Latest / Club 520 Podcast / It's 5:20 Somewhere - π Happy Birthday Kiki & Trop! Gifts, Laughs & Pure Chaos π
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- 0:00Speaker 1: All right, now that we got our warm up out
- 0:01Speaker 1: the way, when it shook some ass and warmed up
- 0:04Speaker 1: these vocal cords, welcome back to it.
- 0:06Speaker 2: It's five twenty somewhere and it's.
- 0:08Speaker 3: Dropping Kiki's birthday and we have we a birthday, the
- 0:17Speaker 3: mother freaking birthday, and we about to pop some champagne.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Bell led to be exec Look at that big bee
- 0:22Speaker 2: just as bee and pink and meat.
- 0:25Speaker 1: I don't know. We're about to have a good time tonight, y'all.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Let's get this cracked open. The drink we.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Have tonight is cold. I forgot what's your drink called?
- 0:40Speaker 2: Twin SIPs? Twin SIPs like twin cis ten twin SIPs?
- 0:46Speaker 2: Cute cute?
- 0:47Speaker 1: Right, So it is a mango with a little bit
- 0:50Speaker 1: of passion fruit, freshly squeezed lemon juice and a gave
- 0:54Speaker 1: and we're gonna tap it, top it with some rose
- 0:59Speaker 1: and it's made with rose tequila. We had to run
- 1:02Speaker 1: that back that leboca whatever it is, we love it lboca.
- 1:07Speaker 2: So now that's fire. We love it. We really do
- 1:09Speaker 2: love it. Habits has Thank you amazing. It's so fun
- 1:20Speaker 2: having a bartender host. It's so fun having you.
- 1:24Speaker 1: Guys on this couch with me, my favorite twins, and
- 1:28Speaker 1: I'm so excited. It's you guys' birthday, so we can
- 1:31Speaker 1: go ahead, get into fit check and then we can
- 1:33Speaker 1: open y'all gifts in fit Check.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Okay, let's do it. Cheers, Let's do it. Cheers.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Happy twenty first birthday and happy my birthday to you.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Thank you, You're welcome. Thanks make happy my birthday malc.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Cheers, y'all get it happy. I like it. I like it,
- 1:55Speaker 2: include me.
- 1:57Speaker 1: It means like it's a it's a holiday, basically like
- 2:01Speaker 1: happy my birthday, my birthday, Christmas.
- 2:06Speaker 2: You get it. Yeah, y'all consider your birthday like a holiday.
- 2:10Speaker 2: Mm hmm, like on some Jehovah's witness ship birthday. They
- 2:18Speaker 2: don't the birthdays or holidays. I feel him. I literally,
- 2:22Speaker 2: I sent a real the milk.
- 2:23Speaker 1: I'm not ready for him to play yet, but that's
- 2:25Speaker 1: literally my attitude towards birthdays.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Really.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't really care, you know, I mean, you
- 2:32Speaker 1: do not care about birthdays.
- 2:33Speaker 2: Since you always can wear my dog got on my
- 2:36Speaker 2: birthday trip. You did say that that was very sad.
- 2:39Speaker 2: Rest in peace? What was his name again?
- 2:40Speaker 1: Prince Rest in Peace Prince, We're still thinking about you
- 2:43Speaker 1: each and every birthday we missed you.
- 2:45Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just such a cute. Have you got another
- 2:48Speaker 2: dog since then? No, he cannot be duplicated.
- 2:50Speaker 1: To be honest, I'm not a pet person, and he
- 2:53Speaker 1: made me a head person, like I nursed him and
- 2:55Speaker 1: his siblings back to health.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Well he was the only one that survived, so he
- 2:59Speaker 2: had like a very.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Yeah. I was kind of getting sad now, but also
- 3:07Speaker 1: a page from Prince's book. Do y'all know how Prince
- 3:09Speaker 1: views My dog's name was Prince? Yeah, so I was like,
- 3:13Speaker 1: what are you talking?
- 3:14Speaker 2: And Prince purple rain? Prince? Okay, isn't too early to
- 3:18Speaker 2: play the real.
- 3:20Speaker 1: Just get into it, okay, because this is how I
- 3:22Speaker 1: truly have started to be.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Is it depressing, No, it's.
- 3:30Speaker 1: This is why they want.
- 3:35Speaker 2: We came here not knowing how you're gonna die. Somebody
- 3:38Speaker 2: that you had how many birthdays?
- 3:43Speaker 1: Well I know that you had one.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Birthday birthday, so I don't celebrate birthdays. So that stops
- 3:54Speaker 2: me from stops me from tim.
- 4:00Speaker 4: T baby shaky.
- 4:26Speaker 1: It's like deep so but anyway, so yeah, it sounds
- 4:32Speaker 1: like a way to cope with getting old. No, no, no, no,
- 4:37Speaker 1: I really so, y'all know when when my dog died,
- 4:39Speaker 1: I really did, like, I'm like, I'm never gonna make
- 4:42Speaker 1: birthdays a big ass thing ever again, Like I did
- 4:45Speaker 1: a photo shoot that year, I did a birthday dinner.
- 4:47Speaker 2: That year, I did a birthday trip.
- 4:49Speaker 1: So I was just like not making birthdays a big
- 4:53Speaker 1: ass deal anymore. Also, I feel like I share a
- 4:56Speaker 1: birthday with traps. So y'all when y'all say have your birthday,
- 5:00Speaker 1: y'all talking to her, you.
- 5:02Speaker 2: Know, So it's not your birthday, You not the birthday.
- 5:07Speaker 1: No, it's did not you up that bad?
- 5:10Speaker 5: No.
- 5:10Speaker 1: I just feel like if you to say have your birthday,
- 5:14Speaker 1: you're speaking life into however old society says that you are.
- 5:19Speaker 2: So I feel like birthdays are just a time to celebrate.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Really did look good when he died, So I feel
- 5:26Speaker 1: like he was onto something.
- 5:28Speaker 6: Girl.
- 5:28Speaker 2: Prince was a vampire.
- 5:31Speaker 1: He was vegan.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, what was he?
- 5:34Speaker 1: Yeah? So when stop celebrating birthday because I'm assuming y'all.
- 5:41Speaker 5: So like every year y'all had.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Ship, we are every year we do.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Yeah, we get together, except that one year we was
- 5:49Speaker 1: into it kind of.
- 5:49Speaker 2: But I've lived in Atlanta, didn't I.
- 5:53Speaker 1: Or what year?
- 5:57Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, that was a horrible birthday.
- 6:00Speaker 1: Yeah, difference on a trip, yes, and you didn't make it.
- 6:04Speaker 1: I planned a birthday dinner for us, and his bitch
- 6:06Speaker 1: didn't make it.
- 6:07Speaker 2: That what were you doing? It was probably at work.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Always be at work, y'all.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Then she had her own birthday dinner, so all of
- 6:14Speaker 1: our people had to come to mind and then they
- 6:15Speaker 1: went to her.
- 6:16Speaker 2: I had separate birthday dinner. I had to work like,
- 6:20Speaker 2: I had to work like.
- 6:21Speaker 1: We didn not do it together because we was beefing
- 6:24Speaker 1: because we had buried the hatchet for the trip as well.
- 6:27Speaker 1: I just didn't make it because that was something was
- 6:29Speaker 1: going on with the planes at that point in time.
- 6:31Speaker 2: But anyways, yeah, no, I had to work. I always
- 6:36Speaker 2: have to work. Period.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Fit check fit, get your when we'll start off with
- 6:42Speaker 1: you non birthday girl. Come on, bitch, my head down,
- 6:46Speaker 1: Prince list through me, talk to him what we got
- 6:49Speaker 1: on today? Because baby, Jay Lorraine, Jay Lorraine, you need
- 6:55Speaker 1: your butt eight for the way you put this suit
- 6:57Speaker 1: on these girls. Baby, the skunch booty is set into me,
- 7:00Speaker 1: the illusion that this outfit gives illusion.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Yeah illusion, no, no, no, no no, No, No, I'm not
- 7:09Speaker 2: saying that y'all that y'all don't.
- 7:11Speaker 1: They ain't all accentuates clothes. You can't see how like
- 7:17Speaker 1: the means it's not there.
- 7:20Speaker 2: Illusion means that. I'm not saying that it's not there.
- 7:22Speaker 1: The curves, the ass, the hips, the tities, it is there.
- 7:25Speaker 1: But the polka dots look like you're always moving.
- 7:28Speaker 2: Oh like that, I'm not saying that. They know y'all
- 7:30Speaker 2: strapped when y'all got on the goddamn so you're saying
- 7:35Speaker 2: and stiff in real life, No, yah, ass ain't stiff
- 7:38Speaker 2: at all. That motherfucker goes crazy.
- 7:40Speaker 1: I'm just saying the thing looks like you're moving while
- 7:42Speaker 1: you're sitting still.
- 7:43Speaker 2: This is what these thank you. I'm just playing real.
- 7:47Speaker 2: I'm giving you a hard time. Come on, it's happy
- 7:50Speaker 2: to me. Birthday to you or whatever you said birthday everybody.
- 7:55Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the thick one like look because like watch
- 8:00Speaker 1: her ass is moving. It's moving, but it's going like crazy,
- 8:03Speaker 1: like you don't see like it's like, yeah, it's like earthquake.
- 8:06Speaker 2: You know how what is.
- 8:08Speaker 1: That stuff you watch and it still be like, you know,
- 8:12Speaker 1: like stuff going crazy and like I don't know how
- 8:14Speaker 1: to explain it like waves, I ain't doing fit check
- 8:19Speaker 1: because I like Macy Gray today.
- 8:22Speaker 2: No Macy Gray song.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Somebody on YouTube said it so Macy Gray song. I
- 8:29Speaker 1: don't remember we were talking about that last episode we
- 8:32Speaker 1: was talking about I don't know.
- 8:35Speaker 2: Fuck it, Yes, please let it go because this is
- 8:37Speaker 2: you know it.
- 8:38Speaker 1: Just think girl Barbie is now a party decorator.
- 8:49Speaker 2: You can book her. That's what took so long. Oh okay,
- 8:57Speaker 2: so open your gifts.
- 8:58Speaker 1: Open your gifts. First off, look at the picture and
- 9:02Speaker 1: flip into the bag. It's a note without a note,
- 9:04Speaker 1: and tell me once you get it, tell me once
- 9:06Speaker 1: you get it.
- 9:06Speaker 5: What is it?
- 9:07Speaker 2: What is it?
- 9:07Speaker 1: A honey bun girls sloppy.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Hand right, And so I'm like, yeah, they'll get it.
- 9:19Speaker 2: Get that past me. Ain't just so.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Cute because y'all these pictures been sitting here this whole time,
- 9:25Speaker 1: and we did not know.
- 9:26Speaker 2: No I knew. I asked you what picture she gave.
- 9:29Speaker 1: No, I'm saying we didn't know about the money. Oh yeah,
- 9:32Speaker 1: the money. You can go first, Okay, who would looked
- 9:35Speaker 1: like someone like you?
- 9:36Speaker 2: No? Oh, it's the new good girl, because I know
- 9:40Speaker 2: you love your good girl. And it's so cute. It's
- 9:42Speaker 2: shaped like a butterfly. What color is it? Is it
- 9:45Speaker 2: this pink?
- 9:45Speaker 1: It's like that pink okay, and it smells really amazing.
- 9:48Speaker 1: I did put the gift card in there because Bayan
- 9:50Speaker 1: perfume for women is very hard, so they said, you
- 9:52Speaker 1: can open it up spread on yourself. If you don't
- 9:54Speaker 1: like it, you can still change it.
- 9:55Speaker 2: No, you got different ones?
- 10:00Speaker 1: Are you talking?
- 10:01Speaker 2: You got the intents already?
- 10:03Speaker 1: Nope, I don't.
- 10:05Speaker 2: I love it. Yes, y'all can crack it on cards
- 10:11Speaker 2: in there. If y'all don't like it, take it.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Thank you, bar, thank you, b You're welcome, guys, Happy birthday.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Is so much Shopping for girls on their birthday is
- 10:22Speaker 1: like so intimidating, Like I've been stressed out all day,
- 10:26Speaker 1: like it. It smells amazing?
- 10:32Speaker 2: Is that the one?
- 10:33Speaker 1: I know?
- 10:36Speaker 2: Isn't that so cute? Think it's like a little butterfly
- 10:40Speaker 2: smells good.
- 10:42Speaker 1: It smells like the little the classic one really a
- 10:44Speaker 1: little bit. But yeah, oh I like you For some reason.
- 10:52Speaker 1: When it's dark, it just feels like it's like, yeah, intense, like.
- 10:56Speaker 2: It's the paradox is so cute. Wow, it was like
- 11:04Speaker 2: I know she loves her.
- 11:07Speaker 1: I wanted to get, but they didn't have the big
- 11:10Speaker 1: bottle of it, so I was like, okay, I can't
- 11:12Speaker 1: go with a little bottle.
- 11:12Speaker 2: My god, I love this girl and me a little bottle.
- 11:18Speaker 2: I was like, what it's this? You can't do the
- 11:21Speaker 2: little A little bottle A boss ass beach. Thank you
- 11:27Speaker 2: that y'all love them groups.
- 11:29Speaker 7: We loves skirts here.
- 11:34Speaker 1: They smack that ass, smack that ass until its poke
- 11:38Speaker 1: a dot my girl.
- 11:41Speaker 2: My girl can't ask me like I'm gonna deal burping baby?
- 11:45Speaker 2: Who's on this track? I would? All right, So when
- 11:52Speaker 2: y'all going to the club this week, these.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Little dogs of them, is this part of our gift.
- 11:58Speaker 2: To the hold you guys balloons? There's like a little
- 12:01Speaker 2: dog balloon.
- 12:02Speaker 1: But I'm like, I'm sure they'll do something, but yeah,
- 12:04Speaker 1: I'll put it in your nurses station.
- 12:07Speaker 2: I don't know what the nurse's station looks like, but
- 12:10Speaker 2: top five songs, birthday songs that when I go up
- 12:13Speaker 2: there and tell y'all the DJ is chopping Kiki's birthday.
- 12:16Speaker 1: What song y'all don't want to hear the drunk you guys,
- 12:19Speaker 1: I never put my own talked together. After I just
- 12:23Speaker 1: out here, Wayne at least.
- 12:24Speaker 2: You'll here is long enough. They couldn't see. But that's
- 12:27Speaker 2: what you because I try to shake us for forty
- 12:30Speaker 2: days and forty nights and I only gave him a
- 12:31Speaker 2: little one two somebody, what do they got to do
- 12:35Speaker 2: with shoes?
- 12:36Speaker 1: I want to shake my ass cut and then nobody
- 12:39Speaker 1: tell you to do that. Mm hmm.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Kik, this is the thing.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Kiki came back and told me to close her off.
- 12:45Speaker 1: And that's why I said the motherfucking illusion because I
- 12:47Speaker 1: looked up at her booty.
- 12:48Speaker 2: Her was open, and I'm like, honey, I shrunk the kids.
- 12:53Speaker 6: No.
- 12:53Speaker 2: I felt like Michael Jackson. He was like, set it
- 12:57Speaker 2: on my face? What's happening here?
- 12:59Speaker 1: All right?
- 13:00Speaker 2: Five words? Birthday songs? What songs don't y'all want to hear?
- 13:02Speaker 5: Yes?
- 13:03Speaker 1: If I go to the DJ, it's y'all birthday. What
- 13:05Speaker 1: don't you want him to drive better?
- 13:08Speaker 2: Not play that Stevie Wonder that came in at number four.
- 13:13Speaker 1: I don't want to hear.
- 13:14Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just over it. I don't want to hear.
- 13:17Speaker 2: It's my birthday.
- 13:18Speaker 1: It's my birthday. Time me up.
- 13:20Speaker 2: That's sexy red, is it? That's sexy red Okay, it's
- 13:24Speaker 2: not on here, yep, But I don't want to hear that.
- 13:26Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it.
- 13:27Speaker 1: All along for my birthday is that. That's probably number two.
- 13:33Speaker 2: I don't want to fucking here. I want to hear it.
- 13:36Speaker 2: I do not want to.
- 13:37Speaker 1: But it's no shame to to change or nothing like that.
- 13:40Speaker 1: I should be an answer, y'all. So I don't want
- 13:43Speaker 1: to hear that ship nobody wants to when it first
- 13:47Speaker 1: came out, yes, twenty years later.
- 13:49Speaker 2: No, unless you're like Corney, older person. Whatever? What what
- 13:54Speaker 2: number dude? Go go in the club?
- 13:56Speaker 1: Number three so number one Ratchet, Happy Birthday by Drake,
- 14:00Speaker 1: Number two Birthday Songs by two Chains.
- 14:02Speaker 2: Ye what's on there? Oh yeah, easy Lizzy? How ye
- 14:05Speaker 2: did it? Huh?
- 14:06Speaker 1: It's your birthday you deserve to be by Yeah, okay.
- 14:11Speaker 1: Number three in the club by fifty cent. Number four
- 14:13Speaker 1: Happy Birthday by Stevie Wonder and number five Birthday Sex
- 14:16Speaker 1: by Jeremiah Oh five worst birthday birthday sex?
- 14:21Speaker 2: Like is your birthdays?
- 14:22Speaker 1: Oh?
- 14:23Speaker 6: You know, we been up right help.
- 14:25Speaker 1: But I'm glad that they don't them. It's not laid
- 14:28Speaker 1: out though, like I feel like all them other ones.
- 14:30Speaker 2: They like over it and that's what you need.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Some new birthday songs? No yeah birthday, No birthday Yeah
- 14:40Speaker 1: sexy Raders song January thirty first, the fact that it's
- 14:44Speaker 1: January thirty first, which is.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Cold saying, fucking with my bitch on her worsthday.
- 14:49Speaker 1: She ain't never got asked for ship on her birthday.
- 14:52Speaker 2: Hell, speaking of that, what do you guys want for
- 14:55Speaker 2: your birthday?
- 14:57Speaker 1: You know what?
- 14:58Speaker 2: Wont we know what?
- 14:59Speaker 1: Kiki? What she wants?
- 15:01Speaker 2: I do?
- 15:01Speaker 1: I want to have something on my risk by next week,
- 15:04Speaker 1: by next next time.
- 15:06Speaker 2: We shoot this at not my sister wants.
- 15:09Speaker 1: So for her, she want her wrist buzz down for
- 15:12Speaker 1: her birthday, So you better be nice tell them what
- 15:14Speaker 1: you want because closed mouths don't get fair.
- 15:16Speaker 2: What you want keep that's what I want. But she's
- 15:20Speaker 2: super single right now to.
- 15:23Speaker 1: Plus, we could have start a go honey okay, but
- 15:33Speaker 1: if we if we did it and you got it, fine,
- 15:37Speaker 1: I'll do it. You don't have to do it. I'll
- 15:39Speaker 1: be like you, guys, I'm starting to go funny for
- 15:43Speaker 1: wanting at all.
- 15:44Speaker 2: How much does that damn thing costs?
- 15:46Speaker 1: It don't cost that much?
- 15:48Speaker 2: What's not that much to y'all?
- 15:49Speaker 1: Like ten thousand.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Oh okay, maybe being for surgery and businesses and other things.
- 15:58Speaker 2: Where yet answer with your fat ass co shrek, Oh
- 16:04Speaker 2: my god, what you want?
- 16:05Speaker 1: What you want? I don't know what I want. I
- 16:09Speaker 1: saw this really nice coffee table that I like.
- 16:14Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cute.
- 16:15Speaker 1: It's like I have the side tables that match, but
- 16:19Speaker 1: their golden they have like a drip to it, are
- 16:22Speaker 1: so cute.
- 16:25Speaker 2: No, it's not how much it's seven hundred really?
- 16:31Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 16:32Speaker 2: Mm hmm, how ship I.
- 16:34Speaker 1: Don't know, or just like perfume or like, I don't know,
- 16:41Speaker 1: pay me give me some money for some my hair
- 16:43Speaker 1: or something like, yeah, I don't know.
- 16:47Speaker 2: I don't think too much too far into birthday gifts.
- 16:51Speaker 2: I'm want some jeery too, so start playing it.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Some earrings, I'm like, I want some ear rings every day,
- 17:02Speaker 1: white or some gold.
- 17:04Speaker 2: I like roads gold. I like like, I like white gold.
- 17:10Speaker 2: Are wearing these fake ass stories. Don't you got some?
- 17:15Speaker 2: I don't like them, Let me have them. You don't
- 17:18Speaker 2: like they're ugly?
- 17:19Speaker 7: They look like they're looking I mean, square pair, square circle,
- 17:27Speaker 7: look like bottom like forever ago on some humbug Like
- 17:30Speaker 7: I'm rushing, Let me go to the jury store and
- 17:33Speaker 7: buy some earrings that must.
- 17:35Speaker 1: But you know what, those girls, we actually have it
- 17:37Speaker 1: so easy, like you got the Louise on they're fake,
- 17:42Speaker 1: I mean not fake Louis, but.
- 17:47Speaker 2: But like you know Louis the time, Gucci like they they.
- 17:51Speaker 1: It's not even it's crazy, doesn't make any tiffany silver.
- 17:58Speaker 2: They actually have real gold too, and it's expensive as ship.
- 18:01Speaker 2: But but we haven't. We have it easy like these
- 18:06Speaker 2: little things.
- 18:08Speaker 1: Even we can get away. All right, So it's cancer season.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Do y'all feel like y'all have the cancer traits? And
- 18:19Speaker 1: then like with y'all being twins, do y'all have traits
- 18:21Speaker 1: that y'all feel like y'all share or that are different
- 18:24Speaker 1: between you guys?
- 18:25Speaker 2: Can you look up the cancer you feel like?
- 18:28Speaker 1: Cancers are pretty, they're a little misunderstood. You gotta be
- 18:32Speaker 1: a cancer to know, like the world stamps us as.
- 18:38Speaker 2: That's all I know?
- 18:39Speaker 1: You know, cancer, that's not it's not necessarily accurate, like
- 18:44Speaker 1: I say all the time, like they call us emotional,
- 18:47Speaker 1: but I truly feel like we just feel every emotion heavily,
- 18:53Speaker 1: Like if I'm shitty, I'm going to take it to hell,
- 18:56Speaker 1: Like if I'm laughing. I'm going to laugh hysterio if
- 19:00Speaker 1: I'm sad, of course I'm gonna cry. But deeply intuitive,
- 19:07Speaker 1: intuitive as fucked, very accurate, protective, and highly emotionally intelligent.
- 19:14Speaker 1: They retreat into their heart shells when it's feeling vulnerable.
- 19:16Speaker 1: But because that's its profound compassion. I appreciate that that
- 19:20Speaker 1: sentence is right there, because oh.
- 19:23Speaker 2: Y'all water sign ruled by the moon. Yes, love that.
- 19:28Speaker 1: My baby's birthday is June twentieth and cancer start June
- 19:30Speaker 1: twenty first.
- 19:31Speaker 2: That's crazy. So I feel like he's a Gemini. He's
- 19:33Speaker 2: a Gemini cancer.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Like, yeah, just fucked up, just crybaby, mean mood swingy.
- 19:39Speaker 2: I'd be like, well, Tashi used.
- 19:41Speaker 1: To always say that I'm a Virgo at heart, which
- 19:43Speaker 1: I find like a little offensive.
- 19:45Speaker 2: But but we're like virgo moon zones.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Yeah see, I don't know, like I feel like like
- 19:53Speaker 1: when they call us crybabies and they call us emotional,
- 19:56Speaker 1: it's just like, there's so many different emotions. Sadness, that's
- 20:00Speaker 1: not the only emotion there is.
- 20:03Speaker 2: I feel like I feel every.
- 20:04Speaker 1: Emotion, probably more than like everybody else. But that doesn't
- 20:09Speaker 1: mean I'm emotionally expressive. So I'm not no motherfucking craw baby,
- 20:15Speaker 1: but I might feel some shit heavier than like my counterparts.
- 20:19Speaker 2: So what are your favorite signs to like deal with?
- 20:22Speaker 1: Like geminis my guilty pleasure though like every Gemini I
- 20:27Speaker 1: ever met was cool as shit friends scorpios, but my.
- 20:32Speaker 2: Guilty pleasure I'm not gonna hold.
- 20:34Speaker 1: You is like virgos. Like I feel like virgos they
- 20:37Speaker 1: have you, like super in love with They ask, but
- 20:41Speaker 1: they're like, not good for you, if that makes because
- 20:45Speaker 1: Time'm over here so invested because my little friend is
- 20:47Speaker 1: a Virgo, tell me more I know about it. Take careful,
- 20:50Speaker 1: ooh what careful? You are perfectionists. They want you to
- 20:54Speaker 1: be fucking perfect. That's him they are like, because Virgo
- 20:58Speaker 1: is my love hate sign, like right, guilty pleasure, and
- 21:02Speaker 1: then I fuck with Leo's too.
- 21:04Speaker 2: But Virgos they are very easy.
- 21:06Speaker 1: They hold you, They try to hold you to a
- 21:08Speaker 1: very high standard in that sense, they end up being them.
- 21:11Speaker 2: There is he a Virgo, he's a Leo? Okay, Next,
- 21:16Speaker 2: it's y'all birthday. Tell ye it's about to be motion
- 21:19Speaker 2: mounth birthday. He turning nineteen graduation?
- 21:29Speaker 1: That was funny, Oh, I haven't got to talk to
- 21:34Speaker 1: them us. It's five twenty somewhere. Else it's five twenty somewhere.
- 21:39Speaker 1: Will be hosting. What day We'll get back to y'all
- 21:45Speaker 1: for sure, the twenty third one of them. We think
- 21:49Speaker 1: it's July twenty third week. What day of the week.
- 21:55Speaker 2: It's Friday.
- 21:56Speaker 1: It's Motion Mount's birthday at Toby though, and we're gonna
- 22:00Speaker 1: be hosting everybody that's in Indy and any surrounding cities
- 22:05Speaker 1: come in because it's gonna be the twins birthday to
- 22:08Speaker 1: its motion birthday. Friend.
- 22:10Speaker 2: Oh yeah, come on out.
- 22:11Speaker 1: We still still beches, Bridge niggas, babbages for him, Bridge
- 22:15Speaker 1: niggas for us, Chicken wings for Barbie, and yeah, I
- 22:20Speaker 1: know that's right because it's for Barbie. Y'all come out,
- 22:23Speaker 1: come on out.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Oh my understood. And oh oh okay, I like them.
- 22:30Speaker 2: I like them.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Oh, I like the niggas for me. Yeah, I like
- 22:33Speaker 1: the everybody. Just everybody, come out, the strikes, everybody. We're
- 22:36Speaker 1: gonna have an amazing time. We believe it is July
- 22:39Speaker 1: twenty third.
- 22:39Speaker 2: At hole Bidos. We're gonna get it.
- 22:45Speaker 1: To make sure it on work that day. Yeah, that's
- 22:47Speaker 1: the only thing I look at he said something to me,
- 22:49Speaker 1: and I just kind of forgot. But yeah, oh, y'all,
- 22:52Speaker 1: we gotta talk about how we're not going on our
- 22:55Speaker 1: trip anymore. You're not going no, okay, but let me
- 22:58Speaker 1: tell you why. First of all, this is why I
- 23:00Speaker 1: will never not pay that extra bit of money to
- 23:04Speaker 1: cancel for free, because let me just say, I'm off. Sorry,
- 23:09Speaker 1: Congress it's a movie, because if I had to work
- 23:12Speaker 1: then it would just be.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Okay. So the first person to fall off was Barbie.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Okay, that put a damper on this situation, but we're
- 23:23Speaker 1: not blaming you. No, understandable, so boom So also met
- 23:28Speaker 1: y'all know, I'm like in the process of moving and
- 23:31Speaker 1: ship we'll supposed to move and everything.
- 23:34Speaker 2: Congratulations, so thank you.
- 23:36Speaker 1: So my moving date was the fourteenth, which is the
- 23:39Speaker 1: day right before we were going to leave, So I
- 23:42Speaker 1: let Trump know. I'm like, we're not going to be
- 23:44Speaker 1: able to make it to I can't do the trip
- 23:47Speaker 1: because I moved the day before. Like that's just too close.
- 23:50Speaker 1: So that's not realistic. Yeah, I mean it's unrealistic.
- 23:53Speaker 2: Tell me why.
- 23:54Speaker 1: My property manager called me yesterday to like tell me
- 23:59Speaker 1: that they had.
- 24:00Speaker 2: Move my moving date to the thirty first. Wow, y'all
- 24:04Speaker 2: had already.
- 24:06Speaker 1: News to me. No, I just found out yesterday. So yeah,
- 24:11Speaker 1: four hours.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Four between it and wait, so they charge your cancelation fee.
- 24:19Speaker 1: No, we just know because so the we paid like
- 24:24Speaker 1: extra a piece or something like that, twenty extra piece
- 24:27Speaker 1: something like that, just to be able to cancel for free,
- 24:30Speaker 1: which I would never not do that on a girls trip.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Because it's I'm just gonna go by myself. Fuck y'all.
- 24:37Speaker 1: When you going, I don't know, probably like the end
- 24:41Speaker 1: of the month or something when the next time that
- 24:43Speaker 1: I took a little block of time off.
- 24:45Speaker 2: But yeah, well that fucking sucks. We suck. But happy birthday, y'all,
- 24:52Speaker 2: we do suck. Happy Indiana. Well we're gonna turn this
- 24:56Speaker 2: bitch up. So yeah, wen, it's okay. We're going this week.
- 25:05Speaker 2: Oh this nigga said back to back.
- 25:07Speaker 1: Let me see, Yeah, because we need to take a shot.
- 25:11Speaker 2: In peace stead a goddamn birthday trip.
- 25:13Speaker 1: R I P.
- 25:14Speaker 5: But oh yeah, we can be a move. Oh I
- 25:27Speaker 5: thought he said the booth.
- 25:28Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, we can get We're getting the booth
- 25:32Speaker 1: for getting on somebody who can get us in the yo.
- 25:36Speaker 1: We got we got we got some some this that
- 25:38Speaker 1: we gotta yeo, and we're trying to get on. We're
- 25:40Speaker 1: trying to get on the motherfucking uh.
- 25:43Speaker 2: We gotta yell in here. The fact we just killing
- 25:45Speaker 2: his bottle is hilarious. No, because why do we want
- 25:47Speaker 2: to get on the track so bad? We got a
- 25:49Speaker 2: whole podcast. We can pop our ship on here.
- 25:58Speaker 1: I don't know, because what if we made us really
- 26:00Speaker 1: slashed bullshit slaps video bro our song, our song gonna
- 26:06Speaker 1: be on the same frequency as them niggas off of
- 26:09Speaker 1: Brown Sugar. When they was like the whole is mine
- 26:14Speaker 1: talking about no he don't know he yeahs line.
- 26:20Speaker 2: They was like the or No, what was that song?
- 26:26Speaker 1: It's this song that has been on my head so bad,
- 26:29Speaker 1: nasty tricking. Y'all don't remember running ten off a Brown
- 26:36Speaker 1: Sugar rings the bell?
- 26:37Speaker 2: I don't wow.
- 26:40Speaker 1: What was your most memorable cultured? What was your most
- 26:43Speaker 1: memorable birthday?
- 26:45Speaker 2: Probably were y'all thirteen when we turned twelve? No, we
- 26:50Speaker 2: did turn thirteen thirteen. What happened?
- 26:53Speaker 1: This is the struggle of having a summer birthday. This
- 26:58Speaker 1: was before phones and social media.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Like summer birthdays are lit. Some people had phones, but
- 27:03Speaker 2: not everybody.
- 27:04Speaker 1: So you know, when we was thirteen, nobody was texting
- 27:06Speaker 1: a friends. Like. It wasn't no social media you could
- 27:10Speaker 1: keep track of people with bro. So we had like
- 27:13Speaker 1: a summer birthday. We like on the last day of school,
- 27:16Speaker 1: handing out birthday invitations. This is in May to our
- 27:21Speaker 1: birthday in July for our thirteenth birthday.
- 27:25Speaker 2: Bitch, one person showed up. I had that happen. Guess
- 27:30Speaker 2: who's best friend? It was yours. I did my part.
- 27:35Speaker 2: It was only one, bitch.
- 27:37Speaker 1: She didn't have to come either, and we still and
- 27:40Speaker 1: we still only got one. Like, I was going down
- 27:42Speaker 1: the list for our birthday dinner, right, I'm only inviting
- 27:45Speaker 1: one other than you. So Kiki was like, I don't
- 27:49Speaker 1: have any friends to invite except for Barbie.
- 27:53Speaker 2: She said, should we invite Barbie? I'm like, I don't know.
- 27:55Speaker 5: What the fun was that about.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Trump, I was not.
- 28:00Speaker 1: No. We was just going like make it a sister things.
- 28:02Speaker 1: She even was like, should we invite our daddy? Like
- 28:05Speaker 1: should we just do it a sister things? You just
- 28:07Speaker 1: do a sister you know, invite because your sister.
- 28:11Speaker 2: Was it just the sisters?
- 28:12Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 28:12Speaker 1: It was so cute.
- 28:14Speaker 2: Yeah, she had a cute little birthday.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Y'all do really cute things like y'all. Sisters are super
- 28:18Speaker 1: into the themes, y'all that uh did with triple Place.
- 28:23Speaker 1: So their sister she turned twenty four twenty five, and
- 28:26Speaker 1: so she did a SpongeBob theme party and they dressed
- 28:29Speaker 1: up as SpongeBob characters.
- 28:31Speaker 2: Go to their page and check it out. It was
- 28:32Speaker 2: super cute. Troup was mister Crabs, you were Barnacle boy.
- 28:36Speaker 1: I was man. Also, she said, Sis, everybody keeps asking
- 28:42Speaker 1: where you got your mermaid man coustume.
- 28:44Speaker 2: Did you'll get hilarious Amazon? Amazon? Yeah? That was superlenked
- 28:48Speaker 2: on my Amazon store. Tramp has the money in the
- 28:50Speaker 2: back pocket. It was so was so cute. I love it. Well,
- 28:54Speaker 2: thanks for inviting me to the party, y'all. Sisters like me,
- 28:57Speaker 2: I can come.
- 28:57Speaker 1: Yeah. No, they so well that you didn't have anything
- 29:01Speaker 1: to do. On the fourth, they were like, why you
- 29:04Speaker 1: didn't tell her to go?
- 29:05Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't know this, bitch. I didn't
- 29:07Speaker 2: have nothing to do. I don't have no friends.
- 29:08Speaker 1: We have a we don't have friends.
- 29:10Speaker 2: Oh my god, later is listen.
- 29:14Speaker 1: This is one of that's one of my favorite summer pastimes.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Killing flies.
- 29:19Speaker 1: No, I don't beef with nobody in this world more
- 29:21Speaker 1: than I beef with flies. If a fly get to
- 29:23Speaker 1: my house.
- 29:24Speaker 2: I go to war.
- 29:28Speaker 1: To war. I'm in a jungle like I'm hunting your ass.
- 29:36Speaker 1: I love it when they get behind the blinds and
- 29:38Speaker 1: it's like, oh, bitch, I got you.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Ready to bust my damn window to kill a Fly'll
- 29:43Speaker 2: got fly swatters? No, I used brooms. I used I
- 29:50Speaker 2: used like them up with a serious assassins of y'all
- 29:56Speaker 2: killing the fly like a ninja. Oh ship, get this
- 29:59Speaker 2: fly gonna lie?
- 30:00Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll smack the ship off.
- 30:02Speaker 2: I got into a fight against the window.
- 30:06Speaker 1: I got into a flight with a fly. But my thing,
- 30:09Speaker 1: I got in a fight. I was in a room
- 30:10Speaker 1: that fly. He that fly didn't give a funk y'all.
- 30:12Speaker 1: It kept zipping back at me. It was we were
- 30:15Speaker 1: fighting like, well, you know they got any advantage of
- 30:17Speaker 1: hers because the way that they see the world, it's
- 30:20Speaker 1: in like slower motion than us.
- 30:23Speaker 2: Yeah, if you catch a fly, you your hands is
- 30:26Speaker 2: with it. Yeah you really like that.
- 30:28Speaker 1: I opened up on windows and then you know, they
- 30:30Speaker 1: try to go get fresh air, and then I shut
- 30:32Speaker 1: the window down and watch them suffocate.
- 30:35Speaker 2: I like that.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not really suffocating because the wind is blowing
- 30:39Speaker 1: on they got they die though, Why do they die
- 30:42Speaker 1: because they double Just kidding, I have double windows. But
- 30:46Speaker 1: they probably still wouldn't suffocate because they would still have
- 30:49Speaker 1: an air probably, Yeah, but they die in there so
- 30:52Speaker 1: nice or when you watch them down the drain because.
- 30:54Speaker 2: Once you get the wings wet, they can't do ship.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Okay, it's Peter about this or they don't care about
- 31:01Speaker 1: in six I'm sure they don't. They're past.
- 31:04Speaker 2: They're past. If Peter is fighting for flies. They need
- 31:08Speaker 2: to touch grass. The fuck you.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Touch grass and kiss my ass?
- 31:14Speaker 2: Speaking of ass, I hope you guys have some cake.
- 31:18Speaker 1: Are gonna be on your ass for your photo shoot?
- 31:20Speaker 1: When's the photo shoot? What's happening? We're not doing I
- 31:25Speaker 1: told you I'm not with that whole photo shoot ship
- 31:28Speaker 1: right now at this point in my life, because do
- 31:30Speaker 1: you ever feel like like when on a dead photo
- 31:33Speaker 1: shoots in the past, I just feel like they don't
- 31:35Speaker 1: perform as well as like real life pictures.
- 31:39Speaker 2: They notin't even add.
- 31:40Speaker 1: And it's like, bitch, I'm not about to spend five
- 31:43Speaker 1: hundred dollars no for real, it'd be more than that really,
- 31:49Speaker 1: And it's like, bitch, how to do all these shipping
- 31:51Speaker 1: And I'm stressing the day of and gotta get my
- 31:53Speaker 1: makeup done and I'm rushing to get here and rushing
- 31:55Speaker 1: it bro first on pictures.
- 31:57Speaker 2: Bro, No, suck my dick. I'm cool.
- 31:59Speaker 1: Fuck of the shoot. I do not care any bitch,
- 32:03Speaker 1: I'm not taking a photo shoot. Well, I already told
- 32:05Speaker 1: you how I feel. How I feel about birthdays. I'm
- 32:07Speaker 1: not going all out for a birthday for real. My
- 32:09Speaker 1: dog died like I'm fucking sad.
- 32:12Speaker 2: Also, she's not letting I'm not.
- 32:16Speaker 1: Also, y'all chat tell trap, I'm trying to do this
- 32:20Speaker 1: a little real.
- 32:21Speaker 2: In our Poka bikinis.
- 32:24Speaker 1: The yellow Poka dot bikini say she wore for the
- 32:31Speaker 1: first time today.
- 32:33Speaker 2: Do you remember that I do? It was a commercial,
- 32:36Speaker 2: but yeah, I'm still trying to get a trap to
- 32:38Speaker 2: do this real.
- 32:42Speaker 1: I bought all the pieces, the only thing except for
- 32:45Speaker 1: like two, and we already got our bikinis and everything.
- 32:48Speaker 2: And it's going to be fire though.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Wants to create and director and I don't mind doing
- 32:54Speaker 1: the real. Y'all quit acting like, go get the cooler
- 32:58Speaker 1: and go get the picture and then oh.
- 33:00Speaker 2: It's sounding here. I can't wait to see it. So
- 33:05Speaker 2: if we don't do it, blame Trot. We're definitely blaming trop.
- 33:10Speaker 1: Okay, can you play My My Real with Webby please?
- 33:16Speaker 2: Webby?
- 33:16Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know what y'all bitches is getting old
- 33:19Speaker 1: like Webby.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Now look at this when they play that, when they
- 33:23Speaker 2: play that birthday song.
- 33:24Speaker 1: In the club, it's gonna be y'all nat'll.
- 33:32Speaker 6: Yeah, Webby Lee went out.
- 33:35Speaker 2: He had a linen shirt on him. He was getting hot.
- 33:38Speaker 1: But I know Webby is about to be here in
- 33:39Speaker 1: the city soon and Webby done eighteenth, so now we
- 33:43Speaker 1: can go because you're okay.
- 33:47Speaker 2: So we got plans Faverite game coming to the Fever.
- 33:52Speaker 2: There's so much that we was gonna make.
- 33:54Speaker 1: Fever have been.
- 33:57Speaker 2: So we got a Feverite game coming up. Lemon drop
- 33:59Speaker 2: Fast the Wool is coming up in the city on
- 34:01Speaker 2: the eighteenth, after the.
- 34:02Speaker 1: Limit d making that, Pa, Bro, I'm not don't worry
- 34:06Speaker 1: after the limit dropping, because what you don't want. I
- 34:09Speaker 1: was talking about how hot it was out there last year.
- 34:12Speaker 2: Well, Portia has a cabana so we can be chill.
- 34:16Speaker 1: I'm just like, do I ever feel like, you know what.
- 34:19Speaker 2: I'm gonna hold this thought finish, go ahead and say it,
- 34:21Speaker 2: because I ain't talking about it, like I know, like
- 34:26Speaker 2: I know we'd be outside. I ain't talking about the day.
- 34:30Speaker 2: I'm like, I was just so somebody just flows I go.
- 34:40Speaker 1: I was just telling somebody this.
- 34:42Speaker 2: Like that's so I need the floor, I need to gamble.
- 34:45Speaker 1: I'm saying hello, no, because they was just talking about us,
- 34:50Speaker 1: talking over each other in the comments. So if y'all talking,
- 34:54Speaker 1: then I'm gonna let you talk. What about you?
- 35:00Speaker 2: Y'all they were talking about you know, they was not okay,
- 35:08Speaker 2: what you gotta say? You ever would be outside? What
- 35:11Speaker 2: do we be outside? And what she drunk?
- 35:13Speaker 1: So okay nothing. So anyways, he was asking about the
- 35:20Speaker 1: whole lemon drop thing or whatever, and I'm just like, no,
- 35:23Speaker 1: not my thing. I'm like, I'm sorry, I don't go
- 35:26Speaker 1: out like I know we'd be outside because sometimes like okay,
- 35:30Speaker 1: it's night time now, we might go to the club
- 35:32Speaker 1: or whatever we might host or whatever. But it's just like,
- 35:35Speaker 1: you're not really about to catch me at a brunch,
- 35:37Speaker 1: You're about to catch me at a day party. Like
- 35:39Speaker 1: that's just oh, that's my vib that's not mine. Love it,
- 35:43Speaker 1: don't hooka hate it. I love. I love outdoor events,
- 35:49Speaker 1: I love brunch, and I love day parties because.
- 35:52Speaker 2: Give me in, give me in before ten. I never
- 35:55Speaker 2: go in before ten.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Bitch, if you go to that party, gonna be out
- 36:01Speaker 1: all night most time after the Hendred bring back the
- 36:04Speaker 1: Hendricks experience, that you'll be too turned up to go anywhere.
- 36:11Speaker 1: That's all the event that SHI turned into a whole whole.
- 36:18Speaker 1: So the reason that I was couldn't go to the
- 36:20Speaker 1: trip because I'm back working again. But that's what made
- 36:23Speaker 1: me just think of this is that the last Hendrix
- 36:25Speaker 1: experience I went to, I had worked.
- 36:27Speaker 2: The next day.
- 36:28Speaker 1: We the last thing I remember we was leaving outside
- 36:31Speaker 1: of the club. It was supposed to go to Georgia Street.
- 36:34Speaker 1: I woke up the next day around two o'clock pm.
- 36:37Speaker 2: I was naked.
- 36:38Speaker 1: I didn't know where my car keys or nothing. But
- 36:42Speaker 1: I was in the bed with my best friend. You
- 36:43Speaker 1: know in movies when they turn and it's blurry and
- 36:46Speaker 1: they're looking like where are they at? That's what was happening.
- 36:48Speaker 1: I looked over with my best friend next to me.
- 36:50Speaker 1: She was naked too.
- 36:51Speaker 6: I know.
- 36:51Speaker 2: We didn't do anything. We just some naked people and
- 36:54Speaker 2: I was just like, that's cool. No, not that best friend.
- 36:57Speaker 1: And then I looked around and we was in we
- 36:59Speaker 1: wasn't he and in her house. We was in another
- 37:01Speaker 1: friend's house. The friend wasn't there. I'm just like what
- 37:07Speaker 1: And I just remember that was my favorite party, Like
- 37:10Speaker 1: that's the only place I used to go out to.
- 37:12Speaker 1: You we used to go when he first started doing them,
- 37:17Speaker 1: and then you know, they started getting fedteran fedteran federer
- 37:19Speaker 1: to the point where I'm like like, I don't know
- 37:24Speaker 1: they'd be so fat.
- 37:25Speaker 2: Now it's like, I don't know, have you ever got
- 37:29Speaker 2: sasshaded out the club?
- 37:30Speaker 1: Like by men? Like come on, let's go, oh honey,
- 37:34Speaker 1: Have I I got sas shade out of the Hendricks experience?
- 37:37Speaker 2: What girl? Unhand me? You wilder beast the horses here?
- 37:43Speaker 1: He was like, this dude was all in my face
- 37:44Speaker 1: talking to me. He grabbed my arm and was like
- 37:46Speaker 1: watch y'ut bro and took me out. And I was
- 37:48Speaker 1: just like that was so nice compared to my experience.
- 37:53Speaker 1: I won't Okay, however, I don't even know where we
- 37:58Speaker 1: where I was going with this when we were talking, Oh,
- 38:00Speaker 1: you said no brunches and and things like that.
- 38:03Speaker 2: I'm not a girl. I'm not a wrench girl.
- 38:07Speaker 1: No, but I sort of got once you would be
- 38:09Speaker 1: out that one for that early party, you out the
- 38:12Speaker 1: rest of the whole rest.
- 38:13Speaker 2: I don't be done. I'd be done like experience.
- 38:19Speaker 1: And Hendrick's experience was kind of like a hybrid, like
- 38:22Speaker 1: it would go into the night a little bit an
- 38:25Speaker 1: then motherfuckers.
- 38:26Speaker 2: Would go to.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Archer Street or you know where. We were surviving off
- 38:32Speaker 1: that good old food the liquor, and it was good.
- 38:38Speaker 2: I used to get the little lamp ch catfish and chicken.
- 38:44Speaker 2: That catfish chicken in two sides.
- 38:47Speaker 1: And were when I first started on used to still
- 38:52Speaker 1: be open so we would be in age to like
- 38:55Speaker 1: memorable memorable nights.
- 38:58Speaker 8: Yeah, how about y'all some ladies, you know all the
- 39:07Speaker 8: stops put this on.
- 39:12Speaker 2: You're so softfulful?
- 39:15Speaker 3: Are you?
- 39:16Speaker 2: Are you? What other color are you?
- 39:19Speaker 1: I'm not?
- 39:20Speaker 2: It's real tea. I want lavender. Okay, I got you,
- 39:22Speaker 2: I got you. Hold on you hook y'all.
- 39:23Speaker 8: Up, and.
- 39:25Speaker 2: I know I got you. Know she gave you the
- 39:27Speaker 2: blue Oh you picked them up?
- 39:30Speaker 1: You ate.
- 39:34Speaker 2: Welcome to her?
- 39:35Speaker 1: Why oh you did it's the bun.
- 39:42Speaker 2: No, they can't hear it on the mic. You're giving
- 39:46Speaker 2: outside away.
- 39:48Speaker 1: My knee cracked so hard earlier, and all I did
- 39:51Speaker 1: was straighten it every time I said, dick my knee crack,
- 39:57Speaker 1: every time I ride dick my knee.
- 40:00Speaker 2: I've wrote for a record. I'm talking about when you.
- 40:03Speaker 1: Get down there, but once I'm down there, it's cool,
- 40:05Speaker 1: but it's like, as no, you don't just be cracked
- 40:11Speaker 1: cracked snapper and pop.
- 40:13Speaker 6: It are you?
- 40:16Speaker 2: And the imagine it with a young like.
- 40:21Speaker 3: I need.
- 40:25Speaker 1: You need no calcium pills, No, for real, I need
- 40:28Speaker 1: to start back lift and weight so that'll get my
- 40:30Speaker 1: bones back right.
- 40:31Speaker 2: I wrote about forty five minutes and I was.
- 40:33Speaker 1: Like, okay, you.
- 40:37Speaker 2: On your kneeth of them with that real lazy right though?
- 40:46Speaker 1: Were you kind of leaning forward a little bit? Oh yeah, yeah,
- 40:49Speaker 1: not the lean back and grind, but the one where
- 40:53Speaker 1: one where you lean forward and bounce like kind of
- 40:55Speaker 1: like this, like hold on, let me turn where you
- 41:00Speaker 1: go like this?
- 41:02Speaker 2: You just kind of bounce it. My ans don't do that. Okay,
- 41:07Speaker 2: I'm at thanks perfect shout out.
- 41:11Speaker 5: To the Laylas.
- 41:15Speaker 2: Lace Lace girl. No, but yeah, now it was you
- 41:20Speaker 2: gotta know the lazy bounce. I'm like, the lazy version
- 41:25Speaker 2: is like grinding. But I don't know. I do both.
- 41:29Speaker 2: I bounce, I grind, I do feet, I do knees.
- 41:31Speaker 1: I do you know. It's just you gotta do a
- 41:33Speaker 1: make sure and keep yourself moving around so that you
- 41:35Speaker 1: don't get tired.
- 41:36Speaker 2: But I tell niggas straight up, you got two bounces
- 41:40Speaker 2: in the world, and I'm down from there them.
- 41:43Speaker 1: I don't want to know this anymore. I've got you.
- 41:47Speaker 2: It's just the on the balls of my feet. Now listen.
- 41:51Speaker 2: Now that takes some strength.
- 41:52Speaker 1: Baby.
- 41:53Speaker 2: We only got so long. But you'll get up there
- 41:57Speaker 2: and you'll be challenging yourself to just you feel like.
- 42:00Speaker 1: You know what he's saying is it's like, bro, if
- 42:03Speaker 1: I'm like breathing real hard in your ears, like are
- 42:06Speaker 1: you fat bitch?
- 42:07Speaker 2: I don't care, listen all in your mouth and ship, Yeah,
- 42:17Speaker 2: I don't care what. You know what Gloria say, you
- 42:21Speaker 2: gotta make the breathing hard sexy you ship.
- 42:25Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 42:26Speaker 2: I'll just be breathing. You want to want me to
- 42:28Speaker 2: get down?
- 42:28Speaker 1: I add them on to it, and then it's like
- 42:30Speaker 1: you're breathing hard but it's like you gotta mm hmm
- 42:36Speaker 1: about how niggas we haven't sensitive stomach y'all a nigga
- 42:39Speaker 1: that didn't want you to put.
- 42:40Speaker 2: Your weight on his stomach. No, I'm like, bitch, ain't
- 42:46Speaker 2: letting on your stomach.
- 42:47Speaker 1: I ain't that big.
- 42:49Speaker 2: That so babing my stomach. This was if this was
- 42:55Speaker 2: a muscular nigga, that ship would.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Oh you chest or no when they in front of you,
- 43:04Speaker 1: just be like and you just feel the red bro.
- 43:07Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'm not playing. I'll be like, you
- 43:10Speaker 1: look so fucking yeah like you.
- 43:12Speaker 2: I didn't. I feel like sexy sounds like so old
- 43:17Speaker 2: people are fine.
- 43:18Speaker 1: I think that's but Ship, I didn't literally thought like, nigga,
- 43:22Speaker 1: your body is sexiest.
- 43:24Speaker 2: I love I love it.
- 43:26Speaker 1: You got a perky chest, you got some big ass
- 43:29Speaker 1: nice I'm talking about like we're doing it. I'm just like.
- 43:31Speaker 2: Touching, yes, yes, and I'm just like, what the fuck me?
- 43:39Speaker 1: And snipples yeah yeah, yeah. I've been told to Scott.
- 43:47Speaker 2: He hain't had it. It's what's good on here. That's
- 43:52Speaker 2: how you feel inside or when feeling.
- 43:55Speaker 1: Sorry when you hit him with the peaky and you
- 43:58Speaker 1: hit it with the peaky because you down there one
- 44:00Speaker 1: nevermin think here she goes here, she got never mind. God,
- 44:05Speaker 1: I'm saying, when you downstairs and then y'all standing up
- 44:09Speaker 1: at you on your knees and ship and you look
- 44:11Speaker 1: your pinky and you hit his nipple.
- 44:13Speaker 2: Oh I thought you were saying one and the stinky.
- 44:18Speaker 2: That's trump traffic. Oh no, don't you.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Don't you dare start that? Oh look, twin drama.
- 44:26Speaker 2: The next real for me? Please start some ship. Look
- 44:30Speaker 2: look what look at it?
- 44:32Speaker 1: It's so funny, my sister, I'm about to get jumped
- 44:38Speaker 1: some big bitches.
- 44:43Speaker 2: Relatable.
- 44:54Speaker 1: No, I swear to god, it'd be like that, she said,
- 44:58Speaker 1: doesn't make no sense, ses on like you about to
- 45:09Speaker 1: get me beat up.
- 45:10Speaker 2: This used to be me with my cousins.
- 45:12Speaker 1: Stuff, my cousins, they don't care about nothing. It can
- 45:15Speaker 1: be thirty bitches, ten niggas outside with baseball bats and bottles,
- 45:19Speaker 1: and my cousins be like, I don't give fuck.
- 45:21Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. I'd be like, bitch, I
- 45:23Speaker 2: do one thing. I'm gonna go out there, one thing
- 45:25Speaker 2: about it.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Though, you be having your designated cousin or in RCAs,
- 45:29Speaker 1: you're designated sisters who you know with the shits they
- 45:33Speaker 1: when they sliding whenever, whatever, they don't give a fuck,
- 45:37Speaker 1: Like you can pull them out the bed, you can
- 45:39Speaker 1: pick them up from their nigga house, and they gonna slide.
- 45:44Speaker 2: Not me, my cousin, Like my cousins should go out there.
- 45:47Speaker 2: If it's thirty people, she's gonna rank about tea in
- 45:49Speaker 2: by herself.
- 45:50Speaker 1: I can only fight one to two people, baby. So
- 45:52Speaker 1: if it's thirty people and I can only fight one
- 45:54Speaker 1: to two, I'm about to be up on somebody like
- 45:57Speaker 1: this liked your locks?
- 46:00Speaker 2: Oh my god that they scalped me.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Okay, so listen like fighting, First of all, how do
- 46:08Speaker 1: y'all feel about fighting at this big age? It's not happening,
- 46:12Speaker 1: Like it would literally have to be something that I
- 46:14Speaker 1: couldnot avoid to fight at this big age.
- 46:17Speaker 2: I'm not with it. I don't fuck with it.
- 46:19Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. I had a case. I had
- 46:22Speaker 1: a pending a battery case that got thrown out because
- 46:25Speaker 1: I was in the syy, but I couldn't work as
- 46:28Speaker 1: a Nurse's serious, like, bitch, y'all, I'm sorry you could
- 46:33Speaker 1: hold me, bitch. Hey, really, I'm not for that. I'm
- 46:40Speaker 1: not really trying to get hold However, I to get
- 46:42Speaker 1: hold the thing, but you got it, bro, I had
- 46:45Speaker 1: to be a stripper, like only for a minute because
- 46:49Speaker 1: of that.
- 46:50Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not worth it. No gonna hold you
- 46:52Speaker 2: my job. They ask you every year did you catch you?
- 46:55Speaker 2: In cases? This year did you catch They don't care
- 46:58Speaker 2: if it's a miss the mirror. They want to know.
- 47:00Speaker 2: So I definitely get that. However, I don't know.
- 47:05Speaker 1: I feel like more and so dude, I'm definitely not
- 47:08Speaker 1: trying to fight when certain ship is going on. When
- 47:10Speaker 1: I got break, like how you gotta look. Don't fight
- 47:13Speaker 1: me with no motherfucking not list than my motherfucking head.
- 47:17Speaker 1: Don't fight me when my nails are long. Don't fight
- 47:19Speaker 1: me when I'm with my kid. Oh, I don't even
- 47:22Speaker 1: find me when I got heels on, like take them
- 47:25Speaker 1: bitches off, Like I don't want to. It's so many scenarios.
- 47:29Speaker 1: I don't want to fight. I just feel like at
- 47:32Speaker 1: this age, we you know we can avoid it, like
- 47:38Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of because I was thinking
- 47:44Speaker 1: and fight, but a lot of lines are avoidable, like
- 47:48Speaker 1: especially if you're not being childish. So bitch, I'm trying
- 47:53Speaker 1: to avoid them. I ain't gonna lie. Like the only
- 47:55Speaker 1: time I probably feel like people my body I gotta
- 47:59Speaker 1: fight is if I was wanting to get cheated on
- 48:01Speaker 1: me or something. But if I ran down, then my
- 48:03Speaker 1: hair is probably rapped. I'm probably already on this type.
- 48:06Speaker 1: That's not gonna say like I think now this big agent.
- 48:09Speaker 1: My only issues used to be me like yeah, because
- 48:15Speaker 1: the point I will try to fight them on if
- 48:17Speaker 1: I'm drunk or something. But I don't remembering you know.
- 48:23Speaker 2: That situation told me one of her friends, Thank you,
- 48:29Speaker 2: Gilly Papa. How does she know that we were talking
- 48:34Speaker 2: about her though? But did so? The friend knew the story, okay,
- 48:40Speaker 2: And I keep sitting these cities up all night.
- 48:43Speaker 1: So if you want to start to go from me
- 48:44Speaker 1: for a boot job, I'm trying to have my titties out.
- 48:46Speaker 2: But Bart gave us fucking late. Take them on, take
- 48:49Speaker 2: them off, take your off.
- 48:51Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell that's all that you had
- 48:52Speaker 1: to say. But I rapped with her about that, and
- 48:56Speaker 1: I talked to her about it. It's just honestly, even
- 48:59Speaker 1: when we reap with shit on the show, it's just.
- 49:02Speaker 2: Like like when your friends was why she do that?
- 49:05Speaker 1: Why she do that?
- 49:07Speaker 2: He was like, I don't know, but it was like
- 49:10Speaker 2: I was just drunk. I don't know either, and I
- 49:13Speaker 2: don't remember that that shit was just on some drunk shit.
- 49:16Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 49:17Speaker 2: Y'all stay tuned into it and hopefully she starts watching
- 49:20Speaker 2: as well.
- 49:21Speaker 1: So we're not a bad guy. But it's the liquor.
- 49:26Speaker 1: I hate it when we bring up this fucking topic.
- 49:29Speaker 1: By the way it is, y'all knows. It's trot birthday
- 49:33Speaker 1: and everything. Why I had this nigga right, he for
- 49:39Speaker 1: whatever reason, he was my boyfriend, and he used to
- 49:42Speaker 1: always forget my age. He always thought that I was
- 49:44Speaker 1: younger than what I actually was. Even when I used
- 49:47Speaker 1: to like correct him. He's still like, We'll be talking
- 49:51Speaker 1: about age like months down the line or something, and
- 49:53Speaker 1: he'll still say some crazy shit like.
- 49:55Speaker 2: It's twenty nine. So anyway, it's so boomed.
- 49:59Speaker 1: So we had bro up or whatever, and we was
- 50:01Speaker 1: just chilling, cooling, and he was talking about like who
- 50:05Speaker 1: he was dealing with because we were no longer together
- 50:08Speaker 1: or whatever. Y'all know, I don't even play them type games,
- 50:11Speaker 1: but he was like saying like that the girl he
- 50:14Speaker 1: was talking to was older and shit. So I'm like, okay, cool,
- 50:19Speaker 1: I'm like, he with an older bitch and she's probably
- 50:21Speaker 1: less toxic, less argumentative or.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Whatever, y'all.
- 50:25Speaker 1: Wow, Way later in life, I find out who the
- 50:28Speaker 1: nigga was fucking with.
- 50:29Speaker 2: The bitch the same age as me. He said he
- 50:32Speaker 2: had an old thing.
- 50:33Speaker 1: Yes, I just he always used to refer to her
- 50:37Speaker 1: as the older beach, like an older beach, and I'm
- 50:39Speaker 1: just like, okay, wait, she's like a year or two
- 50:42Speaker 1: older than me.
- 50:45Speaker 2: Now that's the same.
- 50:47Speaker 1: Though, what's the older nigga to y'all? Like if you say.
- 50:52Speaker 2: Forty ball is an older nigga, Okay, but I'm just
- 50:55Speaker 2: like a nigga older.
- 50:59Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just like, he really don't know my age.
- 51:01Speaker 1: She don't even know homegirl got only a year or
- 51:04Speaker 1: two on me.
- 51:06Speaker 2: But yeah, mm hmm. Wow. He even thinks that sisters
- 51:11Speaker 2: that are younger than me are older than me. Your sisters, yes,
- 51:16Speaker 2: when you said sisters my.
- 51:18Speaker 1: Black brothers, I think so.
- 51:23Speaker 2: I never tried the number one song.
- 51:29Speaker 1: How can you forget that that that's youful, that's me?
- 51:42Speaker 2: She sings like that member.
- 51:44Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a mazy gray song, though I forget
- 51:48Speaker 1: what the topic was that we were singing a song
- 51:49Speaker 1: about and he said, I brought the song up, but
- 51:53Speaker 1: it was like a white people's song.
- 51:54Speaker 2: He was like, no, this more. What minds your business?
- 51:57Speaker 2: I'm trying to see.
- 52:01Speaker 1: I remember I told them to put the like the
- 52:03Speaker 1: mirror like in front of they was like, no, this
- 52:05Speaker 1: is gonna just look at herself the whole.
- 52:07Speaker 2: Why would y'all say me? Wha co cohort? Covert? What's
- 52:15Speaker 2: that mean? Words on the rocks? Google it? But words
- 52:18Speaker 2: from the block, though, hits with you. All the different.
- 52:25Speaker 1: Forms of et cetera, That the different forms of words
- 52:29Speaker 1: that black people use for et cetera. Like me, for instance,
- 52:33Speaker 1: I'm a girl. I'm more of a wooty woo school
- 52:40Speaker 1: or blah blah blah.
- 52:42Speaker 2: That's me. I'm like blah blah blah. Like damn, I
- 52:45Speaker 2: know I say something what I be saying like I
- 52:47Speaker 2: can't remember what I said X.
- 52:48Speaker 1: Y zyz, I've used x y z.
- 52:53Speaker 2: I don't know if boom.
- 52:58Speaker 1: In this situation, but.
- 53:01Speaker 2: I think I'm a blah blah blah ya YadA, YadA,
- 53:06Speaker 2: YadA too.
- 53:07Speaker 1: You ever do that, malk you sophisticated say or whatever
- 53:15Speaker 1: like okay or whatever you know, he was telling me
- 53:19Speaker 1: this or whatever.
- 53:20Speaker 2: Like I say that a lot. I also say, you know,
- 53:23Speaker 2: I'd be like, you.
- 53:24Speaker 6: Know that good one, good wine.
- 53:29Speaker 2: But it'd be annoying me because I'd be like, what, like,
- 53:31Speaker 2: what is the this and the that we need? I
- 53:33Speaker 2: need all of the It's just like some steady the
- 53:37Speaker 2: stuff Y'll be leaving out that be important? Boom and yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 53:43Speaker 2: what's been going on with Love Island kicking?
- 53:47Speaker 1: So they're down to the final four or whatever. The
- 53:49Speaker 1: final four couples, the one that I was rooting for,
- 53:52Speaker 1: did not make it, however, so one thing I will say,
- 53:56Speaker 1: just to piggyback off of words from The Rocks Word's
- 54:00Speaker 1: friend the Block, I'm bad.
- 54:04Speaker 2: One thing I will say about that show.
- 54:05Speaker 1: They'd be like, so they be coupled up, and then
- 54:08Speaker 1: they'd be like, the next step is, oh, we're exclusive
- 54:11Speaker 1: or oh we're closed off? Right, So one of the
- 54:13Speaker 1: final four couples, she her and her dude announced that
- 54:17Speaker 1: they were exclusive or they was closed off, and her
- 54:20Speaker 1: best friend in the house she was like, oh, so,
- 54:22Speaker 1: y'all a situation ship and she was offended because she's like, there, no,
- 54:30Speaker 1: I just.
- 54:30Speaker 2: Feel like, are y'all boyfriend and girlfriend or not?
- 54:33Speaker 1: You know, like if you're saying, oh, I'm closed off
- 54:36Speaker 1: or or we're exclusive, that's just another way of saying, oh,
- 54:40Speaker 1: I guess we're to me. That's like we're talking because
- 54:43Speaker 1: do we go together or not? Are we boyfriend and girlfriend? No,
- 54:45Speaker 1: we're not boyfriend and girlfriends, but we're dating exclusively to
- 54:48Speaker 1: get to that point, but about what is the way about?
- 54:52Speaker 2: Just some people need a little more time.
- 54:57Speaker 1: So this means so this means that we're dating exclusively.
- 55:01Speaker 1: We're not gonna try other people. But this is a
- 55:03Speaker 1: set pre before us being in a relationship, because once
- 55:10Speaker 1: you get in a relationship, like once we put a
- 55:12Speaker 1: stamp on it that we're a girlfriend and boyfriend, in
- 55:14Speaker 1: my head, it's like, okay, we're a long term like yeah,
- 55:18Speaker 1: I'm going over her people house or her his people
- 55:21Speaker 1: house for Thanksgiving type shit. You know, like but so.
- 55:26Speaker 2: So then then it is friend. It's situationship. A situationship
- 55:31Speaker 2: is disrespectful. Situationship is like that's how the situation is.
- 55:36Speaker 1: Like low key and you're like fucking around, and it's like,
- 55:38Speaker 1: y'all could probably fuck with other people and not call
- 55:41Speaker 1: each other out. Because it's like we're not even trying
- 55:43Speaker 1: to be in a relationship. We're just comfortable with where
- 55:45Speaker 1: we're at. It's a situationship, like whatever the situations are.
- 55:49Speaker 2: There's no promotions.
- 55:53Speaker 1: But no, let me say this, in a situationship, whatever
- 55:57Speaker 1: the situation is, that's keeping y'all from.
- 55:59Speaker 2: Being able to be together. That's that's what that is.
- 56:02Speaker 2: When we're exclusively dating, we know that we're trying to
- 56:05Speaker 2: get to this, okay.
- 56:06Speaker 1: But you can't come to Thanksgiving dinner people your situationship.
- 56:12Speaker 1: I feel like you can have a situationship with your
- 56:14Speaker 1: ex like, oh, we're exits, so we're not together, but
- 56:18Speaker 1: I love this nigga. I'll fuck with this nigga right now.
- 56:21Speaker 1: And that's we're a situationship and.
- 56:23Speaker 2: You've been in a long term situation with him before.
- 56:27Speaker 1: Are just circumstantial term committed relationship because it's because of
- 56:34Speaker 1: whatever situation. Should exclusively dating not be synonymous too and boyfriend? Now?
- 56:42Speaker 2: What the fuck is the difference between oh we're exclusive boyfriend?
- 56:47Speaker 1: If we're exclusive exclusively dating, I feel like you have
- 56:50Speaker 1: to say the exclusively dating part, seeing where exclusive means
- 56:54Speaker 1: is just me and you.
- 56:54Speaker 2: That's exclusively dating.
- 56:57Speaker 1: When I hear exclusively we're dating, we're we're still trying
- 57:00Speaker 1: to see if we want to be boyfriend and girlfriends.
- 57:02Speaker 1: We're not fucking with other people.
- 57:05Speaker 2: Okay, See that's a y'all thing.
- 57:07Speaker 1: And I also feel like that's a generational thing as well,
- 57:09Speaker 1: like but as the times goes by your life relationship,
- 57:13Speaker 1: you spend the day with him and then y'all never
- 57:16Speaker 1: but that's all my relationships that I ever had in
- 57:19Speaker 1: my life. They was like, you're gonna do my girl
- 57:21Speaker 1: on like day two, and that's how that shit happened.
- 57:23Speaker 1: That's how I feel like, that's a gen z thing.
- 57:26Speaker 1: Why the fuck are we taking today to become girlfriend?
- 57:29Speaker 2: And because this big age?
- 57:31Speaker 1: Do you really want to do that? Don't you know?
- 57:33Speaker 2: That's what I feel like. It's a sign of the times,
- 57:36Speaker 2: Like that is a it's a.
- 57:38Speaker 1: Sign of maturity, it's a sign of growth. Give me
- 57:42Speaker 1: some liquor, Nobody at It's just fucking Mike.
- 57:47Speaker 2: Nobody asked this nigga, you want liquor or champagne? Liquor, liquor.
- 57:52Speaker 1: It's just a sign of growth and being like, hey,
- 57:54Speaker 1: I want to feel this person out a little bit
- 57:56Speaker 1: more like but you have too much, like a relationship
- 57:59Speaker 1: with Mike, his father, I should have exclusively dated him.
- 58:03Speaker 1: But for another thing, that's another thing too, like he
- 58:07Speaker 1: has the luxury of seeing dating at it from a
- 58:10Speaker 1: different less than us because he's gen z right, So
- 58:13Speaker 1: even like how the girls group who did the same thing?
- 58:20Speaker 2: Who what?
- 58:21Speaker 1: Who knew who dated around? Okay, all right, but for
- 58:25Speaker 1: the most part, I feel like when y'all was younger,
- 58:28Speaker 1: do y'all not feel like y'all was super quick to
- 58:30Speaker 1: cuff a nigga or they were super quick to cuff
- 58:32Speaker 1: you and you went, yeah your name. Yeah, true when
- 58:35Speaker 1: we were young. Different now because we know that society's
- 58:38Speaker 1: we are better. But also I feel like because of
- 58:41Speaker 1: social media, they the younger, they see that just like
- 58:46Speaker 1: how they see like be slower to have a nigga baby.
- 58:48Speaker 1: It's the same thing, like that we bumped our heads
- 58:51Speaker 1: for them, so now we're all on the same levels.
- 58:55Speaker 1: We learned them, Like, oh god, we learned y'all lessons
- 58:59Speaker 1: for y'all. Champagne, I would hope the fuck not.
- 59:09Speaker 2: He obviously wouldn't. Hypothetically, I don't know that right, I would.
- 59:20Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a new term though, because I feel like
- 59:26Speaker 1: back in the day. It is though a little bit
- 59:29Speaker 1: because I feel.
- 59:30Speaker 2: Like back in the day when the nigga like I
- 59:33Speaker 2: want you to be mine you, we was going.
- 59:36Speaker 1: I feel like for us, we saw our parents were married,
- 59:40Speaker 1: and then like when I was a kid, most of
- 59:43Speaker 1: like the relationships that we saw in real life and
- 59:46Speaker 1: on movies, it was like a lot of like more
- 59:48Speaker 1: long term ship. I feel like maybe the younger people
- 59:52Speaker 1: below us, like they saw motherfuckers like having baby daddies
- 59:56Speaker 1: and dating around and stuff like that, so they like
- 59:59Speaker 1: approaching daty differently.
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: Yeah, it only makes sense.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: I'm literally, I'm literally going through this right now, and
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: my biggest thing with it is see with caution.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just feel like to get to like
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: Michael said, to try to learn somebody while you're already.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: Who said, Well, I'm saying to learn the want it
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: it's too late because what if I learned something that
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: I don't like. But with me being in a relationship
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: with you now, it's kind of it's different, Like we're
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: kind of more tidy. You can't just like break it off.
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I want to be able to cut ties
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: when and it takes a minute to learn all the
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: different les somebody and then these men, a lot of
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: them be capping at first, and so the women do.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: Because I'm definitely a cap That's why you need that time.
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: Like everything, I like to cook, I like to clean.
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: I shut that stay because are your academy or not?
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: Do you be watching me on this pot or not?
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: Everybody watching me on the pot watching I can cook?
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: I just don't care to. I can cook. I can cook.
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: I actually can cook.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: I just don't things. Are you?
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: What's your dish? What do you bring?
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Some of the green beans?
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: Okay, green beans is mindy and I'm just gonna shove
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: with some waters. Just some liquor. Oh bitch, I'm gonna
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: bring some liquor, liquor. I know how to cook. I
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: just don't care to be in the kitchenles. It's hilarious.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: It was hot, y'all.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: What would pitch off if somebody showed up at the
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: function with it.
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: Some some store ball potato salad. Oh that's a good one.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: That's a good one.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: We're gonna eat that. Y'all know. I've been I've been
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: on my Love Island beings lately.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: And one of them niggas showed up to friends giving
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: with a roll of paper tails that wasn't even in
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: the plastic.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: No trif Like, bitch, you making us look bad? Why
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: would you show up?
- 1:02:17Speaker 6: Yes?
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: Do y'all do? Workplace pot looks? Y'all don't.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: I don't partake. I did win a chili contest one time.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: Kind of person. So my daddy made the chili I won.
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: You made a jacquelinarn contest one time? My baby daddy
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: made the jacquelnern.
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: It was the like we've always been saying. It was amazing.
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: You want the chili contest at your dad.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: They want the chili contest our neighborhood.
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: My daddy made it, so y'all didn't win, he said, Cautina.
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: They're not gonna let me win.
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: So I'm gonna make it and put your name on
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: it because they'll let you win because they be hating
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: on me. I'm like, okay, cool.
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: See I knew I was going before I even went
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: with him, and that Jackuel Internet.
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: Workplace pot looks. How do y'all feel about workplace romance?
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: Shout out to Shout out to Nick to zero is
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: this our super chat?
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: Yes?
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: Through the world two Z roads three Shout out to
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: you he said, what's your feelings on workplace romance? How
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: do y'all feel? My opinion is I'm not doing it,
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: and if.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: I work, I work at a hospital, obviously, I just
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: don't want to be the nurse getting cracked by no
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: because they gonna talk and renne mouth and then they're gonna.
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: Be like, oh, yeah, no, I'm sorry. I don't want
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: to do it.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: And I don't think it's anything wrong with it, like
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: people used to meet their partners at work and stuff
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: like that, but something just not right about it to me.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: I just feel like in a lot of workspaces these days,
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: especially at our age, these niggas got wives and ship. Yeah.
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: Like, so I've been in the workplace and the nigga,
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: I mean, he was. He was holier than that, y'all.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: He was using like the Bible to get closer to
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: me get some He was definitely married, y'all.
- 1:04:21Speaker 8: He was.
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: He bought me a Bible. I brought that motherfucker home.
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: My baby daddy threw that motherfucker across the room.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: That's not cool.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: He watched the Bible. I'm like, don't act like that
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: got me this Bible for real. But I'm just saying it's.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: And then like hindsight, I'm just thinking like, okay, it's
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: just innocent whatever.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: It ain't that. But in my brain now I'm.
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: Just like this nigga was tru in the lord's name,
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: in the lord's name and the job name, I don't know. Well,
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: I've had a workplace in Romance and I do ain't
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: have that many jobs.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: You had a work hubby. I had a work cubby.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: And how was the thrill of walking past everybody knowing
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: that I was getting drilled to the thrilled.
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: It was so thrilling, like I would like, brush up again.
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: You were aware, you weren't embarrassed.
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: Once everybody started finding out, it was more people were
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: just like once everybody started finding out, it kind of
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: pissed me off, because shut up, why do y'all care
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: that much? And I know, and that's what they do.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: They fixate on that, like a nurse was cracking because
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: the nurses they used to and it was always a
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: white nurse cracking a black CNA or a tech and
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: it would always be like a rumor and I'm just like,
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: that will never be me one. I don't give a
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: fuck if I'm cracking a tech or a nurse or
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: a doctor.
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: You're not about to talk about me cracking none of
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: these niggas in here. It's so many niggas to choose from.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: Bro Okay, I'm not. It was so it was the
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: thrill of it, Like I like being in the same
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: room with you and your girlfriend.
- 1:06:07Speaker 6: The fact that she don't know turns me on what
- 1:06:12Speaker 6: she'll never yes that we got this thing going.
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: It's so terrible, okay, but it was definitely fun. But
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: like I said, I ain't got no damn job. I
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: got a job now because.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: Exterri praise report she got a job. I passed the
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: drug test.
- 1:06:35Speaker 5: Let me tell you she got a job on these.
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: Drug tests for whatever reason. Don't quote me, but a
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: lot of the time they're not trusting for marijuana anymore.
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: Oh good test for that.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: In the w n b A just gonna say they're
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna test positive for myth, Like why wouldn't
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: say that?
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: On the podcast?
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: Here is our girls teeth intact, Thank you, birth, her
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: skin not peeling away.
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: Thank you, Saucy Sentanao. Okay, oh yeah, so do you guys.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: I'm sorry this is so random.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: I know we're talking about birthdays, but do you know
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: so like, have you ever thought about, like when you die,
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: that whatever you got on will be your ghost out
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: fit for all of eternity.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: I'm gonna be naked as hell.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: No, I hope it will be my funeral outfit, and
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: I hope you will put me in something nice pearls,
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: pearls swear I'll make sure you look good for your funeral,
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: But can you make sure I look good? For Yes,
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: I got you, but not too dressing. I'm like, I
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: don't want to wear heels in after life. I just
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: want to to be hurt, something simple like you know,
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: like if you put me in some some red yeah
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: I will. Please, don't casket for eternity in the thousand
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: dollars work for clothes. I'm not gonna lie, But did
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: you ever see the movie Ghost? Like interesting? Ghost is
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: gonna be the alphabet dying.
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: I'm just almost positive I'm gonna be naked. You know
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: what I feel good about? You think probably?
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: But if I'm not, now that we on this podcast
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: and people be noticing us when we'll be outside, I'm
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: confident I might look.
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: Okay, this is the thing.
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: Imagine me hunging somebody naked his hell titties down to
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: the floor. I'm going to knocked him out before I
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: even gotten the wrong go.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: Through dramastic and I swear they hang out. Do your
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: titties hang Look.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: That's the real, that's the world fat Okay. So when
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: you get them done or you're gonna get an implant. Ye,
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: I want to whatever the thing is up in there.
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like that ship, smaller so bad. I
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: just want.
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: Porn star titties. Yes, mm hmmy, would you say wrap
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: it up? We're about to Yes, talk to guy. You're
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: not talking to me because.
- 1:09:10Speaker 6: I like this.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: You're not even doing it for real?
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