16:43
everything your whole fucking career.
4:16:44
And so, you have all these subscribers, right?
4:16:47
And so me, and you, we work hard and we promote ourselves
4:16:50
independently and like authentically just ourselves,
4:16:54
right? And we don't have all that
4:16:56
budget and shit and so we don't get to say what we want.
4:17:00
That's free speech Sam. That's the libertarian way Sam.
4:17:04
Yes. But you, but, you know, you
4:17:08
know, Max and I think we can kind of end the show on this
4:17:10
note too. But but you and I both have
4:17:13
something that Tim pool will never have yes, a full head of
4:17:18
Hair. That's true.
4:17:21
I'm a fucker bald, as a cue ball.
4:17:23
Hey, Poppy. Struck me.
4:17:26
Because I watched the video and laughed where his hoodie, his
4:17:29
little Beanie got took off and he ball pitch.
4:17:35
Shave it and fucking own it. Like most reasonable fucking men
4:17:39
to go bald. I would do that myself.
4:17:42
I'm not fun. This was fucking balding.
4:17:45
I'd be like I don't care if I've had long hair since I was like
4:17:49
20, something don't fucking matter, cut it off.
4:17:54
Well people keep trying to say that my hairline is because
4:17:57
until you do it's a topic of conversation.
4:17:59
That's the problem. Yeah.
4:18:02
Well, people will keep well. People keep trying to say that
4:18:04
my hairline is thinning and I it's not.
4:18:08
But even if it is that grease ball Italian, do Goin. like
4:18:13
you're like you're a mob Hitman yeah but one that like 45 He
4:18:20
doesn't go to the most expensive, Italian joint in town
4:18:23
for his meal. He goes to the second, most
4:18:26
expensive one just to keep a low profile.
4:18:28
Yeah, it's in some and sometimes like go to the hole in the wall
4:18:32
because sometimes those ones are you get your contracts from
4:18:36
obviously. Yeah, but but those are the ones
4:18:40
that have the best, you know, the best food too.
4:18:44
That's right. Sam's over there snacking on
4:18:46
meatball subs. Fucking run in the books.
4:18:51
Sending out numbers to go do a job on some guy.
4:18:55
I can see it. Well yeah.
4:18:57
Oh Sam doing on a guy. Named halls in your court said
4:19:09
Sammy Wheels. Oh well I mean you know we
4:19:16
Wheels Well, I play that's it. I played the 5th track.
4:19:20
That's all I can say. Unless, you know him, well you
4:19:26
just call them wheel. You say, if you have to ask,
4:19:28
it's still expensive. Yeah, you don't.
4:19:30
If you if you're if you're on the receiving end, it's mrr
4:19:34
Wheels. Yes.
4:19:37
Oh, I oh my God. You just gave me.
4:19:40
You just gave me. I do for a new book here, too.
4:19:44
Right. But usually he don't handle
4:19:47
business himself. He's got guys for that.
4:19:49
But if he does, if Sammy, the wheels has to handle business,
4:19:54
your ass is gonna have a tire track.
4:19:58
Straight up facts. so, but anyway, uh, well, I gotta wrap
4:20:07
up the show because I gotta get up somewhere early to ma
4:20:11
tomorrow, I guess. Oh, yeah.
4:20:13
Later this morning. But Anyway, thanks for thanks
4:20:18
for joining us. As always Craig and thanks for
4:20:21
joining us. Thanks for having me Max and
4:20:26
more. This as always.
4:20:29
More bits and Bones, right? P.m.
4:20:34
And then sandwich makers stream Saturday.
4:20:40
Probably just gonna do a cozy like reaction stream.
4:20:44
Just me and the wife watching something fun because we
4:20:47
promised that a couple weeks ago, but like it was found we
4:20:51
realized it was Valentine's Day and like there's better things
4:20:54
to do than sit there on the internet.
4:20:56
So we're gonna do, we should watch that.
4:21:00
Aunt is love romcom. If you if you want to join us,
4:21:04
that'd be awesome. It's a it's a it's a very funny
4:21:08
thing. Yeah, that so we're that's what
4:21:11
we're gonna do this. We just kind of something chill.
4:21:14
That sounds fun. So be sure to check that out.
4:21:17
And then hopefully I'll have a guest on Monday waiting to hear
4:21:23
back from Someone but I am is on because coming in just a few
4:21:31
short weeks. is the would you say?
4:21:36
It's like the culmination of the series so far.
4:21:39
It literally, it literally is and I'm going to be doing a
4:21:43
podcast circuit to promote its on other on other shows presents
4:21:51
American Inferno. And we're gonna have a bomb ass
4:21:57
trailer dropping for that soon, too.
4:21:59
So But pre-order the ebook now for American Inferno, and then
4:22:06
that this will be out in French. On March 10th.
4:22:12
So one man, stopped the whole thing from burning down. you
4:22:19
find out, because That man's been through a lot to get there.
4:22:23
Oh yeah. So and all so This book is
4:22:29
dedicated to Charlie Kerr, too. So Anyway, pre-order now and
4:22:36
this week. Yeah.
4:22:38
We'll, we'll be doing a big stream for that when it comes
4:22:40
out. So but anyway, Thanks for tuning
4:22:45
in everyone and we will talk to you down the road. so also
4:22:52
thanks to God, Joe and King ravana and everyone in chat who
4:22:57
contributed as well. So oh yeah.
4:23:02
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4:23:07
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