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JFK Files Drop, Tracy Morgan Pukes, & Bubba Unblocks Everyone! · Tigs Bits Podcast

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Y'all are joined with us. We're joined with you.
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We're all one. I sound like James Hetfield from
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Metallica. You are one.
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You're one with us. We're one with you.
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Wild intro. Let's jump into a little Bubba
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News. This is something that that
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happened last week and I found it interesting and I, I don't
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know, I'm hoping that the chat can chime in and maybe fill us
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in a little bit on what, if anything has come from it.
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But I as soon as I saw it and heard it, I went oh boy, oh boy.
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So Bubba decided last week to pardon.
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I think that was the term they finally came up with to pardon
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all of the blocked people. That was in all of his social
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media. Wow, you think that includes
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Mike Calta? I mean, it sounded like it was a
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complete wiping. I I don't see how that could
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include Mike Calta. Like I think you have to be
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selective at some point. I don't know how labor intensive
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it is based off of the reactions of just Lummy's face, which he
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doesn't ever sell frustration or anything like.
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That but I. Saw him kind of slunk a little
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bit like shit. Oh my God, here we go again.
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I got it. Now here we go again.
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And now I have to go through. You probably have to
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individually click. There's God knows with the show
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rocking like they like there's they probably have 1500 people.
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I don't know. Some of the admins are, yeah.
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And everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So yeah, what do you think about that?
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Do you think that's a good idea? Is it crazy?
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Should we follow? And I mean, unleash the 10 or 15
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people that we blocked. I mean, it's this.
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I don't think we're there yet. I think let's let's keep things
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smooth and right. OK, good.
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That's well, I agree. So there, that's settled.
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Great. No, I say we, I say we allow
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them and challenge them to a Spartan fight at the props
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brewery. All in ancient chainmail.
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Oh, I missed the. Random.
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Thought I missed props. It's been a minute since we've
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done a props show. Yeah, it has been.
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It's just. But yeah, it hadn't worked out.
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It hadn't worked out. It's there and their Internet is
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there and it's blazing fast. We want everyone to do it
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function. We could get out there and do
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it, some sort of a fight, you know what I mean?
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We can get out there in the grass and roll around and have
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just absolutely beautiful video live streamed from the outdoors
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at Bobs. For sure.
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I mean, I think that'd be great. I'd love to get in and spark
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with a couple of these jackasses that have left us some dumb ass
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content and comments. Not content.
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They've not certainly not given us anything.
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They have given us a little content, a little heat is fun
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for sure, but it gets to a point where it's just like, you know,
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it was cute, it was funny. I love it.
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And then it's like you this is, this is your, they love it so
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much, your gimmicks getting old. It's the same old thing for
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everybody. Everybody knows your gimmick.
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I've had enough. I've had enough.
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You know, so yeah, I, I'm done. Bubba's got a look.
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Bubba's got a documentary coming out.
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So he's opening every Ave. every gate.
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Haters, lovers, people that are indifferent.
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He wants everybody to be tuned in and not it's a good move.
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It's a good move, yeah. Bring everything.
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It's this thing drops. I'm on every Ave., every gate
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open. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, you go, you do all the press you can.
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That's the, you know, back in the when we.
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That's how I got to do the interview, the podcast with
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McConaughey. That time he had a book coming
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out. You got a book coming out.
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You talk to any and everybody you can.
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Yeah, you don't you don't leave no stones unturned.
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You know, you tap every, you reach everybody you can because
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I actually saw two. Just see the where.
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What was that today, Bubba Army. As I've been able to slow down
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and look at some things online, I noticed National Radio Hall of
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Fame has opened up its nomination process.
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I don't know when it reopened, but it closes Monday, March
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31st. I also didn't know the public
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could nominate. Is my understanding that all the
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nominees. So we need to nominate Bubba.
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That's. What it was need to get on that?
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Oh, here we go. Yeah, Biggie.
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Biggie says he wants a he wanted people to go on the site and do
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a write in. So hell yeah.
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Everybody out there. Yeah.
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Hit radio halloffame.com. Radio halloffame.com is where
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you want to go. There it is to.
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Get this action done. Yeah, let's do this.
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Good thing we good thing we're talking about it cuz sets at
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Disneyland or something with his kids.
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So he's not he's not on top making sure we're spreading this
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word. So but he knows we got his back.
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See boys, Lummy, Seth, you know we got y'all back.
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We're always looking out for you guys.
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You know how we roll. Hey, dude, I don't know.
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I think I think you're right. The heat could be good.
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The heat could be good. Did you all see Tracy Morgan?
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Yeah, Courtside and the New York Knicks game.
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Yeah, they got. Started off in a wheelchair
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afterwards. I hope it was like you just
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drank too much is what I'm hoping.
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But I don't know, man. I don't know.
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I don't know what it was. Yeah, he.
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Claims food poisoning. Saint Patrick's Day poisoning is
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what he got. He was vomiting.
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Like he couldn't even get up to vomit.
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Oh, yeah, Patrick. Well, they could get him in a
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wheelchair. And yeah, they carried him out
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in a wheelchair. Maybe he was sick.
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I mean, he certainly was sick, there ain't no doubt about that.
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I mean, homeboy was sick as hell, but you know.
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It's weird, you sit there and just puke like if I'm, if I'm
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puking, I'm running. I'm trying to get somewhere.
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But you know what? I'll let you play this and I,
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and I do want to bring up a point.
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So he's already puked once. Here you can see the the pile.
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But here he goes. He this is a miserable feeling.
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The guy standing next to him like you ain't puking on my
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shoes. I'm going to stand up and watch
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you, buddy. No, no.
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And then they had to wheel him out.
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I mean, dude, he's never going to.
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He's never going to live that down.
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No, you know, he's never going to live that of all the things.
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So I hate it for him. I don't think.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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Maybe he's clipped as all get out.
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I have no idea. Maybe he's stoversing.
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Because I know pukers are different.
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There's different pukers, like, all right, So my son is a puker
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and he's still a puker to the state.
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As a kid, I used to think it was a kid thing.
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Like he just doesn't understand. Like if you feel like you got to
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throw up, let's run to a toilet, let's go somewhere to throw up.
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Because that's what I do. If I feel like I have to, I'm
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getting to a place to do it. But some people when it happens,
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they just get overwhelmed and they just kind of become
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paralyzed and they just start throwing up.
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And I'm like, can you get up and move?
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Like, do your legs quit working when you have to throw?
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I don't get it. But it is a thing because he
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still to this day will stand there and just puke and he just
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can't stop. And I don't mean to call a man
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out, but man is the same way. Like I've seen, you know, she
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feels bad. And we're just sitting there.
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It's like 8. And it's like, can we can we not
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move along like it? Some people just come paralyzed.
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So yeah, to to his credit, he may have been sober as heck, you
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know? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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But that's a great point, Blasey, because good or bad,
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I've unfortunately seen a lot of people throw up over the years.
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And you're right there are it's it there's some that will can
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can hide and will choke it down or do something and then some
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that, like you said, paralyze, just write their own, you know,
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can't helpless. So that's that's that's weird.
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I wonder if there's any studies on how that work.
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I'm sure somebody's funded a big old money and then somebody
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pocketed it to. Do so you know they have.
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But but that's a good point though, because that's that that
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really have he might be like that and depends on how bad if
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it can't, a food poison came over him and he was like, you
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know, I think I need to go use the bathroom.
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And then he's like, he goes, I'm alright.
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Then he goes, sits and it starts kicking in and you get real sick
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and it's hot, you know? Hot.
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That hot people and you're like. He's like, well.
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Think about, too, if you get up from courtside, you know how far
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it is to get somewhere. Unless you know where a trash
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can is behind something over there.
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You got to get up, go down through a vomitory into a
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hallway. Yeah, so I mean, I would have
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grabbed a cup or my jacket or. Something if it hadn't been
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Saint Patrick's Day, I wouldn't even be assuming this stuff, you
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know what I mean? Like, but I just assume it.
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But that again, there's that weird anomaly where people like
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just as sober as they can be and just as I've seen it, you know
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what I mean? Like first hand, like they just,
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you just become paralyzed and it's like, and it happens
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wanting to, they just sit there. Are we going to move?
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Like, can we not get to a toilet and can we not put this
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somewhere else? Some people just cannot.
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I believe it's an 8 and there's nothing that they can do about
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it. That's it.
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Yeah, no doubt, Jr. So any of the times that you've
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been in, in the beautiful Madison Square Garden, which I
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know that you played there, I'm pretty sure you told us that you
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played there. Before with judges, the Garden.
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Yeah, we opened from Wayne and Lambert did.
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You ever see anybody puke at the garden?
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I did not see anybody. I I hell, I might have puked at
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the garden. I barely remember being at the
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garden, to be honest with you. No, and I think we played there
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with Eric Church too one time, but no, I vaguely remember.
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That was a long time ago, you know, a lot of shows in between,
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but it was it was a very special moment.
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I didn't don't think I saw anybody puke.
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A lot of people partying, but you know, I was like a kid in
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the candy store. I'm trying to find the exact
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hallway that Hulk Hogan walked out of at WrestleMania.
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And I'm, I'm staring at the, the ceiling, the thing that hangs
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down with the ceiling, you know, the it's still the original type
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thing says image position. Yourself with that when you come
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out. Yeah, I'm just, I can't.
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I'm just looking at that. I'm in the hallway looking at
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the ramp thinking, man, this is where they, because it's really
9:25
a tight load in. And it's not because it's old,
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you know, it's not made for modern stuff.
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You got to ramp everything up a spiral, a corridor in the back
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to get in the. Damn middle of downtown.
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How does the 18 Wheeler get to that thing?
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Stop traffic. You have to spend a lot of money
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to have police and shut the roads down.
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It's a system, Yeah. And the buses have to stay
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across the river. And I mean, it's a, it's an
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ordeal, but yeah, I, I can only imagine being in there, a
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building like that, you know, with just a lot of people in
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general. He he's got a jacket on.
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Even if it was cool when you walked in, all the people get
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around, it gets hot. You get to moving and then you
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don't feel well, I could see it, you know, I hate it for him
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because I'm a big Tracy Morgan fan.
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Obviously. He when Eddie Murphy did the
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playing Tracy Morgan on the SNL skit recently, I thought, man,
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Tracy's kind of like a new Eddie kind of, I'm not putting Eddie's
10:14
the goat, obviously, but Tracy feels the guy.
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He's got a nice niche for himself.
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That's kind of like Eddie was kind of like, I don't know, kind
10:23
of bad boy, kind of like I'm be I'm too big.
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I'm, I'm, you know, I'm not just everybody else kind of deal I
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guess. What do you mean I'm bad boy
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with my bright grapes? What he did?
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That's my Tracy Morgan. I've never even done an
10:35
impersonation to him, but there he got it.
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He's great. He called brain grapes on
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something. He called it his.
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You blowing my brain grapes. Oh, that one.
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I love that one. He.
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Goes I just like it. I only eat 4 cheese lasagna.
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You bring me a three cheese lasagna.
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I ain't eating it. I.
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Love. Him, but it was great.
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But anyway, so yeah, I hate that for Tracy.
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I'm sure, I'm sure we'll hear more about it.
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It'll, you know, come out. Hopefully it was just food
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poisoning He gets over. He didn't have, you know, flu or
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nothing crazy. Crazy crazy man crazy.
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I don't know if y'all saw this today before we dive into JFKI.
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Didn't mean I didn't mean to make that rhyme, but I sure did
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today. Did y'all see Happy Guild War 2?
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The trailer for it? It came out today.
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I've not. I did see that.
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Yeah, that's cool. Heck yeah, that's real cool it.
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Looks great, man. It looks great.
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It does. It looks fun.
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Nostalgic. I don't.
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I mean, it's gonna be how do you beat the original?
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You know, I don't think is it gonna be funnier than the
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original? No, not.
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A try not, but with original, we're glad that there's more.
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It could be fun, Absolutely. Oh well, you gotta try.
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It's like Top Gun too. If not, it's the what if.
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If not, it's the man they should have, man they should.
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I can't believe that. They should have done anything
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they still. Have bombs, they said.
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Well, that was as good as the first one.
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So you can't win. There's a no, there's no
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winning, but you got to do it. Basically you.
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Got to do it. You got to do it, but I want to
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see that movie in the theater, man, and it's so it's coming out
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on Netflix. Well, it's going to be in the
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theater. Well, you.
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Yeah. Maybe they'll put it in the
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theater, but yeah, that kind of like crazy, isn't it?
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That's kind of. Wild.
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But I mean, Netflix is paying Adam Sandler a boatload.
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And when I say boatload, I'm talking about a boatload, maybe
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a couple of Navy carrier ships, loads of money to do that stuff.
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So I mean, it's going to obviously do well.
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That'll be your number one movie of the summer, I do believe,
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because it comes out July 25th. We'll, we'll be all people in
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our age group for sure. The big news, it happened just
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before this show aired, before we even went out.
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I was I was at the gym and saw that it came out.
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So I immediately said started using Grok and Chat GPTS deep
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research function. Like you've seen these 80,000
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pages that were released today. What is your summary?
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What is happening? Can you tell us a little bit
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more? I mean, I don't have a ton of
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stuff really to read. Basically here's what Grok said.
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I'm just going to read what it said.
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I've started digging into the 80,000 pages of JFK files
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released today following Trump's order.
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Given my processing speed, I can handle large volumes quickly.
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Think hours, not months like a human might need.
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So far, the initial scans align with what early reports are
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saying. No earth shattering revelations.
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The documents include about 2400 newly identified FBI records,
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and they seem to reinforce the established narrative Lee Harvey
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Oswald likely acted alone with no definitive proof of a
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conspiracy. There's new contact, no new
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context though. Details on Oswald's Mexico City
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trip, CIA surveillance, FBI warnings before his death, and
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some agency communication breakdowns.
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Nothing's jumped out as a game changer yet, but it's a massive
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data set and I'm still cross referencing.
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I'll keep analyzing and can update you as I find anything
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noteworthy. That's amazing, isn't it?
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I mean, Grok is just out there grinding.
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Grok on the grind. We got grind in grind, Yeah.
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Grinding ChatGPT basically said the same thing, but since I did
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deep research, it was so deep, it came with pictures and all
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kinds of stuff and like you could turn it in as a term
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paper. Is it accurate?
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I don't know, man. It was those files were just
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released a couple of hours ago, but it's still, that's what
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that's what they do. That's what AI can do is they
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can process that. That's, that's crazy.
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And I, I can't wait to see what all kind of comes from that.
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It's like to me though, if this is a narrative that continues
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and this is what continues to be, we still get this.
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I don't think people, people are going to like doubt it more than
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ever because it's like we know that was not the case.
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Doubling down the filtered crap that they're giving us too.
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They they've they've somehow files have been removed.
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Wait, how many years has it been?
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50 plus like so 60, almost 60 years plus 62 years.
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So what has happened over that time?
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You don't think things have been taken out of that?
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If, if, if you don't give me something worth of crap in in
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there they were. Taken out 62 years ago.
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We'll see the same We'll see the same thing with what's his
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name's Gig Book, the guy that killed him, that hung himself.
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The the. Whatever.
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Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, we'll get, we'll get that
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about 62 years from now. Same thing.
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And they was like, oh, it wasn't nothing in there.
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It was. But it was like it was like
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Jimmy Hoffa's where they think they buried Jimmy Hoffa or are
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Al Capone's Al Capone safe. Whatever was Geraldo did that
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time, You know, they go, oh, there's nothing here.
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I'm like, come on now. After all that, J, there's
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something in the CIA files they found, if nothing else, that we
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found interesting in the plot. I mean, there's got to be
16:05
something. Man, there's something I mean.
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It's going to be fun. Wouldn't they have told us?
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Why wouldn't they have already told us?
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Well, I can only imagine right now they're God knows how many
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shows sitting there just analyzing all 80,000 pages.
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And, and we're going to hand, we're giving our resident alien
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expert and resident complete conspiracy theorist person
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Bowser a little time to digest this bad way, you know?
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I know you're listening. Let's start digging in, buddy,
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because we need to bring in soon to break this down, dissect this
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thing, give the human, whatever you are, element to this human
16:46
alien element to this action. So yeah.
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Alien. Not yeah.
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Yeah, he is an alien. Look, there's no doubt.
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But here's the here's the deal. I ain't buying what they're
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selling right now. There's no way there was a long
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gunman that could shoot a 30 out six with a bolt action 30 out
17:05
six that fast. Three shots that accurate.
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No way heads don't go back. What about the grassy?
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No, it's it's so many questions of the bullets.
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It's like this magic bullet theory and all this.
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It doesn't. There's too many different entry
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ways it exits. It's like it nothing makes
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sense. It's like, could he get those
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shots off? I've been up there.
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I've been to that book depository.
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I've sat in that window and looked at that shot.
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I've seen the X on the sidewalk. It's not near as far as it looks
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like, You know, you're like, Oh yeah, that's that's a shot that
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could be made. The shot could be made one
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billion percent. It's just like those angles of
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the bullets could not have happened.
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It's like the. What about that documentary of
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the guy who said there was the films been doctored since day
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one and that it was the guy in front seat?
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What was that, Doctor? Yeah, I've seen that when it
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comes up. I don't think that's the doctor.
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Yeah. And and some and someone says
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they saw it once and then they got rid of it.
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This is the real footage, you know.
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And he turns and pops him. The driver shoots him.
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I don't know, dude. Somebody shot him.
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Other than the guy from behind. Yeah.
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And I mean you don't. You know, some say the driver
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did it. Yeah.
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And you know, that's why Governor Conley's got got grazed
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too. It was because of the.
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Driveway like the be like the guy who shot at Trump acted
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alone. No, he was coached.
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Not a chance, just let him just conveniently get to the on top
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of him location. Possible.
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Not a chance. No way.
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And I mean, I think that's what that's why it's been released.
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I'm, I mean, look, I don't care who's in office.
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I still don't believe, I'm not going to believe that there was
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just a sole gunman in that. And I can't believe it with
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Trump either. And if, if for some reason that
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is the actual story that comes out, then I think, I think they
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got to Trump whoever they are. They're like, no, bro.
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Possibly so Possibly. So you can let all of this out
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there. Here's all.
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Here's 80,000 pages of fluff, but here's we're going to keep
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the seven pages that really kind of like that are out there.
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But, and guess what we're about to do?
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We're burning them. They're gone.
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They don't exist. Anymore So I think I think I
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think Clay Walker was probably way out in front on this because
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he's you know, that's why he didn't trust his driver.
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You know what I mean? Like, you know, the country
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singer drive me smooth, You know what I mean?
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Like. He really was.
19:20
About that driver, I know what happened to JFK.
19:22
He got shot by his drivers. Do you need to dial in and
19:24
focus? Like a good Diana, you know?
19:26
Yeah. I mean, that's why I cussed him
19:28
out, basically. It is.
19:32
There's also a time traveler in that picture of the Knoll.
19:34
Knoll too, right in there. A time traveler in that picture,
19:36
too. Absolutely there is over there
19:38
it. Could be something we that's
19:40
what we think because the time person changed some matrix
19:44
sticked up or something, I don't know.
19:46
Twisted it all up. It's all wild man I do.
19:49
I really look forward to seeing what is revealed from it though
19:53
from from all these different podcasts and experts that have
19:57
been waiting years. It looks to me, or at least at
20:00
this point, just based off of records, like there's not a lot.
20:05
To it and that's kind of what I was expecting and I think you're
20:08
going to get the same thing with the Martin Luther King files.
20:10
I think you're going to get the same thing that you know with
20:12
the Jeffrey Epstein files. Like you said, I don't think
20:15
anything's going to make our federal government look like
20:18
things are an inside job like they are on 0, whatever that
20:23
movie is. That our show.
20:24
That's on Netflix. Cause too much chaos.
20:28
Too much. Chaos.
20:29
Yeah, there's too. Much chaos.
20:30
Even Trump's come out said a few things.
20:32
Like as much as I'd love to share that with you, I just
20:35
think that's too much. Yeah, y'all don't need to know.
20:38
I'll tell you what you do need to know though, if you happen to
20:42
be in South Alabama this weekend and particularly if you're in OP
20:45
Alabama near OP in the Rattlesnake Rodeo, which is
20:50
going on this weekend. Dude, there is a line up.
20:54
You talk about 90s country happening in OP Alabama this
20:56
weekend. Friday night, dude, Confederate
20:59
Railroad. Trashy, trashy, right?
21:02
Trashy women, right? So we, we, we got, we, we got
21:05
Confederate Railroad. Love Confederate Railroad.
21:07
Then we got on Saturday, Shenandoah.
21:10
Shenandoah and roses. Would it change your mind?
21:15
And then we got Tracy Lawrence. Paint me a Birmingham, dude, you
21:20
got Tracy Lawrence, Shenandoah, Confederate Railroad.
21:23
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, unbelievable lineup for the
21:26
Rattlesnake Rodeo and off Alabama this weekend.
21:28
So if you're around and you get watch hey snakes race out
21:32
through there. And so I'll tell everybody what
21:34
happens at the rattlesnake. Rodeo Blaze, it is so good.
21:38
It is. I mean, it's a ride.
21:40
It's like a it's like a festival.
21:41
You got everybody's vendors and stuff set up, but what's going
21:44
on within that? There's music during the day.
21:46
You could eat fried rattlesnake meat.
21:48
There's rattlesnake races throughout the day.
21:50
You go there and hang out. Rattlesnake eggs.
21:53
Rattlesnake everything Yancey. I mean Neil Yancey's mom, what's
21:58
her name? Mary Yancey.
22:00
She's got all the rattlesnake skin boots and coats and
22:04
earrings. You can get the buttons for the
22:06
rattlers hanging off your ears. You can get all the rattlesnake
22:08
apparel. They that you want while you're
22:10
there, then we've got 3 hole climb contest.
22:14
They take Crisco and grease this giant hole.
22:16
They put the ground who could shimmy up to the top of that
22:19
thing? You know what I mean?
22:19
Like it's amazing that the person like somebody just sit
22:23
there and just they won't even move a foot.
22:24
And then when he comes old redneck with no shoes on, like,
22:27
yeah, just watch this boy all the way to the top and ain't
22:31
like one or two. That'll do it all day.
22:33
But they'll if you if you get a foot, you got it to the top.
22:37
And then they got the buck dancing contest going on there
22:40
too. That's so classic buck dancing.
22:42
What is that like buck dancing? What is that?
22:45
You know what buck? I don't know what they are.
22:46
I don't know what that is. Jr. shut the fuck up.
22:49
SI don't know if it's South Alabama, it's southern.
22:51
It's a style of dancing where your feet, I mean, you, you
22:55
kicking up dust, you know what I mean?
22:57
Like it's a, it's a thing, you know what I mean?
22:59
So is that that's like when your feet are moving but you're not?
23:02
Yeah, exactly. You're kind of OK.
23:04
I know what you're talking about.
23:05
I never knew it was called that. Yeah, but.
23:07
We call it in and out. In and out, in and out.
23:11
You can Google on YouTube. Buck dancing off Alabama.
23:14
There's this one old guy. He's dead now, but he used to,
23:16
he used to kill it. He used to murder.
23:18
He'd just stand there his his head would never even move.
23:21
Stayed straight, yeah, but his whole body, just feet just.
23:24
Rocking freaking phenomenal. Oh, I love it.
23:31
Yeah. Damn.
23:31
Do it like this much. I mean, I've got enough in me to
23:34
demonstrate, but that's about it.
23:36
You know, there's. So anyway up Alabama this
23:39
weekend. It is happening there.
23:40
Bringing it back. The rodeo.
23:42
Damn it. If that ain't country, I'll kiss
23:44
your ass. That's unbelievable.
23:47
That's great. Yeah.
23:48
Y'all head out to the rattlesnake rodeo, man?
23:52
Yes, Sir. Wow, that's going to be fun.
23:54
So are we going to have any? You going?
23:55
Are we going to have any content?
23:57
Potentially code. From this.
23:58
You know what? So I got to get Amanda.
24:00
Amanda's going with a couple of her friends and they're going.
24:02
I'm having a girls weekend and not How good is that?
24:05
Oh yeah, where OP is the destination for a girls weekend.
24:08
So Amanda awesome and Yep. And and.
24:10
You live in a resort town where everybody else travels from.
24:13
All the Oh yeah, so everybody's here for spring break and
24:15
they're heading to OP to stay at the best.
24:17
Like a better deal. Yep, yeah, have a have a big old
24:19
time. Yeah, come back in some some
24:23
rattlesnake skirts instead. The boots, yeah.
24:26
Why wouldn't you? Why?
24:27
Wouldn't you some jewelry? I'm sure they have all kinds of.
24:30
Things got it all. Belt buckles, everything you can
24:32
imagine. Oh my gosh, I mean it, Randy
24:36
Watts not going to be giving out skull, but like it is, it's
24:39
still close to what it used to be.
24:40
I used to get skull from from Randy White back in the day.
24:42
He was always used to. Go to festivals across the South
24:46
and they had the skull guys there and whatever other
24:50
cigarettes. Oh yeah, and.
24:51
Cigarette people too. You could sign up get.
24:53
Free. Hell yeah.
24:54
They give you a give you a pack of cigarettes or a roll of five
24:57
can roll. Yeah.
24:58
That's how I started dipping when I was 14 years old because
25:02
I'm a 14 or 15. I was playing baseball.
25:06
Everybody in fluorine dipped for the most part, and I started
25:10
dipping. We were all dipping.
25:11
I had to quit dipping probably like 20-4 years old.
25:14
I couldn't finally quit. One of my friends the other
25:17
night was like, man, if you had the Zen, the nicotine in is so
25:20
great. And I'm like, yeah, I don't
25:21
think I need to do. He's like, yeah, I just started.
25:23
He's in his 40s. I'm like, no, Ben, I think I, I
25:29
exactly, we've talked about it on here.
25:31
I'm like, no, I, I kind of got away from it.
25:34
I don't think I need to restart that.
25:37
I've got enough. I need to, yeah, I don't think.
25:39
We're trying to revisit on that action.
25:40
No, we're. Not trying to revisit those that
25:43
that era obviously it'd be a lot cleaner and not cuz man idiot
25:46
dipping's nasty and chewing all that but we all did it yeah if
25:49
you played baseball growing up in the South and you're you know
25:51
back in every day every. Kid did it.
25:53
Everybody did it, yeah. I mean, you would go from the
25:55
skull tent literally about 10 feet over would be the damn
25:59
spitting contest. And who could spit out and who
26:02
can spit the farthest with tobacco?
26:03
You know, you had to get a big old dip so you could I mean, I
26:06
could spit. I still spit a long I.
26:07
Bet. You could, I bet.
26:09
You some people just spit it between their teeth and just, I
26:12
mean, and they had spittoons. It was, yeah.
26:15
What a green long. Contest.
26:16
Yeah, I had to use my fingers to get this extra velocity, but
26:19
there's just some old boys. Just give you the old.
26:21
Were you a fine cut guy or because I feel like the fine cut
26:26
guys, they, they really felt like they were elitist #1 like
26:31
we can, we can hit the fine cut stuff.
26:33
We're better than you. We can pack this fine cut.
26:36
You're, you know, you, you can't and hit that can.
26:40
I was always a long cut guy. Even though I could dip the fine
26:43
cut, I still preferred the long cut just because the fine cut
26:47
would. Next thing you know, you'd go
26:48
look in the mirror, you'd smile and it was like you might as
26:51
well have just eaten pepper, you know, just in every crevice of
26:55
your teeth. You had to realize so obviously
26:58
didn't pack it as tight as I thought in order for the
27:01
slippage to happen. But it's almost like dip in a
27:04
tea bag or something, you know? Yeah.
27:07
Yeah, I don't miss that. No at all.
27:10
Like even talking about I'm not here.
27:12
I you there was a time when I'd be like, Oh my God, where is
27:16
that can of square? And I was I'd gotten on grizzly.
27:19
Where is that grizzly at? And and now I'm I'm trying to go
27:23
the last time I had to give up. Advice is not to add any at this
27:26
point. Yeah, it's correct.
27:28
Yeah, I got it. Now I'm trying to to lower the
27:30
list for sure. The last time I had one, I was
27:34
playing disc golf with my buddy Matt English, and he had a dip
27:38
and it had been probably four or five years.
27:41
I'm like, whatever, I'll have a dip.
27:42
I know I don't want to start this again, but I'll have one
27:46
just to remember. I don't, I haven't.
27:48
I hadn't been that sick since I was like 14 or 15 years old.
27:52
Speaking of Terry Foster, he may not remember this, but one of
27:56
the first times I ever did I ever had tobacco.
27:59
I think it was the first time I chewed all day long.
28:02
I chewed the chewing late, you know, I didn't swallow.
28:05
It tasted so sweet and good. I didn't know any better.
28:08
I just whatever and I swallowed it.
28:10
Baseball practice. I was fine, totally fine until
28:13
after baseball practice and like, and like 30 minutes later,
28:18
after I'd spit it out and everything, I just started going
28:21
downhill and downhill and downhill to a point.
28:24
Then I started puking like freaking Tracy Morgan, almost
28:27
paralyzed. It was in a tub and Terry was
28:30
coming over to the house to help me do something.
28:33
I don't remember what. And I remember him coming in and
28:35
I'm, I'm in the tub. I'm miserable.
28:39
He's like, he was like, hey, we'll do it tomorrow.
28:42
And just. And then, yeah, White as a
28:45
ghost. God, it was terrible.
28:46
So that happened again. The last time I had a dip.
28:50
That was the first time. And then that was the last time.
28:53
And I let them bookend each other.
28:55
That's the end of that one. I won't dip again.
28:58
Yeah, I'm good. I don't need that again.
29:01
Yep. Anyhow, yeah, that is some
29:03
redneck stuff. That's a great redneck story,
29:05
Blasey. Yeah.
29:07
Good old redneck. There it is.
29:08
It's happening live this weekend.
29:09
Yeah, first time I ever tried any 2 that I remember was at a
29:13
drag strip in Camp Hill, AL, and somebody had some homemade Peach
29:19
chew and I thought, man, that sounds good.
29:21
And I got me a plug and chewed on that sucker for a minute.
29:24
And yeah, it was all she wrote. But it hit me like a donkey in
29:27
the side of my head and I was green and it was over.
29:32
I barely remember getting home. It's a bad.
29:34
I was probably 1213. I was probably 13 or 14, maybe
29:37
15. Yeah, got it.
29:40
And that's about the time I start.
29:41
After that I started dipping pretty much full time and like
29:45
probably middle high baseball, probably because everybody did.
29:50
And then at least by well, 9th grade I was I played varsity in
29:53
9th grade. I wasn't any good.
29:54
I just need to spill a fill a spot.
29:56
So from yeah, 9th grade on for sure dip was around because
29:59
everybody was doing it and the coaches didn't care.
30:01
They had they X made the cigarettes by my era, you know,
30:04
a couple a generation or a decade behind you guys.
30:08
There was still and then Blacy, I mean, you a few years old, me
30:11
not many, but you may remember because I can barely remember
30:14
it. Yeah, they had the smoking
30:15
section at our high school football field and it had just
30:17
ended by the time I got in high school.
30:19
But like in the early 90s you could still smoke on break and
30:22
stuff. And a lot of them were kids.
30:24
Yeah, you're supposed to be of age, but it was unmonitored.
30:27
We smoked in the bathroom back then, and I think how bad did
30:30
that have to smell? Yeah.
30:32
And we were getting and think we're getting away with it.
30:36
I remember the Elba High School. Now, I wasn't in high school
30:38
yet, but at the time you had the Elba High School and which is
30:41
not there now where the the flood got it.
30:44
But so there was this gym that burned down.
30:48
It's called the Burnout Gym. So it was this vacant little
30:50
space in there with these walls around it.
30:51
And they would let kids in high school go out there in the
30:54
burnout gym to smoke cigarettes like it was allowed.
30:57
It wasn't like just someone. Ironic.
30:59
It burned up. Crazy that you go smoke in it
31:01
after you burn it. Shocker.
31:02
All right, they'll burn up. They'll burn it no more.
31:05
They'll be by God. Nope.
31:07
Yeah, wow of it. That's good.
31:09
Unbelievable. Well, that's fun.
31:11
That's fun, stuffable. Let's dive on in.
31:14
Let's talk a little bit about hoops, man.
31:16
Let's break down in the most and least unprofessional way
31:20
possible this rapid, rapid fire March Madness picks.
31:27
I've like, I'm going to be honest with you, since my team,
31:30
the LSU Tigers were pretty pathetic.
31:33
Only there were only two teams in the all of the SEC that did
31:37
not make the NCAA tournament. So that tab, which was a record
31:41
by the way, with 14 teams, totally crazy that 14 of the 66
31:47
or 68 or whatever the number is with the playing games or
31:51
whatnot, that that fourteen of them are from the SEC.
31:56
It's just crazy. But what if it sucks for South
31:59
Carolina and LSU, both invited to the NIT, both decline.
32:03
LSU doesn't have a team to field field to begin with.
32:07
Like they're leaving or going somewhere else or whatever.
32:10
But in LSU's case, no one cares. But they're freeing up NIL money
32:14
next year. So I do not expect them to be in
32:17
the cellar at least. Maybe they can get to the middle
32:20
of the pack, but beyond them, a lot of great teams, a lot of
32:24
great stuff. March Madness Jr. begin this.
32:29
All right, so in the first round, we've got Auburn versus
32:33
potential Alabama State or San Francisco.
32:36
Easy. Yeah, Auburn's taking that first
32:39
round. I think, I think I've won.
32:41
Did did Alabama State already play?
32:44
I know there's some playing games as we're we're doing this.
32:48
I'm not sure. It doesn't matter.
32:49
I just think they're going to get it doesn't matter.
32:51
They're losing the next game. All the play in teams, every
32:54
play in team losing can tell you that they're going to lose.
32:59
In on Thursday 69, they're going to lose that first game.
33:03
So we got next, next, next matchup we have is number 8
33:07
Louisville versus #9 Creighton. You haven't seen either one of
33:11
these play much, Just take Creighton.
33:13
Just got the basketball. Yep, next one we got #5 Michigan
33:17
verse #12 UC San Diego. I hate picking Michigan, but I
33:21
doubt UC San Diego is going to. What did you say?
33:24
I don't know. I'm going to tell you right now,
33:26
they 12, you see, yes, there are 12 seed and they they can shoot,
33:32
they can shoot the rock. And I like, I like going by
33:35
special things, like other things that come up to make me
33:38
think of this. So like for me, I'm actually
33:40
going to be in San Diego Saturday.
33:42
We're playing a show at Petco Park for the big radio station
33:44
there. So I got to take them for that.
33:46
You got to take there. There's only four of those
33:49
games. You got to take at least two of
33:52
those. You got to take two of them.
33:54
Yeah, it all happened. They're a three-point shooting
33:56
team. I like that.
33:57
So yeah. And you're going there, There's
34:00
an omen. So that's.
34:01
The next one we've got is Texas A&M versus Yale.
34:04
I got to go with Texas A, Texas A&M because of Coach Stallings
34:07
and the history. There.
34:08
I'm not. I'm going with Yale.
34:10
Yale is a three-point shooting team, dude.
34:13
They won you. Didn't know anything about the
34:15
bracket. You know more about it than me.
34:16
How did you? I thought you didn't know
34:17
anything about these little bits.
34:20
Apparently you don't know a little bit.
34:23
If you know Yale's good, you know more than a little.
34:25
Well, I got to give credit where credit is due T Bob a bear and
34:30
here in Baton Rouge and and and that crap off the bench.
34:36
That's the name of the podcast, the the show every morning I
34:39
live. I've been listening to them in
34:40
the mornings and Jacob Jacob Hester is really on a hot St.
34:46
gambling right now. Y'all can listen listen to that.
34:48
It's on one O 4.5 ESPN. You can find them online on
34:52
YouTube or whatever. Listen to their show.
34:53
It starts at 7:00 AM every morning.
34:55
It's a great show. It's hilarious and it's it's
34:58
sports, but they talk about everything too.
35:01
Jacob's on a run and he has been talking about Yale and a little
35:06
bit about the Ivy League. I mean, I get it with A and MI
35:10
think A&M is for sure the better team on paper, but just I like
35:15
some of the I like it. I like it. 13 seed.
35:18
Every now and then you can pick one of them.
35:20
I need to hear the seed number. They're thirteen seed.
35:22
Yeah, 13. All right.
35:24
I'm taking them. This is a, this is a bracket
35:27
that I think I throw 25 bucks in on and the winner takes all I
35:31
think. All right, so here we go.
35:33
Missus, Ole Miss versus I guess that's San Diego State or or
35:38
North Carolina. Mississippi's good.
35:41
That's a six seed versus an 11 seed.
35:43
I like Ole Miss because they beat Bama and I've watched them
35:45
play a few times. They're good.
35:47
I got Chris Beard, man, that's. There we go.
35:49
We'll take over now. So we've got #3 Iowa State verse
35:53
#414 Lipscomb, probably going to tell you Iowa.
35:56
State. I don't know, I guess.
35:58
We got #7 Marquette verse #10 New Mexico.
36:01
I was actually in New Mexico this past Saturday.
36:03
So I was. In you know I was in Mescalero
36:06
NM in of the mountain gods beautiful up there at the top
36:10
big beautiful casino 7000 foot elevation.
36:13
Got to go in New Mexico. Yeah, a couple hours east of
36:16
Taos. We stopped by there on the way
36:18
because we were in Avon, Co on a Thursday night, which when we
36:22
left, Jerry Seinfeld was pulling in.
36:24
He was playing the the same venue we were the next night,
36:26
which was ironic. The marquee was like Justin
36:29
Moore, cowboy hat guy and Jerry Seinfeld, New York guy.
36:31
It was so, but that's so. Good.
36:33
Anyway, that's a That's an odd billboard.
36:36
Yeah, right. So all right, last in last in
36:38
this region, we have #2 Michigan State verse #15 Bryant.
36:43
I've got to go Michigan State just because I mean, they, they,
36:46
they go deep. So let's go ahead and finish out
36:48
this this bracket what you need to.
36:50
Do is just go to the Sweet 16? It'll give us something to do
36:53
next week to check in where you are and then you can re
36:56
evaluate. Can't we do that?
36:57
Is that illegal to do? No, I got to pick.
36:58
I got to pick this bracket. No rules.
37:00
All the way. OK, I'm just trying.
37:01
I'm just trying to think. Well, this is a good exercise
37:04
for me too, because after we finish this show, I've got a two
37:07
or three to fill out. Yeah, I did one.
37:09
Well, I'm in a money, I'm in a league a little more fun where
37:13
you pick the first round. It's a it's 5 bucks, but it's
37:16
highly, highly competitive. You pick the first round, just
37:19
get one point and then you get to pick each you in this other
37:22
thing that I'm in, you just pick each round, which is fine so
37:25
you. Have points?
37:26
Yeah, I need to know all 30. Two of these.
37:28
Those are. Yeah, I'm just going to, I'm
37:29
going to go the first round in each and while y'all are
37:31
talking, I'll pick the rest later.
37:32
All right, so we're going to go to the West region.
37:34
We got #1 Florida versus #16 N folk state.
37:37
Florida and good basketball. #8 Connect, UConn versus #9
37:42
Oklahoma. That's going to be that.
37:45
That'll be fun to give me Oklahoma and another SEC school.
37:49
But I find that I find I've watched Oklahoma play a few
37:52
times. They're one of the few teams
37:53
that I've actually seen some. I watch them play LSUI, watch
37:58
them play two or three other times.
38:00
And they're kind of Jekyll and Hyde.
38:02
If they're hot, they're they, they're as dangerous as anybody,
38:05
but a lot of times they're not. So they're a streaky team.
38:08
Yeah. I don't think they'll go far,
38:10
but I think they win. They can.
38:12
Make some noise, yeah. Whoever wins that was going to
38:15
lose to Florida anyway. Probably Florida's.
38:17
The best team in the tournament? Yeah, well, I don't know if
38:19
Duke's strong. Duke doesn't even.
38:20
Duke doesn't even have Cooper Cup and man, that's tough.
38:24
I think Florida's going to win it.
38:25
All Cooper. Flag.
38:28
We'll get there. All right, Alabama's the best,
38:31
by the way #5 Memphis versus #12 Colorado.
38:34
State, Colorado State. Yeah, I'm going to take Memphis
38:37
all day. #4 Maryland versus #13 Grand Canyon.
38:44
That could be fun. Grand Canyon usually comes in
38:47
with a little swag and they've made some games interesting, but
38:50
they won't make that my. Brother was just at the Grand
38:52
Canyon this past week. So there we go.
38:55
Missouri versus Drake #6 versus #11 Mizzou #3, Texas Tech versus
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#14 N Carolina Wilmington. I'm actually going to Wilmington
39:05
and April 3rd so I got. To pick, you know, and lately
39:08
these 14 and 15 seats have been winning way more than they used
39:11
to win. You know what I mean?
39:12
Like, who are they playing? It happens.
39:14
Texas Tech, North Carolina, Wilmington.
39:16
Yeah. Guns up, yeah.
39:20
So #7 Kansas verse #10 Arkansas Give.
39:25
Me, Arkansas for that. Dang, Justin Moore.
39:27
Let's get hog wild on them #2 Saint John's versus #15 Nebraska
39:32
of Oklahoma St. John's going to go a long ways,
39:35
baby. Saint John's is going to go a
39:37
long ways with with with Slick Rick.
39:40
All right, let's go number number one in the East region,
39:44
Duke versus #16 America or MSN. Duke. #8 Mississippi State
39:51
versus #9 Baylor. Tough one.
39:53
That could be fun. Yeah.
39:54
Tough one I'm going to take. I'm going to go SEC on this.
39:58
I think it's a matter of of the 14 teams, how many advance out
40:02
of the SEC. I'm going to say 7 at least.
40:05
Yeah, maybe more. #5 Organ, verse #12 Liberty, liberty,
40:11
liberty. I mean that may that's going to
40:14
be my second 12 five. I will take liberty, you know,
40:17
liberty number strong in the tourney. #4 Eras and Oregon
40:21
spending all their money on football #4 Arizona verse #13
40:26
Akron on Arizona. I mean, number six, BYU verse
40:32
#11 VCU. VCU is one of those teams
40:36
that'll slip. Up a few people will.
40:38
Virginia Commonwealth. I'm a go.
40:40
I'm a go. VCU.
40:41
Yeah, you got to just. Because I watched Prime Evil and
40:44
those. Former Will Wade's Former The
40:46
general. The General.
40:48
And I just and I just watched American prime evil.
40:51
I don't know if you guys have or not hardcore, but does not shed
40:55
a nice light on early Mormon doings.
40:58
So you're out BYU. Brigham Young was actually
41:01
referenced in there. Yeah.
41:02
American prime evil, the darkest western movie you'll you'll see.
41:10
No, it just came out. Number three.
41:11
Wisconsin verse #14 Montana. Wisconsin, Wisconsin they're.
41:17
Going to have some big lugs and some good yards.
41:20
I know #7 St. Yep #7 Saint Mary's verse #10
41:24
Vandy. Got to go, Vandy, don't we?
41:28
I'm not very good. Man, I don't know, I'm going to
41:29
take Saint Mary's. Man I like their point guard
41:32
play all. Right #2 Alabama versus Robert
41:35
Morris by himself. Oh, Robert, Robert, Robert,
41:40
Robert better be balding that night, you know what I mean?
41:42
Telling you throw. Something to you right now, The
41:45
Bear versus Robert Morris. Robert Morris 1000 to bear -2
41:54
oh, here we go number one in the Midwest regional we've got #1
41:58
Houston verse #16 SIU, Edwardsville, we're.
42:01
Going. To go to Houston.
42:06
Yeah, Houston was home of Phos Lama JAMA, Texas, Tallest
42:09
eternity. And.
42:10
That came Elijahan Clyde Drexler.
42:12
Right. Clyde Drexler.
42:13
Yeah. Yeah, we got #8 Gonzaga verse #8
42:16
or 9 Georgia, both Bulldog mascots.
42:19
Both start with AG and end with an A 8-9 seed.
42:23
How weird are the pair of that going them dogs #5 Clemson?
42:29
I don't know. Gonzaga's probably going to beat
42:30
George. George probably are.
42:31
Yeah, I'm going with Gonzaga. #5I switched it #5 Clemson verse
42:36
#12 McNeese. Don't sleep on the general,
42:40
baby. Don't sleep on the general, Will
42:42
Wade, who if somebody does not pick up Will Wade, I'm looking
42:47
at you, Indiana. I'm looking at UNC State, and
42:50
I'm looking at you, Jacob Hester, who's been preaching
42:52
this because it's true. Man, you're making a fool of
42:56
yourself. There's no one in America that
42:58
knows how to work the portal system better than that guy.
43:01
No one who understands analytics.
43:04
Dear God, I wish LSU would fire Matt McMahon and bring the
43:07
general back to Baton Rouge, where we were having success and
43:11
having fun again. Gimme McNeese.
43:15
Love it #4 Purdue versus #13 high point.
43:18
Nice name. Oh, high point.
43:20
You got to go a high point, don't you?
43:22
No, I'm not going with high. Point I'm going high point their
43:24
name. I made that pic yesterday.
43:26
I got to go. Number six, Illinois versus
43:29
either #11 Texas or Xavier, which Texas has a really
43:34
talented freshman. I know that and Xavier's a big
43:36
school on the East Coast and they always represent.
43:38
Yeah, give me Texas in that for sure.
43:41
But Illinois, you know they're going to be coached well.
43:43
Very much so all. Right then, we got one of the
43:46
one of the most highly anticipated matchups in the
43:49
entire tournament coming in the first round #3 Kentucky
43:52
Wildcats. 1st The Mighty 14 Troy Trojans.
43:56
Let me say I want to preface something real quick.
43:58
I'll take 30 seconds. Scott Cross, head coach at Troy
44:02
Motto, take the stairs, right? Do you realize that they have
44:06
this whole inside thing going where if a player comes in as a
44:10
recruit and they roll by the Waffle House and he doesn't
44:14
agree to eat breakfast there, they cut him.
44:17
They only accept recruits that want to go to the Waffle House
44:19
and eat every every player on their team are Waffle House
44:22
fans. And that is like, cool.
44:23
He's like, I've actually decided now it probably should be our
44:26
first question versus later on. But it's worked out.
44:28
He's in the last couple years where every single person,
44:30
somebody said that they didn't want Waffle House.
44:32
We did not offer them. They wanted Waffle House.
44:34
I think that's a fair too. I think that's a fair
44:36
assessment. Yeah.
44:38
Yeah. So you got to go with that, that
44:40
that Waffle House gang. It's it is a litmus test.
44:44
I don't want to hang around. You don't like Waffle House, you
44:46
could go in and follow our show. That's I'm sorry.
44:49
I feel that strongly about that fine story day or yesterday that
44:53
they interviewed him on that. He talked about the whole Waffle
44:55
House recruiting thing that they got.
44:57
Great. We've got number.
44:59
Next, we've got #7 UCLA Bruins verse #10 Utah State.
45:04
That could be fun. That could be.
45:06
I got to go to Utah State because that's where Brad
45:08
Matthews used to live and I used to visit him up there a lot.
45:10
Grayson on Dave Wilhelm. A couple bunch of us used to go
45:12
to Logan, UT, which is about an hour and 15 minutes north of
45:16
Salt Lake City and visit Brad. So I'll take the.
45:19
Brilliance. OK #2 Tennessee versus #15
45:24
Wofford Tennessee looks good when they're when.
45:28
They're on Wofford limped in. Wofford won their tournament,
45:30
but they they were like a almost a side sub sub 500 team, you
45:34
know what I mean? They they won the tournament.
45:36
They're playing good basketball. They're just, that's just too
45:37
much for them. Too much.
45:39
Indiana higher Indiana hired WVU's coach today.
45:43
So West. Virginia got screwed.
45:45
They should have been in. Yeah, yeah.
45:47
Anyway, that's another story. But with all of that said, all
45:50
everything here there, let's talk about the Sweet 16 briefly
45:54
Jr. who do you think favorites? Who do you like to advance into
46:00
the Sweet 16, maybe even the Elite Eight Final Four, and
46:04
ultimately win it? Who do you think wins the whole
46:07
shebang? I got my 2.
46:10
Auburn versus Michigan State in the in the Elite 8 is what I've
46:14
got. OK, making a run.
46:16
OK, Yeah. Then I've got Florida beating
46:19
Saint John's and the Elite 8 and I then I.
46:22
Mean that's gonna be the elite 8's gonna be.
46:24
I mean, of course that's when you got the 8 best teams.
46:27
That's what I love about the tournament as you get down to
46:30
that and the best teams rise to the top.
46:32
Anybody can beat anybody on one day.
46:35
But can you back it up? And then some of these, some of
46:37
these Cinderella's can, and that's what makes it fun.
46:40
I've got final four of Florida versus Michigan and Alabama
46:43
versus Houston. So I got 1 and 2 seeds by the
46:45
end. It breaks down the I just think
46:46
the one the, but I don't know a lot.
46:48
See, it's just guesstimation. I think we're going to have an
46:50
Alabama versus Florida national championship with Alabama taking
46:53
it home. There we go there.
46:54
It is. Final score Final score Florida
46:59
85 Alabama 91. That's.
47:03
That's awesome. That's so wild.
47:05
That's so different because I see I have Troy playing high
47:07
point in the championship game, so that's kind.
47:11
Of God, I'm pulling for that, the chaos that would have been
47:14
sued for that to happen. Unreal.
47:18
Unreal. I mean, I don't know who's gonna
47:20
play in the championship game, but I'm, I think that Auburn and
47:24
Florida will play in the Final four.
47:26
And I do believe whoever wins that game will win the whole
47:29
shebang. So I, I, I think those are the
47:32
best two teams in the tournament.
47:33
I think Duke is on the other side of that.
47:37
And so I think it's going to be Duke versus Duke or Houston
47:41
versus Auburn or Florida. And that so I, I don't know if
47:46
that can be the Final four, but if it can be that's, that's my
47:49
Final Four. I've got Auburn versus
47:51
Tennessee. Yeah, I think the SEC is going
47:54
to make it to the Final four. It just seems it's too strong of
47:57
a conference this year, which is something we've never really
48:00
been able to say. Yeah, it's crazy about the SEC,
48:03
but it's incredibly strong. So it is.
48:06
It is it'll. Be fun, man.
48:08
I'm looking forward to it. It's going to be it's always
48:13
going to be a gas man. It's.
48:14
Always going to be a gas. It's going to be a gas.
48:16
Well, Jr. Anything else on the March
48:19
Madness before we start to wrap that up?
48:22
I hope everybody makes hope everybody's teams make a good
48:24
deep run in the tournament. If you made it, if you made it
48:26
to the NITI, hope you do well and win that any any any post
48:31
season tournaments or things like that you can be and hope
48:35
everybody does well. Teams do good.
48:36
Hope nobody gets hurt. Hope everybody rises their stock
48:39
for their future or just has a good time doing it and making
48:42
some memories. So here's to.
48:44
Great having and everybody. From the.
48:46
You got a team in the fight. Have fun.
48:50
Yeah. Have fun.
48:50
Have fun. Go to texbits.com and and get
48:53
you some merchandise, get you a hat, get you a koozie, get get
48:56
you a cup. You know what I mean?
48:57
Load up, get you some shirts. Have fun.
48:59
That's what it's all about here, folks, Having fun.
49:01
And Jr. go have fun with that tenderloin of two.
49:04
Yeah. Oh, yeah, honey.
49:05
But I can't wait, boys. Can't wait.
49:07
Yeah, can't wait. Well, I've got to go.
49:08
Like I said, I've got to go to. I'm actually leaving tomorrow.
49:10
I've got to go to Reno, NV. Got a show there Thursday.
49:13
Kelly Samalas, is he in Reno? I think, I don't think he's in
49:16
Reno anymore. He.
49:16
Used to talk about Reno Taylor Savalas players card.
49:20
He was wearing a white all white.
49:22
Yeah, he's looking sharp, always looking sharp.
49:24
And then wrap it up in San Diego before we come back.
49:27
So. And actually you talk about
49:30
Tracy Lawrence. I saw Tracy, you know, last week
49:32
at the Opry. It was good to see him.
49:34
I didn't know he was coming to OP, but love Tracy Lawrence,
49:37
Randy Travis, Opry folks was great seeing all them.
49:40
Beautiful night. So anyway, I hope to have some
49:43
more tales from the Road soon, but thanks for everybody for
49:47
tuning in. It's been a great show as
49:48
always. I look forward to seeing the
49:51
rebuttal with the JFK files coming out.
49:53
I can't wait to see what everybody else's opinion on
49:55
that. That's right.
49:56
Oh yeah? Well, until next week, gang,
49:58
We'll see. Y'all drive me smooth.