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OUTRO: Hunting Hoyte · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go for all your mad
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  Speaker 1: bastards loving the Big Show podcast, Get up even closer
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  Speaker 2: Get a fellows. Hello, Yeah, man, Friday doesn't feel like it.
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  Speaker 1: Bridy nad, great nad for football.
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling a little bit woozy actually from doing that
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  Speaker 2: little We just filmed a video and I was doing
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  Speaker 2: little little runs and I feel a bit light headed.
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  Speaker 1: When you say little, you're absolutely right. It was about
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  Speaker 1: three feet. So if you're woozy after that, mate, well
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  Speaker 1: the finish the big.
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  Speaker 2: Shows, you're forgetting the ones that we started off with
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  Speaker 2: at least twenty meters where yeah, I was there as
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  Speaker 2: well for four times.
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  Speaker 1: Bogs was piggybacking somebody during it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but that was big though, and she's
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  Speaker 2: you know, she weighs nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Who can be hear me Hody Jay or big big?
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  Speaker 3: I mean me me because I was actually just saying
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  Speaker 3: the pucks before.
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  Speaker 2: I'm eating a heap more than I used to eat
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  Speaker 2: back in the day, So that's good.
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  Speaker 1: You can show you can see I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's right, I'm ballooning out.
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  Speaker 1: But you'll be You'll be eating more because you're exercising more,
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  Speaker 1: aren't you?
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  Speaker 2: Mate? Totally? And I think I'm only feeling woozy because
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  Speaker 2: I just jiggled ship around because I was pounding the
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  Speaker 2: pavement being doing a ridiculous rhyme.
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  Speaker 4: What did you have for lunch?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that I had lunch, so.
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  Speaker 4: You haven't eaten today at all.
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  Speaker 2: Now I had bacon and eggs this morning.
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  Speaker 1: How was that?
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  Speaker 2: It's really good moging a.
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  Speaker 1: Bit of a treat when you have it. Now and again,
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  Speaker 1: what did you go with?
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  Speaker 2: I poached, so I hear fry my bacon, and then
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  Speaker 2: I poach an egg? Beautiful. I'm white toes too. We
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  Speaker 2: don't usually have white bread.
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  Speaker 1: Now egg'd you go for it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Just the one? Just the one. How many of
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  Speaker 2: you guys usually run a couple?
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  Speaker 1: I did three, okay, but I do a three egg
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  Speaker 1: scramble being mine in the microwave scramble.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people do. My mum taught me
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  Speaker 3: the way that she makes it in the frying pan.
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  Speaker 3: It's so fucking good. Yeah, Parsley, shit in there.
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  Speaker 2: Now, you guys gonna get annoyed by this.
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  Speaker 3: I put my frying pants because it's a solid steel
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  Speaker 3: one iron one or stainless, whatever the fuck it is
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  Speaker 3: in the dish.
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  Speaker 4: Washer right, Yep, it's great. I am true story.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to annoy you. Just just bear with me.
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  Speaker 2: Made the most perfect scrambled eggs in my life the
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  Speaker 2: other day and it took like thirty seconds. I just
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  Speaker 2: must have had the temperature right. There was heaps of
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  Speaker 2: butter in there. Yeah, and I put the eggs and
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  Speaker 2: just did a bit of a movement and of it.
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  Speaker 2: Just another little bit of movement, a little movement and
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  Speaker 2: then do sh it was done in thirty seconds. As
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  Speaker 2: a nonta kind of guy, there was nonstack. Well, I've
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  Speaker 2: got a stainless steel as well.
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  Speaker 4: Is it teflon or stainless stainless?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, teflon. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The key used to get it up to temperature, then
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  Speaker 3: add the oil for a scale, the oil for a
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  Speaker 3: scram I doc. But if you're ever cooking with stainless
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  Speaker 3: and you want it to be non stick.
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  Speaker 1: That's the trick.
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  Speaker 4: Get up. I don't tell you it didn't put the oil.
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  Speaker 3: Don't just put the pan on the oven straight away
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  Speaker 3: put oil.
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  Speaker 2: It was a complete fluke and I I just went, wow,
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  Speaker 2: that's cool, but I haven't been able to replicate it
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  Speaker 2: since it was good for the you know, the time
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  Speaker 2: that it did work.
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  Speaker 1: Totally good ships, planning for the weekends.
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  Speaker 3: Assholes work at Sky Yeah, boy get it, because I'm
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  Speaker 3: for the next two weeks for the listeners. I've gone
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  Speaker 3: back to the job that I started at and broadcasting,
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  Speaker 3: which is like riding and voicing for the crowd goes
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  Speaker 3: wild and it's great. And I'm in there today and
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  Speaker 3: I'm in there at like nine, which isn't even that early, no,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm in there. I went my computer the air
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  Speaker 3: and I'm typing and I'm like looking up at stuff
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  Speaker 3: and I'm just like, you know, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't want to do this ship. It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty good. It shows, it shows how good you got.
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  Speaker 4: It helps you appreciate what you got. But also that's
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  Speaker 4: a good role as well, you know.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm just like, when you're over it, yeah, not
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  Speaker 3: when you've done it for no, Yes, do you think
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  Speaker 3: you're warm.
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  Speaker 1: To It's difficult to be around today there because you're
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  Speaker 1: such a negative bastard.
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually the fucking shining light of it. Yeah you really,
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  Speaker 4: mister positive. Yeah, yeah, Magi man. You're If I was you,
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  Speaker 4: i'd be out there just bag and count. Fuck yeah
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Man, what's the time on that? We probably you can?
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  Speaker 1: You can? Yeah, C does it all the time?
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  Speaker 2: They really?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow, shocking shocking.
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  Speaker 2: It's just shocking, isn't.
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  Speaker 1: It's a slang word for the female reproductive organ.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I do know that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what buzzies.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's great. Keys as long as you're happy, mate, that's.
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  Speaker 4: Good because I'm not that happy. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So why are you doing that.
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  Speaker 4: To help out? And obviously you're getting paid Yeah, well
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  Speaker 4: a contract.
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  Speaker 2: If you were doing it for free, you'd be a fool.
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  Speaker 4: But no, definitely not. No, he's just doing it to
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  Speaker 4: help out because I needed a hand. Two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, sweet two weeks Yeah, sweet airs Man,
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  Speaker 1: good you're going to be the CEO.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the plan.
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: The whole Wracky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: radio Hurrachy Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: You should get your own TV show. I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: it's time.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, we're gonna get Roger needs his own
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  Speaker 4: show next.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Roger him while was getting started, and then he would
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  Speaker 4: just sort.
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  Speaker 1: Of coming yeah, if you could get it started.
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  Speaker 4: And then he'll just come in and take over.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, that would be next after that for a TV
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  Speaker 1: probably to Mighty Martin next, because he's probably only got
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  Speaker 1: one year left on his contract.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, good looking fair.
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  Speaker 2: He is.
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  Speaker 1: As a hunting show for him hunting and fishing with
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  Speaker 1: me hot stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? He's he's a fiercely good looking but he's.
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  Speaker 1: Going to need a heenus offside it, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: a hideous, ugly bastard that sort of whether that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know what what? Which way is that you.
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  Speaker 4: Are a right? Who are you thinking? For that? Me?
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  Speaker 3: I'd watch a show that's to Mighty Martin and Jay's
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  Speaker 3: hunter fucking that would be good.
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  Speaker 2: He'd be so weir.
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  Speaker 4: He'd be like, who's this dude? Why do I have
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  Speaker 4: to hunt with her?
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  Speaker 1: The problem would be having to get Joe's helicopter then anywhere, Beau,
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  Speaker 1: he wouldn't be able to walk through the bush jas.
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  Speaker 2: The funny thing is we very nearly back in the
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  Speaker 2: day made a hunting show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, having a conversation with the same pier show,
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  Speaker 1: And I.
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  Speaker 2: Was actually pretty keen on it because I think it
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  Speaker 2: would be really funny because I went through a period
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  Speaker 2: where I did actually watch hunting shows, and I think
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  Speaker 2: it's right for comedy.
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  Speaker 3: Was that after screaming wheel reels? Yes, yeah, yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: would have gone down well as well. People will love that.
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  Speaker 2: I think, I think, yes.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I've never been hunting interested.
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  Speaker 2: I've only been hunting for rabbits and chicks.
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  Speaker 4: When you went hunting for rabbits, who like be aver,
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  Speaker 4: we quiet, We went hunting for rabbits.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I had one of those hats that covers
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  Speaker 2: your ears.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, elma thud.
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  Speaker 2: I actually I love it. I enjoyed it too much.
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  Speaker 1: The rabbits, but I think suffer though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah we did. We did eat the rabbits. My Auntie
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  Speaker 2: used to make a big stew yeah yeah, which was
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  Speaker 2: actually pretty young with red wine and all sorts.
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  Speaker 3: I think rabbit is one where if you just eat rabbits,
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  Speaker 3: it can kill you because rabbits don't have or they
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  Speaker 3: have too much iron or something.
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  Speaker 1: I love this. This is great. This is great pub bullshittering.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a shame that there's Google now because totally
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  Speaker 1: and nobody could prove it otherwise. And then they came
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  Speaker 1: back to you a month later, and so I didn't
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  Speaker 1: think that you're saying about rabbits and if you eat
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  Speaker 1: rabbits you die is bullshit. And then you go see it.
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  Speaker 3: You can die from eating only rabbit meat of medical
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  Speaker 3: phenomenon commonly known as rabbit starvation protein poisoning because rabbit
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  Speaker 3: meat is exceptionally lean and lacks all the essential fats
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  Speaker 3: and carbohydrates, so you can eat it and you're full.
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  Speaker 3: And these trappers and ship back in the day were
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  Speaker 3: like eating heaps of rabbit and then they die randomly.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember do you remember when they introduced it?
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  Speaker 2: Was it mixed metosis oh canus because there was a
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  Speaker 2: massive rabbit.
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  Speaker 1: Was it was as bad as big as webbit.
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  Speaker 2: And they released mixed and they don't know who did
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  Speaker 2: it someone they do.
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  Speaker 1: I like, now, what was that called? That wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: name of the thing that it had a really good name.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was a fucking brutal way for the
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  Speaker 2: animal to die, but it was effective it used.
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  Speaker 1: To because it was it was really bad down South
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  Speaker 1: with the rabbit outbreak and you would I remember seeing
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  Speaker 1: footage on like Country Calendar and all these doccos that
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  Speaker 1: got made back at the time whether the farms were
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  Speaker 1: just alive with rabbits. Yes, for every square meter there'd
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  Speaker 1: be fifty rabbits. I'm saying yes. But they had the
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  Speaker 1: same problem over in Australia. Tom Scott was going to
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  Speaker 1: make this right. What the fuck was it called? Nah?
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  Speaker 1: And then they they sulfide.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was mixed metosis.
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  Speaker 1: They brought it in from Australia. So the farmers over
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  Speaker 1: in Australia had this drug that killed them.
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  Speaker 2: Was it a drug or a disease.
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  Speaker 1: Well, one or the other. It might have been a drag.
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  Speaker 4: What was it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, mixed metosis, a viral disease used to control rabbits.
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  Speaker 1: I'll find it anyway. So but they got a farmer
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  Speaker 1: from New Zealand went over and got it off a
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  Speaker 1: farmer in Australia and strapped it underneath his armpit and
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  Speaker 1: smuggled it back into New Zealand and then let it
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  Speaker 1: let it go on the South Island and then that
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  Speaker 1: completely sorted it out. Yes, I'm not entirely sure that
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  Speaker 1: there was any farmer out there will be saying he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. But as
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  Speaker 1: far as I'm a weird there wasn't really it. The
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  Speaker 1: government refused to introduce it was.
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  Speaker 2: Done illegally there and it just wiped the bastards out.
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  Speaker 2: So whenever we did used to get rabbits, it would
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  Speaker 2: be like but that would have been before that time,
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  Speaker 2: so that must have been bullshit. In my head, I'm
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  Speaker 2: thinking of it.
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  Speaker 1: That seems to be the thing that's coming out the most. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, I'll have a little google here. There's a
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  Speaker 1: had a real ring to it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well that was the one iron and they made good stews.
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  Speaker 1: So once you got the mix of mitosis and the bastards, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you make yourself a student.
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  Speaker 2: I had a bit of hair loss and some warts.
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  Speaker 1: But those rabbits were going out like rabbits Keyser. You
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  Speaker 1: should have seen it, totally. Absolutely, they were loving it.
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  Speaker 2: But getting back to the hunting, I don't I think
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  Speaker 2: I would really struggle killing a big animal. I think
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  Speaker 2: I could do a peg. I reckon I could do
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  Speaker 2: a peg.
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  Speaker 1: A peg would be tough as well, and pegs it's
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  Speaker 1: the cutting of the.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, that part. But but I mean like hunting
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  Speaker 2: for shooting, shooting, I mean that's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I could do a peg, but I couldn't do. I'd
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  Speaker 2: struggle with a deer because there's such majestic creatures.
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  Speaker 1: The kelcy virus, rather, it was called the calcy virus.
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  Speaker 1: That was the thing I was thinking of. The really
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  Speaker 1: famous event inhabiting In ninety ninety seven, the government reject
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  Speaker 1: an application to officially introduce a rabbit Calca virus as
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  Speaker 1: a biological control. Frustrated farmers illegally smuggled with the virus
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  Speaker 1: into New Zealand from Australia and deliberately spread it by
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  Speaker 1: mincing infected rabbit organs and coding carrots or oats with
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  Speaker 1: the slurry to infect wild rabbit populations. Became one of
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  Speaker 1: New Zealand's most infamous biosecurity incidents. In many regions, ninety
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  Speaker 1: to ninety five percent of rabbits die. Isn't that good, kesy?
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  Speaker 1: The farmers just sticking it to the government, Go fuck yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they did suffer, which isn't cool, But well, fuck man,
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  Speaker 2: don't we all true?
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  Speaker 1: Don't we all men?
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  Speaker 4: Look at you suffering.
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  Speaker 1: Complaining about it? Man? I love a bit of Kelsey virus,
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  Speaker 1: dream of a bit of Kelsey virus.
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  Speaker 2: Virus.
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  Speaker 1: Reread that up and down my carrot, brother, key, what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean your carrot?
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 1: I just want to find out what the negative impact
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  Speaker 1: was before we leave the listeners dangling there hanging. What
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  Speaker 1: do you guys up to?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go and get some half priced sushi.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 3: A Korean variant legally approved March twenty eighteen, but they
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  Speaker 3: developed immunity to the original strait.
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  Speaker 4: Is that interesting?
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  Speaker 1: Rabbits were a major food source for ferret stoats and
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  Speaker 1: feral cats. After rabbit numbers crash, those predators often turn
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  Speaker 1: to native birds, lizards, and vertebrates. Can't fucking win man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then I guess he would have been some Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look, what are you going to do? You
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't somebody lose some keysy? That's all I can say about.
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  Speaker 4: Amen.
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  Speaker 3: Brother Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven
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  Speaker 1: Oh