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DLHS Hour 2 | One Voyage Jeopardy with Jamal Kingsley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: The countdown is on for One Voyage 2026, hosted by
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  Speaker 2: the one and only Ricky Smiley. We've got six days,
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  Speaker 2: secure your cabin and special price. Or you can log
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  Speaker 1: I will say this. You cannot be shocked.
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  Speaker 2: That one of the things that's consistent are fairly consistent
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  Speaker 2: with these, you know, right now is the Cornell seven.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe the pen member, all the white boys in pen
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  Speaker 2: were dealing drugs. They got a drug ring there. We
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  Speaker 2: had a kid in Stanford that raped somebody and the
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  Speaker 2: judge doesn't want to be leaning on him. And now
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  Speaker 2: somebody and somebody raped somebody in Chicago. The judge didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to be. Because they want to ruin those careers.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what happens? Those dudes have good careers.
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  Speaker 2: They come and they are governors. They are attorney generals.
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  Speaker 2: They are Supreme Court justices. They are presidents.
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  Speaker 3: You know what else they are?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: To reckon back to something you said, a rapey lot.
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  Speaker 1: They are a rapey lot. They are a very rapey lot.
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  Speaker 2: How is it that rape and molestation and sexual assault
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  Speaker 2: is not a disqualifier?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How is it that that's possible?
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  Speaker 3: I can't answer it.
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  Speaker 1: How is it?
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  Speaker 3: So disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Now, instead of a Me Too movie, we should have
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  Speaker 1: a U2.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because it seems to be pervasive, particularly in this. James
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  Speaker 2: Tallarico is running against Paxton, who let off a dude
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  Speaker 2: who raped a.
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  Speaker 1: Child for years.
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  Speaker 2: There was somebody credible associate who was a spiritual leader
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  Speaker 2: of Oklahoma. Raped a girl for years. He's out now.
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  Speaker 2: The dude who raped a girl for years did less
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  Speaker 2: time than Puffy did.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: One day. So let's stop it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's stop with this moral majority. And you let them
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  Speaker 2: do it because you're used to them doing it. When
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  Speaker 2: that man said I'd grab him by the pee, nobody
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  Speaker 2: batted an eye. You guys voted for Roy Moore Jr.,
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  Speaker 2: a child molester. The only reason he lost is because
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  Speaker 2: black dudes were like, man, this dude wrote a horse
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  Speaker 2: name trigger.
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  Speaker 1: Ernestine gave me my 74 pieces of ID. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: down there and vote.
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  Speaker 3: We headed out. Everybody load up. We going down.
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  Speaker 2: How dare you evoke the name and tell us how
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  Speaker 2: Christian you are when you let your women and children
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  Speaker 2: be ravaged? How dare you? How dare you? Pretend like
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  Speaker 2: you've got the connection with the Lord. Well, not only
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  Speaker 2: I was about to say, that's my thing. Thumping the Bible,
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  Speaker 2: re-quoting scriptures.
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  Speaker 5: Well, whenever you need that particular scripture, because obviously you
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  Speaker 5: never read the context and that you just take whatever
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  Speaker 5: you want.
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  Speaker 3: And it's so interesting. I'm thinking to myself, you're always
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  Speaker 3: talking about God.
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  Speaker 5: Even when I think back to Pete Hegseth and him
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  Speaker 5: talking to those recruits and he's telling them what God
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  Speaker 5: wants them to do and recording Bible scriptures.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, like y'all really sit around and read the Bible.
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  Speaker 2: Every time you open a Bible, a affidavit falls out
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's how it is. And now why did Nikki McLaughlin
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  Speaker 1: like the Trump administration?
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  Speaker 2: Her husband and cousin, her husband and brother fit right
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  Speaker 2: along with him.
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  Speaker 1: Birds of a feather. He's back, this.
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  Speaker 2: Time with One Voice Jeopardy. Welcome Jamal Kingsley, the militant man.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
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  Speaker 6: militant man, here for another exciting episode of One Voice Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 6: We have two new contestants. She runs all of Dallas radio.
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  Speaker 6: You've heard her on the air.
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  Speaker 1: Queen Indie B.
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  Speaker 3: How you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm all right, Jamal.
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  Speaker 4: And our next contestant, freshly graduated from a prestigious HBCU,
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  Speaker 4: that boy Trey, representing Morehouse.
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  Speaker 6: You hear him.
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  Speaker 4: Weekly with My Life After the Yard.
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  Speaker 6: He's a graduate, you know.
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  Speaker 7: Are you ready, Trey? I'm ready.
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  Speaker 6: All right. Here we go. The first set of lyrics.
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  Speaker 4: Indie, are you ready?
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Lazy, hazy.
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  Speaker 1: Girl, I'm going round.
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  Speaker 6: I want you to know how much I love you so.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to know how.
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  Speaker 4: Much I love you so.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That is Al Hudson.
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  Speaker 6: One way cutie pie. All right.
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  Speaker 7: That boy Trey. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 7: Here we are. All alone.
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  Speaker 5: You and me.
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  Speaker 7: Privacy.
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  Speaker 1: And we can do anything.
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  Speaker 4: Your fantasy.
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  Speaker 6: I want to make your dreams come true.
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  Speaker 4: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess Jodeci? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: That is 112 featuring Q Parker, Anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are, all alone. You and me, privacy.
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  Speaker 3: And we can do anything you fancy.
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  Speaker 4: I want to make your dreams come true.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the last one.
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  Speaker 4: Anybody can just jump in. I have a feeling neither
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  Speaker 4: one of you will. When you shake, what you got?
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  Speaker 3: And girl, you got a lot.
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  Speaker 6: You really something, child.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you are. Because when you're hot, you're hot.
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  Speaker 6: You really shoot your shot.
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  Speaker 3: You dynamite, child.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going with barcades.
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  Speaker 4: The Ohio players fire. Yes, they will be on the
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  Speaker 4: stage along with the previous songs we just mentioned. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: it's going to be crazy. One Voyage Cruise at ob2026. com
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  Speaker 4: or you can get your phone out and call 214-495-1963.
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  Speaker 6: Don't wait. Secure your spot before it's too late. Book
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  Speaker 6: your cabin now.
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  Speaker 4: This has been Jamal Kingsley with One Voyage Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 6: Now book your cabin today.
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  Speaker 1: My brother.
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  Speaker 2: It is time to present another diploma from D.L. School
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  Speaker 2: of Real Good Book Learning. Who do we have on
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  Speaker 2: the phone?
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  Speaker 1: Melanie. Melanie. Where you calling from, Melanie?
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling from Lansdowne, PA.
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  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania?
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: We importing them in from, oh, that's close to Philly, huh? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: she in the suburbs. She way safe. She way safe.
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  Speaker 2: She in the suburbs.
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  Speaker 1: This is how it works. Skip, why don't you tell
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  Speaker 1: her how it works? All right.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to give you a word. You're going to
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  Speaker 8: have to use this word in a sentence. Then after
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  Speaker 8: you use the word in a sentence, we're going to
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  Speaker 8: get Jasmine to use the word in a sentence and D.L.
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  Speaker 8: use the word in a sentence. And after that, we'll
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  Speaker 8: see who got it right. And it doesn't matter who
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  Speaker 8: gets it right. You're going to get your diploma from
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  Speaker 8: DL School of Real Good Book Learning.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, don't say that. Don't say that.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: It does matter who gets it right. It does. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want her to get shook.
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  Speaker 8: I don't want to get.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not either.
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  Speaker 4: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Some people don't do standardized tests well. Some people don't
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  Speaker 1: do standardized tests well.
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  Speaker 4: So, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, don't play me cheap. This ain't Trump University.
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  Speaker 2: You can't... Not just some of anybody going to get
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  Speaker 2: a diploma from here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, stop throwing a tantrum.
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  Speaker 1: Act right.
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  Speaker 7: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Act right. All right. Don't... All right. Don't discredit my
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  Speaker 1: unaccredited school. I know that.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready? Today's word is codex. Use codex in
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  Speaker 1: a sentence. Codex, like? No, not like the film. Codex.
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  Speaker 4: Hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Um....
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  Speaker 1: Sometime today.
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  Speaker 3: I went to Stables to grab my codex.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, all right.
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  Speaker 1: She's from the suburbs of Philly. She can take her time.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't in no hurry.
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  Speaker 7: I have no idea what that means.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, that's... Neither does any other graduate from D.L.
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  Speaker 1: 's School of Real Good look like. Hey, man.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man.
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  Speaker 1: Watch your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Watch your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. Jasmine, codex.
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  Speaker 1: Use it in a sentence.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see.
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  Speaker 5: I hate it when my girlfriends come over to my
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  Speaker 5: house and they're always borrowing my codex.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Okay.
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  Speaker 8: All right. All right.
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  Speaker 1: What is it, a feminine product with a camera? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what that is. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: But they better leave it alone.
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  Speaker 7: I know that.
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  Speaker 1: Codex.
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  Speaker 8: You giving it a shot of DL?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, for sure, for sure. Some people have a Rolodex.
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  Speaker 1: I have a Codex. Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 8: A Codex is an ancient manuscript text in book form
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  Speaker 8: or an official list of medicines, chemicals, et cetera.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you can borrow that.
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  Speaker 3: You can borrow that.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't. You always have wings. You always have wings.
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  Speaker 2: You supposed to be riding a horse or playing tennis
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  Speaker 2: when you went borrow yours. Mine was closer to it.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know what she, and we waited so
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  Speaker 2: long for her to give an answer. We don't even
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  Speaker 2: have a show no more because she killed four hours.
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  Speaker 1: But that's all right. See, she's in the Philly area,
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  Speaker 1: so she could have went to Temple. She could have
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  Speaker 1: went to Penn State. She could have went to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Westchester State. She could have went to HBCU. She could
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  Speaker 1: have did all that, but she chose D.L. School of
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  Speaker 1: Real Good Book Learning.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations, you got a diploma, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. At least somebody understands that. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: And the graduation won't be as long as it took
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  Speaker 1: you to answer that question. I promise you that. It
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  Speaker 1: won't take that long. Hey, hang on a minute. Skip,
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  Speaker 1: come on, get your information. Thank you for calling in, sweetie.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on. All right.
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  Speaker 2: We're recognizing some of the funniest comedians. Some you know,
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  Speaker 2: some you do not. Welcome to the stage, Gary Michael Anderson.
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  Speaker 7: Realize I don't want kids, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I have them, but I don't want them.
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  Speaker 7: So I'm just navigating that every day.
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  Speaker 4: Send help.
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  Speaker 7: I never wanted kids because I got a big family,
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  Speaker 7: big dysfunctional family. I got 16 nieces and nephews. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: one brother and sister. My brother has seven kids, including
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  Speaker 7: two kids. They're the same age.
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  Speaker 1: They're not twins.
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  Speaker 7: My sister has nine kids, including a set of triplets.
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  Speaker 7: It's three kids. You guys know that. It's three kids,
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  Speaker 7: but there's two fathers. There's two different dudes between the three.
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  Speaker 7: One guy fathers two of the triplets and another guy
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  Speaker 7: fathers the other.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: How is that possible? I don't know. But probably the
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  Speaker 7: same way you find an onion ring in your french fries.
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  Speaker 1: No one knows.
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  Speaker 7: I still eat that. I never wanted kids. I hate
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  Speaker 7: my nephews.
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  Speaker 6: Um....
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  Speaker 7: I went up to the Bay Area to celebrate my
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  Speaker 7: 35th birthday, and one of my nephews asked me if
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  Speaker 7: he could have my laptop when I die. And I
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  Speaker 7: was like, bro, it's my birthday. But also, do you
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  Speaker 7: know how computers work?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how death works? Like, I plan on
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  Speaker 1: being here a minute. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 7: I'm a 35-year-old fit, non-smoker, non-rapper. I live in an
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  Speaker 7: up-and-coming neighborhood across the street from a Whole Foods. I
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  Speaker 7: plan on being here. A minute, you don't think that
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to outlive a 2016 refurbished MacBook Pro with
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  Speaker 7: no space bar?
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  Speaker 1: Because space bars, Brooke.
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  Speaker 7: You think that I'm going to die before I spill
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  Speaker 7: another latte on that? Which would be partly my fault,
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  Speaker 7: but also the fault of the Starbucks in San Francisco
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  Speaker 7: on 16th and Montgomery Street for having wobbly ass tables
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  Speaker 7: when I stood up too fast to take a shit
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  Speaker 7: because coffee strikes without warning. But my nephew's a hood kid,
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  Speaker 7: so all he knows is hood-related death. He's like, but uncle,
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  Speaker 7: what if you get shot? And I was like, why
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  Speaker 7: are you so excited?
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  Speaker 1: But you're right. I could get shot.
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  Speaker 7: I could. But I just exited that 15 to 34
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  Speaker 7: age range where homicide is the leading cause of death
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  Speaker 7: amongst black males. You, sir, just entered it.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 7: Let me get your Xbox.
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  Speaker 1: Subscribe.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.