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🍑 RHOA Recap: "Sesame Street Insults" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama Darling. Drama Darling, Drama Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, welcome in, Darlings. This is Drama Darling and
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  Speaker 2: Jamie Moyer is here with me to recap Atlanta.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Jamels, how are you welcome in?
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: Welcome in, by the way, welcome in, Thank you, Welcome
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: into the two year anniversary of Drama Darling.
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: Good grabs Drama Darling. I love the show hosted by
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  Speaker 1: the best person, pat Amy.
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you so much. Yeah, I'm really excited.
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  Speaker 1: Stands for Moyer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Jamie Moyer.
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  Speaker 2: This Saturday, I'm having like a special trivia zoom two
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  Speaker 2: year celebration for the Patreon folks. So if you haven't
• 1:15
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• 1:21
  Speaker 2: over there, tons of stuff happening. Vander pump Villa is
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: over there right now. Hollywood Demons will be up over
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: there the episode of Recap Housewives.
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  Speaker 3: So much stuff Summer house there.
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  Speaker 4: You can see my nails, janietching my shirt because that's
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  Speaker 4: only for the Tier two or higher.
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  Speaker 2: Tier two or higher darlings get to watch the show,
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  Speaker 2: watch the podcast and it is enjoyable. Today I am
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: wearing a Oh Jamie, is her nails match her sweater.
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  Speaker 3: It's a nude if.
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  Speaker 2: You will, unplanned darlings, and this is the kind of
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  Speaker 2: stuff if you get over at Patran I am wearing
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: a blouse, a white blouse with a velvet black bow
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: as the kerchief slash tie to my unsolved lipe, because
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  Speaker 2: I think it's important to get dressed up to talk
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  Speaker 2: about these ladies. Now, if we can just get into Atlanta,
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: Bye God, Bye God. Cynthia, my beacon of light, Cynthia.
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: I just absolutely love her so much. But like when
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: she said the only thing that's open after midnight is legs,
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  Speaker 2: jail and the er, and that that's why you need
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: to take your ass to bed early, I.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, that's my gal.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, she's right, She's so right.
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  Speaker 2: God, I hate to say it, you know, because you know,
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  Speaker 2: but every once in a while, you know, you got
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  Speaker 2: to have like you gotta do what you got to do.
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  Speaker 2: But I have always heard, you know, nothing good happens
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  Speaker 2: after ten, Nothing good happens after midnight.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's not ten, your going to better.
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  Speaker 3: I've always heard.
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  Speaker 2: That nothing good ever happens after six thirty, you know,
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  Speaker 2: And I am like, you are so right, Mama.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's for me. It's nothing good
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  Speaker 1: happens after six am. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: Last night I was texting with Carla Carlos texts. She's
• 3:25
  Speaker 4: up at She's like as insomnia at like one, She's like,
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  Speaker 4: how do you do this?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, how do you do what?
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  Speaker 4: I'm about to record a voiceover audition, do my dishes
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  Speaker 4: and watch the pit. I got my best work done
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  Speaker 4: yesterday between one and five am.
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  Speaker 1: Are you even texting?
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  Speaker 3: That is amazing?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a normal person. I think it's time to
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  Speaker 4: just say it. I wrote back to her. I said,
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  Speaker 4: just did audition four or four baby, and I feel
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  Speaker 4: alive for the first time today yesterday, question Mark.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that, Jamie. And you know what,
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  Speaker 2: I I obviously have a child, and so if I didn't,
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of ship I'd be running
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  Speaker 2: over here. I would be right there with you, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: because nothing needs to dictate your schedule if you A
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  Speaker 2: don't have a child and B don't have a specific
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  Speaker 2: nine to five, right.
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  Speaker 1: That's right? And you know that's absolutely true.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, So with both those things you can kind of
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  Speaker 2: fly by night literally.
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  Speaker 4: Literally, Well, you're right, Amy, And also, you know you've
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  Speaker 4: known me for many, many years.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just a nocturnal person.
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  Speaker 4: I hate waking up, and even my mom says when
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  Speaker 4: I was a baby, I hate waking up. But anyway,
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  Speaker 4: back to Cynthia Bailey, she nailed it. I'm with her,
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  Speaker 4: but in theory only.
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  Speaker 2: Where my owls at.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I love owls.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So yeah, Cynthia talking of just speaking truth because
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  Speaker 2: she's obviously talking about when everyone comes back from Nashville
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  Speaker 2: and then we're all talking about what happened at the pool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: drink Drink called Angela, big bird, Angela out her window
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: like Rapunzel, like leaning over trying to hear them talk.
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  Speaker 2: They were having a blast, and Smia says that Porscha
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  Speaker 2: said that Charles cheated and got has this outside baby
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  Speaker 2: and then like she was well, Porsha does say she
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  Speaker 2: was mimicking Angela coming down, you know, like boom boom.
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  Speaker 3: Remember she was in the kitchen telling her sister I
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  Speaker 3: was dying.
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  Speaker 1: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 4: Well they got caught, you know, they got busted. Nobody
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  Speaker 4: wants to get busted. Shit talk to someone amy knows.
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  Speaker 4: What's the first thing I do when we go for
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  Speaker 4: a gossip session. I turn my phone.
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  Speaker 2: All the way No, you like, I mean, she turns
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  Speaker 2: it off, and then she'll turn it back on to
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  Speaker 2: make sure that it was turned off, and then she'll
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  Speaker 2: turn it back off again and they'll be like, wait,
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  Speaker 2: did I just turn it off? Or did I just
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  Speaker 2: turn it back off? And I'm like, throw it in
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  Speaker 2: the pool.
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  Speaker 4: You know, twirk it right off of your ass into
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  Speaker 4: the hot tub and drown the phone. Yeah, they got busted.
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  Speaker 4: You know, that's not a nice feeling. I've said it again.
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  Speaker 4: Angela is getting treated like the poopoo on your shoes,
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  Speaker 4: shoe like they are treating her so badly.
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  Speaker 1: She keeps she's.
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  Speaker 4: Like the being the fall guy for unnecessary things. She's
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  Speaker 4: not as problematic as they are painting her out to be.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: But she is coming for Portia and Porsia has you know,
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  Speaker 2: her allies surrounding her, and they're gonna go to the
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  Speaker 2: mat for her.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Every time.
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  Speaker 2: Kelly Kelly is like, I'll do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I love when Kelly Kelly is so cute, like her
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  Speaker 2: showing up with that top out in public, with the
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  Speaker 2: bodyguard walking like there is nothing covering, there's nothing to
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  Speaker 2: this top right, and I am loving it so much
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: because you need like this is why I watch Housewives,
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  Speaker 2: Like I want someone like that who's gonna come so
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  Speaker 2: scantily clad that when you're looking at her, you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: she's fully topless.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, she has.
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  Speaker 2: A couple strings holding something up and then you know
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  Speaker 2: the rest you can't see because she is short, so
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  Speaker 2: like the table was covering the bottom of her boobs
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  Speaker 2: and it was just like the funniest shot I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't like. Next week someone calls her a troll?
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  Speaker 1: Not nice? Who said that? Who said that? That needs
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  Speaker 1: to be one of your sound effects?
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  Speaker 3: I know you got telling me I need to go
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  Speaker 3: find it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we get troll. We give like big Bird
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  Speaker 2: was this week. No one wants to be called big bird,
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  Speaker 2: you know. But Porscha's like, I didn't say big word,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like big bird. I'm like, oh, that totally sounds
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  Speaker 2: like something you would.
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  Speaker 1: Say, Kundre.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of Atlanta ladies will go
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: and reach from the Sesame Street puppets for insults. I
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: swear to God, am I wrong about this? I swear
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  Speaker 2: they're always.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe so.
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  Speaker 4: I think you could be onto something here that's there,
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  Speaker 4: that's their litmus for going off on someone.
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  Speaker 2: What was the imaginary friends? Nuffle up agus. I feel like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, someone's like snuffle up i gus over here,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and it's like we don't see her there.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you, that's your imaginary friend, you know. It's
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  Speaker 2: like you're so far up her ass, You're like snuffle
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  Speaker 2: up agains and we don't even see her.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like they're constantly drawing from cartoons and
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  Speaker 2: animation and like kids shows.
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: You said that, and it's the it's the al that's
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: licking the totsy pop sitting at the table. Who said that?
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  Speaker 1: How many Nicks does it take to get to the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of who said this about Candy? No Whicks?
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  Speaker 2: You know, they'll just totally be on it. They are
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  Speaker 2: so funny, Yeah, so funny.
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  Speaker 4: I want to pors you know, I love Porsia, love her. Well,
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: oh god, I don't want to jump here quite yet.
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  Speaker 4: I say one last thing about that Porsche. You know
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  Speaker 4: you said I'll sleep with her husband? How would that be,
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  Speaker 4: And that was very funny. I think that's hilarious. That's
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  Speaker 4: something I would say. I don't think that anybody needs
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  Speaker 4: to hold her feet to the fire.
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  Speaker 3: That was a really good bit, really funny.
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  Speaker 1: But she won't. She won't she say it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, also, she's saying she's drunk, and that's fine by me.
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  Speaker 2: She was probably totally wasted and she might not fully
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  Speaker 2: remember that well. She was probably acting like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Angela coming down like Bigfoot or something, which, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: reminded me of a very old school insult where Luanne
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: was talking about Alex coming down and she was like,
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: she's coming down in her Herman Monster shoes and she's like, yeah,
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: not Herman Monster, they're Louis Vauton. She's like, yeah, Baton
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  Speaker 2: makes mistakes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like an open staircase and she was
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  Speaker 4: like clop clop.
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  Speaker 2: So I just I know that four show was drunk,
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  Speaker 2: but she one hundred percent said like, I'll have Charles.
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  Speaker 2: She one hundred percent was like, here comes big Bird,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and that's fine. But I do appreciate her
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  Speaker 2: saying later, like obviously to Cynthia, because Cynthia our beacon
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: and our guiding lights, sitting there with all the groups,
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  Speaker 2: every one of them. She was like doctor Drew or something.
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  Speaker 2: In this episode, she sat down on her everybody's side
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  Speaker 2: about the Nashville thing, about the pool or whatever. But
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: then Porscha's like, you know, I would never like have
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  Speaker 2: like f anybody's husband, and and Cynthia's like absolutely, oh
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  Speaker 2: my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: So Cynthia is like so co signing Porsche and just
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  Speaker 2: pushing aside what we all had been saying about how
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  Speaker 2: she got you know, Simon.
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  Speaker 1: And then.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what else I was gonna say.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: I think I lost It's okay said, she says shit,
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: and she's trying to, you know, cover her tracks.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, that's where you were headed.
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  Speaker 4: And I think it's it's absolutely hilarious how she throws
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: a rock and hides her hand.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, I didn't say that. The
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: confessionals like absolutely said it, like it's just so funny
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: The thing I didn't want to ruin that I just
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: might as well say is when I saw Pedra in
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  Speaker 4: the Oh, I just was like yes, yes, like I
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: just I cannot wait.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: Owls come alive. Yeah, Oh my god, I know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: I think this season, Yes, sure, it's been it's been
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: somewhat lukewarm.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: I've enjoyed it, though. You and I different a little bit.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: Last week. I said, I thought it was pretty dann good.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: You were like, it's kind of so.
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: So when Vader comes in, it's going to knock it
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: into the stratosphere, I hope, and I think, welcome back,
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: welcome back, welcome in, welcome in. But you did mess
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: up with my girl, Candy, and that was a mess.
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: But you have been in rbitory a very long time.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, and you run and we decided to wash ourselves
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: of those sins.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we had forgiveness and we're going to move forward.
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: For all we know, Candy probably has a Candy is
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: a very forgiving person. I look to her daily. I
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: have a shrine. I look to Candy daily for how
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: to be a more forgiving person.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: So I she never do the show with PHAs.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: But she will never do the make anyway.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: She's busy, Okay, all right, Well, Cynthia's like, I'm gonna
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: have my Bailey cue and I'm gonna have a prophet there,
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: and I'm like those are two things in the world
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  Speaker 2: of housewives that like, those things fall on her ears
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: and it just tickles them because we're so we love
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: it so much.
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  Speaker 3: But if anyone outside of.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: Our stratosphere were to hear that, they'd be like what now,
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: They're like, that makes perfect sense, Like of course.
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: Why was I expecting a prophet like a like a
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: man first of all, like a long robe like coming
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: in like this.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, Oh this is nice lady, how fun?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this lady was just like pretty much a party
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: guest that was saying anything anybody would ever say, which
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: is like, what did he do to you? And we're like, yeah,
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: we all have that story.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: What was the other housewives? Where the the it was?
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: It was New Jersey where the one was friends with
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  Speaker 4: jen Aiden and she goes, I see you doing three
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  Speaker 4: endorsements this year toothpaste, shampoo, and uh bras and Jenna
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: Aiden was like what, Like.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: She's the real deal.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, uh no, we don't think so, thank you.
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: What psychic says endorsements, it's endorsemationable, it's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: The prophet, too, was not going to be mistaken for
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  Speaker 2: anything else other than a prophet because she doesn't want
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: to be held to that because so like when Kelly
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, okay, I'm ready for my reading. Do
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: you want to hold my hand? Do you want to
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: read my palm? Do you need to like, you know,
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: look at my coffee, tea grounds or whatever, she was like,
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  Speaker 2: I am a prophet.
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: I don't need any of that ship. I say it
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  Speaker 3: the way I say it. You know. She just was
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: like laying it down and.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, profit gone off it.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, Amy, I know you're gonna say, Jamie,
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: you're so easily distractable. My shirt also matches this Kleenex
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: and my nails.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: This is unreal at this point. Am I a profit?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: You're a color prophet? Yes, I will say that. That
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: is No, that is kind of amazing.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Actually it's uncangle.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Those neutral shades are popping over there.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I've been lacking, all right, all right enough, but just so.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: I always do like when I get those clean xboxes,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: I'm always like which room should I put this one in?
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  Speaker 2: You know.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Boxes for cleanex?
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, yes so, but but I also want to say
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: about that profit doctor Natasha intuitive life strategist. And yes,
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: she was like, I'm one hundred percent of profit. And
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: then she goes to hug Angela, remember, and like she
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: spills her wine glass and everyone's like, oh, oh no,
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: it's a sign.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: It's good. Please.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: I loved it. Oh yeah, and I love that.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Natasha was like, just like I said, when she came in,
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: she was like, oh, you know you've had some depression.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: You know, you're you're coming into earning a lot of money.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Just all the stuff that is pretty obvious. And then
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: she was like, who has a Porsche? Because that would
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: be a great guess. Oh, she got that vehicle wrong,
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: didn't she, Because no one there.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Had a Porsche.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: She could have said literally any other vehicle, any other
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: high end luxury car, and then they all would have
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: like range Rover her I mean Mercedes. We've seen them
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: pull up and that she didn't have it. She didn't
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: have it.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: But then she turned it into Porsche.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she tried to do that, but no.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Amy, I've told you this before. I've gone
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: to one amazing tarot card reader who nailed it, and
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: then maybe actually two two amazing tarot card readers. But
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: I paid one hundred dollars. This is back in nineteen
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  Speaker 4: ninety nine, I paid one hundred dollars to go see
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  Speaker 4: a psychic in Canada that my friends swore by. It
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: was one hundred bucks. And we went into her house,
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: into her kitchen, and the whole time, my friend's like,
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: she's the best. You'll never believe that she knows everything.
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  Speaker 4: So I had the little piece of paper with my
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  Speaker 4: names on it and stuff, and and you know the
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: thing about psychics and darlings, you know this too. You
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: kind of lead them down the road because you want
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: to hear certain things. You know.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: You're like, well, I'm an entertainment, like you start telling
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: them stuff, you know.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, she goes, well, I definitely think you you're
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: going to find a lot of success when you moved
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: to you know, like Toronto or Manitoba. I'm like, I'm
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: not Nadian. That pissed me off that she couldn't tell
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: as American. I was like, this lady doesn't know.
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  Speaker 2: She couldn't even tell by her voice, by my voice.
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  Speaker 4: And then and I go, I'm not from Canada. And
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: she was like oh. She got embarrassed, and I was like, you.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Should be out of this kitchen. I was of hurdles.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hurtled myself out of there. My heart earned
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: a hundred back then. One hundred dollars to me was
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: like finding a gold cougar ran coin.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm so sorry. How did it go in Manitoba?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I never moved? Can you imagine?
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: How is it in in Alberta? Whatever?
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how's you? You need to move to Alberta.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you don't even. I just was so insulted
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: that she couldn't tell I was an American.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I am sorry. I did love that Portia came in
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: and she was like, oh no, am I headed for divorce.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: She was like firing on all cylinders in this episode,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: making me laugh my ass off.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: I just really enjoyed her. How about Kelly's.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Dog Pow and Cha Cha's dog dog Salon days are
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: one thousand dollars at the very least.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Worth every penny that dog is tricked out. I mean,
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: the leopard, the hair, the dog deserves it. If I
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: had one thousand dollars, Cat Winslet, certainly we'd be getting
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: some grooming. I'd love someone to come cut her nails.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Somebody help me too.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: She won't let me. I can't pick her up. Yeah,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: she'll she'll she lays on the couch with me. Now
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: we're getting better and better and better.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: But you know, i'd love to take her to a groomer.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Have you tried those like little snacks and the pouches
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: that you squeeze up and they lick.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do have those. She does like those.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you have the ability to have
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: hold that up while you clip her nails, but that's
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: my that's my right.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: It's not a bad idea, babe. Definitely, if I brought
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Denisan for some assistance.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, So I do want to talk about first,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I really want to hone in on Britt and her
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: mom and her sister and then her other sister and
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: the drama there, Like this was really first at the house,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, this is very set up, Like
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: they're helping their mom pack. That's fine, Like it was
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: a legit scene. But the way they were acting towards
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: each other, I was like, Okay, they're trying to get
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: like a spin off, you know. And so it was
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: very strange because like they're talking and they're like, wow,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: we really miss dad. Let's pack up these pictures and
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: then and then.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Let's call our other sister. Uh oh, she's in Costco.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: And then Chaer and Britt were kind of arguing or something,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: and or Share was arguing with the mom and then
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: the grandma comes in. She's like, now listen here, I
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: am the grandmother. You won't do that. And I was like,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: oh boy, ladies, we got to pull back. And then
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: we got that call from Tiera and then a real
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: scene happened and Cher was crying her eyes out and saying, like,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: you abandoned me.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I have grief too. That was real.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: That was real. Yeah, I think you're absolutely right.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Half of this is them going like you know, I mean,
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: imagine the discussions Amy, what if it was you and I.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I got to get this peach for at least five
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: years to set.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Up my financial plans. All right, well, then let's bring
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: the drama, you know what I mean, Like like this
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: is happening in every franchise. Yeah, honey, we have to
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: get the house redone. I'm going to be on Salt
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Lake City. I can't have you know, these conversations are happening,
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: that's exactly so and so and yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Well and speaking of you know, I also have to
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: get my financial plans in order and the way that
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I do this podcast, and this is how I make
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: my living, you know, and sometimes I have to have
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: ads and that's just how it is. So let's just
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: take a quick break.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Nice segue.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well, thank you so much for listening
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: to the ads. And that's really supporting my show. So
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I appreciate it, darlings. That's how I'm able to do this.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: And so d.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Shad buy something like those good bras or the nice
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: little Lady Pleasure thing.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and usually my code is drama, so guys get
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: into it. But you were saying, yes, they you know,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: they're setting up their future, so they want to bring
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: the drama but kind of backfires.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and their family has some trouble. Britt is an enigma.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: I think there's a lot going on there that she
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: is every every episode she's trying to hide the truth.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: And you know what was it I said yesterday, when
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: you slice open a balloon, you can't put.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: It back together. She did.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: We were having a very serious conversation and that's.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: What, you know, you can't slice the balloon.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: And then and so I think she seems very out
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: of control to me on this show, even while she's
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: trying to remain in control.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: There's jealousy there.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm confused a lot about what her emotions
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: are because there are so many times where she just
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: looks like pissed off, you know, and I'm not I'm thinking,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: is that real or is that for the show?
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very interesting.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I loved her at the party though.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: When she cut loose, I was like, Oh, she's fun,
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Like I grit could be really fun and silly too.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: But like if I tried to go on Housewives and
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: I tried to pretend I was something to someone, I'm not.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I try to put my most perfect Jamie self up
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: as we all would, and we all would, but the
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: cracks will come. They would see, Oh, she is up
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: at five in the morning for no good reason, and
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: then waking up at nine in the morning.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: For only getting four hours sleep? Why would she do
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: that to herself? Right? And they go work two jobs?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Why would she do that? Go to bed? So you know,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: But then I would get on the show and this
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: is this is what I'm saying, follow me up, darlings
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: and eight, Yes, I would say them. I sleep great
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: every night. I go to bed usually about ten or
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: eleven PM.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: But then when the cameras are in here, it's like,
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: should I go to bed?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: It's like, there's just some there's some stuff with Britt
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: and her family. I think there are those conversations happening,
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: but that breakdown was real, and I think these sisters
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: had a conversation where they're like, listen, we have to
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: talk because I just got on this show and we
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: need to put this out there. So let's let's make
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: up right now. We'll deal with that stuff later, but
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: I want you to come over to the house and
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: help me do the pictures. Fine, well, are we gonna
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: call Tiara? Fine, we'll call her, but let's ambusher so
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: she doesn't know, and she's in Cosmo. Okay, fine, you
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: know Rama should be here.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Tiara is uh, she might be the only right one
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: in this scenario actually, because she seems to have cut
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: some ties and made some put up some boundaries and
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: it kind of seems like maybe those should be in place,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: and so for whatever her journey is, I just want
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: to send a little love to Tierra because I agree.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: You know, she just got yelled at my share and
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I thought, well, listen, obviously, she did this for a reason,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: and there were some reasons.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so Sharon might be trying to get her
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: peach somehow. Like I'm gonna okay. As a person who's
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: very emotional, I could bring myself to angry tears right now,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It could be just two
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: seconds in and I'll be like.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I'm on lexapro. So that's all put at bay. That's
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: my boundary. Catch me outside four years ago.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I would have loved to you.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Did okay anyway, But I do want to mention that
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: when Angela and Charles are talking and he is like
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: giving her so much side eye for inviting Drew to
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: the party and I'm sorry, inviting Drew to Nashville and
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: asking Porscha, did you steal her husband? And he's like,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: why are you doing this? And for good reason, Like
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I think that he's smart to ask his wife this.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, oh, are you still listening because
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: they're saying that they are talking about how you're messing
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: with a girl in New York and you're just easy
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: to f and so what do you say about that?
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: And he's like, go to war.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, he's right.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: I mean again, Charles off camera, I want to do Housewives, Charles,
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: it's not a good idea. I have to do it, fine,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: but I'm not happy about it. Okay, here's the cameras.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: All of a sudden, you know, like he probably did
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: not want her to do that. And the thing is,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: it's really funny to me that Porstia saying that gets
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: him in trouble. That's such a male female marriage trope
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: that it's like, you know that, It's like, uh, And
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: then she said she could fuck you? Is that something
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: that could happen?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Charles, And he's like, like, it's just so funny.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: And he's so nervous too.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: He's like, guilty, guilty, guilty, all right, go for it,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: fight my battle.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: No, we know that he did do that, and their
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: marriage is up.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Stuff it is.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: And let's talk about Portia and Dennis, because here we
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: have a very different vibe.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: First of all, just to the side, I have to say,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Drew is gone.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Drew is a Drew.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Where are you? Drew?
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Drew gone?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Not only is she gone from this episode, I don't
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: know if she's ever going to show up again for
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: the rest.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Of the season.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Atlanta anymore.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: She's in Manitoba, you know.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: And then on top of it, Dennis is like, oh, yeah,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: she doesn't. She's not with my label anymore.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Iired me, he said, right, I couldn't.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Tell if oh yeah, like he said, she's not signed
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: with me anymore. I couldn't tell if that was her decision.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: That was her decision, right yeah, Because he's like, she's
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: scared of you, and I'm like, okay, well, at least
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: she did something about it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: She should not have been at that label.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: I don't deny that there's a chance they did hook
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: up or at least make out, or maybe the aforementioned
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: the jay that was brought up in a previous episode.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: There's something there that you know, you're late at night
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: working in the studio, working on some sexy beats, a
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: house six with you, and it's like, oh, sing it again,
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: let me get behind you and press these buttons on.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I've been at a I've been at a thousand of
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: these Sario.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Sounds like you have been really lived yet, all right.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I did when I made my singles.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: I did when I made my single I want to
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: sleep with you in the studio. No one has to
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: know you love.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: That I love.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite jams. No, that's my favorite
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: single you've ever dropped. My second favorite single is You
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Lied to Me Fortune Teller, I am not Canadian.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: That's my other favorite.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: And that's all the club hit Matchie Matchie, Matchie, Matchie match.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Next box.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Nails.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, so she's to the side. But the fact
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: that they're now doing like these cutesy confessionals together, it
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: looked like they're kind of back on track, and I
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: like this vibe. She was right to say, like, why
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: did someone else have to tell me that you filmed
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: with someone else? And he's like, I don't know. I
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: just showed up and she was better to be there.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, dude, you don't you
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: send a text right away or like after the fact
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: and be like I didn't know they were there anything.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: But he did do her dirty, And I'm glad that
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: they're going to move past it. As she said, she's like,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I'm showing you how to copare it well by my
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: wonderful example. Oh and then she says, you said that
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Drew tried to sleep with you, And then the most
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: relatable moment was that she tried to read the text
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: and she needed some readers. Thank you for that, Portia.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Thank god, because that stops me in my tracks all
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: the time. I didn't understand like what the text was.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I can't make heads or tails of it, so there's
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: really no proof of it for me other than like
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: what you said, we can imagine it happened.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was interesting. The Bravo knew to cut that,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: to cut that as a little extra clip though, when
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: she's like, but you said you try to sleep her
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: and Dennis goes a burroot that.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: They used it as the promo. The moment, as it
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: often is, was not as good as that.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Moment, you know.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: No, Yeah, she snatched her readers and then couldn't make
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: out the text. It was nothing viable there and it
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: was like gibberish.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: It was gibberish.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but I'm glad that they're back on track.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Dennis is going to be a great person to co
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: parent with. Unlike Jack's on the Valley, Dennis will be
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: fun for Porsia their whole lives and that's that also
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: is a testament to how Porsia got over this. And
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: I felt so bad for her that day when she
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: went and the bathroom was crying because she had to
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: forgive him to move forward. But I do think ultimately
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: they'll have a good co parenting relationship as did my
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: own parents. You know, they're friends, they can laugh together,
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: that's important.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Right absolutely.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Now it's Cynthia's Bailey Q for June teenth, which ended
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: up being rainy cue.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Rainy cue was raining, Like hell, how did anyone walk
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: in their high heels in that rain?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but but I'll never find out.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I'll never know. I'll never know.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: After they talked to the prophet, uh uh, we moved on,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: and then of course Cynthia is basically playing mediator and
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: she's like, okay, now Angela, uh well, I'm sorry. Before
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: she pulled people aside, Angela and Kelly were fighting there
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: on the couch and they're they're insulting each other things
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: like Kelly says, read the words that are coming out
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: of my mouth sounds like you need to use that
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: mouth more often. Angela says, not as much as you
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: with the stretch marks about your mouth.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Stretch marks.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: That is a very clever way to say someone is
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: a longtime DS.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Sir, Yes, and really creative.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, what's funny to me is that like we can
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: on all these Housewives shows, we can you know, sling
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: these insults as sing sling these words as if it's
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: an insult to be a dser. But then in another
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: on another season, for another party, we're all like, you know,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: at a sex Toys party and we're doing a game
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: where who can you know, mouth the shotglass more than
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: the others, and we're giving each other's props. Let's just
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: support one another in the ds ing and and what
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: our capabilities are, you know, let's not drag our shame, yes,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: you know. But then I actually was pretty shocked at
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Angela when Britt says, she says, I'm married, and then
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Angela says I'm married.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: She goes, oh.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: You're married, Britt, You're a whore.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I thought that was a bad look.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: That was nice, She's getting.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Angela's leaving these parties crying, but she's coming through like
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: as if she's untouchable.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: It's too much.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: She cannot keep slinging these insults and then acting like
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: she's the victim, you know. She yeah, she can catch
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: them talking about her at the pool, but she was
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: coming for Portia. So like you again, you have to
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: own up to this. But for her to say like
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: you're a whore, I just thought, oh my gosh, this
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: is what we're doing. Are you like picking up where
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Kenya left off? Because Kenya's not here right now? And
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: now you're using terms like I guess I don't mean
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: to split hairs, but like I don't really have that
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: much of a problem if you say someone has stretch
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: marks around their mouth, But when you say there are
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: a whore, it's just.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: A little different.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, there's no creativity, no, And also why not just
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: how you know?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, it's just who doesn't?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Who doesn't?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Who does it?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Hurt us? Bad? Doesn't? She's a horror?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Horror is so hers when you say it?
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, now, and also there's a monetary connotation I think
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: more to horr than ho.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, hoe is Hoe isn't a lot of music,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: you know, Horror isn't.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: No, that's right, not a lot of things. Yeah, it's
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: too harsh.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: You know, like you're gonna go up on that.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh yeah. There's that Snoop song.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Every other city we go, every other video, no matter
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: where I go, I see the same.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: You can always count on Jamils to bring up.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Well, that's also like my single horror. It didn't do well.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: No, it didn't do well. We had to pull it.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Dennis had to pull it, Dennis, which is
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: why you're not signed with him anymore.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: But that's right, damn it.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: So but Britt says like, yeah, so Angela said, yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: you're married, your whore. And then Britt says, your husband
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: has even acknowledged that he's been married to you over
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: the last ten years. And then she says, does the
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: world know about that baby? And then Kelly jumps in
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: and I kind of laughed because she was like, oh,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: does the world know about that baby?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Though, wingman?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: And then Angela's like, who's the baby? You better come
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: with the receipts and I'm like, well, then you better
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: get ready because the receipts are everywhere allegedly. And so
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you don't think that this isn't
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: going to be a topic.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: And again, we don't go on say it with me now, everyone,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: We don't go on housewives when we have multiple skeletons
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: in the closet. We need pristine housewives in order. If
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: you're not pristine, be ready. So if there is a child,
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: it's one google away for every one of us, you
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: know what I mean?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: And I haven't googled it because I'm busy, but if
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: I had time, I would see that most likely has
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: a level.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I have, and I've seen I've seen it.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: I've seen that that it that it happened right when
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: they first got married, in that first year of marriage,
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: when she moved out, when she was blaming what happened
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: with that coach and the incident that they had when the.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Coach kicked him out.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I remember all this.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she says, we live separately for like a year,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: and I think that was the year when she found
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: out about the baby. A legend. So anyway, we go
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: into Cynthia pulling aside Portia and Angela and then they
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: talk and then Angela's like, I invited Drew. I thought
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: you understood my intentions that I'm on a housewive show
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: and that's what I was supposed to do. And Portia's like, well,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: my POV was that even though we're on housewive show,
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: it's she still wasn't invited and I didn't like it,
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: so and then she was like and then you're always
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: bringing up, you know, other things, and so Angela was like,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: well you are bringing up Charles. So now they basically
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: apologize to each other for the most part, for offending
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: each other, and then they decide to move forward, which
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I was very happy about.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I hope so yes.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: And then Cynthia's like, okay, stay put Angela, I got
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: to rotate in someone else.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: This is like and now that when you're the problem.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: And then it's like, all right, stay stay there, Amy,
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: We're gonna rotate Jamie out.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: We're going to bring in Denise. What have I done? Now?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: It's too much. I don't ever want to be that
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: one who's in trouble with everybody. Now in this next person.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: You don't.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: And then Samia comes in, and then Shamia's like, I
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: just want some closure on the text you sent over
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: and then.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Doors of apologies are like, god, I'm sorry I sent
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: that text. Okay, great, Samia out.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Kelly in, why did you make fun of my two
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: strings holding my titties up? I'm sorry I noticed those. Okay,
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: you're out. Chef In, you didn't try my macaroni and cheese.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I had it, you didn't attempt to eat it. Chef out.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: I'm really sorry you didn't.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: You didn't tip me when you pulled up in your
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: rains drover.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Ha not a Porsche.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Not a Porsche. No one, no one thought that. Well.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, Angela is like, well, you're a married woman.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I was looking for you to like defend me when
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Porsche was talking about me and making fun of me,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: and you didn't do that and you're married, and like
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: why didn't you do that? And Shmia is like, look,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I love to laugh. Yeah, laughter is love. Love is life,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Life is laughter, laughter is life, and like she just
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: turned it and somehow it made it okay. I don't
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: know how whatever, but I was like, that's a good reason,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: you know, when Porsche's on one and she's firing on
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: all cylinders and she's making people laugh like you cannot
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: not laugh, and they're giggle they're having a giggle fest.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: And then she brings up the example that she laughed
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: at her uncle's funeral because they buried him looking like
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: a pastor and he never stepped foot in the church.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, this is so non sequitur that
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Cynthia, get her out of here, Like we
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: don't we've done here.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: This is a wash, But I loved it.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: It was a It was a good episode of a
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: lot of moving parts and and uh oh and I
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: failed to mention in that Dennis and Porsche scene that
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: they have a new O pair.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, very fun. She seemed like a real sweetheart. Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: I think she seems you know, I like that she
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: had other O pair friends. My stepsister had an O
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: pair who also had other friends in the in the city. Yeah,
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: and it just gives you a fun new life. And
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: you know, she just seemed very sweet and trustworthy. I
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: think that that hopefully will be great for Polar, who
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: is absolutely adorable.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Adorable, love Pilara, love Pilar, and for their co parenting.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: So that's good.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: But yeah, any is there anything else that we didn't
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: touch on?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Jamels that just an excitement Orusia.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: In the preview of the next one, I mean, I
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: think sorry for I think we're going to have some
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: excitement when this pops off.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think we've kind of dipped a
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: little bit and last week wasn't like I mean, it's fine,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: but I like this week. And if do you think
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: pa is going to come in next week?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: And I want to tell you something that I noticed,
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: and I bet some of the Darlings tapped it too.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you if you did.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Okay at the very very end, Yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: They're all there, and there's Fader with her Peach, so
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: they superimposed her odd to the picture. Ye. That's why
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: you can pretty much count on her being in next week.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Thank you for noticing. Oh, that's my.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Job as a co host of the Atlanta UH franchise.
• 39:38
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  Speaker 3: Jamie Moyer j A, I M E. D.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Bye Jamel, that you bye.
• 39:57
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