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Puppeteers (with Anna Garcia) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists
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  Speaker 1: this week on the show Puppeteers.
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  Speaker 2: Puppeteers are the people behind the puppets. They are an
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  Speaker 2: incredible group of people that use their hands, their bodies,
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  Speaker 2: and sometimes even their voices to take pieces of cloth
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  Speaker 2: and make them come to life for enjoyable audiences that
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  Speaker 2: love them around the world.
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  Speaker 3: So put your hand up a sock, make some movements
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  Speaker 3: and talk and let's listen in.
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  Speaker 4: I am so excited to have this interview today.
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  Speaker 5: Wo we made it so fun I'm really excited you guys.
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  Speaker 6: I really think this is going to be an awesome day.
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  Speaker 4: We want teamwork on three.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny because what we actually said was one two
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  Speaker 3: three team work, and.
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  Speaker 7: Three we said we have one to three team work.
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  Speaker 8: It's so funny. We just love jokes like that's funny.
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  Speaker 6: I kind of don't understand what you.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, so I so she cueued up a teamwork on three,
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  Speaker 3: thinking that the main word we'd say together was teamwork,
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  Speaker 3: but what we actually said together was one, two three.
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  Speaker 7: It's the show before the show.
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  Speaker 6: Awesome.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: If that isn't our girl, who's in the details.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Thank God for you.
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  Speaker 5: It's really fun to be out here with the TV
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  Speaker 5: and there's not some fake wall above our heads.
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  Speaker 10: Or someted by like styrofoam and fell.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, face, is this realmore?
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  Speaker 3: It's really fun because my hand is used to the spotlight,
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  Speaker 3: but my face isn't exciting.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, are you guys sure you want to see this?
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  Speaker 5: I gotta put big old wooly right in front of me.
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  Speaker 5: You guys know, before we get into our.
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  Speaker 4: Or we have to get into ourself.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, intruce yourself and then maybe maybe tell us
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  Speaker 3: what puppet you have.
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  Speaker 11: Well, first, I guess we should say we are some
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  Speaker 11: of the key puppeteers and members of Wally's Wacky World.
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  Speaker 11: It's on public asset access public our group chat.
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  Speaker 6: It's bad.
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  Speaker 8: We do some meme memes there fun.
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  Speaker 6: W gk H and Kansas City.
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  Speaker 11: Yes, so we are w gk H and Kansas City
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  Speaker 11: Wally's Wacky World.
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  Speaker 8: We have a great show. It's super fun.
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  Speaker 5: It's a story show. It's been on for fifty years
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  Speaker 5: and we're the newest iteration. Some are of the old generation.
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  Speaker 5: They never left we have.
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  Speaker 12: We have gone from fourth to third most watched show.
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  Speaker 13: Thank you because I think that's why these guys booked us.
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  Speaker 5: Because that because that ribs guy died. I know, yes,
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  Speaker 5: it was sad.
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  Speaker 6: It was sound a huge loss to the community.
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  Speaker 12: Now I don't really. He was sort of my guy
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  Speaker 12: to go figure out where to go to get ribs.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, everybody watched that show, you know, that was
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  Speaker 5: so good, the way he would cook ribs and kind
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  Speaker 5: of take have people come on and be upset at
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  Speaker 5: them every time.
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  Speaker 4: The kids like our show.
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  Speaker 6: The kids love of our show.
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  Speaker 7: What can we say, it's love our show.
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  Speaker 12: If the whole world was just kids, we would be
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  Speaker 12: number one.
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  Speaker 7: If the world was.
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  Speaker 5: Kids, we would be number That's one of my favorite
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  Speaker 5: songs we sing.
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  Speaker 8: If the world was kids, sing that song.
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  Speaker 10: If we did subliminal messaging and then we go, what
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  Speaker 10: if we just dol it's it's liminal.
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  Speaker 6: I would, man, I believe it's polminal.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, here's a bliminal message for you.
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  Speaker 7: Watch our show.
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  Speaker 13: Here's some bliminal message for you. Netflix, buy more Puppa Joe's.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we have some bliminal message to my husband, why
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  Speaker 3: don't you wash the dishes more?
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  Speaker 6: That's more of a bliminal question.
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  Speaker 7: You just asked him.
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  Speaker 14: You didn't even say, Well, the question itself is the message, Todd,
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  Speaker 14: do your.
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  Speaker 7: Thing the song.
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  Speaker 5: Again, doesn't the quiz master sing that song on our show?
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  Speaker 5: The question itself is the message.
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  Speaker 12: Question.
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  Speaker 4: You don't feel like we all talked the exact same.
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  Speaker 10: I think that well, when we feel like when we
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  Speaker 10: started working together, we all had different voices.
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  Speaker 12: But because the show, we spend all of our time together.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, we we have eighteen hour days sometimes, and
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  Speaker 10: it's I don't know, I just think it's like that's sort.
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  Speaker 7: Of creepy, sort of develop a group mind.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, you you meld minds with each other and with.
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  Speaker 1: The puppets and with the puppets, and we all have
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  Speaker 1: the same pair of orange big bud press overall.
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  Speaker 12: That's right.
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  Speaker 7: That day we all wore.
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  Speaker 4: Them and walked in the door.
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  Speaker 11: We love big, we love we love people.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we work hard, guys.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, nothing negative to say about I.
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  Speaker 13: Didn't and I didn't even I walked into that one,
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  Speaker 13: not absolutely, And that is our natural true love them and.
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  Speaker 5: Neutral love for them and dickies and dickies of course, listen,
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  Speaker 5: let's go around, why don't we let's go around.
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  Speaker 12: Let's start.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, my name is Calvin Coolich.
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  Speaker 9: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: No relation to the president. I'll hail the chief relation
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  Speaker 5: to Jennifer. She is my cousin. I told you that. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: she's my cousin. Yeah, what are you saying? I don't
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  Speaker 5: think so, I don't think cousin. Cons You said that
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  Speaker 5: we gotta be careful because we throw our voices sometimes
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  Speaker 5: and that doesn't hold up in court.
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  Speaker 6: And I have gotten to it for some things that
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  Speaker 6: you guys have said.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a gun.
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  Speaker 6: I know. I hate when you do that to me.
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  Speaker 6: I hate when you do that to me. I hate
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  Speaker 6: when you need that to be in church.
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  Speaker 4: Get down, get down.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm Calvin Coolish, cousin of Jennifer, and I
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  Speaker 5: play the character Wooly, and I have been on the
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  Speaker 5: show since it began fifty years ago.
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  Speaker 8: You are an icon.
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  Speaker 6: People used to always say, you know, I run a
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  Speaker 6: body puppet. So it's a big head that I put
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  Speaker 6: on and I walk around.
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  Speaker 5: It's not really a mascot because I have to do
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  Speaker 5: the eyes. And it's been really fun. I many times
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  Speaker 5: feel like I'm more comfortable inside a woolie than I
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  Speaker 5: am outside. Catchphrase if you think it, it's already happened,
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  Speaker 5: and it's.
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  Speaker 4: An existential dread.
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  Speaker 7: It really is.
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  Speaker 12: Well, he's probably our deepest carriage.
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  Speaker 6: He's pretty deep. He's kind of a big mast it
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  Speaker 6: on right.
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  Speaker 5: He's a wooly mammon that uh outlived his species, and
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  Speaker 5: he's walking around on Earth.
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  Speaker 6: Thinking about other things.
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  Speaker 5: He's it's a wacky world where things are upside down,
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  Speaker 5: things are coming from any which time.
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  Speaker 8: That's the beauty of it.
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  Speaker 11: We try to get into the child's imagination and so
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  Speaker 11: if they think it it's already done, it's gonna come.
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  Speaker 7: That's sort of like and you believe.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure what the word for it is, if
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  Speaker 3: it's telekinesis or something where you believe that thoughts actually
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  Speaker 3: have power over matter.
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  Speaker 12: And we're teaching kids that. At a very early.
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  Speaker 8: Someone taught me that I wish someone.
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  Speaker 10: I feel like with our newest iteration, it's like time
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  Speaker 10: and space really don't.
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  Speaker 12: Exist in the show in a really beautiful way.
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  Speaker 10: Whoa, because we are so temped into imagination like anything
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  Speaker 10: is possible really, And I think Willy's sort of one
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  Speaker 10: of the narrators of the more like existential threads throughout.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he kind of has the internal monologue, right, he's
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  Speaker 5: kind of looking around, he's he's he's explaining for the
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  Speaker 5: audience what we're seeing, because there's some pretty wacky stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, we're all the writers too, We're coming up
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  Speaker 5: with some pretty interesting so.
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  Speaker 8: Much wacky stuff.
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  Speaker 11: It's it is a wacky world.
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  Speaker 6: I've talked so long. You might as well put me
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  Speaker 6: on a steak. I gotta shut the hell up.
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  Speaker 4: Or what about a stick and make him talk?
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  Speaker 12: What about I put my hand up your ass?
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  Speaker 11: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: What is this the Christmas party?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: My god? Who said that?
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  Speaker 6: You said? You said that?
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  Speaker 7: What about I put my hand up your ass? Oh god,
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  Speaker 7: I love?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, what are you gonna do? Our HR is
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  Speaker 6: an owl? R NHR is clock?
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  Speaker 8: An owl?
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  Speaker 6: Clock only comes out twice a day.
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  Speaker 7: Old clock? Is that what you said?
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  Speaker 4: HR comes out twice a day?
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  Speaker 8: Any problems?
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  Speaker 4: Who has an issue?
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  Speaker 7: The great company culture?
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  Speaker 6: Here?
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  Speaker 9: Do you know?
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  Speaker 7: Okay?
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  Speaker 9: Hi?
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  Speaker 7: I'm Tammy Pammy and I used to be Pammy.
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  Speaker 3: My husband's name is Rick Pammy.
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  Speaker 8: It's it's your name by marriage.
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  Speaker 15: You know.
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  Speaker 7: And I've always say this. I feel I was born
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  Speaker 7: that is why I got married.
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  Speaker 4: And that's a good one.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like I didn't beforehand.
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  Speaker 6: You always say that, you always say.
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  Speaker 3: That before I married Rick was sort of a haze,
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  Speaker 3: a mirage of confusing letters and sounds that I don't
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  Speaker 3: remember in the slightest say.
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  Speaker 6: I've been married eight years and I'm eight years old.
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  Speaker 10: Which makes you probably one of our lead imagineers for this.
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  Speaker 12: Yes, I have the brain.
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  Speaker 3: Of a child, the mind of the child, but the
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  Speaker 3: bookkeeping skills of a forty five year old.
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  Speaker 4: Woman's boy, are we thankful yours?
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  Speaker 7: I do so.
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  Speaker 3: I My puppet's name is Marcie. She's the town gossip.
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  Speaker 3: She knows all the dirt on all the other puppets,
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  Speaker 3: and she has some sassy things to say. So she's
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  Speaker 3: the puppet that sort of is the messenger. And you
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  Speaker 3: can't shoot Marcie because she's the messenger.
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  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 8: People are constantly trying to shoot him. She's a bullet.
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  Speaker 8: She's a bullet. She's a gossiping bullet.
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  Speaker 12: Don't want to get.
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  Speaker 8: Hit, and.
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  Speaker 7: Do not want to get hit in cross Marcy's crosshair.
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  Speaker 4: She's a gossip bullet with big lipstick on her.
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  Speaker 12: Legs in big.
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  Speaker 4: Hues are out.
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  Speaker 7: Flat flack. She zooms out of the bullet of a gun.
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  Speaker 7: She goes, I saw you with my husband.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna get hit by the bullet exactly.
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  Speaker 6: My stuff out of the way. I don't get into gossip.
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  Speaker 12: Wall he doesn't gossip, doesn't he tries not to gossip.
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  Speaker 3: And Barcie's always trying to get you. She's always trying
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  Speaker 3: to get you.
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  Speaker 7: Guys.
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  Speaker 4: Remember we all saw Hamilton and we went did they
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  Speaker 4: steal that bullet thing? For a month, I remember that.
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  Speaker 3: I would say there's some interpolation between what Hamilton did
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  Speaker 3: and what were doing.
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  Speaker 8: Because that bullet didn't have sexy legs.
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  Speaker 4: I went to this. I went to the stage, Shore
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  Speaker 4: went to the stage to the.
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  Speaker 6: Stag show because we saw it on tour at.
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  Speaker 13: Kansas City Stage.
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  Speaker 5: I went and I said, hey, we just saw this
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  Speaker 5: show and I wanted to check with you because did
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  Speaker 5: you guys happen? Asked are you guys watching TV this morning?
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  Speaker 5: And the ad and they said, oh, we've been doing
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  Speaker 5: this for you know, this is the ninth tour. You
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  Speaker 5: know we've been doing this bit tour. And I said, well,
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  Speaker 5: we've been doing this for about forty years, so so
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  Speaker 5: if I can find any proof that Linn and mel
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  Speaker 5: Miranda has ever been to Kansas City. Your ass is grass,
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  Speaker 5: your ass.
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  Speaker 4: Is grass land, Your ass is grass and we have
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  Speaker 4: a long mower puppet.
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  Speaker 8: About.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, guys, Oh god, this is good.
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  Speaker 8: This is really good.
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  Speaker 12: It feels crazy, but good to sort of.
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  Speaker 8: Take our hands, our faces off and just be ourselves.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's nice.
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  Speaker 4: And are you guys kind of going like this down
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  Speaker 4: here with.
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  Speaker 10: The I don't know if you've noticed, my hand's been wishing.
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  Speaker 13: I just, oh my god, Oh guys, what's going on.
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  Speaker 13: I'm Oat, Francis.
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  Speaker 7: I love Oat, my bff Oat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm Oat, and I am the youngest one here
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  Speaker 1: and can't out the bag for everyone out there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the intern, so I.
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  Speaker 5: More.
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  Speaker 8: Just because we don't pay you doesn't make you an intern.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, feel like.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I keep telling myself. I'll get a paycheck
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  Speaker 1: when I'm not an intern.
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  Speaker 11: Yes, well, you have to climb the ladder. I mean,
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  Speaker 11: actually on the inside of this thing. It's a very
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  Speaker 11: steep ladder to climb. We've been around for a long time.
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  Speaker 7: Really like giving up our post.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I'm just waiting for a seat at the table.
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  Speaker 3: Wait for one of us to crow, we're having us
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  Speaker 3: some good opportunity.
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  Speaker 4: You really haven't I'm really grateful.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 13: So I just graduated cal Arts and I've been wanting
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  Speaker 13: to do a puppeteers. I actually built like a really
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  Speaker 13: gorgeous puppet that was written about for Vulture, and that's
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  Speaker 13: when you guys reached out to me.
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  Speaker 11: I saw that it was one of the best most
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  Speaker 11: interesting Vulture articles.
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  Speaker 8: I love Vulture, I love I read.
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  Speaker 13: I'm really blessed they do their twenty five comedians to
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  Speaker 13: watch and one puppeteer to check on.
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  Speaker 4: That was and I'm so excited. That's how you got
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  Speaker 4: connected to these guys. That's how you got connected to
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  Speaker 4: these guys. And I'm so blessed, so blessed to.
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  Speaker 8: Play mental health.
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  Speaker 7: Your doorstep to check on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh they did, they did multiple months later.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, it takes a second, Yeah, but they did. But
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  Speaker 7: it did happen.
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  Speaker 8: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: And they took my felt gun, my gun I made
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  Speaker 1: out of felt and my glue gun.
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  Speaker 8: I put a bullet. You can't you can't.
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  Speaker 4: You can't anyway. So I'm really excited. I'm really grateful
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  Speaker 4: to be a part of these guys, just learning from
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  Speaker 4: the grat.
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  Speaker 11: I gotta say you are quickly on the rise. I
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  Speaker 11: mean your puppetry work. You're building, and your puppetry work
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  Speaker 11: is amaid.
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  Speaker 4: I really love building.
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  Speaker 8: I'm excited to watch your future, kid.
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  Speaker 1: I mainly, I mainly do the lawnmower and I do
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  Speaker 1: the rolling hills.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, and that's hard on my body.
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  Speaker 3: All the sound effects for the lawnmower and the rolling hills,
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  Speaker 3: and they are scary accurate rolling hills.
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  Speaker 10: And if you could see the kids when they watched this, transfixed.
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  Speaker 5: I am. The only thing I can equate it to
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  Speaker 5: is one time I owned a cat and I owned
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  Speaker 5: a snake and the cat saw the snake and the
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  Speaker 5: snake was on a rug with a lot of patterns,
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  Speaker 5: and it made the cat feel like the whole world
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  Speaker 5: was unsafe.
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  Speaker 6: And that's what it's like.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, this is crazy because it's exactly what I was going.
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  Speaker 11: Well, congratulations your future.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, come on, especially you two.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, let's talk about I am just so greatful.
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  Speaker 6: We've saved the best for last. We are in all
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  Speaker 6: of you, guys.
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  Speaker 11: True, come on, I love you guys.
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  Speaker 12: Founders.
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  Speaker 8: The Founders are the theater twins.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm Bill, and I'm Nilly Bill and Nilly billion. Y.
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  Speaker 4: Well you moved on, you you you.
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  Speaker 6: Grew up and you're no longer billing.
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  Speaker 8: I am Bill now.
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  Speaker 11: But yeah, on the theater, it uses a billion ye
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  Speaker 11: Billion's puppet show, Wally's Wild Wacky Wild World.
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  Speaker 8: We kind of came up with the concept. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 11: Well, it was too few words back then, actually, yeah,
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  Speaker 11: would you believe they wanted more? They wanted more words really,
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  Speaker 11: And of course we are doing a lot of the
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  Speaker 11: different puppets.
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  Speaker 8: I mean we have one.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I played Flip and then his cousin Brody, uh huh?
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  Speaker 10: And who else do I diego? And I played two drums?
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  Speaker 8: You play Tree and.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, the Grumpy Fly, the Grumpy Fly, the oldest.
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  Speaker 8: Love to see you, Grumpy Fly, Hey, don't swat at me.
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  Speaker 7: It's my favorite relate.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes the call Map wanted to do a collab with
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  Speaker 4: the Grumpy Fly.
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  Speaker 5: It is put people just leep, the call Map reading
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  Speaker 5: the velvet, the Grumpy Fly reading the velveteen Rabbit.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, it was, yeah, and that's why you're the best.
• 17:21
  Speaker 12: That's well, yeah, you know, and.
• 17:22
  Speaker 11: I only play one puppet, that's right, And it is Petunia,
• 17:27
  Speaker 11: the turtle that just can't get enough.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: I love Petunia is really special.
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: She just cannot get that.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: It's so funny because she's sort of flamboyant and sassy character.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it always it's it's made me question you
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: for forty five years. Well, you say you're straight, you
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: love your wife straight, and.
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: I love my wife and you say that.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: No, he said that already, so you don't have to
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: say it again.
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, just confirming.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: Okay, but chose Petunia.
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: Oh hello, you cannot get enough of you. You're bad.
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: I cannot get enough.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: I also don't understand. All of our characters are pretty
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: like grounded, like your fly is a fly?
• 18:12
  Speaker 12: And why does.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Why does Petunia have big knockers.
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: Because the turtle's funny, She didn't in her iteration, she
• 18:22
  Speaker 10: didn't have them.
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: No, no, And I don't like that the knockers that
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: you could control them.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: And I don't like that you control them with your feet.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Bounce.
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: I don't like it. I would just do it with one.
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: Well, come on, it's fun when Petunia.
• 18:43
  Speaker 12: So it's both feets.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Yes, you know what.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that dimension for a female para.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: They really have a mind of their own too. They're
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: doing things I've never seen.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: Breast do you, thank you, thank you?
• 18:57
  Speaker 10: You did get recognized by the Puppa Coalition, the coalition
• 19:01
  Speaker 10: officially recognized.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: By recognized, sanctioned. I believe, yes, sanction, sorry, sanction.
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: My work is saying too dangerous for children, and I
• 19:15
  Speaker 11: will fight it till the day I die.
• 19:17
  Speaker 12: Yeah, we're using a lot of our funds to sort
• 19:19
  Speaker 12: of go.
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: And thank you, thank you, Nilly and thank you sort
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: of you know, put that viral. Junia has a lot
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: of fun. She is always having a blast in Wally's world.
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: I mean she's singing the song, she's doing the dance,
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: she's fighting with her man. I love it so much. Flip,
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: she's fighting with a man. Flip. Can we talk about
• 19:37
  Speaker 8: Clip for justice second? The secret boy.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: The kids are here for Wally, but the parents are
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: there for Flip.
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: Flip getting away with a lot, a lot. Can you
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: do Flip for just a second, Yeah, Mama, give me kids.
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: Flip is.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Almost like Johnny Bravo.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Well we haven't even just said we're Flipp is a
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: mouse trap.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: He's a Flip is bad news. But I can speak
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: to him as as a woman of a certain age.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: That's good for me.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it works for me and my dammy Babby, you know, me.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: And all my friend my lunch group, my ladies who lunch.
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: We we talked about you will not let us.
• 20:31
  Speaker 12: Eat with you. It's just it's really frustrated.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: We got to get you in on.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: It's just such an insular you wouldn't you'd be so
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: bored to tears. We just blab all over each other.
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: Don't you don't use this.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: Got that ship, don't use the action in Yeah, sorry,
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: yeah like this.
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: I didn't yeah lunch, so sorry. I did not mean
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: to take the puppets action in vain. I really did not.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: I did not mean to.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: But all I could say is the mousetrap has a
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: sort of raw sexual energy that I'm sorry, I'm attracted
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: to it.
• 21:16
  Speaker 12: Sue me. That was the original attention.
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: You know, when you make kids shows, kids theater, kids television,
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: you you want the parents to be engaged.
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: Ye's gone all day, Yes.
• 21:26
  Speaker 12: And so there's I mean, we we load this thing
• 21:28
  Speaker 12: with things for the parents, absolutely.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: I mean that's why Petunia is so into Flip. She
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: just cannot get.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: Can we see them?
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: Can we? Yes?
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Have they seen what they learned about sharing.
• 21:42
  Speaker 8: Okay, o flip googlem google people.
• 21:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah, dounia, I'm busy.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: Well what are you busy with?
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: I got a friend over?
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: What a friend?
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: Who is this?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: It's a big piece of cheese?
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: What did I say about big pieces of cheese? Hey, mama?
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: Oh what?
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: I didn't know you had a wife here?
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: Oh I do.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: What if we all three sort of took a walk together.
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: Oh that's something that sounds a mighty nice.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Walking through the hills.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: Say you know, Mama, I kind of flip.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: I thought that you and I were an item, but
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: now I'm seeing Petunia and I'm thinking all different kinds
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: of things.
• 22:34
  Speaker 12: Well, ladies, there's enough of me to share.
• 22:39
  Speaker 16: Five.
• 22:43
  Speaker 17: It's sharing, charing time, sharing sharing time.
• 23:00
  Speaker 12: I'm taking quite a toll on you.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Yes, I would say, particularly you're singing boy.
• 23:06
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: And also I feel like it's weird our whole puppet
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: company had to pay for you to get that adele
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: vocal nodule surgery that was still paying off.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: We are so much we are racking.
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: Thank you and thank you. Yes it paid off. My
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: voice is so good now, I have to say.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: Also, I want to clear the air.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: There's there's been a lot of Twitter hubbub and a
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: lot of Internet scuttle that I'm bitter that I wasn't
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: considered a founder of the group because I've been playing Wooly.
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: For I think it was voyage.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Up.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: I wanted to bring it.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's in my world right, I'm getting shagged
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: left and right by by hob knobs and and do
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: gooders in Kansas City trying to trying to.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Get me on that billboard, you know, on that market.
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: Sure, sure, we wouldn't have been able to really. You know,
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: you are a wally.
• 23:52
  Speaker 12: You would say you were a founding member of the heater,
• 23:56
  Speaker 12: a founding member.
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: But you're not the founder, right, there's a different Okay,
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: do you know the difference?
• 24:03
  Speaker 12: Say the difference?
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: Don't you say the difference?
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: The difference is something that you guys have decided that
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: you know. I was there on the first meeting.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: I was there on the at the University of Kansas City,
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: you know, in the theater apartment when we none of
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: us got cast and Fiddler on the roof and we
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: wanted to try something different. I was. I was there.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Hey, I don't mean to be like just like the
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: annoying intern butting in here. But it is kind of
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: funny to me. We're just singing the Sharing song, and
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: here he is asking to be for a piece.
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: I'm clarifying.
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: Is he a piece of cheese?
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: What?
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: Is he a piece of cheese? The Sharing song is
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: a piece of cheese, A piece of cheese.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: I don't think you knew what you were walking into.
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: Is he a.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: Piece of cheese?
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: No, he's he's a guy.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, So don't share, guys. You share pieces of cheese,
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: you share mouse traps.
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: I'm that's a good That's the thing about this show.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: Ye TP speaking, TP, speak your mind speaking.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: I was just gonna say, you guys famously hate metaphors
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: and allegories. Zip my lips. I'm not involved. I'm so sorry.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I made a connection between what the puppets are doing
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: what we are doing, and I will separate those and
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I should.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: I want you're right.
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: It's good to know they don't like metaphors.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: I want to thank you. I've been fighting this fight
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: for forty years, fighting this fight.
• 25:34
  Speaker 12: You've been hurting this long.
• 25:36
  Speaker 11: You haven't brought this up once to us. Oh, I mean,
• 25:40
  Speaker 11: that's what happens your voice just gets so high and
• 25:42
  Speaker 11: you get so.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: In your own hond but.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: Hate you guys, want some cheese nips. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry for Buddy again.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: I just I just you know, I built the costume.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: You know, I built the costume. I made the character, right.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: I really love Wally and I feel like my heart
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: goes into this show. You know, I named him Wally.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: I named him Wally after my great grandpa, Walter Coolidge.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: They're gonna do They're gonna do.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: The crocodile tears. They're gonna start crying, and they're gonna turn.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: They're gonna turn that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: It turns into I hate when they do this. Here
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: comes that's two million to be vulnerable, to be vulnerable,
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: and that happens to you.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: It's awful.
• 26:54
  Speaker 15: I know, I just I guys, it's like you, you
• 27:00
  Speaker 15: guys don't know the sway you have when you break
• 27:04
  Speaker 15: out the crocodile spit.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: It really makes our shareholder meetings absolutely impossible.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: It is a fucking heart.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: We should talk about the bard, we should.
• 27:14
  Speaker 11: Talk about we should talk about the Let's talk about
• 27:17
  Speaker 11: the shareholder meetings on our public access stop.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that episode fun.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: But don't you wish those people would just drop the voices,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: be themselves and have a spelling bee.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: Well, have we got news for you.
• 27:31
  Speaker 11: You can join our Patreon at an artist on artists
• 27:34
  Speaker 11: on artists on artists on patron dot com Patreon and
• 27:37
  Speaker 11: get exclusive backstage content, exclusive post shows where we just
• 27:42
  Speaker 11: frick around. And this season we've got an Oscar draft. Yeah,
• 27:46
  Speaker 11: we're going head to head and choosing who wins the Oscars.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: See the airly good bye, oh bye.
• 27:50
  Speaker 16: Bye bye bye. So you talk about the more. We
• 27:57
  Speaker 16: are a publicly traded company, but.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: We do have a board.
• 28:10
  Speaker 11: So we're a publicly traded company, but we do have
• 28:12
  Speaker 11: a board that talks to decides what we wanted to
• 28:16
  Speaker 11: do for the shareholders.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: Yes, we love our board members.
• 28:19
  Speaker 12: Yes we love our board member.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: It's nonprofit and for the kids, except also it is
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: profit for us.
• 28:28
  Speaker 11: We've got two wings of the company. One is the
• 28:31
  Speaker 11: non profit show and the other one is the for profit.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: But they were like the board I did think brought
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: up some like valid valid points when they were like,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: we do spend a lot of the money on your
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: medical surgeries, huh, And you guys brought out the crocodile tears,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: and it was it was insensitive, well, okay.
• 28:49
  Speaker 12: In sensitive.
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: We were crying.
• 28:52
  Speaker 12: We were crying.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Just just it's like a weird reverse thing. Don't you
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: feel like it.
• 28:58
  Speaker 12: We were crying.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: And we can't fight that.
• 29:04
  Speaker 12: I don't know, we were crying.
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: It's just kind of weird.
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: Were crying. Yes, we understand of you and the board crying.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: It doesn't have the same effect as like a human crying.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: No, because it's not because I would say, you know,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I have kids.
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: This is not what real tears sound like. Oh no,
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: now they're doing it again. They're doing it.
• 29:25
  Speaker 12: They're doing.
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: I'm doing it again.
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: They no.
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: Cry like all discussions exactly. Such a weird way to
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: mediate I just.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: We were crying. We were crazy. To end the conversation,
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: we can't do anything.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: This is so crazy. Didn't do anything about it.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Maybe we just maybe we're talking to I.
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: Think we're talking too much business.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Let's get back into the let's get back into the puppets,
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: and let's talk about something that is kind of involves
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: the shareholder holders. But when they were uh invested in
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: some private interests and we ended up with a new character,
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: we we had fracking Freddy.
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: Racking Freddy. We were really pushed into that.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Fracking Freddy is now a mainstay.
• 30:36
  Speaker 12: And he became a hit.
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: He was a kid love absolutely, I'm fracking here. I
• 30:42
  Speaker 11: didn't do it as well as whoever doesn't.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: Apparently they say I'm fracking here on the playgrounds.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: My my, my little uh my nieces is.
• 30:49
  Speaker 12: Apparently we're raising a generation of fer I saw.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: Twenty five fracking Freddy's at my door on Halloween.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you, as someone who built the puppet,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: that's really hard to do because it's a fidget spinner
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: with about five hundred pipe cleaners coming down, Yeah, all
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: tied together with a piece of underwear, Yes, just a
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: little piece, and then you dipped in oil and it's
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: dipped in oil because it's kind of hard to do
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: it all.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was.
• 31:17
  Speaker 11: We just found a nice opening by the word frack
• 31:20
  Speaker 11: standing for a lot of f words like hey, get
• 31:23
  Speaker 11: the fracked out of here, Freddy.
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: It really just hit with the kids, literally.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we write a lot of our drafts, you know, uh,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: we call it open cuss is the first draft?
• 31:34
  Speaker 12: Sure, first draft is open cuss. Yeah, never forget when
• 31:40
  Speaker 12: we forgot to do a second draft, and then we
• 31:42
  Speaker 12: went on air.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: We have that tape, we have that, we play that daye.
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: We have that tape.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Let's play it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh, there's ship in my ass. So I got a.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Hold on I just heard that, and I'm about to
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: go tell Petunia, did you hear well he's got a
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: like a pussy fuck ass.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: Oh my pussy and call it a pussy.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Here comes the lawnmower.
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: Come come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: come come ship. Come come, come, come, come, come, come.
• 32:13
  Speaker 12: Come come.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Let me lick those legs.
• 32:15
  Speaker 12: Mama, I'm gonna slurp all the way to the top.
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: Don't lick my pussy. Dick fuck sick, don't.
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: Lick my pussy.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: It sucked at the board.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: Hate it.
• 32:34
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and it was crazy. I don't know how we
• 32:36
  Speaker 11: would have translated that into normal.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: Because it was less of just a lessen.
• 32:41
  Speaker 12: It was just sharing, sharing.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: I would say that would have been one hundred percent revision.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: I would say a page one rewrite.
• 32:49
  Speaker 12: When we're working with imagination, we have brains.
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: We have to get.
• 32:55
  Speaker 11: That was a hard thing too, because at the first
• 32:58
  Speaker 11: at once you said fun. We should have known, we
• 33:02
  Speaker 11: should know going through it, but.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: I think we were so caught up. There's so many
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: elements of a production. I think we were focused so
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: much on the maybe the new puppet of the day, Yeah,
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: the new fabric, or there's a mechanic that was down that.
• 33:13
  Speaker 12: The You had to make a marshmallow puppet that day
• 33:15
  Speaker 12: and that was forever.
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: You think it's easy, but but marshmallows their face. You
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: put a face on it, there's no it doesn't move exactly.
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: Is actually really disturbing. The melts into itself. Expressions built to.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: Have a face. Some things aren't built to have faces on.
• 33:33
  Speaker 12: It's like top of the list.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Some of the best puppeteers can't give a marshmallow cheekbones.
• 33:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I've seen you.
• 33:40
  Speaker 10: Get really closeting that marshmallow so close you were so
• 33:47
  Speaker 10: you looked like it had been mewing for you.
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: A little exact o knife just carving.
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: In the Okay, that's a fun question.
• 33:55
  Speaker 11: Your favorite puppet of the week and your least favorite
• 33:58
  Speaker 11: puppet of the wool.
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: We do a new puppet.
• 34:01
  Speaker 11: Every week, which is you're doing a lot of the
• 34:04
  Speaker 11: voices for the puppets of the week, which is what
• 34:06
  Speaker 11: we all take our turns because it's just a one
• 34:08
  Speaker 11: episode there.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I think I do the voices mostly
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: for a lot of the appliances with your Puppet the Weekend. Yeah,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: and I can't wait to get in there for a character.
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: It really can't.
• 34:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, your name's common Door Extension Cord, Puppet of the
• 34:21
  Speaker 11: Week Extension Court, who had a who had a big
• 34:23
  Speaker 11: thing to say.
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: Do it ting ting tang.
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: I'm tired, Sleepy Cord, sleepy course, sleepy.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: It feels like I had one shot and I didn't
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: hit it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: It wasn't with the kids.
• 34:41
  Speaker 12: We're not gonna lie. I wasn't a hit with the kids.
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: Well, we love about the kids.
• 34:45
  Speaker 12: They don't lie, Yeah, they can't.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: If something doesn't land, it doesn't doesn't.
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: Learn extension Sleeping extension Cord really didn't.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: And if there's any demographic that hates a pro sleep message,
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: it's kids.
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, really don't want to hear it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: We should have known that, right, We should should have
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: known is basically the nine eleven sleep every night, like
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: if you even near bedtime, through their own.
• 35:17
  Speaker 12: Two hours in the afternoon.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: Occasionally occasionally, my.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: God, well there was that mister coffee puppet.
• 35:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you made a big vocal choice for this.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, choice, I remember it went like this.
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: And do the hand too, Yeah, I do the hand
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: with it because it's such an intricate movement.
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: Oh, you want to go to the cars? You want
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: to ride the cars? I bet you fucking do.
• 35:45
  Speaker 12: This, mister coffee, coffee, you wouldn't.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: Want to go to the cars.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: So this was the week where they were fracking for coffee,
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: the cars were running on coffee.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: You want to go to the cars?
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: You think about the pup of the week. We don't
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: write any of the dialogue.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: We kind of see what you're gonna say and see
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: if it's ticks.
• 36:17
  Speaker 10: More than at this point we're doing. We're building a puppet.
• 36:21
  Speaker 10: We don't have time to write entirely crazy.
• 36:25
  Speaker 12: Sometimes it works.
• 36:25
  Speaker 11: I mean sometimes you write mister Coffee hoping that he'll
• 36:28
  Speaker 11: say something about coffee, yes, or at least sound maybe
• 36:31
  Speaker 11: what you would think.
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: Coffee sounds like he has a very.
• 36:36
  Speaker 11: The character for the South Park mister Towel Towel to
• 36:40
  Speaker 11: voice stout cars.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: I haven't seen that show, and I have to.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: Say to that was a frustrat not to air stuff
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: out here, But that was a frustrating week because that
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: was a frustrating week because we shoot that puppet first
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: and then we had to write in all the cars.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: We had to write in this full sideline. Did old
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: cars the kids?
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: Yes, we would to go to the cars. We didn't
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: have a car planned for the whole episode.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Well you have to drive your car into the studio.
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: My car.
• 37:10
  Speaker 12: Were cilions and damages and the board is it the
• 37:14
  Speaker 12: board easy?
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: Or sare dropped fifty five percent?
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: That was tough our private site.
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: We were almost destroyed overnight.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Please do your lady Bug with a huge badge.
• 37:28
  Speaker 11: So this is Ladybug with a huge badge. We called
• 37:31
  Speaker 11: it a different thing, but internally we knew.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: A huge sack.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: We called it.
• 37:38
  Speaker 12: That's not that.
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: This is from you know our no cuss drafts.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Sometimes me the name, but keep the puppet the same
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: the puppet so the kids don't know the difference.
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: We called this one lady.
• 37:51
  Speaker 18: Come on, I love when you get different thesis. There's kids,
• 37:57
  Speaker 18: we know whatever you want it there and they'll see colors.
• 38:04
  Speaker 18: Because he's saying, they're not gonna know what's a badge.
• 38:05
  Speaker 18: If a lady has a badge, you're gonna think, oh,
• 38:07
  Speaker 18: a pocket.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: They're just kids.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: She's so angry that the kids don't know.
• 38:12
  Speaker 12: I'm passionate. The kids won't know, and you know that
• 38:16
  Speaker 12: they think you're a big piece of hair.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is just a This is exactly
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: like when you were caught on that hot mic and
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: your anti kids ranked ranted Soho House.
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: It almost destroyed our stuff.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: Getund specifically to see what Soho House was about.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: You didn't have a me.
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: Try the su cast needs to go to house.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: You heard a lot about it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: You just wanted to, like, what the hell has that
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: bad hot michaelmost destroyed.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: I can't believe the entry you had to get long.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: It's not fair.
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: That's it, you know, fair supposed to be recorded in
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: there either.
• 38:57
  Speaker 10: No, that's that's the whole reason I went, I go
• 38:59
  Speaker 10: awesome privacy, Finally do you want it?
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: And you said, finally I can say what I want?
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Scream everyone.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: There's no kids there I can talk about to the
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: clip it was from Love Day, it's ahoyeah.
• 39:12
  Speaker 12: There was like a promotion they were doing.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: So the thing about kids is they're fucked.
• 39:17
  Speaker 12: They're fucked in the head, they're fucked in the body.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: They don't know what's up and what's down?
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: And our show can literally put pussy on screen and
• 39:24
  Speaker 10: they won't know a fucking difference between that and a penguin.
• 39:27
  Speaker 12: Oh, here is your go cheep falls ship, piss head.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: I'm seventeen, you know I was a kid. You Oh,
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: you got an imagination in there. No, I'm just working
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: here at the soho That's what I thought.
• 39:40
  Speaker 12: What's this look like?
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: Do you wake up?
• 39:43
  Speaker 12: It's my hand.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: You don't know anything.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: I think.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Vulture reported on that. Vulture gave you.
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, and someday you'll get really checked out. Really
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: check on is the one you want to get what you.
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: Want to That was a devastating day for us, but
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: we recovered.
• 40:06
  Speaker 12: We recovered financially well, no, we did not financially recover.
• 40:09
  Speaker 11: But we were recovering. We got the public well. The
• 40:12
  Speaker 11: Vulture was so nice because they really did a fair piece.
• 40:15
  Speaker 11: They gave both sides.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: We made a Vulture puppet in their honor.
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: Yes, oh, Vulture puppet. That was Puppet of the Day.
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: Vulture Vulture puppet.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: Yes, I did. Vulture Puppetsul one of my favorite puppets. Yeah,
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: it was really fun. One of my other favorite Puppets
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: was of course on re the Cajun jelly.
• 40:33
  Speaker 11: Bean, Yes, which I thought this was a very You
• 40:36
  Speaker 11: really were pushing for this one, you really, really, you
• 40:39
  Speaker 11: kept on saying, I just want to do Cajun.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Been playing Wally for so long, and then I went
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: on an alligator tour on my cousin's birthday.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: Thank you, belated, I suppose, thank you. It's actually crazy,
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: I was hoping. I was surprised because I hadn't said
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: anything until now. It was a couple of months ago. Yeah, sorry,
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: it's okay, it's okay.
• 41:00
  Speaker 12: Usually just in the group chat, just right, if it's
• 41:01
  Speaker 12: someone's birthday.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: I think it's just not fair to my cousin to
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: have to announce it. If you guys should know.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: You know, well, he's not in the chat, so do.
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: The Cajun bean.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Well, hey, now, get on over here, Get on over
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: here now, and let me sit on your tongue.
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: Let me sit on your tongue now and jump on
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: around now, let me get on down now.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: I think he's a scene with Vulture.
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: They talk to each Oh, yes.
• 41:27
  Speaker 9: I had to do.
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: That was a big day for me.
• 41:30
  Speaker 12: A lot of work.
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: Get on over here, yeah, put me in my mouth.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to come see a show at Union Hall.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going to review the rehearsal later.
• 41:44
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: So sometimes our show get so inside baseball.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: That Vulture just sounds like gets very.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: The references are so supposed to be. It's so accurate
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: that our kidsas of the audience just but again.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Our audience is kids, and they don't know the.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: At all.
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: Who's dad?
• 42:09
  Speaker 12: They go five comedians as you know, what color are they?
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: You know, I actually do believe kids are smart, and
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: I actually do believe kids are the future, and I
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: really think we should be looking out for them.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Careful.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: No, I'm gonna say it. I don't think this is
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: anything to have a crocodile to here.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: About, Okay, right, I mean, I'm just worried for you
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: in the future.
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: Do you think kids are the future?
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: What are you arguing the kids are not the future?
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: You think kids are the future?
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: And we're alive right now?
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: No, No, we're gonna die in We're gonna die in
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: fifty years on. There's shield gonna be a lot, you know.
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: Because they're talking about how kids are the future. Wait,
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: this might be even worse.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: They might go hippo mode.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: They're going.
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: I'm never coming back from the Oh no, do you
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: guys want to hear we do? Lady Buck with a
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: big vacuum.
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: I've been ladies, please.
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: Hello kids. Yeah that's right, it's me, Lady the Bug.
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: What do you notice about me?
• 43:33
  Speaker 12: And then nic go pockets.
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: Big pot Yeah yeah, they're just big.
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: Just I don't like her, I don't.
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: Way.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: I don't want to blame you for this, but we
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: are the first children's public access so Joe to ever
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: lose our.
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: Che rating, and it was right after Ladybug with a
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: big badge.
• 44:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Like, I don't know what she does to the energy,
• 44:08
  Speaker 10: but it goes off intro noise for two minutes straight,
• 44:14
  Speaker 10: which is really tough.
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: I didn't want to bring this up.
• 44:17
  Speaker 12: What is your deal to.
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: Or on camera?
• 44:23
  Speaker 9: What do you?
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: What do you?
• 44:24
  Speaker 12: What's up your ass?
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: Listen, when our favorite rib guy died, they went to
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: his apartment and there were hundreds and hundreds of drawings
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: of Ladybug with a big bad.
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: What are you replying?
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: What do you feel?
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: He's not flying anything. I'm just bringing up a fact.
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: I'm just studying a fact.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: And I heard this through the grape vine Glenn in
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: the control room told me about it, and I and
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: I just needed to bring it up. And I think
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: it's weird, and I wanted to bring up if you
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: knew that I just we all missed the rib guy
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: and I know I didn't know.
• 45:23
  Speaker 11: That it wasn't doing it on purpose. He obviously had
• 45:29
  Speaker 11: a weird thing for Ladybug with a big match.
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: I had nothing to do with that.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: But you said you created it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: I created the character.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: Yes, So do you accept responsibility for killing the rib guy?
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: I didn't kill him.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: That's what you're employing.
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: I'm not implying. I'm just asking.
• 45:50
  Speaker 11: You're implying that I killed Big Rick and his big
• 45:53
  Speaker 11: ribs because my Ladybug voice was so sexy that he
• 45:57
  Speaker 11: couldn't stop drawing them.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: They were everywhere, They were in lipstick on the mirror.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: You know some details of it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 12: Huh?
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Why were you in Are you scared?
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: You in Big Rigs appartment?
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: If you're scared, I wasn't in there.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Trick I learned at col arts I think we should
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: all use right now is when in heavy conflict, sometimes
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: it's easy to talk as your puppet.
• 46:21
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, that's a really good idea, you.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Should tell this straight to Lady Brick.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right. Maybe Lady Big with the Big Match
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: has the answer.
• 46:29
  Speaker 12: Let's ask her.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, Oh boy, I came up with some really confusing
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: news recently, and I guess I'm wondering if Ladybug, Lady
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: the Bug has some answers to some questions I.
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: Have anybody else got anything in saying to me?
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: Answer, Hey, Lady the Bug, what do you think about Ribs?
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 46:56
  Speaker 8: Rims are a.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Sorry. I'm just trying to right so Dammy can do
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: it and I can't.
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: I get it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: I'm an injured.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: Answer.
• 47:13
  Speaker 8: He said, what else?
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Does anybody else have anything?
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: I did?
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: That's on me? Go ahead.
• 47:22
  Speaker 8: I thought it was kind of like an all gather around.
• 47:23
  Speaker 12: No, no, I'd like to hear what you have to say.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: I'm just a lonely more and I just want to
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: know where you were the night that Rib's guy died.
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: Well, I can vouch for him.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: He was watching Maria Vamford's YouTube special and I found
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: it to be actually much more interesting than her Netflix one,
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: which I do think is great.
• 47:57
  Speaker 8: But I think that you don't have to color fruit
• 48:03
  Speaker 8: you have anything to say.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: Your lips are looking gorgeous today, my lady.
• 48:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, all over you and I got something to say.
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: I'm just a lady.
• 48:22
  Speaker 9: And if you think I didn't anything with the man,
• 48:26
  Speaker 9: you have no.
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: I love my wife and kids.
• 48:33
  Speaker 9: I didn't have any sort of loving relationship with Rick
• 48:39
  Speaker 9: the Big rips Man. We didn't see each other when
• 48:44
  Speaker 9: he would be finishing his show and I'd be starting mine,
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: and he would say, hey, Bill, and I'd say, I'm
• 48:52
  Speaker 9: not billing you.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: You guys are still closing with a badge.
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: You can call me, but Dounia. You can call me
• 49:02
  Speaker 8: lady bug with a big batch. Because it doesn't count.
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: If I'm a puppet, it doesn't count. If I'm a puppet,
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: it doesn't count. Stop stop, stop you what happened?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: We lost you?
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: You?
• 49:23
  Speaker 12: Oh no, you and your puppets?
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: The reality shifted.
• 49:29
  Speaker 8: I think you and and rip guy do.
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: We get that? Boys?
• 49:34
  Speaker 12: I think I think.
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: I'm just looking at us that.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: You sent me in here as a sting operation.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: You didn't film that. Have you been playing Wally this
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: whole time?
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: No, I'm Wally. I've always been walking.
• 49:54
  Speaker 12: You are You don't even care about Wally?
• 49:57
  Speaker 8: Care about is an undercover cop. No, no, no, you're
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: a rat.
• 50:02
  Speaker 15: No.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Six months ago, a CIA guy showed up at my
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: door and he said, I think we can pin a
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: murder on this guy him and he said, I think
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: this guy killed the Ribs guy.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: And so I've been trying to help because you have
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: shafted me of.
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: My glory, my whole life.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: I put my blizzweat and tears into Wally. I'm the face.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: I'm not even I don't even get the merch.
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: I don't even get anything.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: And you know what, as I'm crying.
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: How do you like it?
• 50:37
  Speaker 17: And I.
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: Just feel like.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Your eyes pretty wet. You'll work on it.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: I will.
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: Hey, thanks for trying.
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Thanks, you're fired?
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: Oh and then hired?
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: What why?
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: Congratulations?
• 51:12
  Speaker 12: Welcome to the team.
• 51:13
  Speaker 8: You're a founder now, no, you're a founder.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: Now you just well, I'm glad we lost the tapes.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: My friend's edocent.
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: And guess what, since we just lost a member of
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: our main company, we gained a new one. No way,
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: you're about to be paid.
• 51:30
  Speaker 12: Thirty six thousand dollars a year.
• 51:33
  Speaker 8: No benefits.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Welcome to the Public Access team.
• 51:38
  Speaker 11: Thank you, and you're going to get a credit at
• 51:40
  Speaker 11: the end when we do with a very very very
• 51:42
  Speaker 11: fast credits.
• 51:44
  Speaker 12: Your name will be up there like it hasn't been before.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: This is the greatest day of my wife. I can't
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: wait to tell everybody I went to Colorgs with and
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: all my family.
• 51:53
  Speaker 12: This is the greatest damn my life.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Think you you won't regretless?
• 51:56
  Speaker 9: Do you?
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: Guys?
• 51:56
  Speaker 12: Mind if I share my favorite puppet of the week.
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, friendship puppet.
• 52:06
  Speaker 12: I'll do it for you now.
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: Everywhere together, happy lost best friends for ever. The Dolders
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  Speaker 7: are fun.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: For Tammy.
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