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RHOBH: "Wine and Cantaloupe" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Drama Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hello, everybody, welcome back
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  to Drama Darling. It's me your rich wife Amy Phillips. Joining me is
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  Deanna Shang. Hello, Deanna Amy, Hello, Hello, Hello. What
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  an exciting day for us. First of all, we are donning all black.
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  I think, you know, honestly, it was a Beverly Hills was
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  a really sad episode and typically would like to get on here and just really
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  go for it and have a lot of laughs. And I'm sure we will.
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  I'm sure we will. But it's no surprise to me that we're both
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  wearing black in honor of you know, what the topic was and the heavyess
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  of you know, suicide, death, grieving and such. So we will
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  be getting into Beverly Hills today. As you know, we are have been
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  experimenting with the live stream, so if you are here, pop up,
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  show yourselves. If you are here, please stand up, and hopefully this
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  worked. I uh, you know again, I'm I'm not a perfect live
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  streamer yet. So typically the last several days have gone very well. We've
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  done it three times in a row. This is our fourth and so we'll
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  see. Okay, we have some people here we've got now Amy's here.
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  So Amy just okay, she just jumped right on the screen. I put
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  that there so I her comment over so we can see it. So startled,
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  I'm like, she's here, she's here. No, she's in the
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  room. Amy is in the Okay, Tracy is in the room. Now
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  when I I'm just curious, Dianna, from a technical standpoint, when I
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  don't have them on the screen, do you see all the comments on the
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  side or can you see them? Let me see? I have you up
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  here's oh, I see a little option there she is Stephen Anthony, Hi,
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  Darling, Happy Friday Eve. Yeah, I'm okay, you're in san
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  Yeah. Great, thank you guys for being here. And again, if
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  you are not subscribed to Patreon, join us over there. It is patreon
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  dot com backslash drama Darling. You can get all of your other recaps that
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  are not public. On Tuesdays and Thursdays. There's a shit ton, okay,
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  a shit ton of stuff happening over on the Patreon and we also post
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  the videos there. If you're tier two you can watch those. And my
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  god, we've got so much happening. Danna and I I've been back and
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  forth with all the Darling co hosts Emily and Deanna and and Angela and Jamie.
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  We are really trying to set in the schedule and the calendar for the
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  next like month or two or two. And God love me, you know,
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  it is hard to tackle this love medly. You're like, truly gotta
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  give myself a pot in the back, because this ship is not easy.
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  First of all, Amy, the fact that you have. God love you,
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  because the fact that you have not only are you, you know,
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  firing on all goddamn cylinders, a beautiful sign behind you. You're your just
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  Calna, gorgeous California. You're at the helm of this domain, but you're
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  also scheduling, you're organizing, You're listen, these impressions aren't gonna impress themselves
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  like you're working on your impressions. It's I mean, it's a lot she's
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  working, you know. At the end of the day, Danna, thank
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  you so much for giving me a shout out. I really, By the
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  way, the gal who does work all the time, Vicky Gundlelson, had
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  time to jump into my reel and say, oh my god, this is
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  hysterical. Just a couple of days ago, Yeah, I pinned it.
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  I gotta go look how fun I know because we were. It was a
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  clip from talking about how the Trace Amigas have disbanded. As I'm sure you've
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  seen as I'm clearly on the thread and yeah, I can see you shutting
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  your eyes. Rip well, listen. As my mother always said, three
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  is a hard number. Three is a hard number. She said that through
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  my entire childhood with friendships, not with siblings, but with friendships. Three
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  is heart. You know, it is the dynamic one usually mm hmm gets
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  you know, gets the elbow. It's the elbow, you know what.
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  That's what they always say. Someone gets the elbow, gets the elbow.
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  And you got those three hot hot potatoes, you know, like it's just
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  too much, Deanna. Before we get into Beverly Hills, Uh, we've
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  got to do a little dish. Okay, would you join me on that?
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  Okay, let's get in serving dish. Someone's piping in in the comments
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  and I don't know what to make of this, Okay, So Joanna is
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  saying, and this is and this is going to be part of dish because
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  whether or not this is true, I don't know. Erica is dating Oliver
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  Garcelle's son, what are you talking about? Says who says where I didn't
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  see that at all in the in the I need seats. I'm gonna need
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  some more information on that. Is this or is this just a fun Thursday
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  Morning joke? Receipts timeline screenshots. Fucking there's more to it, I think.
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  But oh my god, that the Heather Gay phenomenon is taking the world
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  by storm right now. Uh, it's electric, It really really is so
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  so Joanna, you're gonna need to speak to that comment. I mean,
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  we can't just have you come up on our live stream saying Erica is dating
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  Oliver and that you know she did flirt with Oliver when they But do you
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  remember that scene where like Erica has imprinted on every one of Garcal's suns,
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  she is, you know, she has not let one of them go softly
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  into the night, like they're all gonna have to deal with Erica. But
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  they're all gonna have to deal with Erica at some point on some level.
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  But Oliver is a gorgeous man, and it's he's a free man. And
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  I'm sure Erica or I mean garcel wants to strangle her down to the ground.
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  Oh yeah, that should be off limits. There's no there's no way
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  that that should be Okay, yeah, shades of Larsa. Uh my god.
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  So so Joanna is lost in the I don't know, we Joanna don't
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  think that you can just pop in and say that and leave. We need
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  She's maybe she's like like scrounge gathering, gathering, pulling receipts, pulling receipts,
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  march march yourself. That is so funny. I would not think that's
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  something I've said a lot, but I do, and I love it.
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  I sometimes I tee you up for it. But yes. Emily in the
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  comment says that her favorite danaism is march yourself down, mark yourself over,
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  mark yourself up to the montage queen, mark yourself over to dnm chagh.
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  Yeah yeah, yeah, okay. So in the news from what I have
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  because I've got receipts, timeline sewing fat screenshot, thank you I can.
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  This is from TMZ, and this is about Arianna and Tom and their house.
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  There's a new legal fallout from scandival, apparently according to TMZ, and
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  that is that Ariana Maddox is suing Tom Sandoval over their Los Angeles home that
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  they co own and still live together. She filed a suit against Tom in
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  La Superior Court, and the docs make it clear that they are at logger
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  heads over how to split up the house. They say that she wants a
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  partition by sale, which means she wants a judge to order them to sell
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  the house and divide the proceeds. That makes perfect sense, doesn't it.
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  What she doesn't want is a quote unquote division in kind that would allow each
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  of them to retain their ownership interest in the property and one of them could
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  theoretically sell to a third party. This is a good move for Ariana,
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  a smart move. It's about time, and just to refresh everyone's memory,
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  they bought that home in twenty nineteen for about two million. Okay, okay,
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  okay. I mean it seems like, why do we even need to
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  get legal involved? Can we just sell the house? I mean, I
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  don't know, because we're dealing with a psychopath, Tom Scandabal who takes pictures
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  with tigers in cages and Thailand and thinks that's cute. Also, on the
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  heels of that news, I did hear a snippet of Rock Kells. I'm
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  sorry Rachel. I apologize. Rachel's podcast her first podcast into the world because
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  it has launch, and she basically goes into telling the story about she and
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  Tom and the first night that they had hooked up and what had happened,
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  and I think that we all kind of knew, but it is interesting to
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  hear her discuss it. And essentially, I'll just tell you that they had
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  come back, as we know that one night to Tom's house. They were
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  outside and they were going to hang out longer, so but Tom was locked
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  out of his house. So he was like, well, I mean we
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  can just like sit by the pool, you know, and just like hang
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  out here because the pools heated, and so he was like the pools heated.
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  So she was like it is and he's like, yes, like totally
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  heated, and then she was like okay. So then they she got in.
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  They both in the pool. He was they were like basically in their
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  underwear or she had like her boostier top still on, and they were swimming
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  and she had music on her phone and he was like, hey, can
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  you let down and then she turned it down. Then they were like looking
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  at each other and then they kissed and then Tom sort of like went over
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  and sat in the pool on a step or something. It was like,
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  oh, man, handle it. And then and then they were like,
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  she was like, well, I feel really uncomfortable just sitting here in your
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  pool. Can we get out? And he's like, yeah, so let's
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  go to my Let's go to my car or her car, who's ever car?
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  And then they went in the car and that's when it it whatever happened,
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  and the car yeah, bleak, bleak, you know for some reason,
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  the hot tub, the heated pool, like I can get into that,
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  but the car and you're wet. I mean, you know, look,
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  I am not after sixteen. Like, let's get a grip. I
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  know, I'm locked down to my house. Like it's everything about it is
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  just so amateur. Every arrested development is ridiculous. So no, that's news
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  on that. You know, vander Pump Rules is coming back on I believe
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  January thirtieth, which is crazy that we're I don't even know if I'm ready
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  for it yet, Like I'm not okay, thank you, I'm not okay,
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  don't mind, thank you. I'm not ready. I need time to
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  Oh I feels so much better. Are you guys ready? Do you need
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  more time. I it's a knee jerk reaction that thank god you confirmed.
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  You know, I gave you an elbow and you gave me one back.
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  That's what they say, like the three, like three, the three.
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  Well, I think we also haven't gotten a break too much. Now.
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  It's been just a bombardment of Dancing with the Stars Chicago, whatever adventure showed
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  Tom Is on Tig Tigers US. You know they're all popping up, still
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  steeped and scannabal because they know it's their money to get. Yeah, but
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  you know the Bethany interview, the new podcast, it's like, we have
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  been full. Yes, would it been nice to have a break when they
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  rushed filming the last time? Totally understandable, Absolutely co sign But we also
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  need to give a little bit of room and a little bit of birth to
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  the idea of let's hold back. You know, let's we can push,
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  but as much as we push, let's hold back. And and sometimes you
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  know you're just giving way too much. And if you really want it to
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  pop, you'll know when to give and take. And I think that they
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  should pull back. It's not Yeah, I'm already I don't want to watch
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  it right now. As I said here, sure I will, but I
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  don't want to, you know, and there's that, you know what I
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  mean? Oh my god. On my list of shows that I have here,
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  I have to I have to add vander Palm Villa because I totally forgot
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  about that happening vander Palm Villa on Hulu. That's a show that's gonna God,
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  there's so many shows, it's ridiculous. Is that with? That's with
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  They're in Italy or something or yeah? I think I think it is Italy.
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  Yeah, and yeah, it's very I mean, it's probably very overproduced,
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  like you know, vander Pump Rules, but in Italy. But it
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  looks cool. I think it's going to be beautifully done. And I I
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  do love watching Lisa vander Pump and I it's just like the same script just
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  in a different country. You know. I'm more open to that right now.
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  I'm more available to commit to that. Yeah. Absolutely. Wow.
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  Okay, So in other news, I don't you don't watch a lot of
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  Summer House, do you, Deanna? No, I have never watched it.
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  Okay, Well, I just want to mention that Lindsay Hubbard has bought
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  a home in Nashville, but it's more of a investment property. She's actually
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  going to be renting it out, much like shep rents out his Charleston place,
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  which I had no idea about. And Deanna, who doesn't watch South,
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  I mean, well she doesn't. Okay, spotty, she's botty with
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  her facts about Southern charms sometimes. Still doesn't know what trop hop is.
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  Somehow that Shepherd rents out his home in Charleston as an Airbnb and actually sent
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  me the listing. How that happened. I still can't get my head around
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  it, but she did. And you sent me a text like that night.
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  Just still trying to orient yourself around that fact that I had that information
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  that Shepherd was renting out an Airbnb. You're like, I just don't howl
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  like you. I don't know trop pop And I said to Amy when I
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  read it, I was like, why do you not have trop Pop?
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  I go Chop Poppa a travel app like literally, I thought it was like
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  another Airbnb travel app type thing. I'm like, Chop hoop like, but
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  you have chefs Airbnb info and I don't know how I have it, but
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  I do. I know, I don't know how. I was grateful and
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  you got my blind spot. You know, you really got me there.
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  So yeah, well you know I dipped out. I dipped out on that
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  one. There's a lot of hurdles in life's going to have hurdles. Okay,
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  did you hear I didn't read the whole article. I only saw the
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  headline, and I think it was like Decider, but the headline was something
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  like, Stacy Schroeder is related to Gypsy wos I did? I released it
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  immediately. Okay, you know, I just thought, how far back is
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  it? We're all one big, happy family at the end of the day.
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  Relax, you know what I mean? It makes sense. Its Louisiana
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  Stuus. He's from Louisiana. Everyone there must be related. Now. I
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  it was a and apparently I think her response was something like something like this
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  is oh shit? What was It was something that was funny, like while
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  I'm dead now, you know, like very yeah, and uh I can
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  understand that. Sure, I don't know if you're up on the Did you
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  ever follow the Gypsy ROAs thing? Yeah? Within an inch of its life,
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  I've followed it. Are you going to watch this up the prison diaries?
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  Yes? I don't have lifetime Amy Now when I say that out loud,
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  I question if that's real? You know, do I does everyone have
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  it standard on their TV? Just people are streaming, and I think that
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  it's it's I think you're right to not have it because so many people just
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  don't have cable anymore. And I mean, weirdly, I do. But
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  I've been struggling with that for a long time, and I'm like, I'm
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  just going over my finances, going over my budget, and I'm like something
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  has to give here, Like can I just go somewhere and pick and choose
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  what I want on one source? You know, Like it's insane to me.
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  Yeah. So I'm having a hard time with that too. But I
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  do have Lifetime. So you stream you pay for it? Yeah, because
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  I pay for Spectrum cable and I do too. I don't question I have
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  Spectrum. Okay, I'll have to see if I have lifetime. I very
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  well. Here's what I was really thinking about yesterday. First of all,
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  I have a full app for your questions, comments and concerns about how to
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  like I have a vision for how to have everything, like working together,
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  we're not gonna get it. I know what you're talking about, and I
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  love that idea. Yes, I agree with you. Have I said it
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  before? Yes, yes, so I want to you know, listen,
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  I sit with that. I think about it every day. I also think
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  about there's nobody out there championing favorites because we lock our favorites in on spectrum.
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  So we have those twenty channels that we go to every day. But
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  once you're locked in, how often are you looking to expand your favorites?
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  Almost never? Almost never. Oh, should be someone out there, duh,
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  preach, preach. Somebody out there should be Like there was a time
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  when somebody was representing the avocado and there were billboards about the avocado everywhere.
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  Somebody should be representing favorites and saying have you changed your favorites lately? Let
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  me suggest this, if you're this kind of person, think about favoriting these
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  two. Do you know, like we set it and forget it with our
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  favorites. Did you just burp me? Oh it's a cheetah growl. Oh,
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  but it sounds like a burp, So I apologize. Ye, everyone
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  has a problem with it. Yeah, well yeah, that's maybe a little
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  opportunity around that, but yeah, but that's it. I just think like
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  favorites somebody's let them go and like they're really important. That's it, Okay,
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  I like it. Yeah, you know what I mean. Let's get
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  our favorites up and running. Let's get those favorites in locked in, lock
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  in those favorites, and let's do something. Shark Tank, here we go.
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  We gotta put a little pop I stank what No, I'm sorry,
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  I don't know. I would you know, charts pies Trying to rhyme with
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  Tank didn't work out next time? Sorry, char I really did so.
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  All right, Well, here's the thing. I think we've done enough news
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  for today and I think we can just get right into our recap of the
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  Real Housewives. Hobbo duh be Okay, thank you guys for joining us pipe
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  in. We still haven't gotten any updates on I think Joanna was just spreading
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  some doing some trash talk. Yeah, she just got crazy. She just
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  got crazy on that chat. I think that's what live streams bring out,
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  you know, like let's get nuts, you know, let's stay out.
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  People are like hour you know, I don't know what I said. You
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  know, they're just yeah, running around their house. Yeah, okay,
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  so we're going to OHI which sadly, I can't believe. After about I
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  probably we could probably clok about like twenty eight times real housewives have gone to
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  Ohi and yet I live here and I have never gone. And shame on
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  me. I know. Oh my god, Amy, I know, I
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  know. I'm I have to be transparent, vulnerable and tell you that I've
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  never been. I'm sorry. Wow, it's great. Yeah, and you
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  get yourself a little Airbnb. Should I march on over there? March yourself
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  over to Airbnb. Don't get stuck on chef's page, you know, because
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  you can make it a big deal or you like, it's a great little
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  town. It's so beautiful. Is it gorgeous? It's gorgeous. I mean,
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  if it's not gorgeous California, I don't know what is. Okay,
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  Yeah, now, so just do a little Airbnb and then next time if
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  you want to go get it, go to the Ohi Valley in or something
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  like that in splurge fine, but just have your just set keep it low
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  key, go up two or three days, have a nice time. Okay,
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  the Ohi Valley in that's the spa place. Yeah, that's a beautiful
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  property. That's like a gorgeous California, beautiful hotel and spa situation. I've
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  been a few weddings I've been to there and they've been amazing. Oh my
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  god, I'm so into that now. I did love that they went on
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  a wine tasting and Blaze seemed very Blaine was the host and telling them about
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  the wine. Oh he was very casual, very dressed down. Yeah,
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  yeah, you know he he you know, he came in like a lion,
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  left like a lamb. You know that expression. Well, he came
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  in like a lamb and like a lamb, and I kind of was like,
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  I liked the tone period. Yeah, I like the tone, and
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  I liked that he was like, look, you can fucking eat pizza with
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  this wine. You know. Yeah, it wasn't snooty. He didn't try
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  to like one up them on basically like their wine tastings, because they all
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  know about wine. They're rich, they drink, you know. So he's
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  like, hey, love it or not, I don't care. It's a
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  summer job, you know. Well actually he's a Somalia so it's his career.
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  But he looked he was dressed like it was a summer job. It
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  looked like he just came right off the streets, like get right out from
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  brunch. It was like, you know, brunch with his pals, and
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  he just found his way over to this tasting. I mean, there is
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  something to be said about wardrobe and situations. I think we don't anymore care
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  as much as we used to do right right, But you know, Amy,
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  the whole vibe felt so good. It did shockingly and yeah, and
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  they addressed it, but I was already so I was feeling it for quite
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  some time before. Everyone was like, this is what we're about, this
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  is what we can have fun. And I thought, you know, you
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  really do get a sense of like Kyle has been through it and having you
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  know, the fact that we were at the year mark with her friend oh
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  did give me a sense of time and how much she has been through.
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  But she's been very heavy this season and everything is you know, and because
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  she's the leader of the pack, she sets the tone. She really does,
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  whether you like it or not, It's amazing how much she sets the
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  tone. Unbelievable. You're in this episode too. It was so for her
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  to she was having fun, everyone was having fun, and it just felt
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  so good. It felt crisp, like that glass of wine. I was
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  like, yeah, here we are, yes, ladies back Jaby, we
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  are in Sutton. You know she felt it too. I mean, here's
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  this lady that walked out on a strip show. But by god, she'll
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  lick toes, she'll put her tongue in someone's mouth, and she went for
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  it and I loved it. I do too. I also think that she's
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  licking toes and all of that because she felt lame. I mean, everything
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  she's done, she's she's acting like she's the I'm just like, okay,
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  listen, you didn't like the strippers and you felt lame, and that's set
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  that And I'm not gonna buy that. You're this crazy like sexual gal.
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  Like it's not gonna ever have, it's not gonna happen, but you can
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  just be uptight about it. And that's okay in my opinion. Absolutely,
• 26:52
  But I think your point about overcompensating is certainly where we're at. Mm hmm.
• 26:56
  Yeah, for sure. It's fun fun none the least. Absolutely,
• 27:00
  I don't care overcompensate. God knows, God loved me. I do it
• 27:06
  all the time. So but you know, one of the things that Kyle
• 27:10
  said when she was at this wine tasting. Actually we cut to her confessional.
• 27:14
  She says, I will always love La, but I just don't feel's
• 27:18
  connected to it as I used to. Now she talks about this was actually
• 27:22
  very sad, and in her confessional she was like, one day, when
• 27:26
  Portia is done with school, I'm going to choose a place that is conducive
• 27:30
  to what brings me happiness. And she was I mean the undertone of that,
• 27:37
  and if you read between those lines, fuck you, Mauricio, go
• 27:42
  fuck yourself, Mauricio. I am out of here, Mauricio, fuck you.
• 27:48
  That was the subtext verbatim. Yeah, I mean so much subtext in
• 27:56
  her confessionals, and also just straight up text, straight up text, and
• 28:03
  the subtext also text, you know there is like everything was pretty much text.
• 28:08
  Yeah, it was pretty much there. It was just bold font yeah,
• 28:14
  all caps, no problem, it was there. Yeah, And you
• 28:18
  know it showed how active she was. I mean we got to see active
• 28:21
  Kyle, you know, being in nature and such. So hm hmm.
• 28:27
  She's gonna go to Aspen. She's gonna have a nice life with Morgan,
• 28:32
  and it's gonna be great. It's not gonna be with Morgan, but I'll
• 28:37
  be with somebody else. You don't think it's gonna be with Morgan for a
• 28:41
  spell, a short spell? Okay, so do you imagine so so Morgan
• 28:48
  is essentially a stepping stone too well, do you think that she'll end up
• 28:53
  later in life with a woman? Ultimately unclear, but definitely possible. I
• 29:02
  think. God, it's almost like I'm just thinking of friends who you know,
• 29:11
  need to just reel it back in when they're dating someone, you know,
• 29:18
  Gosh, is Kyle geeked up and geeked out. I'm just like,
• 29:26
  let's gather ourselves. Okay, Okay, so you're you have an issue with
• 29:33
  it, and I'm like, thank God, God love me. At least
• 29:38
  she's showing us. We're seeing through her eyes what she's seeing and feeling.
• 29:44
  And I am seeing, and I am a witness to it, and I
• 29:48
  am bearing witness. We are and we whether we like it or not,
• 29:53
  I mean I like it. Just everybody, shut up, every buddy,
• 30:00
  hold on Morgan, Morgan's here. Hold on't Morgan? Is that you?
• 30:04
  Everybody? You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, the second
• 30:10
  she started playing, it was like she was transfixed. She was there was
• 30:15
  you couldn't say any nothing. She was like nothing. She was like yeah,
• 30:21
  you know yeah, and then she was just I mean, girl,
• 30:26
  we we are listen the okay, God bless always, God Bless America will
• 30:33
  start there, you know as a baseline. Then I guess what I feel,
• 30:44
  what I'm feeling is that she likes Morgan more than Morgan likes her.
• 30:49
  And that's that's what That's what I feel. And you know, I would
• 30:53
  like her to pull back a touch and get a bit of a grip because
• 31:00
  when she jumped up for a standing ovation that was tough, that was her
• 31:08
  daughters were like she was She was like, yeah, totally, Dana just
• 31:22
  lifted up her shirt is what happened. I mean, you know, here's
• 31:27
  the thing. I uh, I like this enthusiasm. Okay, sure,
• 31:32
  I don't know. I maybe she does like her more than Morgan likes Kyle.
• 31:38
  But the lyrics that were chosen during that rehearsal were wild. You're saying
• 31:45
  I'm too young for you, You're scared too ret for you. I mean
• 31:52
  that was the lyric, right. I guess it's like if I may have
• 31:56
  had some unexpected twists, but my future mine. That was Mike's tagline.
• 32:02
  Sorry, who is it? Who's Mike. Mike is he's a darling and
• 32:09
  he's an ambassador darling and that was his original My dad, let me stand
• 32:14
  in the truth and stand back and stand corrected. Okay. Anyway, It's
• 32:20
  just like if I die, I'm gonna task you with this. If you
• 32:24
  happen to be here on plane, okay, I'll do a montage for you,
• 32:29
  thank you, and to me a favor, just like, don't put
• 32:32
  that song anywhere near my memorial, Like it didn't make but a lick of
• 32:37
  sense to have it. I was wondering if that song was the song she
• 32:42
  ended up singing at the actual event, The one that she sang in rehearsal
• 32:47
  about you say I'm too young for you, You're scared and I'm too write
• 32:51
  for you. Doesn't seem appropriate for this namy event. But I'm wondering if
• 32:57
  she was just singing that for the rehearsal, just to like, you know,
• 33:00
  warm up the pipes and just get a feel for the that's what she's
• 33:02
  saying. It sounded like I didn't hear those lyrics again later, maybe not.
• 33:09
  I don't know. I felt ill, but I don't know if I
• 33:12
  heard the kind of sound a lot of light. I mean, it's essentially
• 33:15
  you know that. You know, but I loved her pink guitar. Let
• 33:23
  me tell you that that was cool. Cute, super cute as hell.
• 33:27
  She's cute. I mean like she's a door. I get tattoos, cute
• 33:31
  face, the accent, got it, you know what I mean, Like
• 33:37
  I got it. I just want Kyle to to gather herself to some extent.
• 33:43
  That's all. Well, she's fangirling out. You know, we're watching
• 33:46
  her fair all out. But say you're getting secondhand embarrassment from it, and
• 33:53
  I'm getting like, you do it, Kyle, you did it. You
• 33:59
  know, I'm saying, go for it, because we're actually this is regardless
• 34:02
  if it's a little embarrassing. I'm glad that she's standing in her truth in
• 34:07
  front of everybody, and you see what it means to her, Like this
• 34:12
  whole breakdown of her marriage, her marange tomorrow now is like very much.
• 34:22
  That's where Morgan met her in her life, when she was driving to Aspen
• 34:27
  and she heard this song on the radio and it rocked her world. It
• 34:30
  she connected with it. And music is so powerful and the people, the
• 34:37
  person who creates it, you know, obviously you're gonna feel a certain way
• 34:40
  towards them. So yeah, no doubt. She probably does have some sort
• 34:45
  of feeling towards Morgan more than Morgan does to her because of the music aspect.
• 34:52
  So you know, but I'm glad that Kyle is getting what she needs.
• 34:58
  The fact that Maurice wasn't at this event was extremely troubling, Uh,
• 35:06
  not surprising, just really really awful sad. It was sad. It made
• 35:12
  me sad because there's you know, he could fly in. There's not I
• 35:17
  feel like there's nothing that he couldn't have taken an hour or two out of
• 35:22
  whatever he was doing to you know, get there. But Morgan was there.
• 35:29
  Who knows if Kyle really wanted him there, she might not. A
• 35:31
  question I was actually wondering did she tell him not to go because it's hard
• 35:39
  all the daughters were there? Yeah? Did she tell him I don't even
• 35:45
  want you there? You know, hard to say? Or was it like
• 35:51
  I think, let me in my brain, this is what I'm thinking that
• 35:55
  she was like, this is when the event is, you should be there.
• 36:00
  This is really important. You need to honor Loraene, Lorraine and Marisia
• 36:05
  was like the agency I have the agency event I've got to go to you
• 36:09
  know, the vander Pontvilla for the agency whatever. I'm kidding. And then
• 36:15
  he and she was like, well, can't you change it. He's like
• 36:20
  she's like, you know what, forget it, forget it. I don't
• 36:22
  want you there. And he's like, no, no, I'll be there
• 36:22
  and she's like you no, no, no, that's how I that's how
• 36:27
  I see it. Well, listen, you know they are reality show veterans,
• 36:31
  so they both did the math on what it would mean for him not
• 36:36
  to be there and to film it and that may be them speaking to us,
• 36:46
  yeah, and Morgan being there you know, like yeah, I mean
• 36:51
  it was essentially that's what it was. That was her support system, that
• 36:55
  was her that's her support partner for sure. And there was that moment between
• 37:00
  them when Kyle was like, didn't she was going to rehearse and she was
• 37:07
  like, you can't look at it because the grammar and Morgan was definitely like
• 37:10
  there was that moment where you knew they wanted to hug and kiss and be
• 37:15
  there for each other, but they weren't going to do it on camera.
• 37:19
  And do you know did you feel that, Oh yeah, you know.
• 37:22
  Uh so you know she's like giving her now book you got that, yeah,
• 37:28
  you know, yeah yeah, And Kyle's feeding her candelope and looking in
• 37:31
  the other direction, like I hope nobody sees like what this looks like.
• 37:35
  But you know, I think because if they if there weren't rumors about them,
• 37:42
  then that wouldn't be weird. I mean, I'll feed you candlope,
• 37:44
  bafi stick, and I think you'd do the same for me. You're welcome,
• 37:49
  and no one would think anything else, you know, But because of
• 37:52
  the nature of their friendship, I think that's and rumors aromas well and Kyle
• 37:58
  jumping into a stand I mean, thank god, Amor, it was buck
• 38:05
  wild. I'm sorry, Amy, Okay, yeah, no, it was
• 38:07
  buck wild to stand up for a standing ovation at a one year memorial for
• 38:15
  your best friend who committed suicide. I was like, what's happening, Like,
• 38:17
  I just don't know, I don't know. It just felt crazy.
• 38:22
  It's she's spun she has spun out over this girl. And also it's grief
• 38:27
  too. Maybe she doesn't know how to filter the grief of the situation,
• 38:30
  you know, it's being filtered into the enthusiasm of that I mean I will
• 38:36
  say that the Morgan Wade neon sign was a little much for the memorial,
• 38:43
  for the for the presentation, I don't even remember. It was like her
• 38:45
  logo, Morgan Wade is an M and a W and so they're connecting in
• 38:51
  some way. So I was like, I mean, I'd rather have a
• 38:54
  picture of the person, you know instead, So that was a little fishy.
• 38:59
  I mean, not fishy, but it was just a little bit strange.
• 39:00
  But listen, we've seen it a million times where an older man who
• 39:08
  is wealthy, you know, falls in love with and champions a younger woman.
• 39:20
  That's what's happening here. Part of me thinks that Morgan could have been
• 39:27
  well, I don't know, any age, and Kyle would have still pursued
• 39:31
  her just based on how much her music moved her. I don't disagree,
• 39:37
  but I do think she is also helping to produce her Now. Yeah,
• 39:45
  well this is a lot. I mean, this definitely feels like shades of
• 39:49
  grief to me in terms of like she is doing such massive shifts in her
• 39:53
  life right now, and it's like you're seeing, Okay, she's taking on
• 39:58
  this huge project to document a whole series over Morgan Wade in her career.
• 40:05
  She's taken that under her wing. You know. She that's why they were
• 40:07
  in Europe when Morgan travels. When they're traveling together, they're filming this documentary
• 40:14
  series, and so you know, they basically are together all the time doing
• 40:20
  this. But to take on a project like that in the middle of like,
• 40:24
  you know, a breakup with your husband, getting control of your life,
• 40:30
  really having the loss of your best friend, it's a lot of moving
• 40:35
  parts. And so I think this is so much of grief talking and she's
• 40:40
  trying to distract herself in so many ways, and I get it, Like
• 40:45
  she even says it. She can't afford to be depressed right now. So
• 40:47
  you know, she's exercising all the time, she's not drinking, she's pouring
• 40:51
  herself into things that she loves to do. When she said, wow,
• 40:57
  boy, this would really hit me. At the end Kyle's confessional, she
• 41:02
  said that when she was talking about Lorraine two days before she died, she
• 41:07
  said to Kyle, you should always appreciate your marriage. And Kyle feels like,
• 41:13
  sometimes I think I'm letting her down. And then she goes on to
• 41:15
  say life is short, and I want to be happy. I don't want
• 41:17
  to have I don't want to have one wasted day by not spending time with
• 41:22
  people that I want to spend time with, or with people that don't appreciate
• 41:24
  me. And again, the subtext or text in all of that is just
• 41:30
  f you, Mauricio. I'm done with you. I'm not going to put
• 41:35
  up with your shit anymore. And I'm not gonna put up with housewives stuff
• 41:37
  anymore either. I'm gonna, yeah, bring whoever I want around me whenever
• 41:42
  I want. This is my life, this is who I am. Take
• 41:45
  it or leave it, totally, totally. Yeah, And for that,
• 41:51
  you know, God blessed always, you know what I mean. I definitely
• 41:57
  want the best for her. I do. I do worry that Morgan is
• 42:00
  seeing her as more of a promotional opportunity than the love of her life,
• 42:10
  you know, And I don't know that that's terrible. Again, if it
• 42:16
  was flipped, I mean Erican, Tom, that's Erican, It's Erica and
• 42:22
  Tom. Yeah, you know, it's like, yeah, but I worry
• 42:30
  about Kyle a little bit. I do. I think you're right to worry
• 42:34
  because, like, it doesn't seem like Morgan has that side of her that
• 42:40
  you know, would just all of a sudden be like, yeah, Lotto,
• 42:45
  well I'm a famous country singer back out, you know what I mean.
• 42:50
  Like, I don't think that she would go that route. Okay,
• 42:53
  I don't know her well enough, but I don't know. But I agree,
• 42:57
  I don't know. I know, you know, in the industry,
• 43:00
  things can get weird and things can get tricky, and so what happens,
• 43:06
  like what happens in the future, I don't know. I don't know how
• 43:08
  I see it unfolding, and I don't know that it matters. I mean,
• 43:13
  this may be a great stepping stone to lesbianism for Kyle or just you
• 43:22
  know, journey to maybe what she really was always meant to be, which
• 43:28
  is with women, and she's just this is who brought her into the light,
• 43:35
  you know, I don't know. And it's such a transitional time,
• 43:38
  and like she has the children, and she has Mauricio, and she's been
• 43:44
  humiliated, it seems like, and so there's so much I don't know that
• 43:50
  it's a bad thing. I think it's just, you know, she's just
• 43:53
  very spun out that she I don't think Kyle has any like rain on herself,
• 44:00
  and that's always a little, you know, but fun to watch.
• 44:06
  Fun. She had this cell phone, like like she had the cell she
• 44:10
  marched over. Watching her pull the cell phone out to film it, I
• 44:15
  was like, oh my god, stop. I know. Yeah, yeah,
• 44:19
  that act. That's the part, more so that than the standing o
• 44:22
  for me was where I was like, you know, yeah, you're God
• 44:28
  goodness gracious, I know, I know. Mike says the one who's tagline
• 44:36
  we just played not too long ago, says, Morgan is a kid.
• 44:39
  She can't process this the way Kyle can. Well, Morgan is what twenty
• 44:44
  eight? I have to know what Kyle's kids think. I mean, I'm
• 44:50
  sure her girls are just on the struggle bus. I would be. I
• 44:54
  think that they love her mom so much that they are being fully support I
• 45:00
  really they didn't stand up, baby. They did not stand I'll tell you
• 45:04
  that much. They were seated. They were firmly seated, but firmly seated.
• 45:13
  Their butt said. Okay, she's twenty nine, so I mean she's
• 45:22
  young obviously, but not she's not twenty three. But she's the same tailor,
• 45:30
  right, same age. Yeah that's right, yeah, God, Okay,
• 45:37
  let me get out of this. How old is Morgan Wade windows,
• 45:40
  journey, journey. I have to, you know, mention this the suicide
• 45:50
  of Lorraine and how this really was shocking to Kyle, and I remember at
• 45:55
  the time it was shocking. It was obviously shocking to me to learn that
• 46:01
  Kyle was so shocked about it that she didn't think that she was having any
• 46:06
  issues and that is like crazy, yeah, and it is. It is.
• 46:13
  It is crazy. So I can't I mean, I'm sorry to say
• 46:19
  it, but foul play, you know, is this christ I don't know,
• 46:23
  I'm going dateline with this because I'm just thinking, have we looked at
• 46:27
  the husband? You know what I mean, like, have we looked at
• 46:29
  the hobm? Fuck? Is there a husband? I don't know. He
• 46:35
  wasn't there. Husbands were not present. Ah. Interesting, Well that's a
• 46:42
  really good point, you know, it is shocking. It also is a
• 46:49
  question of what does Kyle see as depression, you know, because some people
• 46:54
  will say, you know, the own they see depression as being sort of
• 47:00
  an extreme thing, you know, like, oh, well you have to
• 47:04
  be able to knock it out of bed and be you know, have bipolar
• 47:07
  dis like whatever. They'll they'll they think it has to be outwory, outward
• 47:14
  and we know that that's not necessarily the case, which is is really the
• 47:19
  message that we should be taking away from this, right, So you and
• 47:22
  I are imagining that that Lorraine had never said anything to Kyle that would indicate,
• 47:30
  you know, unhappiness and having a hard time being here, and I
• 47:36
  don't know that that's the case. I think that she just never said anything
• 47:43
  that would indicate that she was in that type of place. So I yeah,
• 47:47
  I mean I don't I'd be curious a year out what Kyle would say,
• 47:52
  you know, because you have time to think about You've got time to
• 47:54
  process, and you can you can think about times when you wouldn't have given
• 47:59
  something a second. Yeah, but I also think she would never ever expose
• 48:06
  her friend of anything at this point. But the point being that the message
• 48:13
  and the most important thing. And I love that that she did this event
• 48:15
  with NAMIL or nammy. I'm not sure how to pronounce it, but the
• 48:20
  National Alliance of Mental uh uh health. Wait, no, that doesn't make
• 48:25
  sense, tougher acronym, but you know, sometimes they're tough guys, you
• 48:30
  know what I mean? National Alliance on Mental Illness. Thank you very much,
• 48:35
  exactly, Roll off the tongue. But it sounds a little too close
• 48:39
  to NAMBLA, but you know, still the National the National Association of Men
• 48:50
  Boy Love, Oh God Association, Oh Lord association. Something really just couldn't
• 48:59
  be worse. Hm any heal. Kelly says, we don't want to burden
• 49:02
  others with our struggle. You know, Yeah, that's that is exactly it.
• 49:08
  Oh god, it's so heartbreaking. And to see Lorraine's daughter there was
• 49:15
  really sad and her beautiful mom. Sugar loved Sugar. I wanted to get
• 49:22
  my if I could only get sugar and Profile, I was like, I
• 49:23
  want to see sugar. Yeah. It was really so sweet, so sweet,
• 49:30
  and uh, you know, just to I thought Sugar and Kyle,
• 49:35
  you saw how Kim, I mean, this is just the way like but
• 49:39
  like the way by Fay was holding Kim, you know, Garcel reaching out
• 49:46
  to Stunt and grabbing her hand because she's had, you know, because of
• 49:50
  her dad. It was all really just rough. Yeah. Yeah, Sutton
• 49:55
  opening up about her dad was you know, again we've seen her talk about
• 50:00
  before. I always appreciate when she gives us a glimpse into how she's feeling
• 50:02
  and how she can relate and acknowledging how tough suicide is and then it completely
• 50:08
  can change the dynamic of your family, dynamic of your family, and that
• 50:13
  they never addressed it in her family, which is just brutal. Yeah,
• 50:17
  you really see how that can affect somebody, that's for sure. And you
• 50:22
  know we've seen we have seen Sutton at times, you know, kind of
• 50:28
  spiral out and with unresolved or undealt with trauma. It just that thing could
• 50:36
  pop out at any any time. Yeah, And I did appreciate her talking
• 50:42
  to dread about it. Yes, wait, Amy smallest up against Okay,
• 50:50
  yeah, let's talk about it's time. Okay. When the episode started and
• 50:58
  I knew we were heading to how to celebrate Anne Marie, I was like,
• 51:02
  I don't know if there's ever been a housewife that has been less set
• 51:10
  up for, Like I have nothing in the tank for this girl, you
• 51:15
  know, like Anne Marie nothing? Yeah, okay, you know, And
• 51:21
  to get fixated on a small esophagus as what you're taking out as your like
• 51:29
  main flagpole, right, yes, like you can choose one item on this
• 51:35
  island. You're gonna be stranded on a desert island, right, you can
• 51:37
  choose one thing you're gonna choose a nineteen eighties telephone, that's what you're too,
• 51:45
  Like, what are you doing? This will do Yeah, you can't
• 51:49
  survive on this. You can't call anybody. This will get you nowhere,
• 51:52
  nowhere, just to be fixated on a small esophagus and to just be gathered
• 51:59
  at a funeral service, memorial service, and to turn to two gals and
• 52:06
  just just say, like, you guys are really close with sun. And
• 52:09
  it's almost as garself does make me laugh, Like it's almost as garcel knew
• 52:14
  small esophagus was coming, because she started kind of giggling right before. I
• 52:19
  don't know, you know, I think maybe it was the clunky way Anne
• 52:22
  Marie was trying to insert herself, or it's like, here comes my point
• 52:28
  of view, you know, here comes my thing. But just to say
• 52:35
  small esophagus to these women, here comes Anne Marie. She's got a small
• 52:38
  esophagus. We gotta go, Come on, guys, let's get into this
• 52:42
  storyline here. Yeah, that's just like it was just wild stuff in a
• 52:47
  wild and that it really went into the eating disorder area, which was also
• 52:53
  was such a dangerous way to go about it. But she she wanted that
• 52:58
  to get put out there, and within I was like, wow, have
• 53:01
  you been on Housewives for two minutes or for ten years? So for her
• 53:06
  to be like, yeah, I mean, it's not a medical diagnosis.
• 53:09
  I mean, did she have an eating disorder? Like acid reflux? A
• 53:13
  lot of it can cause a lot of scar tissue. And then Crystal's like,
• 53:17
  you're implying this she has an eating disorder. She's like, I didn't
• 53:20
  say that, and then we flashed back to two seconds ago and I'm like,
• 53:22
  oh my god, like, of course you're implying that. But you
• 53:25
  know what, that is also a storyline in Beverly Hills. Every season someone
• 53:30
  is going to have an eating disorder storyline or accussation complication. So you know,
• 53:36
  it's Sutton's turn. But the fact of the matter is it's not.
• 53:42
  It is a real thing. We've had a lot of people pipe in to
• 53:45
  say it's not necessarily about it being a small, oh, a small esophagus.
• 53:52
  It's like, essentially, you know, you had this stricture there which
• 54:00
  is blocking and you have to put a balloon down there to open it up,
• 54:04
  and it's not necessarily caused by an eating disorder. It maybe could.
• 54:10
  It also may be caused by several other things, which many people have come
• 54:15
  to me and messaged me and said, But it's not always going to be
• 54:22
  nothing, you know. So it's a little weird, it's a little reckless,
• 54:27
  and that's that so, and it's clunky. And also all I know
• 54:31
  about Anne Marie is eight and a half and small esophagus. That's all.
• 54:38
  That's it. It's all that. Eight and a half will never leave me.
• 54:44
  Eight and a half will haunt my yeah, it will. Don't ever
• 54:47
  help me get to that point, you know. Tough I ever say to
• 54:52
  you. I'm an eight and a half and my husband thinks I am in
• 54:54
  every aspect and I'm proud of that. It's just, I mean, I
• 55:00
  don't even know what to think about it, do you know what I mean?
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  Because I can come all the way around to it making sense, you
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  know what I'm saying, right, I can see dough there. Yeah,
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  we can march myself all the way around to applauding her on it, but
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  I does. It's just the wildest. It's just the wildest. Yes,
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  Okay, just a couple of things before we wrap up. We just have
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  to give a nod to Jackson Jade, who are just the cutest to teenagers
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  you've ever seen. And I hope that one day they'll have a spin off
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  because I just think they're so cute and I I love it, or at
• 55:38
  least something something, you know, when they're older, when they're older.
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  All right, let's talk about Derete and p K in this therapist And wow,
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  oh what a first of all, that is the most Beverly Hills therapist
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  I've ever seen come through with love, like you know what I mean.
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  I just was like, you're not like I just think about my own therapist.
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  It's like very different, very different vibes, you know, just a
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  very very late But what was your name? I don't remember. Do you
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  remember? I don't know. Uh, But it was so funny when Dorriy
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  was like Delaila, you said it absolutely perfectly, and like, are you
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  really in therapy? Because she probably has said this before. Why is this
• 56:25
  just hitting you now? Like I don't know if you're really you know,
• 56:30
  going to these sessions. Yeah, but here's the thing, this derate thing
• 56:37
  is like it's okay, the robbery and all that stuff, I still can't
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  get out of my head. When Garcel said in her confessional about Derete still
• 56:50
  having her ring on her finger after the robbery and then taking a sip of
• 56:54
  her drink and putting it down, which is insinuating that that robbery was fake.
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  I can't get over that. I never will and I can't. We
• 57:06
  don't need to because they're they're charge they There's something about the two of them,
• 57:12
  him more than her that reads very uh slimy. You know. I
• 57:22
  think that there's been stories from the beginning of them owing money, people running
• 57:29
  up to them on at pools and turks and caicos or wherever they were wanting
• 57:36
  their million back. I mean, something isn't right, something's been off,
• 57:42
  and I think the way do we you know, the glam squad is down
• 57:50
  currently like down right lamb squad, which it's certainly not how she likes to
• 57:57
  roll. So there's just if something's doing and it has been doing, and
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  we're hitting this point. Do I think that he could have set that up
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  for insurance? One hundred percent? Yeah? Me too? Do I think
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  she was in on it? No? And what the ring thing? I
• 58:17
  mean, they could have just not gotten that ring right. Maybe she was
• 58:23
  where I mean, I don't know, maybe she was, you know,
• 58:27
  I think Garcel is saying something smells fishy? Do I know that that specific
• 58:34
  ring was said to be stolen? No? Well, also, Mauricio and
• 58:38
  Kyle they don't hang out anymore, and obviously that has to do with,
• 58:43
  you know, marriage issues, I think for both of them. But when
• 58:46
  Dey said that we were in London and Kyle bro Morgan to dinner, she
• 58:52
  stuck up like a sore thumb. I was like, what a bitchy thing
• 58:55
  this say? It's a bitchy thing to say, rude and bitchy and snobby
• 59:00
  and unwelcoming and fuck you like no wonder Kyle doesn't want to hang out with
• 59:06
  you. And that was the last time that they hung out. Interesting noted.
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  I think Kyle not only is she keeping her distance from from Derret for
• 59:16
  many reasons, but one I think after this this robbery, I think Kyle
• 59:21
  smells something fishy too. Oh shit, I do. I really I think
• 59:24
  that she's like, I don't want to get a PK. Like I think
• 59:28
  Mauricio and Kyle had a come to Jesus meeting and they were like, we're
• 59:32
  out on them, like we can't be connected with them in any way anymore.
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  And dere you know, p K doesn't understand the severity of the PTSD,
• 59:44
  and I mean I kind of had to laugh when he was like,
• 59:46
  I mean, bite, what's the difference you know between PTSD and like when
• 59:51
  you're being fucking annoying? Like you know, that's the thing I could not
• 59:54
  imagine being married to Dorrit. Oh my god, like annoying? Right,
• 1:00:00
  yeah, especially with the whole whether it was right or not, the pretty
• 1:00:06
  woman thing. You just saw how she is just very demanding and particular and
• 1:00:15
  it looked exhausting. Yeah, who cares. I don't know. I agree,
• 1:00:21
  And if it's I understand what the therapist said about your instinct is to
• 1:00:25
  walk around ready for something horrible to happen all the time. And what Piqu's
• 1:00:31
  point is, but what does that have to do with her wanting like bronzer
• 1:00:37
  for this dress and bringing this up during our pretty woman meal? You know
• 1:00:43
  all these things? He's like, where does the annoying personality and and the
• 1:00:46
  PTST begin? And it's a fair point because you know, he wants to
• 1:00:52
  understand and he's crying and she's like bu ba oh no, but ba,
• 1:00:59
  But like it's I think maybe Dured is unclear on what it is also,
• 1:01:06
  and she needs to identify that as well. Well. It's probably not cut
• 1:01:12
  and dry when you are such a particular annoying person, you know, it's
• 1:01:15
  hard to parse it out. But I also thought these men, these Beverly
• 1:01:22
  Hills specifically the Beverly Hills type men, there is no room when they choose
• 1:01:29
  a person they're going to marry. There's in general, no room for the
• 1:01:36
  nonsense in terms of like you're putting them out, yes, with your problems,
• 1:01:40
  Yolanda being sick. You know, they're just not This is not why
• 1:01:45
  they married you. It's they're not available for it. They are not partners
• 1:01:52
  in that way. And yeah, it's sense do No, it sure doesn't.
• 1:02:00
  And that's why you outgrow these relationships, especially if you're a woman in
• 1:02:05
  these situations that was you know, call it a trophy wife or just someone
• 1:02:10
  to do the things that the man wants the woman to do. Then you're
• 1:02:15
  done. If you want to evolve in any way, there's nothing left.
• 1:02:22
  That's why you know, there's such cautionary tales. We've seen it with our
• 1:02:25
  New York Housewives. We've seen it so many times. Yeah, you just
• 1:02:30
  the lifestyle that you are craving. Is it worth it? You know,
• 1:02:36
  I don't know. I don't know. I don't think so. I mean,
• 1:02:40
  it depends on what kind of situation you're in. I mean Atka would
• 1:02:45
  probably say like it was worth that she had nowhere to go, she was
• 1:02:49
  broke, she had a kid, like Tom rescued her. You know.
• 1:02:51
  I mean, sometimes you need to like get on that rescue boat. Whatever
• 1:02:54
  the cost is right or where that boat's taking you, you just got to
• 1:02:58
  get. But you know it's not the case with everybody. Again, Garcel,
• 1:03:05
  she's talking to us in these confessionals and giving us a heads up on
• 1:03:08
  like what's what's real because again in this episode, she was like talking about
• 1:03:14
  Kyle when in her confessional during that girl's night out game at the wine at
• 1:03:19
  the Vineyard, and she was like, oh yeah, before she wouldn't be
• 1:03:22
  with she's never been with a girl and wouldn't entertain, but now she would.
• 1:03:25
  I don't know much, but I think there's a country song somewhere in
• 1:03:29
  there. And I mean it's like, yeah, you're basically telling us,
• 1:03:32
  just like you told us that Durrete's robbery was a setup, you're telling us
• 1:03:37
  that they Kyle and Morgan are in a full on relationship. You know,
• 1:03:42
  Garcela is speaking to us directly and saying they don't get it twisted. Yeah,
• 1:03:46
  appreciate it. When she called why did Teddy call herself a nat?
• 1:03:52
  Oh my, oh my, yes, because my word? I know,
• 1:03:54
  oh oh not why but just like you know why, just like why did
• 1:03:59
  she say that? Yeah? I again, that's another one. I could
• 1:04:01
  probably come all the way around on and and make my way to liking it,
• 1:04:08
  but it just was. So it's a respect for yourself, you know,
• 1:04:14
  the self depth, self deprivation. We want it. We both want
• 1:04:20
  to say deprivation, which is wrong. Yeah, it is self deprivation,
• 1:04:26
  deprecation, deprecating, self deprecating, self deprecating. But the other form of
• 1:04:32
  that word with the self deprecation, which sounds like you're shitting yourself. But
• 1:04:35
  okay, why is it hitting Okay, deprecating yourself, but it's hitting me
• 1:04:45
  like you're depriving yourself, right, deprivation, deprivation, but it's deprecation.
• 1:04:55
  I'm lost. Okay, self defication now is that shitting shitting on yourself?
• 1:05:01
  Look, shitting on yourself or not? She was trying to be self deprecating
• 1:05:06
  and and it didn't come off. You know. It was like it was
• 1:05:12
  her attempt at trying to be funny and it you know, but you can
• 1:05:15
  see the friendship between Kyle and Teddy is real. Like that's right, that's
• 1:05:20
  that all right? Well listen. Other than Sutton getting her first second date,
• 1:05:27
  we also found out that Kyle shops a lot and buy something every day.
• 1:05:30
  We'll good for her. Oh my goodness. That was that was eye
• 1:05:33
  opening for some reason, I know, it was like, wow, you
• 1:05:38
  do live like you live in you do live like you're rich. Like that's
• 1:05:42
  kind of what we want to hear, right, but damn, can you
• 1:05:45
  imagine every I'm trying to you know, No, it's pretty, it's it's
• 1:05:53
  you know, she's like I did laugh when she was like, I like
• 1:05:56
  it so much. I just like it so much. I like it so
• 1:06:01
  much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Diana Darlings, thank
• 1:06:09
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• 1:06:13
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• 1:06:15
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• 1:06:31
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• 1:06:34
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• 1:06:39
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• 1:06:43
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