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Cannabis School | First Class Funk Strain Review · Cannabis School

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  Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angeles.
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  And I'm Brandon Elder. And we're here to talk to you
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  about everything pertaining to cannabis from vape.
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  Flour. Edibles, strains, and everything
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  in between. All right, kids, welcome back.
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  Hi. Welcome.
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  Welcome. Yeah, Jeez.
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  This strain, this is cool. We're gonna call it.
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  Well, it's. It's first class Funk.
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  It, yeah, it's first class funk, but it's got kind of a yin and
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  Yang feel here. Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling like a
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  very relaxed chill, just like mellow and I'm.
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  Like real uppity and chatty. Yeah, quite the difference in
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  it, but we've only done one dab. Yeah, it's very strong though.
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  Yeah, I feel like it was a slap to the face kind of strain.
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  Yeah, I feel slightly more relaxed, but at the same time
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  like I'm very clear headed and my thoughts are really there,
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  solid. But I do feel the body affect
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  us. Damn it.
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  I shouldn't have asked that because now, like, my body feels
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  the weightedness of an indica, right?
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  But my head doesn't feel that. It's super weird.
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  It's polar opposites. My body and my brain are doing
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  two different things. So it has a very funky flavor to
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  it, which makes perfect sense because it's bred from crossing
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  GMO. Oh Yep, you're going to get that
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  jet. Wow, jet fuel Gelato.
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  I loved it. You know, dude, jet fuel has
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  been one I used to really remember.
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  I used to love that one. Back in our dirty, dusty days,
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  that's all we did. Oh my God.
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  That kicked your ass. It was a pretty big hit, man.
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  Yeah, I'm going to do a little bit more and see how it affects
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  me. Straight to the face.
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  Yeah, it's a very present. I don't feel my thoughts
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  wandering. I just feel very present, like I
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  could you like that rain that was coming down earlier?
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  Oh. It was amazing.
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  Brandon's got this tin roof in the back and we can hear the
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  pitter pattering of the of the rain and it's just really
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  calming. And this is thinking, man, we
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  should go outside and smoke a bowl.
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  I have or or smoke a bomb. Oh yeah, wow.
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  That was pretty cool, man. Yeah, it was.
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  That really got me. I was going to say I have a
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  couple joints left that we could smoke, but wow, that is straight
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  to my face. That was quite the hit.
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  What are the terps of it? Yeah, holy cow, Limiting
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  caryophylline and pining and I feel like.
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  Whoa. Right.
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  Oh, I don't know if I want to finish that.
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  Yeah, it's quite. It's really brutal on the
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  throat. It wasn't, she said.
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  Yeah. Was it that bad on the first
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  hit? I don't think it was that rough.
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  No, this is my second. Baller hit.
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  Yeah, I did smaller. I did a big one earlier and it
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  messed me up. Yeah, this one was a pretty
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  decent hit. I like now that it's after that
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  first initial right to the face. Yeah, I feel it in the face now.
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  Maybe I just have. A slower on my shoulders.
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  Yeah, but a really relaxed shoulders, Yeah, like, not like
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  a tense feel sometimes that you can get like in your upper back.
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  But it's like my traps feel like super like this.
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  My body feels very relaxed. Yeah, it is a very relaxing
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  feeling so far. Oh yeah, it's settling into my
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  legs. This is unique.
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  Well, the thing too, I have like a bit of neuropathy.
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  In feet, yeah. But with certain strains it it
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  tends to go away. And I I think about that like
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  doing a protocol with with a teacher, like a high dose
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  teacher at certain periods of time.
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  Yeah, maybe even before I go to sleep.
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  So I don't experience the whole thing just because.
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  It usually happen in in the night when you're sleeping.
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  Neuropathy. Yeah, before I go to bed if it's
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  cold. Oh yeah.
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  'Cause circulation is not as good in my feet and so I have to
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  do things to like I put on. I wear socks all the time, like
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  wool socks. Too bad.
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  Yeah, you've done that. For how long have you?
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  Done that for about a year. OK, I typically feel bad because
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  it keeps the IT keeps it warm and the blood flow better and so
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  I'm able to sleep better with that.
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  And so I used to go barefoot all the time, like I wear flip flops
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  all the time. But now I still wear flip flops,
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  but I prefer to wear shoes just because of the neuropathy.
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  Who knows where, where my career will go next or what money I'll
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  make so I can get like crazy good like specialized health
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  care for this because it's going to cost me out of pocket.
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  Because I've seen it happen with certain people doing that
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  getting like neuropathy treatments and stuff and getting
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  it back. But you know, I'm still fighting
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  to keep my diabetes in check, and I don't always make the best
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  decisions with food. But I don't drink soda, and I
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  feel like soda. I was a lot heavier when I drank
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  soda. You remember when I was a lot
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  bigger, But you just loved me, so it didn't matter.
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  See, I don't ever see like to me, I see you all the time.
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  Yeah. So you don't really get AI.
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  Don't really like, I don't know. Yeah, no, it's the same with my
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  family. You've always just been Jesse.
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  Like I run into people and they don't recognize me sometimes
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  because I know that I'm getting a little bit.
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  Weird. Yeah, at first.
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  And I'm like, what? I'm like, we seen each other
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  like a couple months ago and they're like, you look so
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  different. I'm like, what do you mean?
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  And two things. One, I kept my weight down, and
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  two, my beard is going more white so it's a lot more silver.
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  Yeah, it. Is and so people are like they
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  don't recognize me for a little bit.
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  They're like, what's beard? Your beard is really getting
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  white. And I'm like cool.
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  And my wife asked she was you don't want to diet dude.
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  I'm like, I feel sorry for those guys that want to do that
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  because you're going to have to do that every fucking week.
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  You're. Chasing that all the time.
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  I don't want to do that. I feel like it would be more
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  than every week because my beard is you get a 5:00 shadow.
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  Oh, for sure. So then the next day you're
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  going, OK, do I have to color it again?
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  Like that's, that's a lot of work.
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  Oh, that makes me think of something.
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  My boss. He's such a cool guy.
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  Jeff, you're awesome. I know you'll never listen to
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  the show, but you're awesome. Shit.
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  But he he brought to work yesterday a Funko Pop of him.
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  Oh yeah, you can make yourself. Know his daughter had it made
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  for him and it looks just like him and I last night, ass off.
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  I thought that was so cool. And he's like, yeah, no, I we
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  just laughed about it. We did a putting competition at
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  work yesterday. He's all about the masters and
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  stuff. He watches it.
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  Yeah. And then we had this putt
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  competition. I brought my putter.
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  Oh shit. It's awesome.
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  It's heavy as fuck. Yes, yeah.
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  But it's it's really good. It's good for me.
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  And then guess what happened? I put it on the ground and the
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  tip fell and the the head came off.
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  Oh no. But the other guys that are all
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  like hardcore golfers in there, they fixed it.
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  They were like, oh, don't worry about that dude.
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  You know, they probably use the weird glue and I'm like the
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  glue. And he goes, oh, all of those
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  heads are glued on. He's like, they use a special
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  type of glue. He's like, so that one probably
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  didn't get pushed down enough. And the guy and the other guy
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  grabs it and looks like he goes, oh, yeah, you know why it didn't
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  take? This is too smooth.
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  That needs to be scored. He goes and then get a little
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  sandpaper inside there. And I'm like, really?
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  He's like, you've done that. And he goes, oh, yeah, I've
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  switched out shafts. He's like, but you got the
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  almost break it off. And I was like, oh, I thought I
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  broke it. And he goes, no, he's like, you
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  just need to use it more. And I'm like, yeah.
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  And he's like, yeah, I mean, and I was thinking about Jeremy and
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  I'm like, we need to go see Jeremy when you go.
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  Yeah, we need to. That was the other thing too,
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  man. Like just so many things I'm
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  thinking about for cannabis school.
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  Good Lord, this straight. Yeah, quite the coffee like hit
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  you in the back of the throat. I think it's also because it's
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  got like peppery diesel E and earthy tones.
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  It's not as it get you in the back of the throat.
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  Yeah, it really burns. Oh my gosh.
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  And it's just four. Wow.
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  My head feels light. Super light.
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  Not quite floaty, but I bet not sloshed another dab of it.
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  I just feel a. Little floaty.
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  Oh, it's, it's, yeah, slightly. My jaw feels weird.
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  It like it was weird, dude. How'd that go?
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  Like, you know, my jaw's like moving on its own.
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  Yeah, like, it's, it's slightly, yes.
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  It's a little shaky. You got a vibration.
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  Do you feel it? I, I don't know, No, I feel like
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  now I feel like a little tingly in my cheeks.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was weird.
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  It's almost like I'm cold. Interesting.
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  OK, so feeling cold a little, a little cooler?
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  Here's why. So cannabis can actually
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  terpenes, things like that can actually fluctuate your blood
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  pressure. Yep.
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  So this probably is bringing our blood pressure down.
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  And if you notice that the ones that bring your blood pressure
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  up, you typically feel that tightness in your chest, your
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  heart is working more. But this would be a great strain
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  for the gym too. Yeah, my body's relaxed enough.
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  I I think this would be a great gym strain.
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  Great gym, going for a walk. Walk would be great.
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  I don't. I don't have the munchies.
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  It's not really cotton mouthy other than the back of my
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  throat. Yeah, the back of my throat
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  feels weird, but I think it's just because of that dab and how
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  it hit. And I was like, oh shit.
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  No same thing for me dude. But like, I think once that
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  settles down, the rest of it is actually really pleasant.
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  Well, I mean, that's some of the things that that us more
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  seasoned cannabis users kind of judge cannabis strains on.
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  Like if you start coughing and you haven't coughed for a while,
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  you're like, whoa, the terps and this is strong, which usually to
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  me tells is going to be a really good entourage effect.
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  It's going to be a longer lasting high.
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  Sometimes I've gone to like we do dinner with Kaylee and
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  Preston pretty regularly. That's cool.
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  And he does. He's been getting the select
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  disties or some of the other disties from here and he'll hand
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  it to me and I'll take a puff and I will cough my lungs out
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  and it feels super dry and that, but I don't feel like I get more
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  of the entourage effect. I just feel like I'd cough my
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  lungs out. Yeah.
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  And then I get I get lightheaded because I've been coughing so
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  hard. Like, dude, that happened to me.
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  I had a Pineapple Express select pen my car got.
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  Yeah, whatever. Anyway, my car has problems, but
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  a buddy of mine at work was giving me a ride home and he's
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  like, hey, would you like a hit? And with a Select pen, I'm like,
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  yeah, sure. What is it?
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  He goes, that's Pineapple Express.
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  I said, oh, Select has a very tasty one, tastes like roasted
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  pineapple. And he's like, that's exactly
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  what it's like. And I'm like, I take a hit off
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  of it and I take a little one. I'm like, I'm like, that was
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  bad. Take another one.
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  Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
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  And then I had a headache. I always get headaches off
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  selects pens every single time. Frontal lobe and it just
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  pressure. Yeah.
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  I don't like, I think it's just because they're so isolated.
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  They distill it down so far that it's just yeah.
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  I got to do live resin or rosins.
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  Yeah, I can't. And and that's in a pen form.
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  I can't do regular disties. No, they're just not the same.
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  Like it was fine at the beginning, but they also didn't
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  have the same quality out in a lot of places for and stuff.
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  So it was just like this is what you have on the market.
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  Yeah, it's not see and the difference too.
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  And that's why, you know, we have been really pushing for
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  people to either go flower first or, or start getting a bomb dab,
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  you know, because the, the dab is so much more of a, how do I
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  say this, a better use of, of product right now, especially
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  like I notice, you notice too, when we go, when we find a
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  really good strain with flour, we'll smoke the shit out of that
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  thing. Oh yeah, Until it's gone really
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  fast. Yeah.
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  I feel like a fat kid with cake when I have a really good strain
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  like black triangle. Oh yeah, it was.
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  Gone it was. So gone and I was like man I
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  could use 7 grams of that. But then I think, well then that
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  means I just smoke it in two weeks instead of 1 as is.
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  Like I gotta diversify. 7G lasting 2 weeks is pretty
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  impressive. For me, yeah, it'd be really
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  impressive. There'd be a lot of holding
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  restraint 'cause. I just was thinking like that.
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  I don't know. That's impressive.
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  But like, oh, smoking that much in that time or smoking that?
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  Little smoking that little in like 7 grams in two weeks is
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  impressive. Well, 7g would be nice if that
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  would, if I like the strain, but I find myself smoking more
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  flour, but it's also making me cough a little bit more at
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  night. So I'm going back to dabs and
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  man, there's also another thing to this string, the tingling.
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  And that's why I think it's the blood pressure.
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  My lips are tingling. They feel interesting.
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  It's very strange. My body's like my, my heart
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  rate's going back up because my body's like, OK, we got to get
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  this thing back up. So maybe for those of you that
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  have a little bit of hypertension, a sprinkle of this
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  might be a really good thing for you.
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  This is a really, really good strain.
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  I like it a lot. It's very cool.
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  I what I really like about it is that I don't feel like the
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  second run on my bomb was necessary.
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  It was really good. Just with the one, I think it
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  would be great to stack it like every hour and a half do another
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  hit. Yeah, I don't mind it.
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  I like what? Dab is you don't have to do it
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  as often, no. And you don't have to do a
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  longs. Like I love smoking a joint, but
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  I like smoking a joint with other people more.
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  Yeah. Because it's so difficult to
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  want to smoke that whole thing by myself because I feel greedy
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  for some weird reason. That weird.
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  Like I don't want to offer myself.
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  I wish somebody was there so I could pass it to him.
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  Well, it's it's a much more enjoyable experience to share
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  joint. Yeah.
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  Oh, for. Sure feels like a communal
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  experience versus like it. It is nice once in a while to go
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  out and just have it if you don't have someone else to smoke
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  with, but it's so much nice to just pass one with someone.
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  You know what I loved about that one was at night I remember when
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  we would go down to Oceanside and I would get and my wife's
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  brother got some pre rolls and we smoked that on the beach at
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  night time here and the waves crash.
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  Oh. It'd be amazing we.
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  Didn't say shit, we just sat there and fucking smoke.
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  Pass it back and forth and just listen to the waves.
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  I was just like, yeah. There's something about water
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  and the sound of it. And the smoke joint in the
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  shower. By the river.
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  Yeah, that'd be better. It's just the sound of it.
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  It's that peaceful, calming. There's something soothing about
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  the sound of water. Oh, there's.
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  And you know what? That's that's how this is Sound
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  of water. Yeah.
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  It's like the sound of water. It's very peaceful.
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  It's not couch lock, but your body feels it in a very relaxing
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  way, not a tense, heavy way that some indicas can be like.
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  It's almost like a weighted blanket being pulled tight.
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  Yeah, but you, this one is just so chill, but not sleepy, which
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  is what you typically would feel with this kind of strain.
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  I like this. My feet have been sore from the
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  hike that we did. Yeah, my feet feel great.
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  Right now, yeah, I'm like, this is actually really, really
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  chill. High anti-inflammatory you said?
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  Which one were the strain the? GMO and jet fuel Gelato.
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  OH. Yeah, jet fuel is awesome.
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  Yeah, that this is OOP. I left the lid off.
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  That's okay. It's an ooey gooey strain
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  though. Yeah, these are gooey strains,
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  man. Wherever you guys are at, go
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  check it out. This is a fantastic strain.
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  Yeah, and thanks for tuning in. We love you guys.
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  Take care.