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Smoke on the Frostline Ep- 5 · The Frostworn Oath

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  And we're live execute order 66 and a kid slayed.
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  A bunch of fucking children. Or you can go really hardcore
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  and be like fuck that, just 69. Or you can just say 911 sweep
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  their legs out from other room. Because they're kids.
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  Yo you remember that video of Dan tripping the child?
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  Holy crap, I forgot about that. You tripped a little kid.
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  Yeah, dude, he ate shit, man. He like cut a flip.
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  He was like 7-8 years old just. Dan was walking down the aisle
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  and the kid was running. The kid was running.
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  During his fall. And Dan was walking this way and
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  walked out as the kid went to pass.
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  They get dropped. Like it looked.
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  Kind of like. Straight into Dan, he was like.
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  I wasn't even faced. He has it.
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  Somewhere on something for. You.
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  And here comes Dan and CJ rushing into the back.
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  Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  You need to find that. Yeah, it's like.
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  I mean 100% we all had it at 1:00.
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  Point I definitely still have it.
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  I still have the video of me kicking in the fucking office.
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  Door. Show those.
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  Show them now. It was just muffled.
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  What was? That I believe that when my shit
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  turns spiral and smells of emerald shepherd the.
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  Good old man got struck down not doing nothing, just throwing
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  sand in people's eyes by a name. By a fucking douchebag named
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  Hosker Vorn Hasker. Yeah, Hosker Vorn.
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  It's hot dog. Yeah, it's hot dog.
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  Hot dog cinches. His name is hot dog porn and he
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  struck down father Ostrich. Literally no one's names that
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  were just mentioned were names. So last week we had the pleasure
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  of meeting the bandits or slave traders.
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  As you could like to say I found your bounty gap.
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  And then Father Ostrich unfortunately met his demise
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  once Hasker born came into the fray.
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  A lot of death, a lot of mayhem, mainly on the bad guys side, but
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  that one definitely hit home for everyone.
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  Valeo quite lost his shit. Then from Father Ostrich S
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  corpse as it slowly bled into sand.
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  There was, it was a big black guy that came out of it.
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  Yeah, big red guy came out. He's not red.
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  Oh, black guy. Orange, green.
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  Black, he's green, he's. Pitch black, yeah.
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  Now he's green. OK, so he's pitch black.
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  I was right. The big black guy.
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  That's racist and. His skin has a lot.
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  Of pull up your big boy pants and take it.
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  Actually. His skin's got a lot of melanin
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  in it. That's that's the.
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  Mellow Tony No. Watermelon no.
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  Whoa, I. Feel like these guys are.
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  Eternity arised. I had fried chicken.
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  A bunch of racist. This is going too.
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  Far saved everyone and here you are.
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  I'll just do the recap later. Then don't.
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  Forget it. I don't have the code for it,
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  no, that's why I don't use that one.
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  Did you guys notice that I put like several scenes into episode
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  4 that weren't actually recorded you?
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  Can tell where we last left off. Was basically left with dead
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  boss at our feet that died to a bandit of one of their own side.
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  Essentially a dead boss at our feet with a random new guy named
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  Zier. And that's where we last left
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  off. That's the big black guy is.
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  That what you're calling him, guys.
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  Nanaway. Oh yeah, Griff.
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  Yeah, so. Yeah, he's a part of us now.
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  Griffindor. Griff.
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  Griff. Like Griffindor, we're.
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  Going to make Griff an AI I swear.
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  Just let let Griff play in the podcast as an AI.
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  That'd be so weird. That would be awesome.
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  Super. Crazy cool.
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  Yeah, we can talk and everything.
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  Do you think we can figure out how to do?
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  That I already know how to do that I've literally created a
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  God on a like that believes he's a God and he's a God and I also
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  have Ryan Reynolds it's very true anyway so you guys find
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  yourself back in the encampment. Obviously this is where you last
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  left off. Where?
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  You left last off. Where you're less laughed off,
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  you find yourself still within the encampment.
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  Metaphorical dust settles as the fight has ended.
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  You find yourselves all alone within the encampment.
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  But you still hear those sobs, the crying, and you have two
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  cages that were witnessed in the area as long, as well as 3/10.
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  Amongst all this, you still are there, left with the slightest
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  bit of sands, still on the snow bed where Father Ostrich's body
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  did lie. He lied a lot.
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  And standing there is this tall, 8 foot black skinned horned
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  figure with a maniacal laugh. Speak, you demon. 00's name.
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  That sounds hella gay. Oh you're a funny Nana way.
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  You always make 0 laugh. How the fuck you know my name?
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  Because I have been trapped in Father Ostrich's body, I've been
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  able to see through his eyes. Vallejo, please shoot this.
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  Mother, can you bring the body back?
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  No, no, that's fucking disappointing.
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  I cannot do that. You have no use to me shaving my
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  mustache with with both my daggers 0.
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  Yes. Can I stab you?
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  No, why would you want to stab zier?
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  No, there's plenty of people you can eat and in our way, I've
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  seen you do it before. I Zier is just empty calories my
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  friend. Well, good enough for me.
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  I don't know who this guy is, but I don't like him.
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  You don't have to like Zier, but Zier made a promise to bother
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  Rajrick to keep his friends safe.
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  He's going to take damage. I I don't mind him being around.
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  It's one extra body to get shot and that's not me.
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  So 0 what can you do? Zero can do lots of things.
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  Can you jerk it 0 gun? Continuity.
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  All right, so so now what are we going to do that everybody's
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  dead when we. No, no way.
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  Give me a perception check. I don't think so. 16 so.
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  So no way with your perception with your 16, you see the cages
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  off to the side and you immediately spot in one of the
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  two your old friend Corin Gray. Well.
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  Shit, Gray. Well, I gotta go over there.
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  As you approach and get closer to the cage, you see that he is
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  also accompanied by two other people within, and immediately
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  Corwin just looks up at you. He's their older man, in his 40s
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  you'd say, Pulled back grade salt and pepper hair and tatted
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  up, obviously with the name Gray Whale.
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  He's got all these different distinct tattoos of whales and
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  blue ink and he just looks up at you.
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  I'll be damned. In Norway.
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  What the fuck are you doing here?
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  I guess I was waiting for your big ass to come save me.
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  Oh, got a way out of here, I can smash the damn cage open.
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  All right, Corwin and the other two Hey everybody, get back, get
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  back and they step away from the doors and it's a it's not made
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  of metal. They're wooden cages with a
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  single locked up door. Romeo and attack.
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  Strength. Fuck me in the ass.
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  What do you get? You raise, you arch, you punch,
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  and not really your strong suit, you just kind of slam right into
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  it and it does hurt a little bit.
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  Oh well. Come on, you got to do better
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  than that. Why don't you use your kit?
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  Don't you have a way of getting me out of here?
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  Come. On Oh shit, yeah, I do kind of
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  like Pick. I forgot about that.
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  Here, let me get my luck Pick. Got it.
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  All right, roll for me. It's a lot of hand, you know.
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  Six. Yeah, that's 18.
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  You start to fiddle with it for a moment and the lock is undone,
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  door ready to swing. I I unlocked the door correct?
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  Cage opens and you've got three people standing there, one of
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  which, of course, Corwin, and he's just like, I'm so happy
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  this is happening. You don't understand what we got
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  to get out of here before all these bandits come around
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  around. They'll they'll catch us.
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  They'll catch you too. There's too many of them.
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  Well, man, you got to bring it in real quick.
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  Hey, brought me post up. Yeah, you're right, you're
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  right. And gives you a big old hug.
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  Did. You realize that I can actually
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  speak in sentences now? Oh my God, yeah, that's
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  different. I like that.
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  Something else? You've been reading.
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  Can you read a? Little bit.
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  Holy. You remember when I had that
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  book upside down? Yeah.
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  I flipped it over and now I can read.
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  All this time. Darrow So my friends back we
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  got, we got to get back, we got who I came.
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  For yeah, but there's still plenty of loot Salvage.
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  We'll let's pick the loot and go.
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  All right, as you're all saying this, you realize as you peer
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  slightly over there's another cage with 2-3 more people
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  inside. Man, fuck them.
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  I mean, we shouldn't just leave them.
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  That's kind of messed up. Well, let's figure out who they
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  are first. Do you know who they are by
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  chance? Does he know who they are?
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  Give me history check. Because you've seen everything
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  through Father Ostrich's eyes over the last 84 years 12.
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  So one of them does look familiar to you. middle-aged
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  man. You know that you've seen him
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  before in Eld Hollow? Exactly his name.
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  Not 100% sure, mainly because I can't think of it right off the
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  spot because I didn't look at my note, but you think his name's
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  Josh Joshua Tree? Zero thinks we do know these
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  people. Zero thinks these people are
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  from Eld Hollow. That one specifically, I think
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  his Zero thinks his name is Joshua.
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  My name's Phillip. Phillip Zeras.
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  Zeras. Sorry, zero meant to Phillip.
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  OK, well, let's free them. You go up to the cage, you're
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  going to try the same thing. You know what?
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  I think I'm a bite through it. Give me an attack roll, is that
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  good? 16.
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  So you bite right on where the lock is, I imagine.
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  All right, roll your damage. What would my body attack with
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  my yeah? Tin Damash.
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  Yes, Sir. Nothing special about this lock.
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  Old crude and you chomp do more damage to the wood itself, but
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  you weaken it enough to where you feel you could just RIP the
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  door open. Oh yeah, I'm big and strong.
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  Door comes open, the other three inside.
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  They sit up quickly. One kind of staggers a bit
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  light. There's a tint, a hint of green
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  to his skin is. That is that Shrek.
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  Give me an intelligence. 20, Sir.
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  Jesus and that half Ork according to you.
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  As far as you can tell, you believe that he decent in a
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  fight, but he's a little battered and he's scarred up but
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  well built. He gets to his feet and starts
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  making his way out of the cage with the other two.
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  The other two humans, Philip, as we have already stated, and a
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  younger girl. Fair enough.
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  So what's your name? The man looks at you and simply
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  says My name is Odichi, I was a caravan guard and they caught
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  me. So, well, they're all doing
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  that, and I finish up shaving. I'm going to start loading up
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  the bitch named Hasker into our wagon.
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  Give me a strength check for that, a total.
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  Yeah, how much? Wait, hang on, how much does he
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  weigh? Let's just go ahead and get that
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  one out of the way, because depending on there won't be a
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  need for a strength check. He'd be just over 200 lbs.
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  Yeah. I don't think I can lift 200
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  lbs. Nope, I can lift 180.
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  So you struggle. You managed to drag him over
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  towards the wagon, but you just don't have the oomph to
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  particularly lift him up into the wagon.
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  That's fine, I tie him to the off.
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  Well, before you drag him off on us, see what he's got.
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  He's got any goodies? He's going to be coming with us.
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  Yeah, but all we got him here. He's our quest item.
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  Yeah, I mean, but does he have any cool trinkets or anything,
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  Any money on him? I.
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  Want to check the drag trail possibly?
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  That's why I want to lead him now and not later.
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  I. Think he's searched his body?
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  I think I'm gonna go search his body.
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  You search that body. Fail.
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  What you get? A4 on the dice No.
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  On the Dice 6, No 7. Come on, Derry, you got to
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  search that body. I.
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  Tried mate but his his his pockets are really hard to get
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  into. He's got some really tight pants
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  on mate. You know what?
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  Well fuck it, I'm going to go search everybody else.
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  Do it so while you're searching Hasker, you're going over and
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  just checking through his pockets, just looking to see
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  what he's got on his person. And you do so happen to find 38
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  pieces of silver. I'll state the whole time
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  they're doing this is yours just doing things that he hasn't been
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  able to do in 84 years now, stretching his limbs, making
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  snow angels. Jerking off.
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  Drawing spirals in the snow. Tugging his balls.
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  Just kind of enjoying being out. Just look at him.
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  Look at him over there. He looks like a little child.
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  He's having fun. Is that your second net twenty
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  in a row? Yes, I got things to subtract.
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  There's much perception. Fair enough, minus. 2.
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  As you're going through the bodies, looking around, you find
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  20 gold. Fuck yeah.
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  About you start just adding them all up, you imagine it's 20
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  gold. You're not 100% sure?
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  I'm a drink to that. You do find a crude serrated
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  curb dagger and you do manage to get one decent looking winter
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  coat and there's a bronze ring you see that's engraved with a
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  symbol on it. Wonder what this means?
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  I'm a broken hourglass. Oh my God, do you know what this
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  means? It means pocket sand.
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  Pocket sand is dead in 4 uses. I think we need to save some of
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  the pockets and he, he there's still some sand left from him,
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  must fill out his pockets. Do we have anything to put it
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  in? You want to You want to scoop up
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  the bits of Father Ostrich's sand.
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  He he, Oh yeah, he got a regular.
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  He had a regular, he had a special one and he was going to
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  try and two sticks just. Two sticks.
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  Roman Perception. You find one stick.
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  All. Right, fair enough.
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  So everything right here, everybody's off kind of doing
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  their own thing, just hollering back and forth to each other.
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  The Naway you have released all of the six survived prisoners,
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  captives. You're over by the wagon having
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  tied. Ask her to the ox.
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  I tried to search him mate but his pockets are so damn tight.
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  He's got some skinny jeans on, I swear.
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  That's when that's the moment you realize he's not wearing any
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  pants. What?
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  I've been touching his junk. EW, maybe.
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  No, no, not slightly when no one's looking.
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  All right, everybody, we got to get the fuck out of here.
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  You head back over to the wagon, passing the 2 tents that are
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  closest in proximity and you go over to the wagon.
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  Griff, are you coming with us? Just going to fashion 2 sticks
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  into a cross and put on my father Asher died and just like
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  under his breath when no one else can hear, he's going to be
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  like you. Resident beast, my friend I.
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  Don't really know the coffin in that it's final so you stab it
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  in there very close to the wagon as well.
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  Valeo Dera and now no I the Naway having arrived.
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  Nalawa, the Naway having arrived with six other people.
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  You all see that Zier has placed this.
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  Zier, do you know what this symbol is on this ring?
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  Do you know what it means? What it means 11?
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  Zier you look at the ring than it always shows you the symbol.
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  Obviously you are an intelligent person.
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  You can tell that it's a so you're looking at this hourglass
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  symbol here. You can tell it's an hourglass
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  you've seen with Father Austrich.
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  It's a familiar image burned into your memory of an
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  hourglass. But this particular symbol, this
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  cracked split hourglass design, almost looking like a triangle.
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  You've never seen this before as to have some sort of meaning,
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  one would assume. No, now Azir does not recognize
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  this symbol. Father Ostrich has never seen
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  this symbol, so Zir hasn't seen this symbol.
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  Well, bam. Oh yeah, sorry.
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  Oh yeah, I was going to go. I was going to say more, but
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  then my. Hey Valeo, isn't this big ass
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  naked dude on the ground tied to the ox or bounty?
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  Well, yeah, well, we better go claim that bounty.
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  Well, that's what I've been doing while you guys were doing
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  what you were doing. Well, let's get back to the damn
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  town. Hey, you know they only searched
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  the boss. I'm going to go search the rest
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  of the bodies while they're loading up.
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  The bodies have been picked. Oh, they happen.
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  Oh, oh, gotcha. I'm going to go search Griff.
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  Stripped down, Griff, take it off.
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  Like to roll intimidation? You walk up to the surviving
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  slave trader, young man. As you start to just walk up to
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  him, you begin to start patting him down, going through his
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  pockets and Griff, just like, yeah, what are you doing?
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  What's going on? Just take the revolver out.
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  Just pressing my head to look up at him.
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  I could take anything out and everything out that I have for.
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  You. I want to see you in traveling
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  close. God damn it, I'm blowing my
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  fucking brains out right now. Griff, you better listen to that
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  man right now. I don't.
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  I don't want any. Trouble.
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  Oh, there is a dog. I don't know no one's.
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  No one's asked that yet and I haven't decided.
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  The death of father offspring fucked Malayo up, he snapped.
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  I'm scared dear. Hold me.
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  Why are you scared now, eh? Vallejo's tweaking.
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  Oh no. No, no, no, Vallejo.
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  Is tweaking. Vallejo is just being Vallejo.
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  So Griff, he just, he just brings everything forward and
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  he's like, he empties his pockets, pulling anything and
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  everything out, opens up his his fur cloak and he's just all I
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  have, all I have on me is it's just, it's just this, this.
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  And you can see that the crossbow is not, you know, cock
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  back. And no, I was just.
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  And he throws it to the ground immediately terrified, and
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  displays that he has two daggers and a sword.
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  That's that's that's that's all I have.
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  That's all I have. Husky kept everything in the
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  tents. Hey Vallejo, do you want to see
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  something funny? It'll make you laugh.
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  Now see what's that so hard? I'm going to cast Tasha Sidious
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  laughter on Griff. What does that do?
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  Oh, this is a fun one. What are you doing, Zier?
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  It's going to be funny. Don't worry.
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  Don't. Worry.
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  All right. Let me look it up real quick.
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  A creature of your choice that you can see within range
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  perceives everything as hilariously funny and falls into
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  fits of laughter. If this spell effects it, the
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  target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw.
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  A fall prone, becoming incapacitated and unable to
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  stand up for a duration. A creature with an intelligent
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  score of four or less isn't affected.
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  Griff looks at you with a reaction of obvious.
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  He just tried to do something to me, and he's just I'm.
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  I'm not a threat. I'm I'm.
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  You never felt that stave, Griff.
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  I'm. I'm, I'm for, I'm for David.
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  I, I, I, I'm going to, I'm going to take care of her.
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  I swear. I I'm with you guys.
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  You're making zero upset. I don't know.
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  I don't know. Zero's voice could do that.
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  What do you want me to do? I'll do whatever you want me to
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  do. Straight butt ass naked.
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  Take your clothes off. They want your ass.
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  Mate. Oh Griff, they want your ass.
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  No. I just want to make something
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  funny happen. It's become clear that Dera is
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  not good with names. Griff just kind of hesitates.
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  Give me your persuasion. Has anybody gone to the tense
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  yet? With advantage.
• 20:57
  Has anybody gone to the tense yet?
• 20:58
  I'm going to go to the tense. I second that me.
• 21:03
  Too 15. Where are y'all?
• 21:04
  Where are y'all going 15? Going to the tense, you're
• 21:07
  going. To the we're gonna go loop, get
• 21:09
  the loop mate doesn't go get a golden.
• 21:11
  Star Well, me and Zero are going to hold down the wagon.
• 21:15
  You. Guys want to take a long rest.
• 21:17
  Griff starts, just uncomfortably.
• 21:20
  He removes his winter cloak, throws it to the ground, and he
• 21:24
  takes off all of his weapons and he unarms himself and ungarments
• 21:30
  himself down to his. Pants.
• 21:34
  His pants and shirt It's a long sleeve shirt his.
• 21:38
  Italian cut Speedo. As far as you can tell, that's
• 21:40
  all he has besides his boots on, and you can see that he, you
• 21:43
  know, starts clearly shivering cold.
• 21:49
  That is funny, you walk next to the wagon for the whole ride.
• 21:52
  I I can help you. I I swear I'll show my.
• 21:55
  I'll show my worth. Maybe.
• 21:59
  There's no way to get clothing. You actually did get a winner's
• 22:04
  cloak and. What does that do?
• 22:07
  It's a furry cloak that you can just throw over yourself.
• 22:12
  Well, here you go. Sometimes with a hood.
• 22:15
  Here you go, Griff, take this. I'm sorry.
• 22:20
  So just to be clear, Griff, you hand, you step over his, I mean,
• 22:27
  you're not Griff Nanaway. Nanaway.
• 22:31
  You step over Griff's winter cloak down on this crown in the
• 22:34
  snow and hand him your winter cloak that you found.
• 22:38
  And he puts it on gratefully. Very confused.
• 22:44
  Thank you, thank you. He puts it on and puts the hood
• 22:46
  back up, staring at his that's on the ground.
• 22:50
  Yeah, I really don't know what's up with this new guy.
• 22:53
  Like, no, it's Dara that doesn't like him.
• 22:55
  What's in there? You like him?
• 22:57
  He's your pet. I.
• 22:58
  Forgot about. I don't like him, but he likes
• 23:00
  me. Yeah, I know, but no way likes
• 23:02
  him. Yeah, because it's not always
• 23:04
  pet. Now I forgot about.
• 23:07
  That let me see. It but Griff I I really don't
• 23:10
  know what's up with this new guy I I.
• 23:13
  Don't either. I don't.
• 23:15
  I mean I the no way right? Correct.
• 23:21
  I, I, I swear, I, I was just, I was just doing this for the
• 23:24
  money. I had one, one of the guys, he
• 23:26
  was a mate of mine that I knew from the Taverns.
• 23:28
  He, he said that, you know, hey, it's illegal stuff, but nobody
• 23:32
  gets hurt supposedly. And it's, it's a good way to
• 23:35
  make money. I, I just wanted some money.
• 23:37
  I didn't even know we were doing anything with slaves until we
• 23:39
  started catching the bastards. Well, I say, you hop in the
• 23:42
  wagon and keep watch. Watch our backs.
• 23:46
  He. He slowly, like looking for your
• 23:49
  approval, starts to reach back for his weapons that are on the
• 23:52
  ground. I'm with you, I'm with you.
• 23:58
  And he starts putting them back on and grabs his bow off the
• 24:02
  ground. All right, Griff, don't die.
• 24:05
  We're going to go lose the tents.
• 24:06
  Me and Vallejo. I'll.
• 24:08
  Keep it on and ask her. I'll make sure nothing happens
• 24:12
  and. Don't let the wolves get him.
• 24:14
  He climbs to the back of the wagon.
• 24:16
  Absolutely miss. I swear if I get back here and
• 24:21
  that body isn't there and you claim that fucking walked off.
• 24:25
  I'm not going to go help with the tents but just to make sure
• 24:28
  he doesn't do anything sketchy. I'm standing straight up tower
• 24:31
  just staring down at him just like.
• 24:35
  He's 8 foot 11. Well, he's sitting in the wagon.
• 24:39
  He. Shows that Griff just even in
• 24:42
  the back of the wagon, you're still above him as he's seated
• 24:45
  right now and he just no trouble.
• 24:50
  Hey, you will not be going anywhere.
• 24:53
  Jesus Christ, this is not the zero I was expecting.
• 25:00
  This is not the zero you were looking for.
• 25:02
  These are not these years you were looking for.
• 25:06
  All right, well y'all better get on and go search some tits real
• 25:09
  quick. Search some tits.
• 25:11
  You approach the tents, you're on the outside.
• 25:14
  You go in. Yeah, David.
• 25:16
  Yes, I'll go in a separate tent. The two of you, you make your
• 25:19
  way inside the first tent that you come upon.
• 25:23
  Immediately once you enter it, it just looks like some giga
• 25:28
  Chad set up a tent and like this is this is my place.
• 25:33
  It's it's got a few baubles all spread around you have your.
• 25:39
  Bourbon. There's some there's some drinks
• 25:43
  about, empty bottles, mostly. There's a small chest back
• 25:47
  towards what looks like a much more flashier bed than you would
• 25:51
  have expected to be here. Not not just a bed roll minor.
• 25:54
  Has. Oh, y'all went in separate
• 25:57
  tents. Yeah, and whose tent Minor has?
• 26:00
  I didn't know y'all went in separate tips.
• 26:01
  Yeah, yeah, I said, I said that. I said that.
• 26:04
  He did sacred, he did state OK. Yeah, yeah, I was watch.
• 26:10
  We'll erase all that. Pick a number one through 20. 2.
• 26:17
  Not you. 1415. 7. 38. That's an annoying answer.
• 26:26
  So you go into your tents, Vallejo, what I initially
• 26:30
  described, that's what you see. Dayra, the tent you enter,
• 26:33
  there's mini bed rolls on the floor, there's a couple of
• 26:37
  chests and it's just a modest, it looks like a ruffian's den
• 26:43
  barracks. Barracks.
• 26:45
  Well, I guess I get to Luton. Check all the chests.
• 26:49
  Roll that beautiful procession. I'm going to roll out again.
• 26:56
  That was bad. For the record, it's not just
• 27:00
  getting to roll again, it fell off the table.
• 27:03
  Yes. My rule is if it falls off the
• 27:07
  table you can re roll it unless you like the the roll. 6 again
• 27:12
  you. Should have took that.
• 27:15
  Table roll It was a 1 you. Should have took it, not.
• 27:18
  Have been worse. Are you sure?
• 27:22
  Who's got food because I'm fucking hungry.
• 27:24
  Just go eat Griff mate. I'm not going to fucking eat my
• 27:28
  homie, that's my pet. Why not eat him?
• 27:33
  Because he's my pet. Didn't eat one of the other like
• 27:36
  20 people. On there how about I eat you?
• 27:38
  It's. Empty calories, you're not going
• 27:40
  to get any fulfillment. I don't give a shit, I'm hungry.
• 27:44
  It won't fill you up. No, no way.
• 27:46
  Well, just give me a piece of your finger or something today.
• 27:48
  One of the dead people. I'll stick out.
• 27:51
  Do you like him a lot? I'll stick out my.
• 27:53
  Ring finger Can I eat our bounty?
• 27:55
  Hey, we only have to bring back as long as the head's intact.
• 28:00
  Going to eat his leg I'm. Going to eat his leg.
• 28:03
  It's probably a juicy leg. No, always going to eat his leg.
• 28:06
  Our bounty's leg. We really only need the head.
• 28:10
  Yeah. Really.
• 28:13
  Oh, yeah. By the way, the whole time I'm
• 28:14
  staring at Griff, I'm just, I'm just talking.
• 28:17
  Still staring at Griff. Just stares.
• 28:19
  Still staring at him. By the way, fun fact, you know
• 28:22
  this, they don't. I'm just sitting here talking to
• 28:24
  him in his head. Oh my God.
• 28:27
  Oh, you can as as a Great Old telepathy as a Great Old One
• 28:30
  warlock, I can communicate telepathically as long as the
• 28:33
  thing knows at least one language and it can understand
• 28:36
  me completely. Damn.
• 28:38
  So I'm just sitting here, just Zeer promise to keep Ostrich's
• 28:43
  friends safe because Zeer didn't promise anything for you.
• 28:46
  He. Takes for psychic damage.
• 28:54
  Oh yeah, you're going to loot the chest.
• 28:56
  Yeah, yeah, I loot the chest. My bad.
• 29:00
  Perception. Perception.
• 29:03
  What kind of just open the chest?
• 29:05
  You're going to open the chest and it's locked.
• 29:06
  Oh no, good thing I have my lock pick.
• 29:11
  Do you shoot the lock it? Only takes one bullet.
• 29:15
  What kind of lock is it? Some type of hinged lock over
• 29:20
  the loop that keeps the. You know, it's a, it's a fold.
• 29:24
  Over. I want to twist it sideways and
• 29:27
  stomp down on it. You'd be straight check with
• 29:30
  advantage or attack A roll with advantage.
• 29:33
  OK, I'll take the 20. Dirty naughty.
• 29:41
  Dirty. Filthy.
• 29:43
  Sexy, even. So stomp down, you hear that
• 29:49
  nice little magical click and the lock and the latch are on
• 29:56
  the ground. I'll laugh to myself I guess.
• 29:59
  Ain't nobody in this group of fucking locksmith.
• 30:05
  You open up the chest, give me a perception check.
• 30:08
  BBQ. Sauce.
• 30:10
  And 9:00. Romeo D4 you also Romeo D4 Dave
• 30:14
  just. Everyone with AD 4.
• 30:16
  Because she got a six on her perception check I.
• 30:20
  Mean like I'll fucking do better.
• 30:23
  Why can't he use investigation instead?
• 30:32
  I also got a three. Stomach.
• 30:36
  I also got a 30. My God.
• 30:41
  Remember, be positive, brother. At the end of the day, we all
• 30:47
  bleed red. David, as you're going around
• 30:51
  looking through the tents, it's mostly clothes, different bits
• 30:54
  of garments, blankets, this and that, and you find a scribbled
• 31:00
  list of debts. Simply says you don't know whose
• 31:04
  handwriting is, but basically what you see is Borko O 7
• 31:08
  copper, Olkin OS a beating Griff OS3 silver.
• 31:13
  At. Say it again.
• 31:16
  Griff's in debt. Oh.
• 31:17
  Oh, I got a. We've got to use this to my
• 31:20
  advantage. You got a three also, but for
• 31:24
  half your stand in the in the in the in the in the chair.
• 31:30
  Roll me two D6. We got A7. 2D6 you got 7?
• 31:39
  Yep. You find 7 gold?
• 31:41
  Yeah. Well, and I don't know what kind
• 31:46
  of Skyrim chest I just got into, but.
• 31:48
  And a small wooden token with a wolf's head.
• 31:52
  A new hand touches the beacon. I'd like to go check the other
• 32:00
  tent if I can of. Course you can.
• 32:05
  You make your way to the third and final tent, and as you
• 32:08
  arrive over there, once you lift the flap back, honestly, there's
• 32:13
  a couple of bet rolls, but there are several crates, four or five
• 32:18
  stacked on top of each other. Oh my, Oh my, I just found the
• 32:22
  jackpot. Pulse Jack what you roll.
• 32:30
  A2 on the Dice 4. So as you're going around
• 32:37
  through everything, you see a few torches loaded up into one
• 32:42
  crate. Small keg of ale.
• 32:45
  You would presume you have a sack of different looks like
• 32:49
  building materials. Nails, hooks, iron scrap. 2 jars
• 32:53
  of some odd looking gunk. Oh, there was one more thing.
• 32:59
  I take the chest, the whole chest.
• 33:01
  Hopefully I'm getting my shit rolls out of the way.
• 33:04
  Both of those. There you go and you find 4 days
• 33:07
  of rations. What 4 days of rations do you?
• 33:10
  Want to roll on? This.
• 33:11
  You know what a ration is. Give me a survival check.
• 33:17
  Off of what? It's basically a trash roll
• 33:22
  against. Don't even fucking garbage is
• 33:27
  what it is. The only other thing that
• 33:30
  catches your eyes once you look to the left of the crates can be
• 33:34
  one final perception. It's in you see a weapons rack.
• 33:42
  Oh, OK, what we got here? As you begin to look over it you
• 33:47
  see a spear, 3 short swords, a little dull but usable, and a
• 33:54
  small hand axe with the initials VD and it's burned right into
• 33:59
  it, the handle. Valeo, what's your last name?
• 34:03
  Tagahara, Yeah. No, my my name isn't isn't
• 34:06
  venereal disease. Give me a history check or an
• 34:10
  intelligence check, whichever is better for you.
• 34:13
  They're both the same. OK, that's fucked up, but 11?
• 34:18
  11. Yeah, I roll and it like comes.
• 34:20
  I roll that way and then it like comes this way.
• 34:23
  Immediately when you see these initials VD, the first name that
• 34:28
  pops into your head that registers any modicum of
• 34:31
  cohesion whatsoever. Veldorn.
• 34:34
  OK, so I'll get me a hand. I think I'll hang on to that.
• 34:40
  Maybe the blacksmith will buy it from me.
• 34:42
  OK. As you make your way out of the
• 34:43
  tent, you also see the layo exiting the tent furthest from
• 34:47
  you, carrying a chest. He's carrying the whole chest.
• 34:50
  It was small. Oh, well, we got you.
• 34:51
  Got you, Isn't. Isn't that, isn't that the name
• 34:56
  of the guy that gave us the The Quest?
• 34:59
  Yeah. Hang on, I got this.
• 35:00
  I got a pretty high intelligence actually.
• 35:03
  You recall that Veldorn was the name of the captain of the
• 35:06
  smugglership that brought the hourglass artifact into Eld
• 35:11
  Hollow, and that you all fought and killed.
• 35:15
  That guy just ain't everyone die, is he?
• 35:17
  They were showed you the axe. I was like VD, what's that mean?
• 35:20
  VD venereal disease, is that what it means?
• 35:23
  That's what it stands for, right?
• 35:25
  That B1's burnt onto the handle. I think I'll keep this. 0 When
• 35:31
  the fuck are they gonna get back?
• 35:32
  I do not zer does not know. Well right here mate, quit your
• 35:36
  whining. Can we fucking let's?
• 35:38
  Go fine because I want. To sleep in the fucking ocean.
• 35:41
  All right, what the ocean in Griff's head?
• 35:44
  The motion. You're going today.
• 35:47
  Please stop doing this to me mate.
• 35:49
  Please, I don't like this. What are you talking about?
• 35:52
  Zer isn't doing anything. Zer nightmare Nightmare
• 35:54
  nightmare. Nightmare, nightmare.
• 35:57
  Zer leave Griff alone. Zier is not doing anything.
• 36:00
  Zier is just standing. Here, why is he nightmare?
• 36:02
  Why is he afraid of you? I do not know.
• 36:05
  Zier does come off as kind of kind of scary sometimes.
• 36:08
  Don't lie to me. If you had an 8 foot tall shadow
• 36:12
  demon standing over you, would you not be like what the fuck is
• 36:16
  going to happen next? Griff looks at you.
• 36:19
  Please make him stop. Fucking hear him in my head.
• 36:21
  I do not know what he's talking about.
• 36:23
  I am not telepathic. This year is not telepathic.
• 36:26
  You just you're telepathic. Give me an intelligence check to
• 36:29
  see if you know what I was. I I literally just almost said
• 36:33
  give me an intelligence check to see if you know what
• 36:34
  intelligence is. Hall.
• 36:37
  Give me an intelligence check to see if you know what telepathy
• 36:40
  or telepathic is. Put a hand on Griff's shoulder.
• 36:43
  Now look. Oh, Kyle.
• 36:44
  Joe back. Hello.
• 36:45
  The death of Daddy Emu affected us all, but shut the fuck up,
• 36:49
  you don't hear no voices in your head.
• 36:50
  Crazy song, bitch. He is crazy, he's telling you.
• 36:55
  Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare he.
• 36:58
  Just he just drops his head into his into his knees and just.
• 37:03
  There toys broken. Griff, come with me.
• 37:08
  Stay beside me. All right, Thank you.
• 37:11
  Big, big, strong shock man. All right.
• 37:15
  Let's see if he has seen that one before.
• 37:17
  Griff hops off the wagon and stands at your side in that way.
• 37:20
  Let's get the fuck out of here, everybody.
• 37:23
  I agree it's time to go. As you all are preparing to
• 37:26
  leave the six now, not captive captives, just all these
• 37:31
  villagers or whatever they are. Who knows?
• 37:34
  Who knows what they do for fun or money besides Corwin.
• 37:38
  You know what he does for money and they're.
• 37:40
  Prostitutes. He just walks up to you, Corwin.
• 37:43
  No way. And so no.
• 37:45
  No way. What are we expecting to do?
• 37:47
  We're going to head back down Hollow, I imagine.
• 37:48
  Right. Yeah, I'm just waiting to get
• 37:50
  this fucking bounty so we can get some money and some fucking
• 37:52
  food. I'm hungry.
• 37:55
  It was a So you didn't come to save me, man.
• 37:57
  Yeah, but you know, I'm just hungry.
• 38:00
  He don't want, he don't want food, he wants other things.
• 38:05
  Yeah, like that blacksmith? Yeah.
• 38:07
  He wants blacksmith. Corn slaps you on the back.
• 38:10
  I'm just fucking with you. Of course you came for me.
• 38:12
  Come on. I don't know if there's going to
• 38:14
  be enough room for all of us. Some of them are going to have
• 38:17
  to walk. I'll carry some of y'all.
• 38:20
  Zeer's going to be helping people onto the wagon.
• 38:22
  Never let his eyes off of Drift. His eyes.
• 38:27
  First one you help up is the the young girl and she's just thank
• 38:32
  you all so much and she gets into the wagon.
• 38:36
  Next up is the older man and another lady.
• 38:39
  That's a tiny person. I'm kind of hungry.
• 38:42
  The little girl. No way there are people all over
• 38:46
  the ground will. Leave Griff alone.
• 38:50
  I'm not talking Zerah is not talking about Griff.
• 38:52
  Zerah is talking about why do you keep.
• 38:54
  Looking at him, Why do you keep looking at Griff?
• 38:57
  Because you're just not like Griff.
• 38:58
  Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. Griff just looks at you in our
• 39:01
  way and leans in as close as he can to you, just shaking his
• 39:04
  head and it's like, I swear to God he's saying things in my
• 39:08
  head. He is crazy here is not.
• 39:10
  Give me a perception check to see if you heard him whisper.
• 39:13
  Fucking just leave Griff alone. Fuck, fuck.
• 39:16
  You heard him. Griff is going to get bullied.
• 39:22
  Here. Yes.
• 39:24
  No. No way.
• 39:25
  Can we just go? I've been waiting to go this
• 39:27
  whole time. I'm already in the wagon.
• 39:30
  I've been standing next to the wagon.
• 39:31
  Waiting to go been gone. Why are we still?
• 39:33
  I was over on the beach. Maybe I'll get on my way with
• 39:36
  that bungee toys in their pavement.
• 39:39
  Let's get going. Let's let's, let's keep going.
• 39:42
  Let's keep walking. What'd you say?
• 39:45
  What type of toys? The fuck are you talking about?
• 39:49
  He said whoa in the. Basement, he said.
• 39:51
  Bungee cords. Oh, I mean, you can call them
• 39:53
  toys, whatever you're into. Why?
• 39:55
  The crew is on their way back to the town.
• 39:58
  Yes, What kind of crew? Everyone.
• 40:01
  Oh, you guys. All right.
• 40:02
  So you guys bid to do. I just want to establish
• 40:05
  something. Where is Hasker?
• 40:07
  Tied to the Ark. Missing a leg?
• 40:09
  When you say tied to the ox. He's under the wagon.
• 40:13
  Wait, wait 100%. So if he's tied to the ox, he's
• 40:17
  under the wagon. So.
• 40:19
  You're getting drug under the wagon or.
• 40:21
  How long is your rope? I just, I need specifics.
• 40:23
  I need to know how long the rope is to see if this is a traveling
• 40:26
  issue or if he's literally just perfectly back even further past
• 40:30
  the wagon underneath. Isn't it 50 feet?
• 40:33
  Well, it's typically 50 feet of rope.
• 40:36
  It's not 100. I just can't remember if it was
• 40:37
  50 or 100. That's a Magic of the Gathering
• 40:39
  code. It's called 50 feet of Rote.
• 40:40
  It was part of the bonus gate set.
• 40:42
  Yeah, it's 50 feet. As you as you all begin moving
• 40:45
  and leaving out on the wagon, majority of you have to walk
• 40:47
  David driving. Yeah, I'll drive mate.
• 40:49
  Absolutely. So that puts you.
• 40:50
  We're going fast. On the wagon on the little seat
• 40:53
  there, you've got four people in the wagon and you have two of
• 41:00
  the rescues walking the half orc and corn.
• 41:04
  And my beast is following along as well.
• 41:06
  And are you in the wagon or walking?
• 41:08
  Who's Who's in the wagon? Who's walking out of the three
• 41:10
  of you? Vallejo, Nanaway and.
• 41:13
  Zier, I'm on the front of the wagon.
• 41:14
  Sitting here is walking. No, never taking his eyes off of
• 41:17
  Griff. Yes, I'm sleeping in the wagon.
• 41:20
  I'm walk. I am walking.
• 41:22
  I am walking. Griff is walking next to you.
• 41:25
  Don't you dare fucking say. What's the range on that
• 41:30
  bullshit? As long as I can see him, I'm
• 41:32
  pretty sure blind. Well, Ostrich is following along
• 41:35
  in the back. Keep behind everybody.
• 41:37
  Yeah, keeping up. Keep taking up the rear giggity.
• 41:42
  The Norway Griff is just walking at your side.
• 41:44
  Just, you know, up in his cloak. Just it's just shaking his head
• 41:48
  around us. Griff here, have some of this.
• 41:50
  Have some of this room. You look like you need some.
• 41:54
  Oh, thank you so much mate. It's.
• 41:56
  Poison. Right as it goes to take a sip,
• 41:59
  he's just kind of holds it down as he's still walking.
• 42:01
  It's like. What's wrong Griff?
• 42:04
  There's nothing wrong with the rum, right?
• 42:06
  No, there's not. Takes it up to his lips, God
• 42:11
  damn it. What is wrong with you?
• 42:13
  That one behind me, you, you just look and notice.
• 42:18
  You just now notice you stated it, that Zero is not even a foot
• 42:24
  behind. Zero walking behind Griff
• 42:27
  walking, just towering over him. As soon.
• 42:29
  As soon as as. Soon as Nana wait looks, I'm
• 42:30
  going to. Give me a exception deception
• 42:33
  check. You give me an insight check. 12
• 42:35
  again. 4. As soon as you look behind, all
• 42:40
  you see is 0 just looking off in the distance whistling.
• 42:44
  If I see you, you step back. You're too close to me.
• 42:48
  Griff goes tell him 30 feet, 4035 feet.
• 42:52
  I'll step back 10. Make it 20.
• 42:56
  I'll step back 20. Fuck.
• 43:00
  Thank you, Sir. It is not poison you idiot.
• 43:02
  You can drink it. You better take a swig of that.
• 43:08
  It takes a huge gulp of it starts just down in the bottle.
• 43:12
  From behind, from behind him, just and.
• 43:14
  I'll hands it over to you. I feel bad for Griff, he's over
• 43:19
  here getting mentally raped. It's.
• 43:21
  So fucked you thought you were the gas lighter, Yeah.
• 43:24
  How long does that last? How long can you do that?
• 43:26
  Or can you? Indefinitely.
• 43:28
  It's just the thing I can do. But there's got to be like a
• 43:32
  like he can redo his will save constitution.
• 43:35
  No, I can just talk to people in their minds.
• 43:38
  It's just something I can do. As long as I can see them and
• 43:40
  they're within 30 feet, I can just fuck with them.
• 43:45
  Fuck. Great, old one will like whoa,
• 43:47
  whoa. Give me a travel check. 6.
• 43:52
  We've made it 6 feet. God Dang.
• 43:56
  So you've made a decent Denton to the first day.
• 43:59
  No, no way. As you are just kind of walking
• 44:03
  along with the entire rest of the group.
• 44:04
  You look up and something catches your eye as suddenly the
• 44:07
  sun jumps a few degrees in the sky mid conversation with Griff
• 44:11
  and then it's darker than it should be.
• 44:14
  That's when you realize that none of this was going.
• 44:16
  You all see this, but that's when you realize that none of
• 44:18
  this was going on when you were further away, but it appears
• 44:22
  almost as though it's happening the closer you get back towards
• 44:25
  Eldholic. You don't feel like it should be
• 44:26
  night time yet, but here we are. Zero.
• 44:29
  What kind of fucking witchcraft are you doing making this night
• 44:33
  so early? 0 does not know why everything
• 44:36
  has to be serious poets. I don't know what is going on
• 44:39
  with this guy. Well, you're some kind of
• 44:41
  magical man. Everyone roll me a perception
• 44:43
  check. That fucking wisdom. 18 Let's
• 44:52
  fucking go 19. 6. Zero has disadvantage.
• 44:56
  By arch Nemesis Yeah. For real, fuck this dude.
• 45:03
  I've been asleep this whole time here.
• 45:04
  Give me a perception with disadvantage. 7.
• 45:08
  Sam. As you continue moving on
• 45:10
  forward, mayor and mayor, you would recognize these.
• 45:14
  I wouldn't. Yeah.
• 45:15
  And they were. You do as well.
• 45:18
  You're hearing the bells toll from the shrine of ours,
• 45:22
  although you're so many, many miles away that there's no way
• 45:25
  you could possibly hear it. Father Ostrich.
• 45:29
  Probably not zero. In that moment, you clutch at
• 45:34
  your chest, feeling a resonating pain and sense of dread.
• 45:40
  Oh, Zeer does not like this feeling.
• 45:43
  Just an overwhelming sense of dread.
• 45:45
  You don't like the way you feel? Zeer thinks something bad is
• 45:48
  coming up, but Zeer does not know what to do.
• 45:51
  With this knowledge, you just keep carrying on.
• 45:54
  Just remember, don't ask for whom the bell tolls.
• 45:57
  Ring thus. Ring thy bell for thyself to
• 45:59
  know. That's deep and it's starting to
• 46:05
  wear on you that we've been traveling for over 20 miles.
• 46:09
  I finally wake up are. You guys going to keep pushing
• 46:12
  forward or are you going to rest?
• 46:14
  Just keep going. Yeah, I don't technically need a
• 46:17
  rest. I'll switch with Anaya and rest
• 46:21
  in the wagon or switch with anyone because I've been driving
• 46:24
  the whole time. All right.
• 46:26
  Oi, what are you mate? Switch on me, I need to rest.
• 46:29
  Yeah, I can do that. I stopped fucking with Griff a
• 46:31
  while ago, I got bored. Somebody tossed me a crossbow.
• 46:36
  Then that way you do notice that Griff is seems more calm but
• 46:40
  still a little distraught. Sam.
• 46:43
  Shout out to Sam, we fucking love him.
• 46:46
  All right, well, well, well, I'm on the wagon now, looking out
• 46:49
  into the night, which is actually kind of dumb because
• 46:52
  I'm. I'm a human.
• 46:52
  I I'm. Glad you stopped drinking man.
• 46:55
  Stay on that wagon, motherfucker.
• 46:57
  I've only stopped drinking because I haven't got back to
• 46:59
  town. Somebody give me a travel check.
• 47:02
  Dibs at disadvantage because I don't have dark vision.
• 47:06
  I got a 19 you. Travel on through the night and
• 47:09
  dawn break. The sun comes overhead.
• 47:11
  And nothing happened to us. Holy shit.
• 47:13
  And then it retracts back again and becomes night.
• 47:15
  Oh well, something did happen. You had to fucking say
• 47:17
  something. Happens every fucking time I do.
• 47:20
  This lasts for what you could accumulate for about 5 minutes
• 47:25
  and the daylight approaches again.
• 47:27
  And as you do, you know it's a flock of birds.
• 47:30
  What the fuck is? This flying overhead and then
• 47:33
  they immediately go backwards again.
• 47:35
  What the fuck? I don't like this shit at all.
• 47:39
  Oh, she flipped the hourglass, didn't she?
• 47:42
  And then a few minutes later, the birds go back again, as they
• 47:45
  should, unaware that anything ever even happened.
• 47:48
  Anybody else vaguely concerned that we're immune to the really
• 47:51
  wonky bonky time shit? Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey.
• 47:55
  I said what I said we're. Not I was making a Doctor Who
• 47:58
  reference. I mean, yeah, yeah, we sniffed
• 48:00
  all the time then, right? Didn't we?
• 48:02
  Shouldn't we be immune? I feel like that would that
• 48:04
  would make us immune. Wait, y'all didn't sniff the
• 48:07
  time sand just me? What the?
• 48:09
  Fuck happened while I was asleep in the wagon.
• 48:11
  I'm the only one that sniffed the time sand.
• 48:14
  Father Rodrick was a great supplier.
• 48:16
  Scott, Master, Kevin. Father Rodrick was the plug.
• 48:21
  Is here and be like is here. Yeah.
• 48:23
  I have a surprise. What's your surprise?
• 48:24
  Puck Sand. Oh.
• 48:27
  Here Puck is saying bitch. Does he have any pocket sand
• 48:30
  left? Nope.
• 48:32
  What you mean? Oh, he had 6 uses.
• 48:34
  You had 6 uses. Yeah, that's.
• 48:36
  What his paper says. God you loaded in the fuck up
• 48:39
  pocket sand is yet to be dead. 10 uses later.
• 48:42
  I'm gonna use it right now. I'm gonna use it on everybody.
• 48:46
  Just 5 foot of range. Everybody come here.
• 48:49
  I've got a great idea. Yeah, everybody.
• 48:52
  Everybody come here. Come quick.
• 48:54
  Come quick. I I I I saw something.
• 48:58
  Shut up. Shut up, baby.
• 49:00
  You can take a nap, but everybody come here right now.
• 49:03
  I got something important. Yeah.
• 49:06
  That's what I'm gonna do. That's what they're always gonna
• 49:08
  do. I don't.
• 49:08
  Know how serious you are? I'm just OK.
• 49:12
  Name it in that way, I'm driving the wagon.
• 49:13
  Hold on, just hold on, Hold on. No, hold on, whiskey.
• 49:18
  Well, here, take my rum. I.
• 49:19
  Said I don't want whiskey, not rum.
• 49:21
  We'll take it. Take your dirty Islander liquor.
• 49:24
  Jesus. I think Vale because your things
• 49:27
  Valeo is a little razors. Wait a minute.
• 49:30
  Wait, wait. Valeo.
• 49:32
  You're from Matharis. It's a bunch of islands.
• 49:35
  I said what I said. Hypocrite.
• 49:39
  Crippling. Hey, just remember we all bleed
• 49:42
  red at the end. Oh yeah.
• 49:45
  Remember Kevin? I'm so dead ass I'm doing this.
• 49:49
  Y'all about to get fucking pockets handed?
• 49:51
  I ain't leaving the wagon. I'm going to pass.
• 49:53
  I'm. Driving Griff and him.
• 49:55
  It's not a spell. I know so Griff him because I'm
• 50:00
  sleeping. You're about to.
• 50:01
  Did you just do it right in the back of the wagon?
• 50:03
  Did you go to the wagon? Don't.
• 50:04
  We. Have just a much on everybody.
• 50:06
  People, yeah, that were just slaves, enslaved that we
• 50:10
  rescued. Yes, he's.
• 50:12
  Going to pockets and a bunch of innocent people.
• 50:14
  Especially the little why? What did they do?
• 50:20
  You're gonna double pockets in the little girl?
• 50:23
  Oh my gosh, are. You ready Mr. DM?
• 50:26
  Roll it. Are you ready?
• 50:28
  Was my attack my attack for Pakistan?
• 50:31
  Are we not gonna do any damage? Obviously.
• 50:33
  Just go blind, everyone, yeah. Correct.
• 50:36
  He just has a regular pocket sand.
• 50:37
  Yeah. OK, so.
• 50:39
  I got the aggressive pocket sand.
• 50:42
  Forgot. You got the ouchie pocket.
• 50:44
  Sand. So roll your tack.
• 50:46
  It's I mean. The string.
• 50:48
  Since you got in the back of the wagon and just did it, you're
• 50:51
  doing Fogvale too. I'm standing. 20 feet back.
• 50:54
  So you're blinding, blinding, OK.
• 50:57
  I'm not near him. I didn't come up.
• 50:58
  Everyone. Is here coming?
• 51:01
  See, you're coming. No, no, no.
• 51:03
  Thank you. No.
• 51:04
  Come here. I wanna kiss.
• 51:06
  I wanna kiss you. Zier.
• 51:07
  Please come here. You don't know what he's doing.
• 51:09
  You can get a kiss whenever your hand's not in your pocket.
• 51:12
  It's not in my pocket. See.
• 51:13
  It's hand. Hand.
• 51:15
  Just come close. I'm gonna.
• 51:17
  Walk up to Nanaway and be like OK, Nanaway and then I'm gonna
• 51:20
  ready in action to cover my eyes just.
• 51:23
  OK, OK, fair enough. But you have to know those are
• 51:26
  your actual eyes. And you have to.
• 51:28
  You have to OK, so roll my strength, correct?
• 51:33
  It's a it's dex. It is it is Dex, but he can do.
• 51:38
  Just I'm a strength. I'm gonna do that.
• 51:40
  Unless, unless you are. Well, no, you're trying to get.
• 51:42
  Everybody. Well, I mean I have 10.
• 51:48
  Basically, he just hits the little girl.
• 51:51
  I know, I know. I just get.
• 51:54
  Just like. Please, it turns out.
• 51:57
  It turns out the little girl is Dara's adopted daughter.
• 52:01
  Lyra, what are you doing here? How the fuck did this even
• 52:03
  happen? No.
• 52:04
  So you, you, you blind all of a sudden three of the captives in
• 52:11
  the back of the wagon just. Oh God, What?
• 52:15
  What is this? Punk, you're saying bitch and
• 52:20
  fog veil? Vallejo Suddenly you don't see
• 52:25
  where you're going. Oh, wait a minute.
• 52:26
  I take the wait a minute, I'm driving.
• 52:28
  He's driving. Yeah.
• 52:31
  What? I take the reins.
• 52:33
  Give me a. Immediately I go God damn it.
• 52:35
  No, wait. Give me a survival check.
• 52:39
  That 20. It's bumpy for a second because
• 52:41
  you're just like, oh God, you cannot see.
• 52:44
  It's just pitch black darkness and then all of a sudden it's
• 52:47
  gone because. Imprisoning me.
• 52:50
  You drive out of the fog veil. It's stationary.
• 52:54
  Such a waste of fog veil. I don't.
• 52:57
  Care, Oh. My gosh.
• 52:59
  And fog is then. I have dark vision, can I see
• 53:01
  through fog veil? No, you have dark vision, not
• 53:03
  fog vision. Yeah.
• 53:05
  Does he have fog vision? Yes, he.
• 53:07
  Does actually I have I have the ability so Zier cannot see.
• 53:11
  Zier cannot see I'm. Just gonna walk around it.
• 53:15
  Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
• 53:17
  Zier cannot see. So literally all you saw was
• 53:23
  just a giant black fart cloud just appear over the wagon in
• 53:28
  front of you and just like not over you, but in front of you
• 53:31
  I'm. Just gonna walk around.
• 53:33
  All right, where the hell are we?
• 53:34
  Everybody roll AD 20. Fuck, there it is.
• 53:39
  I got an 18. 12. 19. And that's what gets us into
• 53:45
  combat. Fuck 0.
• 53:48
  Give me a deck, save A. 17 you got your new.
• 53:54
  Character ready. I'm stuck.
• 53:57
  I was like, it's 17, what can it be?
• 54:00
  Trailing behind and as you walk around the fog Vale you get a
• 54:04
  little closer to the brambles and the snow covered trees and
• 54:11
  more close into the wilderness as opposed to the path.
• 54:14
  You react just in time to roll away as this giant white furred
• 54:21
  spiked creature rat faced blur just comes thrashing at you and
• 54:28
  barely misses as it tries to pounce on you.
• 54:30
  Oh. You almost got me.
• 54:32
  Guess what I call that? Weave.
• 54:35
  Weave. This is staring at you,
• 54:38
  snarling. You look like a funny wolf.
• 54:42
  Hey, guy. Hey Dara, I found you a new bet.
• 54:45
  Real initiative. Wow.
• 54:47
  Everybody on the wagon, give me a perception check.
• 54:49
  Can we roll perception for my Ostrich 12?
• 54:54
  No. Oh, perception.
• 54:57
  Oh yeah, Yeah. You.
• 54:58
  Want me to see you? Want to you did 21 not.
• 55:04
  Good. Completely forgot you said the
• 55:06
  warg was at the back of the wagon.
• 55:08
  Yeah, with Zier. The wagon didn't.
• 55:10
  Take off. So it would be behind Zier.
• 55:13
  Yeah, everybody's perception. I got 19 all.
• 55:18
  Right, Roll initiative. I did.
• 55:20
  What you got? 21.
• 55:21
  What about our? Perception.
• 55:22
  I thought we rolled perception, not our initiative.
• 55:24
  Y'all rolled perception, I rolled y'all are basically
• 55:25
  seeing this thing actually attacked me.
• 55:27
  I did call out to Deira, so Deira knows.
• 55:29
  I'm in the process of getting up my priority rolled 19 priority.
• 55:33
  Rolled. I already rolled.
• 55:35
  I got a 12. What'd you get?
• 55:36
  Shrimp 6, Poop Dick, Deira and Vallejo.
• 55:40
  You wake up hearing Zier holler something.
• 55:42
  As the two of you look back, you see that something's going on
• 55:45
  back out towards the back end of the wagon, next to the fog veil,
• 55:49
  there appears to be some sort of creature attacking Zier.
• 55:52
  Trying to as no, no, it would say we've, we've.
• 55:57
  We've huh. Who said that?
• 55:59
  All right, so I'm gonna go back then check it out, see what's
• 56:01
  going on. I know, I know there's a there's
• 56:03
  a pet for me to time, but we'll go go check and see the wagon.
• 56:07
  You have to jump off the wagon and run back to where Xer is for
• 56:10
  us. Oh, so they're like stopped and
• 56:13
  we're still going. Yeah.
• 56:15
  OK, yeah, I'm gonna jump off the wagon, OK.
• 56:17
  I'm going to drift a wagon. Give me a deck safe or just give
• 56:21
  me a dex check. Fucking garbage 16.
• 56:28
  No Roll AD 4. Roll AD 4.
• 56:33
  You meant to, maybe? You just jumped off a moving
• 56:36
  wagon and you fucking fumble damage. 2.
• 56:41
  Take two damage, you fall, you wake up out of a what's going on
• 56:48
  and you just jump off the back of the wagon, passing everybody.
• 56:50
  Excuse me? You trip over.
• 56:53
  You trip over the little girl that's falling around, flailing
• 56:55
  around with her eyes blind, and you trip over and fall out the
• 56:58
  back of the wagon. Oh, give me a new pet right on
• 57:02
  my face. I'll fuck my tits.
• 57:05
  Oh no, take a break, my knees. Give me initiative.
• 57:13
  Me. Yeah.
• 57:14
  OK. You're drifting the wagon.
• 57:16
  Yeah. Do it.
• 57:17
  You. Want me to roll?
• 57:19
  When shit matters I literally roll so bad.
• 57:23
  One on the dice 3. So you'll be there next turn.
• 57:29
  We roll your initiative now. Yeah, you got to give me a ride
• 57:33
  check. Which, that's Pathfinder and old
• 57:36
  school D&D, so we'll say survival.
• 57:41
  Lucky. I don't think I did very well.
• 57:43
  On the. I might have just broke our
• 57:45
  wagon, guys. Oh no.
• 57:47
  Full flip that bitch. You get a one right?
• 57:50
  No no no. I got a 5.
• 57:52
  OK, roll up the D20 again, add nothing. 19.
• 57:58
  Best case scenario, I'm telling you right now, he.
• 58:01
  Couldn't lip the wagon. So you spin the wagon around as
• 58:05
  hard as you can with the ox, and ox is fine, you're fine,
• 58:09
  everybody in the back is fine. And then suddenly one of those
• 58:12
  wooden wheels just snaps and the wagon begins to drag and stops.
• 58:18
  I look to the back, y'all might want to hang on.
• 58:20
  I'm reckon y'all ain't never been doing sledding.
• 58:22
  You want to mind initiative. Hey, I think you missed.
• 58:25
  Yeah, you don't say I fired in a missed.
• 58:28
  I'll keep it though. It's a fucking 17.
• 58:30
  No, that's 16. It's a 19 total.
• 58:33
  Gotta love being a gunslinger. 19 total.
• 58:36
  Yep, no. No way.
• 58:39
  Initiative. 5. Shut up, Miguel.
• 58:44
  Thanks for closing again. We pay you.
• 58:47
  Sorry, I really like that. So 23 hit you.
• 58:53
  Yeah, obviously get disadvantage we.
• 58:55
  Have one left. I'm saving it for whenever we
• 58:59
  need it. We might need it.
• 59:01
  You already died, and you're about to die again.
• 59:03
  I mean like I'm back over there. So that creature, this white
• 59:07
  furred rat face looking giant of a beast, jumps in, snaps at you,
• 59:12
  biting into your side, and takes a little bit of whatever your
• 59:15
  black essence is. Takes seven I.
• 59:18
  Have one health. What did he roll on initiative.
• 59:21
  23. Just Christ, please say don't
• 59:24
  touch me there. This is.
• 59:26
  I know this way. No, no, don't.
• 59:29
  Bless me. There this is.
• 59:31
  My. Whoa.
• 59:34
  Sorry that's trying to sound a trick.
• 59:39
  Oh what a moral dilemma because been so mean to him.
• 59:43
  An arrow hits the creature in its side and as you look over
• 59:48
  back towards the wagon, Griff has just fired an arrow and it
• 59:51
  hits the creature. Let's go, Griff.
• 59:53
  Let's go. My cheerleader, now 19.
• 59:55
  Zeros return. Zeros gonna catch reality Smudge
• 59:59
  the homebrew spell didn't gave me this spell.
• 1:00:02
  Oh it's a bonus action too? Fuck yeah.
• 1:00:04
  I smudge my own outline like someone dragged an eraser across
• 1:00:08
  you in real life. For the duration, attack rolls
• 1:00:10
  against me have disadvantage for one round.
• 1:00:12
  For the rest of the minute, I can flicker 5 feet in any
• 1:00:15
  direction. As a free micro teleport.
• 1:00:16
  It does not provoke opportunity attacks.
• 1:00:18
  If a creature tries to grab, grapple, or strain you during
• 1:00:21
  this time, you must succeed on a deck save or their hand.
• 1:00:24
  They must succeed on a deck save or their hand phases through
• 1:00:27
  you. And they've all prone.
• 1:00:29
  Visually, my body jitters, warps and redraws itself in mild.
• 1:00:34
  But how the fuck do you say that would?
• 1:00:35
  Why is your writing so little? Because I can read small writing
• 1:00:38
  that would that would. Violation.
• 1:00:40
  Violation, that's what it was. My brain couldn't comprehend
• 1:00:45
  that would violation of sanity. You suck your math.
• 1:00:48
  I can fucking read. Yeah, so I'm going to do that
• 1:00:52
  and y'all are just going to see like Zia just kind of like
• 1:00:54
  phasing in and out and he's going to flicker 5 feet away
• 1:00:58
  from it and then just set backing up slowly.
• 1:01:01
  Then he's gonna Eldridge blast. What's damage on Eldridge Blast
• 1:01:05
  and what's? The D10.
• 1:01:06
  D10 and it has, I have to roll attack for it, right?
• 1:01:09
  Yeah, does a 24 hit. Yeah.
• 1:01:13
  It's D10 just. Jam near misses.
• 1:01:15
  Right, just straight D10 until I get the charisma mod add on.
• 1:01:19
  We got A7. Damage.
• 1:01:21
  Yes, DiMaggio. Yes, force damage.
• 1:01:23
  Well played, Batman. Oh, I thought he was dead.
• 1:01:26
  Is that your turn? I did bone section backed up my
• 1:01:31
  full movement. Hits him, you see singed fur and
• 1:01:35
  a little bit more spikes and spines and it is the Leo's turn.
• 1:01:40
  So I'm going to, I'm going to run over to where Zero and I'm
• 1:01:44
  going to get into combat with this thing.
• 1:01:46
  We're going to have a good old knife fight.
• 1:01:48
  Well, technically I'm not next to it anymore.
• 1:01:49
  That's why I said where you were.
• 1:01:51
  If you hadn't done the thing with the ox, a different story.
• 1:01:53
  Yeah. So first knapsack 11 it leaps.
• 1:01:58
  Back lurches back just in time to.
• 1:02:00
  Second-half attack Nat 20. That is.
• 1:02:03
  Shocker, that is. Rolled.
• 1:02:05
  Confirm, Yeah. 14. That does confirm. 3rd Knife
• 1:02:10
  attack 3020. Also hit too pretty to die.
• 1:02:15
  You regain anything that you have lost, so you get your
• 1:02:19
  Lucky's bag and double damage. 14 damage as I slice.
• 1:02:24
  But wait, that's not the end of my turn.
• 1:02:26
  I back up five feet. I know what it'll do.
• 1:02:28
  OK, concerns me but it's a 17 on the die.
• 1:02:33
  That will hit. We'll do a.
• 1:02:34
  Claw and hit me with whatever I can take it.
• 1:02:38
  Like you mean it. As you step back, it lurches
• 1:02:41
  forward and just Rakes across with these sharp jagged claws
• 1:02:46
  dealing tan damage. No, no standing on the back of
• 1:02:51
  the wagon. Yes, Sir.
• 1:02:52
  You are roughly 30 feet away from this creature.
• 1:02:55
  Question what is what does umm Griff?
• 1:02:58
  What is Griff's items that he had?
• 1:02:59
  He has a bow, 2 daggers and a sword.
• 1:03:02
  So can I throw Griff towards the creature while he uses his two
• 1:03:07
  daggers to stab it in the head? Are you up for the challenge,
• 1:03:10
  Griff? Yeah.
• 1:03:12
  So you're using Griff as a weapon?
• 1:03:13
  I'll allow it. So, but you have to.
• 1:03:16
  It's gonna be a tough strength. I got him.
• 1:03:20
  I got him. I think he got.
• 1:03:22
  Him. He's running.
• 1:03:23
  That fucking point. Oh my God.
• 1:03:26
  Fucking ready, Griff. Griff takes both of his daggers.
• 1:03:29
  I'm willing to prove myself. In the back of grips head you
• 1:03:34
  can do it, Grim, you can do it. So you latch on the Griff.
• 1:03:46
  My bad, y'all go. You grab him by the shoulder,
• 1:03:49
  you grab him by the scruff of his pants towards his thigh, and
• 1:03:53
  you circle around 3-4 times, spinning and launch him.
• 1:03:58
  Yet. So now hoping the Griff rolls
• 1:04:00
  well, because if not then he's probably gonna hit me.
• 1:04:03
  Well, your strength check was to see if you could.
• 1:04:07
  Now I need a dex. Strength or Dex, whichever is
• 1:04:09
  better. For you, Yeah.
• 1:04:10
  I mean, they're the same for accuracy, yes.
• 1:04:15
  If you miss, you could hit. 11 + 2.
• 1:04:18
  Instead of me rolling attack for Griff, roll one more time.
• 1:04:22
  It's with advantage. Maybe Griff can accommodate for
• 1:04:26
  your. That's a 12.
• 1:04:28
  Plus. 2. So 14 Never say I'm not merciful
• 1:04:32
  so. And I am on the wagon, correct?
• 1:04:34
  So I. So you literally just spun threw
• 1:04:37
  the fuck out of Griff who was like yeah all right, serious and
• 1:04:41
  he's just a young £187.20 something year old bandit
• 1:04:49
  Raider, whatever. Let's get this fucking Griff.
• 1:04:53
  Let's go. And it's still your attack, but
• 1:04:56
  I would let you use his stats so roll me two D4.
• 1:05:02
  That's a 2. That's a four.
• 1:05:04
  Griff is the weapon. Griff is the weapon.
• 1:05:07
  Griff is the throne weapon. Yeah, that's the weirdest part.
• 1:05:12
  What's the range on Griff? The Feet Griff has a range of 90
• 1:05:16
  feet. Went thrown by the no way.
• 1:05:18
  If if you if you want to play. With but say 35 to 40.
• 1:05:21
  But but how tall is this creature?
• 1:05:22
  10 to 30. It's it's a largish.
• 1:05:25
  So I I was aiming for his head. So you got.
• 1:05:27
  Bigger than 0 when you stand straight up.
• 1:05:30
  So you got a two and a what? A2 and A4.
• 1:05:32
  A2 and A4, so 6 + 4. +4. 10 + 8. 18.
• 1:05:37
  What am I about to roll? There's nothing wrong.
• 1:05:41
  This is weird. You used a person as a weapon.
• 1:05:46
  All grief had to do was to see. Nanaway and Nanaway is pretty
• 1:05:49
  smart. Grip this from your perspective
• 1:05:52
  and your perspective. This is great because all of a
• 1:05:54
  sudden. Just girls I just witnessed.
• 1:05:57
  And just both daggers. Griff lands on this thing's back
• 1:06:01
  and just stabs both daggers into the shoulder blades of this
• 1:06:06
  thing. And Next up it is your turn.
• 1:06:10
  I 100% just forgot about you. Got you.
• 1:06:13
  Oh, thanks, mate. Oh, you're so kind.
• 1:06:16
  Yeah, thanks, Dad. Well ostrich show them what you
• 1:06:18
  made of. Have the ostrich try to
• 1:06:21
  intimidate. Animal.
• 1:06:23
  Handling. I used the whistle.
• 1:06:25
  I mean, I used the whistle. Of course I did.
• 1:06:27
  So I always do that question. Again, it is not my day.
• 1:06:33
  It is not my day one on the die. OK, so we'll go with the 10 roll
• 1:06:37
  its intimidation check with a disadvantage.
• 1:06:41
  You're rolling AD 12, you know that, right?
• 1:06:43
  Oh my God you're rolling AD 12? AM I really re roll everything?
• 1:06:49
  Oops, still not my day 15 on the animal handling.
• 1:06:55
  All right, now roll your intimidation with advantage.
• 1:06:59
  I love you, my bitches. Damn this thing has crap
• 1:07:01
  charisma. 10A10. So give me your best ward grow.
• 1:07:06
  That's exactly what it sounded like.
• 1:07:13
  This thing just looks at ostrich.
• 1:07:17
  And no, no, wait, wait, can I redo it?
• 1:07:18
  Can I redo it? This bass looks at ostrich and
• 1:07:27
  gets that and then just goes. Well, that's absolutely
• 1:07:32
  terrifying. What?
• 1:07:33
  The fuck is that a clicker from fucking the Last of Us that.
• 1:07:37
  Was a good show till season 2 and it got all it's right there
• 1:07:40
  in my face all. Right.
• 1:07:42
  So do I still get to do anything?
• 1:07:45
  Yeah. OK, that was just.
• 1:07:46
  I'll give the net a go. I normally miss it really bad,
• 1:07:49
  but capture this beast, immobilize it.
• 1:07:53
  Holy shit, in that twin let's. Go, let's go.
• 1:07:56
  All right, 22 plus mod. What I will say is he rolls his
• 1:08:02
  strength check with disadvantage.
• 1:08:03
  You've also netted Griff. Oh, sorry, Griff.
• 1:08:10
  Yeah. It's all right.
• 1:08:12
  I love you, neighbor. I know, I know, you love me.
• 1:08:16
  Thought you loved me, Griff. I love you too, Griff.
• 1:08:18
  Able to get out? I don't know.
• 1:08:19
  I don't know. No, I don't.
• 1:08:21
  Know if he's matched on to the. Yeah, yeah, you're dead.
• 1:08:26
  He can just keep stabbing it. He's gonna do like Braxt inside
• 1:08:30
  of the thing. So the net goes over and it is
• 1:08:33
  able to subdue this beast, this Batty.
• 1:08:36
  It's seduced the beast. It's seduced it.
• 1:08:39
  It's its turn. Yeah, I think the.
• 1:08:43
  DC for the net 13. Yeah, I'm gonna go disadvantaged
• 1:08:46
  because there is someone on its back.
• 1:08:48
  The second one, both just let's go.
• 1:08:52
  Home, you see that? Let's go home. 5 and A5.
• 1:08:56
  What's? Up zer.
• 1:08:57
  Oh, yeah, This is, that's me. That's Zer.
• 1:09:00
  So I'm gonna move to where I'm about, yeah, 10 feet away from
• 1:09:04
  it. And Zer's gonna do this like
• 1:09:07
  fancy little like flourishing spin.
• 1:09:10
  He's gonna throw his hand out broke dust and come out Zer.
• 1:09:13
  As he moves closer, as he's like moving closer, he's gonna be
• 1:09:17
  doing this little dance, this weird little dance.
• 1:09:20
  He's gonna be like spinning and as he hits the stop and he
• 1:09:23
  throws his hand out, you're just going to see appear from his
• 1:09:26
  hand this rope dirt come out of his palm, striking at the
• 1:09:30
  creature. His weapon of choice is a rope,
• 1:09:32
  Dirt. Roll.
• 1:09:35
  I'm rolling attack. I'm rolling attack.
• 1:09:36
  Give me a second. There's a 16 hit. 16.
• 1:09:39
  Yeah, 16. 16 hits 16 It would have been also a disadvantage
• 1:09:43
  since he's immobilized, but I. Felt like it would be advantage
• 1:09:46
  since he's immobilized. I said that backwards, but yeah,
• 1:09:48
  well. Hold on.
• 1:09:49
  I got you. Yeah, yeah, 16.
• 1:09:52
  Is grip still OK? If he had missed, I would have.
• 1:09:57
  I would have. That's exactly what would have
• 1:10:01
  happened right there if he would have missed. 6.
• 1:10:05
  Dimash. Did my 6 tiny damage kill it?
• 1:10:07
  Zero. Describe your fatality.
• 1:10:11
  Get over here. So so after 0 does his little
• 1:10:14
  spin dance and the rope duck comes out, it's gonna hit What
• 1:10:18
  is this thing called? You don't know.
• 1:10:20
  Well, it's gonna it's gonna hit this big ice wolf thingy like
• 1:10:23
  right in the chest and right where it hits you're gonna see
• 1:10:25
  its body start distorting and spiraling.
• 1:10:28
  You're just gonna like it's it's fur and stuff.
• 1:10:30
  It's just gonna twist until it's just like.
• 1:10:32
  Griff is like. Just just like the chest area.
• 1:10:36
  Not the whole body, just the chest area.
• 1:10:38
  Beast falls over, Griff is like I'm all right.
• 1:10:41
  Throws the net off of himself. Not all my Damon.
• 1:10:43
  We got him guys. Team you guys.
• 1:10:46
  All good, all good. You still got my room?
• 1:10:49
  You gave it to Vallejo. He.
• 1:10:51
  Didn't want that damn Islander shit.
• 1:10:53
  Oh, that's right. Even though he is an Islander.
• 1:10:55
  You shut your dirty whore mouth. Hey, can you see me?
• 1:10:58
  The Island. Boy, I'm talking he's an.
• 1:11:02
  Island boy just. Trying to make I'm.
• 1:11:04
  An island boy. Just trying to make it.
• 1:11:08
  I'm an island boy. You guys know they fuck each
• 1:11:13
  other, right? Yeah, they're brothers.
• 1:11:15
  They're brothers. Yeah.
• 1:11:17
  Why do you say that? Like it makes it's OK.
• 1:11:19
  They're it is. Literally worse.
• 1:11:21
  It is. It's OK.
• 1:11:22
  They fuck each other. Oh yeah, yeah, they're brothers.
• 1:11:24
  They're brothers. You do not understand.
• 1:11:26
  They're island boys. So it's obviously OK.
• 1:11:30
  God damn it. Exactly.
• 1:11:31
  They've got to be some of the most hated individuals online.
• 1:11:36
  Anybody moist critical makes fun of us Hated.
• 1:11:39
  Beast is dead. We did it.
• 1:11:42
  Turns out there was a second one.
• 1:11:44
  Yeah, all initiative. Does Zia doesn't know if you can
• 1:11:46
  handle as they go in? I would like to have my not yet
• 1:11:52
  ostrich scout the area. Ostrich scout the area, yeah.
• 1:11:55
  Father Ostrich, no. My ostrich.
• 1:11:58
  I'll go. I'll go with the ostrich.
• 1:12:00
  Can just ride it. Can we get Dayra an ostrich bet?
• 1:12:02
  I mean, maybe one day. Give me an ostrich plushie and
• 1:12:05
  you'll be my favorite. Is this in real life or Dayra?
• 1:12:08
  Yes, real life. Yeah.
• 1:12:10
  All right. That.
• 1:12:11
  Mary, I already have a toothless.
• 1:12:14
  OK, So what are you guys doing? I know you searched the area.
• 1:12:17
  Give me a perception check. 17. 17 as you end ostrich, the warg
• 1:12:23
  are scouting around the vicinity in a circular radius area looks
• 1:12:28
  clear, but Vallejo. As you look up, you realize
• 1:12:30
  you're roughly three days into your travel roughly, and off in
• 1:12:35
  the distance you see curling black smoke rising up in heaps
• 1:12:41
  and piles directly over where you believe you came from.
• 1:12:45
  Eldhala. Many fires.
• 1:12:46
  Not many, as in little. Many.
• 1:12:48
  Several fires. I don't think we're getting
• 1:12:53
  paid. As you say those words, no
• 1:12:56
  distortion, no eerie. I couldn't be hearing this.
• 1:13:00
  The bells toll again from the shrine of ours.
• 1:13:04
  All right, let's go. You returned back to the wagon.
• 1:13:07
  No, he, no, I said. I said, let's go.
• 1:13:10
  He's gone. Just you.
• 1:13:11
  I haven't gone. It's loud enough.
• 1:13:12
  And then he just told the bells again.
• 1:13:14
  Fair enough, you ride up on the warg, leaving everybody behind
• 1:13:18
  as you make your way. Downtown walking fast, eating
• 1:13:22
  ass. Eating ass, huh?
• 1:13:24
  Yeah, don't punch a fart box. Live a day.
• 1:13:27
  Stick it in your mouth. Chew it.
• 1:13:28
  Zeer's gonna latch. Zeer's gonna latch onto the side
• 1:13:30
  of the wagon and become the missing wheel.
• 1:13:34
  Rock me Zeer anyway. As soon as you clear that first
• 1:13:39
  dip to where Eld Hollow lies before you, you're still 8090
• 1:13:44
  feet away. You hear the screaming, the
• 1:13:46
  hollering, and buildings are on fire.
• 1:13:49
  It seems that Eld Hollow's come under attack.
• 1:13:51
  From what? Have we not been recording?
• 1:13:55
  Got his ass. Damn, got his.
• 1:13:56
  Ass. I make that joke almost every
• 1:13:58
  episode, but that, yeah, I was actually like, what?
• 1:14:00
  Oh. My gosh, got his ass.
• 1:14:05
  Can I roll to see if I if I see anybody attacking it currently?
• 1:14:09
  I'll let you roll for it. Where, where you're at right
• 1:14:11
  now, you, you can't make out what's going on.
• 1:14:13
  Just it's obviously that it's being attacked.
• 1:14:17
  I'll see shit. So you've heard of a natural
• 1:14:19
  one, but I just got an unnatural 1.
• 1:14:21
  Before he gets into combat or anything does or not, I'm going
• 1:14:26
  to notice that I'm going to notice.
• 1:14:29
  I'm going to notice that he and the work are not back yet and
• 1:14:33
  I'm going to track the works. Footsteps.
• 1:14:38
  Footsteps. What you could tell, it looks
• 1:14:41
  like they headed off towards L Hollow with that.
• 1:14:43
  Give me a perception check. 18. Not only do you notice that
• 1:14:48
  there is a the pattern of footsteps leading off towards
• 1:14:53
  Elder Hollow, but that half fork you guys rescued out of the six
• 1:14:57
  captives is gone. Interesting.
• 1:15:01
  So you guys move up towards everything?
• 1:15:03
  So we all get on foot. Yeah, unless you don't.
• 1:15:07
  Unhook the ox. I'm gonna carry the boats.
• 1:15:11
  I'm gonna carry the law. All the little, the little girl
• 1:15:14
  and all the other people are on the ox, just riding the ox.
• 1:15:17
  That's a lot of people on the ox.
• 1:15:19
  It's a big ass. Fucking animal, you know what I
• 1:15:22
  mean? You know what?
• 1:15:23
  And then always. There's five people, so at least
• 1:15:25
  three except. I want a strength check and no,
• 1:15:28
  yes not. 20, yes. Now that everybody makes their
• 1:15:31
  way up to this spot, I just want to be clear what you all see.
• 1:15:34
  You see Old Hollow once you clear the hill you see Vallejo
• 1:15:42
  Ostrich the warg to be clear, staring at a not too distant
• 1:15:51
  village of Eld Hollow in chaos, black smoke, rising, fires lit,
• 1:15:59
  buildings ablaze and screams and shouting of the chaos within the
• 1:16:06
  village streets. Well damn, I think we need to go
• 1:16:13
  investigate that. Darrow, what do you think?
• 1:16:16
  Yeah, absolutely. The place is in burning flames.
• 1:16:19
  We might need to save some people.
• 1:16:22
  Immediately, Darrow, your memories go back to that little
• 1:16:26
  bitch Lara. Yeah, she might need some help,
• 1:16:31
  but she still owes me some money.
• 1:16:35
  Always buying a food. She's badass.
• 1:16:37
  Gosh, that little spoiled bitch. Love it there.
• 1:16:43
  Well, hell, you can't. You can't.
• 1:16:46
  She's just growing. No, just in the background,
• 1:16:50
  plays the meme. I'm always putting on the food.
• 1:16:54
  I'm always putting food and clothes on you.
• 1:16:57
  I'm always putting food on the table and clothes on your back.
• 1:17:00
  Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
• 1:17:04
  You had me. I didn't have to be born.
• 1:17:07
  He's always worrying about my racist jokes.
• 1:17:10
  Well, it's a meme. You haven't seen that.
• 1:17:12
  Gosh, so mean. I missed your conversation.
• 1:17:17
  At that point Griff comes up and puts a shoulder on it.
• 1:17:19
  A shoulder puts a hand on each one of you shoulder at the
• 1:17:27
  shoulder and shows with still his bloody daggers in his hands.
• 1:17:33
  That looks like trouble, but you too.
• 1:17:37
  I'm at your sides. Grief.
• 1:17:50
  Yeah. So what do you think of that
• 1:17:54
  fucking awesome boss kill right there?
• 1:17:56
  Oh, you mean that thing back there?
• 1:17:58
  Yeah, that fucking wolf. Giant wolf like creature.
• 1:18:02
  Oh yeah, the Skulker. No, those things, Wow, that was
• 1:18:07
  pretty cool. I went through the air like a
• 1:18:08
  freaking one of them arrows or something.
• 1:18:11
  I like that. Yeah.
• 1:18:12
  Sorry. Sorry.
• 1:18:12
  I trapped you with it. That was honest.
• 1:18:15
  I didn't see you. You had a white coat on.
• 1:18:19
  I did not notice you at all. Oh, yeah, my first.
• 1:18:23
  Thanks for getting the Norway. You will, David.
• 1:18:25
  There's nothing to worry about. I I completely understand.
• 1:18:28
  I mean, it's just like, you know, you didn't see me and you
• 1:18:31
  did what best you could at that moment.
• 1:18:33
  I I worship you. I'm just glad he didn't like eat
• 1:18:36
  you because I'd have been sad. I ain't.
• 1:18:40
  Not that I like you anything. I just would have felt guilty.
• 1:18:43
  You know, it's crazy. I killed you.
• 1:18:45
  Three days ago you were going to feed me to Nanaway.
• 1:18:48
  I mean, yeah, he's a hungry little booger.
• 1:18:50
  And you were a slave trader. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're slaves.
• 1:18:54
  Slaves. Yeah, but.
• 1:18:56
  No, no, no, I know. No, Yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:00
  You go on me a little bit. I'll give you that.
• 1:19:02
  I'll give you that. Yeah, something about when you
• 1:19:05
  told me to fire it in that fog veil.
• 1:19:07
  I gotta say, you grew up. Me too.
• 1:19:09
  Yeah, yeah. I mean, hey.
• 1:19:12
  We're becoming famous, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:13
  You already got the riches. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:16
  And you killed, you killed a famous bounty.
• 1:19:19
  So I'd say that you very well may be famous.
• 1:19:24
  Oh my God, I killed my first bounty.
• 1:19:27
  Yeah, you're a bounty hunter now.
• 1:19:31
  Grief the bounty. You know what we need to get
• 1:19:33
  you? What We need to get you some
• 1:19:35
  armor. Yeah.
• 1:19:37
  Yeah, just, you know, my old leather.
• 1:19:39
  And some money. Hey you, you got the fame.
• 1:19:41
  You just need the money. Hey, it's 100 gold for that.
• 1:19:44
  Well, I don't know, maybe we should do.
• 1:19:47
  Something, No, you're not getting a cent.
• 1:19:48
  You're not getting a cent. Yeah, well.
• 1:19:50
  No, that's. That's again, that's fair.
• 1:19:53
  Slave trader, right? Awesome.
• 1:19:55
  People reformed. OK, Slave trader.
• 1:19:58
  Yeah, but I love you guys. We'll maybe give you a few
• 1:20:02
  silvers, but. No gold, no gold for you.
• 1:20:05
  I'll give you 1 gold. You still got a long way to go.
• 1:20:11
  You know, my mum and dad died when I was real little.
• 1:20:14
  What happens? You're a slave trader.
• 1:20:15
  What happened? There was a fire, not like this
• 1:20:20
  one here. So we need help these people
• 1:20:24
  before something like that happens again.
• 1:20:27
  Before they become my mum and dad all over again.
• 1:20:29
  Yeah, that little orphan girl probably needs my help.
• 1:20:32
  Oh. My.
• 1:20:33
  God like a HEPA. She's just like Griff.
• 1:20:36
  Yeah, no, let's do this. All right.
• 1:20:38
  Yeah, I think, I think, I really think we need to get going to
• 1:20:41
  that village right now. All right.
• 1:20:43
  You 2 are just witnessing and viewing the carnage that is Elle
• 1:20:48
  Hollow, and as you do so, your eyes pan down from the burning
• 1:20:53
  buildings. The silhouette of all this chaos
• 1:20:56
  pans down to the snow, where you see blood and tracks leading a
• 1:20:59
  little bit closer in towards you.
• 1:21:02
  As you do this, you find 4 bodies splayed out in the snow,
• 1:21:08
  3 villagers, some you recognize dead, and one man.
• 1:21:14
  One man. One man, one man, one way,
• 1:21:18
  little tortilla boy. But the only person you don't
• 1:21:25
  recognize is this one man. No distinguishing
• 1:21:28
  characteristics. Human, 20 to 30 years old,
• 1:21:32
  wearing a garment of a dark, tattered, bloody, now satiny
• 1:21:38
  blue with an emblem on the back of the cloak of a cracked
• 1:21:44
  hourglass. And that is where we end our
• 1:21:46
  session. I don't know who the hell raided
• 1:21:49
  this damn village, but my little orphan goes in here and if she's
• 1:21:53
  not OK I'm going to fucking kill them all.
• 1:21:56
  Going to kill them all. You noticed that one of the dead
• 1:21:58
  villages? I'm just kidding, is Tom?
• 1:22:03
  No. What?
• 1:22:05
  Oh, Tom. Boomerang flies overhead just
• 1:22:09
  off in the distance out of your eyeline.
• 1:22:10
  Holy shit it's it's Tom while he's dead.
• 1:22:20
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