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Episode 6: "Fake Kind" – Sister Certified · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in Confused.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast is rated M for marijuana no minors.
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  Speaker 1: But your audience is only You're really not kind?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean I'm not kind?
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  Speaker 1: It's you're a fake kind.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think fake.
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  Speaker 1: You're a fake kind of brother. You talk about what
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  Speaker 1: you did. Come from the right mother. Why am I
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  Speaker 1: fake kind? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think I'm actually fake kind?
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  Speaker 1: Now? I think you're lying.
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  Speaker 2: I think you think i'm fake kind. I'm a good person.
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  Speaker 1: You are, You're a good person.
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  Speaker 2: Make fuck that bo You just said that I was
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  Speaker 2: a fake kind?
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  Speaker 1: What did I do?
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  Speaker 2: What makes you say that?
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  Speaker 1: You're a born second? You had to be born.
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  Speaker 2: She's a favorite child. Who's a favorite child. That's why
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  Speaker 2: she she knows the answer to that, and that's why
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  Speaker 2: she's calling me fake kind. You've known me now for
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  Speaker 2: for almost hell old are you nine years?
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  Speaker 1: Almost?
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  Speaker 3: You have I ever been a dick? I've known you
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  Speaker 3: for almost a decade. No, you have your mom?
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  Speaker 2: So I have the best intentions, motherfucker sounds like it. Yeah, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna rethink everything tonight and maybe not wake up
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow because you are what a weird thing to say
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  Speaker 2: to me? Man, I'm actually thrown off by this.
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  Speaker 3: You shouldn't be, I don't know. So I love that
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  Speaker 3: we're recording this episode on Father's Day. We should have
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  Speaker 3: had our fathers on, but instead you brought your sister.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now I feel shitty about it. What a way
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  Speaker 2: to start the show calling me fake? Kind man, I
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  Speaker 2: try to be a good person. You've been called worse,
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  Speaker 2: don't worry. Yeah, I'm sure not. In a long time,
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  Speaker 2: I thought like I found myself now, I thought I
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  Speaker 2: want to be a good person. No, like you know,
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  Speaker 2: you know how like you're growing up, You're you're going
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  Speaker 2: through life and you're kind of like figuring things out.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I kind of figured out who I
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  Speaker 2: am and I'm just trying to be a good person.
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  Speaker 2: But you don't fucking think it's real though?
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  Speaker 1: What's so wrong? What's wrong with me? Are a good person?
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  Speaker 1: But why? I don't know? Just no, no, no, you're
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  Speaker 1: you're you're true? What can you can you explain? I
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  Speaker 1: want you to like just let it go like this?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, maybe I'm just a little upset because
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  Speaker 4: mom likes you more.
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  Speaker 3: So, how do you know for a fact? No, this
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  Speaker 3: is what I want to ask you. I'm an only child,
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  Speaker 3: so I really I don't know how this works. So
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  Speaker 3: is it like confirmed that Becker is the favorite child
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  Speaker 3: and you're not. It's full on confirmed confirmed? And have
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  Speaker 3: you you've always known this?
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  Speaker 4: I haven't always known maybe growing up because we're getting older,
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  Speaker 4: but growing up, who was.
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  Speaker 3: The favor growing up? He was still the favor of
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  Speaker 3: growing up?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I feel like I was more used they used to,
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  Speaker 1: you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, until like, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: They'll come around again. Who was doubtful?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe stop calling your brother a fake kind of person
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  Speaker 2: and maybe they'll like you more. Aren't you the troublemaker though?
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  Speaker 3: I mean comparatively, you were the which is nuts that
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  Speaker 3: you weren't the trouble man. Yeah, I was troublemaker, fake.
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  Speaker 1: Kind, I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, glad I had my sister on this episode of
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool, you're not actually, you know, I was thinking
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  Speaker 3: about this earlier too. Kelly, you're the very first female
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  Speaker 3: guest on the blast Ferish podcast saying that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Our friend Stuff called me the oudea. She's like, you
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  Speaker 2: haven't had a female on yet, and I was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to my sister's gonna come on stuff will
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  Speaker 2: come on eventually. But yeah, we're happy you're here. I think,
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  Speaker 2: thank you. I think I think Joel is okay with
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  Speaker 2: you being here, and I am questionable?
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  Speaker 1: Oh think, No, I'm just kidding, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I thought would be really funny to do admit something
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  Speaker 2: we did when we were younger that we never told
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  Speaker 2: our parents.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to go first?
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  Speaker 2: Mine's not even that bad again, because I was. I
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  Speaker 2: think that was a reasonable kid. Do you think I
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  Speaker 2: was a reasonable kid?
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  Speaker 1: Was I was?
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  Speaker 2: Was I a then? Kel's like, I don't know, I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know what to feel about myself anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I was dick to you, okay, yeah, what's the age?
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  Speaker 3: What's the age difference here? So we're listening to you
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  Speaker 3: in one day?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So she's five years one day older than years.
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  Speaker 2: July thirteenth, nineteen seventy nine. July fourteenth, nineteen eighty four,
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  Speaker 2: who kell Verius?
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  Speaker 1: Seventies? Baby? Yes? Groovy wow, groovy.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: How much do you know about the seventies?
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  Speaker 1: Keluh, not much. I know there's a lot of disco
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  Speaker 1: and a lot of weed back then.
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  Speaker 3: That's not it speak speaking of weed.
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  Speaker 1: Where are we at with that here? Oh? Yeah? Get
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  Speaker 1: that going.
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  Speaker 2: We need a later.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: You know when I was younger, I loved like I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't wait to drive. I don't know if you remember that,
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  Speaker 2: loved like no like seriously, I used to go Dad
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  Speaker 2: and I used to go to Pizza Como and they had.
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  Speaker 1: That driving game.
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  Speaker 2: You I used to love to just driving games and
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't wait to drive. This is crazy, right, this
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  Speaker 2: is so insane. Just buckle up, you know, remember now
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  Speaker 2: you told me last week this is nuds picture this
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  Speaker 2: kel all right, I'm weirding. We lived on Johnston Drive
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  Speaker 2: at the time, and I was about eleven. Okay, when
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  Speaker 2: everyone would go to sleep, I would sneak outside, start
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  Speaker 2: the car.
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  Speaker 1: Stop, and I would drive it into the parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: You're you are going to get him such ship for this?
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  Speaker 1: Which part of mom and Dad?
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  Speaker 5: Can?
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  Speaker 1: I Can I get in so much shit for this?
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  Speaker 3: Old You definitely can. How did you read nothing at all?
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't short. I was pretty much five nine since
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  Speaker 2: sixth grade sprouted up quick.
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  Speaker 1: This is literally right episode of TV. I Love Everybody
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  Speaker 1: Loves Raymond.
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  Speaker 3: This is an episode of Everybody because Raymond tells his
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  Speaker 3: mommy comes clean that he threw a party forty years
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  Speaker 3: ago in her house and she's beside herself. She's so
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  Speaker 3: pissed off, like doesn't talk to him for a week.
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  Speaker 3: So get ready, your parents are gonna shit on you.
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  Speaker 1: Baby. Just wait, man, well I look, wait, is this really?
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  Speaker 1: You're really tired?
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  Speaker 2: So I go outside, start the car.
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  Speaker 1: And how old are you at this point? Like eleven?
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  Speaker 1: Under ten?
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  Speaker 2: I was eleven, that's like sixth grade. And here's why
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  Speaker 2: I might know this because I also did this to
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  Speaker 2: your first car, my Bic, your Buick. I would go
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  Speaker 2: out and start it and just back it up a
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  Speaker 2: golf feet and like literally I wouldn't even go very far.
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  Speaker 1: You would have been You would have been eleven, eleven
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  Speaker 1: years old. It was my present. You're lucky you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't lucky didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Still a good driver to this day. Wow, wow, And
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  Speaker 3: you you always got away with that. Nobody ever found
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  Speaker 3: out did it?
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  Speaker 1: A couple of times? I didn't like always why what
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  Speaker 1: would make you even want to do that?
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  Speaker 2: You were just just wanted to drive?
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  Speaker 1: Oh it was I just liked, you know, it's funny.
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  Speaker 1: On the way over here, we're pulling in and he's like.
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  Speaker 4: What he goes to me, Kelly, do you think I'm
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  Speaker 4: like a whimsical driver?
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  Speaker 1: A whimsical driver?
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  Speaker 2: She was following me from my parents' house to my
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  Speaker 2: house before we came here, and I was driving, and
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  Speaker 2: I always like take notice to my driving skills. I
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  Speaker 2: think I'm very like smooth in my turns and like
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  Speaker 2: I ride like the side of the road really tight
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  Speaker 2: and like I don't know, crisp if you will, And
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  Speaker 2: I think that I just drive very whimsically, like I'm
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  Speaker 2: I'm like really in the zone, you know what I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean, one with the road kind of how high are
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  Speaker 4: you that's getting there?
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  Speaker 1: What about you? Kel?
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  Speaker 4: The only thing now, granted I did a lot of
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  Speaker 4: bad things after I turned eighteen. Prior to eighteen, not
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  Speaker 4: so much, but the most I don't think mom and
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  Speaker 4: Dad know about this one.
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  Speaker 1: There used to be at the end of Shakespeare Road.
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  Speaker 4: There used to be a dentist office there and they
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  Speaker 4: they used to have a sign out front. So me
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  Speaker 4: and my girlfriends, including our cousin at the time, would
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  Speaker 4: steal the sign and we would run around with it
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  Speaker 4: and throw it in people's pools, and then somebody would
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  Speaker 4: bring it back to them like a week later. Every weekend,
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  Speaker 4: we would do it. We would go, we would jump
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  Speaker 4: into people's pools all up and down Shakespeare Road and
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  Speaker 4: Johnston Drive, and then we would throw the freaking dentis
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  Speaker 4: sign into anybody's pool and then it.
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  Speaker 1: Would be returned. It would just why we didn't leave
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  Speaker 1: it back though, what's the point in giving it? Best say,
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  Speaker 1: that would be funnier if you didn't give it back. No,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't give it back to people's houses that we
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  Speaker 1: left it in. The We would give it back, yeah, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: they'd find it in their pool, would be like the
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  Speaker 1: doctor sign again. We were like.
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  Speaker 4: Fourteen fifteen, but we did all summer long and we
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  Speaker 4: never got caught.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever think that those people, the neighbors were like,
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  Speaker 2: does this doctor keep putting his sign in our pools?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Let me ask you too.
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  Speaker 3: If you had a pool and you woke up one day,
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  Speaker 3: you want to go take a swim, and there's a
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  Speaker 3: dentist off this sign in there, my first thought wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: be I gotta drive down and give it back to it.
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  Speaker 2: My first thought would be fucking cool, this just showed
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  Speaker 2: up here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm keeping this man. This is neat. Wouldn't a dentist off.
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  Speaker 3: Look around this apartment right now, wouldn't a dentist office sign?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Perfect, Yes, it would look great.
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  Speaker 2: Today's guest is my sister Kelly, so we're welcoming her
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  Speaker 2: to the sixth episode of the Blaze of Confused podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Should we start this thing? You know, let's get started, Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker
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  Speaker 6: and Joel Centrivia podcast where the questions are high andy,
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  Speaker 6: and so are they hates. Time to pluck your curiosity
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  Speaker 6: and light up some knowledge though. Blazed and Confused podcast
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  Speaker 6: starts now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Hello, Hello, Hello.
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  Speaker 3: I really feel like an only child here now, I
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: mean I am an only child. So this is it's
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  Speaker 3: a it's interesting for me to watch two siblings interact.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Becker, that's my sister Kelly, and that's Joel.
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  Speaker 1: Hello. Episode six.
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  Speaker 2: And we were discussing how we were going to handle
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  Speaker 2: our rapid round for this week, and we decided that
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  Speaker 2: we would have Kelly answer the rapid fire questions all
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  Speaker 2: of them.
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  Speaker 3: Why not you to? You want to make her do
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  Speaker 3: all of them? What do you think I mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she can. They might be mine might be a little
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  Speaker 3: hard though I don't know. I have some new music
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  Speaker 3: too for the rapid round. I don't know if we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna like this though, Let's see if we like the music. Ready, Okay, sounds.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Kelly, I've always wanted to be a host of.
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  Speaker 2: Huh. This is from Mario Kart. No, it's not pretty sure, No,
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  Speaker 2: it's not. All I know is I went on the
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  Speaker 2: little music software.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, anybody that's all worried about the copyrights
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: on the music, it's fully legal, all right, all right.
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  Speaker 3: So I go to the website where you find the music,
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  Speaker 3: and I put in game show and this is what
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  Speaker 3: popped up. It was called the Mystery Question. So I
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: hope it's not from Mario Kart. It better not be fun.
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  Speaker 1: Think it is? What now I think it's true. It's
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  Speaker 1: the Mystery Question?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, also from Mario Kard.
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  Speaker 1: This is a Mario Kard.
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  Speaker 2: This This doesn't sound familiar. The beginning part definitely sounded.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it didn't play hours upon hours upon hours
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  Speaker 4: of Mario Crook growing up.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, well, in that case, I hope it's not
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  Speaker 2: copyright and I hope I did.
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  Speaker 3: I hope it did. What I was supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: But let's wing it.
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  Speaker 2: You know. You know, Joel gives me shit a lot
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  Speaker 2: about not knowing about musical artists and groups and stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that. And you're gonna love to know that my
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: sister is way worse. Oh I am with music or
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: with everything, every very much everything?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good? It was really sad.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: And he used to find out that Brian Wilson passed away.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: Oh do you know who Brian? Is this your first
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  Speaker 2: question or are we just sit.
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  Speaker 1: Is this Laney Wilson's brother? Oh? My god? Yeah? Whoa Okay,
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  Speaker 1: who's Brian Wilson.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure he's part of a band from the nineteen eighties, eighties?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, take another guess, Brian Wilson. Brian, didn't you
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  Speaker 1: see this? Like did you see that? Brian?
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  Speaker 4: It was just a picture of a black background and
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  Speaker 4: then the outline of oh guy, and I have no
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  Speaker 4: idea who it is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I really have no This is supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be the rapid route too. He is one of the
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  Speaker 2: most famous singer songwriters ever probably right.
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  Speaker 4: So he's not a singer too, He's just a songwriter both.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, revolutionized music. Can somebody sing some lyrics.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, well I was going to sing it?
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  Speaker 2: Is that a part two to this? If we do
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: tell her I want her to sing a song, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Or do you want us to do what you I'd
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  Speaker 2: love to hear you sing a beach Boys song.
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  Speaker 3: You can't even.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Goo ball? Sorry I ruined it.
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  Speaker 2: All right now I want to hear what you were
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  Speaker 2: just singing? God calu beach boy song?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Go ahead, wouldn't it be nice?
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  Speaker 4: Dude?
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  Speaker 1: The words I don't know? You just you literally just
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  Speaker 1: say it. Didn't it be nice? Thank you? Thank you? Yes? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I feel so good boy. That was even if I
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: don't do good for the rest of it.
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  Speaker 4: I got one nod answer.
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  Speaker 1: No, I got half of a point for the song.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. You knew three words of that song.
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  Speaker 2: You knew the title, you sang the chorus, which so
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  Speaker 2: happened to be the title. Don't you love when it
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  Speaker 2: works that way? That's good? Okay. Well, this is the
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  Speaker 2: longest rapid round I've ever I forgot we were even
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  Speaker 2: doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, me he's going now, I don't do a ship.
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  Speaker 2: Who's got the rapid You want to go a rapid
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  Speaker 2: round first? Or me. Well, I thought you were going
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  Speaker 2: to give her more questions. No, we didn't even do
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  Speaker 2: the rapid round.
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  Speaker 1: No we didn't. This is what we're doing right now. Okay, fine,
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  Speaker 1: why is that fucking music you were talking about? What?
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Oh you want to go back to that? You said
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: it was Kelly's gonna get these wrong.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: It's gonna make me so happy, and we're gonna smoke.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go, cal wrap it around.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Go for who invented the light bulb? Albert Einstein? Correct,
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  Speaker 2: we'll give it to her. I'm not right, she's my sister, Albert. Wait,
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: wait a second, back up, Albert Einstein did not invent
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  Speaker 2: the fucking light bulb. We cannot we cannot give her.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, there are pity points, all right. Here we go, Okay, music.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm going back through this one.
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  Speaker 2: What is the first name of the US president on
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: the twenty dollars?
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: Bill?
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  Speaker 1: Ben Franklin, God damn it, George Washington?
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Keep going, keep going, keep going. What musical group? What
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: musical group released this song Wanna Be? In nineteen ninety seven?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Can you sing? Can you sing it? It's a
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: rapid round? I mean, if you want to be my love. Oh,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: you got it? The spice girl girl.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: What is the square root of one hundred and forty
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: four twelve? Got it? Really, Joe had to look at
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  Speaker 2: me for the how'd you know that?
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of good with that.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: What video game character is known for eating dots and
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: avoiding ghosts?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Eating pac Man? You got it?
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: What is the chemical symbol for gold?
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  Speaker 1: M okay, damn it.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: What's the capital of Japan Okinawa?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: The sport that uses terms like love, deuce and ace tennis?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: You got it. The artists who painted this, I'm sorry.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: The artist who painted the starry night man, go got it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: The largest internal organ in the human body, we're Oregon, Oregon.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: I want to say internal organ, internal stomach.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you got skin inside your body too, It's.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Gotta look weird. The largest internal organ is the liver. Well,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: give her the rest of the answers while you're all right.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: The light bulb Kelly Thomas Edison, if it makes you
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: feel better.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I immediately thought Alexander gram Bell, which.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Is also that's a telephone though, right? Is that the telephone? Yes?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I thought Edison was the telephone too, wasn't it. I
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: don't think so. Alexander Graham Bell Bell Atlantic Bell. I
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: just assume it's that. That's correct. Anyway, What is the
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: first name of the US president on the twenty dollars bill?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: So it's George Washington either, No, but George? All right,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: but here's a follow up question.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: George Washington is autobill?
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Which one dollar dollar ideas on a twenty dollars ball?
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I the name's not coming to me either.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Andrew Jackson, he was the seventh president of the United States. Yeah.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: What musical group released the song want to Be in
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: nineteen ninety Actually he was nineteen ninety six. Apologies for
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: that earlier. That was the Spice Girl. She got that
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: one right with the help of Joel. What is the
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: square root of one hundred and forty four? That was twelve.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: What video game character is known for eating dots and
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: avoiding ghosts? That was pac Man. The chemical symbol for
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: gold is all au au. I say all because we
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: have a friend Mike Fox. Oh that's how he got
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: his name.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Oh. Oh, it all makes sense.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Now because his company a gold plated person.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh, this is why.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: However, all right, Kelly's guest was k since I took
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: chemistry one twice.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I can tell you that ka is potassium.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, isn't that cool? Are you sure that's right? I'm
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: pretty sure.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I think we should find out chat GPT. Let's call
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: up her buddy. That was not so helpful last week.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: The chemical symbol K on the periodic table stands for potassium.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Good for you.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what happens when you take chemistry twice?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Was that on purpose? You failed it? What's the capital
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: of Japan?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Kelly thought it was ok Now, it was Tokyo, the
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: sport with terms like love, deuce, and ace. She got
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: that one. It was tennis. The artist who painted the
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: starry night was Vincent van Go and the largest internal
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: organ was the liver. You got about to right, I
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: think pretty good? It's all right, pretty good, Kelly, it's
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: okayans one. I was chooting for one.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Well then yeah, you won eratations. Thanks.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: It's good to have expectations like that for yourself, you know,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: as long as like one, right, that's fine.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Goals, Mikey, small goals.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I like glow to col I'll point out all of
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: those today.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Wolves. We love the good old wolves.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Trivia. Man, It's like the universe asking us questions.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, the Blazing Confused podcast.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: That was a good wrap around. Should we go to
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: our regular questions?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Do you have anything challenging this week? Or is it
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: just gonna be real easy for me?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Again, we're not really keeping score, however, I feel like
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: we should be keeping it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Seems like Joel wants to keep score when he's winning. Well, yeah,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: he doesn't want to keep score. Otherwise, make me.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Scores fun because then you know who's in last place.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do like asking him the basic music questions.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: It's pretty fun.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I know you know who Brian Wilson is. Okay, here,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I want to ask you a question about Uh. I
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: want to ask you a question about lead singers that
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't write. But I was driving home today and
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I was thinking, Ah, I should ask him about this
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: because a song came.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: On the radio.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: So I didn't like type this out word for words,
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna have to fumble my way through asking
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: you a question on the spot here. Okay, yeah, let
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: me get my Okay, So what band we didn't do?
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Question one?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Oh? Fuck? Question number one? Okay? Uh?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: What band notoriously has two singers named David and Sammy.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Those are their respective first names. Hey, guy van Halen, Okay,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: very good? That good, Okay, good good. I just see,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: here's the thing with the music stuff. I was driving
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: home and I heard Van Halen on the radio, and
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: I thought, since you didn't get that question, like the
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: very basic Fleetwood Mac the chain question on the first
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: episode of the first week. That's pretty basic. So I'm
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: just like checking that, you know who, Sammy.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying I was at the gas station yesterday
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: and that song was playing and what song was the chain?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: The chain?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: And I was singing along with it. I'm like, why
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: the hell didn't I know it when he was asking
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: me about it? Freaking show.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but now, just let's ask Kelly that question. Well, yeah,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I love. Do you think do you think she would
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: know the answer to that? Yeah, that question?
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: I think we just said the answer in front of
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: her again.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but do you think she just heard that enough
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: to remember what we just said?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Jane Kane, for one hundred two times we tried to
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: get her and we.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Were the answer both times.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, fine, all right, question too.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I like Kelly. Kelly's laughing, we like laughing, Kelly, I'm ready?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Am I right?
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Way?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Is it for me again?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: So Kelly is the lifeline. You are the life each
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: So he's gonna ask me four questions. I don't want
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: to come to you for advice or guidance.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Twice.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna ask her for any advice?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: We'll find out. I don't know what the questions are.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, probably not. I'm just kidding. Go ahead.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: This is question two.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: I played the thing right, yeah, yes, okay, just checking.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: See I have the bad short term memory. I'm the
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: one that has said, okay, which MLB stadium is the
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: oldest that's still in use today?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Is it Oakland? Oakland? No?
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: No, not Oakland, Chicago.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: No.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I have no need like I need the name of
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: the park? Oh, the Citizens Bank Park.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I am not going to be able to do that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: So you're forfeiting already.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I know like I couldn't name the park. I don't
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: think it was. Fenway is one of the few that
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I know you wre did you pull that out of
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: As you can see, it was completely out of nowhere?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Wow, you pointed to the ground. Damn, you're like two
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: for two over here?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: All right? Ship you're right, we're going back to not
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: keeping score.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Question three, al right, middle school science? What force keeps
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: planets in orbits around the sun?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Gravity?
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: No?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: What force keeps planets revolving around the sun?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Inertia? Is that your final answer? Yeah? Gravity? Yeah, the gravity.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: I thought gravity was just like milertia?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Inta, what is that in plank? Blank space? Blank space? No?
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't think so.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Cal we ask our friendly sponsor not sponsor, a best
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: friend chat GPT.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell us what's going on? What is inertia?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Inertia?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Isn't it?
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: What?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Inersha? What is inertia?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Oh? Got it?
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Inertia is a concept from physics. It's basically the tendency
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: of an object to resist changes in its state of motion.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: So if something is at rest, it wants to stay
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: at rest, and if it's moving, it wants to keep
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: moving at the same speed and in the same direction
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: unless acted on by an external force.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, so, I guess that's a good guess then, right?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. How many questions did I ask two?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: No?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I think I asked three.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: What do you think your third one starts with no,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I asked you three?
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: No?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I wait, no, I asked you too, I asked you too. Yeah, okay, alright,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: loot them here.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: You're lost.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: They probably are too blazed and confused podcast.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: All right, so that would mean more on question three? Right, yeah, okay,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: question three train wreck of a show? Okay, all right,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I'll leave it up to you. Pick your category.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Here are your choices, geography, statistics, or movies. But don't
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: pick movies because that's probably too easy. Don't pick that one.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Why did you read that one?
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: All right, so your choices are geography or statistics.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Oh no, okay, I'll do a geography geography. Okay, what
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: state has the longest fresh water shoreline? Michigan?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Oh my? Did I get right?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna have the first? Like sweek four out
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: of four?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I'm actually impressed. I thought today was gonna be real shit.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: What did you think the answer was? Cal What was it?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Don't even say Michigan because you were not there.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I wasn't.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I couldn't think inside of the United States. I couldn't
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: think for a second where any bodies.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Of water war Why I know, I know there.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Were a second where any where any body of waters.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Are surrounded lakes like lakes? Wait, haven't you heard of
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: like Lake knock Vix.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't coming to me like big lakes, like
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: the biggest of the big lake Fushwater. He said, that's
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: very well, that would be in a lake, right, yeah, right,
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I couldn't in my brain, I couldn't think of any lake.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: What others or big? We're related? She and I, what.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: What other lakes can you name other than Lake Michigan?
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Me?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, keep going.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Superior, Eerie Ontario. See, I couldn't do that either with you,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: right with you, because I'm in here thinking, Fuck, I
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: don't know if I know lakes either, like a Lake Michigan.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's given, But like what else? Wall and Paul
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: pack to nothing. There was no lakes.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Did I say Superior?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Did you get them all great restaurant? No, there's seven
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Superior restaurants sponsor us. We're looking for sponsors.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: We need you. Yeah. I like your omelets, not as
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: much as I like eastpend Diners omelets, but you can
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: still sponsor us. Yeah. Anyway, here's question four. What you
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: better get wrong or I'm gonna throw a tantrum. Here
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: here we go, all right? Question four twenty what all right?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Statistics or movies?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like these are both too easy, and they
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: both relate to candy bars. Oddly enough, what's your favorite
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: candy bar. I'm not much of a chocolate guy. When
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I was a kid, I loved the Hershey Bar, But
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not much of a chocolate You would really pick
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: a Hershey Bar when I was a kid, probably, or
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: above everything else, just to plain chocolate. I was more
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: like I a Twizzler's kid when I was Oh, toyslers, Yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Reds are really good.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: So anyway, if I had to pick one nowadays, I
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: mean I like a TwixT every now and then Twicks.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah that considered a candy bar. Oh yeah, all right, cool?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Take five. They are really good.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I only had to take five for the first time,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: like no pun intended, but five years ago. Seriously, I
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: think I had it for the first time. I was
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: like during Halloween and I had left over them. They're
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: pretty damn good. They're so good. Yeah, take five. You
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: can sponsor us too. Again, we're looking for sponsors.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Sponsor us, all right, I guess I'm gonna ask you
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: this movies question.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I think this is too easy, though.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: A floating candy bar of what brand clears the pool
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: of swimmers in the film Caddy Shack. Is it one
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: hundred grand? It's not one hundred now hold on, let
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: me one more chance, snickers. No, you have no idea
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: what this is?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Right, I think I might do you.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Wow, God, kel, are you using me as lifeline? We
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: already guessed incorrectly, So you just gotta look really cool
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: if you got it right.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say payday is not a payday? Do love
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: a payday? Though?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: What's the answer? The answer is baby ruth Man. Now
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I can picture it all right. So, just for the record,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: did you ever watch that movie Cadishac. I've tried so
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: many times.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: There's a there's a long list of movies that I've
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: attempted to watch multiple times, and I just can't do it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I can't do it.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I don't think Catty Shack is funny at all.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think that.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: I don't think that Animal House is funny. I don't
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: think that the Naked Gun is funny at all.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: You I know, I know, I I knew that he
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: would take that that Personally, we're no, and he's always said,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: oh dude, you should just sit with me, able to couch.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: We'll get high and watch it together the one day.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: It's like, here's the thing. If you have to tell
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: me when to laugh, it's not funny.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. Sure you would, now you would.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: All these movies that I tell people are funny, they're like, oh,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: we got to watch them together?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Why so you can tell me when to laugh? No,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not ailer like that, but I would say that
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: you would really like Beavis and butt Head. It's really stupid.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: It's like totally just the show in general, or the movie.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: The show you've never watched one episode of. That's like,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: that's before my generation. It really is.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Try Oh my god, that was great. Jesus, No, South
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Park not in Really, I'm more of a family guy guy.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Guy's good, like the King of the Hill. It's all right.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I don't like them.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, Bubba, yeah, I got to hear it again?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Do it again? What else should I say that? Just
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: over that, over and over again? Come me to Bubba?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Is it my turn now? Question number one?
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: The Great Wall of China is visible from space with
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: the naked eye.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: True or false?
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: From the naked eye, that's gotta be false.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: It is false. But people think that it's like a
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: common they.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Knock it down, so how would they see it? Anyway?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: The Great Wall of China wasn't that down? Did they
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: knock it down? No?
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: I don't think you're thinking of the Berlin Walls.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're the same. To her, they probably border somewhere together.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Don't worry.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Honestly, really with geography.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: It's been great have you on this podcast thus far,
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: because I feel like I'm finally understood. You know, I
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: finally met someone that thinks the same way I do,
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: because this is how my brain works.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Too good, ah, wow.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Help you, well done, Thank you, thank you.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Question too?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: How many hearts do octopuses have? I almost said a
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: different word, octopusses? How many hearts do you octopuses have?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Pussize?
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: What? What pussies pussize? Multiple pussies pusize?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Is it OCTOPI? Wait a minute, octopusy pie?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: I think it's OCTOPI isn't it octopusses?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Octomom? How many hearts do octopuses have? Shuld go to
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: You're like, it must have at least one?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Right, all right?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: For the answer is not for Remember you can use
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Kelly for a lifeline two times, all right? Keep that
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: in my Kelly, do you have a guest for this one?
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: How many hearts does an octopus have?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: It would be a true guess if I know.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Wait, wait a second, don't use my lifeline for me.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just it's not no, no, no, you just
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: say already got it wrong?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Get it wrong? Did I? I guess you said four?
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I got it wrong. Okay, I would say one.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I think it's it. I think it's a trick. I
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: think it's one.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: No, it is not one. It is three. Actually, they
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: have two to pump the blood to the gills and
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: one that pumps it to the rest of the body.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: So three parts for an octopus. You learn something new
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: every day.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: There you got there? You go? Yeah, saplefts are of course.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Question you're thirteen.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck you.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Knowen Question three?
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: True or false? You can't hum while holding your nose?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: True or false? You can't hum while holding your nose.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: He really wants to try.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: The answer is try it. See if you can do it.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Hold your nose and try to hump. Now answers, no,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: try it.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: The answer is no. It's supposed to be a physical activity.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Try it.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: How's that working out for you?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's working. Could I get a little twinkle?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: So I said, no, bitch, So I'm right. Question for.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: What is the most commonly used letter in the English language.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good question.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: What is the most commonly used letter in the English language?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: So my thinking is it's gotta be uh, what do
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: you call it?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Ai ou?
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: What are those letters called nouns, vowels, nows?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Did you say nouns?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: And we're stupid? Yeah, go ahead, keep firing, mister fake kime.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Can I get a definition of a noun? Might keep
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: a person her thing? Yeah? Yeah, I know somethings.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: What was the question again? I forget the most commonly
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: used letter?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: What is the most commonly used letter in the English language?
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: So?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: What did you say?
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: It is?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Ai U? Is called a water consonant.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: It's a vowel vow what's a consonant?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: All? Everything else? Everything else? Okay, all right? Just making
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: sure the other letter? All right, all right, just making sure?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: What was the question again?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: It's actually a E, I O U? And sometimes why?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: But I don't remember why, I remember why. I don't know.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I don't remember why.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: It was sometimes.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Now I've been.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Taken back to elementary school, when fucking smart kets used
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: to run around and say A and sometimes.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Listen, what is the most commonly used letter language?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I want to say A wrong, it's e E.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: At least I was right in saying that it was
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: a vowel. See I knew. I knew that what that is.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: If I was completely sober right now, I'd be able
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: to tell you what they did.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I yeah, Well, what I'm just saying I sound stupid.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I know that's the whole point of this thing. But hey,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: why were you on do not Disturb? Like all week long?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Did you know you were on do not Disturb all
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: week long? The fuck was that all about?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: No? No, no, I have no idea. You were just on.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: It always tells, you know, like iPhone users, this guy's
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: on do not Disturb.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, I schedule my do not disturb. You don't do that.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: No, I rarely use it. In fact, I put it
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: on for the first time or second time ever this
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: week because you were on do not Disturb, And I'm like,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I wonder if I should start using that.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I have it scheduled out like it
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: knows when I'm working. So normally during the day it's
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: on do not disturb, gotcha?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Uh, normally like at night when I'm sleeping, like I think,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: I turn it on at like ten o'clock talking night.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Do you know that I'm terrified to like have my
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: phone off ever again? You should after Mom was in
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: the hospital, and you know what you could get ahold
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: of me.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I called my phone, called and called and called for hours.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: And now I wake up like several times a night
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: and look at my phone, like all he had on silent?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Never again, will he ever keep it on silent? How
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: long was it on silent?
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's a long time, Yeah, long time. Like I
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: start after that pretty much. I just keep it on
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: like a reasonable ring level so they can definitely be
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: woken up. The only thing that sucks about it is
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: because when I get text messages now at night, they
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: wake me up. But now, how long was it that night?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Like? How long was I think? Like I literally think
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: six hours? I called him for six hours?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: At one point I think I said Dad should just
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: go over his house and see what Like yeah, yeah,
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: I don't remember if I did go over or not.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: But I'm so mad at she was so mad at me,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: but I was sleeping. It's true.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I was.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Getting you know, I needed my not so kind.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: So uh now I am in a panic often when
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I sleep because I worry about my family and having
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: that phone call and missing that phone call and somehow.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: You're fake.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Fake kind is just go here. He's not gonna let
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: it go. This is me forever. Now stop it, my
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: sister Kelly, thank you so much for being on episode
• 38:13
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• 38:16
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• 38:18
  Speaker 1: That's Joel.
• 38:18
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• 38:24
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