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The People's Donkey · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
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  Speaker 1: Remember now, that's that's how they choose to call in
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  Speaker 1: now eight hundred five eighty five one oh five One.
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  Speaker 2: Donkey of today for Friday, August seventh is the people's donkey.
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  Speaker 2: You know, every Friday we open up the phone lines
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  Speaker 2: and we allow you, the people, to give somebody the
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  Speaker 2: credit they deserve for being stupid.
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  Speaker 1: So good morning.
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  Speaker 2: It was this, hey adele, how are you sir?
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  Speaker 3: To meet me? And just is out?
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  Speaker 4: But I gotta give y'all. By the other day air
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  Speaker 4: pressing my sister and fright Mesha Brown to try to
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  Speaker 4: help me, trying to tell her she's missing out?
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  Speaker 1: Who pressure? Who tried to pressure? Who tried to pressure
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  Speaker 1: to me? Sha Brown? In the smoking week.
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  Speaker 3: My other sister, Hilary, I know she did well.
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  Speaker 4: She love she totally y'all get to you behind me,
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  Speaker 4: That's what she was saying in her mind.
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  Speaker 3: I can see it. Well, just back, that's a positive help.
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  Speaker 2: Just gonna be a Cali tonight. Us you got shows
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  Speaker 2: in Ontario and you know me and me live out
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  Speaker 2: in Cali, so they might smoke the night and you
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  Speaker 2: know they blowing down, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, just no me me, get me behind me, and
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  Speaker 3: that's the problem. No matter, tell your neighbor, get me
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  Speaker 3: behind you, behind me.
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  Speaker 1: All right now.
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  Speaker 2: If your neighbor Saucy's Antanna, you're gonna be in trouble
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  Speaker 2: when Saucy get behind you.
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  Speaker 1: You and you asked for it. Okay. I have a
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  Speaker 1: great dayself.
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  Speaker 4: Are you having a couple of washing your behind with
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  Speaker 4: your wife out of town?
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  Speaker 5: Dang?
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  Speaker 1: His wife? His wife is his neighbor, his neighbor, guy
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  Speaker 1: behind him? God damn it. Charlemagne's been assistant, thank you
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  Speaker 1: saying no, I am not your neighbor. Okay, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Who's this?
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to say my name.
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  Speaker 2: It's the radio. You can say whatever name you've always
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  Speaker 2: wanted to be called. You do not have to be.
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  Speaker 7: Anymous I don't want to sell lame Solomon. I want
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  Speaker 7: to give you dog day.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're from Charleston.
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  Speaker 5: You see me me shirt that she's hearing right, and
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  Speaker 5: I love me me but it was kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 7: But you all talk about Lauren.
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  Speaker 5: Why you don't say nothing about me?
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  Speaker 6: Me?
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  Speaker 1: Me got on a white and brown shirt. It's not skin.
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  Speaker 1: Got what sin that's not white and brown? That's skin.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that. I'm like, what's wrong with her shirt?
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  Speaker 1: It's white with like brown silk, no skin? Half a
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  Speaker 1: shirt on? What's wrong with me?
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  Speaker 3: Me shirt?
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  Speaker 1: It's not a shirt I got on discount. Came on
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  Speaker 1: me half the shirt. I don't think it's nothing wrong
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  Speaker 1: with me? Sir, tell me what's wrong me?
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  Speaker 3: Me shirt?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say anything, but I was just wondering
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  Speaker 5: that I'm not going to say anything bad about me.
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  Speaker 7: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you for coming. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that was, just now me and me. He's just mad
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  Speaker 1: because you're going at Lauren, going on Lauren to Lauren
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  Speaker 1: be looking ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: She looked like now she looked decent today she dropped
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  Speaker 2: like a little black and mind which you look cool?
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, she got black and Micaul tore on, good morning?
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  Speaker 3: Who's this water?
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  Speaker 1: What's happening?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 1: This was the do you you want to get the
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  Speaker 1: biggest heat?
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  Speaker 3: Hard too? Child support system? What happened?
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  Speaker 5: So I have six children?
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  Speaker 1: Lord, have mercy? You need to same.
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  Speaker 8: Mama my first two or fourteen fifteen mom passed, Oh
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  Speaker 8: sorry forever?
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  Speaker 2: So you got two baby mothers? How many baby mamas.
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  Speaker 2: You got four, you got four baby mamas. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to hear you complain about child support at Also,
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  Speaker 2: you don't have the right complain about child you got
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  Speaker 2: four baby mothers and six kids.
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  Speaker 1: If you're on child support, you're supposed to go.
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  Speaker 5: No, don't get me, don't get me confused. Now out
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  Speaker 5: maintaining child support.
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  Speaker 1: I know my job, Okay.
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  Speaker 8: I agree on the system that it's how it trickles
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  Speaker 8: down to the mothers. It'd be a lot cheaper for
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  Speaker 8: me the case of directly than having to go through
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  Speaker 8: the system got you.
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  Speaker 2: But it's better to go through the system because they
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  Speaker 2: can keep track of everything.
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  Speaker 1: I know guys who were just paying the.
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  Speaker 2: Baby mamas directly because they didn't want to deal with
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  Speaker 2: the courts, and they thought that if they just kept
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  Speaker 2: their receipts, uh, when they finally did go to court,
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  Speaker 2: they could show the judge that the judge did not
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  Speaker 2: acknowledge acknowledge them those receipts at all.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it depends on what state you are, because sometimes
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  Speaker 5: on the receipts of the.
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  Speaker 1: Like gifts got you.
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  Speaker 8: So you just spend one thousand dollars on the child,
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  Speaker 8: show it to them and be like now it doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Tell well you want to pay less than child support?
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  Speaker 2: That's what you're calling for today. Yeah, yeah, well you
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  Speaker 2: should have had less kids and you should have rap.
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  Speaker 1: Just like, what are we talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Here, sir?
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  Speaker 2: Like I have no, I cannot have remorse for you
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  Speaker 2: got four baby mothers and six kids.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, your child support bill is gonna be high, sir,
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  Speaker 1: learn how to pull out. Have a nice day. Good morning?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning?
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  Speaker 7: Cash?
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  Speaker 5: Helen Island?
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  Speaker 3: Manwall doing piece cash?
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  Speaker 1: You want to get the biggest her too?
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  Speaker 7: Man, I gotta give it to my baby mama Man
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  Speaker 7: for not letting my thought on her birthday and trying
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  Speaker 7: to keep go away from me.
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  Speaker 1: No, man, what talk to me? I know you call
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  Speaker 1: them Charleston.
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  Speaker 3: Right, No, Helen Island, it's not adul you said.
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  Speaker 1: I can hear the geechee in you. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, hell yeah, okay, talking to me?
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 7: Basically, she's trying to stab at my relationship that she's
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  Speaker 7: not happy. She's not happy and I'm happy and she
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  Speaker 7: hate to see that I'm happy. And now she's trying
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  Speaker 7: to destroy what I've got and keep the kids away
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  Speaker 7: from me because of that. That's whack. It really got
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  Speaker 7: me messed up right now, man, I just want to
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  Speaker 7: give a shout to my baby girl, Nola Walker. I
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  Speaker 7: want to let her know that I love her and
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  Speaker 7: happy breath to her. My son. That's a Noga Walker.
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  Speaker 7: I love you and my lady Leilah, I love you.
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  Speaker 1: You can't take your baby mama to court.
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  Speaker 7: That's what it looked like. Will have to be man.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, do that, my brother, do exactly what she
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  Speaker 2: would do to you if you if if the shoe.
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  Speaker 1: Was on the other foot. Exactly, Yes, sir, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Who's this?
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  Speaker 5: Who's D'Angel for Roperl Illinois.
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  Speaker 1: D'Angelo from Illinois. You want to get the biggest heart to.
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  Speaker 4: Sir man today we got to give it to the
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  Speaker 4: top dog blowing the water man.
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  Speaker 1: What you're going to lands at the breakfast club? What
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  Speaker 1: top dog load did?
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  Speaker 5: Listen? Man, Lord get the donkey the other day for
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  Speaker 5: her reliable source because there's no cigarettes in the Fed.
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  Speaker 5: Diddy don't smoke cigarettes in the Fed.
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  Speaker 1: You can't smoke cigarettes in the fast You.
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  Speaker 4: Don't know for her to say the officer told her
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  Speaker 4: Diddy smoking in the wrong area.
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  Speaker 5: Man, cigarette's been banned.
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  Speaker 3: In a title Correctional Institute.
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  Speaker 2: Props about the baby byby smoking weed in prisons, they
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  Speaker 2: be having cell phones in the prisoners, they be having
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff smoking, brother, but.
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  Speaker 5: Right they do, and I want to tell you that's
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  Speaker 5: absolutely true. But what officer tells you to go to
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  Speaker 5: this dome to use your phone or this done to
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  Speaker 5: smoke your illegal confermand long sorce?
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  Speaker 4: Baby?
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  Speaker 3: You right?
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  Speaker 1: I got yeah, you're right. I'm looking it up right now.
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  Speaker 2: It says Federal Correctional Institution for Dick's tobacco products are
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  Speaker 2: strictly contraband and banned for inmates.
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  Speaker 5: So what officer would tell them you smoking in the
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  Speaker 5: wrong area?
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  Speaker 7: You feel me?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it is diddy though, So I mean smoking in
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  Speaker 2: the wrong area, smoking in the area. You mean, hey,
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  Speaker 2: don't be smoking right here. They gonna see you go
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  Speaker 2: over there. They won't be able to see you over there.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 5: If you're paying off with Baby Royd.
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  Speaker 3: You know, man, you don't need that.
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  Speaker 1: Babyl Good morning? Who's this? It's the last call?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this?
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  Speaker 8: This?
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  Speaker 1: Roseanne? Good morning? Who would you like to give the
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  Speaker 1: biggest sa Hart to Roseanne?
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  Speaker 6: To you?
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  Speaker 2: You're always talking about bb What you mean b b W?
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  Speaker 6: Cause okay, who was there one day or Tuesday? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I had read something about talking about when getting and
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  Speaker 6: you assumed that she was a big girl. I would
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  Speaker 6: always gotta get damn on, big girl.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking out for y'all like the big girls are.
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  Speaker 3: Usually we.
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  Speaker 6: Don't pay our way.
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  Speaker 7: They pay out way now.
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  Speaker 2: Now now we're not gonna sit here and act like
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  Speaker 2: the big girls don't be having the snacks.
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  Speaker 1: Good job.
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  Speaker 6: We do, we got all, but they gonna pay us.
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  Speaker 6: We don't pay now, they gonna pay us pay.
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  Speaker 2: So I refuse to believe people paying you like you
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  Speaker 2: weigh in this economy that's way too much money.
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  Speaker 1: How much you how much?
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  Speaker 6: It ain't even about said conversations at Nation.
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  Speaker 3: You understand my friend, No.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. Actually didn't understand what you.
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  Speaker 6: Need coming down on the same girl. We need to
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  Speaker 6: all that, Okay, all that now, But in my case
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  Speaker 6: and in my friend, first, we don't.
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  Speaker 2: I was giving the big girls a compliment, y'all, the
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  Speaker 2: women that guys can go to and lay up with
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  Speaker 2: and get taken care of.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: While why wall you said why white? Why what did
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  Speaker 1: you say? Let me know.
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  Speaker 6: I'm my big girls.
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  Speaker 7: Come see you.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna get you together quick.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be able to catch me. Everybody we
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  Speaker 1: worked out and get work out. I'm gonna just do
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  Speaker 1: a little light job. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't never ever seen the offensive tackle catching a
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  Speaker 2: running back ain't happening.
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  Speaker 6: It's all happen.
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  Speaker 1: How much you wait?
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  Speaker 6: I am actually five and fifty.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm okay, five ten fifty.
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  Speaker 7: That ain't too bad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you have a great day, man, you too, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I think you can recruit her five ten two fifty. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: thank you for calling.
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  Speaker 1: We do the People's Donkey every Friday. Okay, you can.
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  Speaker 1: But thank you for calling.
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