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No Slice to Spare | Son of a Boy Dad #253 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 2: Today it is.
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  Speaker 3: Tuesday, November nineteenth, two pm. This is coming out on Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Is that okay?
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  Speaker 3: That is okay?
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  Speaker 2: I think we should draw a line in the sand.
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  Speaker 2: Why well, I think that in the sand of time.
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  Speaker 2: That is because I think that the podcast prior to
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  Speaker 2: you and me getting on the right medications versus the
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  Speaker 2: podcast after we got on the right medications is going
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  Speaker 2: to be night and day.
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  Speaker 1: I think that the big I think that there is
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  Speaker 1: an inflection point. But I think that the inflection point
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  Speaker 1: is when we realize that our entire listenership is blind installers.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you're absolutely right round.
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  Speaker 1: That was the thing that changed.
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  Speaker 2: Sas said, statistically speaking, it's beyond belief that even one
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  Speaker 2: single listener of our podcast knows how to install electronic blinds.
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  Speaker 3: I think we're going away from the fact that I
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  Speaker 3: meant in New York City, Oh well, yeah, no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Got a bunch of dms too. I said, the Tri
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  Speaker 2: state area, for what it's worth, which includes New York,
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  Speaker 2: New Jersey, in Connecticut.
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  Speaker 3: I'll count that. I think I think I did say
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  Speaker 3: within driving distance of New York.
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  Speaker 2: I saw I saw so many comments. I saw I
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  Speaker 2: got so many dms, not just from people that knew
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  Speaker 2: how to do it. But people who were so good
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  Speaker 2: at it that they've managed to start their own businesses
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  Speaker 2: on just installing electronic blinds. Some of them were even
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  Speaker 2: able to hybridize and learned how to do speaker install
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  Speaker 2: as well. Now, learning that was frustrating, because if I'd
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  Speaker 2: known that, I could have done it all on one
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  Speaker 2: fell swoop.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuckers over here, fucking do it, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: I honestly think that if you can install electronic blinds,
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  Speaker 3: anyone that I think anyone that can install electronic blinds
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  Speaker 3: can install a speaker system.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying it so that's the hardest.
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  Speaker 2: I think that that's just an insane take.
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  Speaker 3: Why you said that the blinds were much more confusing
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  Speaker 3: than the speakers.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I don't think that that is just a natural,
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  Speaker 2: easy skill to pick up. Once you've mastered the art
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  Speaker 2: of installing speakers or blinds, that the other one's the
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  Speaker 2: next one. I just think it so happens that we
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  Speaker 2: have a lot of really talented people who listen to
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  Speaker 2: the podcast who coincidentally, we're both very good at installing
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  Speaker 2: blinds and speakers.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's time that we pivot, though, to a
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  Speaker 1: full time Blinds podcast.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: And I have a question from Joe and Delaware, and
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  Speaker 1: he's saying, do you think that it is a must
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  Speaker 1: to have your one hundred percent blackout Smart roller blinds
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  Speaker 1: be compatible with your Apple Home Kit, Google and Google
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  Speaker 1: Home or is it okay if you can just hook
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  Speaker 1: it up to your Alexa via Hub. And that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. If it's if you're gonna go
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  Speaker 1: with Smart, which is gonna be the future of the
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  Speaker 1: home blinds, that you're gonna want to have it compatible
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  Speaker 1: across the board because you never know who's coming into
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  Speaker 1: your home and you never know what your next technology
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  Speaker 1: swath is and with the accessibility, especially at your big
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  Speaker 1: box stores, that you're gonna be able to have for
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  Speaker 1: all your raw materials. Yeah, I think that it's a
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  Speaker 1: no brainer to make it as technologically savvy and as
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  Speaker 1: you know, smooth, just the full installation.
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  Speaker 2: I agree.
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  Speaker 3: I agree.
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  Speaker 2: In for a penny, in for a pound, I think
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  Speaker 2: is the answer. Francis, are your blinds?
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  Speaker 9: Are they?
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  Speaker 3: How do you control them?
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  Speaker 2: I have a little remote, no app, no app. I
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  Speaker 2: could get the app. Joe keeps telling me to download
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  Speaker 2: the app, So there is an app. There is an app,
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  Speaker 2: but I like the clicker. No.
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  Speaker 3: I think you need to get like an Apple Watch
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  Speaker 3: and then like sync up the app with the Apple Watch.
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  Speaker 2: You know why I'm not gonna do that, hairball? Why
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  Speaker 2: because I have committed to not bringing my cell phone
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  Speaker 2: into my bedroom at night when I go to sleep, leave,
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  Speaker 2: I leave it out in the kitchen. Can't relate. I
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  Speaker 2: don't bring I don't want that screen around. I want
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  Speaker 2: to just my bedroom is a sanctum. It's a sanctuary
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  Speaker 2: for reading, knowledge, thought, and sleep. That's it.
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  Speaker 3: I can't relate. It's one last thing I see before
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  Speaker 3: I go to bed, to be John Pork singing fucking
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  Speaker 3: Little Tracy.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe one more watch of John Pork?
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  Speaker 2: What John Pork singing me to sleep with his sweet lullabies.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'm on Harry's side. I need to watch. I
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  Speaker 1: need to read one more article.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, God damn dude, I can't do it. I'll
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  Speaker 2: never go to bed. I'll never go to bed. The
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  Speaker 2: blue light is too much the the morning, How do
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  Speaker 2: I wake up? A little tiny bit of light comes
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  Speaker 2: through the electronic blinds, and that's when I that's when
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  Speaker 2: I wake up, naturally out natural light. It's a nice
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  Speaker 2: way to wake up.
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  Speaker 1: So did you ask him to leave a crevice?
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  Speaker 2: I think maybe I had the option to do the
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  Speaker 2: full blackout situation, which would have been flushed to the window,
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  Speaker 2: and I opted against that. Joe. Joe advised me not
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  Speaker 2: to do that, and given his wealth of experience, I
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  Speaker 2: thought I should listen to him.
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  Speaker 1: I just think that you have to get the you
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  Speaker 1: have to get the app obviously, but you need to
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  Speaker 1: keep the clicker in case of some kind of cataclysmic event.
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  Speaker 2: Or something exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if there's like an apocalypse or a zombie event
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  Speaker 1: or something like that and the grid gets wiped out,
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  Speaker 1: you want to be able to just.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, realistically, if the grid's getting wiped out,
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  Speaker 3: you probably won't. That's see, that's the biggest downfall of
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  Speaker 3: having e blonds. It's much like how are you How
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  Speaker 3: are you going to get any shut eye? How are
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  Speaker 3: you going to get supposed to get any shut eye?
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  Speaker 3: When you're blinds are not going to go down?
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  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they go down if the grid goes down.
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  Speaker 2: If the grid goes down, because mine are on the clicker.
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  Speaker 2: But he's saying if that, if the grid goes down.
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  Speaker 3: No, electronics work.
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  Speaker 2: Aren't part of the grid. They're not Wi Fi compatible.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you no.
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  Speaker 2: I went in shocked. I went one step above pulling
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  Speaker 2: them down.
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  Speaker 1: I think he'll have like eight months of the battery
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  Speaker 1: still working or something like Yeah, probably something like that.
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  Speaker 2: I am the batteries. I am concerned about the batteries.
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  Speaker 2: They're battery controlled the other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and what kind of batteries. Does it have normal
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  Speaker 3: batteries or has they're made from Tesla's.
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  Speaker 2: You got to it's super long. It's a super long battery.
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  Speaker 2: Joe says. It's a lot like a really long battery life. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, how many times are you putting the blinds
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  Speaker 3: up and down every day?
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  Speaker 2: See? Not that often?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You have to get like a beep to the battery
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  Speaker 1: when it dies, like a smoke detector, so you know
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  Speaker 1: exactly when it's when it which those goes eerily fast
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  Speaker 1: they do the smoke detector.
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  Speaker 2: I've been having a battle with my fucking smoke alarm
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  Speaker 2: because I keep cooking at night and it just keeps.
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  Speaker 2: It's so sensitive.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, take that ship down.
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  Speaker 2: I thought about it.
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  Speaker 3: I've took mine. That's the first thing you did you
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  Speaker 3: actually and rip off the wall?
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  Speaker 2: Did I? You're okay with that? Yeah? It does open
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  Speaker 2: you up to being burned a lot. It does in
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  Speaker 2: your sleep. It does, which seems like an undesirable way
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  Speaker 2: to go.
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  Speaker 3: I will say, Uh, the apartment across her mind had
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  Speaker 3: a crazy fire, and then I heavily considered putting the
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  Speaker 3: smoke detector back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But sometimes, like the fires, the smoke detector is
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  Speaker 1: not going to tell you when the fire is coming.
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  Speaker 3: Now, it's going to tell you when the whole like realistically, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because I'm with you, realistically thinking like if your nose
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  Speaker 3: is going to know before the fucking smoke along, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or like oh my feet are hocked. I sweat when
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  Speaker 2: I have the wrong comfort fire. Yeah, I have to
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  Speaker 2: believe I'd be like god, damn. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he also is more equipped to escape than you.
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  Speaker 1: He's on a first floor hopping out the window. He
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  Speaker 1: literally can roll and his feet will touch the ground.
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  Speaker 2: I have to brave the flame to run through fire. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and already by dreams are so often dreams of me
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  Speaker 2: being engulfed in flame, you know, running through conflagrations and
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  Speaker 2: healthscapes that are filled with ash and soot.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that your probably your dream would come
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  Speaker 1: to life and you'd be on one side of the fire,
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  Speaker 1: and most people would put like a blanket over themselves
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  Speaker 1: to kind of make it through. It's the only thing
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  Speaker 1: you'll have is an irmez coat or something like that,
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  Speaker 1: and you'll be like, kill me, don't burn the coat.
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  Speaker 2: That will be the one thing I grab on the
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  Speaker 2: way out.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like you wouldn't want to run through fire
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  Speaker 1: with that on. You'd ruin the coat. That seems like
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  Speaker 1: more of a nightmare than your actual nightmare.
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  Speaker 9: Realistically, thinking you're absolutely right, Roan to that point, I
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  Speaker 9: would say that if that coat caught fire, I would
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  Speaker 9: take it off and roll my naked body across it
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  Speaker 9: to put the fire out of the coat.
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  Speaker 1: You could, you could take a pinch, you could take
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a burn.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to wear those burns proudly.
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  Speaker 3: Realistically thinking apocalypse, terrorist attack, war, maybe a nuclear attack.
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  Speaker 3: You have one minute to get things out of your apartment.
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  Speaker 3: What are you taking.
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  Speaker 1: It's so tough for Francis.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's gonna be tough.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be significantly more tough for both of you
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  Speaker 3: guys than me why there's really only two things that
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  Speaker 3: I like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't have that much stuff I like either,
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  Speaker 1: i'd take like pictures.
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  Speaker 3: And like, true, I guess your apartment is very modern.
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  Speaker 3: You have to like, you're not gonna grab the shapes.
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  Speaker 3: You're not just going to be grabbing the fucking random
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  Speaker 3: sculptures that you have.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just the strange like books about home decord Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you fucking wants that shit. Make the fire go faster
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  Speaker 1: with that the door home decorps books. You might want
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  Speaker 1: to grab the seventy inch though, No, bro, the seventy
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  Speaker 1: inch fucking can go. I need to upgrade. Yeah, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to start the fucking fire just so I
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  Speaker 1: could like an insurance claim on my seventy inch, just
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  Speaker 1: so I can get the fucking eighty five.
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  Speaker 3: Not a bad idea, dude.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing that I would grab.
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  Speaker 3: What do you take a single thing?
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  Speaker 1: You clothes?
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  Speaker 2: What about your nice it all? If it's replaceable. I
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  Speaker 2: have no non replaceable items in my apartment.
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  Speaker 3: But like something that you really like for me right now,
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  Speaker 3: for me, right now, my orbits sweater that's number one,
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  Speaker 3: that's your top.
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  Speaker 2: I had a feeling that you wore it yesterday and today.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean we can run through this as many
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  Speaker 3: times as we want. This is just how I am like. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: people are gonna be like, you've worn that sweater multiple time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna wear it tomorrow too, just a heads up,
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  Speaker 3: and probably the next Thursday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When it's when you're hot, you're hot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Why why break it?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna stop wearing the sweater that I like.
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  Speaker 2: Don't fix it if it ain't why I break it?
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  Speaker 1: If it ain't fix yeah, right, I just stop eating.
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  Speaker 1: These gushers are so fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Good natural gushers right here, brother.
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  Speaker 1: Beggar, it really is natural gushers.
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  Speaker 2: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: I read something that if you have like a smoothie
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  Speaker 3: in the morning, then it will uh it makes so
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  Speaker 3: you don't have cravings for sugar later in the day.
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  Speaker 2: I had a gusher last the one she ruined my bed.
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  Speaker 3: Very funny, very funny.
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  Speaker 2: Talk about putting out fires.
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  Speaker 3: I think I would grab my PlayStation. I wouldn't grab
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  Speaker 3: my monitor because those are cheap and you can always
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  Speaker 3: replace those.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the PlayStation, Why the PlayStation isn't all your assuming.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to relocate that night, right, You're not
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  Speaker 3: gonna like what am I gonna do that night?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I'm still thinking of the day game stops probably
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  Speaker 2: not open, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like if it what if there's an attack
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  Speaker 3: in New York, but then all my friends live in Colorado,
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  Speaker 3: like they're gonna be gaming that night. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to have to miss out on the session.
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  Speaker 2: The Mountain time exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to miss out. So yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: probably would grab I'd grab my.
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  Speaker 1: I'm picturing you in a tinfoil blanket in the fucking shelter,
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  Speaker 1: just fucking playing some duos exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm definitely grabbing the PlayStation and I'm probably
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  Speaker 3: grabbing my fly rod.
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  Speaker 2: And your current sweater just sass in the fucking whatever.
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  Speaker 2: This the New Orleans Saints Dome after her.
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  Speaker 4: Kid?
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen my mom? Not now, bitch?
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  Speaker 3: How many items am I allowed to take?
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  Speaker 1: Well? I think that I think that the Roger counters
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  Speaker 1: a different category because that's to repopulate the earth, and
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  Speaker 1: that's sustenance. Yeah, that's not like you're saving in a
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  Speaker 1: family heirloom like a China said or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so I've got a narrow it down. Also, I'm
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  Speaker 3: at an advantage because my apartment is much smaller than
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: your guys, So I like all of my items are within.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: M I don't think your apartments that much smaller than
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: mine anymore. Apartment it's really good.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: It's modern, but it's I mean, I've seen you've done
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: like zoom episodes, and I've seen the background and like already.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever recorded an episode from my well,
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I know we have. No, I've probably done it for
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: my place up state.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Your kitchen island huge, Yeah, that's that might have been
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: what it was.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Kitchen islands huge, pretty good, good decentness.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Really good time.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even know why we're compared.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: So you think your apartment is smaller than mine, but
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: you have a kitchen island in my kitchen, if that's
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: what you would even call it your corner.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: No, don't get me wrong. Your apartments smaller, but it's
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: not much smaller. It's not a huge advantage smaller. In fact,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I probably have less stuff in my apartment than you do. Probably, yeah,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: because I have only lived there for You got.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: A little Puerto Rico in the middle of years.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I got a little Porto.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Rico in mine trash island.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Now, I actually don't have a lot of trash in
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: my apartment. Did a great clean this morning. That's why
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: I was late.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Actually, we got to get a guy who hides wires
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: into your apartment or dude. Some of the people that responded,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: are the jobs of the people that listen to our
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: podcasts are amazing? Yeah, we can any pretty much anything
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: we need help with. Well we'll pay, of course for
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: the services, but but we there's something for everyone out there.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I want to look at the comments.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I got to like, one comment said to do this,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: dude was heady was the secretary of Defense? I was like, damn,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: that's such a fucking crazy flex that the secretary.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Of the four up votes on that one too.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: So are they secretaries of defense of different countries or like,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: do we have a bunch of secretaries of defense that
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: listen to our podcast or is it former secretaries of defense?
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I was kind of stuck on.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: All right, I'll pick a couple.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: See.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: The problem is, like we said to up vote, if
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: you have the same job we have, like seventy five
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: people that commented accountant listen, please.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Follow the rules. We do not ask for much on
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: this show. We really do not ask for much on
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: this show.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: All Right, we got a welder.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Welder's cool. Welder's cool.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: We got an environmental engineer, that's cool. What is that?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: They probably pick up the like scrub down seals, like
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: oil slicked penguins.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Or they install wind turbines, or they solar panels. Could
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: be stuff like that.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Or they probably working in office.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: It could be Roan might be right. Maybe they do
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: water purification stuff. Who knows. It could be a number
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: of things.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Land man, landman, oil and gas in parentheses.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: That's cool. I had no idea that that was under
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the title of land man.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: A landman. That sounds like fucking uh. There will be blood.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I know, I know. There can be so many jobs
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: that fall under the category of land man.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Land man is a lot that's a more modern turn
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: than landlord.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a landman could definitely install some electric lindes.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: No, they like outdoor wires, I think, yeah, I think.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I bet that they put up power lines or some shit.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Dude, I got hit up by a guy who works
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: for a very prominent sports gambling company and he's a
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: line setter.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Really tell him to like make Derek Henry plus one
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: ten this week to score a touchdown, like just let
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: the boys eat for the family. I mean it's like
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: minus three hundred.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Of course, the one time it happened, would he wouldn't score,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: but I thought that was was.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Like minus two hundred.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Bro Joe Mixon is God.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Did you bet on him to score two touchdowns?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I did not, But I have my fantasy team.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's God. Your your best fantasy team in
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: the league. Brandon is.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Me and Brandon are going really head to head, and
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I think he's like he might beat me.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: He's incredible.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean he's got Gibbs and Montgomery.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I started strong and then all my players got injured
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: and I didn't know what to do.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: So we talked about this when you weren't here, and
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: it's very frustrating.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: No one tells me all of my fantasy football. What
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: do you mean me, I've never done it before. I
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: came in blind. He helped me for one week, and
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: then everyone went quiet because I started winning. Yeah, so
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: everyone gave up. I won all my first I was
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: number one in the league, and then trying because I
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: didn't know what to do.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: He had Roshie Rice side Stephan Diggs, Like we've all had.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Players Rice of times. I don't know why we're bringing
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: that up. I have fucking the best player in the
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: league who McCaffrey. McAffrey.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: He's not the best player.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: In the league. I have some other great players.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: You know, you really don't. You have Aaron Rodgers, who sucks.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: You have Justin Tucker who's washed neighbors neighbors, who has
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: the worst quarterback in the NFL throwing to him.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: But he was really dominant. Look, I won my first
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: like four or five matchups. No, yeah, I was number
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: one in the league. I know you didn't. Three and
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: oh four and oh maybe four and oh.
• 20:39
  Speaker 10: Three three verse five is a big difference. That was
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: four and oh It was him against Mook this week.
• 20:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah got by Yeah.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Buke beat me.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how to log into the app anymore.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: You switch phone now, you can't log in.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Kick me out.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: See this is what's frustrating. When you do the league
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: and you don't play, it ruins it for everyone else.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: You need to tell me what to do. I don't
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: have replaced players. I don't know how to fucking trade, dude.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: It's is literally built for people who are stupid, Like
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: fantasy football is meant for retarded people. What are for
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: people to sit in their basement and be like, I
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: actually probably could be a good GM because my fantasy
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: team is pretty solid. Like it's the it's the easiest interface.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I asked you guys to include me in this. I've
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: never played before, and I said, I'm not interested. I
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: don't do fantasy. I said, would you do it? And
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: you said yes?
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: And I said, but if you do it, you have
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: to do it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: That's not what happened. You're telling me is true. It's
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: just not true.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm so certain because I've because Roan did I
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: not say I said this.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: There's got if you said it, there's a record of it,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: because you would have said it on this podcast.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I know for a fact.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I said you have to do it, and you gave up.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: He gave up.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: All my players got injured. They have to get a
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: team died.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: You have to get new players. You cock the masks.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: They're all gone available, they're all gone.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: All the players are going all taken.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: You click the massive button. It's literally there's three buttons
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: like them.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: The way through the season and everyone's injured. There's no
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: one left Vans.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: What you got to do is you got to have
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: some guys cross the picket line, like in the replacements.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You need to get like
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: some FedEx drivers and guys who played in the NFL
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Europe to come populate your squad.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Dude, Dana and I shot with Justin Pugh last week
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: and he you know, former Giant, Yeah, former Cardinal uh
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I played for the forty nine ers. I think, no,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: you're right Cardinals. And he told me that, you know,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: he played last season and then retired, but that he's
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: been getting calls to play in the and now to
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: come in now week ten or whatever, come come back,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: b be our backup left tackle. He hasn't kept his
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: weight up, he hasn't lifted, he hasn't been keeping in
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: football shape.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: But that didn't stop Will Compton.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I said, how long would it take you to get
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: back into shape to step on the field and be
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: a meaningful left tackle. He's like, I don't know, a
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: week or two?
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but those guys they get picked up
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: and then they get cut like weekly.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: But he's saying, how he's saying that that once you're
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: a ten year player or whatever he was, you can
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: get back into football shape in a week.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I could see that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: It's pretty fucking cool that they can just they can
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: just get picked up for the playoffs, go out there
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: in the playoffs. Yeah, and then make game checks and
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: stuff and like be on the sideline for the playoffs
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: after goofing around for a lot of the season.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Probably don't have to play much.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: It was my impressional.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: He doesn't feel like, what if you win the Super Bowl?
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Like I remember that scene is a guy has the
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: purple heart on and they're like, where'd you get hit?
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: I remember that because like, do you remember that scene
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: in Bandon Brothers.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Came in at the very end of the war, the replacement,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: the replacements.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that looks like you didn't earn those fucking pins, right,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: you didn't earn those stripes, right?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: So a ring is a ring. They give them to
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: the fucking secretaries and the janitors they do.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: When I was at the Eagles game, like all the
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: salespeople are showing me their rings.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: That's so stupid.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I bought OJ's old ring on eBay.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: It's probably a good deal.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Try to pay for his legal fifty dollars as much
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: as you'd think a couple air mess cuts.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Did you actually No, it's gonna say it would be awesome.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Also, I don't think I've ever duped you.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the way you said it was very nonchalant.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I'm working on that.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: That was a first dupe.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Good dupe.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: That was a decent dupe.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I'll take it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: That wasn't bad. Pretty good, dude, that wasn't bad.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: One for Francis. You got a dupe whos you gotta
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: before the day is out, before the sun has set,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you will dupe Francis.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: He duped me, But you still are on my ship list.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: For the fantasy. Yes, you're gonna have to let that go.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to Nobody cares.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: All I want is like a competitive fantasy league. Then
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: you needed you create there a prod there like everyone's in.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: You would have needed everyone to pony up.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: But everyone else and everyone else has been playing competitively
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: except you think they are. Everyone's dude is noting. No,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Moke even is just has a bad roster.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Moos Mook's terrible. He's had a worse record than Frank.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: He's terrible, but he's not like forgetting to start a defense.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Am I beating Moke when I don't even know what
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: I'm doing?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: It was close, though, it was close without and you
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: weren't starting certain players, like half your team was not
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: participating in the league. How close was it? No, it
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: was It wasn't close. He lost my thirty when you
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: started Dak Prescott who's been out for and you started
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Molik Neighbors. So without those two players, you know, if
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: you started Jayden Reid and Isaiah likely you might have won.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: See I don't know when and Isaiah likely just sitting
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: on your That's why the league. For everyone else, I
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: need to protect them for the playoffs.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Like and read scores every single week and sitting on
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: your bench.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: He it needs. He's got attitude problems.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: It's a disciplinary thing.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: It's that we are having some inter team. It's a
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: team matter.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: It ruins that. It ruins it.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: You know what I could do with Jayden Reid.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I don't feel back in the championship.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: If I am what I am, what we thought would
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: happen happened.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: No, we didn't think this would happen because we have
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: how many people are in the league ten ten.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Dude. If you had said everybody paid twenty bucks winner
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: take all, I would be all over this shit. I'd
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: be reading books on it. Speaking of I get twenty
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: dms a week from people being like, listen, man, I'm
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: a huge fantasy guy. Can I just do your roster
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: for you? First of all, are these people able to
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: see our teams?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: No?
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: How would they be able to see our team?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know where I'm getting these
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: dms from because I haven't talked about it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Because I talked about it for forty five minutes when
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: you weren't here.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Colly heavy, hilarious. People could just watch our league, but
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: they're tuning in on Sunday.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I'm happy, you know. I'm happy to have someone do
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: it for me. I don't know what I'm doing. I
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: don't know how to do it.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Me and Tyler had a great trade the other day.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: You made a trade. Oh yeah, who was it?
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: We did Remandre and Travis Kelce for Terry McLaurin and
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Bucky Irving.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to trade with you for fucking months.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: But that's a good trade. And to be honest, like
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: it didn't really do anything for either of us. They
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: all suck.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: He pleased you.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Remandre is probably the best out of that entire bond.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Remondre and Travis Kelsey.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I had to check Tyler's thing to make sure that
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey didn't do well. He had two point six
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: points this week.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Are you playing? Are you starting in? Tyler?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: And who'd you give up?
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I gave up Travis Kelsey, McLaurin and Bucky Irving.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: McLaurin good, tell Hi and mclauren, Laura.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: And I still have faith in Yeah, it could be
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: a good time. And I have such a stacked like
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Remandre is good, but I have such a stacked running
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: back team that I don't really need them.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: You have a stack running back team. I have a
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: depth to the depth is.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I'll extend it all of rich. I have a confession.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I love that sweater?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I know, dude, I try. I spent maybe an hour
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: and a half yester day trying to find more sweaters
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: like this. They don't.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I think that this is our era of calling out
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: to people in our audience to help us. So if
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: someone can help, sask get some like sweet gear like that.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Would you how much would you drop on like more
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: of that sweater? Sixty bucks a pop?
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: And I need seven of these sweaters.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: He bought it for eighty. I think he'd pay at
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: least one hundred.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Would you pay one hundred for more of them?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Easily?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah? So if you get so, you pay seven hundred
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: dollars for seven more of them.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Just to be clear, that is an embroidered sweater. Those
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: fish are not screen printed on there, so we're looking
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: for embroidery. We like the cable knit, kind of hybrid cable,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: nice heavy textured, warm but breathe a bowl.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: But there's a hemline at the like around the nipple line,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: which that's a very strategic move because it goes from
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: a fabric at the bottom that would grip the titty
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: to a fabric at the top that would conceal the
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: titty exactly. It's a brilliantly exact shirt.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Are you wearing two T shirts?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Onder?
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: Now?
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: This is one shirt?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Oh it's one tex shired Okay, a little textured.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Come on now, good for you man.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I mean I've been just going on walks just to
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: show off the sweater.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: That's how I went that's what I'm doing. That's why
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I go walk farther for lunch every day.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: You guys keep on running into each other around the block,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: just going in a circle around the block, bumping into
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: It is a nice sweater. I'm very pumped on it.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Get this man some more sweater.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: So I got anther sweater last night. But it's white.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: What's that four church?
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know a deer on it. Okay, that's pretty sumbroidered, embroidered, embroidered, embroidered.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Today new meds are fucking killing it.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Did you guys see the dude from Friends who shaved
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: his head Joey matt LeBlanc? Was that who it was?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I think he has mental issues?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Full house john Yeah, Johnson, no mental issues.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: He's just a classic guy. Did you see it?
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  Speaker 3: a bald cap.
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  Speaker 2: What's what's happen? What are we talking about this for?
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  Speaker 3: Because he like shaved his friend's head because.
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  Speaker 2: that's crazy. Agree because I remember there were girls growing
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  Speaker 2: up in my school, not my school, but like adjacent
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  Speaker 2: schools who a friend of theirs would get cancer and
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  Speaker 2: then the girls would shave their heads in solidarity. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: buzz cut, I.
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  Speaker 3: Just has He just has like an obvious bald cap on.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, that is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like coneheads almost, it does, like you could see.
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  Speaker 1: The proof of where his hair is underneath.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Is the backlash because he didn't shave it himself. Yeah, okay, so.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: But he's like pretending that he shaved it. Yeah, it's yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Dave Cool is the other one.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: That's one of those things where I think, if you're
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: famous long enough, you commit a mistake like this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
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  Speaker 2: You you just do something you miss and everyone jumps
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  Speaker 2: on your fucking back for it. I mean, that's a
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  Speaker 1: But he can't afford to lose his hair. No, his
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: hair is his calling car. He's like sixty. Yeah, but
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: he shaves his head.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: That hair is going to grow back ten years from now.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Weirdly, his heart's in the right place right However, My
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: guess is that John Stamos did not grow up with
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: any girls from adjacent schools who shaved their heads. He
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: didn't know that that was what you do.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: No, he definitely did, or else he wouldn't have had
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: the bald cap on. I think he's I think he
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: tried to pull a fast one. And do you think
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: people would notice that it was a ball can?
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: No way, no way, not that John SteamOS.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I know, because there's always tomorrow for John Stamos, They're
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: not gonna be like, where'd the hair come from?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I think I think he thought.
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  Speaker 2: Well, just to back that up really quick, I was
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  Speaker 2: I walked through the village. I was wearing a suit
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  Speaker 2: and everybody was out and everyone was giving me shit
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  Speaker 2: for it. Really, It's like we're in New York City.
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  Speaker 3: What were they saying?
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  Speaker 1: going by, like around your apartment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah what, bro, it's all just like packs of bros.
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  Speaker 2: So what I was close to your apartment when I
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  Speaker 2: ate the sweater f slur.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they called me an f slur. They called me
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: a sweater f slur.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get that. I didn't get that because the
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  Speaker 2: guys that were clowning me were gay. Oh no, you
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  Speaker 2: one did. They they didn't like. I don't think they like.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they were clown Can see that picture
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: of the suit.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I have one. Well, I actually
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I wore it on Fox News once, so I'll pulled
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: that up back before they uh, before they canceled me.
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  Speaker 1: But you could probably get back on now.
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  Speaker 2: And the shows murder dude so really quick. So I
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: ordered my pie and I was waiting for uh. I
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: was waiting for the pie because you had to order
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: a full pie. John's bleaker. You can't get slices. Oh man, Okay,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I did. Yeah, two things happen, No, not really, because
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: it was it was late. It was the I got
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: there five minutes before they closed the kitchen and they weren't.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: No one was being seated inside anymore. What time, God,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, probably twelve, yeah, But there there was
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: a guy out front, who, you know, some salty veteran
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: employee of this wonderful pizza establishment, taking orders on an iPad,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: and I ordered my pie and the guy to mine
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: right was looking at the famous celebrities in the window
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: and he saw a picture of Dana White, and he goes, oh,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: there's Dana. And then the guy goes, yeah, he was
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: in here earlier today actually, because it was the night
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: of the John Jones fight. Oh yeah, at Madison Square Garden.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: And he goes, he left a two thousand dollars tip,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: biggest tip I've ever seen.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Damn. So you figure, I know you love Math dollar balls.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: I do love Math.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: The pizzas there are twenty three dollars. Maybe Dana White
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: came in with like a couple of friends.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Or the New Boys with them.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Yep, he probably busting with the boys boys, let's.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Say, just for the sake of Math talking roughly two
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: hundred fifty bucks with tax, A couple of drinks three
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: hundred bucks two thousand dollars tip.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be four hundred dollars at MAC Now he
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: couldn't have even He probably spent three hundred dollars.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: And then I think spending. I think he probably spent
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: like one hundred and fifty.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Bucks six tip. It's incredible.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Money is a billionaire.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I think he is.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Is he?
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: I think so it's got to be close. If he's not,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: he probably I think he is.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Now the power slaps taking off.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, power the biggest sport in the world.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Now, the power slap is so huge, he's probably going
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: from M to a B.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: You know, power Slap is bigger than NBA, NFL, NFL
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: combined soccer.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: You're a league soccer.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: You're not duping me with that.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: This is what This is what Dana White said.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be duped. I won't be duped.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: No, Dana White tried to sell.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Don't when I smelled that dupe from a mile away.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Really know what Dana White said.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: That said that that slap, power slap, whatever the fuck
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: it's called, slap league is bigger than all professional sports combined.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: You can't dupe a duper based on I think he's
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: based it on like social media shares or.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Dude, and then like people like looked at their Twitter
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: and they have like forty thousand followers.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Trying to make the duper the dupee. It won't happen.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: You can't name any of the people the sport, no,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: because there aren't stars.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: This girl came up as I was waiting for my pie,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: and she tried to barter with the guy. She was like,
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: can we get a slice? And he goes, we don't
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: sell slices, we sell whole pies. And she goes, that's
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: the most ridiculous thing.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: I've ever heard, kind of agree no, and.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: He goes, We'll make everything from scratch. It's the way
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: it is, and it is the way it is. They
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: make the best pizza in the city of New York.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that by general consensus. I think
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: most a lot of people would argue that John zap
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Bleaker has the best pizza. Da've given nine point three.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Bro, that doesn't do anything for me.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: What.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: With your contract, the negotiations coming up to what's your best?
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Me and Dave don't like the same kind of pizza, okayway.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Joe's.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: I don't like any of those.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: I like.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I like the place that's on the corner of where
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: I used to love Cali. I believe it's called Dollar
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: fifty Slice. That place has a mean slice of pizza.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I used to go in there, two slices. Don't eat
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: him up, don't hat him up, and they go don't
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: eat him up, and I go, do not heat him up.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I want them room Town.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: That is better at dollar fifty, because dollar fifty so dowey.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: It'll scald your rooftop, your mouth, and all the cheese
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: will come off in one fell swoop if you get
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: that heat it up even a little.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Especially I used to go there hammered. You're trying to
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: get that food into your body as fast as you
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: possibly can.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Don't heat him up. As a veteran move that I've
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: never even considered, don't up.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Take me, don't touch it.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Those were the glory days.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Can I come back and get it myself.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: You don't need Klana pin. You just need two slices
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: of fucking.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Medium temperature exactly.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Have an exact change for that too. You're fucking the
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: richest man in New York. It's so good, it's a
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: perfect economic exchange. So she's given them shit, saying that
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: it's ridiculous, and I think you think that they should
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: have to sew.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: No, I think it's ridiculous, but I do also agree
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: with what you said. That's the way it is. So
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: that's the way it is.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It's old.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: If that's the way it is, that's the way it is.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to go in there and say change
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: your entire formula.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Correct. And then she looked at me and she goes,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: did you get a whole pizza? And I said, yeah,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for my pizza, and she goes, can we
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: can I buy a few slices off of you? And
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: now I'm having the argument with a random drunk girl
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: that I have whenever I go on a date with
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: a woman who wants to share shit. Yeah, which is
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: my pizza that I ordered? Is my serving size? And
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: if I give you slices, I will feel that I
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: have not eaten the amount I wanted to eat.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know any medium pie or large.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: They do two sizes. They do six slices and eight slices,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: and I went with six slices.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, six slices. You can't spare us.
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: No, you're a huge slices so big that later I
• 44:05
  Speaker 9: tried to give him to a homeless guy because I
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: couldn't finished it.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: He wouldn't take it. Dude, that's so much pizza.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: They were big.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: It was pretty big, you know.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: But I mean, how many slices did you want?
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Probably look at the What matters is
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: that at that moment, I was not aware of the
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: size or how I thought I needed. I wasn't ready
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: to give up any slices at that moment. And she goes,
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: She goes, you're not gonna let me buy a couple
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: of slices off of you? And I said no, and
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: she goes, why not? And I was like, because this
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: is my pizza. And then she goes, but I don't
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: want to whole pizza. And I was like, well, you know,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: do you want me to give you some money? I
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: was like, I can help you. I can subsidize your
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: own piet of money.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: You'll buy this lady a pie for just being a
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: fucking needy woman.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: She was complaining about how it's just way too much,
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: and uh, she kept talking to me. It was just
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: being really, really fucking annoying. And I was just kind
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: of like minding my own business. And she was like,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: do you live here? And I was like yeah, and
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: then she goes, what do you do? And I was like,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know, not much because I didn't want to
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: tell her. And then someone came up and recognized me
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: and was like, hey, man, I just want to say
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I love your work. She was like, wait, why, and
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: then she started like nagging me and giving me shit,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: and she was like, you're because I was like, he
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: probably knows me from the fact that I'm a comedian.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: And then she goes, do you know Andrew Schultz? And
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I was like yeah. She's like I know him. I
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: don't know why I'm telling this story, but it kept
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: going like this and she talking about and I just
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: had to stand there waiting for my pizza.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I think you made two mistakes. And here's what I
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: think the mistakes are. Your first mistake was being approachable
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: at all. Do you have a lightness to your energy
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: that welcomes people in You're probably your body language was
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: probably open up. It's the well, if the well, if
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: no sash is out there, he's fucking closed off. No
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: one's going up to you and talking, you're shut down.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: You're either on your phone or you're fucking facing a
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: wall or something.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Headphones in headphones, that's a good idea, and you need
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: the earbud headphone. You need the wired headphones.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: And then so people know and then you like, even
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: if nothing's playing, you'll be like what.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what And then if and then if it gets
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: really annoying, you take the call yeah, somebody, these are
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: good tech. Or you give it.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: You give them a minute and be like I'm sorry,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: call yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: And then like those drunk girls, like their attention span
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: is so short, Like the second that you're like I
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: want to call, they'll they'll find someone else to annoy.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: And that brings you to your second mistake. Your second
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: mistake was you didn't have to tell her the truth
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: at all. You could be like, I'm taking this pie
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: home to someone else. I'm sharing this.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Was the reason I told her that the truth was
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: because they did want it to fuck. No, No, I
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: didn't want a little a.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Little tiny part of you wanted to fuck.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I was about to eat an entire fucking pizza.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I did not want to fuck.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, A teeny tiny part of you wanted to.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Know there's nothing wrong with that. No, I didn't want
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: to normal. I didn't want.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: To back and forth argument and he's got the fucking.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Wasn't an argument. I was shooing her and she wouldn't
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: let it be.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I think she liked you, did she?
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah? She DM me later.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: She did, especially when she found out that you were
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: a celeb exactly.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: But but it is a brutal technique to make someone.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: And it's brutal that people that the gays were making
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: fun of your suits.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Everybody was on my case.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: He's getting nasty people, not just the city, the people.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Dude, I speaking of the city, gett nasty.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I was biking.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: This is I'm kind of in the wrong here, but
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: I'm not fully in the wrong. I was biking and
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: when I go up sixteenth Street when I'm going to
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: the stand, and then I cut through Union Square and
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: I bike directly through the park, which I know you're
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: not supposed to do. But I go really slow. I know,
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: I know, like a little bit against the rules. I'm aware,
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: but I go. I go, yeah, but I go really slow,
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: and I make sure I give people like a ton
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: of rooms.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Why don't you just go around? They have that bike
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: lane that wraps around.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: It's so much easier. Just goes straight through, and.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: He's saving one block.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: It's one block, yeah, but it's still easy, and.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: One block down a whole avenue and then another block over.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Well they close it at like eleven, So if it's
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: past eleven, I do go around. But I went straight through,
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, I give people plenty of distance. And
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: then as I'm passing by a group of a group
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: of teens, I'm passing by and one of them goes
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: like that and I bucked at you.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: I didn't fall, but I lost control for a second
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: and then I caught myself and.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I just didn't scared the seventh that.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: I didn't say anything. I just kept biking.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Bucking at Yeah, the whole group. Did they see it?
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they absolutely saw it. He did it like he
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: was literally like.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if he was the last guy in line.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Oh no, they were.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: They were standing like at a bench in unions in
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: like the center of Union Square Park.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Here was you were? You were close enough that he
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: could buck at you? Though, Yeah, so you weren't, you know,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I really wasn't. But it was like he was like
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: his back was like, how big of a.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Buck was It was a big buck?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Like if it can you show it.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Was a false start. It was a false across the
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: line of.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Scrim exactly like he came like he moved to do it.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: It was so embarrassing, and I thought about saying something,
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: but then I was like, I don't feel like.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Going to say.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Do you wait before you answered that? Do you think
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: that if you said something insane to make them really angry,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: you could have got your bike going fast enough to
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: get away.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, you're on an e biked. One pump on that thing.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gone, dude.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I still just don't know, though, I don't know.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Teens. I mean it depends were the athletes or they
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: baggy jean boys.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: It was like a mixed group of teens.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: So some of them might have been fast black ones saying,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I actually.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Don't know if there were many black men there.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: So there mostly whites, so mostly white men. But I
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: mean with the white cornerbacks these days, Cooper Dejean true exactly,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: like you really never know if fast anymore.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Drake may hit twenty miles per hour rushing touchdown.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Francis is fast Francis always went foot.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Not twenty miles per hour, run twenty miles an hour. Yeah,
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: I mean you have.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: If I were racing after you for calling me the
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: N word on a bike, I.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Never would have called them.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Now that's exactly what you were.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: You're like wabbling and pedal off and screened.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Then that's exactly what you were going to call them.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna I was gonna say like fuck you
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: or something like that.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Real nice guys.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. That's why I didn't say anything,
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: because there's like.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: No, he didn't say you didn't. They were all white.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: You call him a pedophile, that's not a bad one. Pedophile,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: say that they're on the pedophile watch list.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you fucking pedophile.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I dude was saying that to an auditor that I
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: followed recently, and it was fucking getting under the guy's skin. Yeah,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: it's like you're probably just filming everyone because you're a
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: registered sex offender pedophile. Oh that stakes that good, because
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: you all you can do is be like, no, I'm
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: not a registered sex offender pedophile. And then by the
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: time you're saying that you sent them to the gallows.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: You lost what is the thing that you would have
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: what what do you think is the single most biting
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: thing that you could have said to a group of
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: what teams to get them to chase after you want
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: a bike? Is there anything you could have done?
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: There's nothing there there, There isn't anything, Dude, You lose
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: the second there's literally nothing you can do against the teams.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Get something that? Does that generation get upset when you
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: insult their mother? No, they don't know what do they
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: get upset about anything? What's their sticking point?
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe a misgendering?
• 52:24
  Speaker 11: I think you think you go kind of anti woke
• 52:27
  Speaker 11: on them, Dude, there's literally not If you run into
• 52:29
  Speaker 11: a pack of teens and they're clowning on you, there's
• 52:32
  Speaker 11: nothing you can say that will be like we I
• 52:34
  Speaker 11: want and.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: That scene isn't anywhere, and that's just that's not just
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: No, that's anywhere. What are you going to say, Like,
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go over to these group
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: of teens and be like, well, actually I actually am
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I'm more successful than you got? Like what am I
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: gonna say?
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I think if you called the them the f slur,
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: they would have been pissed I.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Think they would have been like, oh that, Oh you're
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: a big tough guy, like dude, there's.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Nothing you can say.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: They just come back at you ten times harder.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: I call a white That's the point, though, You want
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: them to chase after you.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: If I said if I called him the f slur,
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: he would then call me the M word, and then
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, I'm just gonna distance myself from this.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Someone definitely has a video camera.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Like, dude, group of teens versus you, You're fucked. I
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: have a bit about this that I do when I
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: do the patio at the stand, the outside area.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: You know I might do. I have an idea.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Have I told you about this? This happened to me.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm gonna do it because the patio shows are
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: over and people won't remember by the time the next
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: patio shows happened. But when I'd say the joke, every
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: time I do the patio, the patio of the stand,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: it's outside of the stand, and it's it's literally just
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: right on the sidewalk of sixteenth Street. And the way
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: it used to be set up was you'd be sitting
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: there with the microphone and then the crowd would be
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: like ten feet back, so people would just walk through
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: the entire time. They just walk right in front of
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: you as you're doing your set. And I was doing
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: a set. I was doing fine. This was probably two
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: or three years ago. And a group of teens start
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: approaching and I see them approaching and I'm like, doing
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: a joke. I think a joke didn't really work that well.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: And then they all pass and then one of them
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: stays literally like three feet in front of me, turns,
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: looks at me and goes ha ha ha.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: And that was it.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: There's nothing I could do, nothing, you can do.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: What you have to do is like, uh, it was.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: This was a move we did growing up. You make
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: your eyes Chinese hit them. Yeah, yeah, that's.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Not a bad one.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: That's to do.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Just use our generation's political incorrectness. I think that is
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: what you have to try.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: You make your eyes Chinese at them and be like.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: But I think you guys are I think you guys
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: are I think you guys are miss you guys are
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: having like there's a little bit of a divide here
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: with the generations.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: You're like, I think years younger than us. No, I'm
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: younger than you.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: But I think you're thinking of the teens now as
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: like the woke, like that's my generation.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, they dewoke ify like my generation now they watch.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Kill Tony and they're like, my generation is the one
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: that like if I said the F slow, they'd be like, dude,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: what the fuck?
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Like not not everybody, but that's like where that comes from.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: It's people my age, the people, the younger kids they're
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: calling black dudes the EM word on Instagram like constant,
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: like they don't give a ship. Like the high schoolers
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: now are are like the devil.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I don't like that.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: It's not I think that at least I think I
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: think I'm pretty sure that's pretty I think that's.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Because that's your generation.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: And they're like, yeah, like these guys are fucking pussies.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Like they're seeing how you guys they're like hard times
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: make week men, Yeah exactly or whatever. Yeah whatever the
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: adage is. Yeah, and it's true, like the Devil's out, yeah,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: and they have no leader now they're leader is that
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: kid that like does uh he does videos around New York,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: little curly hair, blonde kid skateboards.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: You know, I know exactly what you're talking about.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And he's there, he's actually the leader. Yeah, and
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: he'll like go and like snatch a hot dog out
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: of like an a.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: Ete.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Kids are misbehaving more now than ever.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Can you beat a kid up for doing something like that?
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: No, you cannot.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: In New York you can.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: You can anymore.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Bro If a kid took a hot dog from me,
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: I'm caving his face, And.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Then a bunch of people from your generation would be
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: like whoa, whoa, whoa, leave the kid alone exactly, God damn,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: and kid from our generation would stand over the carcas
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: and do Chinese. Yeah.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Did you ever see that movie Hostile?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Hostile? It sounds like I have.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: The premise was you people would get abducted in Eastern
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Europe and then sent to these torture chambers where wealthy
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: brokers would bid to get a victim, and then they
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: could go in there and there'd be all these tools
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: and things that they could use torture them.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Sounds like the Purge.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Sounds sweet.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: It's just one on one though, I think by and large.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've seen that.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: So you get to dice and slice someone up and
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: fuck them up, you see.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: I don't have any interest in that.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: It's a grotesque concept. But I always thought, well, I
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: didn't always think. I was just thinking that it would
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: be something I would pay for if it were those
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: kinds of.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Teens to beat, to kill and beat people.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: If it were those bad teens, I would pay for
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: a room in some subterranean tunnel in fucking Latvia.
• 57:28
  Speaker 9: What like just throw fists or like you want to
• 57:30
  Speaker 9: know they're like them, they're charged, they chained to a chair,
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: and I get to go through like Plyers Lows or home.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: I don't have any interest in that.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I think that you need to hit up your boy
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: with First, you need to stop buying hermes and you
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: just start saving your money because this is going to
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: be costly. That is the second. Second. You need to
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: hit up your boy who has three billion dollars and
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: ask him how do you get into those parties?
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: See I don't agree with that either, because there's always
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: something you hear, like you're like all these rich people
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: like the dinny parties and stuff like that. These rich
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: people like they they have like the Democrats, they're like
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: the top of the Democrats have like people like chained
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: in their basement that they like torture. I don't really
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: get I don't think that's true.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: You didn't see Simon Cowell was the last one to
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: get out it. He was at like a human ritual
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: sacrifice party. There's footage of it.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: But so, what is it like you get really rich
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden you're like, the only
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: thing I want to do now is just like torture people.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: They literally, they literally tapped Jack mac when he hit
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: a million followers on TikTok and they're like, welcome, welcome, brother.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: That's what that was what the Kamala thing, the whole
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Kamala interview was about. That was his Yeah, first time
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: getting tapped. But he said that he wasn't with the
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: ritual humiliation. He said that he wasn't gonna wear the dress.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: I guess like Armie Hammer did that. You see Army
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Hammer has a podcast now that's crazy with his mom.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: It's chalked. The medium is chalked.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: I watched the Army Hammer documentary. It wasn't very interesting.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: It was kind of just like going back into like
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: his family tree and being like and his dad was
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: actually a serial killer, and so was his grant.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I really don't like documentaries unless something happens while they're
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: filming them.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Ah yeah, dude, the Murder the Murdot documentary like ruined
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: all the other documentaries for me because that one was
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: so good.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Or like Robert Durst the Jinx that.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: HBO.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: You are going to love that because that's the first
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: one happens during it and then they have to make
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: another part right, and there's like a material change in
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: what's happening with the documentary because in other other otherwise
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: it's just so people telling stories with like a photograph
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: getting slowly zoomed in that it is not people.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: That was what the That's what happened with the Russian
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: doping one as well. But I didn't like that one
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: as much, even though everyone else.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Loved it, because of the Russians.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: It's just I don't know, it wasn't that interesting. I
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: didn't find.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not right, that's not fucking right. I wonder
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: how many Russians listened to our pod. I wonder if
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: for a big over mother Rush.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Probably not.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: What do you think the Russians think about their leader Putin? Yeah?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know that they believe in him, they love him.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: His approval ratings like in the nineties every fucking year.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think that there's anybody like social activists?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: There are, but they get killed.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: But so what about like celebrity social activists. I mean,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I know, like Pussy Riot was a decade ago.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: They get they get poisoned with you know, very slow
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: acting nerve agents.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw a Russian battle rapper going against It's
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: an old clip. This guy Oxymuron was like making fun
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: of this dude for being an American Muslim or something.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: He's like, you wear a flag that like kills your
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: own people or whatever, and I mean you kind of
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: say the same thing about Russians and stuff like that.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but they probably have a strong opinion
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: of us, and they're probably proagandaized to think that we're
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: all like fat when we're actually like pretty fast they are,
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  Speaker 1: and like we have sweaters and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever negative shit we think about Russia, they think the
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  Speaker 2: inverse of that about us or whatever. They're looking through
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  Speaker 2: their own looking glass at us and saying, fuck those people.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I just learned about? Though? At
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: some point in the Ukraine War, I think it was
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  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty two, Elon Musk donated all the Starlink
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  Speaker 2: satellites so that the Ukrainians could have Internet access and
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  Speaker 2: communicate with each other, because on the eve of Russia
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  Speaker 2: attacking Ukraine, they launched a gigantic malware attack on the
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  Speaker 2: Internet systems of Ukraine. I'm scuttling their entire communication process.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just picturing a Ukrainian dude like clicking his blackout
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  Speaker 1: blinds trying to open it up. The morning of that.
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  Speaker 1: He was probably steamed.
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  Speaker 2: He probably was unless he had him done by Joe.
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  Speaker 1: It would pace the battery and.
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  Speaker 2: He was on the analog and he's like, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: back to sleep, it's still dark.
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  Speaker 1: So that on the eve.
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  Speaker 2: Of so so Musk donated all these They donated eighty
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  Speaker 2: million dollars worth of Starlink satellites and provided the tellesimuications.
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  Speaker 3: Huh, what it's that one satellite.
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  Speaker 2: It's so it's a lot more than you'd think. They
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  Speaker 2: can carry them in backpacks.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, it's not the satellite, it's like received.
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  Speaker 2: I think there's receivers on the ground, But then then
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  Speaker 2: they have the satellites up in orbit. I see, So
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  Speaker 2: then all was whatever he was on board with this, right,
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  Speaker 2: Musk was, and then he's communicating with like the Zelenski
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  Speaker 2: and their secretary of war, and he learns that that
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  Speaker 2: the Ukrainians are sending a number of submarines into the Crimea,
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  Speaker 2: Crimean peninsula, like the waters around Crimea, to blow up
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  Speaker 2: the name fleet of Russia. And musk knew that that
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  Speaker 2: was a red line for Russia and that if that happened,
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  Speaker 2: it would be their pearl harbor and they would respond
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  Speaker 2: with a nuclear attack and went in. When these six
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  Speaker 2: or seven submarines got within one hundred kilometers of the
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  Speaker 2: naval fleet in Russia, he turned off the Internet from
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  Speaker 2: these starlink receivers. And they were like, what the fuck happened?
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, I'm not I'm not letting that happen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not letting the world get closer to nuclear war
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  Speaker 2: because of technology that I donated you for defense. And
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  Speaker 2: to think that he single handedly had the power to
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  Speaker 2: avert that potential nuclear crisis is insane, isn't that imagine?
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  Speaker 1: Yea an incredible story.
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  Speaker 2: And they read and then they called him and they
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  Speaker 2: texted him that the secretary of war texted him it
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  Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck our ship's gone down? What's
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  Speaker 2: going on? And he was like, yeah, this is not
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  Speaker 2: what this was intended for. I'm happy to support you
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  Speaker 2: guys in defending your country, but if you're launching missions
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  Speaker 2: to launch offensive attacks that could result in nuclear backlash,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not on board with that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just picturing the Ukrainian dude in the fucking Hunt
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  Speaker 1: for Red October trying to fucking press his h like
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  Speaker 1: automatic blind for a submarine to go up.
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  Speaker 9: The periscope periscope and then and then they respond and
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  Speaker 9: they were like, we get it.
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  Speaker 2: Your your only interest is in preserving humanity.
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  Speaker 1: So they're like, you're linked to America and that's where
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  Speaker 1: all of our money comes from. We're not going to
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  Speaker 1: go against you.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty crazy that he even is like allowed to
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  Speaker 3: have that power.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he was not happy about it. He was like,
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  Speaker 2: this is not what I did this for. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't He goes, I don't want to be My technology
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  Speaker 2: is not meant to be a trump cart in international Yah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Albert Einstein creating an Adam Baum or
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  Speaker 1: a technology that creates.
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  Speaker 2: An Have you heard the theory about uh aliens about
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  Speaker 2: how they are like this protective force who whenever there
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  Speaker 2: have been the world that's come very close to nuclear war.
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  Speaker 2: Something has happened in the last moment that I haven't
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  Speaker 2: heard this weird malfunctions of technology, or that.
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  Speaker 1: They central like alien encounters, or like where they're spotted.
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  Speaker 1: Is almost always centralized over where nukes are, whether it
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  Speaker 1: be in like Montana or like fucking off of Florida,
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  Speaker 1: there's always that's always wherever all the concentrations of sightings are.
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  Speaker 1: Because the theory is that they're attracted to it or
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  Speaker 1: they're curious about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you know, I'm sure it's a are
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  Speaker 2: fetched kind of hopeful theory, but that they only intervene
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  Speaker 2: in human life when we are at risk of destroying
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  Speaker 2: ourselves on a on a global scale, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: And they're not worried about the Japanese.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe they like, yeah, they were not paying attention
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  Speaker 2: until then or whatever. I mean, it's obviously who knows,
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  Speaker 2: but I like that theory.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting. Where did you hear about that?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I've heard about it. I've heard about it for quite
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  Speaker 1: some time.
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  Speaker 2: There was common theory.
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard of that.
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  Speaker 1: And there's also I mean the most recent uh, like
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  Speaker 1: whatever the there was like a testimony to like fucking
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  Speaker 1: the house or something like that. Did you see that that?
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  Speaker 1: And it was basically the same theory. But I've heard
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  Speaker 1: it from people who are like soldiers who work in
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  Speaker 1: the Navy, who have like, uh, worked on these bases
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, yeah, you see your stuff all
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  Speaker 1: the time.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting.
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  Speaker 2: It's always people in the air Force flying jets. People
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  Speaker 2: that you know, our military who have Air force, who
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: have the interactions with with the UFOs and shit like that.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you believe, bro, I believe.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I definitely believe in aliens.
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  Speaker 2: Well in a weird way. I mean it's almost it's
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: almost a complimentary theory because a lot of people say
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: that Elon Musk is an alien and that see what
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: you did?
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  Speaker 1: Well he's from South Africa.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean obviously.
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  Speaker 2: If he has the ability to avert nuclear war, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's cool. It kind of fits.
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  Speaker 3: That is super interesting.
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  Speaker 1: What a dumb bastard that Musk is? All right, what
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: has he done for us? Are you cutting us off again?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: All right? Harry says, We're done, hair Ball.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: I have to run. If anyone out there works in sweaters,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: we are looking for more embroidered trout Lake Bass sweaters
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: for our boy hair Ball.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: What do you guys want to do for next week?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: Because we have, all right, our episode, a regular episode
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: will come out on Tuesday, but then Thursday is Thanksgiving.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: We put something out for the people on Thanksgiving or
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: put something out like Friday.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think we put it out on Thanksgiving and
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  Speaker 2: people can save it for when they have to.
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  Speaker 1: America is traveling on Thanksgiving. Oh, Francis, let's have a
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: drink when we record our Thanksgiving episode? All right, Well
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: will that sweet Thursday?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be this Thursday.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's have a drink on Thursday. Oh no, what
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: the fuck? I have to go to fucking Louisiana on.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Thursday before pop Punk.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: All right, so it'll be tomorrow.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: So we either do it tomorrow or I could maybe
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: do it Thursday morning.
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  Speaker 3: And then I don't want to have it. We'll just
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: have a drink on Thursday morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm committed to this, bro. Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 3: I'll wear my best sweater just because you quit wear
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: your guys best sweater for the Thanksgiving episode. Oh man, Okay,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: I'll do it all right, all right, we'll see you
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: guys next week. I hope you enjoyed the episode.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: All right, goodbye goodbye?
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  Speaker 13: Still still undo around.
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  Speaker 12: So I looked out to you game a rise. I
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  Speaker 12: was only falling one way. I was only falling one way, Jay.
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  Speaker 13: Chin fool.
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  Speaker 12: For?
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  Speaker 4: Was that.
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  Speaker 8: So?
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  Speaker 12: So then you leave something? No, I'm coming. I was
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  Speaker 12: on a phone in mom, I was only a phone
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  Speaker 12: in w I was on your phone in one way.
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  Speaker 13: I was on your phone in the stream.
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  Speaker 12: Don't cantat.
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  Speaker 13: I was falling one way, says just a just a
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